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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:53No, please! Don't call me that. I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:02Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels! Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:10Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:14Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24Be Lysander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:29He's so hot! Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:49Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:02:59Grandma.
00:03:00When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:04I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:19We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:24No!
00:03:33Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:44The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:48What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:03Can you do that?
00:04:04I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:23What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:25Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:29Come on. Come on.
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:44How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:50I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:52Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:02I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:25I have no clue what this is.
00:05:36I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed!
00:06:03If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:16Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:20That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:33She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:38If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:44bankrupt.
00:06:45I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:51Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:10I'll save your son.
00:07:13Who the hell is she?
00:07:14Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous. How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:23Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:31Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her. I bet it has fleas.
00:07:35That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion. Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:47Don't touch him. They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces
00:07:54that you've failed. So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:08:01Oh, you're not gonna touch my son. I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general. I know
00:08:09a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash. Who knows what an
00:08:18unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:21A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious? Ew! Disgusting. Go back to being
00:08:30a prostitute.
00:08:31Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:08:36If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:43Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail. Maybe we
00:08:49should give her a try?
00:08:51You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:54All right. I'll give you a shot. But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's
00:09:01head mounted on my wall.
00:09:03Is that any way to ask for help? You'd be blessed to have me. And I'm only here to repay
00:09:09your younger son's kindness. But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:16Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:19No. Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:24Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:30My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:35Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:40Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:42As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:48Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her. I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself
00:09:54up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:57Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters. Continue wasting your time. But I'm saving
00:10:05this patient.
00:10:15Oh, okay. What's happening? What are we doing?
00:10:32What the hell are you doing?
00:10:34I knew she was a perv!
00:10:36She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:39Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:43Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:48He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:55Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:10:59Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right? I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:06And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:13What? This?
00:11:20Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:23What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:31Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:36I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:43have studied for years?
00:11:44We are all certified.
00:11:46But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:49She's right about everything.
00:11:53Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:11:58And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:02Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:03Oh!
00:12:04And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:06Because I just discovered it.
00:12:08This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:12The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:14A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:17But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:22What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:23I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:28Precisely.
00:12:29You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:31You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:36I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:40Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:44And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:48which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:51Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:54Oh my God.
00:12:56If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:00I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:02Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:07What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:08It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:10And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:14Then let's have a bet.
00:13:16If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:21And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:27These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:32You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:35Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:38There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:42Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:47It's a deal.
00:13:48I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:51No one is dying on my watch.
00:13:58Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:06Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:09Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:21I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:25I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:28I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:32Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:36Wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:37Don't listen to her.
00:14:40She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:45Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:48Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:56What? Did you just call me?
00:15:00There's a man's life at stake here.
00:15:02And you're standing in my way.
00:15:05Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:08Now stop getting in my way.
00:15:10Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:14Oh, yeah?
00:15:15Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:17Where's the dog?
00:15:18Well, put down the dog!
00:15:19With pleasure.
00:15:36Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:42You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:47She's been poisoned!
00:15:50It was her!
00:15:51Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:53Medicine in the right hands can save lives.
00:15:56But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:00This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:03Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:05Of course.
00:16:06I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:10If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:29Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:31This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:33I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:36Angel herbalist.
00:16:37This is what I call...
00:16:39Malpractice.
00:16:41This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:43But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:46Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:48Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:49Right this way.
00:16:50Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:52What the hell is going on?
00:16:53You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:16:57Then stop getting in my way.
00:16:59Every second counts.
00:17:02Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:07General Armstrong,
00:17:08your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation!
00:17:12Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:16Hold on.
00:17:17You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:20If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked,
00:17:24then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:27All right.
00:17:28But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:31No, no, no.
00:17:51You're not good.
00:17:52I mean, no, no.
00:17:56No, no.
00:17:57You're not good, guys.
00:17:58You're not good.
00:18:32You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:36Exactly.
00:18:37What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:40She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:43That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:45And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:52Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:55We have to have faith.
00:18:57Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:00Uh, on the streets.
00:19:04Are you shitting me?
00:19:06You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:08Are you nuts?
00:19:09You don't know her.
00:19:10You don't know her background.
00:19:11She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:13That is it, General.
00:19:14You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:16You're right.
00:19:16That's it.
00:19:17I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:19James, let's go.
00:19:20Yes, sir.
00:19:31I told you all to stay out.
00:19:38This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:40We can't be interrupted.
00:19:42Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:47I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:53I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:55No.
00:19:59You see that, General?
00:20:01This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:03This is a witchcraft.
00:20:06I know what this is.
00:20:08This is the dark witch.
00:20:10I've heard of her.
00:20:11She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them
00:20:16alive.
00:20:17I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:20James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:23Yes, sir.
00:20:27You regain consciousness.
00:20:38Help me.
00:20:40I'm just one.
00:20:45Something's wrong.
00:20:48You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:51Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:20:56That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:05Sir?
00:21:06The SWAT team is here.
00:21:08Captain Morales.
00:21:11My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:16I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:19Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:21We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:28Right.
00:21:30Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:46You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:21:54You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:02I will never.
00:22:03I will never.
00:22:18Look who's guilty now.
00:22:21Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:23But it is a biological fact.
00:22:25A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:31Science, okay?
00:22:32It just means that my body-
00:22:33Oh, shut up.
00:22:33Is physically-
00:22:37You're distracted me with your friend.
00:22:39And I'm a professional.
00:22:40I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:43Captain, do something now.
00:22:44Ready.
00:22:50We're almost there.
00:22:53Aim.
00:22:55Get him, boys.
00:22:56Get him.
00:22:58Fire.
00:23:02Fire.
00:23:02Fire.
00:23:17Those theme is seals.
00:23:19How is this possible?
00:23:21It's not even a scratch.
00:23:22I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:25Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:27No.
00:23:28I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:30She's not the dark witch.
00:23:32Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:36This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:40How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:42That's right.
00:23:43The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:47If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:49Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:51Think about it.
00:23:52We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:54He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:55Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:23:57You're right.
00:23:57And this homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:03Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:06No.
00:24:06No.
00:24:08Absolutely not.
00:24:09There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:12How could you know for sure?
00:24:14Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:17You're wrong, sir.
00:24:18This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:23It's called borderline revival.
00:24:25She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:28But only temporarily.
00:24:30It's a trick.
00:24:31To pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:34That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:37I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can.
00:24:40To kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:43My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:45He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:50Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:52The witch doctor.
00:24:53Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:24:58My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:00You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:04I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:10from me.
00:25:12This is it.
00:25:14The finishing touch.
00:25:16I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:18So we can both survive.
00:25:38It's poison gas.
