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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:54Carl Bardo.
00:01:04Why is there a spider in my sink?
00:01:16Dr. Gary.
00:01:17Yes, Duncan, hi.
00:01:19So I have test results. I'm preliminary.
00:01:21You know, normally I'd like to do a formal diagnostic write-up,
00:01:24but since you seem to be in a hurry...
00:01:25Just give it to me straight. Where am I on the spectrum?
00:01:28What's my score?
00:01:29Well, according to these tests, you are actually completely typical.
00:01:33Typical?
00:01:34That sounds like a slur.
00:01:36No.
00:01:37It just means that you are not neurodivergent.
00:01:40That can't be possible. I think different.
00:01:43Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy.
00:01:48You know, actually, according to this test,
00:01:51as far as quantifiable attributes associated with what is generally thought of as empathy,
00:01:56you are a highly empathetic person.
00:01:58What? Suck my dick, I'm empathetic.
00:02:01No, I'm sorry. You know, Duncan, I think maybe I'm just not communicating it properly.
00:02:05Okay, in layman's terms, you're normal.
00:02:08No, I am sorry.
00:02:10No, you're normal. I'm fucking exceptional.
00:02:13Well, from a medical perspective, the two are not mutually exclusive.
00:02:16No, no.
00:02:18Empathetic is just pathetic with a prefix, okay?
00:02:21I am an apex predator. I eat empathy for breakfast, okay?
00:02:26And how qualified are you? Anyway, Gary, you work with kids.
00:02:30What's up with that?
00:02:31What's with all the kids, Gary? Huh? That's weird.
00:02:35I understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized.
00:02:40I...
00:02:44Oh, my God.
00:02:46What the...
00:02:47Are you serious?
00:02:51Duncan, there's wildfires.
00:02:53They're not far from Napa.
00:02:56Duncan?
00:02:57Die!
00:02:58Die!
00:02:59Die!
00:03:03Taste the sting of mint, you creepy, hairy little freak.
00:03:15Ashley, you're highly empathetic.
00:03:30You've reached Dr. Joanne Felder.
00:03:32If this is an emergency, call 911.
00:03:35Otherwise, leave a message.
00:03:38Oh, Ardoff is in my sights.
00:03:41The legend himself.
00:03:43I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:03:46Oh, my gosh.
00:03:48All I need is for him to come on board for my 3% to 5% stake,
00:03:52and I am invincible.
00:03:54You prepare me well, Joanne.
00:03:56It is Duncan Park.
00:03:58Signing off.
00:04:02Who is this?
00:04:04Oh, um, that's Linus Poe.
00:04:07You know his music?
00:04:08No, the guy on the phone.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:10No one.
00:04:11Client.
00:04:13You ever worry that your clients might be, like, unstable?
00:04:17Maybe dangerous?
00:04:19No, honey, no.
00:04:20Not my clientele.
00:04:23Is it because they're rich?
00:04:24Well, because you have to be fairly stable, mentally, emotionally, to achieve financial prosperity.
00:04:33I don't think that's true, you know, historically speaking.
00:04:37That was Linus Poe.
00:04:39Sadly, the Ohio Balladeer died today at 864.
00:04:43Oh, no.
00:04:45Are you okay?
00:04:46Yeah, sorry.
00:04:47It's just Linus Poe.
00:04:49He got me through high school.
00:04:50And so much.
00:04:51Dammit, every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead.
00:04:55I'm sorry.
00:04:56Dad loves him, too, so...
00:04:58I introduced your dad to Linus Poe.
00:05:09Hi.
00:05:10I'm just getting some.
00:05:11Thanks.
00:05:13Thanks.
00:05:17Hi.
00:05:18Hi.
00:05:19Hi.
00:05:19Hi.
00:05:24Carl Bardoff.
00:05:27Duncan Park.
00:05:28Hypernosis.
00:05:30Big fan.
00:05:32Super huge.
00:05:33You know, hugest.
00:05:34It's titanic.
00:05:35Uncomfortably huge.
00:05:37Mind if I sit?
00:05:42Your manifesto.
00:05:45Bardoff's law.
00:05:46That was super important to me.
00:05:49You know?
00:05:50In a society driven by technology, growth will continue endlessly.
00:05:54The ultimate hockey stick.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57You're on my mouth.
00:05:59Rushmore, Carl.
00:06:00Tell you that.
00:06:02But you're not stone.
00:06:03You are flesh.
00:06:04And I bet you're not done.
00:06:06Not even close.
00:06:14I co-founded Fafa.com.
00:06:18Fafa.
00:06:19You've heard of it?
00:06:21Nope.
00:06:23F-A.
00:06:24H-F-A.com.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:27It was huge in, uh, 09, early.
00:06:30But it doesn't matter.
00:06:31My latest enterprise, Hypernosis.
00:06:35I mean, data analytics, great, great algo.
00:06:39The thing is, Cupertino wants us.
00:06:45Yeah.
00:06:46We're in acquisition talks.
00:06:47I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago.
00:06:50So, so I'm not talking out of school, but I, I think it's a big mistake taking the deal.
00:06:56I mean, you know what it's like there.
00:06:58Golden handcuffs.
00:06:59You get it.
00:07:00So I was thinking, if I could find a private placement investor, someone whose reputation
00:07:06for picking winners is so stellar, and here you are.
00:07:10I mean, so I gotta ask, like, how about us?
00:07:15And maybe Hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
00:07:19Double rainbow.
