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00:01:03Once upon a time, long, long ago
00:01:20Once upon a time, long, long ago
00:01:37One unlucky sailor fell under an ancient, wicked curse
00:01:45And thusly he became known as the dreaded Flying Dutchman
00:01:52Legend has it, the only way to lift his curse is through the pure heart of an innocent
00:02:00Henceforth, the Flying Dutchman is doomed to wander the seas in search of this magical soul
00:02:06A precious youth with an innocent mind
00:02:10Will he find this soul?
00:02:14Does such a soul even exist?
00:02:18Shut up
00:02:23You live in a pineapple under the sea
00:02:51Good morning!
00:02:53This is Rocket Fuel Randy on BKNI 101
00:02:57And I got the jet fuel to get you rockin'
00:03:01Are you ready to get the day started?
00:03:05I'm ready
00:03:22Big things are happening today!
00:03:25Today's the day!
00:03:27I just know it!
00:03:28Things feel different!
00:03:30My whole life is about to change!
00:03:34I know I said that yesterday, Gary
00:03:37And the day before
00:03:39And a bunch of days before that
00:03:41But today is different!
00:03:47Big things in store!
00:03:53Well, what's it say, Gary?
00:03:55Meow
00:03:56What?
00:03:56That can't be!
00:03:58Meow
00:03:58Gary, what's it really say?
00:04:00Meow
00:04:00Gary!
00:04:10Meow
00:04:10Whoa!
00:04:12Do you know what this means?
00:04:14Meow
00:04:15For the last time, we are not rehoming you
00:04:17No, this means I'm exactly 36 clams high!
00:04:21Meow
00:04:22I know it doesn't seem like much, Gary
00:04:24But that half a clam I grew changes everything!
00:04:28Meow
00:04:28That's right, Garylicious!
00:04:30Everyone's gonna look at me in a brand new way!
00:04:37Big guy
00:04:38Big guy
00:04:39Big, big guy
00:04:40Big guy
00:04:41Because now, I'm a big guy
00:04:43Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:04:45Big things about to happen a day
00:04:47I woke up feeling a brand new way
00:04:49Big guy
00:04:50Big guy
00:04:52Big guy
00:04:52Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:04:54Tight kids with hips
00:04:55Doing a dance in my big guy pants
00:04:57Big guy
00:04:59Big guy
00:05:00Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:05:03Big guy
00:05:03Big guy
00:05:04Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the cat
00:05:06Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my cuts
00:05:08Big guy
00:05:11Well, catch you later, Gar-Bear
00:05:13I'm off to do some important stuff that only big guys like me are allowed to do
00:05:18Huh?
00:05:21Phew, we're gonna need a bigger doorway
00:05:24Meow
00:05:25Morning, Squidward
00:05:26Wanna hear my big news?
00:05:29Oh, sure
00:05:30Let me go mark some time on my calendar
00:05:34Great, let me know when
00:05:39Good morning, Patrick
00:05:41Good morning
00:05:43Who are you?
00:05:45Patrick, it's me
00:05:49Grandma?
00:05:51You're upside down
00:05:52No, Patrick, it's me, Spongebob
00:05:55You can't be Spongebob
00:05:56He's far more diminutive
00:05:58He's what?
00:05:59Of reduced stature
00:06:00Come again?
00:06:01Vertically challenged
00:06:02Say what now?
00:06:03He's shorter
00:06:03Patrick, I can't believe all I do is grow half a monocle overnight
00:06:06Now I'm 36 clams tall
00:06:08And you don't even recognize your best friend
00:06:12Did you say you're 36 clams tall?
00:06:17Yes
00:06:21You're a big guy now!
00:06:23This guy's a big guy!
00:06:24So big!
00:06:25Really big!
00:06:26Big, big, big!
00:06:27Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:28Big, big, big!
00:06:29Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:30Big, big, big!
00:06:31Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:32Big, big, big, big!
00:06:33Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:34Look out, everyone!
00:06:36Really big!
00:06:37Really guy!
00:06:38Hey, Sandy!
00:06:39Notice anything different about me?
00:06:41Howdy, Spongebob!
00:06:43You get a new pair of shoes?
00:06:44Oh, no!
00:06:46Ouch!
00:06:48Hi, Blankton!
00:06:49Watch where you're going, you big dummy!
00:06:52Oh, thanks for noticing
00:06:54Wait, no!
00:06:55Ow!
00:06:55Patrick, I've never felt so respected before
00:06:58Get used to it, buddy!
00:06:59And do you know what the best part of being a big guy is?
00:07:04What is it, Patrick?
00:07:06No, I'm asking
00:07:07It means I finally get to do what every little guy dreams of doing when they grow up
00:07:12You don't mean...
00:07:14That's right
00:07:15Ride the big guy roller coaster at Captain Booty Beard's Fun Park!
00:07:20Woo-hoo!
00:07:21This calls for an extra special bubble blow
00:07:31To Captain Booty Beard's!
00:07:34Woo-hoo!
00:07:35Give me a big!
00:07:37Big!
00:07:37Give me a guy!
00:07:38Five!
00:07:39What does that spell?
00:07:4036 clubs!
00:07:41Five!
00:07:48Don't waste my time, Squirt
00:07:53Let's...
00:07:57Ugh, you again
00:08:02Congratulations
00:08:03Patrick
00:08:05It's official
00:08:06It's official
00:08:08Woo-hoo!
00:08:09Don't make me cause security
00:08:12Woo-hoo!
00:08:14Hey!
00:08:16Hey!
00:08:17Hey!
00:08:18Hey!
00:08:20Hey!
00:08:21Hey!
00:08:23Hey!
00:08:24Hey!
00:08:27Hey!
00:08:28Hey!
00:08:56Patrick?
00:08:58You head off myćć!
00:08:59I stand there now
00:08:59Wait a minute!
00:09:00Huh?
00:09:02What's the matter?
00:09:03I thought you were a big guy
00:09:04I am!
00:09:05I mean...
00:09:06I am?
00:09:07I...
00:09:08I just hey...
00:09:08I promised someone else that I'd ride with them!
00:09:10That's all!
00:09:11Oh, yeah?
00:09:12Ooh.
00:09:13But they got to...
00:09:18Mr. Krabs!
00:09:20Oh, that makes sense.
00:09:22Phew!
00:09:22Let's go get him!
00:09:28Sorry!
00:09:29Come on, dude!
00:09:34What's up, Mr. Krabs?
00:09:36It's time to ride the shipwreck!
00:09:39Woo-hoo!
00:09:39What are you talking about, Patrick?
00:09:42The roller coaster!
00:09:43Get your head in the game!
00:09:45Remember that big, terrifying roller coaster?
00:09:48Nope.
00:09:49We had a deal to ride it together?
00:09:52Nope.
00:09:52So I couldn't ride it if you were too busy to ride it with me?
00:09:57Hmm?
00:09:59Huh?
00:10:11Oh, right.
00:10:13Our old roller coaster deal, of course.
00:10:16Yeah.
00:10:16Hmm.
00:10:16But, uh, we can't go today, lad.