00:25:40That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:45Poison gas?
00:25:47My son is in there.
00:25:48You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:50No, don't worry, General.
00:25:52Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:25:55Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:25:58Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:01And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:03They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:09I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:12It's now or never.
00:26:25What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:27It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:29Wait a second.
00:26:30You don't think that they're...
00:26:32You!
00:26:33You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:36Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:37If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:41Oh my god.
00:26:42Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:44I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:48Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:50if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:53This is taking way too long.
00:26:55Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:26:59These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:03Bazooka.
00:27:04She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:07Crap. Oh my god.
00:27:08Get back, son.
00:27:10Ready.
00:27:11Aim.
00:27:12Oh, shit.
00:27:17Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:31The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:33Shoot her dead now.
00:27:34Do I need to fix your hearing, too?
00:27:37I said stand down.
00:27:40Don't listen to her.
00:27:41She's a fraud.
00:27:42A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:44I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:48If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:53Wait a second.
00:27:54Are you saying you cured my son?
00:27:56He'll wake in just a moment.
00:27:57You can see for yourself.
00:27:59Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:02That is it.
00:28:03No more stalling, General.
00:28:05If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:10Don't hurt her.
00:28:16He's a cure.
00:28:23His pulse is regular.
00:28:24In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:29There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:40Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:42Lysander's warm again.
00:28:43He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:46And his heart is strong.
00:28:47Come, feel it.
00:28:50I saved my son.
00:28:53Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:28:57Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:01I've learned my lesson.
00:29:02I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:07Wait, wait.
00:29:08No, no.
00:29:09There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:14Angel, and I.
00:29:15I mean, it's the goddess healer.
00:29:22Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:25But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:31day after 20.
00:29:32It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:34What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:37Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:41Take care.
00:29:42No, wait.
00:29:43Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:46He's right.
00:29:47We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:52if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:29:55Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:29:59I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:02I...
00:30:04I'm already engaged.
00:30:07Already engaged?
00:30:09I am.
00:30:09I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:14And he's coming back today.
00:30:15But don't be disappointed.
00:30:17Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:20I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:22Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:25But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:27Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:29Take the gold.
00:30:30No, really.
00:30:32I don't need anything.
00:30:33I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:40Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:42He's back.
00:30:43And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:47I must go.
00:30:54Hobo close.
00:30:56Halo glow.
00:30:57I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:00It was just dumb luck.
00:31:03She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:05She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:08Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:14I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.
00:31:20Oh, my God.
00:31:22I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:27No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:30Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:34I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:38You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:42Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:45Wait, no, we're not brides.
00:31:47No, she's just better than us.
00:31:50Oh, my God.
00:31:54We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:31:57She's no average Jane.
00:31:58No, she isn't.
00:31:59She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:01But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:04why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:08But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:10No normal person could have done that.
00:32:12Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:15I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:17I have to find her.
00:32:18I have to make her my life.
00:32:19She won my heart over, too.
00:32:21But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:24All right, listen.
00:32:26I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:33I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:35So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:41Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:43She waited for you for three years.
00:32:47She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:49And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:51One with some serious fuck you money.
00:32:53So get lost.
00:32:55Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:04Grandma.
00:33:05Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:09I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:11I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:15In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:18So sign over the house now.
00:33:25You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:28And I did.
00:33:29For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:32Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:34And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:38Do you have no shame?
00:33:39We were together for three years.
00:33:41And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:43when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:51That's how much you would owe me
00:33:52if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:33:56I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:33:59of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:05Oh, yeah?
00:34:06Well, Marissa
00:34:09is so much better than you.
00:34:10She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:13And now she's the CEO
00:34:16of an entire corporation.
00:34:21And you?
00:34:23You're still nothing.
00:34:25So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:27Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:29Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:33Oops.
00:34:34Yeah.
00:34:35That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:37the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:44You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:46I certainly did.
00:34:48In fact,
00:34:49Marissa,
00:34:50you and your dimwit brother
00:34:52only have everything you have
00:34:54all thanks to me.
00:35:00Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:02That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:04You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:09My granddaughter supported you
00:35:11and your entire family
00:35:12for three years while you were gone.
00:35:15How dare you insult her.
00:35:18It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:19Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:22Poor Edna.
00:35:23She still doesn't know
00:35:24what you're doing out there
00:35:25on the streets, huh?
00:35:26What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:28Show her, Bob.
00:35:34This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:36your granddaughter is.
00:35:37She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:39She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:43I can't be caught
00:35:44with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:46Even if you got no game,
00:35:48I got street cred
00:35:49I got out of keep.
00:35:50You dig?
00:35:50The word you're looking for
00:35:51is dignity.
00:35:53And you're one to speak,
00:35:55cheater.
00:35:57Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:02I've been broadening
00:36:02my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:04I want to see how regular,
00:36:06everyday people live
00:36:07so that I can help them.
00:36:09Of course, those without
00:36:10substance underneath
00:36:12would never understand that.
00:36:14What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:15It means the new girlfriend
00:36:17you think is an upgrade
00:36:18is actually a downgrade.
00:36:23Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:25Just sign the damn papers
00:36:26and we can each get on
00:36:26with our lives.
00:36:40At your wedding, I will.
00:36:42What?
00:36:44If you won't do good by me
00:36:45of breaking things off
00:36:46before two-timing you
00:36:47with my best friend,
00:36:49why should I do good by you?
00:36:51I'll give you my John Hancock
00:36:53at your wedding
00:36:53as my charity
00:36:55to you.
00:36:56Fucking bitch!
00:36:58You better keep your word.
00:36:59Oh, that's rich.
00:37:01After tomorrow,
00:37:02you will never feel
00:37:03so rich ever again.
00:37:04Do remember that.
00:37:12Trixie,
00:37:13Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:15They'll destroy you
00:37:16if you show even so much
00:37:18as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:19Grandma,
00:37:20I have to confess
00:37:22something to you.
00:37:23I've secretly amassed
00:37:24a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:26Trillions?
00:37:28That would make you
00:37:30the richest person
00:37:32on the planet.
00:37:33It's because of
00:37:34the healing hands
00:37:34I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:36the god of healing.
00:37:38I've saved several
00:37:40world leaders
00:37:40with these hands.
00:37:42That's how I was able
00:37:43to give Marissa
00:37:43the presidential contract
00:37:45and become
00:37:46the goddess healer.
00:37:47It makes me angrier
00:37:48hearing her name
00:37:49knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:51But please,
00:37:52Trixie dear,
00:37:54I know it must
00:37:55have broken your heart,
00:37:56but embellishing
00:37:58your worth
00:37:58and who you are,
00:38:00it will only delay
00:38:01the healing process.
