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00:08You're probably wondering how I ended up here. Let's rewind.
00:25It's not too late to change your mind.
00:27You are going to do fine, baby sis.
00:30You don't want to come in and say hi to everyone?
00:32I am dropping you off early to avoid seeing everyone.
00:35It's too sad.
00:38I love you so much, kid.
00:42You're going to be great.
00:57Oh!
00:59Occupied!
01:05Oh, my God.
01:06I am so sorry.
01:23Rhett?
01:24What are you doing here?
01:26You know this is the girl's showers, right?
01:29The water's warmer over here.
01:31Unbelievable.
01:37What do you say? We keep this between us.
01:41Yeah.
01:42Like, I want to tell everyone I saw your entire personality just hanging out over there.
01:53You like what you see?
02:00All right. I'm going to go.
02:02It's good to see you, Noah.
02:08What'd I miss?
02:10Jude!
02:12Jude!
02:13I have missed you so much!
02:17So, survive this year.
02:19You're finally going to hook up with...
02:21I have no idea what you're talking about.
02:23I have no idea what you're talking about.
02:24Come on.
02:26All right.
02:27Leadership legends, good morning and welcome to the final session of Camp Evergreen.
02:34Believe me, no one is sadder than I am.
02:37But that's why this summer is all about giving campers the best memories of their lives.
02:42One last hoorah, right?
02:45This is why I need you all at your best.
02:47Has anyone seen Micah?
02:51Micah.
02:58Micah.
03:05Oh, there you are.
03:06Everyone, Micah is joining us from...
03:11Where was it again?
03:13Montgomery.
03:14Art Magnet.
03:17Teach guitar.
03:18Of course.
03:19Of course.
03:20Noah, since you're replacing Sierra this summer, you're going to be working with Micah on this year's talent show.
03:27You're making a face.
03:29What face?
03:30I'm not making a face.
03:32The Who's the Newhouse guy face.
03:34Oh, shit.
03:35Good.
03:46Hi.
03:47I'm Noah.
03:49Yep, I caught that.
03:53Oh.
03:54So you're one of those.
04:03One of those?
04:05The I'm-just-here-for-the-vibes, guys.
04:10Mysterious.
04:11Brooding.
04:12Probably journals about how misunderstood he is.
04:15Well, actively avoiding everyone.
04:17Right?
04:18You always psychoanalyze strangers in the dining hall?
04:21Or am I just lucky?
04:23Only the ones with main character syndrome.
04:25Hmm.
04:26You've got me all wrong, sweetheart.
04:28Because I don't brood.
04:29Because I don't brood.
04:31Mm-hmm.
04:33Well, I'll let you get back to your tortured poetry.
04:37Careful.
04:38You might end up being the next subject of this tortured poetry.
04:43Don't threaten me with a good time.
04:46All right, legends.
04:48Finish up your food and report to your stations.
04:53Hey.
04:55Shed's not going to organize itself.
04:58Let's go.
05:08So, you're a legacy counselor now.
05:11Guess that officially makes you a camp elder.
05:14You're going to start telling that scary story about the haunted canoe?
05:18Oh, that was your story, and it sucked.
05:22I just rewrote it so that it actually had stakes.
05:26Yeah.
05:26Well, I've always been weirdly obsessed with taking my ideas and making them better.
05:31Obsessed?
05:33Yeah, coming from the guy who snuck into the girl's shower because we had warmer water.
05:38Listen, you could come by the boy's shower anytime and feel the water yourself.
05:44I wouldn't mind the company.
06:05Noah, my eyes are up here.
06:07Actually, I was just going to warn you about the spider on your shoulder.
06:11Yeah, yeah, sure you were.
06:13Oh, shit!
06:13Oh, my God, don't throw it over here!
06:17What?
06:18Don't move.
06:20No.
06:21Is it on me?
06:22Shh!
06:24It's not a spider, but a leaf.
06:33Shh!
06:35Where have you two been?
06:37What's going on?
06:39No!
06:42No!
06:43No!
06:43No!
06:43You will not leave me alone with those little gremlins!
06:46You think I want to be stuck with them?
06:48What's wrong with Pine Ridge?
06:50The Rutledge siblings.
06:52Absolutely untameable.
