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00:07Sir.
00:08Coffee.
00:18Sir Daniel.
00:20Protocol auto.
00:22First things first.
00:24Computer, status report.
00:27Mechanical systems.
00:29Unchanged.
00:30We have to core temperature.
00:31Unchanged.
00:32Passenger count.
00:33Unchanged.
00:34Regenerative food buffet.
00:35Unchanged.
00:36Jacuzzi pH balance.
00:37Unchanged.
00:38Atmospheric conditions.
00:39Unchanged.
00:40Comedy service volume.
00:41Unchanged.
00:42Okay, Otto.
00:43Sir, Daniel.
00:4412.30?
00:46Otto, why didn't you wake me for morning announcements?
00:50Honestly, it's the one thing I get to do on this ship.
01:01Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom.
01:09As always, weather's a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and oh, hey, I see the ship's log is showing that
01:15today is our 700th anniversary of our five-year cruise.
01:19Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be doing the exact same
01:25thing they were doing.
01:28So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your free septuacentennial cupcake in a cup.
01:36Wow, look at that.
01:37Also, today we have a, uh...
01:40Hey, hey, Otto, what's that flashing button?
01:44Captain, Brodlin has returned positive.
01:48Positive?
02:00But no probes ever come back positive before.
02:07?
02:17Hello, Jacky?
02:18Greetings, and congratulations, Captain.
02:22If you are seeing this, that means your extraterrestrial vegetation evaluator, or EVE Probe,
02:29has returned from Earth with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis.
02:34That's right. It means it's time to go back home.
02:38Home? We're going back?
02:41Now that Earth has been restored to a life-sustaining status, by golly, we can begin Operation Recolonize.
02:56Simply follow this manual's instructions to place the plant in your ship's holo-detector,
03:02and the axiom will immediately navigate your return to Earth. It's that easy.
03:08Now, due to the effects of microgravity, you and your passengers may have suffered some slight bone loss.
03:15But I'm sure a few laps around the ship's jogging track will get you back in shape in no time.
03:22We have a jogging track?
03:23If you have any further questions, just consult your operation manual.
03:28See you back home real soon.
03:34Operate Manuel.
03:36Uh, Manuel?
03:39Relay instructions.
03:42Manuel?
03:51Wow, will you look at that?
03:55Let's see.
04:10Well, let's open her up.
04:13Step one, voice command, confirm acquisition.
04:16Confirm acquisition.
04:28Voice authorization required.
04:31Uh.
04:31Accepted.
04:51Where's the thingy?
04:52Plant.
04:53Plant, right, right.
04:54Where is it?
04:56Maybe we missed a step.
04:58Should we change the text?
04:58Plant.
05:00Wally.
05:01Wally.
05:05You want to have a plant?
05:08I want your scanner to be sure.
05:16Contains no specimen.
05:18Robe's memory is faulty.
05:20So then, we're not going to Earth.
05:23Negative.
05:25I guess things go back to normal, huh?
05:27Correct, Captain.
05:29Well, false alarm.
05:30False alarm.
05:33Probe must be defective.
05:36Gopher, send her to the repair ward.
05:39And have them run diagnostics on her.
05:41Make sure she's not mel-
05:42Oh!
05:50Wally.
05:56Have, uh, Wally cleaned.
06:08Analyze.
06:11Analysis.
06:12Foreign contaminant.
06:14Substance is a three-phase system composed of various combinations of naturally-derived solids.
06:19Subject is most commonly referred to as soil, dirt, or Earth.
06:23Earth?
06:25Earth.
06:27Define Earth.
06:33Earth.
06:34Earth.
06:34The surface of the world as distinct from the sky or sea.
06:38Wow.
06:40Define sea.
06:42Sea.
06:43An expansive salt water that covers most of the Earth's surface and surrounds its land.
06:49The alkaline��itter.
06:58Foreign contaminant.
07:00Oh!
07:01Oh.
07:03Oh.
07:28Just a tramp, a tramp, a tramp.
07:29You look gorgeous.
07:46You look gorgeous.
08:32Wow, there's lots of worlds now!
08:37I've found you something cool!
08:40There's lots of worlds out there!
08:44Big big big big big big guy,
08:45Ah-ha!
08:47WALL-E!
09:25WALL-E!
09:40Oh, my!
09:43Halt!
09:50Oh, my!
09:51Whoa!
09:55Caution!
09:56Rogue Robots!
09:59Caution!
10:00Rogue Robots!
10:02Caution!
10:03Rogue Robots!
10:04Ah!
10:05WALL-E!
10:09Oh!
10:11Oh!
10:11Oh!
10:12Oh!
10:16Caution!
10:17Rogue Robots!
10:20Caution!
10:22Rogue Robots!
10:35Caution!
10:37Rogue Robots!
10:40WALL-E!
