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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess- Drama FULL MOVIES ENGLISH SUB
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00:00:00I want to hear my plea.
00:00:02Please save my child.
00:00:20Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:39We're doing it.
00:00:48Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:52No, please!
00:00:54Don't call me that.
00:00:55I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:02Here you go, miss.
00:01:06Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:10in need?
00:01:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels!
00:01:26Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run!
00:01:31Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:35I'll fix you right up.
00:01:41Right rewrites the wronged.
00:01:51See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:56Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:08Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:13What else?!
00:02:14Please, my brother's been in a coma in the last two years.
00:02:18we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:23the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:28he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:34money fame power it's all yours
00:02:43are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:48oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:01married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:07on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:17a
00:03:17younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:32please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:36oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:42feed
00:03:43yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving
00:03:51me a migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to
00:03:56have some faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that
00:04:04i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to
00:04:08cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
00:04:15hold still
00:04:23my migraine's gone
00:04:24okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come on
00:04:30oh
00:04:44how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:50i'm sorry i don't know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one
00:04:55of the best don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of
00:05:01the east i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:22i have no clue what this is
00:05:26oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we
00:05:33saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:55i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:01methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:06:13the goddess of healing
00:06:16wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:21her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a
00:06:29sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever
00:06:37seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:43i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out about to the entire world
00:06:51whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:10i'll save your son
00:07:13who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't
00:07:19be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
00:07:26crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy
00:07:33dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal
00:07:42lysander armstrong from us
00:07:47don't touch him
00:07:51they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:56so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:02oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know
00:08:09a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:15wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:21a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:29disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:08:36if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44so we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:49maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:54a fraud
00:08:55all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:02head mounted
00:09:02on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only
00:09:09here to repay your
00:09:10younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you have a
00:09:18different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if he's a
00:09:27hero to you
00:09:29then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:09:34this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:40who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:47of marrying a penniless bomb like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:52i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:58only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time
00:10:05but i'm saving this patient
00:10:16oh okay
00:10:19what's happening what are we doing
00:10:36i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that
00:10:42sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient are you insane security smash her face
00:10:47for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he
00:10:54has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal medicine
00:11:07right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what this
00:11:22is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:24what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:32why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:38i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:44studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:51she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and again
00:12:01there's no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphine oh and of course none of you
00:12:07have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:12:13peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
00:12:19lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
00:12:26be
00:12:26homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare
00:12:34to me us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42oh so
00:12:43she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:12:49diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh yeah
00:12:58if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:04back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means
00:13:10you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:35your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:44don't worry i got this
00:13:49it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:01lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:14son i'll give you everything
00:14:24i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:30i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:35prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait what what for don't listen
00:14:41to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of
00:14:47her
00:14:47firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't
00:14:54get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake
00:15:04here
00:15:04and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:11now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh
00:15:17yeah
00:15:17hey you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:38left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:15:58lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:16:05queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course
00:16:09i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't
00:16:16stop me
00:16:32why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:16:38get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:47but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:53way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:16:57live on to
00:16:58give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:17:05let's go for a dip shall we
00:17:11general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:16are you really gonna let this hobo
00:17:18slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there alone if you don't want these drooling
00:17:25vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in all right but i warn you no funny business
00:17:53but i don't believe that
00:18:06I don't know.
00:18:54I don't know.
00:18:57You can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:59We have to have faith.
00:19:01Where did you actually find this little light?
00:19:06On the streets.
00:19:07Are you shitting me?
00:19:10You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:11Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her.
00:19:13You don't know her background.
00:19:15She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:17That is it, General.
00:19:18You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:19You're right.
00:19:20That's it.
00:19:21I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:23James, let's go.
00:19:24Yes, sir.
00:19:28Oh, my God.
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:44We can't be interrupted.
00:19:46Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:59No.
00:20:04You see that, General?
00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:07This is witchcraft.
00:20:10I know what this is.
00:20:12This is the dark witch.
00:20:14I've heard of her.
00:20:15She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:20and then she eats them alive.
00:20:21I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:24James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:27Yes, sir.
00:20:31You're regaining consciousness.
00:20:42Help me.
00:20:44I'm just one.
00:20:49Something's wrong.
00:20:53You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:56Lysander Armstrong, and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:01That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:10Sir?
00:21:11The SWAT team is here.
00:21:13Captain Morales.
00:21:16My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:21I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:24Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:33Right.
00:21:33Rewrits.
00:21:34Rewrits the world.
00:21:39Human.
00:21:43Who the fuck are you?
00:21:45And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:48Good.
00:21:49You're awake.
00:21:50I'm saving you.
00:21:53By bathing with me.
00:21:55Who are you?
00:21:55You're a fucking spy?
00:21:57Talk.
00:21:58I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:02You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:07I will never.
00:22:08Oh, really?
00:22:22Look who's guilty now.
00:22:26Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:28But it is a biological fact.
00:22:30A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:36Science, okay?
00:22:37It just means that my body...
00:22:38Oh, shut up.
00:22:38Excuse me, please.
00:22:42You're distracted me with your funny.
00:22:44And I'm a professional.
00:22:46I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:48Captain, do something now.
00:22:49Ready.
00:22:55We're almost there.
00:22:58Aim.
00:23:00Get him, boys.
00:23:01Get him.
00:23:03Fire.
00:23:07Fire.
00:23:22Those things.
00:23:24Fire.
