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Wow Mani Episode 6 Engsub
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00:14Oh
00:32Love, can I ask you?
00:36Yes.
00:37It's like...
00:38I want the truth.
00:44I'm your first boyfriend.
00:47Yes, love.
00:50Why are you a virgin?
00:53Love, you're my first boyfriend.
00:57The other one is just a customer.
01:32The other one is just a customer.
01:33And I love you.
01:34I love you.
01:34I love you.
01:36I love you.
01:37I love you.
01:39Basta mani kapag sinagat, napapa
01:41Oh my God
01:43May inigaw at adobo, meron na ring nilaga
01:46Ang pinakamalasa ay sa mga gandang talaga
01:49Wow mani!
02:10Wow mani!
02:26Ano yun?
02:28Nag-suni-siga ng sham, sham, sham
02:31Parang ng ritual nyo na
02:33Right?
02:34Sham, sham, sham, sham
02:38Sham, sham, sham, sham
02:39I made a sign
02:40That's why you started to push me
02:44I'm going to push you
02:45so I don't want to get wet
02:47I don't want to
02:49Hey!
02:50Shampo shampo!
02:52Shampo shampo!
02:54Shampo shampo!
02:57Shampo shampo!
02:59Shampo!
03:00Shampo!
03:01Shampo!
03:01Shampo!
03:02Shampo!
03:03Shampo!
03:04Shampo!
03:06Shampo!
03:09So, I'm going to apply for Yaya?
03:12Okay, yes.
03:15Let me ask you, I'll just ask you,
03:18do you care about your child?
03:21No, I don't care.
03:23Do you care about your child?
03:30I care about your child.
03:35You care about your child?
03:37Em, I'm going to start with you now.
03:40I'm going to be the only one.
03:42I'm going to be the only one Monday to Sunday.
03:44I'm going to be the only one.
03:45I'm going to be the only one.
03:48Excuse me, I'm going to be the only one.
03:52Oh, what?
03:53Are you okay?
03:55You're crazy, Mars.
03:56You gave me a blind date to me.
03:59I'm so angry.
04:01I'm so angry.
04:02I'm so angry.
04:33I'm so angry.
04:33I'll be the only one.
04:41It's been a long time before the mayor came.
04:44Mars, I'm not going to come back.
04:47I'm going to have a urine test.
04:50Urine test is only a problem.
04:53I have a problem.
04:54I have a lot of trouble.
04:55I don't know what I'm doing.
04:58It's a bad thing, Mars.
05:00It's easy to review.
05:06Yes, right?
05:07Example.
05:13Boss?
05:14Oh, Olga.
05:16You're here.
05:17Can you call me?
05:19Yes, yes.
05:20Let's go.
05:25What's that?
05:27I'm going to say to you.
05:29I've noticed you have a problem
05:32while you're working.
05:35Ah, I'm sorry, boss.
05:39It's okay.
05:40Tell me what the problem is
05:41so I can help you.
05:44Because, boss,
05:45my grandmother is working
05:47to work.
05:50Ah?
05:52Yes.
05:52I have a problem.
05:54Oh my God.
05:56I'm going to let you know, boss.
05:59Ah, you're right?
06:03I'm going to miss her, boss.
06:06I'm going to talk to her, boss.
06:10But we're busy at work.
06:13Yes, boss.
06:16But boss, I'm going to do everything
06:19so I'm going to talk to her.
06:23Really?
06:24Can you do everything?
06:27Everything.
06:37What are you waiting for?
06:42Let's do it.
06:43Let's do everything, right?
06:57Hello, Nay?
06:59Nay?
07:00Nay?
07:01Nay, do you hear me?
07:03Nay, I'm going to talk to you, Nay.
07:06I'm going to talk to you, Nay.
07:07Nay, I'm going to miss you, Nay.
07:16Oy.
07:17Hoy.
07:18Ano yun nalaman ko pinagkakalako nang babae
07:20yung hininga ko?
07:21Hindi ako.
07:22Ikaw yun, ano' ng hindi ikaw?
07:25Hindi ako.
07:26Huwag mo nang ipagkailan.
07:28Oo, hindi nga ako.
07:30Ano'ng hindi ako.
07:30Kanina ka pa hindi ng hindi?
07:32Anong hindi?