00:10:20Things are too busy around here.
00:10:23Oh, hear that, Patrick?
00:10:25Mr.
00:10:29Whoa!
00:10:30Whoa!
00:10:31Shipwreck!
00:10:33Thanks for covering for me, Mr. Krabs.
00:10:35I don't know why I got so scared when I saw that roller coaster.
00:10:38I thought I was big enough.
00:10:40Just because you're taller don't mean you're a big guy.
00:10:43It doesn't?
00:10:44Big guys are rough and tumble.
00:10:46They don't blow bubbles.
00:10:48Hmm.
00:10:48I guess not.
00:10:49Being scared of roller coasters ain't nothing to be ashamed of.
00:10:53Glad you understand.
00:10:54Hey, you must have been scared of roller coasters, too, when you were my age.
00:10:58Well, I wouldn't really...
00:10:59You were probably hiding under the bed kind of scared, weren't you?
00:11:02Well, I, uh...
00:11:03Maybe even crying for Mama kind of scared.
00:11:06I wasn't crying for Mama.
00:11:07Peepy peepy and my pantsy kind of scared.
00:11:09Am I right?
00:11:10Get it straight, SpongeBob.
00:11:12My pants were clean.
00:11:13Because nothing ever scared me.
00:11:15And nothing ever will.
00:11:16But didn't you say being scared wasn't anything to be ashamed of?
00:11:20It ain't.
00:11:20For you.
00:11:22But I'm different.
00:11:23I wasn't blowing bubbles at your age.
00:11:25I was risking me life on the high seas.
00:11:30I eat danger for breakfast, peril for lunch, and adventure for dinner.
00:11:36Really?
00:11:37That's right.
00:11:39I was in command of me own vessel.
00:11:41And sailed many a dangerous mile.
00:11:44Tell me about your greatest adventure.
00:11:47What if I told you I sailed with the flying Dutchman himself?
00:11:52The flying Dutchman?
00:11:54The most pants-wettingly scariest ghost to ever roam the high seas?
00:11:59Oh, my lucky brick.
00:12:01I, like many a young sailor before me, I longed for adventure.
00:12:10And that's when the Dutchman's hornpipe appeared.
00:12:17I summoned the cursed pirates and journeyed with him to the deepest part of the sea.
00:12:23A nightmare realm called the Underworld.
00:12:28It was filled with ghostly pirates, haunted hurricanes, terrifying monsters!
00:12:37Roar!
00:12:39Whoa!
00:12:39I faced them all with steel in me backbone and a cutlass in me claw.
00:12:45Hurry up!
00:12:46Whoa!
00:12:47Yeah!
00:12:48Whoa!
00:12:48Whoa!
00:12:50It was the greatest adventure of me life!
00:12:54Wow!
00:12:56You're almost like a real swashbuckler!
00:12:59Almost?
00:13:00I am a real swashbuckler!
00:13:03How do you think I earned this baby?
00:13:05What is that?
00:13:07It's a swashbuckler certificate.
00:13:09It means I proved my bravery, courageousness, daring, panache, guts, grit, moxie, and intestinal fortitude.
00:13:20Well, that's it.
00:13:21I'd be a big guy if I could earn my swashbuckler certificate.
00:13:25And you could teach me.
00:13:27Teach you?
00:13:28To be a swashbuckler?
00:13:30I don't mean to laugh in your face, but...
00:13:35You're too scared to even ride a roller coaster.
00:13:38I can do it.
00:13:39I want to be a brave swashbuckler, like you.
00:13:43I'm ready!
00:13:44SpongeBob, you're just a bubble-blowing baby boy who's not ready.
00:13:50But, but, but...
00:13:50But surfer toilets!
00:13:52Speaking of which, the heads need swabbing.
00:13:54So get, and no more talk about being a swashbuckler.
00:13:58Aw.
00:14:00You're not ready!
00:14:13Bravery? Courage?
00:14:15I gotta learn this stuff if I'm gonna prove myself to Mr. Krabs.
00:14:18You got this, SpongeBob.
00:14:21Uh-oh.
00:14:22Now what else did he say I needed?
00:14:24Daring.
00:14:25Oh, right. Daring.
00:14:26Guts.
00:14:27Definitely need those.
00:14:28Panache, moxie, intestinal fortitude.
00:14:30Okay, okay, slow down.
00:14:32You spelled fortitude wrong.
00:14:34It's F-O-R-T-I-T-U-D-E.
00:14:37Mr. Cramp Certificate!
00:14:39Why do you have this?
00:14:40I always read in the bathroom.
00:14:43I know I can do this.
00:14:45I just need a chance to prove it.
00:14:47Prove it.
00:14:59Well, that's weird.
00:15:04Oh, shrimp!
00:15:05That's our dick again!
00:15:07Mr. Krabs won't like that.
00:15:09We gotta get it, right?
00:15:11I'm not going in there.
00:15:13Yeah, you'd have to be pretty brave to go in there, eh?
00:15:16Wait a minute!
00:15:17Patrick, this is it!
00:15:19It is?
00:15:20Destiny is squeezing my buns!
00:15:23Do you feel it?
00:15:25Yeah!
00:15:26This vent is just what I need
00:15:28to start earning my swashbuckler certificate.
00:15:31You mean the one we lost?
00:15:33Yes, that one, but also the one I'm gonna earn.
00:15:35We lost two of them down there?
00:15:38The hero's journey starts with one squish.
00:15:45Right behind you.
00:15:50Okay, jump!
00:15:53Ooh, side adventure.
00:16:00Left or right?
00:16:03Ah!
00:16:04Left!
00:16:05Definitely left!
00:16:08Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:10Ah!
00:16:10Ah!
00:16:11Ah!
00:16:11Ah!
00:16:15Ah!
00:16:16Ah!
00:16:17The basement.
00:16:17This must go deeper than the basement.
00:16:23What?
00:16:25Where am I?
00:16:28Ah!
00:16:31Ah!
00:16:33Ah!
00:16:34Whoa!
00:16:36Whoa!
00:16:37What?
00:16:39This must be Mr. Krabs' swashbuckler sanctum.
00:16:44Oh, look at that!
00:16:46and that and that and that and that and that and that and that and that and that and that
00:16:51and that.
00:16:54Hi.
00:17:00Ahoy!
00:17:08So, who's a bubble-blowing baby boy now, huh?
00:17:30Oh, who am I kidding?
00:17:32I'll never be a swashbuckler.
00:17:44Mysterious glow.
00:17:45Oh, I too.
00:17:50Whoa!
00:17:52This must be the hornpipe Mr. Krabs took from the Flying Dutchman.
00:17:57If a swashbuckler ye want to be, blow this horn and ye shall see.
00:18:05Patrick, I'm feeling destiny again.
00:18:10Still nothing, but don't let me slow you down.
00:18:33Huh?
00:18:34That sounds like...
00:18:35Oh no!
00:18:36No!
00:18:40Fight fun!
00:18:41Get out of there!
00:18:44Have fun.
00:19:09Renco!
00:19:23Oh, you dropped your lucky brick.