00:23:24How is this possible?
00:23:26It's not even a scratch.
00:23:28I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:30Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:32No. I believe Miss Trixie is a good person. She's not the Dark Witch.
00:23:37Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:45How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right. The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:52If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:55Except for the goddess healer. Think about it. We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:59He's been in a coma for two years. Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:02You're right. This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:09Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:12No! No! Absolutely not. There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:18How could you know for sure? Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:23You're wrong, sir. This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:28It's called Borderline Revival.
00:24:31She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:34But only temporarily.
00:24:36It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:40That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:43I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:49My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:51He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:56Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:57The witch doctor.
00:24:59Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:06You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:10I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:16from me.
00:25:18This is it.
00:25:20The finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:24So we can both survive.
00:25:44It's poison gas.
00:25:47Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:52Poison gas?
00:25:53My son is in there.
00:25:54You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:57No, don't worry, General.
00:25:58Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:02Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:05Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:07And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:15I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:18It's now or never.
00:26:20Never.
00:26:32What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:34It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:35Wait a second.
00:26:37You don't think that they're...
00:26:39You!
00:26:40You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:42Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:44If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:48Oh my god.
00:26:48Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:51I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:55Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:59This is taking way too long.
00:27:02Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:06These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:09Bazooka.
00:27:10She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:13Crap.
00:27:14Oh my god.
00:27:14Get back, son.
00:27:16Ready.
00:27:18Aim!
00:27:19Oh shit.
00:27:24Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:38The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:41Shoot her dead now.
00:27:42Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:43I said stand down.
00:27:47Don't listen to her.
00:27:48She's a fraud.
00:27:49A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:51I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:55If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:00Wait a second.
00:28:01Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:03He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:04You can see for yourself.
00:28:06Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:09That is it.
00:28:10No more stalling, General.
00:28:12If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:18Don't hurt her.
00:28:23He's secure.
00:28:30His pulse is regular.
00:28:32In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:37There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:48Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:50Lysander's warm again.
00:28:51He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:53And his heart is strong.
00:28:55Come, feel it.
00:28:58I saved my son.
00:29:01Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:04Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:09I've learned my lesson.
00:29:10I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:15Wait, wait.
00:29:16No, no.
00:29:16There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:21Queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:25The goddess healer.
00:29:30Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:33But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:29:39a day after 20.
00:29:40It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:42What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:45Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:49Take care.
00:29:50No, wait.
00:29:51Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:54He's right.
00:29:55We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as
00:30:00a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:03Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:07I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:12I'm already engaged.
00:30:16Already engaged?
00:30:17I am.
00:30:18I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's
00:30:22coming back today.
00:30:24But don't be disappointed.
00:30:26Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:28I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:30Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:33But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:35Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:38Take the gold.
00:30:39No, really.
00:30:41I don't need anything.
00:30:42I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:48Trixie, it's your fiance.
00:30:50He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:55I must go.
00:31:02Hobo close.
00:31:04Halo glow.
00:31:06I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:09It was just dumb luck.
00:31:11She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:14She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor
00:31:19around.
00:31:22I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:29Oh, my God.
00:31:30I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:36No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:39Lysander's job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:42I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:47You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:50Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:54Wait.
00:31:54No.
00:31:55We're not brides.
00:31:56No, she's just better than us.
00:31:59Oh, my God.
00:32:01Oh, my God.
00:32:02We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:06She's no average Jane.
00:32:07No, she isn't.
00:32:08She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:10But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:15had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:16But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:18No normal person could have done that.
00:32:20Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:23I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:25I have to find her.
00:32:26I have to make her my life.
00:32:28She won my heart over, too.
00:32:29But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:33All right, listen.
00:32:34I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:42I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:50Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:52She waited for you for three years.
00:32:55She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:57And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now, one with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:02So get lost.
00:33:04Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:13Grandma.
00:33:14Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:18I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:20I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:24In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:27So sign over the house now.
00:33:34You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:37And I did.
00:33:38For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:41Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:44And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:47Do you have no shame?
00:33:48We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could have
00:33:53been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:00That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:05I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:14Oh yeah?
00:34:16Well, Marissa
00:34:18is so much better than you.
00:34:20She grew up
00:34:21even poorer
00:34:22than you.
00:34:23And now
00:34:23she's the CEO
00:34:25of an entire
00:34:26corporation.
00:34:28Dude!
00:34:29Oh!
00:34:30And you?
00:34:32You're still nothing.
00:34:34So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:36Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:38Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:42Oops.
00:34:44Yeah.
00:34:45That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:54You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:56I certainly did.
00:34:58In fact,
00:34:59Marissa,
00:35:00you and your dimwit brother
00:35:02only have everything you have
00:35:04all thanks to me.
00:35:10Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:12That breakup must have hit her
00:35:13hard.
00:35:15You two
00:35:15are the ungrateful,
00:35:17cheating scum here.
00:35:18My granddaughter
00:35:19supported you
00:35:21and your entire family
00:35:22for three years
00:35:24while you were gone.
00:35:25How dare you insult her?
00:35:28It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:29Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:32Poor Edna.
00:35:33She still doesn't know
00:35:34what you're doing
00:35:34out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:36What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:38Show her, Bob.
00:35:44This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:46your granddaughter is.
00:35:47She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:49She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:53I can't be caught
00:35:54with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:56Even if you got no game,
00:35:58I got street cred
00:35:59I got out of keep.
00:36:00You dig?
00:36:00The word you're looking for
00:36:02is dignity.