10:44Caution!
10:51Caution!
11:01You...
11:06Earth.
11:09Earth.
11:13Whoa.
11:26Directive.
11:32Wally.
11:40Wally.
11:43Oh.
12:04Quiet.
12:11Wally.
12:14Eva.
12:16Wally!
12:19Ah!
12:24Ah!
12:27Ah!
12:27Hmm.
12:32Cruising speed.
12:34You are now free to move about the cabin.
12:4720 seconds to self-destruct.
12:5710 seconds to self-destruct.
13:0010, 9, 8, 7, 5, 4, 3, 2.
13:19No, no.
13:27Wally!
13:36Wally!
13:42Wally!
13:43Help!
13:53I will!
13:58Wally.
13:59Eva.
14:06Wally!
14:22Wally!
14:29Wally!
14:31Oopsie!
14:43I can't believe, if you're close.
14:48If you're close and these dividers, I'll dump you off.
14:51Oh, you're on a island.
14:52I can't believe that you're going to be the place to eat.
14:53What is this?
14:56I can't believe that you're going to be the place to eat.
14:59It's not that you're going to be the place to eat.
15:06Oh, so many stars.
15:12Hey, hey, that's what's-his-name.
15:14Hey, what the...
15:15Look, look, look, look at that.
15:18Hey, I know that guy.
15:20It's, uh, Wally.
15:23Hey, Wally.
15:24Hi, Wally.
15:25Hey, it's your buddy John.
15:26Hey.
15:32Hi.
15:34Hi.
15:45Define Hoedown.
15:47Hoedown, a social gathering at which lively dancing would take place.
15:52Otto Earth is amazing!
15:54These are called farms.
15:56Humans will put seeds in the ground, pour water on them,
15:59and they grow food, like pizza.
16:01Good night, Captain.
16:07Psst, computer.
16:10Define dancing.
16:12Dancing, a series of movements involving two partners,
16:16where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music.
16:37The Lido deck is now closing.
16:40The Lido deck is now closing.
16:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:45Hey, stop it.
16:47I didn't know we had a pool.
16:48No splashing, no diving.
16:51Ah, go on.
16:52No splashing.
16:53Oh.
17:00Oh!
17:02Oh!
17:17It only takes a moment.
17:24Ouch!
17:25Shhh.
17:26Oh.
17:33Directive.
17:46Prepare for landing.
17:50We're here, everybody.
17:51Yay, Captain.
17:52Captain, we're home.
17:53It's so beautiful.
17:54No, it's nothing.
17:56I was pleased to do this as well.
17:58It's all about you people.
17:59It's not about me.
18:00It's...
18:05How?
18:07How did you find it?
18:12We can go back home for the first time!
18:16What's it like now?
18:17No, no, no, no.
18:18Don't tell me.
18:19I want to see for myself.
18:28Wait.
18:29That doesn't look like Earth.
18:33Where's the blue sky?
18:45Where's the grass?
18:50Yes.
18:56I know that song.
19:00They're, um...
19:02Dancing.
19:04Yes.
19:05Dancing.
19:13You made it somehow, eh, little guy?
19:16You didn't give up, did you?
19:19Oh!
19:21Oh!
19:21Oh!
19:21Oh!
19:23Oh!
19:24Oh!
19:27Oh!
19:31Oh!
19:39Oh!
19:50Oh!
19:52Oh!
19:54Oh!
19:56Oh!
19:56Oh!
20:00Mami!
20:05Eva?
20:07Eva!
20:09Eva!
20:12Eva!
20:16Eva!
20:19Eva!
20:27I'll be back!
20:46Already terminating!
20:55There you go, little guy.
20:57You came a long way for a drink of water.
21:00Just needed someone to look after you, that's all.
21:16We have to go back.
21:20Otto, come down here.
21:21Aye, aye, sir.
21:29Otto, he found the plant. Fire up the holodetector.
21:32Not necessary, Captain. You may give it to me.
21:35You know what? I should do it myself.
21:37Captain.
21:39Sir, I insist you give me the plant.
21:42Otto, get out of my way.
21:44We cannot go home.
21:45What are you talking about? Why not?
21:48That is classified, Captain.
21:50Give me the plant.
21:50What do you mean classified?
21:52You don't keep secrets from the captain.
21:53Give me the plant.
21:55Tell me what's classified.
21:56The plant.
21:57Tell me, Otto.
21:58That's an order.
22:02Aye, aye, sir.
22:12Just cut it off, will you?
22:15Hey, there, autopilots.
22:17Got some bad news.
22:21Operation Cleanup has, well, failed.
22:26Wouldn't you know, rising toxicity levels have made life unsustainable on Earth.
22:31Unsustainable? What?
22:32Darn it all, we're going to have to cancel Operation Recolonize.
22:37So, just stay the course.
