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The Boys Season 5 Episode 4 (2026) English Subtitles. #TheBoys #S05 #Superhero
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00:00:06I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:00:08Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven.
00:00:10Is that milk?
00:00:11It's a fancy!
00:00:13You can join the fun.
00:00:14And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:00:16He left us for dead, and now it's like nothing happened?
00:00:20I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:22Go on, do it.
00:00:23Fuck, butcher.
00:00:24Fuck you!
00:00:25You're just gonna drag us all down with you.
00:00:26Mom!
00:00:27Annie!
00:00:27How old was I when you let Vought pump me full of drugs?
00:00:32They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life.
00:00:35You told me that Daddy left because he lost all of our savings.
00:00:38Were there really bad investments?
00:00:40Your whole Marlboro Man act is fucking crap.
00:00:43And I'm...
00:00:43Ford Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vought was tested for V1.
00:00:48If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
00:00:50V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:00:53Only worked on a handful of early soups.
00:00:56You and Stormfront.
00:00:58So we're at Stormfront.
00:00:59Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:01:01I think you know where he's Liberty?
00:01:02We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:01:04No without a virus.
00:01:05You said I was strong enough.
00:01:06You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:01:08I just said that so you'd get him out of town.
00:01:11My sweet, sweet boy.
00:01:20Homelander?
00:01:22Fuck!
00:01:24Frank!
00:01:24Cracker.
00:01:27What's that smell?
00:01:28Oh, it might be my new perfume line.
00:01:31It's generally a secret.
00:01:33No.
00:01:34That's my father.
00:01:37This soldier boy.
00:01:39I can smell them all over you.
00:01:41Right.
00:01:42Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:01:46Prepping?
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
00:01:51I need you for something.
00:01:53You do?
00:01:57I have received the most wonderful message.
00:02:01Mm-hmm.
00:02:02I was visited by an angel.
00:02:08And she foretold my destiny.
00:02:13Well, praise be.
00:02:15And what is it?
00:02:18God.
00:02:20Sir, that is wonderful.
00:02:22There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
00:02:25No, no.
00:02:26Not serving the Lord.
00:02:29Being the Lord.
00:02:32I am the Messiah.
00:02:36I am the Savior of the world.
00:02:39The Messiah?
00:02:42Yes.
00:02:47Congrats.
00:02:53I always knew I was special.
00:02:55I knew it.
00:02:56I suffered.
00:02:58I suffered so many hardships.
00:03:00I couldn't understand why.
00:03:04But you.
00:03:06You.
00:03:07You always saw it.
00:03:10Didn't you?
00:03:11You knew all along I was special.
00:03:15And that is why I have chosen you.
00:03:17To spread the word.
00:03:19Of my coming.
00:03:23How?
00:03:24Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on Earth.
00:03:28Jesus would kill for our marketing.
00:03:31Mm-hmm.
00:03:34What do you say?
00:03:38Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
00:03:56Oh, there he is.
00:03:58Back from the dead.
00:04:01Oh, easy does it.
00:04:02Easy.
00:04:05Yeah.
00:04:16It's a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
00:04:18I never saw it.
00:04:20What?
00:04:20Bollocks.
00:04:21I showed it to you.
00:04:22No, you show me Star Wars.
00:04:23And Mom never let me watch any of them.
00:04:25They're with that guy from Regarding Henry, right?
00:04:28Yeah.
00:04:30Anyway, here's a spit.
00:04:32See?
00:04:33Young Luke, ops in his spaceship, fucks off to a barney with his old man Darth Vader.
00:04:38Cops...
00:04:39Wait, Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
00:04:42Yeah.
00:04:44It's a bit of a spoiler.
00:04:46But anyway, listen.
00:04:46The point is, you should have waited till we got the virus sorted.
00:04:50This is a war.
00:04:52And you're the best weapon we got.
00:04:54But you ain't no use to anyone.
00:04:56If you go put yourself into a body bag before we put Armlander in one.
00:05:01At least I was brave enough to try.
00:05:03Well, it's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
00:05:08You don't give a shit about me.
00:05:11Maybe you never did.
00:05:17Yeah.
00:05:17I'll fetch you some more water.
00:05:26Fuckin' teenagers.
00:05:39I was going to, but we roamed, cellular phones, doc meth, back in the flesh, blood and bones, don't condone.
00:05:46Spin bank loans and homegrown, suckers break like turbo and no zone.
00:05:49Welcome back, motherfucker.
00:06:16Oh, check you out.
00:06:19All right.
00:06:20You twats are all done with fashion week.
00:06:22Let's get to work, yeah?
00:06:23Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough?
00:06:26No, there was so little virus left.
00:06:28It needs time to multiply.
00:06:30You know what they say, huh?
00:06:31Cook low and slow.
00:06:33How fucking long?
00:06:34Weeks at least.
00:06:35Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
00:06:37That place got shut down 80 years ago.
00:06:39If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
00:06:42And there is also the small matter of the likely V-dub beast
00:06:45that spilled those Boy Scouts in like a Cadbury à la creme, huh?