00:19:26I don't have a lucky brick.
00:19:32On your feet, you sea-drinking Pallywog,
00:19:35you're in the company of the Flying Dutchman.
00:19:49Who blew my hornpipe?
00:19:55I did.
00:19:58Butchmob! I'm coming!
00:20:04Weird place for a painting.
00:20:06Move it, Squidward!
00:20:09Let me take a look at you.
00:20:12Spitshine shoes, long socks, short pants, empty middle-distance stare.
00:20:20Tell me, laddie, can you blow a bubble?
00:20:26Why?
00:20:28You're the very suave I've been looking for!
00:20:31Ha-ha!
00:20:33Really?
00:20:34You look like a kind of shrapin' young bubble-blowin' fella who wants, nay, needs a chance to prove his
00:20:42mettle!
00:20:43Oh! He was just saying that in the bathroom!
00:20:46Quiet! You don't matter.
00:20:48Very good.
00:20:49That's why I blew the horn, Mr. Dutchman, sir.
00:20:51I need to prove I'm a big guy by earning my swashbuckler certificate.
00:20:55Well, I'm here to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth in the underworld.
00:21:04Just like Mr. Krabs.
00:21:07Oh, but he doesn't think I'm ready for that kind of thing.
00:21:10Well, maybe he's right. You might not be ready for...
00:21:15Swashbuckling!
00:21:17Swashbuckling?
00:21:21Swashbuckling!
00:21:33Swashbuckling!
00:21:34Swashbuckling!
00:21:45Swashbuckling!
00:22:10Swashbuckling!
00:22:17slogan!
00:22:18Uh-oh!
00:22:29Stupid passcode!
00:22:314, 15, 8...
00:22:34Swashbuckling!
00:22:34Oh!
00:22:35Permasion to come aboard, sir!
00:22:37Granted, shipmate.
00:22:39Me too.
00:22:40Only if you put on some pants.
00:22:43Oh, I guess.
00:22:46You pupa skin.
00:22:50We welcome aboard.
00:22:56Bless these long eyes.
00:22:58Come on, right this way to your quarters.
00:23:02I'm gonna be a swashbuckler.
00:23:04What do you think, Captain?
00:23:07Pure heart.
00:23:09Innocent mind.
00:23:11Desperate to be a big guy.
00:23:13He's perfect.
00:23:17Ahoy, Krabs!
00:23:20Long time no see.
00:23:22Please!
00:23:23Go take Spongebob!
00:23:26You'll never see him again.
00:23:29He's the key to unlocking my curse!
00:23:32Ahoy, Krabs!
00:23:36Ahoy, Krabs!
00:23:45Sit up your trousers, me hearties.
00:23:48A trip to the underworld is not for the faint of heart.
00:24:07Oh, Squidward, what are we gonna do?
00:24:11Sorry, I don't speak do.
00:24:13I'll be blustering and bragging, filling that boy's head with adventure.
00:24:17I drove him right into the tender mercies of that monster.
00:24:21The flying Dutchman.
00:24:23Look, Eugene, you can't blame yourself.
00:24:26Mr. Krabs.
00:24:27Say what?
00:24:28Call me Mr. Krabs.
00:24:30Okay.
00:24:31Look, Mr. Krabs.
00:24:34There you go.
00:24:35You know what?
00:24:35It is your fault.
00:24:37You're right, Squidward.
00:24:38Which is why we gotta go save him!
00:24:41Oh, dear.
00:24:41You don't think I'm actually participating in this fool's errand, do you?
00:24:46I know you are.
00:24:47Because if you don't, I'll devote you to fry cook.
00:24:51Permanently.
00:24:52But the grease inflames my acne.
00:24:56Ah!
00:24:57Ah!
00:24:58Ah!
00:24:59Ah!
00:25:00Ah!
00:25:00Ah!
00:25:02Ah!
00:25:02Ah!
00:25:02Ah!
00:25:02Ah!
00:25:03Ah!
00:25:03Ah!
00:25:04Ah!
00:25:04Ah!
00:25:05Ah!
00:25:05Ah!
00:25:06Ah!
00:25:10Ah!
00:25:11So, just the two of us against the Dutchman, huh?
00:25:14There's three in this crew, Mr. Squidward.
00:25:18Ow!
00:25:19Why was I worried?
00:25:20Nice to see me old gear still fits, eh?
00:25:23He-he-he!
00:25:26Oh!
00:25:28What the...
00:25:29Huh?
00:25:31Hmm.
00:25:32Not bad.
00:25:35And to get us there in stock,
00:25:36I'll say hello to our noble vessel, the Petty Blaster!
00:25:42Hey!
00:25:43We might actually be safe on this adventure, driving a Winnebago.
00:25:50We can't lose in a Winnebago, Mr. Squidward.
00:25:54No!
00:25:55Eag-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-e-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei
00:25:56-ei-ei-ei-ei!
00:25:56Hilarious.
00:25:57So,
00:25:58Do you even know how to
00:26:00Find SpongeBob?
00:26:01Aye, Squidward.
00:26:02But it won't be easy...
00:26:03...
00:26:04...
00:26:04...
00:26:04The Dutchman's taken SpongeBob to the deepest, most dangerous part of the sea...
00:26:07a realm of dark magic called the underworld underwear underwear well how do we get there
00:26:19first we've got to find the magical portal then navigate the slime river through unimaginable
00:26:26terrors and if we survive this is where we find spongebob challenge cove that's where the dutchman
00:26:36can use spongebob to break his curse and if we don't get down there in time to stop him
00:26:41our favorite fry cook is doomed now settle up we got no time to waste
00:26:59full disclosure that's farther than i thought we'd get
00:27:21welcome to the underworld
00:27:37maybe i'm not ready for this place ah yes the underworld can be terrifying to most
00:27:44but not to a brave big guy like yourself you think i'm brave ah you laugh at danger
00:27:58i mean you can do better than that i can't hear you
00:28:11don't worry patrick we laugh at danger
00:28:24i'm coming
00:28:26i'm coming
00:28:28i'm coming
00:28:40ah
00:28:42ah
00:28:44ah
00:28:48ah
00:28:49Ha ha ha ha
00:28:53Huh?
00:28:55Ha ha ha
00:28:57Ha ha ha
00:29:07Oh, you were right Dutchman
00:29:09I'm not afraid of the underworld
00:29:12Glad to hear it, lad
00:29:14I'm not afraid either
00:29:16Who cares?
00:29:17SpongeBob
00:29:18I want you to think of me as your swashbuckling guru and your friend.
00:29:26Look! More danger!
00:29:39Captain, this lover is a complete monocle brain.
00:29:43Are you sure he's the one?
00:29:45True, he don't have physical prowess or pirating ability, but the boy's got the very thing we need.
00:29:55Staggering stupidity.
00:29:57He won't figure out the truth until it's way too late when we finally break my curse.
00:30:05Break your curse.
00:30:08My curse.
00:30:10Your curse.
00:30:16What are we laughing about?
00:30:19No, nothing, lad.
00:30:27According to the map, the gates to the underworld lie in the most horrible place imaginable.