00:36:03And you're one to speak,
00:36:05cheater.
00:36:07Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:12I've been broadening
00:36:13my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:14I want to see
00:36:15how regular, everyday people live
00:36:17so that I can help them.
00:36:19Of course,
00:36:20those without substance
00:36:21underneath
00:36:22would never understand that.
00:36:24What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:25It means
00:36:26the new girlfriend
00:36:27you think is an upgrade
00:36:29is actually a downgrade.
00:36:34Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:35Just sign the damn papers
00:36:36and we can each get on
00:36:37with our lives.
00:36:51At your wedding, I will.
00:36:53What?
00:36:54If you won't do good
00:36:55by me of breaking things off
00:36:57before two-timing me
00:36:58with my best friend,
00:37:00why should I do good by you?
00:37:02I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:03at your wedding
00:37:04as a charity to you.
00:37:07Fucking bitch!
00:37:08You better keep your word.
00:37:10Oh, that's rich.
00:37:12After tomorrow,
00:37:13you will never feel
00:37:13so rich ever again.
00:37:15Do remember that.
00:37:22Trixie,
00:37:24Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:26They'll destroy you
00:37:27if you show even so much
00:37:29as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:30Grandma,
00:37:31I have to confess
00:37:32something to you.
00:37:33I've secretly amassed
00:37:35a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:37Trillions?
00:37:40That would make you
00:37:41the richest person
00:37:43on the planet.
00:37:44It's because of the healing hands
00:37:46I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:48the god of healing.
00:37:49I've saved several world leaders
00:37:52with these hands.
00:37:53That's how I was able
00:37:54to give Marissa
00:37:55the presidential contract
00:37:56and become the goddess healer.
00:37:58It makes me angrier
00:37:59hearing her name
00:38:01knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:02But please,
00:38:04Trixie dear,
00:38:05I know it was
00:38:06to broken your heart,
00:38:07but embellishing
00:38:09your worth
00:38:10and who you are,
00:38:11it will only delay
00:38:12the healing process.
00:38:14You don't have to
00:38:15believe me just yet.
00:38:16After we lost mom
00:38:18and dad
00:38:18because we didn't have
00:38:19the money
00:38:19for their medical bills,
00:38:21I vowed that I would
00:38:23do everything I can
00:38:24to serve those in need.
00:38:26That's why I'm taking
00:38:27everything back from Butch
00:38:28and I'm giving it back
00:38:29to charity.
00:38:30You've always had
00:38:31an angel's heart.
00:38:32I'm certain you will meet
00:38:34someone who will
00:38:35treat you right,
00:38:36who actually deserves you.
00:38:38You will see tomorrow,
00:38:39Grandma.
00:38:48You said Trixie's
00:38:49crashing at my wedding?
00:38:50She was bullying us
00:38:51too, Sasa.
00:38:52She's probably
00:38:53trying to extort you
00:38:54now that she knows
00:38:55you're rich as fuck.
00:38:57When nobody steps
00:38:58on Snake,
00:38:59Snake bites back hard.
00:39:01So let her come
00:39:02and embarrass herself.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:05You mean,
00:39:07we broadcast
00:39:08that video of you?
00:39:13Yes.
00:39:14Her cavewoman
00:39:14stick,
00:39:15the 19th century tin can.
00:39:17She'll prop me up
00:39:18higher on my pedestal
00:39:19and the whole world
00:39:19sees her in her
00:39:20homeless mess
00:39:21against my
00:39:21presidential glow up.
00:39:23Let's turn this party
00:39:24into her funeral.
00:39:32There he is.
00:39:35Welcome home, brother.
00:39:37Welcome home, General!
00:39:41Sir,
00:39:42the homeless woman
00:39:43who saved you,
00:39:43Miss Trixie,
00:39:44this is the file
00:39:45of her ex,
00:39:45Butch Tanner.
00:39:46He served with her
00:39:47regiment in the Marines.
00:39:48You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:49that could barely
00:39:50carry supplies?
00:39:51Well, she's been
00:39:51providing for him
00:39:52and his entire family
00:39:53while he's been
00:39:54deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:55So she waited for him
00:39:56for years
00:39:57and then he betrayed her?
00:39:58Fucking coward.
00:39:59According to Intel,
00:40:00she's planning to bring
00:40:01it down on them
00:40:01at their wedding.
00:40:02Then we should join her.
00:40:04Men,
00:40:05I'm only alive today
00:40:06because of that
00:40:07virtuous woman
00:40:08and her incredible power
00:40:09that saved my life.
00:40:10So she needs our support.
00:40:11Will you join me
00:40:12in protecting her?
00:40:13Yes, sir!
00:40:14We will allow
00:40:15our lives to protect her,
00:40:16sir!
00:40:17Then let's roll.
00:40:33Welcome everyone
00:40:34to my wedding.
00:40:36Today is a very special day
00:40:37for me and Butch.
00:40:38Not only are we getting married,
00:40:39but in just one hour,
00:40:40my company will be receiving
00:40:41the presidential contract,
00:40:43allowing my biomedical company
00:40:45and I need to go public.
00:40:50Congratulations on the contract
00:40:51once again, Mrs.
00:40:52Wakeham.
00:40:53Still, Butch is taking
00:40:54my last name.
00:40:55Oh, and please,
00:40:56don't be so uptight,
00:40:57Secretary Cho.
00:40:59You are the secretary
00:41:00of the entire
00:41:01U.S. Health Department,
00:41:02but this is a partay
00:41:03after all.