06:54One year, they made three counselors cry, and one had to go for the summer.
07:02I believe there's only one way to settle this.
07:06Face off!
07:07Face off!
07:08Face off!
07:10You're going to love this.
07:22The game of choice is two lies, one truth.
07:27One counselor will leave with bragging rights.
07:29It's the other emotional damage.
07:34Ladies first.
07:36Fine.
07:37I was homecoming queen.
07:40I still sleep with a stuffed animal, and I have never had a crush on a co-worker.
07:48Lie, truth, lie.
07:50Noah James is not the homecoming queen type.
07:54Third.
07:56It was a stuffed dog.
07:58His name was Bingo.
08:01Meet the dog.
08:03That wasn't part of the game.
08:06It's not a bad thing.
08:07Counselor Matthews wins!
08:09Counselor James gets Pine Ridge!
08:11Chaos coming!
08:15I can't believe he used something private to win a game.
08:19Like it was nothing.
08:26Bingo, huh?
08:33Camp Evergreen lesson number one.
08:36Nothing stays secret for long.
08:40To be fair, he seems like the kind of guy that thinks boundaries are a suggestion.
08:45It's derogatory.
08:47I guess I just finally stopped expecting him to grow up.
08:53Stupid me.
08:55He made me think that he had.
08:58To be fair, my dog's name is Bingo.
09:01He's a real dog.
09:03One of the stuffed.
09:05Wait, seriously?
09:06He used to sleep in my bed, too.
09:10Okay, you're either lying to make me feel better,
09:13or this is the craziest cosmic coincidence ever.
09:19There's to say I can't be both.
09:29Is it always like this before the kids arrive?
09:32Never this chill.
09:34This is the calm before the storm that is Camp Evergreen.
09:39I don't know.
09:40You nervous?
09:41Nah.
09:43All their chaotic energy means I have a stacked team for the talent show this year.
09:47I plan on winning, so...
09:49Should I be worried?
09:50I don't know.
09:51How competitive are you?
09:54Mildly dangerous when provoked.
09:57Okay, children.
09:58I'm heading into town to focus on some very exciting and important administrative things.
10:04Don't set anything on fire.
10:06Okay, I'm out.
10:09It's tradition.
10:10He leaves us alone for a night so we can blow off a little steam
10:14so we don't accidentally throw a camper into the lake later.
10:19All right.
10:21All right, sluts and sad boys.
10:24It's time for the main event.
10:27Classic bullshit.
10:30Get caught, you lose a layer.
10:32False call, you lose two.
10:35Hope you're wearing your cute underwear.
10:42Okay.
10:44Micah, you're up.
10:47Two queens.
10:48That's a bold play.
10:50You calling it?
10:52Not yet.
10:54Just enjoying the show.
10:57Mm-hmm.
10:58Noah, you're up.
11:00One ten.
11:02Bullshit.
11:03A double call.
11:05She's had tales since middle school.
11:08And you have always underestimated me.
11:13Yes, man!
11:14Oh my god!
11:15Lose the shirts, boys.
11:18You asked for it.
11:22Oh!
11:24Oh, lala!
11:25Ah.
11:52Okay, strip bullshit was just the warm-up.
11:54Now, we play Seven Minutes.
11:57All right, I'm gonna go take a piss.
12:00Don't be shy, Micah.
12:02We're all friends here.
12:09Well, well, well.
12:12It's a match.
12:16Shed.
12:16Now.
12:18Seven minutes, no supervision.
12:20This is so stupid, I...
12:30Then it'll only take seven minutes.
12:42So, what are we supposed to do in here anyway?
12:46Talk about our taxes.
12:50At least until you start pretending you don't like me.
12:56I...
12:57Don't act like you don't feel it either.
13:00I don't mind the pain.
13:04And I like to feel it.
13:11I can't afford to kill you.
13:15I can't have anything.
13:20I don't get to.
13:20C'mon.
13:21C'mon.
13:32C'mon.
13:34You have such big hands.
13:36Everything is proportional to this body.
13:41Do that again.
13:42Do that again, I hear you.
13:49Remind me why we do this to ourselves every year.
13:53It's a rite of passage.
