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05:45Gros en crop tops, a game of flip cup
05:48Stop sign as decor
05:50Unbelievable
05:51He's at UNLA
05:53Wait, how did you...
05:54Tiny school logo and a tiny polo shirt
05:57Damn, you're like Nancy Drew
05:58Well, online stalking is a critical part of the game
06:01Who is Nancy Drew? Is she verified?
06:03Okay, whatever
06:04I need you to get dressed, because we're crashing this party
06:07Oh, college party? No, that's not happening
06:09Joanna, college guys
06:11are exactly what you need right now
06:13They're quick, easy
06:15and you can steal the scrunchie off their doorknob
06:17the next morning
06:18And tonight, you're gonna make out with something
06:20other than a milkshake
06:22Get dressed, we're going
06:26Oh, yes
06:29Cheap beer and peer pressure
06:32Yeah, it's awesome
06:34Oh my god, check it out
06:36Love that move
06:37Miss that move
06:38What move?
06:39The triple P, phone pocket play
06:41You find a guy you're into
06:42and you ask him to hold your phone
06:44Then at the end of the night
06:45he has to find you to give it back to you
06:47By that point, you'll both be drunk so you hook up
06:50Classic triple P
06:51I'll probably just keep my phone in my clutch
06:54What clutch, Joanna?
06:56Okay, the last thing that Mark snapped
06:58was a video of him doing an ice luge
07:00So, BRB
07:03Thanks for inviting me, Chloe
07:04It's been super fun hanging out with you
07:09Peter?
07:11Joanna, what are you doing here?
07:12I was dragged into Mark and Chloe drama
07:14Did Mark bring you?
07:15No, I brought him
07:18Grace is DJing the party tonight
07:20Grace DJs?
07:21Yeah, come on
07:25So, you ready to party like you're 21 again?
07:29Oh, I'm ready to party like I'm 30
07:32You know, it's all about partying smarter, not harder
07:36Even in college, I didn't party like a college kid
07:39All my classes were at 9 a.m.
07:42So, were you ever in a sorority?
07:44Worst
07:45An acapella group
07:48Girls in trouble
07:50Yeah, which was especially awkward for the one guy in our group
07:53You think we would have been friends in college?
07:55I don't know, probably not
07:56I mean, we would have seen each other in a party or in the hall
08:00But you probably would have thought you were too cool for me
08:03What?
08:04I literally just told you I was in an acapella group
08:07Like, I was not too cool for anyone
08:09Well, I mean, acapella groups are kind of cool now
08:12With, you know, that Glee show and stuff, but
08:20Awesome, so
08:21This is our first college party together
08:24And possibly our first hangover together
08:27This is strong
08:27Let me get you one
08:30Oh, wait, uh, Peter
08:33Could you hold my phone?
08:37I don't have pockets, you know, so it's annoying
08:40Yeah, sure
08:42Thank you
08:57Who is that?
08:58That is, um, Sarah
09:00The girl that I picked for Peter
09:03How do you feel about it?
09:04Are you okay?
09:05I mean, oh my God
09:07Look at Mark talking to crop top McGee over there
09:10I'll be back
09:11Confession
09:12I am not a total nerd
09:14But I didn't really drink a lot in college
09:16I was focused on the whole pre-med thing
09:18Counter-confession
09:20Me too
09:21Well, except the whole pre-med thing
09:22I've always wanted to know what it was like at a frat party
09:25Oh my God
09:25I wonder if I have the upper body strength to do a keg stand
09:28Oh, I can hold your legs
09:29Perfect
09:30So romantic
09:31So romantic
09:32Hey, long line at the keg?
09:35Yeah, yeah, sorry about that
09:39Oh yeah, uh, Joanna, this is Sarah
09:41And Sarah, this is Joanna, my friend from high school
09:45Nice to meet you
09:46You too
09:49Peter, what time is your sister going on?
09:51Oh, uh, I'm not sure
09:53Uh, let me go check on her
09:58So, uh, Sarah, what do you do?
10:00I'm a pediatrician
10:03How about you?
10:04Oh, me
10:05Um, you know, I'm kind of between things right now
10:09Um, yeah, I used to be in finance
10:11I just moved back to LA
10:13And I moved in with my best friend's sister
10:16She's really cool
10:19Yeah, I'm just, um, just trying to figure stuff out
10:22Right now
10:24Awesome
10:29Nice, that's two, that's three cups
10:31Ball's back
10:32There you are
10:34You're not inviting me to parties?