00:41:04I see some of the
00:41:05most important people
00:41:06in the nation
00:41:07have also arrived
00:41:08to celebrate you.
00:41:10The U.S. president
00:41:12will also be arriving soon
00:41:14to give you
00:41:15the contract herself.
00:41:16It's an honor.
00:41:17And that's why Sasa
00:41:18is the best wife
00:41:19a man could ever dream of.
00:41:22We will make sure
00:41:23the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:25We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:29Not so fast.
00:41:30The party doesn't start
00:41:32until I say it does.
00:41:34I don't know.
00:41:55You two really are
00:41:56a match made in hell.
00:41:58So I've come to save
00:41:59your guests from
00:42:00this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:01I don't recognize it
00:42:02from any of our elite circles.
00:42:04Who is she?
00:42:05Uh, this is our
00:42:06entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:08Just watch.
00:42:09I don't know.
00:42:12Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:13This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:15You lost.
00:42:15I bet she's here
00:42:16to bum a meal off us.
00:42:17You know, being this poor.
00:42:21Me, bum a meal.
00:42:23Have you forgotten
00:42:24that it was I
00:42:24who bankrolled you two
00:42:25for the last three years?
00:42:27And what evidence
00:42:27do you have of that?
00:42:29Look at me,
00:42:29then go look at yourself
00:42:30in the mirror.
00:42:31I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:34Even the first woman president
00:42:35will be here any second
00:42:36now to congratulate me.
00:42:38And you're nothing
00:42:38but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:41Sasa, she's like
00:42:42so obsessed with me.
00:42:43She's like,
00:42:45see everyone?
00:42:47Butch already cut ties
00:42:48with his ex,
00:42:48but she's so shameless
00:42:50and desperate
00:42:51that she'd still show up
00:42:52to my wedding
00:42:53to suck up to me.
00:42:54This is what poor sad girls do.
00:42:57They beg for scraps
00:42:59from us,
00:43:00the rich and glorious.
00:43:02Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:03You might feel
00:43:04all high and mighty now,
00:43:05but don't bite the hand
00:43:06that feeds you.
00:43:08Especially when I'm the one
00:43:09who's giving you the contract.
00:43:15You giving me the contract?
00:43:18You have no skills,
00:43:20no education,
00:43:21no connection,
00:43:22so how could you possibly
00:43:23have a pool
00:43:24to get the U.S.
00:43:25fucking president
00:43:26to give me
00:43:27a billion dollar contract?
00:43:28We both share
00:43:29humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:31And I saw potential in you.
00:43:33Even trusted you
00:43:34as my best friend.
00:43:35But I recognize now
00:43:36that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:39Don't be all sore now
00:43:40just because I stole your man.
00:43:42This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:44They steal from
00:43:45lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:47Damn right.
00:43:48You were
00:43:49too embarrassing for me.
00:43:52Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:53I can say that now
00:43:55that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:56Bravo!
00:43:58Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:59Quick!
00:44:00Somebody put that
00:44:01on a memoir.
00:44:01Sasa, she's embarrassing
00:44:02me in front of everyone.
00:44:04You should make her sup.
00:44:04Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:06She's the gold-dicking,
00:44:08blood-sucking leech.
00:44:09I don't even have
00:44:10to lift a finger
00:44:11and you're already
00:44:11embarrassing yourself
00:44:12in front of everyone
00:44:13for me, butch.
00:44:16You may look and sound
00:44:17like a man,
00:44:18but you're nothing
00:44:19but a pathetic coward.
00:44:20Okay, enough!
00:44:21You know what I always
00:44:22couldn't stand about you?
00:44:23Your moral posturing.
00:44:25But guess what?
00:44:27Morals are just lies
00:44:28to make you lame girls
00:44:29feel better about yourselves.
00:44:30That's why no man
00:44:31will choose you
00:44:32over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:34Because I've got
00:44:34the material goods
00:44:36and you're just
00:44:37all empty talk.
00:44:38I'm not here
00:44:38to request to be chosen
00:44:40because I'm the one
00:44:41who's doing the choosing.
00:44:44See this?
00:44:56Oh my god.
00:44:58Is that the billion dollar
00:44:59contract for Sasa?
00:45:03The one that's supposed
00:45:04to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:06No, absolutely not.
00:45:07I don't believe it.
00:45:09You all sound so scared
00:45:10already.
00:45:11Don't worry.
00:45:12This isn't that contract.
00:45:14It's the lease to the modest
00:45:15home you try to swindle
00:45:17from me.
00:45:20See everyone?
00:45:21She's just trying
00:45:22to bluff us.
00:45:23But you don't even have
00:45:23the guts to go all the way.
00:45:25Look at her following orders.
00:45:26I asked her to sign over
00:45:27the lease and here she is.
00:45:29Like a good little
00:45:31peasant slave.
00:45:32That house is worth
00:45:33all her life savings.
00:45:37You want to, uh,
00:45:39I don't know,
00:45:39beg for a little treat
00:45:40while you're at it?
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:51You misunderstand me.
00:45:53I'm here to take back
00:45:54everything I've ever given you.
00:45:56I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:05Bro, she's gone cuckoo
00:46:06in the head.
00:46:07She thinks that just
00:46:08because she rented a
00:46:08pretty little dress she can
00:46:10pretend to be a deep pocket
00:46:11and invest in baddie.