00:38:03You don't have
00:38:03to believe me just yet.
00:38:05After we lost
00:38:06Mom and Dad
00:38:07because we didn't
00:38:07have the money
00:38:08for their medical bills.
00:38:10I vowed that
00:38:11I would do everything
00:38:12I can to serve
00:38:13those in need.
00:38:14That's why I'm
00:38:15taking everything
00:38:16back from Butch
00:38:16and I'm giving it
00:38:17back to Charity.
00:38:18You've always had
00:38:19an angel's heart.
00:38:21I'm certain you
00:38:22will meet someone
00:38:23who will treat you right,
00:38:24who actually deserves you.
00:38:27You will see
00:38:27tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:30Oh, yeah.
00:38:33Stop.
00:38:36You said Trixie's
00:38:37crashing my wedding.
00:38:38She was bullying us
00:38:39too, Sasa.
00:38:40She's probably
00:38:41trying to extort you
00:38:42now that she knows
00:38:43you're rich as fuck.
00:38:45When nobody steps
00:38:46on Snake,
00:38:47Snake bites back hard.
00:38:49So let her come
00:38:50and embarrass herself.
00:38:52Yeah.
00:38:52you mean
00:38:55we broadcast
00:38:57that video of you?
00:39:01Yes.
00:39:02Her cavewoman
00:39:02stick the 19th century
00:39:04tin can.
00:39:05She'll prop me up
00:39:06higher on my pedestal
00:39:07when the whole world
00:39:07sees her in her
00:39:08homeless mess
00:39:09against my
00:39:10presidential glow-up.
00:39:11Let's turn this party
00:39:12into her funeral.
00:39:20There he is.
00:39:23Welcome home, brother.
00:39:25Welcome home, General!
00:39:29Sir,
00:39:29the homeless woman
00:39:30who saved you,
00:39:31Miss Trixie,
00:39:31this is the file
00:39:32of her ex,
00:39:33Butch Tanner.
00:39:34He served with your
00:39:35regiment in the Marines.
00:39:36You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:37that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:38Well, she's been providing
00:39:39for him and his entire family
00:39:41while he's been deployed
00:39:42overseas, sir.
00:39:43So she waited for him
00:39:44for years
00:39:44and then he betrayed her?
00:39:46Fucking coward.
00:39:47According to intel,
00:39:48she's planning to bring it
00:39:48down on them
00:39:49at their wedding.
00:39:50Then we should join her.
00:39:52Men,
00:39:52I'm only alive today
00:39:54because of that
00:39:54virtuous woman
00:39:55and her incredible power
00:39:57that saved my life.
00:39:58So she needs our support.
00:39:59Will you join me
00:40:00in protecting her?
00:40:01Yes, sir!
00:40:02We will allow
00:40:02our lives to protect her,
00:40:04sir!
00:40:05Well, let's roll.
00:40:20Welcome, everyone,
00:40:22to my wedding.
00:40:23Today is a very special day
00:40:24for me and Butch.
00:40:25Not only are we getting married,
00:40:26but in just one hour,
00:40:27my company will be receiving
00:40:28the presidential contract
00:40:30allowing my biomedical company
00:40:32to go public.
00:40:37Congratulations on the contract
00:40:38once again, Mrs.
00:40:39is a...
00:40:39Like him.
00:40:40Stowe, Butch is taking
00:40:41my last name.
00:40:42Oh, and please,
00:40:43don't be so uptight,
00:40:44Secretary Cho.
00:40:46You are the secretary
00:40:47of the entire
00:40:48U.S. Health Department,
00:40:49but this is a partay,
00:40:50after all.
00:40:51I see some of the
00:40:52most important people
00:40:53in the nation
00:40:54have also arrived
00:40:55to celebrate you.
00:40:57The U.S. president
00:40:59will also be arriving soon
00:41:01to give you
00:41:01the contract herself.
00:41:03It's an honor.
00:41:04And that's why Sasa
00:41:05is the best wife
00:41:06a man could ever dream of.
00:41:09We will make sure
00:41:10the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:12Let the wedding begin!
00:41:16Not so fast.
00:41:17The party doesn't start
00:41:19until I say it does.
00:41:41You two really are a match
00:41:43made in hell.
00:41:44So I've come to save your guests
00:41:46from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:47I don't recognize it
00:41:49from any of our elite circles.
00:41:50Who is she?
00:41:51Um, this is our
00:41:52entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:41:54Just watch.
00:41:58Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:41:59This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:01You lost.
00:42:02I bet she's here
00:42:02to bum a meal off us.
00:42:04You know,
00:42:05being this poor.
00:42:07Me,
00:42:08but my meal.
00:42:09Have you forgotten
00:42:10that it was I
00:42:11who bankrolled you two
00:42:12for the last three years?
00:42:13And what evidence
00:42:14do you have of that?
00:42:15Look at me,
00:42:16then go look at yourself
00:42:17in the mirror.
00:42:18I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:20Even the first woman president
00:42:22will be here any second
00:42:23now to congratulate me.
00:42:24And you're nothing
00:42:24but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:27Sasa,
00:42:28she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:31See, everyone?
00:42:33Butch already cut ties
00:42:34with his ex,
00:42:35but she's so shameless
00:42:36and desperate
00:42:37that she'd still show up
00:42:39to my wedding
00:42:39to suck up to me.
00:42:41This is what poor,
00:42:42sad girls do.
00:42:43They beg for scraps
00:42:45from us,
00:42:47the rich and glorious.
00:42:48Projecting much, Marissa?
00:42:50You might feel
00:42:50all high and mighty now,
00:42:52but don't bite the hand
00:42:53that feeds you.
00:42:54Especially when I'm the one
00:42:55who's giving you the contract.
00:43:01You giving me the contract?
00:43:04You have no skills,
00:43:06no education,
00:43:07no connection,
00:43:08so how could you possibly
00:43:09have a pool
00:43:10to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:12to give me
00:43:13a billion dollar contract?
00:43:14We both share
00:43:15humble beginnings, Marissa,
00:43:17and I saw potential in you.
00:43:19Even trusted you
00:43:19as my best friend.
00:43:21But I recognize now
00:43:22that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:24Don't be all sore now
00:43:25just because I stole your man.
00:43:27This is what us rich girls
00:43:29do.
00:43:30They steal her
00:43:31from lame spinsters
00:43:32for fun.
00:43:33Damn right.