10:36Clay, what are you doing here?
10:37I saw your Snap story, okay?
10:39It was clearly FOMO bait
10:40What are you, like, hitting on college-age girls now?
10:43That is so pathetic and potentially illegal
10:46Oh, oh, pathetic
10:47As pathetic as you seeing my Snapchat stories
10:50And tracking down where I am?
10:51Who are you, Nancy Drew?
10:53Who is this Nancy person that you keep on?
10:56Is she, like, a blogger?
10:57Or is just she, like, on the-
10:59Stop that! Stop!
11:00Okay, you know what?
11:01It doesn't matter, okay?
11:02Don't, don't, no, stop!
11:03Keep playing!
11:04No, don't-
11:05Throw the ball, Brad!
11:06Don't do it, Brad!
11:07Throw the ball!
11:08Damn it!
11:09Listen, you want to play games, okay?
11:11You can't game the game master, all right?
11:13No, no, you can't
11:14Tonight I'm going to get my Puma on, okay?
11:17I am a single, you hear that, Brad?
11:19Single, hot, 26-year-old woman
11:22And tonight I'm going to make some college guys
11:24Maybe Brad ruin his patterned board shorts
11:28Okay, yeah, well, me too!
11:30But with the opposite sex!
11:32If you want to check out any more updates
11:34Just check out my Snapchat story
11:35I know you will
11:37Stalker!
11:38I'm not a stalker, don't
11:42Don't, don't
11:42Damn it!
11:44Oh!
11:44Damn it!
11:47Oh, hey, Chloe!
11:48Hi!
11:49How'd it go with Mark?
11:50Not at all as I planned
11:51So now, to appear irresistible
11:53I need a hot frat guy to make out with
11:56What's your status?
11:58I really just want to get out of here, you know?
12:00What?
12:01No, no, hey, no
12:02No!
12:03Look around!
12:0421-year-olds everywhere, okay?
12:06Hot, horny, at their sexual peak
12:08And as a 30-year-old woman
12:10You are also at your sexual peak
12:1129
12:12Whatever!
12:13You're a human
12:14And you have carnal desires
12:16And college guys are great for satisfying those
12:19Just look at them!
12:21I mean, they have no feelings!
12:23They barely have brains!
12:24Their frontal lobes won't develop for several years!
12:27Okay?
12:28They get in and they get out
12:29And that's exactly what you need
12:30Hi!
12:31Can I steal you for a second?
12:33Hey!
12:33You're hot and seem down to clown
12:36What's your name?
12:37Trevor
12:37Trevor!
12:38Very cool stuff!
12:39He's yours!
12:40And let's get a look at you
12:42Yes, you'll do nicely!
12:44What's up?
12:44He's mine!
12:45What do you say we make some mistakes together?
12:49Your t-shirt has letters on it
12:51That's great!
13:03Hey!
13:04What are you doing out here?
13:05There's so many more people here than I thought there was going to be
13:08And they all have phones
13:09Do you know how viral DJ fails are?
13:12If tonight doesn't work out
13:14Maybe that means that taking a year off to pursue music was a mistake
13:18I should have just gotten a secure job with all my friends
13:21Look, even the greats take a year off
13:24Jordan left the game to play baseball
13:27Actually, that was a mistake
13:30Really big mistake, actually
13:33What I'm trying to say is
13:36Maybe this is your space chair
13:40Sorry to interrupt the rousing halftime speech
13:42But can I just say something?
13:45Uh, who are you?
13:47Oh, hi, this is my date
13:48You exist?
13:49Yeah, I'm Sarah
13:50And what you're feeling is totally normal
13:52But, you know, when I went into med school
13:55I went in right after college
13:57And I really wish I'd taken time off to take risks
14:00However tonight goes, it's awesome
14:02You're going for it
14:03You're doing exactly what you should be doing in your early 20s
14:06Plus, everyone at this party is drunk
14:08They're not going to remember
14:12Thanks
14:14Her speech was much better than yours, by the way
14:17I'll see you guys in 20
14:19Go get them, Gracie
14:23Hey, thank you
14:25I hope you're a bit stuck
14:30Hey, so what's your snap?