00:06:48Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
00:06:51Odds are they're ten steps ahead.
00:06:53If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
00:06:57And if you give a shit, if Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
00:07:01Virus is useless and we're fucked sideways.
00:07:03So, who wants to go to Clearfield?
00:07:09Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
00:07:10He's gone.
00:07:11He legged it.
00:07:12I wonder whose fault that is.
00:07:15Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
00:07:18Unless you can tell us where Starlight is.
00:07:26Right.
00:07:27Let's get cracking.
00:07:42Annie.
00:07:44Dad.
00:07:45Dad.
00:07:46Dad.
00:07:47Dad.
00:07:51Hey, listen, I need to talk to you.
00:07:53All ears.
00:07:55Okay, can you please stop doing that?
00:08:05How did you find me?
00:08:07I've been looking for months.
00:08:08You are really good at hiding.
00:08:10It has been 20 years, and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
00:08:15What should I say?
00:08:18Dad?
00:08:24Annie, this is your brother, Mason.
00:08:30It's simple, Mr. President.
00:08:32You defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
00:08:36You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
00:08:42Thank you, sir.
00:08:46Let me be clear.
00:08:47Nobody summons me.
00:08:49The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter.
00:08:52With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
00:08:55B.A. flagged a deal point for your movie.
00:08:57We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
00:09:01It's in my writer.
00:09:03From 1984.
00:09:04I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
00:09:06You're welcome to take it up with Homelander.
00:09:08When he gets back from Fort Harmony.
00:09:12Fort Harmony?
00:09:14Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart, and we think there's a strong chance of finding V1
00:09:20at Fort Harmony.
00:09:22Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
00:09:28It's great news.
00:09:29If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you.
00:09:34You'll get to spend eternity together, father and son.
00:09:38Forever.
00:09:40Hmm.
00:09:42When did he leave?
00:09:43Hasn't left yet.
00:09:45Maybe you could go with him.
00:09:48Show him where to look.
00:09:50After all, it knows that place better than you.
00:10:09It's weird.
00:10:10No birds or animals, it's like...
00:10:12Fucking hell.
00:10:12Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't ya?
00:10:15Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
00:10:27Oh, fuck that.
00:10:29Nah, not really my type, son.
00:10:31Hey, how about trying a little respect?
00:10:32You know, Huey's right, Butcher.
00:10:34You should take her out to dinner first.
00:10:38Ah, let's see here.
00:10:40Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while.
00:10:43Something ripped them apart.
00:10:44Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stalk these woods.
00:10:48Let's get a move on, man.
00:10:50Didn't come out here to get dumped by Bigfoot.
00:11:03Hmm.
00:11:05God damn, this is delicious.
00:11:07Huh.
00:11:08Why do I wait so long to try this?
00:11:09What do I worry about?
00:11:11Probably the highest honor a fish can have, given their lives to me.
00:11:15I'm about to go to Little Fish Heaven with 47 Virgin Tuna.
00:11:18Yo!
00:11:19What the fuck, bro?
00:11:21I trusted you.
00:11:22Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
00:11:24You think going full method is easy?
00:11:25Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
00:11:28My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
00:11:31But I fucking committed.
00:11:32Wade, I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
00:11:35Wade, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:11:38I thought we were friends.
00:11:39I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are.
00:11:42How your powers are a joke.
00:11:44How you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
00:11:47Nobody says that.
00:11:48Yes, they do.
00:11:49All the time.
00:11:50Well, let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade.
00:11:52I needed a win from Homelander.
00:11:54Edgar was it.
00:11:55It's a doggy-dog world.
00:11:57Is that what you think the phrase is?
00:11:58Whatever.
00:11:59Just put your fucking mask back on.
00:12:02Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
00:12:04You better watch your fucking back.
00:12:06Oh, yeah?
00:12:06What are you going to do about it?
00:12:08Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
00:12:10He loves me right now.
00:12:11How long is that going to last?
00:12:12You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
00:12:22Oh, how much of your asshole went over.
00:12:25Oh, how much of your asshole went over.
00:12:33Oh, man.
00:12:34The view from back here was crazy.
00:12:36You love it.
00:12:39Hon.
00:12:40Hmm?
00:12:41You're Super Scream.
00:12:43We really got to get you a stronger ball gag.
00:12:45The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
00:12:51I gotta say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
00:12:55But I do love busting gushers all over your pathetic worm face.
00:13:02Oh, baby.
00:13:20Oh, shoot.
00:13:22I gotta run.
00:13:23I forgot I have a meeting with the worship team.
00:13:26He's lying.
00:13:26The church is bankrupt.
00:13:27Wait, what?
00:13:29The church is bankrupt?
00:13:30What?
00:13:30Who?
00:13:31Did back Ashley tell you that after all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
00:13:35That two-faced bitch.
00:13:36How do you lose money on a megachurch?
00:13:37You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
00:13:40Attendance is down.
00:13:41Donations are drying up.
00:13:42And I'm sure the two Gulf Streams don't help.
00:13:44How deep in the hole are you?
00:13:46Just, uh, 150 million.