00:30:39Bikini bottom high.
00:30:41Aye, dangerous waters.
00:30:44Oh, nice ride.
00:30:47Losers.
00:30:48See what I mean?
00:31:12Is that Squidward Tentacles?
00:31:15Coach Tuna!
00:31:18You still owe me laps.
00:31:20I'm coming in here!
00:31:45We're close.
00:31:48I can smell it.
00:31:50Me too.
00:31:56Are you, Davy?
00:31:58No, man, I'm Phil.
00:32:00Davy's over there.
00:32:02There she blows.
00:32:05Davy Jones' locker.
00:32:07The entrance to the underworld.
00:32:16We'll be over here.
00:32:27We'll be over here.
00:32:28If you're gonna be a swashbuckler, you're gonna dress the fart.
00:32:34Now, step out, lad. Let's get a look at ya.
00:32:40Are you sure this is a swashbuckler outfit?
00:32:44Absolutely. Standard issue.
00:32:46Really? Whoa!
00:32:48That safety suit should keep him alive long enough to break my curse.
00:32:54Your curse!
00:32:56Come on, Barb. Read the room.
00:32:59Hold it!
00:33:00What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:33:03This is all wrong. Let's find something else.
00:33:07Wait! Mind your business.
00:33:13Fashion show. This feels much better.
00:33:16I don't think that's quite right, lad.
00:33:19I agree, Dutchie. It's missing one thing.
00:33:30Pink guy's driving me nuts.
00:33:33He's distracting the fool. Their friendship is a problem.
00:33:37That's why we work so well together, Barb. We've never been friends.
00:33:42Exactly! I... Wait, what?
00:33:45We'll have to take care of that one.
00:33:57We've arrived at Challenge Cove.
00:34:01The place where you'll finally become a swashbuckler.
00:34:22Are you sure about this?
00:34:26Don't worry, Mr. Squidward. I've got everything under control.
00:34:32These creatures look friendly enough, huh?
00:34:40That was the scariest thing I ever saw!
00:34:44Till I saw that.
00:35:05Here's an idea.
00:35:07We go home, and you hire a new freight car!
00:35:11Hmm. What do you think, Gary?
00:35:18Spongebob's first Krusty Krab ID card.
00:35:22Look at him. So... yellow!
00:35:26That answers that.
00:35:28Ah!
00:35:32Is that where we have to go?
00:35:35Aye. To succeed, you must reach that X.
00:35:38And then I'll get my certificate.
00:35:41Right after you make it up to the next, X.
00:35:44And then up to that one, and up to the next one, and then up again, and up there.
00:35:49How high do I have to go?
00:35:51To the top, lad!
00:35:52If you make it there and blow that hornpipe, boy, you'll become a swashbuckler!
00:35:58Mr. Krabs will be so proud!
00:36:00If I can do it...
00:36:02Oh, it'll be easy!
00:36:04We'll get through these challenges together.
00:36:08Starting with the new, uh...
00:36:11intestinal fortitude!
00:36:12To begin, we'll walk that path until we...
00:36:17Not so fast!
00:36:21You said we have to walk this path!
00:36:25But this is clearly a road!
00:36:31You're right, Patrick!
00:36:33It is a road!
00:36:34I know!
00:36:35Tartar sauce!
00:36:36Now what are we gonna do?
00:36:37I know!
00:36:38What difference does it make?
00:36:40You say road, I say path.
00:36:42I say potato, you say potato!
00:36:45No, I don't.
00:36:45I say string cheese.
00:36:47Oh, string cheese.
00:36:50String cheese.
00:36:52String cheese.
00:36:53The road of string cheese.
00:36:55String cheese road!
00:36:57String cheese expressway!
00:37:00String cheese castle!
00:37:02I can't shake it!
00:37:04Bob, no!
00:37:04Killing him might tip him off!
00:37:06What do you say we go beat these challenges?
00:37:09Road or no road?
00:37:10Ah!
00:37:12Wait!
00:37:14Watch out for the skeleton guardians!
00:37:17What?
00:37:18Watch out for me!
00:37:21Watch out for the wa-oof?
00:37:24Not sure what that means.
00:37:25Plus, it's hard to hear with all the...
00:37:29...sounds.
00:37:30Well, whatever it is, I'm sure it's not that important.
00:37:35Patrick?
00:37:36I think these are the guys who are gonna...
00:37:39...fortify our intestines!
00:37:41Yay!
00:37:44Bob!
00:37:45We gotta reach that nitwisp before he gets killed!
00:37:48Definitely trying, sir!
00:37:50What do you think?
00:37:52Path or road?
00:37:57Can someone hand me my eyebrows?
00:38:00Short play, huh?
00:38:02I think my skills will satisfy.
00:38:06Dodge!
00:38:07Parry!
00:38:07Trust!
00:38:08FliƩ!
00:38:12God drag!
00:38:21What if Mr. Krabs was right?
00:38:23And I am just a bubble-blowing baby boy.
00:38:26That wouldn't be good.
00:38:27Stop, Patrick!
00:38:28What are we gonna do?
00:38:30Oh!
00:38:31Oh!
00:38:36You're asking the wrong question, lad!
00:38:40Mr. Krabs?
00:38:42If you want to get out of this, Pickle,
00:38:45you're gonna have to start acting like a rough-and-tumble swashbuckler!
00:38:50Well, how do I do that?
00:38:51You start by asking the right question.
00:38:55It's not,
00:38:55What are we gonna do?
00:38:58It's,
00:38:58What would I do?
00:39:01What would I do?
00:39:03Huh?
00:39:03No!
00:39:04No, no!
00:39:05Me!
00:39:05What would me do?
00:39:07Not you!
00:39:08Me!
00:39:09Mr. Krabs!
00:39:10What would I do?
00:39:12Oh!
00:39:13That makes way more sense.
00:39:21So,
00:39:22How does it,
00:39:23Does this end or?
00:39:24Wake up!
00:39:26Ah!
00:39:26Patrick!
00:39:27Maybe if we act like Mr. Krabs,
00:39:29We can make our way through this!
00:39:31What a knife into that!
00:39:32Because you're not a swashbuckler certificate recipient in must-making!
00:39:37Bob!
00:39:38Do you spy on the phone?
00:39:40Sorry, sir!
00:39:41I don't...
00:39:42Wait!
00:39:43Hey!
00:39:43Look at me!
00:39:54I'm a rough and tumble swashbuckler!
00:39:58Rough and tumble as the day is long!
00:40:01They don't come as rough and tumble as me!
00:40:04Rough and tumble!
00:40:05Tumble and...
00:40:14Look at me!
00:40:17Riffle and tumble!
00:40:24Spongebob?
00:40:25These look like...
00:40:27Our intestines!
00:40:30And they're...
00:40:31Fortified!
00:40:31This means I passed the first challenge!
00:40:36Look at my wiggle!
00:40:38Look at them!
00:40:39Wiggle wobble!
00:40:41Peek-a-boo!
00:40:43Hair-do-do!
00:40:45Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
00:40:47What are those idiots doing?