13:55I'm pretty sure the Camp Evergreen ancestors would rise from their graves if we didn't get shit-faced before the
14:02kids arrived.
14:05Hey! You excited to officially be a Camp Evergreen counselor?
14:12Sure.
14:17Okay.
14:19What's up with him?
14:20He's been giving off a little bitch energy all morning.
14:24Why?
14:28Maybe because you and Rhett have been making googly eyes at each other over your pancakes?
14:35You guys haven't exactly been subtle.
14:37But why would that matter to him?
14:40Girl, why do you think?
14:44Good morning, my little upstanding members of society.
14:48Hope you're all well rested and hydrated.
14:51Because campers are coming in just a few hours!
14:58Captain Rhett!
15:00Reporting back for more punishment, sir!
15:02Permission to make your life a living hell, sir!
15:06You guys haven't even been here for an hour.
15:10You're setting the tone early, sir.
15:13Please let this be the year they get abducted by squirrels.
15:18All right, set, set, set, settle down, my beautiful disasters.
15:24We're off to a great track!
15:34Well, that wasn't in the forecast.
15:37Welcome to Georgia.
15:39Shoot for Sherbert.
15:42I forgot to gas up Benny.
15:44No, sir.
15:45Not on that ankle.
15:47Noah, Micah, you're up.
15:51Ponchos are by the door.
15:52Or, if you get struck by lightning, don't sue.
15:57No promises.
16:12That's Benny, right?
16:14Benny the Jenny.
16:21So...
16:24You barely talked to me today.
16:29Maybe I didn't have anything to say.
16:41Maybe I didn't have anything to say.
16:45You like them?
16:47I don't know.
16:52I guess we're all just...
16:56...remereing it up.
17:00We should probably get back, right?
17:13Long time to reboot a generator.
17:17Must have needed some serious hands-on attention.
17:28Was that Benny humming?
17:29Or was that just you two?
17:31What is your problem?
17:32No problem.
17:34Just making sure you didn't get electrocuted.
17:37Or...
17:37Something else.
17:38You can be such a dick sometimes.
17:41You know that?
17:42I'm just joking.
17:44Unless you got something to be embarrassed about.
17:46I don't owe you anything, Rhett!
17:47Enough!
17:49Both of you.
17:56Ooh!
17:58Hey, Cham!
17:59You okay?
18:02I kissed Rhett.
18:09Almost kissed Maiko tonight.
18:15Awww!
18:18I was so mad at Rhett I hated how smug he was being with Micah I guess he found out
18:29about the
18:29kiss with Rhett and he was obviously upset about it but I just wanted him to say it you know
18:36and
18:38when he didn't that hurt too I don't know what that says about me but it says he's got two
18:49boys
18:50that like you and a brain that's trying to sabotage both options classic Noah
18:59you don't have to decide tonight no but I do have to admit
19:10I like both of them shit I like both of them
19:31you know what everyone out all of you this is our cabin Noah
19:48hey are you okay fine sounded like you're ready to throw Connor into the lake not in the mood Rhett
20:04I just I wanted to say um that I didn't mean to embarrass you I wasn't embarrassed
20:11okay I was pissed because I thought we had something real in that chair it was real
20:21that's why I was joking I don't know I freak out whenever I care too much
20:29I guess that hasn't changed yeah well you also haven't learned to shut up so
20:36classic me right no because classic you would have made me feel like I could trust you
20:41afterwards so you trust the new guy more you don't even know him Noah well at least I don't
20:51leave every conversation with him feeling like an idiot
20:59cool good talk damn it
21:07what'd you do
21:11I hit Noah with a granola bar she kicked us out
21:20one time I threw a ukulele at my brother missed hit my grandma's urn ashes everywhere wait really
21:30yeah dead serious but I ended up writing one of the best songs I've ever written
21:36sometimes rage makes good music you ever write just fanfiction okay that's a start I guess
21:51I'm sorry I hear you was a granola bar it's okay I'm sorry I yelled head back to the cabin
21:59okay
22:06you're good with him I just talked to him like he's a person I'm not a kid
22:15well thank you sure
22:20hey what are you doing later
22:24meet me after lights out
22:27okay
22:28okay
22:40I'm starting to think I got stood up
22:42I'm fashionably late it's a thing
22:46you okay you seemed stormy earlier
22:53Pine Ridge brought out the worst in me
22:56so did someone else
22:58it's messy and it's not like me
23:04I don't know I kind of like messy Noah
23:07that was a terrible pick up line
23:09I am pretty terrible at pick up lines
23:15play me something
23:17only if you promise not to fall in love with me
23:19oh you should be so lucky
23:34good morning evergreen
23:36what's going on my little mischief makers
23:38it's time for the annual camp evergreen scavenger hunt
23:42we got 30 clues
23:44three hours
23:46and one extremely underwhelming trophy
23:49camp counselor team captains are posted
23:52over there
23:59oh boy
24:00you have got to be kidding me
24:03this should be fun
24:09this is why we're in last place
24:11where camp legends used to dine
24:13beneath the tray that carried tails
24:16old mess hall
24:17could also be in the kitchen storage shed
24:20of course you would say that
24:21we're gonna die out here
24:23could the two of you please
24:25try not to turn every clue into a pissing contest
24:30Connor
24:30lead the others to the old mess hall
24:32we'll meet you there
24:35come on guys
24:36come on guys
24:39really?