00:13:49Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
00:13:52You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
00:13:56Hey, what happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face?
00:14:00That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Fay.
00:14:02This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
00:14:04Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.
00:14:06Well, what are we gonna do?
00:14:08We?
00:14:08You tell me.
00:14:09You're the fucking emissary of God.
00:14:12Ma'am, you have a visitor?
00:14:13I need y'all's help or something.
00:14:17Dang.
00:14:19Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here.
00:14:27Any sign of super cunt?
00:14:29Could already be inside.
00:14:32Well.
00:14:34Let's find out.
00:14:37What's wrong?
00:14:39Annie.
00:14:42She'll come back.
00:14:44Oh.
00:14:45I almost died.
00:14:46But she made it all about her and she took off.
00:14:48I mean, last year I got bad touched by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it
00:14:52about her.
00:14:53She can be such a fucking bitch.
00:15:00Ah.
00:15:01Jesus, sorry.
00:15:02I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
00:15:19Fucking hell.
00:15:20What the fuck happened here?
00:15:23Are we dead beast enjoyed in a musbush, perhaps?
00:15:28Explains why we didn't hear no animals.
00:15:30I said that ten minutes ago.
00:15:54Hi.
00:15:55Kathy.
00:15:56I have always wanted...
00:15:59It's nice to finally meet you.
00:16:01So you knew about this?
00:16:03You know what's funny?
00:16:05I must have asked you, like, a hundred times to go to Voughtland.
00:16:08But you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous.
00:16:10He said that?
00:16:12I couldn't get him off that thing.
00:16:19How's your mom?
00:16:20She's okay. She's in hiding, but she's okay.
00:16:25You're a cop?
00:16:26Deputy.
00:16:27Deputy.
00:16:28I thought you were working for, um, the telephone company.
00:16:32When was the last time you saw a payphone?
00:16:35So, does that mean you're rounding up Starlighters?
00:16:38You mean terrorists?
00:16:40Me, sir.
00:16:41Sorry, am I being rude?
00:16:42We're all good with serving tea to the soup serial killer in our living room.
00:16:45That's enough.
00:16:48You know what?
00:16:50I'm sorry.
00:16:51I'm sorry.
00:16:52I put you guys in danger just by being here.
00:16:55You were right.
00:16:56Keeping me a secret.
00:16:58I'll just go.
00:16:59Annie, wait.
00:17:02I'm making a stroganoff.
00:17:04Well, it's a hamburger helper, but...
00:17:06Have dinner with us?
00:17:07Wash your clothes.
00:17:09Take a shower.
00:17:09No offense, but...
00:17:11You could use one.
00:17:14This is insane.
00:17:21Really?
00:17:22We're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again?
00:17:24Baja green goddess with impossible chorizo.
00:17:26Yeah, can somebody make a run to Home Depot and get me some organic peat moss soil?
00:17:30Three pounds?
00:17:31All right, y'all.
00:17:32Let's keep it going.
00:17:33Blue sky day.
00:17:34No bad ideas.
00:17:36Just gotta sell Homelander as our lord and savior's all.
00:17:39All right, it's first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV?
00:17:42He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from.
00:17:45Oh, you couldn't do it live, though.
00:17:47We'd have to VFX the entire thing.
00:17:48Right, this is a yes and run.
00:17:50Oh, yes and.
00:17:51You're an idiot.
00:17:53Okay, uh, the bad version is he turns water into wine.
00:17:56Played a quick game of opposites here.
00:17:58What if it was something not fucking terrible?
00:18:02Like, what if Homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people meet their new
00:18:09god in person, huh?
00:18:10Ooh, selfies with God.
00:18:13Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne on the Temple Mount.
00:18:17That is your poster right there.
00:18:18Amen.
00:18:19Mm-hmm.
00:18:20This is amazing.
00:18:22And for the record, Homelander is 100% God.
00:18:26Um, but won't some people say he's not?
00:18:29Uh, a Homelander church would bring in Homelander box office.
00:18:33We prayed to God for help.
00:18:35He's answering.
00:18:36Looks like Firecrotch has a point.
00:18:39Excuse me?
00:18:39The other Firecrotch.
00:18:41Madam Vice President.
00:18:42Because according to the Snap poll here, only 22% of Americans would even accept Homelander as their one true
00:18:47God.
00:18:47Making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s, which is where he'd need to be.
00:18:51You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with used suits, but VOD Plus never releases any.
00:18:57Look, what we need to do is tell a story.
00:19:04Who here has read Joseph Campbell?
00:19:05Jesus Christ.
00:19:06What?
00:19:07No wonder the Lamplight or Light a Justice finale got a D-minus on AV Club.
00:19:11Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes from the Avenging Squad prequel.
00:19:18You try and make a good finale out of that.
00:19:19The problem is, we are trying to sell a product that no one is asking for.
00:19:24Like New Coke.
00:19:26Right?
00:19:26Everybody already loves Jesus.
00:19:28They wanna eat right out of his asshole.
00:19:32Figuratively speaking, of course.