00:46:12You wish you had that
00:46:13kind of money to just
00:46:14toss away, Trixie.
00:46:15It's just a drop
00:46:16in the bucket for me.
00:46:17Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:19You've gotten delusional.
00:46:21And you think you're
00:46:22Cinderella so you can just
00:46:23show up to a fancy party
00:46:24and some Prince Charming
00:46:25will scoop you into money
00:46:27forever?
00:46:27Well, that's not happening.
00:46:29Security, lock the doors.
00:46:31This woman doesn't
00:46:32leave until we're through
00:46:32with her.
00:46:36This is where your dreams
00:46:38will die, bitch.
00:46:42We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:44She's being cornered
00:46:44by her ex and his mistress
00:46:45at the Wickham wedding
00:46:46right now.
00:46:47Butch Tanner.
00:46:48Well, he's going to wish
00:46:48he died in battle
00:46:49after I'm done with him.
00:46:51Let's go.
00:46:56You think a few toy guns
00:46:57scare me, Marissa?
00:46:58I've saved plenty of people
00:47:00for much worse.
00:47:02including your head
00:47:03of command, Butch.
00:47:05General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:07You mean the legendary
00:47:08war hero?
00:47:09He's been in a coma
00:47:10for years after he saved
00:47:11the nation from a terrorist
00:47:12attack.
00:47:13You're an unskilled,
00:47:15unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:17So how could you possibly
00:47:18have this magical ability
00:47:20to heal someone like
00:47:21General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:23No one here is going to
00:47:23believe you.
00:47:24Have you really cured
00:47:25the incurable General?
00:47:27Then Sasa is the fucking
00:47:28Virgin Mary.
00:47:29And she's nice.
00:47:31You're just asking
00:47:32to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:34Show them, Butch.
00:47:40See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:42Trixie's just a
00:47:43reloading beggar.
00:47:48She won't leave me and
00:47:49Marissa alone because
00:47:50we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:52I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:54Sasa, she has a
00:47:56billion dollar
00:47:57biomedical contract
00:47:58with the military.
00:48:00Approved by the first
00:48:01female president of the
00:48:03United States herself,
00:48:04bitch.
00:48:05How despicable.
00:48:06She's just trying to
00:48:07leech off you like a
00:48:08parasitic gold digger.
00:48:10Get out of here.
00:48:11No one wants to marry you.
00:48:12No free meals for the poor.
00:48:14Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:16This is high society.
00:48:18So you're either born
00:48:19on a silver spoon or
00:48:21you're as accomplished
00:48:21as me to be here.
00:48:23Maybe if you do some
00:48:24serious dick sucking here,
00:48:26maybe someone will drop
00:48:27a couple bucks in your
00:48:28tin can.
00:48:32I already have everything
00:48:33one can dream of, but I
00:48:35valued our friendship,
00:48:36Marissa, which is why I
00:48:37came here to give you a
00:48:38second chance, to see if
00:48:39you'd apologize and admit
00:48:41to your backstabbing.
00:48:42But no, you stooped so
00:48:44low, it disgusts me.
00:48:47Nothing is more
00:48:48disgusting than you
00:48:49standing on street corners
00:48:50like a bum.
00:48:51And who knows if you've
00:48:53already started offering
00:48:54sexual services.
00:48:56Well then, why don't you
00:48:59get on your knees for me,
00:49:00Trixie?
00:49:00My brother will never
00:49:02take you back.
00:49:03No man will marry an
00:49:04embarrassment like you.
00:49:06But make me happy?
00:49:08And I might consider making
00:49:09you my personal prostitute.
00:49:22How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:24I'm never letting you leave
00:49:25here alive.
00:49:27It's awesome.
00:49:28I had to do something.
00:49:29Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:31After I'm done with you,
00:49:32Trixie, not even the goddess
00:49:33of healing will be able to
00:49:34save you.
00:49:37Oh, is that so?
00:49:39Security!
00:49:41Get down on your knees and
00:49:43give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:45in front of everybody here,
00:49:47or I'll pop so many holes in you,
00:49:49the men here won't know which
00:49:50one to fuck.
00:49:51I don't need to be the goddess
00:49:52of anything to punish you.
00:49:54Any of the powerful leaders I've
00:49:56saved before could crush you
00:49:57before you even touch me.
00:49:59Dream on!
00:50:01You wish General Lysander
00:50:02scooped you off your feet,
00:50:04but you weren't good enough
00:50:05for me.
00:50:05You're definitely not good
00:50:07enough for him.
00:50:07Enough!
00:50:09You're souring my party,
00:50:10so you either get the fuck out
00:50:13or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:15On the count of three!
00:50:17I think I quite like it here.
00:50:18Two!
00:50:30This wine is so delicious.
00:50:33One!
00:50:34Shoot!
00:50:37Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:39on my future wife.
00:50:46It's...
00:50:47It's...
00:50:58Who the hell is this?
00:51:03I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:04Did they hurt you?
00:51:06No, I'm fine.
00:51:08But, um,
00:51:09when did I become
00:51:10your future wife?
00:51:12You saved me,
00:51:14Trixie, remember?
00:51:15I'm a man of my word.
00:51:17They're never going to
00:51:18hurt you ever again.
00:51:19Really,
00:51:20it was nothing.
00:51:21I saved you
00:51:22because you're a good man,
00:51:24not because I want you
00:51:25to owe me any favors.
00:51:32I see what this is.
00:51:33You're the one
00:51:34who cheated on me,
00:51:35Trixie.