00:40:54What is happening?
00:40:57Whoa!
00:41:11I don't know how he did it, Barb.
00:41:14That fool must really be the one.
00:41:17I think you're right, sir.
00:41:18Luke!
00:41:24Yes?
00:41:27Yes!
00:41:31Yes!
00:41:39Huh?
00:41:41SpongeBob?
00:41:42Uh-oh!
00:41:43You know what that means, Mr. Krabs.
00:41:45I'm in deep shrimp.
00:41:48SpongeBob!
00:41:51Hold on, lad!
00:41:57Woo-hoo!
00:41:59On to challenge number two!
00:42:05Shiloh?
00:42:08Bad news, sir.
00:42:09Krabs is following us.
00:42:11What?
00:42:12No, no, no!
00:42:13If he catches up, he'll tell SpongeBob the truth and ruin everything.
00:42:17Oh, Bob, it's been so long and I'm so close!
00:42:23I wouldn't worry about Krabs, sir.
00:42:26He ain't gonna last long in the underworld.
00:42:38Huh?
00:42:39Where's that music coming from?
00:42:42Hmm, not bad.
00:42:45Ha!
00:42:58Huh?
00:43:06Greetings, travelers. Come play with us.
00:43:11Come play?
00:43:13Cover your ears, Squidward. Those are sirens. Tempted us into a smooth jazz trap.
00:43:20Later, losers.
00:43:25Squidward, we've got to save SpongeBob.
00:43:30There's no time for a solo.
00:43:33There's always time for a solo.
00:43:51Well, music lovers, what do you think?
00:43:57Oh, now I've got to save that good-for-nothing, easy-listening layabout.
00:44:08There's got to be something in here that'll help, Squidward.
00:44:15Better hurry up, or instead of being a big guy, I'll be a dead guy.
00:44:23Whoa!
00:44:24Bandages, no. Antiseptic, no.
00:44:27Where'd I go? No. Rip me, Snow.
00:44:31Help!
00:44:33No, don't you go!
00:44:35Whoa!
00:44:36Whoa!
00:44:37Whoa!
00:44:38Whoa!
00:44:39Whoa!
00:44:40Whoa!
00:44:42Whoa!
00:44:44Whoa!
00:44:44Whoa!
00:44:45Whoa!
00:44:47Whoa!
00:44:48Whoa!
00:44:49Whoa!
00:44:52No more wasted time, Squidward!
00:44:54We might already be too late!
00:45:04You know, I think we cracked the code to these challenges.
00:45:08All I've got to do is keep acting like Mr. Krabs, and I'll be swashbuckling in no time.
00:45:13To Mr. Krabs!
00:45:15Big eyes!
00:45:22Oh, what are they doing now?
00:45:24Are they?
00:45:25You can celebrate later, lad!
00:45:27Let's head to the next challenge!
00:45:32SpongeBob!
00:45:33SpongeBob!
00:45:36His pink friend is slowing us down!
00:45:40Oh, just give me five minutes with him, sir.
00:45:42I'll explain how we do things around here!
00:45:48Okay, chill out, Bob.
00:45:50Okay, chill out, Bob.
00:45:51I have a better idea.
00:45:56SpongeBob, swashbucklers don't spend their time seahorsin' around.
00:46:00Really?
00:46:01What's the swashbuckling stance on giggling?
00:46:05Not good!
00:46:07What about butt-wiggling?
00:46:11Maybe you don't want this bad enough, SpongeBob.
00:46:15That's not true.
00:46:17I want to be a big guy more than anything.
00:46:19Well, if you want to be someone big, you're gonna have to leave some of your swarm ways behind.
00:46:27Oh.
00:46:28Ha ha ha!
00:46:29Ha ha ha ha!
00:46:30Ha ha ha!
00:46:31Oh!
00:46:35Oh!
00:46:36Oh!
00:46:38Oh!
00:46:38Oh.
00:46:39Okay.
00:46:40No more seahorsin' around.
00:46:42Smart lad!
00:46:43Ha ha!
00:46:44Now, let's get you to challenge number two!
00:46:48Ha ha!
00:46:49Ha ha!
00:46:50Oh!
00:46:50Thanks!
00:46:51Ow!
00:46:52Welcome to the Enderworld!
00:46:55For what premise is to be an exciting contest, we're just moments away from challenge number two.
00:47:03Tell me, Barb, will it be even more difficult than the last challenge?
00:47:09Uh, yes. There's no telling what's lurking along that path to the platform.
00:47:16It could be a charging ball climb or a terrifying jelly hook.
00:47:21Oh, it's not my third grade math teacher. She scares the heck out of me. Know what I'm saying?
00:47:27You're on my foot.
00:47:28Let's meet our challenger.
00:47:31Standing at a full 36 clams high, inhaling all the way from Bikini Bottom, my best friend, Spongebird Squishorts.
00:47:42This bubble blower has got a lot to prove. If he ever wants to show the world, he's a swashbuckler.
00:47:50Challenge number two won't be easy, but I believe in you, big guy.
00:47:57Ah.
00:47:58Now, go get him.
00:47:59Big guy. Big guy. Big guy. Big guy. Big guy. Big guy. Big guy. Big guy. Big guy.
00:48:06Yikes.
00:48:22Okay, Squarepants. You can do this.
00:48:25What would I do?
00:48:27Oh, hmm.
00:48:30Huh?
00:48:33Whoa!
00:48:36Whee!
00:48:39Woo-hoo!
00:48:41Yeah, baby!
00:48:46Woo-hoo!
00:48:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:48:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:49:00Ooh, you're lucky brick.
00:49:03Ah!
00:49:04Uh!
00:49:10Ah!
00:49:11Ah!
00:49:14Oh!
00:49:20Oh!
00:49:24Whee!
00:49:27Uh, huh?
00:49:29Uh.
00:49:29Ah!
00:49:31Uhohoho.
00:49:32Ha ha ha!
00:49:39I'm dying!
00:49:43Uh!
00:49:44Ahh!
00:49:46Ha ha ha!
00:49:49Ah!
00:49:50Ah!
00:49:51Uh!
00:49:53Uh!
00:49:54Uh!
00:49:56Uh!
00:49:57Uh!
00:50:22We interrupt this movie for an important message from Paramount Studios.
00:50:26This picture's gone completely off the rails.
00:50:30The only thing that can save it is some serious star power.
00:50:34Get Sandy Cheeks in this movie pronto.
00:50:38Howdy-do, SpongeBob.
00:50:42That's not what I meant.
00:50:45Who is it?
00:50:47Hey, what?
00:50:48Get out of here.
00:50:49Get out.
00:50:56Get out.
00:51:26Wahoo!
00:51:28Boy, if only Mr. Krabs could see me now.
00:51:31He'd finally see what I've been seeing all along.
00:51:35A swatch buckler in the making.
00:51:37Really?
00:51:39Really.
00:51:40But remember, if you want to become a true big guy, you have to stay focused.
00:51:46Got it.
00:51:47Focused.
00:51:47Bubble break!
00:51:50You had me at bubble.