00:19:34Jesus was a great man.
00:19:36Yeah.
00:19:36The things he preached, turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners, caring for the poor, that shit don't sell
00:19:48no more.
00:19:49No, what we need is a church that preaches American.
00:19:55America is God's government and we are his chosen people.
00:20:01Manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit.
00:20:07With a real American hero as our savior.
00:20:15The democratic church of America.
00:20:25You heard the numbers.
00:20:26The public won't accept it if we come out and call Homelander God.
00:20:30I know what to call him.
00:20:36The Orson Welles wore a cape.
00:20:38Cover his fat ass.
00:20:41Well, we could still fly the rest of the way.
00:20:43I told you, you're not fucking carrying me.
00:20:45Alright.
00:20:50What?
00:20:51Oh my God.
00:20:54A couple of uggos.
00:20:58What changed your mind?
00:21:02Yesterday you told me you wouldn't help me.
00:21:07Firecracker said you looked up to me.
00:21:10Guess you're not a complete idiot.
00:21:13I never said that.
00:21:15You want my help or not?
00:21:19The other day, when Clara Vaught's name came up, I got the impression you knew her.
00:21:25I fucked her once or twice, that's all.
00:21:30What?
00:21:31You did?
00:21:33Uh...
00:21:34And uh...
00:21:35I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:21:40Where is she?
00:21:43Dead.
00:21:45Suicide.
00:21:46Oh shit.
00:21:47She never offered so.
00:21:50Yeah, well, she did.
00:21:52Did you see a body?
00:22:13Hey.
00:22:14Found something.
00:22:18Blueprints.
00:22:19Yeah, there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground.
00:22:22There's the lab.
00:22:23If the V1 is here, that's where it should be.
00:22:25Blueprints.
00:22:26Oh, fucking magic.
00:22:28If the V1's here, it ought to be in the lab.
00:22:30I just said that.
00:22:31Are you ever gonna fucking listen to me?
00:22:32Yeah, as soon as you say something worth listening to, love.
00:22:35Why do you have to be such an asshole?
00:22:37Well, finally twigged now, have you?
00:22:38No, you remind me every day.
00:22:40Oh, real father of the year getting Ryan to fight your battles for you.
00:22:44Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie and then killed him.
00:22:48Okay, you know what?
00:22:48It's not just Ryan.
00:22:50Look at what you did to MF.
00:22:51The fuck did he do to me?
00:22:51He dragged you down into shit with him.
00:22:53And the worst part, you let him do it, you fucking pussy.
00:22:56Everyone, s'il vous plaît.
00:22:57Pussy.
00:22:58Something is wrong here.
00:22:59This fucking nonce just called you a pussy.
00:23:01You're gonna let him get away with that.
00:23:02Want me to put you in the fucking dirt?
00:23:04Yeah, fucking do it, man.
00:23:06Do it.
00:23:06Fucking do it.
00:23:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:08Hey, that's enough.
00:23:10None of you ever listen to me.
00:23:12Listen to you?
00:23:13You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else.
00:23:15I don't need you to translate for me anymore.
00:23:17I'm not your fucking pet.
00:23:18Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal.
00:23:21Hey, stop!
00:23:22Can you not see there is something strange about this place?
00:23:26We need to focus.
00:23:27V1.
00:23:28Huh?
00:23:32Allons-y.
00:23:46Mason!
00:23:53Sorry about him, he's...
00:23:54It's okay.
00:23:55I used to be his age.
00:23:57I saw the sign out front.
00:23:59In this house, we believe in Homelander.
00:24:01Your boss of the department made everybody put them up in answer to a suit named Livewire now.
00:24:07I don't round up starlighters, by the way.
00:24:10When that order comes in, I catch the flu.
00:24:12And the other deputies?
00:24:13They think that starlighters are coming for their kids.
00:24:16But that's a lie that Vought sells.
00:24:18I know that.
00:24:19Then why don't you say anything?
00:24:22The last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night with his wife and kids.
00:24:27I'm not proud of it, Annie.
00:24:29But I have a family to protect.
00:24:34I came here to get, you know, some answers and some closure before time runs out, but...
00:24:41Not what you expected.
00:24:43You could say that.
00:24:46After you left, I told myself that, you know, you just, you didn't want kids.
00:24:51But maybe you just didn't want me.
00:25:01Have a seat.
00:25:05Have a seat.
00:25:06Have a seat.
00:25:18Have a seat.
00:25:21You just want to take you.
00:25:22Have a seat.
00:25:26You're allowed me.
00:25:27Have a seat.
00:25:27Set it up to the courier.