00:43:34You were
00:43:36too embarrassing
00:43:36for me.
00:43:38Sasa tramples you
00:43:38any day.
00:43:39I can say that
00:43:40now that I'm marrying
00:43:41the rich.
00:43:42Bravo.
00:43:43Self-admission
00:43:44of a gold digger.
00:43:45Quick,
00:43:46somebody put that
00:43:46on a memoir.
00:43:47Sasa,
00:43:48she's embarrassing me
00:43:48in front of everyone.
00:43:49She'll make her sup.
00:43:50Don't listen to her,
00:43:51everyone.
00:43:52She's the gold-dicking,
00:43:53blood-sucking leech.
00:43:55I don't even have
00:43:55to lift a finger
00:43:56and you're already
00:43:57embarrassing yourself
00:43:58in front of everyone
00:43:59for me,
00:43:59butch.
00:44:01You may look
00:44:02and sound like a man,
00:44:03but you're nothing
00:44:04but a pathetic coward.
00:44:05Okay,
00:44:05enough!
00:44:06You know what I always
00:44:07couldn't stand about you?
00:44:08Your moral posturing.
00:44:10But guess what?
00:44:12Morals are just lies
00:44:13to make you and girls
00:44:14feel better about yourselves.
00:44:16That's why no man
00:44:16will choose you
00:44:17over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:19Because I've got
00:44:20the material goods
00:44:21and you're just
00:44:22all empty talk.
00:44:23I'm not here
00:44:24to request to be chosen
00:44:25because I'm the one
00:44:26who's doing the choosing.
00:44:29See this?
00:44:41Oh my god.
00:44:43Is that the billion dollar
00:44:44contract for Sasha?
00:44:47The one that's supposed
00:44:48to make us all rich as fuck?
00:44:49No, absolutely not.
00:44:52I don't believe it.
00:44:53You all sound so scared already.
00:44:56Don't worry.
00:44:56This isn't that contract.
00:44:59It's the lease
00:45:00to the modest home
00:45:00you try to swindle from me.
00:45:04I don't see everyone.
00:45:06She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:07But you don't even have
00:45:08the guts to go all the way.
00:45:09Look at her following orders.
00:45:11I asked her to sign
00:45:12over the lease
00:45:13and here she is.
00:45:14Like a good little
00:45:15peasant slave.
00:45:16That house is worth
00:45:17all her life savings.
00:45:22You want to,
00:45:23I don't know,
00:45:24beg for a little treat
00:45:25while you're at it?
00:45:36You misunderstand me.
00:45:38I'm here to take back
00:45:39everything I've ever given you.
00:45:41I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:48Bro,
00:45:49she's gone cuckoo
00:45:50in the head.
00:45:51She thinks that just
00:45:52because she rented
00:45:52a pretty little dress
00:45:53she can pretend to be
00:45:54a deep pocket
00:45:55and invest in baddie.
00:45:56You wish you had
00:45:57that kind of money
00:45:57to just toss away,
00:45:59Trixie.
00:45:59It's just a drop
00:46:00in the bucket for me.
00:46:02I know what this is.
00:46:04You've gotten delusional
00:46:05and you think
00:46:06you're Cinderella
00:46:06so you can just
00:46:07show up to a fancy party
00:46:08and some Prince Charming
00:46:10will scoop you
00:46:10into money forever?
00:46:11Well, that's not happening.
00:46:13Security!
00:46:14Lock the doors.
00:46:15This woman doesn't leave
00:46:16until we're through with her.
00:46:20This is where
00:46:21your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:26We found
00:46:26Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:28She's being cornered
00:46:28by her ex and his mistress
00:46:29at the Wickham wedding
00:46:30right now.
00:46:30Butch Tanner.
00:46:32Butch Tanner.
00:46:32Well, he's going to wish
00:46:33he died in battle
00:46:33after I'm done with him.
00:46:35Let's go.
00:46:39You think a few toy guns
00:46:40scare me, Marissa?
00:46:42I've saved plenty of people
00:46:43for much worse.
00:46:45Including your head
00:46:46of command, Butch.
00:46:48General Lysander Armstrong.
00:46:50You mean the legendary
00:46:51war hero?
00:46:52He's been in a coma
00:46:54for years after he saved
00:46:55the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:46:56You're an unskilled,
00:46:58unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:00So how could you possibly
00:47:01have this magical ability
00:47:03to heal someone
00:47:04like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:06No one here
00:47:07is going to believe you.
00:47:07If you really cured
00:47:08the incurable general,
00:47:10then Sasa
00:47:11is the fucking
00:47:12Virgin Mary.
00:47:13And she's not.
00:47:14You're just asking
00:47:15to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:17Show them, Butch.
00:47:24See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:26Trixie's just a
00:47:27freeloading beggar.
00:47:31She won't leave me
00:47:32and Marissa alone
00:47:33because we're rich
00:47:34as fuck now.
00:47:35I'm a major
00:47:36in the Marines.
00:47:37Sasa, she has
00:47:39a billion-dollar
00:47:40biomedical contract
00:47:41with the military.
00:47:43Approved?
00:47:44By the first
00:47:45female president
00:47:46of the United States
00:47:47herself, bitch!
00:47:48How despicable.
00:47:49She's just
00:47:50trying to leech off you
00:47:51like a parasitic
00:47:52gold digger.
00:47:53Get out of here.
00:47:54No one wants to marry you.
00:47:55No free meals
00:47:56for the poor!
00:47:57Do you see this,
00:47:58Trixie?
00:47:59This is high society.
00:48:01So you're either
00:48:02born on a silver spoon
00:48:03or you're as accomplished
00:48:04as me to be here.
00:48:06Maybe if you do
00:48:07some serious
00:48:07dick-sucking here,
00:48:09maybe someone
00:48:10will drop a couple
00:48:11bucks in your tin can.
00:48:14I already have
00:48:15everything one
00:48:16can dream of.
00:48:17But I valued
00:48:18our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:19which is why I came here
00:48:20to give you a second chance.
00:48:21To see if you'd apologize
00:48:23and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:24But no.
00:48:26You stooped so low,
00:48:27it disgusts me.
00:48:29Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:31than you standing
00:48:31on street corners
00:48:32like a bum.
00:48:34And who knows
00:48:35if you've already started
00:48:36offering sexual services?
00:48:39Well then,
00:48:41why don't you get
00:48:41on your knees
00:48:42for me, Trixie?
00:48:43My brother
00:48:44will never take you back.