07:32Hindi nga ako.
07:34Hindi ako, hindi ako makahinga.
07:36Ah, shit.
07:52I'm going to ask you how long the flight is from Manila to Paris.
07:57Okay, boss.
08:02Ah, hello?
08:04Ah, hello airport.
08:06Ah, gusto ko lang po sana itanong kung gaano katagal yung biyahe ng Manila to Paris.
08:13Aha.
08:15Aha, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:17Okay, thank you.
08:19Boss, malapit-lapit lang pala eh.
08:25Ano daw? Just for a moment daw.
08:35Oh, Marce.
08:36Alam mo ba?
08:37May nabasa ako na gumagandang babae kapag kompleto sa tulog.
08:42Talaga?
08:43Oh, at nanginiwala ako dun, no?
08:46Talaga, Marce, hindi kaya ulang ka sa tulog.
08:51Oh, Marce, late na.
08:52Hindi na kayong habulin yan.
08:53Alam mo, ganyan na talaga yun. Acceptance is the key.
08:56Marce.
08:57Okay na, Marce.
08:58Tanggap ka namin, Marce.
08:59Okay lang yan, Marce.
09:01Hello, Pizza Delivery.
09:03Hi, order ako ng pizza.
09:06Oh, yes po. Ano pong flavor?
09:08Hawaiian, yung 16 lang.
09:1116, okay.
09:12Paano pong katang gusto nyo?
09:14Four slices or eight slices?
09:17Four slices lang.
09:19Baka di ko kasi maubos yung eight eh.
09:39Honey, ano yung pinapanood mo?
09:42Ah, nanonood ako ng porn.
09:46Tignan mo to, tubero.
09:49Ano ba yan?
09:51Hindi naman realistic yan eh.
09:53Exaggerated.
09:54Por que?
09:55Hindi ka nanonood ng porn?
09:56Hindi na realistic?
09:58Hindi naman talaga realistic eh.
10:00Ay, ayun oh. Exaggerated.
10:02Paano magsabi?
10:04Tignan mo naman yung mga pototoy ng tubero dyan oh.
10:07Malalaki.
10:08Hindi yung mga tubero na gumagawa sa atin.
10:11Maliliit lang eh.
10:15Ayun oh.
10:26Uy!
10:27Ito ka pala.
10:30Natampo ako sa inyo.
10:32Nanonood pala kayo ng sini kakapon.
10:35Oo nga pala pa sa inyo dyan.
10:37Hindi ka namin niyaya.
10:39Gabi naman to.
10:40Nagtampo agad.
10:42Hayaan mo.
10:43Bukas manonood kami ulit ng sini.
10:45Sama ka?
10:47Huwag na.
10:49Kayo na lang manonood ng sini.
10:50Okay.
10:52Sa mga naugali nyo.
10:55Sa mga naugali nyo.
10:57Sa mga naugali nyo.
10:59Diretso mo.
11:00Diretso.
11:00Kaliwa, kaliwa, kaliwa.
11:02Kaliwa.
11:03Sige.
11:04Diretso ulit.
11:04Diretso ulit.
11:10Kung ang gumagapang sa tao ay kuto, at gumagapang sa aso ay garapata, ano naman ang gumagapang sa kabayo?
11:20Kapayo.
11:21Sa tao.
11:23Tao?
11:24Gumagapang sa kabayo.
11:26May kuto rin yun.
11:31Lalaki.
11:32Lalaki?
11:33Pinagapang yung babae.
11:35Kung ang gumagapang sa tao ay kuto, at gumagapang sa aso ay garapata, ano naman ang gumagapang sa kabayo?
11:45Halikabok.
11:46Halika.
11:47Halika.
11:51Halika.
11:52Halika.
11:53Halika.
11:54Halika.
11:55Halika.
11:57Halika.
11:58Halika.
11:59Halika.
11:59Halika.
11:59Halika.
12:00Halika.
12:00Kung ang gumagapang sa tao ay kuto, at gumagapang sa aso ay garapata, ano naman ang gumagapang sa kabayo?
12:09Ang kuto pa rin.
12:10Sakahanip lang naman eh.
12:11Kung ang gumagapang sa tao ay kuto, at gumagapang sa aso ay garapata, ano naman ang gumagapang sa kabayo?