24:41trusting a Rutledge over us?
24:43right now?
24:44a thousand percent
24:49what's going on with you Noah?
24:51with me?
24:52you're the one who thinks because you kiss me once
24:55it gives you some sort of emotional squatter's rights
24:58wow
25:00okay
25:02you kiss me too
25:04you know
25:07yeah well I
25:08I guess I just suck at reading red flags
25:12I wonder why
25:42Do you know how many emails I've gotten from parents this week?
25:46None.
25:48Because their kids are too busy taking bets on which of you is going to win your little
25:52CW off-brand love triangle.
25:55So congratulations!
25:57You're famous!
25:58But we didn't start it.
26:00No.
26:01You just fed it.
26:07You're here to set an example.
26:09Not be an example of what not to do.
26:13Here's what's going to happen.
26:15You're going to act like a team because that's what those kids mean.
26:19And if you can't do that, I'll reassign all three of you.
26:23I'll be clear.
26:27Good.
26:29Now get out of my office.
26:35Huh, dude.
26:37What?
26:38Doesn't this alpha male shit ever get old?
26:40You think it could take me or what?
26:42You've had a seven-year head start and you're still in last place, so I like my odds.
26:46Hey, stop!
26:49Did you hear anything Felipe just said?
26:53Grow up!
27:04Good morning, my little songbirds.
27:07We're switching things up today.
27:10Counselor shift swap.
27:12Hey, look alive, people.
27:14Adaptability is a life skill.
27:15Noah, Rhett, you're on wreck duty.
27:19Water balloon fight.
27:24You take red team, I'll take blue.
27:27As long as I get the Rutlers brothers.
27:29Your funeral.
27:30No friendly fire.
27:32You know, you used to be more fun.
27:35And you used to be less insufferable.
27:39I'm evolving.
27:42Well, here they come.
28:07I'm gonna say later.
28:15I'm over here.
28:15Oh
28:17Nice shot
28:30Hey rat, my eyes are up here. Hey, oh no we need
28:42More water
28:50It was fair play I took you out then I took my girl out
28:57Are you guys like officially a thing again? We're not a thing. We were just working
29:05Let's go lovebirds and chaos children. It's time to campfire confession
29:13Welcome brave souls to campfire confession
29:17Here we go. I kissed someone this summer and I haven't stopped thinking about it since
29:28Spicy we love a tender emotionally repressed soul
29:33I'll be right back
29:35I'm gonna go get some air
29:38Next confession
29:43Hey, okay, yeah, yeah, I just needed a minute
29:53Sometimes it's easier to just not say the thing that you want to say
29:59Sometimes it's worse
30:03What are you doing out here? You're missing campfire confessions
30:09I just
30:11Like being wherever you are
30:17You know, it's really hard not to kiss you when you say things like that
30:24I guess I must be saying all the right things then
30:42I told you all the better pick up lines
30:45You're doing fine
30:59You're doing fine
31:00We'll see
31:00We'll see
31:06I gotta admit
31:08I've been looking at you ever since I got here
31:12What are you doing?