00:51:35Look at you guys
00:51:36all lovey-dove.
00:51:37Don't try to pin this
00:51:38on her.
00:51:39She waited for you
00:51:39for three years.
00:51:40This is the kind
00:51:41of woman of virtue
00:51:42that a man
00:51:42would die for.
00:51:45Virtue?
00:51:47Don't make me laugh.
00:51:48She's probably out there
00:51:50giving blowjobs
00:51:50for cash.
00:51:51No man
00:51:52who in a hundred foot
00:51:53pole
00:51:54would want to touch her.
00:51:55She should be happy
00:51:56Bob was willing
00:51:57to give her some.
00:52:02I see her in the Marines.
00:52:05I'm a major
00:52:06and a look man.
00:52:08I know Trixie
00:52:09is like a,
00:52:10I don't know,
00:52:10like a seven
00:52:11now that she's
00:52:12all cleaned up,
00:52:13but don't waste
00:52:13your manhood
00:52:14on a whiny,
00:52:15worthless woman
00:52:16like that.
00:52:17Ow!
00:52:18Ow!
00:52:19Ow!
00:52:21Ah!
00:52:22A real man
00:52:24never talks about
00:52:25a woman that way.
00:52:26You're a coward.
00:52:37We don't need
00:52:38to fight fire
00:52:38with fire
00:52:39to deal
00:52:39with the likes
00:52:40of them.
00:52:41You're very gracious,
00:52:42Trixie,
00:52:43you know that?
00:52:46You're only getting
00:52:46off of it
00:52:47because she's so kind,
00:52:48so you're going
00:52:48to do me the favor
00:52:49of never coming
00:52:50near her again.
00:52:50You understand?
00:52:51You want to fuck
00:52:52with me,
00:52:52little dipshit?
00:52:53I'm a fucking major.
00:52:55You're probably
00:52:56lowest rank
00:52:56of the military grunts.
00:52:58I'll destroy you.
00:53:00Do you really
00:53:00not know
00:53:01who this is,
00:53:01Butch?
00:53:02I thought you were
00:53:03in the Marines.
00:53:04What have you been
00:53:04doing this whole time
00:53:05if you don't know
00:53:06who this war hero is?
00:53:08He was just
00:53:09a supply boy.
00:53:12War hero?
00:53:14Is this all
00:53:15part of your plan,
00:53:16Trixie?
00:53:17Poor girl.
00:53:18Did you sell
00:53:19your house
00:53:19to hire this actor
00:53:20so you can feel
00:53:21better about yourself?
00:53:22A woman's worth
00:53:23is tied to the man
00:53:24she marries.
00:53:25Trixie is worthless
00:53:26because that guy
00:53:26looks like a cowboy.
00:53:31A bum girl
00:53:32and a pimp.
00:53:33What a pair.
00:53:35Seems like
00:53:35they don't know
00:53:36who you are
00:53:36since you've been
00:53:37out of action
00:53:37for so long.
00:53:39Maybe we should try
00:53:39to piss him off
00:53:40some more.
00:53:40Don't you think?
00:53:43Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:52What is all this?
00:53:53Trixie, listen.
00:53:54I know that you
00:53:55didn't ask for anything
00:53:56after you saved my life.
00:53:58But I know
00:53:59that we shared a moment.
00:54:03I'm not the kind of man
00:54:04to get close to a woman
00:54:05and then just disappear.
00:54:07It's not in my nature.
00:54:09I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:11Listen, Trixie,
00:54:13I have never
00:54:14met a woman
00:54:17like you.
00:54:19So incredible
00:54:20and kind
00:54:21and beautiful.
00:54:22So I know
00:54:23that you're the one for me.
00:54:26This guy's either nuts
00:54:28or a really,
00:54:29really good actor.
00:54:31Oscar worthy.
00:54:32Oscar worthy.
00:54:33No.
00:54:34First gift.
00:54:40Trixie,
00:54:41I know that you
00:54:42just lost your home.
00:54:43So I'm gifting you
00:54:44with your own
00:54:45new mansion.
00:54:46Worth $500 million.
00:54:48Previously owned
00:54:49by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:52Second gift.
00:54:55This contains
00:54:57all the rights
00:54:57to my entire fortune,
00:55:00which is now yours.
00:55:01Entire fortune
00:55:02from a cowboy actor?
00:55:04Must be pennies.
00:55:05They already spent
00:55:06their entire life savings
00:55:07on this clown show.
00:55:08They've got nothing left.
00:55:10Lysander,
00:55:10I really don't care
00:55:12for any of us.
00:55:12No, look,
00:55:13I know.
00:55:14I know that you are
00:55:15the farthest thing
00:55:16from a material woman.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18Which is exactly why
00:55:19my third gift
00:55:21is, um,
00:55:24well...
00:55:33clue.
00:55:38Cleo,
00:55:40hey!
00:55:41Oh my god.
00:55:43You found my dog.
00:55:48Trixie, I'm just a man but with you it's so much more. Trixie Amore, will you marry me?
00:56:00You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:06Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:24Go, go, power couple.
00:56:27Woo! Okay, stop. The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:33Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:37No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:43Hey. I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife.
00:56:48Which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth.
00:56:53Understand.
00:56:58You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth. This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:13As if like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:19Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market. Lysander Armstrong would sooner
00:57:24marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:29I bet my life you're all just...
00:57:31Actors.