00:25:37this movie was shit
00:25:38I did consider asking you for my money back
00:25:42I didn't always approve of the choices you made
00:25:44but I was always proud of you
00:25:48maybe even more proud when you quit
00:25:55why did you leave
00:25:59the first time I saw your mother was on a church mission
00:26:03El Salvador
00:26:04we were young
00:26:07wanted to save the world
00:26:10we were so happy when you came along
00:26:14and your mom was dead certain that giving you V
00:26:17was gonna give you a better life
00:26:20better than a payphone repairman could give you
00:26:24she asked me do you know how we can really change the world
00:26:28Ray's a superhero
00:26:29so you you got on board
00:26:34until she started telling you you were chosen by God
00:26:39and the thing is you believed it
00:26:42and then she believed it
00:26:44and I just
00:26:47I couldn't keep lying to you
00:26:49so I left
00:26:51you never even reached out
00:26:52to do what
00:26:53shatter your dreams
00:26:54keep lying to you
00:26:55I'd have taken you there
00:26:57I needed you
00:27:04if I could go back and change things I would
00:27:09I should have been there for you
00:27:12should have stood up for you
00:27:15I'm sorry
00:27:16I left Annie
00:27:19it runs in the family I guess
00:27:23what do you mean
00:27:24I flipped out the other day
00:27:25and I ditched someone I really love
00:27:29it's like he's um
00:27:30it's like he's my heart
00:27:31walking
00:27:32on the outside
00:27:34and if they got to him
00:27:35Annie
00:27:36the people we love
00:27:38aren't a weakness
00:27:40they're the reason that we fight
00:27:53hey is it alright if I talk to him
00:27:55of course
00:27:57just
00:27:59knock first
00:28:01I learned that lesson the hard way
00:28:15yeah
00:28:16their love is this way
00:28:20oh
00:28:22fuck you know
00:28:23they've been here a minute
00:28:24haven't they
00:28:27decades
00:28:32hunters
00:28:32look at their knives
00:28:35these men
00:28:36they kill each other
00:28:38what if there is a monster here
00:28:41but it's us
00:28:42what the fuck you want about Frenchy
00:28:44toxoplasmosis
00:28:45it's a parasite in cat shit
00:28:48it can infect humans
00:28:49makes them react with explosive anger
00:28:51you think we ate cat shit
00:28:53ate
00:28:53no
00:28:54if the V1 spilled into the groundwater
00:28:57it could mutated the plants
00:28:59their spores fills us with rage
00:29:01we murder each other
00:29:03and voila
00:29:05we're plant food for these vines
00:29:08okay so like the last of us
00:29:11no
00:29:11that is just the walking dead with mushrooms
00:29:14the dead campers
00:29:16the animals
00:29:17these hunters
00:29:18surely you all
00:29:19see
00:29:20how strangely you've been acting
00:29:22us
00:29:22I've seen you blow cocaine up your dick hole
00:29:25wait
00:29:25you have a point
00:29:27the copious amounts of drugs
00:29:28I've taken for decades
00:29:29it's surely altered my brain chemistry
00:29:31that's why I'm not affected
00:29:33guess being a junkie was good for something after all
00:29:35ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:29:37Romeo and fucking Juliet
00:29:39you two survived this war
00:29:41I'll give this six months tops
00:29:45well fucking well
00:29:59let's fucking go
00:30:03where are you going
00:30:05you gotta top those cunts
00:30:06get us killed you fucking idiots
00:30:09neither of you are thinking street
00:30:11get that fucking gun out of my face
00:30:12frenchie
00:30:13that ain't gonna do shit to me sonny
00:30:15no
00:30:15but I will
00:30:17homelander and soldier boy
00:30:19kill you
00:30:19then kill us
00:30:20then if there's any v1 here
00:30:22it's homelander's
00:30:24does that make your family safe
00:30:27is that the revenge you seek
00:30:29does that make things right for Becca
00:30:35fine
00:30:41we must hurry before we tear each other apart
00:30:44or the soups do
00:30:48so what's the point
00:30:49what the fuck frenchie
00:30:52it's deer urine
00:30:53hunters use it to attract prey
00:30:54but we will use it to hide our scent from homelander
00:30:57you spray that shit on me
00:30:58and I'll rip your fucking head off
00:31:01I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss
00:31:03to save our asses
00:31:07it's just science bro
00:31:09when you jizz
00:31:10masculine vitality leaves your body
00:31:12gotta hold that shit in
00:31:13right noir
00:31:15right noir
00:31:16fuck you
00:31:19looks like you hit the wrong button there broseph
00:31:21bitch
00:31:22says what
00:31:24what
00:31:26what
00:31:26I just
00:31:32want to talk
00:31:36wow
00:31:36your picture was never up there
00:31:38yeah good
00:31:41good
00:31:42I mean
00:31:43uh yeah
00:31:43no that's
00:31:45good
00:31:45I don't put traitors on my wall
00:31:47okay you know
00:31:49what they say about me
00:31:50none of it's true
00:31:51do you mean the part that you blew your way into the seven or that you're a terrorist who traffics
00:31:55children
00:31:56so that's like a hard no on getting into the back of my van
00:32:01hey look
00:32:01Mason
00:32:02Mason
00:32:04you go to school at homelander academy and you come home and you watch thousands of tiktoks every day
00:32:10how is the truth supposed to compete with that
00:32:13whatever
00:32:14you're like the fbi's most wanted
00:32:17okay well like it or not the fbi's most wanted is your sister so you can keep being an asshole
00:32:22about it or you know we can also talk about it
00:32:25is there a third option
00:32:31let me guess
00:32:32chocolate cream felt
00:32:34every thursday morning
00:32:35right
00:32:37dad used to take me before school
00:32:41it's one of the things I miss the most actually
00:32:44I think he was just taking me as his beard