12:21Plancha.
12:22Tama!
12:23Ito, kuya, pagpiliin kita ng price mo.
12:26100 pesos or kiss kita sa bayhag.
12:31Wala, doon nalang.
12:32Wala, doon nalang.
12:33Bakit 100 nalang, kuya?
12:35Terp�ak!
13:04Terpapat!
13:21Thank you so much for joining us.
14:01Thank you for joining us.
14:05Thank you so much for joining us.
14:12Thank you so much for joining us.
14:41Students, contestants, meron tayong tatlong categories, ang easy, difficult, at final round.
14:47Sa bawat kategory, ang may mali ay magkakaroon ng konsekwens o parusa.
14:58Bawat kategory yan.
15:00Pero, wag kayong magalala dahil makakapamili naman kayo ng parusa niyo.
15:04Okay?
15:05Are you ready to play the game?
15:07Yes!
15:08I can't hear you.
15:09Are you ready?
15:11Yes!
15:12Okay.
15:13Check your buzzers, team aso.
15:15Team kusa.
15:17Okay.
15:19Let's play Battle of the Braless and this is the easy round.
15:25Ang ating category ay cardiology and romanticism combined.
15:32Ang English nito, makinigayin mabuti.
15:35Ang English nito ay heart.
15:37Sa Tagalog ay blank.
15:39Ano ito?
15:40Wait.
15:41Naparte ng katawan ng tao na nagsisimula sa letter P.
15:46Go!
15:47Paat?
15:48Taas mo pa ng konti.
15:50Yes!
15:51Paatak.
15:51Taas pa ng konti.
15:53Pusod.
15:54Pusod.
15:55Kunti taas pa.
15:57Puyo.
15:57Sumopran naman.
15:59Sumopran taas.
15:59Andan mo nilaktawan eh.
16:00Babang yung konti.
16:02Pilig mata?
16:05Okay, okay.
16:06Sige, sige.
16:08Konting clue pa.
16:10Ito ay tumitibo.
16:13Yes!
16:15Pulso.
16:16Pulso.
16:16Pulso.
16:17Pulso.
16:18Okay.
16:19Pwede, pero hindi yan ang hinahanap natin.
16:21Another clue.
16:22Ani?
16:23Ito ang pinaka-aasam-asam na makuha ng isang lalaki sa babae.
16:29Ano ito na parte ng katawan na nagsisimula sa letter P?
16:35Peck, peck.
16:36Ay!
16:37Peck, peck.
16:38Masuk na ba tayo?
16:40Hindi, hindi yan.
16:42Ito, ito.
16:43Ito, last clue na ito.
16:45Pag ang lalaki na bigong makuha ito, sumasakit ang...
16:51Yes!
16:51Pusol?
16:52Pusol.
16:53Pusol.
16:54Bakit pusol?
16:56Eh, nabitin eh.
16:58Hindi na ko yung peck-peck, kaya sumakit yung pusol.
17:00Tama, tama, tama.
17:01Pusol, pusol, pusol.
17:02Pusol, pusol, pusol, pusol, pusol, pusol, pusol, pusol, pusol, pusol.
17:03Pag hindi nyo na ko yung peck-peck, sumasakit yung pusol nyo.
17:06Oh, actually.
17:07Tama, sir, di ba?
17:08Actually, oh.
17:09Wala, pusol.
17:10May point ka, pero hindi yan ang hinahanap nating sagot.
17:14I'm sorry.
17:14Malipari.
17:15Wala pong nakakuha ng ating sagot.
17:18Ang hinahanap nating parte ng katawan ay puwet.
17:25Tumitipo pa lang.
17:26Tumitipo.
17:27Tumitipo.
17:27Tumitipo.
17:28Tumitipo.
17:28Tumitipo.
17:28Tumitipo pa.
17:29Pag nagta-twerk ko yun.
17:30Twerk-twerk.
17:30Ay, oo, oo, work.
17:32Ay, oo, oo, kanya.
17:33Tipo po lang.
17:34Okay.
17:35Mga kaibigan, dyan po nagtatapos ang ating easy round.
17:38Let's recap.
17:40Ang scores po natin.
17:42Team Aso ay zeros.
17:44At team Pusa, zero din.
17:46It's a throw!