00:51:55Let's do a triple dog backslash wand grabber.
00:51:59With the banana slap twist blister.
00:52:07Huh?
00:52:09Huh?
00:52:09Yeah.
00:52:10Um, sounds fun, Patrick, but maybe we shouldn't do this anymore.
00:52:16What?
00:52:16Well, it's just, you know, I have this other thing I'm doing.
00:52:21Well, you mean, you don't want to blow bubbles with me?
00:52:32I really want to, but...
00:52:34That's okay.
00:52:35It's just that I should...
00:52:37No, it's fine.
00:52:39Pat.
00:52:39I'm not crying.
00:52:41It's just raining on my face.
00:52:45Ah, don't worry about your friend.
00:52:47You can make it up to him once you're a swatch buckler.
00:52:50Well, I...
00:52:52I guess.
00:52:53Good lad.
00:52:54Just keep your eyes on the prize.
00:52:58Come on.
00:53:00Almost there.
00:53:02You're pushing this tub way too hard.
00:53:05We can't stop until we reach SpongeBob.
00:53:07Can't stop.
00:53:08Won't stop.
00:53:09No stop.
00:53:17We stopped.
00:53:19Oh, I'm so sorry, me boy.
00:53:23Why didn't I just show you how to be a swatch buckler when you asked?
00:53:28You never told me how much you cared.
00:53:31I couldn't.
00:53:32Emotions that are emotional are hard for me.
00:53:36Well, it doesn't matter now.
00:53:38What?
00:53:39You're stuck, so I'm doomed.
00:53:43Goodbye.
00:53:45Quick!
00:53:46We gotta fix this camper!
00:53:47We gotta fix it!
00:53:49Oh, sure.
00:53:50Let's go pop into an auto parts store and get what we need.
00:53:54Huh?
00:53:57Good eye, Gary.
00:53:59Does this seem a little convenient?
00:54:01Nonsense.
00:54:02These big box stores are everywhere.
00:54:09Spare tire, exhaust pipe, tire urn, and oil.
00:54:14Oil, oil, oil.
00:54:15Where's the oil?
00:54:16Just ask somebody.
00:54:19Hello?
00:54:20We need some oil over here.
00:54:22Hello?
00:54:25Hello?
00:54:26There is everybody.
00:54:30Hello?
00:54:31That might be our cue to go.
00:54:35There's someone's shoe.
00:54:37And there's the other one.
00:54:49What kind of big box store is this?
00:54:55Run!
00:55:03I see the exit!
00:55:31What's the plan, Mr. Krabs?
00:55:35It looks hungry.
00:55:37And it's getting closer.
00:55:40Say the word.
00:55:41Any time now.
00:55:44Sooner than better.
00:55:49Really?
00:56:05Hey, I found the oil.
00:56:12Bye-bye, Krabby.
00:56:24What do you do when your best friend
00:56:28doesn't want to blow bubbles anymore?
00:56:32Well, I, uh...
00:56:35Thanks. Makes a lot of sense.
00:56:46This is it, lad. The last challenge.
00:56:50Finish this, and you'll become a swashbuckler!
00:56:56Let's do it.
00:57:11Ready, Dutch?
00:57:13Bang it!
00:57:32Daring, bravery, courageousness, panache, guts, grit, moxie...
00:57:35And intestinal fortitude!
00:57:37You did them all!
00:57:39I knew you were special, man!
00:57:41Oh, no!
00:57:44No!
00:58:01Look at that!
00:58:02Oh, inside those doors, you'll stand at the altar, blow the hornpipe, and a swashbuckler you'll become.
00:58:11And once I get my certificate, Mr. Krabs will finally see that I'm a big guy.
00:58:18Then, I can do what every little guy dreams of doing when he grows up.
00:58:23Ride that big guy roller coaster.
00:58:26Yes, yes, roller co...
00:58:27Wait, you mean your dream is to ride a roller coaster?
00:58:31Well, of course. We all have dreams. What's yours?
00:58:36What? Well, I dream of a wonderful world above the waves, where the sun shines in your face, and the
00:58:46wind blows through your hair.
00:58:48What's this magical place called?
00:58:51Santa Monica!
00:58:53Oh, look at me, chattering like a cabin boy. Let's get going!
00:58:58Stop right there!
00:59:03Good thing this bird is allergic to shellfish!
00:59:08Mr. Krabs?
00:59:10Oh, Tata sauce!
00:59:15Are you okay, boyo? Did you get hurt at all? Any bumps, bruises, scratches?
00:59:19I'm so glad we found you!
00:59:22Who's we?
00:59:23Me, Squidward, and Gary.
00:59:31We're here to rescue you!
00:59:33From him!
00:59:34Whoa, whoa! Now, hold on, Krabs!
00:59:36Oh, I'm not in any danger.
00:59:38The Flying Dutchman's been helping me become a swashbuckler.
00:59:40Just like you!
00:59:41Ooh! Ooh!
00:59:42Oh-ho!
00:59:44Well, you see, I, uh...
00:59:46You wanna tell him?
00:59:47Or should I?
00:59:49Tell me what?
00:59:50Ooh!
00:59:51It's about me past, lad.
00:59:54I embellished a few of the...
00:59:56finer details.
01:00:00I did spend my youth at sea, but I wasn't the captain.
01:00:06Wait a minute. You were a fry cook?
01:00:09Aye. And like you, I dreamed of being a swashbuckler.
01:00:19But nobody believed in me.
01:00:21They said I was a...
01:00:23bubble-blowing baby boy!
01:00:25Ow!
01:00:26I was so ashamed.
01:00:29And that's when something called out to me.
01:00:34It was the Dutchman's hornpipe.
01:00:39Oh?
01:00:42A dirty deceiver promised to make me a swashbuckler
01:00:46and lured me to the underworld.
01:00:49But I froze when I saw that terrifying place.
01:00:55The underworld shivered me timbers and I ran home,
01:00:59tail between me legs.
01:01:01I had many adventures at Seaboy,
01:01:03but I never did become a swashbuckler.
01:01:07But what about the swashbuckler certificate?
01:01:11Well, about that.
01:01:18I've been battling the horrors of the underworld?
01:01:22For a kid's video!
01:01:25I thought it looked familiar.
01:01:27I'm sorry I lied, lad.
01:01:29I just couldn't bear for you to know I was a coward.
01:01:33But I'm telling you the truth now.
01:01:35The Dutchman is tricking you!
01:01:37No, he's not.
01:01:38He's just helping me become a swashbuckler.
01:01:40I thought you'd be proud of me.
01:01:43Instead, you're treating me like I'm still just a bubble blower.
01:01:46That's right.
01:01:48Krabs has never believed in you.
01:01:50Come with me and blow that hornpipe.
01:01:53Show him you're a real swashbuckler.
01:01:56The biggest of the big guys.
01:02:01I'm ready.
01:02:04No, Spongebob!
01:02:06Wait!
01:02:09Hurry, lad!
01:02:11On the pedestal!
01:02:15Spongebob!
01:02:16Don't do it!
01:02:17You'll see, Mr. Krabs.