00:32:49yeah I feel like he's giving me diabetes
00:33:15it's not here
00:33:16fuck this and fuck you and fuck me this is a goddamn waste of time
00:33:25putcher
00:33:26take a look
00:33:28maybe some motherfucker beat us to it
00:33:31not too long ago neither
00:33:32they punched 80 years of rust right off the safe
00:33:36now how many soups do we know that can punch this hard
00:33:40dozen maybe more
00:33:42what is it
00:33:46heroin
00:33:46heroin
00:33:47of course you would fucking know that
00:33:52oh
00:33:53so
00:33:53punch like a bleeding sledgehammer
00:33:56that it takes for a fucking smack
00:34:00bombsite
00:34:01no one have seen bombsite for decades
00:34:04he's likely dead
00:34:05what if he's not asshole
00:34:07it'd be about the only other cunt that'd know this shit was here
00:34:10you mean bombsite from soldier boys first team
00:34:13wouldn't he have already been shot up with v1
00:34:15what do you need more for
00:34:22hey ed
00:34:23everything all right
00:34:24yeah i'm sorry to bother you on your day off
00:34:26this is gonna sound crazy
00:34:28is starlight in there
00:34:29i'm sorry what
00:34:31i got a call from mason
00:34:33but it's a joke right
00:34:35tell me it's a joke
00:34:44she's my daughter
00:34:45your daughter
00:34:47jesus christ can i ever fucking lie
00:34:49i've known you 20 years and you know
00:34:51i should have told you
00:34:52she's a serial killer
00:34:53she's not
00:34:55i promise you
00:34:56i'm begging you
00:34:58get back in your cruiser
00:35:00and let this go
00:35:01are you crazy
00:35:02i am not dying
00:35:03in a prison camp over this
00:35:05i gotta take her in
00:35:07you need to step aside
00:35:08right now
00:35:09please ed
00:35:10just take a breath
00:35:14hands up right now
00:35:15i don't think so
00:35:15walk away
00:35:19ed put it down
00:35:20i said now
00:35:21walk away
00:35:22no you're under arrest
00:35:24ed relax
00:35:24everybody please
00:35:26i'm warning you
00:35:26i said walk away
00:35:27with the both of you
00:35:28fucking stop
00:35:35i'm sorry i just
00:35:37ed we sit next to each other
00:35:39in church every sunday
00:35:40after pam died
00:35:41you ate dinner here
00:35:43for how many months
00:35:43yeah
00:35:44and you lied to my face
00:35:45the whole time
00:35:45i know you're scared
00:35:46i'm scared too
00:35:47but what vat's been making us do
00:35:49pulling people out of their homes
00:35:50are neighbors
00:35:51and sending them to
00:35:54god knows where
00:35:56you know it's wrong
00:36:00annie's my daughter
00:36:01and i love her
00:36:02i should have stood up for her a long time ago
00:36:05she's not what they say she is
00:36:07she's a good person ed
00:36:08and if good people stop trying to do the right thing
00:36:11then what the hell chance do we have
00:36:18she better be gone in an hour
00:36:20or i swear to god
00:36:21i'm coming back
00:36:23with live wire
00:36:23i'm hauling you both in
00:36:26thanks
00:36:26it smells like deer piss
00:36:41the last time i was here
00:36:42i was fresh off the front lines
00:36:44still picking nazi brains out of my hair
00:36:46and only the best of the best got selected for dr vat's trials
00:36:50not soft little hog chompers
00:36:53of course
00:36:54no i forgot how tough you were
00:36:56hey
00:36:56i'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck
00:36:58i mean your cock's as useless as your cape
00:37:01what's the point of being famous if you're not getting your dick wet
00:37:04oh oh my dick was sopping wet
00:37:06when i pulled it out of storm front
00:37:07and wiped it on her fucking chin
00:37:17oh look more uggos
00:37:21friends of yours
00:37:28oh shit
00:37:30they're right above us
00:37:31oh you best getting the fuck out of ya
00:37:33come on
00:37:33hey
00:37:34what about the v1
00:37:35your bombsite has a v1
00:37:36then it saves us from having to torch it
00:37:38what are you talking about
00:37:41who's us
00:37:45what
00:37:46you're afraid the world needs more immortal cunts do ya
00:37:49we need it
00:37:50to save annie
00:37:51and kimiko
00:37:52you've been planning this
00:37:53this whole time haven't you
00:37:54shh
00:37:55homelander will hear us
00:37:56and you
00:37:56you've just been going along with it again
00:37:59we can't take the risk huey
00:38:01and if she has to be collateral damage
00:38:02so that homelander dies and my daughter lives
00:38:04we ain't got no fucking choice
00:38:06easy for you to say it won't fucking kill you
00:38:08well at least he knows when to keep this gob shut
00:38:10and do as he's fucking told
00:38:12excuse me
00:38:13no no no we don't have time for this
00:38:14we need to find a way out
00:38:15you want to know a little secret butcher
00:38:16i cheered when i found out that you were dying
00:38:19because at least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass
00:38:22you know i used to say to these guys
00:38:23don't give up on butcher
00:38:24there's good in him
00:38:25fighting to get out
00:38:26i was wrong
00:38:27if there was anything human in there
00:38:29it's dead
00:38:30underneath that chest full of octococks
00:38:32you are just a fucking monster
00:38:34maybe i like it better
00:38:36that parasite's not just in you
00:38:37it is you
00:38:38you're the cancer
00:38:39lower your voices
00:38:40you are just as bad as homelander
00:38:42maybe worse
00:38:43and i'm not gonna let you drag us all down with you
00:38:45and what you gonna do about it
00:38:47i'll fucking kill you
00:38:53please
00:38:54calm down
00:39:10come on m.m. i mean if butcher will let you
00:39:20everybody please stop
00:39:41where'd you think you're going
00:39:45don't care
00:39:48don't
00:39:53tough guy my ass
00:39:56what?