17:49Yes!
17:50Crowd pa sila.
17:52As zero sila.
17:53Okay.
17:54At gaya nang napag-usapan, dahil pareho kayong mali, pareho kayong may consequence.
17:59Tawagin natin si Miss Consequence.
18:02Paso!
18:07Alright.
18:08Kailan na ba tayong makakuha ang ibang Miss Consequence?
18:12Kailan na ba?
18:22Pinutinsahan natin sa team Pusa.
18:24Ito ang magpipilian yung mga parusa.
18:26Una,
18:27tatalon kayo ng walang sapatos
18:31sa nagbabagang uli.
18:34O,
18:36magkatanggal ng pangita.
18:37Kayong mamin.
18:43Yes?
18:45Magtatanggal na lang po kami ng pangita.
18:46Ano po yun?
18:47Magtatanggal na lang po kami ng pangita.
18:49Okay po.
18:50Kayo po,
18:50namili niyan.
18:51Wala pong kong sapilitan.
18:53Ito naman ang consequence ng team Aso.
18:58Team Aso ang inyong pagpipili ang parusa.
19:02Magja-jumping rope ng walang sapatos.
19:06Sa sahig na puno ng tamtaks.
19:08Ay!
19:09Sakit ba yun?
19:10Masakit yun.
19:11Sakit ba yun?
19:12O maghubad ng pangita.
19:14Katulad nila.
19:15Nasa inyo ang desisyon.
19:20Team Aso,
19:21ang inyong desisyon?
19:23Maghubad na lang po kami.
19:24Maghubad.
19:25Maghubad na lang.
19:25Okay.
19:26Wala pong sapilitan.
19:27Yan po ang napili nila mga kaibigan.
19:33Umpisa pa lang po yan ang laban.
19:35Sa susunod,
19:37difficult round that
19:38sa pagbabalik ng
19:39Battle of the Brothers.
19:47Mga Mars,
19:48kagabi,
19:50naglinis ako ng kwarto ng anak kong babae.
19:52May nakita akong lighter.
19:55Nagulat ako.
19:57May sigarilyo pala siya.
19:59Hindi ko alam.
20:01Ay, alam mo Mars.
20:02Ako din.
20:03Naglinis ako ng kwarto ng anak kong babae.
20:05Tapos nakita ko,
20:07may wine glass.
20:09May wine pala siya.
20:11Makong Mars ako eh.
20:14Naglinis ako sa kwarto ng anak kong babae.
20:18May nakita kong kong kong.
20:21Nagulat din ako.
20:24Bakit?
20:26Hindi ko alam.
20:28May pututoy pala siya.
20:33At nagbabalik ang
20:35Battle of the Brothers.
20:39Mga kaibigan,
20:40dumako na tayo sa difficult round.
20:43Girls,
20:43are you ready?
20:45Ang inyong
20:45category ay
20:48Sports,
20:50Biomechanics,
20:51and National Treasure combined.
20:53Ito na ang inyong tanong.
20:54Si Manny Pacquiao
20:55ay sikat sa kanyang husay,
20:57kaya siya ay tinaguri ang
20:59Pambansang Blanc.
21:01Go!
21:02Singer.
21:03Pambansang Singer.
21:03Sometimes when you touch,
21:05mali.
21:06Yes.
21:07Pambansang Artista.
21:08Mali pa rin.
21:09Go.
21:10Yes.
21:10Politico?
21:11Pambansang Politico.
21:12Mali pa rin.
21:15Basketbolista.
21:16Pambansang Basketbolista.
21:18Mali pa rin.
21:19Mali.
21:20Inder, sir.
21:21Pambansang Inder, sir.
21:22Pambansang Inder, sir.
21:23Mali pa rin.
21:25May sakot pa kayo.
21:27Boksingero?
21:29Pambansang Boksingero?
21:30Yan, yan, yan.
21:31Malapit na, malapit na.
21:32Malapit na.
21:33Okay, okay.
21:34Makinig mo buti.
21:35Ito ang ginagamit niyang pangsuntok
21:40nagsisimula sa letter K.
21:43Tanan.
21:44Pambansang Tanan.
21:45Kaliwa?
21:46Pambansang Kaliwa.
21:47Tanan, Kaliwa.