00:48:45No man will marry
00:48:46an embarrassment
00:48:48like you.
00:48:49But make me happy?
00:48:50And I might consider
00:48:51making you my
00:48:52personal prostitute.
00:49:04How dare you
00:49:05hit my brother?
00:49:06I'm never letting
00:49:07you leave here alive.
00:49:08It's awesome.
00:49:10I do something.
00:49:11Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:13After I'm done
00:49:13with you, Trixie,
00:49:14not even the goddess
00:49:15of healing
00:49:16will be able
00:49:16to save you.
00:49:18Oh.
00:49:19Is that so?
00:49:21Security!
00:49:23Get down
00:49:24on your knees
00:49:24and give Bob
00:49:25one hell of a blowjob
00:49:27in front of everybody here
00:49:28or I'll pop
00:49:29so many holes in you
00:49:31the men here
00:49:31won't know
00:49:32which one to fuck.
00:49:33I don't need
00:49:33to be the goddess
00:49:34of anything
00:49:34to punish you.
00:49:36Any of the powerful
00:49:37leaders I've saved
00:49:38before could crush you
00:49:39before you even
00:49:40touch me.
00:49:41Dream on!
00:49:42You wish
00:49:43General Licender
00:49:44scooped you off
00:49:45your feet
00:49:45but you weren't
00:49:46good enough for me.
00:49:47You're definitely
00:49:48not good enough for him.
00:49:49Enough!
00:49:50You're souring
00:49:51my party
00:49:52so you either
00:49:52get the fuck out
00:49:54or I'm gonna
00:49:55shoot you.
00:49:56On the count of three!
00:49:58I think I quite
00:49:59like it here.
00:50:00Two!
00:50:10Mmm.
00:50:12This wine
00:50:13is so delicious.
00:50:15One!
00:50:15Shoot!
00:50:16Wait!
00:50:18Nobody is laying
00:50:20a hand
00:50:20on my future wife.
00:50:28It's...
00:50:33It's...
00:50:38Who the hell
00:50:39is this?
00:50:43I'm sorry
00:50:44that I'm late.
00:50:45Did they hurt you?
00:50:46No.
00:50:47I'm fine.
00:50:49But, um...
00:50:50When did I become
00:50:51your future wife?
00:50:53You saved me,
00:50:55Trixie.
00:50:55Remember?
00:50:56I'm a man of my word.
00:50:58They're never gonna hurt
00:50:59you ever again.
00:51:00Really,
00:51:01it was nothing.
00:51:02I saved you
00:51:03because you're
00:51:04a good man.
00:51:05Not because I want
00:51:05you to owe me
00:51:06any favors.
00:51:12I see what this is.
00:51:14You're the one
00:51:15who cheated on me,
00:51:15Trixie.
00:51:16Look at you guys
00:51:17all lovey-dove.
00:51:18Don't try to pin this
00:51:19on her.
00:51:20She waited for you
00:51:20for three years.
00:51:21This is the kind
00:51:22of woman of virtue
00:51:23that a man
00:51:23would die for.
00:51:26Virtue?
00:51:27Don't make me laugh.
00:51:29She's probably out there
00:51:30giving blowjobs
00:51:31for cash.
00:51:32No man
00:51:33who in a hundred
00:51:33foot pole
00:51:34would want to touch her.
00:51:36She should be happy
00:51:36Bob was willing
00:51:37to give her some.
00:51:42I see her in the Marines.
00:51:46I'm a major
00:51:46and a look man.
00:51:48I know Trixie
00:51:49is like a...
00:51:50I don't know.
00:51:51to seven
00:51:51now that she's
00:51:52all cleaned up
00:51:53but don't waste
00:51:54your manhood
00:51:54on a whiny
00:51:55worthless woman
00:51:56like that.
00:52:03A real man
00:52:04never talks about
00:52:05a woman, no way.
00:52:07You're a coward.
00:52:17We don't need
00:52:18to fight fire
00:52:18with fire
00:52:19to deal with
00:52:19the likes of them.
00:52:21You're very gracious,
00:52:22Trixie,
00:52:23you know that?
00:52:26You're only getting
00:52:26off of it
00:52:27because she's so kind
00:52:28so you're going to
00:52:28do me the favor
00:52:29of never coming
00:52:30near her again.
00:52:30You understand?
00:52:31You want to fuck
00:52:32with me,
00:52:32you little dipshit?
00:52:33I'm a fucking major.
00:52:35You're probably
00:52:36lowest rank
00:52:36of the military grunts.
00:52:38I'll destroy you.
00:52:40Do you really
00:52:40not know who this is,
00:52:41Butch?
00:52:42I thought you were
00:52:43in the Marines.
00:52:44What have you been
00:52:44doing this whole time
00:52:45if you don't know
00:52:46who this war hero is?
00:52:48He was just
00:52:49a supply boy.
00:52:52War hero?
00:52:54Is this all part
00:52:55of your plan, Trixie?
00:52:57Poor girl.
00:52:58Did you sell your house
00:52:59to hire this actor
00:53:00so you can feel better
00:53:01about yourself?
00:53:02A woman's worth
00:53:03is tied to the man
00:53:04she marries.
00:53:04Trixie is worthless
00:53:06because that guy
00:53:07looks like a cowboy.
00:53:11A bum girl
00:53:12and a pimp.
00:53:13What a pair.
00:53:15Seems like they
00:53:16don't know who you are
00:53:16since you've been
00:53:17out of action
00:53:17for so long.
00:53:19Maybe you should
00:53:19try to piss them
00:53:20off some more.
00:53:20Don't you think?
00:53:23Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:31What is all this?
00:53:33Trixie, listen.
00:53:34I know that you didn't
00:53:35ask for anything
00:53:35after you saved my life.
00:53:38But I know that
00:53:39we shared a moment.
00:53:43I'm not the kind of man
00:53:44to get close to a woman
00:53:45and then just disappear.
00:53:46It's not in my nature.
00:53:49I'm like somebody else here.
00:53:51Listen, Trixie.
00:53:53I have never
00:53:54met a woman
00:53:57like you.
00:53:58So incredible
00:53:59and kind
00:54:00and beautiful.
00:54:01So I know
00:54:02that you're the one
00:54:04for me.
00:54:06This guy's either nuts
00:54:07or a really,
00:54:09really good actor.
00:54:11Oscar worthy.
00:54:12Oscar worthy.
00:54:13No.
00:54:14First gift.
00:54:20Trixie, I know
00:54:21that you just lost
00:54:22your home.