00:39:57you
00:39:57your whole bit
00:39:58this whole guts and glory thing
00:40:00what a fucking joke
00:40:02i read your classified file
00:40:04your brother won a silver star for bravery at Anzio
00:40:08and that's what made you
00:40:09beg your father to buy you a spot
00:40:12in dr. Roth's trials
00:40:13because it killed you
00:40:15to see your brother dripping
00:40:17and all that glory
00:40:18making you
00:40:20look all the more feeble
00:40:23in comparison
00:40:24you don't know shit about me
00:40:27really
00:40:29i know that when they tried to inject you with the V
00:40:32you were so fucking petrified
00:40:34that they had to strap you to the table
00:40:35and you pissed yourself
00:40:38crying for your mommy
00:40:40like the whiny spoiled little rich boy that you are
00:40:45they gave you the world
00:40:47and you
00:40:48you deserve nothing
00:40:51oh christ what's this shithole now
00:40:56what are you doing
00:41:03oh well done
00:41:04i'll be out of here in 30 seconds
00:41:06maybe
00:41:07maybe not
00:41:11it's enriched uranium
00:41:12they'd stick us soups in there
00:41:14to see if we could survive an atomic bomb
00:41:16now for normal joe
00:41:17they'd be dead in minutes
00:41:18but for you
00:41:18it's a stomach flu
00:41:20good luck though
00:41:22getting out of a soup proof cell
00:41:23while you're bleeding out of your ass
00:41:35where are you going
00:41:37i'm gonna go destroy any V1
00:41:38that i find
00:41:39you triple crown
00:41:40cock jockey
00:41:42why
00:41:42you don't get it do you
00:41:44how much i can't fucking stand you
00:41:51how much i can't find out of your ass
00:42:21how much i can't find out of your ass
00:42:21how much i can't find out of your ass
00:42:21how much i can't find out of your ass
00:42:24Oh, my God.
00:42:34Come on, son.
00:42:37Come and have a go.
00:43:15Come and have a go.
00:43:21All alone and with the likes of you.
00:43:24What's the matter?
00:43:25Cunt got your tongue?
00:43:28Will wonders ever cease?
00:43:32Tell me, sonny.
00:43:36If you did get the juice in you, you think that makes you a god, don't you?
00:43:42Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
00:43:45Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats
00:43:48gargling your bollocks and singing the Hosanna,
00:43:52you still wouldn't be happy.
00:43:54Because deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
00:44:02Now you beat the shit out of your own son.
00:44:06Don't get weaker than that.
00:44:18Brian is alive.
00:44:21Because he's strong.
00:44:23Because he's my son.
00:44:25The son of God.
00:44:27You ain't no god.
00:44:29How's about I go fetch the virus,
00:44:31and then we'll watch you shit your fucking spine out?
00:44:38You don't have it, do you?
00:44:43The virus.
00:44:51Don't I?
00:44:53No.
00:44:55You don't.
00:44:56You would have used it by now.
00:45:03You have no way to stop me, do you?
00:45:07Oh, William.
00:45:08You have no idea what you're up against.
00:45:13You can't intervene.
00:45:15I will get the V1.
00:45:17And when I do, I'm gonna fillet you alive.
00:45:21And you, Starlight, all the non-believers,
00:45:27you're all gonna fucking drown in your own blood.
00:45:32I promise you, before I die,
00:45:38I'll fucking have you.
00:45:40You're all fucking paste.
00:45:43I can take what's mine,
00:45:45and that makes this whole fucking shitball
00:45:49my birthright!
00:45:52My destiny!
00:45:55My destiny!
00:46:25Fucker!
00:46:27Shit!
00:46:30Shit!
00:46:35Shit!
00:46:39Shit!
00:46:41Oh, my God.
00:47:23Goddamn it!
00:47:33Fuck!