21:48Pinaliktad mo lang eh.
21:50Parang ganito.
21:52Yan.
21:53Kamay.
21:54Pambansang Kamay.
21:55Ganito.
21:56Parang ganyan.
21:57Yan.
21:57Ah.
21:58Kuko.
22:00Pambansang Kuko.
22:01Ganyan, ganyan, ganyan.
22:04Kaliwa.
22:05Pambansang Kaliwa.
22:07Kaliwa.
22:07Kukulot sa inyo.
22:08Bali.
22:09Balik kayo pareho.
22:11Ubus na oras natin.
22:12I'm sorry.
22:13Ang hinahanap po nating sagot
22:15na letter K ay
22:18kulubok.
22:19Ay, rin.
22:20Kukulubok.
22:20At narito ang recap ng scores.
22:23Team Aso with
22:24Zero.
22:25And
22:26Team Pusa with
22:27Zero din.
22:29It's a tie.
22:30Tawag-tawag ko sila mga kaibigan.
22:32Ito na.
22:32Tawagin na natin si Miss
22:34Consequence
22:34para sa inyong mga parusa.
22:36Tawagin na kayo rin
22:38ang mamihilip.
22:39Kukulot na.
22:40Okay.
22:41Next.
22:46Tama.
22:48And
22:48Okay.
22:50Tunahin na natin
22:51ng
22:51Team Aso muna.
22:54Team Aso.
22:55Ito ang pagpipilihan
22:57yung parusa.
22:58Lalapit kayo sa mga sasakyan
23:01at iihiyan ito
23:03ang mga gulong
23:04ng nakataas
23:05ang inyong mga paa.
23:06Oo.
23:09Huhubarin
23:09ang inyong
23:11palga.
23:14Habang nag-iisip sila.
23:17Ano ang napag-desisyonan nyo?
23:19Mag-uubad.
23:20Babad na lang po
23:21ang mga palga.
23:22Babad na lang po.
23:23Okay.
23:24Maraming salamat.
23:25Team Pusa.
23:26Ito naman ang inyong
23:26pagpipilihan.
23:29Ilalagay kayo sa sako
23:30at ililigaw kayo sa gubat.
23:33Pusa.
23:34Pusa talaga eh.
23:35O
23:37uhubarin
23:38ang inyong mga palga
23:39katulad nila.
23:41Mag-uubad na lang po
23:43ng palga.
23:44Okay.
23:44Yan po ang
23:45kanilang napili.
23:46Wala pong kilitan.
23:53Mga kaibigan,
23:54kitang-kitang nyo naman
23:55nag-iinit na
23:56ang laman.
23:56Ang laman.
23:57Ang laban.
23:58Ang laban.
23:59Nag-iinit na
23:59laban.
24:00Pagbabalik pa po
24:01para sa
24:03final round
24:32ang battle
24:34elevator?
24:35Oo.
24:35Ay.
24:36Mars,
24:38kung gusto mong
24:39umakyat ng building,
24:40sasakay ka sa elevator.
24:43Tapos na kayo.
24:44Hmm.
24:44So,
24:45bali,
24:46tatapat ka lang dun sa pinto
24:48kung kusa siyang bumubukas,
24:50kusa din siyang sumasara.
24:52Aakit,
24:53takbababa yun.
24:55Hmm.
24:56Yan naman yung
24:57ano ba yun?
24:58Escalator.
25:00Escalator naman.
25:01Para yung
25:02hagdanan.
25:03Pero,
25:04yung baitang yan mismo,
25:06ang siyang umaandar
25:07habang nakatungtong ka.
25:09Pwede kang bungaba.
25:10Pwede ka rin
25:11umakyat.
25:12Patalas ka rin sumakay doon.
25:14Wait, Mom.
25:15Ang galing mo talaga, girl.
25:16Eh,
25:17ano naman yung
25:18ano?
25:19Calculator.
25:22Calculator?
25:24Ah,
25:26ewan ko.
25:27Hindi pa ako nakasakay
25:28ng calculator, eh.
25:35At nagbabalik po
25:36ang Battle of the Brawlers!
25:39Woo!
25:40Mga kaibigan,
25:42mainit na mainit po
25:43ang laban.
25:44Nandito na po tayo
25:45sa final round!