00:54:22So I'm gifting you
00:54:24with your own
00:54:24new mansion.
00:54:26Worth $500 million,
00:54:28previously owned
00:54:29by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:32Second gift.
00:54:35This contains
00:54:36all the rights
00:54:37to my entire fortune,
00:54:39which is now yours.
00:54:41Entire fortune
00:54:42from a cowboy actor?
00:54:44It must be that easy.
00:54:45They already spent
00:54:46their entire life savings
00:54:46on this clown show.
00:54:47They've got nothing left.
00:54:49Why, Sander,
00:54:50I really don't care
00:54:51for any of us.
00:54:52No, look,
00:54:52I know.
00:54:54I know that you are
00:54:55the farthest thing
00:54:55from a material woman.
00:54:57Okay?
00:54:57Which is exactly why
00:54:59my third gift
00:55:00is, um,
00:55:03well...
00:55:18Cleo!
00:55:19Hey!
00:55:20Oh, my God.
00:55:22You found my dog.
00:55:27Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:29But with you,
00:55:30it's so much more.
00:55:31Trixie Amore.
00:55:36Will you marry me?
00:55:39You know I can't say
00:55:41no to this doggo.
00:55:45Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:03Go, go, power couple.
00:56:05Woo!
00:56:06Okay, stop.
00:56:08The only power couple here
00:56:10is Butch and I.
00:56:12Let's remind everyone
00:56:13how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:16No man in their right mind
00:56:19would marry that embarrassing
00:56:20sack of scraps.
00:56:22Hey!
00:56:22I don't care if she's
00:56:23homeless or not,
00:56:24but I'm making this woman
00:56:25my wife,
00:56:26which means that she
00:56:27will be treated as
00:56:28and cherished as
00:56:30the most precious woman
00:56:31on earth.
00:56:32Understand.
00:56:36You still don't realize
00:56:38that my brother
00:56:39is the most powerful man
00:56:40on earth.
00:56:41This is General
00:56:42Lysander Armstrong.
00:56:51As if!
00:56:52Like the almighty
00:56:53General Lysander Armstrong
00:56:55would propose
00:56:55to a homeless prostitute
00:56:57like Trixie.
00:56:58Yes,
00:56:58the Armstrong family
00:56:59basically controlled
00:57:00the global stock market.
00:57:01Lysander Armstrong
00:57:02would sooner marry
00:57:03the Princess of England
00:57:04than someone
00:57:04from the lowest
00:57:05rank of society.
00:57:06I bet my life
00:57:08you're all just
00:57:09actors.
00:57:10Then you better
00:57:11enjoy your last breath.
00:57:12Come on Lysander,
00:57:13what are we waiting for?
00:57:14Let's show them
00:57:14what we can do
00:57:14and get revenge
00:57:15for Trixie.
00:57:16What can a bunch
00:57:16of piss poor people
00:57:17do to us,
00:57:18the elites?
00:57:19Infect us with
00:57:20your poor people
00:57:20bad luck?
00:57:22She wishes
00:57:22she could blame
00:57:23her low status
00:57:24on bad luck.
00:57:25Truth is,
00:57:26she's just a useless,
00:57:27lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:29She's utterly
00:57:31unmarriable.
00:57:33I can dispose of them
00:57:35in other means
00:57:36if you don't
00:57:36prefer violence.
00:57:37I'd handle them
00:57:38myself,
00:57:39but I'll let you
00:57:42do all the
00:57:42heavy lifting.
00:57:44Go ahead,
00:57:44Lysander.
00:57:52Yes, hello,
00:57:52this is Lysander.
00:57:53Please bankrupt
00:57:54Marissa Wickham
00:57:55for me.
00:57:57Oh my gosh,
00:57:58I'm so scared.
00:58:00Anyone these days
00:58:01could call anyone
00:58:02and pretend
00:58:02to be on the phone.
00:58:09Uh, hello?
00:58:11Yes.
00:58:14What?
00:58:19I'm going
00:58:20bankrupt!
00:58:29Hey, are you sure
00:58:31that was the call,
00:58:31Sasa?
00:58:32That was a real call?
00:58:33People don't just
00:58:34suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:35like that.
00:58:35My company's dead.
00:58:36It evaporated.
00:58:38It's thin air.
00:58:42That's impossible.
00:58:44Who are you?
00:58:46What did you do?
00:58:47Secretary Cho,
00:58:48you said you're
00:58:49the Secretary of Health,
00:58:50right?
00:58:50And you yourself
00:58:51said that the
00:58:52Armstrong family
00:58:53owns the entire
00:58:53global stock market.
00:58:54Could that be
00:58:55how they bankrupted
00:58:56Miss Wickham?
00:58:58Then that means
00:59:01you're really
00:59:02Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:04the richest
00:59:05and most powerful
00:59:06man in the country.
00:59:08Drake sees Mary,
00:59:09the famed war hero,
00:59:11the man every girl
00:59:12wants and every man
00:59:13wants to be.
00:59:15Now you believe me?
00:59:16Those who do bad
00:59:17will always end up
00:59:18losing everything.
00:59:20There's got to be
00:59:21some trick to this.
00:59:22You guys are just
00:59:22bums trying to extort
00:59:24money from us.
00:59:25Sasa?
00:59:26Sasa?
00:59:27Sasa?
00:59:33I know why
00:59:35you're all over Trixie.
00:59:36Because you've been
00:59:37in the military for so long,
00:59:38you don't know
00:59:38what a real woman
00:59:39can do for you.
00:59:40Let me take you
00:59:41to my wedding chamber
00:59:42and I'll show you
00:59:43a good time.
00:59:46Do you have your hands
00:59:47for me
00:59:48or I'll have them
00:59:49removed for you.
00:59:54I would never be
00:59:55interested in a woman
00:59:56who's as vile
00:59:57and cruel
00:59:58and wicked
00:59:59as you are.
01:00:00Guess the cheater
01:00:01gets cheated on
01:00:02eventually.
01:00:04Sasa was just
01:00:05trying to save the company.
01:00:07I don't blame her at all.
01:00:09Your double standards
01:00:09are incredible.
01:00:10Well, okay,
01:00:11you don't want me.
01:00:12Fine.
01:00:13But there's plenty
01:00:14of other efficiency.
01:00:15I can give you
01:00:16a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:1818 years old.
01:00:19Fresh for the taking.
01:00:27I did that
01:00:28so you wouldn't have to,
01:00:29Miss Trixie.
01:00:30Thank you, Devin.