01:02:19I'm gonna be a big guy.
01:02:21No, no, no, no!
01:02:22Come on now!
01:02:27Hurry!
01:02:29Hurry!
01:02:29Run!
01:02:49Too late, Crabby!
01:02:54They saved your lids!
01:02:57Gotcha!
01:02:59No, no!
01:03:07Ooh! Swashbuckler shine!
01:03:10It's not swashbuckler shine!
01:03:13Yeah, no. It ain't.
01:03:16Huh?
01:03:50What?
01:03:52I tricked you!
01:03:54Oh, you're such a big guy!
01:03:57Ready to be a swashbuckler!
01:04:01It's all been a big lie!
01:04:03And you fell for it!
01:04:06Huh?
01:04:07Huh?
01:04:08Uh-oh, no!
01:04:16Hang on to your square derriere!
01:04:21Guess who's cursed now!
01:04:27All hail the new Flying Bob Dutchpants!
01:04:35Huh?
01:04:36Oh, Mr. Krabs!
01:04:39You were right about him!
01:04:41Huh?
01:04:41Mr. Krabs!
01:04:43Ugh!
01:04:45Looks like you got a little Dutchman on you, too!
01:04:48Ha ha ha!
01:04:49It's a double Dutchman, sir!
01:04:52Ha ha ha!
01:04:54You tricked me!
01:04:57You wanted to be a big guy swashbuckler, didn't you?
01:05:01So what are you complaining about?
01:05:03You should be thanking me!
01:05:06No!
01:05:07Please, Mr. Dutchman, sir!
01:05:09I changed my mind!
01:05:10I don't want to be a swashbuckler anymore!
01:05:13Oh, don't fret, sailor!
01:05:16All you need to do is find someone to trick into trading places with you!
01:05:21It only took me a...
01:05:23Let's see...
01:05:26500 years!
01:05:29Ooh!
01:05:33Now I finally get to go home!
01:05:37Yep!
01:05:37We gotta run!
01:05:39Huh?
01:05:41Wait!
01:05:42Aren't you taking me?
01:05:44Why would I do that?
01:05:45I don't need you anymore!
01:05:48Ha ha ha ha!
01:05:49Ha ha ha ha!
01:05:50No!
01:05:52No!
01:06:02No!
01:06:07No!
01:06:07No!
01:06:09No!
01:06:12No!
01:06:12What have I done?
01:06:15It's not your fault, lad.
01:06:17It was my lion that led you here.
01:06:20And now we're cursed to be ghosts.
01:06:23Forever.
01:06:26Forever?
01:06:28Forever.
01:06:30Forever, forever?
01:06:33Forever, forever.
01:06:37Forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever!
01:06:44One more!
01:06:45Forever!
01:06:48Ghost Captain's Log.
01:06:50Tuesday, the 4,732nd, in the month of forever, in the year of eternity.
01:06:56Eternity.
01:07:07I had it all.
01:07:09Good job.
01:07:10Great friends.
01:07:11I should've stayed a bubble blower.
01:07:15She'll always be a bubble blower to me.
01:07:18I'm sorry, Patrick.
01:07:20I can't believe what a jerk I was.
01:07:22Can you ever forgive me?
01:07:34Oh, there's gotta be something we can do.
01:07:37I'm afraid there's nothing we can do.
01:07:39You made a deal with the Dutchman.
01:07:42It's hopeless.
01:07:43Oh, no.
01:07:45Bart?
01:07:47We're not letting that son of a perch win yet.
01:07:51I've read the Dutchman's deal.
01:07:53And I know what's in the fine print.
01:07:57Pursuant to the provisions outlined in the Official Pirate Curse Rulebook of 1586,
01:08:02it is hereby stipulated that the recipient of an officially designated curse
01:08:04is afforded the chance to rectify and nullify all baits and burdens through demolition
01:08:07if done so within the morrow, and so on, and so forth, and if it's the right word.
01:08:09Of course!
01:08:10Break the horn before sunset and you'll reverse the curse.
01:08:15How do you understand that?
01:08:17I don't know.
01:08:20Oh, but the pirate formerly known as the Flying Dutchman took it to the surface.
01:08:25The surface? I can get us there.
01:08:34Remember, you can only go to the surface this one time.
01:08:38When the sun sets, the curse is permanent.
01:08:43I told you!
01:08:44I don't know!
01:08:50Bye, everybody!
01:08:53Hopefully not forever!
01:08:56Bye, SpongeBob!
01:08:57You know, for a doofus, you've got a pretty good head on your shoulders.
01:09:01What? Where?
01:09:03Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
01:09:05Come on.
01:09:07I'll give you guys a ride home.
01:09:11Remember, Boyo!
01:09:12Break the hornpipe and reverse the curse!
01:09:16Right! Break the pipe, reverse the curse!
01:09:19Break the pipe, reverse that curse!
01:09:26Break it! Break it!
01:09:27Break it!
01:09:28Break it!
01:09:28Break it!
01:09:30Break it!
01:09:30Break it!
01:09:30Break it!
01:09:30Break it!
01:09:31Break it!
01:09:32Break it!
01:09:33We made it!
01:09:37Oh, but it's so big up here!
01:09:39The Dutchman could be anywhere!
01:09:41Well, we'd better find him quick!
01:09:43There's no telling what trouble that cutthroat pirate will cause!
01:09:50I'm here, surface world.
01:09:55And I am ready...
01:09:59To party!
01:10:02Let's go!
01:10:08Come on!
01:10:09Go, go, go!
01:10:14Go, go, go, go, go!
01:10:24You're right!
01:10:27I'm here!
01:10:39Ah!
01:10:44Santa Monica!
01:10:46Ho-hoo!
01:10:47Paradise!
01:11:02Break that pipe!
01:11:04Weverse that curse!
01:11:09Huh?
01:11:19Come on!
01:11:20Come on!
01:11:22You!
01:11:24Quick! Grab the hornpipe!
01:11:26No!
01:11:27What are you doing here?
01:11:29I served my time as Dutchman
01:11:31and I'm not going back!
01:11:33You will if we break that hornpipe!
01:11:37Well...
01:11:38Then I'll just have to take it
01:11:39to the one place you'll never go!
01:11:44Oh, no!
01:11:55Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:12:04A rollercoaster?
01:12:05Why did it have to be a rollercoaster?
01:12:08What?
01:12:08Come on, Frenchman!
01:12:09We gotta stop him!
01:12:10Hey!
01:12:11There he is!
01:12:13Dude!
01:12:14No cuts!
01:12:14Oh, right!
01:12:15Sorry!
01:12:17Hmph!
01:12:20Arrgh!
01:12:22Arrgh!
01:12:23Arrgh!
01:12:24Arrgh!
01:12:25Arrgh!
01:12:26Arrgh!
01:12:27Arrgh!
01:12:2830 minutes later...
01:12:30Arrgh!
01:12:31Woohoo!
01:12:32Next!
01:12:35See if sunset!
01:12:37Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:12:38After those pasty white legs!
01:12:44He's getting away!
01:12:46Jump!