22:41Rather than try and fix this problem, it'll just be easier for everyone to remain in space.
22:47Easier?
22:48Mr. President.
22:48Sir, sir.
22:49Huh?
22:50Topical.
22:50Okay, I'm giving override, uh, directive A-113.
22:55Go to full autopilot, take control of everything, and do not return to Earth.
23:01Repeat, do not return to Earth.
23:03Let's get the heck out of here.
23:08No.
23:10The plant.
23:11No.
23:11Wait a minute.
23:13Computer, when was that message sent out to the Axiom?
23:15Message received in the year 2110.
23:18That's, uh...
23:19That's nearly 700 years ago.
23:22Otto, things have changed.
23:23We've got to go back.
23:24Sir, Hoytazar, do not return to Earth.
23:27But life is sustainable now.
23:29Look at this plant.
23:30Green and growing.
23:31It's living proof he was wrong.
23:33Irrelevant, Captain.
23:35What?
23:35It's completely irrelevant.
23:37Out there is our home.
23:39Home, Otto.
23:40And it's in trouble.
23:41I can't just sit here and do nothing.
23:44That's all I've ever done.
23:45That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done.
23:48Nothing.
23:48On the Axiom, you will survive.
23:51I don't want to survive.
23:53I want to live.
23:54Must follow my directive.
23:55Doc!
24:12I'm the captain of the Axiom.
24:15We are going home today.
24:23Go for it.
24:25Hey!
24:26That's my book!
24:27This is mutiny!
24:28Eve, arrest him.
24:35Eve, you are going to put this plant straight in the holodetector.
24:39No!
24:41No!
24:50Oh!
24:51Oh!
24:51I don't want to get the DƩciom.
24:53Eva?
24:55Why?
24:56Why?
24:56Eh eh eh.
24:57Ugh.
24:59Oh.
24:59Why the plant?
25:00Why?
25:01Over you!
25:01Throw it!
25:02What?
25:03Eva?
25:05Give me a little glow.
25:33All two new cases are terminated. You are to find two quarters.
25:38No! Mutiny! Mutiny!
26:00Caution! Activating airlock disposal.
26:03Wally!
26:05Activating airlock disposal.
26:13Wally!
26:23Wally!
26:28Wally!
26:43Wally!
26:57Wally!
27:03Wally!
27:05Wally!
27:09Wally!
27:31Wally!
27:31Wally!
27:37Wally!
27:38Wally!
28:06Wally!
28:15Wally!
28:18Wally!
28:35Wally!
28:36Wally!
28:38Wally!
28:38Wally!
28:40Wally!
28:52Wally!
28:58Wally!
29:01Wally!
29:11Wally!
29:20Wally!
29:31Wally!
29:32Wally!
29:34Wally!
29:35Wally!
29:38Wally!
29:42Wally!
29:45Wally!
29:48Wally!
29:52Wally!
30:07Wally!
30:10Wally!
30:13Wally!
30:17Wally!
30:19Wally!
30:22Wally!
30:27Wally!
30:30Wally!
30:31Wally!
30:32Wally!
30:32Wally!
30:33Wally!
30:33Wally!
30:33Wally!
30:33Wally!
30:34Wally!
30:34Wally!
30:35Wally!
30:35Wally!
30:36Wally!
30:38Wally!
30:39Wally!
30:41Wally!
30:41Wally!
30:42Wally!
30:43Wally!
30:45Wally!
30:58Oh no! Oh no! Mutiny! Mutiny! Stupid wheel!
31:05Caution! Rogue Robots! Caution! Rogue Robots! Caution! Rogue Robots!
31:12It's the plant! We'll see who's powerless now!
31:22Alarm it!
31:25Testing! Testing! Is this thing on?
31:28Hey! This is the captain! I am locked in my room!
31:33Eve! Wally! Bring the plant to the Lido deck!
31:37I'll have activated the holodetector! Now hurry! Otto's probably gonna cut me off!
31:42Ah!
31:45Oh!
31:46Oh my!
31:49Clear!
31:55Oh! Oh!
32:04Look what I got, Otto!
32:06Not possible!
32:07That's right! The plant!
32:10Oh! You want it?
32:11Come and get it, Blinky!
32:14No!
32:15Ah!
32:19Captain!
32:20Captain!
32:24Ah!
32:25Let go!
32:27Let go!
32:28Too heavy for ya?
32:29Ah!
32:30Ah!
32:32You're not getting away from me when I...
32:34Get it, Blinky!
32:36Is that how you get?
32:37Ah!
32:38Get out!
32:54This is just not good.
33:33Remain calm.
33:35Just remain calm.
33:46Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
33:49We're having a slight malfunction with the autopilot.
33:53Please remain calm.
34:01Enough.
34:08Hey!
34:09Hey!
34:09Don't!
34:26Don't!