14:33That's cute, but I meant your Snapchat
14:35Like, can I add you as a friend or
14:36This is my only snap
14:38Dude, you got to get on it
14:39It's the best
14:40I'm like, I mean, I'm kind of a big deal
14:42People call me like a snap celebrity
14:43I get like a thousand views
14:45A snap, not a big deal
14:46But kind of a big deal
14:47Sometimes I make jokes
14:48I make jokes on there too
14:49Like, I'll like have my face
14:51But I'll put like an emoji on it
14:53Sometimes I'll put a ghost right here
14:54And act like scared, you know
14:56I'm going to find my friend though
14:58I'll be, I'll be
14:59Oh, sure
15:00Hey, Joanna
15:01I, um, I miss you already
15:03A lot
15:05All right, bitches
15:06We're about to shotgun these beers
15:08Okay, but that's kind of an offensive use of that word
15:10Do you have any, like, anything else?
15:12Like anything micro-brewed or something?
15:14Nope, I'm sorry
15:14Three, two, one, let's do it
15:16Not even a D
15:18Oh my god
15:18Oh my god
15:21Yeah, you are so good at that
15:25Just burped in my mouth
15:26You just burped into my mouth
15:27That was totally an accident
15:28Okay
15:29Professor Hawk is totally ruining my life
15:31Oh, yeah, no, I don't, I don't miss that
15:33Oh, you, you graduated?
15:35When?
15:36Yeah, I'd say about, uh, nine years ago
15:38So you're what?
15:39You're like 30?
15:41Why are you here?
15:43Oh my god, are you a cop?
15:45No, wait, Katie, hey
15:47This guy might be a cop
15:50How deeply uncool
15:52Here we go
15:53Oh, you got beat by a rookie
15:56Yes
15:56You're a natural
15:57I know, I found my true calling
15:59Oh, hey, uh, Grace is about to go on
16:01Uh, you want to go to the dance floor?
16:03Yeah, cool
16:03Um, I'm gonna run to the bathroom
16:04I'll see you there
16:10Hey, you having fun?
16:12Yeah, blast
16:14She'll come back to college more often
16:16Hey, how's this, everything with Sarah?
16:18Oh, yeah, she dominated in Flip Cup
16:20She's kind of badass
16:23Here we go, Gracie!
16:41Oh, they like it
16:42She's giving them earworms
16:44Give them earworms, Grace!
16:46You are so embarrassing
16:48That's the point
16:53You're very cool
16:55I know
16:58Oh, man
16:59When do people stop dancing with each other
17:01And just start bouncing around in the same direction?
17:04What, you're not into zombie line dancing?
17:06What are you doing Wednesday night?
17:09I have plans
17:11Cool, me too
17:12I'm just saying, you know
17:14Dancing is much more fun
17:16When you're facing someone
17:17Hey, well, someone
17:18Go show them how it's done
17:19Go
17:20Nah, I'm retired
17:22Yeah, I haven't forgotten
17:23You were the best guy in the dance team
17:24Second best
17:25Not that it still bothers me
17:27That I got second place
17:28In that competition or anything
17:30Redemption time?
17:32Mm-mm
17:33Come on, old man
17:34Are you too cool to dance?
17:36Oh, you're challenging me?
17:37Come on!
17:39Come on!
17:39Okay, okay
17:40Okay, all right
17:41Okay, well
17:43All right, get in there
17:46Woo!
17:49Woo!
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22:54I just thought my night was going to turn out differently.
22:58Give me more ice cream.
23:07No passcode. Really?
23:09I could have done so much damage.
23:11But I took care of her
23:13and fed her some juice.
23:15Here you go.
23:16Thanks, Peter. You're the best.
23:18Hey, you had fun last night? What did you think of her?
23:21Uh, Sarah's great.
23:22Oh, I meant Grace.
23:24But Sarah thinks you're great, too.
23:26Oh, hey, pack update.
23:28Sarah and I took a big step last night.
23:31We both deleted our dating apps.
23:34Off app?
23:35Well, good for you. Congrats.
23:37Thanks. How about you?
23:38No updates here, except, uh...
23:41I'm pretty sure I need to date someone
23:42who's not on a campus meal plan.
23:48Need a milkshake?
23:49Uh, no.
23:50I, uh, I should work on my resume
23:53and get back to the old job hunt.
23:57Are you sure you're okay?
23:59Yeah.
24:00I'm just tired.
24:01Oh, yeah.
24:02All right.
24:03Bye.
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24:56Gracias por ver el video.
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