00:57:32Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:34Come on, Lysander. What are we waiting for?
00:57:35Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:37What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:41Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:43She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:47Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy, bitchin' bum.
00:57:51She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:55I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:00I'd handle them myself, but I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:06Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:14Yes, hello, this is Lysander. Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:19Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:22Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:32Uh, hello?
00:58:33Yes.
00:58:36What?
00:58:41I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:51Hey, hey, hey. Are you sure that was the call, Sasha? That was a real call?
00:58:56People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:58My company's dead. It's evaporated. It's in thin air.
00:59:05That's impossible. Who are you? What did you do?
00:59:10Secretary Cho, you said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:13And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:17Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:20Then that means...
00:59:24You're really Lysander Armstrong. The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:30Trixie's married. The famed war hero. The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:38Now you believe me? Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:42No, there's got to be some trick to this. You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:48It's awesome.
00:59:56I know why you're all over Trixie. Because you've been in the military for so long. You don't know what
01:00:01a real woman can do for you.
01:00:03What else? Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:09Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:17I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:23I guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:28Sasa was just trying to save the company. I don't blame her at all.
01:00:32Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:34Okay, you don't want me. Fine. But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:39I can give you a room full of pageant winners. 18 years old. Fresh for the taking.
01:00:51I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie. Thank you, Devon.
01:00:56Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee,
01:01:03but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:07You're an insult to all good women out there. No, to all of humanity.
01:01:10So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:17Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:22They're imposters.
01:01:27I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting canceled
01:01:31because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:34So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:36The goddess healer? You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:41approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:44Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:48The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:55That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:57The president would never let your company go bankrupt. In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:04So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:09isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:11Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:12If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products,
01:02:16who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:18We can break his legs, break his arms. No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:21She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services. FBI!
01:02:26FBI! FBI! You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:33Gotcha.
01:02:38Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:41No, don't arrest her!
01:02:43Trixie is a good person.
01:02:45Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:47Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:51The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch. We were worried, so we came here to back you
01:02:56up.
01:02:57Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor. She's very kind-hearted and would never break
01:03:04the law.
01:03:05Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:11out.
01:03:12She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:14My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:18She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:25You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:29My brother is not a criminal. He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:35Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:38And that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:42General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:46And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:51I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:55But I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:01If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:04But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:06You don't get to decide, punk. Let's go!
01:04:31Get him!
01:04:32If you can.
01:04:33Get this.
01:05:02No!
01:05:23Is that enough pain? Or do you want more?
01:05:34Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:39Grandma.
01:05:41Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:45Wow, your new fiancé? He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:51I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:53It's Butch's loss. Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:59She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:04Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:06I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:09Drown out the poor!
01:06:17See Trixie? You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:21You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:25We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:27So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:32Let them eat cake!
01:06:43You can't shoot all of them. Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:46Attack!
01:07:03You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:12What the fuck was that?
01:07:14I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:15I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:26Dammit!
01:07:29You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:32That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:34Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:36We're quartered.
01:07:37I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:39Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:42I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:45They will be punished.
01:07:49Now hold still for me.
01:07:53Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:05Holy fuck!
01:08:07Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:08By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:10Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:16I'm all better now.
01:08:17Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:19See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:22No, please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:26Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:27Sure.
01:08:29You hear that?
01:08:30She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:33She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:36While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:40Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:45I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:48And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:50God?
01:08:51Wrong.
01:08:53But you're close.
01:08:55Bullshit.
01:08:56I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your real lives.
01:09:01You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:03Then let's see you try.
01:09:04Charge!
01:09:14The hell is this?
01:09:16This is the line between life and death.
01:09:20Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:23I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:28You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:29What if it's a trap?
01:09:31That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:33We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:34She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:37Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:40I will!
01:09:44Left leaves the wrong arrest.
01:09:53I'm fine.
01:09:54Nothing happened.
01:09:55You'll see soon enough.
01:09:57Oh, please.
01:09:58I really wanna die.
01:10:00And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:02I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:04Whoops!
01:10:05Just crossed it again.
01:10:07Whoops!
01:10:08And again.
01:10:09Nothing's happened to-
01:10:11Oh!
01:10:12Oh!
01:10:12Oh!
01:10:14Oh!
01:10:16Oh!
01:10:16Oh!
01:10:17Oh!
01:10:24What did you do to my brother?
01:10:26I didn't do anything.
01:10:28Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:31I suggest you take him to the U.R. if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:36Come on.
01:10:38Major.
01:10:39Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:40How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:42See?
01:10:43This must be an illusion!
01:10:47Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:50Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:10:52Please!
01:10:59You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:01You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:02Oh, please.
01:11:03You hurt us first.
01:11:05At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:08But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:13Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:17You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:20You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:25When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:31Don't touch my wife.
01:11:35And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:40You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:42But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:46That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:49Oh, really?
01:11:51Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:54What?
01:11:54You've got nothing on me.
01:11:59Yes.
01:12:00Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:07Goddess!
01:12:08Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:11Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:16Get the VP.
01:12:17We're leaving now.
01:12:21Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:25God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:28I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:31You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:33A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:36Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:38I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:40Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:44You hear that, everyone?
01:12:45There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:51She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:55so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:57No.
01:12:58My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:00Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:05Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:08Oh, my God.
01:13:15Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:20and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:25Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:29I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:31You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:37Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:42It ain't working.
01:13:43You can't just fake the...
01:13:47Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:50It's like real magic.
01:13:52Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:57And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:05No.
01:14:06Trixie, look.
01:14:08I believe you.