01:00:33Marissa,
01:00:33not only have you
01:00:34backstabbed me,
01:00:36your best friend,
01:00:37by stealing my fiance.
01:00:39But now you'd sell
01:00:40out other innocent girls
01:00:41just to get your company back?
01:00:43You're an insult
01:00:44to all good women out there.
01:00:45No, to all of humanity.
01:00:47So now,
01:00:48everything that I've
01:00:49ever given you to,
01:00:50I'm taking it all back.
01:00:54Wait, everyone,
01:00:55stop.
01:00:58They're imposters.
01:01:03I just got off
01:01:04the phone with the president
01:01:05and she said
01:01:05your contract
01:01:06is not getting canceled
01:01:07because it was assigned
01:01:08by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:10So we won't
01:01:11go bankrupt?
01:01:13The goddess healer?
01:01:14You mean the eccentric
01:01:15and highly elusive sage
01:01:16in the field of medicine
01:01:17approved of my
01:01:18biomedical products?
01:01:20Yes,
01:01:21that's the highest honor
01:01:22anyone can have
01:01:23in the field of health
01:01:23and medicine.
01:01:24The goddess healer's motto
01:01:26is the right rewrites
01:01:28the wrong,
01:01:28the left leave the wrong
01:01:30bereft.
01:01:31That means she's
01:01:32rewarding me.
01:01:33The president would
01:01:34never let your company
01:01:35go bankrupt.
01:01:37In fact,
01:01:37she's on her way now.
01:01:40So you're telling me
01:01:41this dashingly handsome
01:01:43motherfucker over here
01:01:45isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:01:47Who the fuck cares
01:01:47who he is?
01:01:48If the president
01:01:49and the goddess healer
01:01:50approves of my products,
01:01:52who cares about
01:01:52this washed up war hero?
01:01:54We can break his legs,
01:01:55break his arms,
01:01:55no one would even
01:01:56bat an eye.
01:01:57She even gave us
01:01:58explicit permission
01:01:59to call upon
01:01:59secret services.
01:02:01FBI!
01:02:02FBI!
01:02:04You're under arrest
01:02:05for fraudulent claims
01:02:06and identity theft.
01:02:09Gotcha.
01:02:14Guess I still get
01:02:15the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:16No, don't arrest her!
01:02:19Trixie's a good person.
01:02:20Please, officer,
01:02:21don't arrest her!
01:02:22Grandma,
01:02:23Mr. Rogers,
01:02:24Mrs. Williams.
01:02:25What are you all
01:02:26doing here?
01:02:27The neighbors heard
01:02:27about the breakup
01:02:28between you and Butch.
01:02:29We were worried,
01:02:30so we came here
01:02:31to back you up.
01:02:33Listen, officer,
01:02:34I can attest
01:02:35that Trixie Amoria
01:02:36is a good neighbor.
01:02:37She's very kind-hearted
01:02:39and would never
01:02:39break the law.
01:02:40Yes, and one time
01:02:41when my daughter
01:02:42needed university tuition,
01:02:44Trixie gave her
01:02:45everything she had
01:02:46just to help her out.
01:02:47She also paid
01:02:48for my recent
01:02:49heart surgery as well.
01:02:50My fiancée really
01:02:52is an incredible woman.
01:02:54She's an angel
01:02:55descended from heaven.
01:03:00You must be the criminal
01:03:02pretending to be
01:03:02General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:04My brother
01:03:05is not a criminal.
01:03:06He's a war hero
01:03:07who single-handedly
01:03:08saved this country
01:03:09from a terrorist attack.
01:03:11Without him,
01:03:11this whole country
01:03:12would have been bombed
01:03:12to ash.
01:03:13And that's why
01:03:14it's twice the crime
01:03:15for stealing his identity.
01:03:17General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:18only fell into a coma
01:03:20because of the fight
01:03:20with the terrorist.
01:03:21And we've received
01:03:22no word that he's
01:03:22woken up yet,
01:03:23so this must be
01:03:24an imposter.
01:03:26I can tell that
01:03:27this whole dilemma
01:03:28with my identity
01:03:28is causing you
01:03:29a lot of trouble.
01:03:30But I promise
01:03:31I'll get it resolved
01:03:32and we can focus
01:03:33on taking down
01:03:33your scumbag ex.
01:03:36If you want to arrest me,
01:03:37fine.
01:03:39But don't fuck
01:03:40with my fiancée.
01:03:41You don't get to decide,
01:03:42punk.
01:03:42Let's go!
01:04:06Get him!
01:04:07If you can.
01:04:07Get him!
01:04:10Get him!
01:04:21Get him!
01:04:22Uh-oh!
01:04:36Oh!
01:04:40Uh!
01:04:45Uh!
01:04:58Is that enough pain?
01:05:00Or do you want more?
01:05:09Legend is written all over you, Icenander.
01:05:14Drama.
01:05:16Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:19Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:21He's so manly.
01:05:23Much better than your last one.
01:05:25I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:28It's Butch's loss.
01:05:30Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:33She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:05:35and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:38Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:40I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:43Drown out the poor!
01:05:44Drown out the poor!
01:05:46Drown out the poor!
01:05:47Drown out the poor!
01:05:49Drown out the poor!
01:05:50Drown out the poor!
01:05:51Drown out the poor!
01:05:52Drown out the poor!
01:05:52See, Trixie?
01:05:53You've got no connections, no power.
01:05:55You can't compete against me,
01:05:57even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:05:59We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:01So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:06:04because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:06Let them eat cake!
01:06:08Hmph.
01:06:17You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:19Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:20Attack!
01:06:38You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:06:46What the fuck was that?
01:06:48I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:06:49I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:06:59Oh!
01:06:59Damn it!
01:07:00Damn it!
01:07:01Damn it!
01:07:01Damn it!
01:07:01Damn it!
01:07:03You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:05That'll teach you from messing with the Wighhams.
01:07:08Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:10We're quartered.
01:07:11I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:13Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:16I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:19They will be punished.
01:07:21I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:23Now hold still for me.
01:07:26Right.
01:07:28Rewrites the world.
01:07:39Holy fuck!
01:07:41Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:42By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:07:44Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:07:49I'm all better now.
01:07:50Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:07:52See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:07:55No.
01:07:56Please.
01:07:57I am just an ordinary girl.
01:07:59Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:00Sure.
01:08:02You hear that?
01:08:03She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:06She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:09While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:13Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:18I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:21And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:24God?
01:08:25Wrong.
01:08:27But you're close.
01:08:28Bullshit.