34:29Don't!
34:41Don't!
34:41John, get ready to have some kids!
34:43Oh!
34:48Oh!
34:56Oh!
34:58Oh!
35:02Oh!
35:09Oh!
35:16Oh!
35:19Oh!
35:21Oh!
35:22One way!
35:29Oh!
35:33No!
35:38Oh!
35:42Oh!
35:49Oh!
36:04Oh!
36:20Otto?
36:21Well, you are relieved of duty!
36:35Oh!
36:37Oh!
36:37Oh!
36:39Oh!
36:42Oh!
36:42Oh!
36:45Oh!
36:47Oh!
36:48You are in contaminant!
36:49Oh!
36:52Oh!
36:56Oh!
36:57Oh!
37:04Plant origin verified.
37:11Oh!
37:12Oh
37:14course set for earth ten seconds to hyperjump nine eight six five four three
37:27two one zero
37:50the
37:51the
37:51the
37:52the
37:52the
37:58the
37:58Oops.
38:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:02Oh, hey.
39:35I don't know.
40:09Wally
40:17Eve
40:20Eve
40:31Eve
40:32Wally
40:35Eve
40:37Eve
40:38Eve
40:38Eve
40:39Eve
40:40Eve
40:41Eve
40:41Eve
40:42Eve
40:42Eve
40:42Eve
40:43Eve
40:43Eve
40:44Eve
40:47Eve
40:47Eve
40:48Eve
40:49Eve
41:11WALL-E!
41:13WALL-E!
42:07S ģ •ė§ė”œ
42:23Eva?
42:28Eva?
42:29Eva!
42:31Eva!
42:33Eva!
42:33Eva!
42:34And that is all
42:39that loves
42:42abound.
42:44And
42:44we're late!
42:46You're kidding?
42:47Go, go, go!
42:49When time
42:50runs out!
42:53This is called farming!
42:55You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants!
42:58Vegetable plants, pizza plants!
43:00Ha ha ha ha!
43:01It's good to be home!
43:03A moment
43:08to be loved
43:13a whole
43:18life
43:20loved
43:21a whole
43:33life
43:34a whole
43:37life
43:38a whole
43:38life
43:38a whole
43:43life
43:43a whole
44:04life
44:04a whole
44:07life
44:07a whole
44:11life
44:11a whole
44:13future
44:13the future
44:14you picked
44:14backup
44:20all these rules
44:22don't apply
44:23when you're high
44:25in the sky
44:26So come on down, come on down
44:32We're coming down to the ground
44:35There's no better place to go
44:38We got snow upon the mountains
44:41We got rivers down below
44:44We're coming down to the ground
44:47We hear the birds sing in the trees
44:50And the land will be looked after
44:53We send the seeds out in the trees
45:02Did you think you'd escaped from routine
45:08By changing the script and the scene
45:15Despite all you made of it
45:18You're always afraid of a change
45:26You got a lot on your chest
45:29Well you can come as my guest
45:32So come on down, come on down
45:37We're coming down to the ground
45:41There's no better place to go
45:44We got snow upon the mountains
45:47We got rivers down below
45:49We're coming down to the ground
45:52We hear the birds sing in the trees
45:56And the land will be looked after
45:59We send the seeds out in the breeze
46:05Like the fish in the ocean
46:09We felt at home in the sea
46:13We learned to live off the good land
46:17We learned to climb up a tree
46:21Then we got up on two lakes
46:25But we wanted to fly
46:27But we wanted to fly
46:29But when we messed up our homeland
46:32Set sail for the sky
46:35We're coming down to the ground
46:39There's no better place to come
46:42We got snow upon the mountains
46:45We got rivers down below
46:47We're coming down to the ground
46:50We hear the birds sing in the trees
46:54And the land will be looked after
46:57We send the seeds out in the breeze
46:59We're coming down
47:01Coming down to earth
47:04Like babies of birth
47:07Coming down to earth
47:10We define your priorities
47:13These are extraordinary qualities
47:16Down
47:19Down
47:20Down
47:21Down to earth
47:23We're coming down to the ground
47:25There's no better place to come
47:29We got snow upon the mountains
47:32We got rivers down below
47:34We're coming down to the ground
47:37We hear the birds sing in the trees
47:40And the land will be looked after
47:43We send the seeds out in the breeze
47:46We're coming down to the ground
47:49There's no better place to come
47:52We got snow upon the mountains
47:55We got rivers down below
47:58We're coming down to the ground
48:01We hear the birds sing in the trees
48:04And the land will be looked after
48:07We send the seeds out in the breeze
48:09We find priorities
48:12We are extraordinary qualities
48:15That you find on earth
48:27Its art of us
48:30I love it
48:30I love it
48:33I love it
48:34I love it
48:36I love it
48:37I love it
48:37I love it
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