31:15Just trying to make your day more interesting
31:17I thought you were up-limits now
31:20I thought you were up-limits now
31:23You were awfully good today
31:25Oh my god, shut up
31:38Shut up
31:46So
31:47That kiss last night
31:50Yes
31:50Just making sure it's not something you're regretting?
31:58No
32:01But
32:03I do want to do this summer the right way
32:08Didn't
32:08Not get caught up in all the drama
32:11It did happen
32:13And
32:15It wasn't
32:16Nothing
32:18Okay
32:20I can definitely work with not nothing
32:26All right, my little doolittles
32:28Listen up
32:29The Camp Evergreen Talent Show is officially on
32:33This is a competition
32:35There will be a trophy
32:37There will be glory
32:39And there will be shame for the losers
32:43Good luck
32:49A musical number
32:52But you guys aren't a band
32:57You rank?
32:58Yes
32:59Um
33:00Yes
33:01These
33:03Lovely little angels
33:05Have got it into their heads
33:07That they are going to form
33:08A band
33:10And perform a musical act
33:12In
33:13Four
33:14Days
33:14Sick
33:15Guys
33:16No
33:16Don't
33:17Encourage them
33:20Why not?
33:21That's literally our job
33:23Hey, how about this?
33:25I'll help with the arrangement
33:26And
33:27We'll make a band out of them, yeah?
33:29Yeah
33:31That's what I'm talking about
33:32Come on
33:32Give me some
33:33Fine
33:35Fine
33:43That was...
33:45You guys rocked it
33:48Whew
33:49Okay, you guys
33:51Give us one second
33:52If they perform that in front of the camp
33:54They will be eviscerated
33:56Their act is a little ambitious
33:59Maybe we just convinced them to simplify
34:02What?
34:02No
34:03You not see them up there?
34:05They had a blast
34:08You know what James?
34:10I've seen you do more with less
34:11If anyone's gonna whip them into shape
34:13It's you
34:15Your call
34:16I'm with you either way
34:17Me too
34:22Alright you little miscreants
34:24Listen up
34:43And then there was one
34:47All the best bands break up right before their first performance
34:59So, how's the solo career going?
35:03I don't wanna perform by myself
35:05And you're not gonna be alone
35:06Well, I'll be right there supporting you
35:09Even if I screw up?
35:10Especially if you screw it up
35:13Better go get ready
35:22Not bad, Matthews
35:25They are gonna love him
35:28For what it's worth
35:32I always knew you could pull off a miracle
35:59I always knew you could pull off a miracle
36:02Up next
36:02All the way from Pine Ridge Cabin
36:04Connor
36:05Rutley
36:25I don't wanna play if you don't
36:29Got the feeling in your eyes
36:33Twenty touchdowns in a row
36:35Don't deserve you
36:38Don't deserve you
36:38In my life
36:39Feels like diamonds
36:41Yesterday
36:43We're falling on the ground
36:46Now you want me
36:49I've been found
36:51You want me
37:06That's it
37:09I've been found
37:10I don't wanna play
37:10No no no no no no no no no no no
37:11Thank you
37:12Cool
37:13You're coming
37:14I don't wanna play
37:20Okay let me play
37:23not everybody's good at timing that push though
37:28is it still about connor i don't know maybe i'm just thinking out loud
37:36why don't you use your words this time big guy
37:42you ever stop to wonder if she's looking for something that you could never be
37:48you ever stop to wonder that maybe you had your chance and you missed it
37:54some people get caught up doesn't mean that they don't care
38:01caring is not the same as showing up
38:05she's a smart girl
38:08she'll figure it out
38:15yeah she will
38:23you really came through for connor tonight wasn't about me
38:29it was even about you
38:32you know you used to look at me like you believed in me
38:40i never stopped
38:52i can't
38:54noah
38:55i'm sorry
39:04so who'd you make out with this time
39:10rat
39:12you've been on a walk and it just happened
39:16oof rookie mistake
39:18it always starts with a walk
39:20but you know
39:22the second it happened
39:25i didn't want it
39:28it felt forced like neither of us wanted it
39:34i don't want to be this girl anymore
39:38you're still figuring it out
39:39that's allowed you know
39:54that's allowed you know