01:08:29I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel on you little lives.
01:08:34You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:36Then let's see you try.
01:08:38Charge!
01:08:47The hell is this?
01:08:48This is the line between life and death.
01:08:53Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:08:56I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:08:59Yeah.
01:09:01You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:02What if it's a trap?
01:09:03That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:06We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:07She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:10Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:12I will.
01:09:16Left leaves the wrong breath.
01:09:25I'm fine.
01:09:27Nothing happened.
01:09:28You'll see soon enough.
01:09:29Oh, please.
01:09:30I really wanna die.
01:09:32And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:35I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:37Whoops.
01:09:38Just crossed it again.
01:09:40Whoops.
01:09:40And again.
01:09:42Nothing's happening.
01:09:44Stop.
01:09:44Stop.
01:09:46Stop.
01:09:49Stop.
01:09:53No.
01:09:54No.
01:09:55Hey.
01:09:57What did you do to my brother?
01:09:58I didn't do anything.
01:10:00Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:03I suggest you take him to the U.S.
01:10:05if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:08Come on.
01:10:10Major.
01:10:11Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:12How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:15See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:19Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:22Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:31You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:33You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:34Oh, please.
01:10:35You hurt us first.
01:10:37At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:40But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:10:45Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:10:49You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:10:52You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:10:57When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:03Don't touch my wife.
01:11:06And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:11You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking
01:11:17truck.
01:11:18That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:21Oh, really?
01:11:23Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:26What?
01:11:26You've got nothing on me.
01:11:31Yes.
01:11:32Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:38Goddess!
01:11:39Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:11:43Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:11:47Get the VP.
01:11:49We're leaving now.
01:11:52Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:11:57God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy too.
01:12:00I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:02Marissa?
01:12:03You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:04A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:08Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:09I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:12Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:15You hear that, everyone?
01:12:17There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:23She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:28No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:32Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:12:37Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:12:46First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:12:51and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:12:55Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:00I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:03You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:09Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:13It ain't working.
01:13:14You can't just fake the...
01:13:18Yeah, but Goddess Healing Power is legendary.
01:13:21It's like real magic.
01:13:22Trixie, you're an angel, but the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:28And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:35No.
01:13:37Trixie, look.
01:13:38I believe you.
01:13:40You saved me.
01:13:42Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that.
01:13:45No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:13:48We'll riot against you now.
01:13:51Tear her apart!
01:13:52Tear her apart!
01:13:54Tear her apart!
01:13:55Tear her apart!
01:13:57Tear her apart!
01:13:58Tear her apart!
01:13:58Tear her apart!
01:13:58The Vice President arrives!
01:14:00Tear her apart!
01:14:04Tear her apart!
01:14:05Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:17Tear her apart!
01:14:18Tear her apart!
01:14:18Tear her apart!
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:28No, no. We've been through this already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:33This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me,
01:14:38but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:14:43Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:14:45What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:51And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:14:53The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell,
01:14:57and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:02He is the General. Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:06Did you hear that? Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:12So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero? We got the VP and the President.
01:15:17On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:22I told you. Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:15:26Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:34Hurry! The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:15:39You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero.
01:15:43He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack. He was in a coma for two years.
01:15:47If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:15:49Enough!
01:15:50You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:15:54Not just your brother.
01:15:56Yeah. It's okay.
01:15:59Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:02I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:07And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President. I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:15I truly saved a good man.
01:16:22I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:26And what can you do about it?
01:16:27Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:30My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:34Let's try it out on them.
01:16:37Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:16:41Put innocent civilian lives in danger? Despicable!
01:16:44What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:16:50Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:16:54Did you hear that, boys?
01:16:58Oh!
01:17:08Shoot!
01:17:09Wait, that's the president.
01:17:21Help!
01:17:23Idiot!
01:17:30Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:17:34That was... they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:39What is this?
01:17:40Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:17:44This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:17:48You're the uncivilized buffoon. I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:17:52With great power comes great responsibility.
01:17:55And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:00What are you doing? Reverse the poison!
01:18:01And take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:04That is easy. There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:22It's raining gold!
01:18:25What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:18:32She... she... she is...
01:18:34She is a criminal!
01:18:36Don't worry, Madame President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:18:39I'd be quiet if I were you. Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is
01:18:44healed up.
01:18:44What are you talking about? The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:18:59This contract?
01:19:01Yeah! Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:20My contract, you bitch! And that's not all.
01:19:36This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:39There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize?
01:19:43Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:19:47You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:19:52And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:19:55So prepare yourself. Because I'm about to smite you.
01:19:59What are you gonna do? The president is here!
01:20:03And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:07You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:11Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:14So what's your final decision?
01:20:18I'll...
01:20:18She's gonna give me my billion dollar!
01:20:25I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:32Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:35You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract!
01:20:38You wish! Idiot!
01:20:41I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:20:47I-I-I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing!
01:20:54And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:00You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:04The one and only.
01:21:06And it's...
01:21:10Her.
01:21:20What!
01:21:26Welcome, Goddess.
01:21:38You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:21:41How else did you think I saved you?
01:21:44Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:21:48I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:21:51Help those in need.
01:21:53And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:21:56No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:02She took her away just like that.
01:22:05That was her golden ticket.
01:22:07You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:10But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:14No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:20It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:21Trixie has a heart of gold. She's an amazing person.
01:22:25And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:29She's gonna be my wife.
01:22:30Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:22:38I love you.
01:22:40I love you.
01:22:52All her gold. All her clothes. All her clothes. All that could have been mine.
01:22:57This is all your fault. This is all...
01:23:00You seduced me!
01:23:03You were the one that came onto me, you himbo.
01:23:06Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:10I want to be rich again.
01:23:12I'll be your slave.
01:23:13I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:15What?
01:23:15You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:18But it's too late now.
01:23:19All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:24You two should be locked up.
01:23:26And she shall.
01:23:28For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:23:31arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:34It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you.
01:23:37It's your fault!
01:23:38I was only with you for your money.
01:23:40I don't care.
01:23:40You were rich.
01:23:42I'll see myself now.
01:23:44Rest assured, goddess.
01:23:46We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:23:49My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:23:53I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:23:55That is why I saved you.
01:23:57With these healing hands,
01:24:00I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:03Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:09Let's party!
01:24:11Wait.
01:24:11What if we just got married?
01:24:13Right now?
01:24:14Yes.
01:24:15Well.
01:24:16Woo!
01:24:19Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:23I do.
01:24:24I do.
01:24:25You may kiss the bride.
01:24:35Bye.
01:24:36Bye.
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