00:47:45Oh, my God.
00:48:17Quinn.
00:48:19You knew this, man?
00:48:23You were a doctor of Vought's trials together.
00:48:27Figures this would be you.
00:48:29You ugly piece of shit.
00:48:31Oh, you hated me.
00:48:33Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
00:48:37Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
00:48:42You still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:48:44This creature is nothing but hate.
00:48:46It makes us hate.
00:48:48He's the curse of all of this.
00:48:51Listen to me.
00:48:53You are the only one who can end it.
00:48:55Put a stop to his misery.
00:48:57Put him out of his misery.
00:48:58No, no, God, no.
00:49:00No, I like him like this.
00:49:04Fuck you, bitch!
00:49:07Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
00:49:10Fuck you.
00:49:11Fuck you!
00:49:12Because I still got it.
00:49:13I got all of it.
00:49:14I fucking won!
00:49:20If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
00:49:31I know why Queen hates you.
00:49:33Oh, is that right?
00:49:34Because he sees you for what you really are.
00:49:37He was a real soldier.
00:49:39You were just a boy playing dress-up.
00:49:41But you got to be the hero.
00:49:43Well, he got to be this.
00:49:45Now, where's the justice in that?
00:49:47He should be you up there.
00:49:49Shoot him.
00:49:49Should be your pain.
00:49:53You are nothing but a coward.
00:49:56I said shut your fucking mouth!
00:49:59Ah!
00:50:02Ah!
00:50:03Ah!
00:50:04Ah!
00:50:17Huey.
00:50:20I'm...
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:24Yeah.
00:50:27Me too.
00:50:31Ah!
00:50:50Oh, my God.
00:51:02Oh, fuck. I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:38A little bit of Monica in my life. A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of
00:51:45Rita's all I need. A little bit of Tina's what I see. A little bit of Sandra in the sun.
00:51:52A little bit of Mary all night long.
00:51:55Oh, well, that was the best sure enough I've ever had. It definitely wasn't, but that's kind of you.
00:52:08You have something you want to say? Sorry. You want to try that again? I'm sorry. Good. But you're grounded
00:52:18until you're 20.
00:52:19Hmm. More like 30. I hope we see each other again. Me too.
00:52:35Any? Don't make the same mistake I did. Don't give up on the people you love. All right?
00:52:59You.
00:53:00You.
00:53:01Oh, my God.
00:53:55The evil wasn't here.
00:54:04Are you crying?
00:54:12Just fucking do it already.
00:54:21Oh, my God.
00:54:50We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
00:54:54You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done.
00:55:01Never let me do it again.
00:55:02Never.
00:55:07I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man whore.
00:55:10I don't remember you calling me that.
00:55:13I didn't.
00:55:14I thought I did.
00:55:17You're not wrong.
00:55:19I was once, but I'm clean now.
00:55:24And I can be whatever you need.
00:55:56I don't want to change you.
00:55:57I can thrive in it, which is fine, but I can't go back to that.
00:56:08So where does that leave us?
00:56:37I'm sorry.
00:56:40I shouldn't have left you.
00:56:41I should have been here.
00:56:42Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't super good dead in this.
00:57:01Listen, mate.
00:57:02That shot I said.
00:57:04Hey.
00:57:05Don't tell me you didn't mean it, I.
00:57:07Cause I sure as hell man every fucking word I said.
00:57:10So we got a problem.
00:57:17We cool, man.
00:57:19We cool.
00:57:27What are you doing?
00:57:29Just thinking.
00:57:31Well, the shit show is on.
00:57:41The shining sea.
00:57:45America.
00:57:48Yes.
00:57:50Yes.
00:57:55Brothers and sisters.
00:57:58Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
00:58:04Because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritan's Embrace.
00:58:10Can I get an amen?
00:58:11Amen.
00:58:13I mean, I love all this.
00:58:15Love.
00:58:16But don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
00:58:18I did.
00:58:20Now I believe in Homelander.
00:58:21She's lying.
00:58:22No shit.
00:58:23Excuse me?
00:58:27But today, brothers and sisters, today, we set America back on its true course.
00:58:33Yes.
00:58:34Yes.
00:58:34Yes.
00:58:35Yes.
00:58:35Yes.
00:58:35Yes.
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:42We will be patriots of faith.
00:58:46Yes.
00:58:46Yes.
00:58:46We will fulfill our founding father's dream.
00:58:51Yes.
00:58:51Yes.
00:58:51Yes.
00:58:51Yes.
00:58:52Yes.
00:58:52Yes.
00:58:52Yes.
00:58:52And today, Samaritan's Embrace becomes the Democratic Church of America.
00:59:03And here to share his holy plan for our new church, he is not just a man.
00:59:11He's not just a superman.
00:59:18He is the prophet of the Lord!
00:59:25He is the prophet of America!
00:59:30He is the prophet of America!
00:59:46He is the prophet of America!
00:59:50He is the prophet of America!
00:59:51Go, Pedro!
00:59:52Go, Pedro!
00:59:53Go, Pedro!
00:59:54Go, Pedro!
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