01:14:09You saved me.
01:14:11Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:14No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:18We'll riot against you now.
01:14:20Tear her apart!
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28The Vice President arrives!
01:14:45Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:50You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:53wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've been through this already once okay
01:15:01right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:15:08but you already confirmed with madame president that i got the contract coming still right yes
01:15:13we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is you're the war hero general lysander armstrong
01:15:21and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:27and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president he is the general oh but
01:15:35he's in trouble now did you hear that even the vice president knows me as an important ally to
01:15:41the nation's leader so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and the
01:15:47president on our side you'll always be nothing trixie i told you now punish them vice president
01:15:55langley this is treason lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:05hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:16:10you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:16:16from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:20enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:16:26yeah it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country
01:16:33i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life and let's be honest
01:16:38about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a fuck about any damn titles i truly saved a
01:16:47good
01:16:47man i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr
01:16:59vice president i have
01:17:00a swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:05let's try it out on them
01:17:09hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put innocent civilian
01:17:13lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting
01:17:20power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:26power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:44oh
01:17:44oh
01:17:45oh
01:17:46oh
01:17:48oh
01:17:48oh
01:17:49oh
01:17:53oh
01:17:57oh
01:17:58oh
01:17:58oh my gosh
01:18:04i'm so sorry madame president
01:18:06that was
01:18:07they were totally aiming for uh tricksy the fraud in the middle
01:18:10what
01:18:11is
01:18:12this
01:18:12oh
01:18:13that's my new biomedical weapon madame for your military
01:18:16this is a war crime
01:18:17these are innocent civilian lives
01:18:19you're messing
01:18:20you're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:22i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential contract
01:18:24with great power comes great responsibility
01:18:27and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you
01:18:31what are you doing reverse the poison
01:18:33and take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:35that is easy
01:18:37there's no need
01:18:39there's no need i'll save everyone
01:18:54it's raining gold
01:18:57it's raining gold
01:18:58what's happening tricksy doesn't have that kind of money
01:19:00it's got to be
01:19:01it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:04she
01:19:05she
01:19:05she is
01:19:07she is a criminal
01:19:09don't worry madame president we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:12i'd be quiet if i were you
01:19:13because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:17what are you talking about
01:19:18the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:31this contract
01:19:33yeah yes
01:19:34thank you first gentlemen
01:19:53my contract you bitch
01:19:55and that's not all
01:20:09this foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:11there is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:15don't you realize
01:20:16or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that
01:20:20you're the real virus here marissa
01:20:22money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:25and that's something i cannot tolerate
01:20:27so prepare yourself
01:20:29because i'm about to smite you
01:20:32what are you gonna do
01:20:34the president is here
01:20:36and i just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:40you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:44madam president
01:20:45you've recovered now
01:20:46so what's your final decision
01:20:50i'll
01:20:51she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:20:59i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:06why are you attacking me madam president
01:21:08you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:21:11you wish
01:21:12idiot
01:21:15i've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:17so ugly on the inside
01:21:19it makes me want to vomit
01:21:20i don't understand
01:21:22i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:27and do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:33you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:21:37the one and only
01:21:40and it's
01:21:44her
01:22:00welcome goddess
01:22:12you really are the goddess of healing aren't you
01:22:14how else did you think i saved you
01:22:18then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:22i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:25to help those in need
01:22:27and make sure the man i chose loved me for me
01:22:30no so that means
01:22:32the billion dollar contract
01:22:34it was you who gave it to me
01:22:36and she took her away just like that
01:22:39that was her golden ticket
01:22:41you were once my fiance and best friend
01:22:43but after everything you've done
01:22:45we're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:48no please i swear
01:22:49i didn't know you were an actual saint
01:22:54it doesn't matter who she is
01:22:56trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:57she's an amazing person
01:22:59and you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:03she's gonna be my wife
01:23:04because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:07on this planet
01:23:13i love you
01:23:27all her goals
01:23:28all her clothes
01:23:30all that could have been mine
01:23:31this is all your fault
01:23:33this is all
01:23:34you seduced me
01:23:35stop off me
01:23:37you were the one that came onto me
01:23:39you himbo
01:23:40please trixie
01:23:42give me another chance
01:23:44i want to be rich again
01:23:46i'll be your slave
01:23:48kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:50you've had your chance to apologize
01:23:52but it's too late now
01:23:54all i see is your greed
01:23:56and how much you'd hurt others
01:23:57just to benefit yourself
01:23:58you two should be locked up
01:24:00and she shall
01:24:02for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:05arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:24:08it's all your fault marissa
01:24:09i never loved you
01:24:11it's your fault
01:24:12i was only with you for your money
01:24:14i don't care
01:24:14you were rich
01:24:16i'll send yourself out
01:24:18rest assured goddess
01:24:20we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:24my platform is spreading kindness
01:24:26just like you
01:24:27i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:30that is why i saved you
01:24:32with these healing hands
01:24:34i will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:36one good deed at a time
01:24:38well
01:24:40let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:44let's party
01:24:45wait
01:24:46wait
01:24:47what if we just got married
01:24:47right now
01:24:48yes
01:24:49well
01:24:53do you take each other
01:24:55to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:24:58i do
01:24:59i do
01:25:00you may kiss the bride
01:25:03well
01:25:03you may kiss the bride
01:25:05you may kiss the bride
01:25:06you may kiss the bride
01:25:06you may kiss the bride
01:25:08you may please
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