39:57rat dated my sister
40:02hey
40:03you were in love with her
40:11but it was one-sided
40:13so what
40:15she didn't want you
40:17and then i showed up and i was
40:19close enough
40:20no it stopped being about her
40:24a long time
40:25but it started there
40:27red
40:28it is so hard to stand out
40:32when you've lived in sierra's orbit
40:34your entire life
40:39i never meant to make you feel like you were second best
40:56can i come in
41:03i've looked up to sierra
41:05my whole life
41:08and i guess somewhere along the way
41:10i stopped admiring her
41:14and started wanting to be her
41:18and i don't know who i am without chasing her
41:24i know who you are
41:27you're noah james
41:30insanely smart
41:32compassionate
41:34beautiful
41:37why are you like this
41:39i want to be
41:42for you
42:00what are you doing
42:06beautiful
42:07yeah of course
42:08you got
42:15you have the lights out
42:17again with the mystery meetup
42:19you love it
42:20the dark midnight
42:22i'll bring the gummy worms
42:23oh romance isn't dead
42:39hey
42:39you good
42:42no
42:44i lost my necklace
42:47i've looked everywhere
42:49i know it's stupid
42:50hey
42:51it's not stupid
42:55let's go find it
43:10don't worry
43:11we'll find it
43:11okay
43:12yo
43:13you guys hunting ghosts or
43:14i lost my necklace
43:16do you need backup
43:20i know exactly where to look next
43:32there it is
43:36thanks for helping me find it guys
43:38of course
43:40head back to the cabin
43:41okay
43:44he's got your flair for the dramatic
43:47i'm starting to think that you're rubbing off on them
43:51i gotta say you look awfully good tonight
43:53red shut up
43:55come on
44:08how was your late night rendezvous
44:10how did you
44:13shit
44:17hey
44:18i am so sorry
44:21it's okay
44:22no
44:22actually it's not
44:24i didn't mean to
44:25no
44:25it's fine
44:26seriously
44:27you don't owe me anything
44:30it's not that i didn't want to be there
44:32i had to help
44:33no
44:34it's okay
44:36i mean it
44:37i'm sure whatever you and ret
44:39were doing was way more important
44:44just thought you were different
45:11this is getting depressing
45:12operation reboot
45:14you in
45:17jude
45:17where are we going
45:26no
45:27i should go
45:32sit down
45:33both of you
45:50well
45:51jude was right
45:53it must have been pretty bad for the rutledge brothers to do all this
45:58and they stepped up
46:00so you know what i dedicate this song to them
46:15follow the trees through the mountains
46:20and the moonlit starry night
46:33bye
46:58You've got a minute.
47:02I just wanted to say
47:06I've seen how you are with her
47:08and how she is with you.
47:12Just don't screw it up.
47:15I don't plan to.
47:17Good.
47:20Because when she lets her guard down
47:23it's not just some casual thing.
47:24It's like a truss fall from 20 feet up.
47:31I'm not going to let her fall.
47:36Are you trying to steal my hoodie?
47:40I didn't steal it.
47:42It migrated.
47:44Keep it.
47:46It already smells like your shampoo anyway.
47:49Okay.
47:50But if I wear it
47:52you start to get all nostalgic and teary
47:55it's on you.
47:57I'll take that race.
48:08Okay guys.
48:10Before we get started
48:11I have a little surprise for you all.
48:13It better not be another game
48:14of strip bullshit.
48:17Sounds like some poor life decisions
48:19were made while I was gone.
48:21I'm proud.
48:23Sierra!
48:27Best campfire storyteller
48:29goes to Rhett!
48:33And finally
48:34this year's
48:35Camp Evergreen
48:36MVP
48:37goes to a counselor
48:39who started this summer
48:40with a chip on her shoulder
48:41and somehow
48:42is leaving here
48:43with half of the camp
48:45calling her a legend.
48:46Noah James
48:48come on down.
48:49Woo!
49:00Hey!
49:17Hey, I just wanted to say thank you.
49:22For what?
49:23For letting me love you.
49:26You'll always be one of my favorite what ifs.
49:35Hey, what's going on?
49:40I just bought you a little extra summer.
49:44Don't waste it.
49:47You are a lot mushier than people give you credit for.
50:09I just bought you a little extra summer.
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