01:12:46Yeah!
01:12:48Made it!
01:12:49Oh, no!
01:12:51I'm on...
01:12:52A rollercoaster!
01:12:57Huh?
01:12:59You gotta be kidding me!
01:13:02What?
01:13:03Hold on, SpongeBob Scanty Bears!
01:13:11I gotta get off this thing!
01:13:13No, SpongeBob!
01:13:15What you gotta do is stay on this thing
01:13:17and get that hornpipe.
01:13:20How am I gonna do that?
01:13:21You start by asking the right question.
01:13:25What would you do?
01:13:28What would you do?
01:13:30No, not me.
01:13:31Look, you, SpongeBob.
01:13:33What would you do?
01:13:35Huh? How's that gonna help?
01:13:37You said it yourself.
01:13:38I'm not a big guy.
01:13:40I'm just a bubble blower.
01:13:42Well, I was wrong about bubble blowers, okay?
01:13:45They got more panache, guts, grit, moxie, and intestinal fortitude
01:13:49than any swashbuckler I ever met.
01:13:51SpongeBob, big guys aren't rough and tumble.
01:13:55They're smart and loving and brave and grateful
01:14:02and just fun to be around.
01:14:04Are you talking about me, Mr. Krabs?
01:14:07Of course I am.
01:14:08And you're the only one who can break our curse.
01:14:11So ask yourself, what would you do?
01:14:15Well, I'd blow a bubble.
01:14:17Then get blowing, you bubble-blowing big baby guy!
01:14:21Why?
01:14:21That sun's about to set!
01:14:24He he he he he he he he.
01:14:26He he he he he.
01:14:27Nah, nah!
01:14:28Huh.
01:14:36Boondoglet!
01:14:38Don't look down, Bubble Boy!
01:14:40Wait, I'm coming for ya!
01:14:45Persistent little barnacle.
01:14:49Give me that.
01:14:53Wiener, ten o'clock!
01:14:55Huh?
01:15:01I gotcha, lads!
01:15:03Nice catch, Mr. K!
01:15:05Now let's go get that hornpipe!
01:15:10Miss me?
01:15:12I came here to do two things.
01:15:15Kick butt and blow bubbles.
01:15:18Looks like I'm all out of butt.
01:15:32Hey, what are you doing?
01:15:36Cut it out!
01:15:38Get back!
01:15:50Seriously?
01:15:52Blowing a bubble was your big plan, baby boy?
01:15:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:15:57Hm?
01:15:59Ah!
01:16:04Whoa!
01:16:06Whoa!
01:16:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:16:10Huh?
01:16:11Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:16:13Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:16:15Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:16:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:16:16Ugh!
01:16:17Oh, the poor boy!
01:16:18He's lost his mind!
01:16:20I'm fine, Mr. Krabs, it just tickled my belly.
01:16:23Ain't you scared?
01:16:24No, it's really fun.
01:16:39It doesn't even matter.
01:16:42Once the sun sets, I win!
01:16:46Mr. Krabs, look!
01:16:49It's your bubble.
01:16:53Hmm. Hey, Dutchman, what happens again when the sun sets?
01:16:58I win.
01:17:00I win.
01:17:02I win!
01:17:09My hornpipe!
01:17:19Sorry.
01:17:23I win!
01:17:24I win!
01:17:25I win!
01:17:27I win!
01:17:28I win!
01:17:28I win!
01:17:30I win!
01:17:30I win!
01:17:31Woohoo!
01:17:32Huh?
01:17:34No!
01:17:35I win!
01:17:36I win!
01:17:40I win!
01:17:41I win!
01:17:42Oh, fish sticks!
01:17:44I win!
01:17:47Avast Barb!
01:17:49No hard feelings about leaving you behind.
01:17:53What say we pick up where we left off?
01:17:56Well, not exactly where we left off.
01:18:06Outdone by a bubble blower!
01:18:11I win!
01:18:12I win!
01:18:18I win!
01:18:19I win!
01:18:19Oh!
01:18:22For proving his silliness, good nature, deity, merriment, sense of humor, high spirits, and bubble-blowing ability,
01:18:32It is my great honor to present SpongeBob SquarePants
01:18:37with the official Big Guy Certificate.
01:18:41Uh, is this where I order?
01:18:45Wow.
01:18:46It's...
01:18:47Isn't it beautiful?
01:18:49And to honor our beloved fry cook,
01:18:52all Krabby Patties are full price!
01:18:57Hey, wait a second.
01:19:00Thank you, Mr. Krabs.
01:19:02But I have to say,
01:19:03I couldn't have done it without my best bubble-blowing buddy
01:19:07in the whole wide world.
01:19:09Congratulations.
01:19:10Patrick.
01:19:11Your name is Patrick, too?
01:19:13I think he means you.
01:19:15This award is half yours.
01:19:18Yay!
01:19:21Here's your half.
01:19:22I win!
01:19:27I'd also like to thank someone very special to me.
01:19:31My boss,
01:19:32my mentor,
01:19:33and most of all,
01:19:35my friend,
01:19:36Mr. Krabs.
01:19:37Oh, SpongeBob.
01:19:39This calls for...
01:19:41an extra special bubble blow!
01:19:44Woo-hoo!
01:19:46Woo-hoo!
01:19:49Woo-hoo!
01:19:56Huh?
01:19:59Bikini Bottom Bubble Hug!
01:20:01Is this really necessary?
01:20:05Ow!
01:20:05You're right, Gary.
01:20:07It does feel like something's missing.
01:20:14Oh, yeah!
01:20:17I can't believe they forgot me!
01:20:20I'll be sticking for the-
01:20:25It's the big stuff!
01:20:28Who do you think you are?
01:20:30It's the big stuff!
01:20:37Stop playing with him, Ryan.
01:20:40Big guy, big guy, big, big guy, big guy.
01:20:45Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:20:47Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:20:49Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:20:53Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:20:55Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:20:57Off the wake up, I'm feeling my best.
01:21:00I bend over, I do my little stretch.
01:21:02Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch.
01:21:04Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my chest.
01:21:05I blow bubbles so big like Mrs. Pup.
01:21:08I be locked in like no, this isn't luck.
01:21:10Eating fancy like no, this isn't chump.
01:21:12With my bestie like everything's fun.
01:21:14Big guy, big guy, big, big guy, big guy.
01:21:18Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:20Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:22Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:21:27Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:29Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:29Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:31Big things about a half in a day.
01:21:33I woke up feeling a brand new way.
01:21:35Missing the world in a brand new way.
01:21:37Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:39Tight tits, square hips.
01:21:41Doing a dance in my big guy pants.
01:21:43But that is the top of the list I am.
01:21:45And on my plus, they came fresh out of clam.
01:21:47Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:21:52Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:54Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:56Big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:21:59Big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:22:02Spongebob.
01:22:03Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:22:19Spongebob, big guy, pink guy, big guy.
01:22:28But that's a fantastic merchandiser with that!
01:22:31Big Eye, Big Eye, Big Eye, Spongebob Big Eye Pants, OK.
01:22:36Spongebob Big Eye Pants, OK.
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