25:48Girls,
25:49ready na ba kayo
25:50sa inyong
25:50last category?
25:52Yes!
25:52Let's be ready!
25:54Ang inyong category
25:55ay showbiz
25:56and storytelling
25:58combined.
25:59Ang inyong tanong,
26:01isa sa kinikidil
26:02ng sexy star
26:03ngayon
26:03sa Viva Max
26:04ay si
26:06Blanc Raval.
26:08Siya ay unang
26:10napilala sa movie
26:10na gusto kong
26:11maging porn star.
26:13Sino ang
26:13Raval na ito?
26:15Go!
26:16Derek Raval.
26:17Babae.
26:19Miss
26:20Jeric Raval.
26:23Mas bata,
26:24mas bata.
26:25Little Miss
26:26Jeric Raval.
26:27Hindi.
26:29Anak,
26:30anak ni
26:30Jeric Raval.
26:33Little Miss
26:35Jeric Raval
26:36Jr.
26:37Little Miss
26:38Jeric Raval
26:39Jr.
26:40Hindi.
26:40Mali,
26:41mali,
26:41mali kayo lahat.
26:42Ang inahanap
26:44natin sagot
26:44ay
26:45Miss
26:46Rodel
26:47Raval.
26:48Kumayo ka man
26:49sa akin.
26:52Okay.
26:53Okay,
26:53kaibigan,
26:54recap po tayo ng scores.
26:55Team Pusa
26:56with
26:56Zero.
26:58And Team
26:59Aso with
27:00Zero pa rin.
27:02It's a time!
27:04Okay na natin
27:05si Miss
27:05Consequence
27:06para sa inyong parusa.
27:07Pasok!
27:10Okay,
27:11dunos na.
27:12Okay na yan.
27:13Okay na yan.
27:19Team Pusa,
27:21ang pagpipilian
27:22yong parusa,
27:24bubunutan
27:24kayong lahat
27:25ng tigsampung
27:27ipin
27:27ng walang anesthesia
27:29o
27:29maghuhubad
27:31ng bra.
27:34Bakit yan ang napiliin niyo?
27:36Kasi po,
27:37itong
27:38baka masakit
27:39pagwa ng anesthesia
27:40itong classmate ko,
27:41siyam lang ang ngipin.
27:42Hindi abot ng
27:42sampo.
27:43Kaya
27:43hubad na lang.
27:44Okay,
27:45yan ang tuwan
27:45napili niya.
27:46Team Aso,
27:48ang inyo namang
27:48pagpipilian ay
27:50hihilahin
27:51ang inyong
27:52mga dila
27:52at ipapako
27:53sa entrance
27:54ng school nyo
27:55or
27:56maghuhubad
27:57ng bra.
27:58Maghuhubad
27:59ng bra.
27:59Bakit yan ang napiliin?
28:01Sayang po kasi
28:02yung concrete nail
28:03tsaka baka
28:04malayat kami sa
28:04klase
28:05pag nakapako
28:05yung dila na.
28:07Sayang naman po
28:07yung pinapaaral
28:09sa akin
28:09ng mga hihilahin.
28:10Well,
28:10mga kaibigan,
28:11yan po ang kanilang
28:12napiling consequence.
28:14Magtanggal na
28:15ng mga bra.
28:22Mga kaibigan,
28:23sana po yung
28:24nag-enjoy kayo.
28:25Yan po,
28:26ang dyan po
28:26nagtatapos
28:27ang ating game.
28:28Maraming salamat
28:29sa Playtime,
28:30the highest
28:31cashback
28:31online gaming platform.
28:33takit mga kaibigan.
28:34Takit muna kayo.
28:35Tapos na yung
28:35conseqlase ko.
28:37Ako yun nga,
28:37magpapaalam na po.
28:39Ito po si
28:39Janodef,
28:41ang pinakamaswerteng
28:42host
28:43sa buong mundo.
28:45Magkita-kita po tayo
28:46muli
28:46dito lang
28:47sa
28:47Battle of the Browess.
28:51Kawai-kawai!
28:52Kawai-kawai!
28:53Kawai sa fans!
28:54Bye!
28:55Ay, nakita ulit!
28:56Nakita ulit!
28:59Bye!
29:39Kawai-kawai!
29:57Wow, money!
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