00:07:19I mean, with a forward-facing data analytics company, we could really make something...
00:07:30What the fuck?
00:07:34The fuck is blue?
00:07:37Oh, my God!
00:08:08Zero day since I stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:08:10Uh, who did you stab?
00:08:13This discount CEO comes to my heart and starts talking like I gave him clearance to speak.
00:08:19So, so, uh, you stabbed him?
00:08:22It was with a fork.
00:08:24He's, he's fine.
00:08:25But I'm not.
00:08:26All that work we did wasted.
00:08:29Everything we accomplished, you said...
00:08:31Okay.
00:08:31Throw it out the window!
00:08:32Yes, okay, okay, Carl.
00:08:34That's okay.
00:08:35We, we, we, we can discuss all of it in session.
00:08:39Right now, I, I have to...
00:08:42Yeah, okay.
00:08:42Boundaries, you're right.
00:08:43And just after mine were crossed, too.
00:08:45No, it's okay.
00:08:46Uh, how about Thursday?
00:08:49At noon?
00:08:50You gotta, you gotta believe it, Joanne.
00:08:51This guy, he's the type of guy you wanna shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes.
00:08:56But you can't.
00:08:57Because you're not supposed to.
00:08:59I get it.
00:09:00And not your fault, Carl.
00:09:01Whatever happened, not your fault.
00:09:03Some people deserve maybe not stabbing, but a real definitive...
00:09:08I'm, I'm sorry, I, I, I have to take this.
00:09:11What?
00:09:12Do you know where Orson is?
00:09:13Oh, Ethan.
00:09:14Yeah, he's at school.
00:09:16Well, I was worried about the fire.
00:09:18Yes, we will work through all of it in session.
00:09:20Joanne.
00:09:21On Thursday.
00:09:22Joanne.
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Ethan, I dropped him there this morning.
00:09:25Well, I called his school, and he's not there.
00:09:28He's not even registered, Joanne.
00:09:29What is going on?
00:09:31He's there.
00:09:32I, I, I see him on my tracker.
00:09:34Jesus.
00:09:34I don't understand.
00:09:36Well, you got some bad info, Ethan.
00:09:38But of course, the only explanation for you is bad mother, right?
00:09:41Maybe, before drawing damning conclusions,
00:09:43open yourself up to the possibility that most things happen
00:09:46because of a series of micro screw-ups.
00:09:48They, they, they build up like, like coral reefs or, or dung beetle nests.
00:09:52This is for the boy.
00:09:53Dung beetle?
00:09:54Well, I have no idea what you're talking about right now,
00:09:57but our son is not a dung beetle.
00:09:59What?
00:10:00I said he's not a dung beetle.
00:10:02He's not the dung beetle in the metaphor, Ethan.
00:10:15Stabbed with pork, tetanus shot, question mark.
00:10:23Oh, God.
00:10:25Oh, God.
00:10:27Move.
00:10:27Move!
00:10:29Can you get me some antibacterial ointment, please?
00:10:32Uh, ointment?
00:10:33Yes.
00:10:33Ointment.
00:10:34Of course.
00:10:34Uh, Duncan, what happened?
00:10:36What's it look like?
00:10:37What's it look like?
00:10:37Uh, I, I couldn't say.
00:10:39A, a rodent?
00:10:40Twin rodents?
00:10:45Hey, captain!
00:10:46Hey.
00:10:47Big news.
00:10:48Cabinet level.
00:10:50Come in a visit.
00:10:51We just talked to Sekva.
00:10:54Great.
00:10:54What's a Sekva?
00:10:55Uh, the secretary of the VA.
00:10:57She's gonna be in town this week, so...
00:10:59Yeah, and we, we've been working with, uh, your CTO, Harper.
00:11:04Turns out your Ganodon gizmo...
00:11:07I have Ganodon.
00:11:08Same tech, right?
00:11:09Can be used to identify bets at risk of self-harm.
00:11:14Huge.
00:11:15Wow.
00:11:15I mean, a, really a godsend.
00:11:17And she agrees, so she's coming here to check it out.
00:11:21Oh!
00:11:22What, did you catch a fork there, jefe?
00:11:25Lucky, ointment, please.
00:11:26Listen, I would love to meet your friend.
00:11:29I really would.
00:11:29But I have deals to chase.
00:11:31Deals.
00:11:33Deals that are real deals.
00:11:35Yeah, yeah, no, I get it.
00:11:37Government money, right?
00:11:38It doesn't flow.
00:11:39But there are workarounds.
00:11:41That's the first aid get.
00:11:42Yeah?
00:11:42Fast tracks, huh?
00:11:44And Sekva can help with that.
00:11:47She can maybe get you, I'm telling you, like a half up front.
00:11:52To pay you, to pay your people, and to pay the engineers,
00:11:55we're gonna need to hire to get you that pile of data.
00:11:58Okay, maybe we'll shoot a little fire.
00:12:00Vedada, how fast?
00:12:02Oh, fast.
00:12:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:04With her sign off, matter of weeks.
00:12:06Okay, thank you, thank you, mother.
00:12:09Yeah?
00:12:10You don't always get to bang the prom queen.
00:12:12Sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with a weird curve in her back.
00:12:16That's the only willing partner, right?
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:19Wow.
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:25Here's what I'm thinking.
00:12:28Barbecue.
00:12:30Okay.
00:12:32A Texas BBQ.
00:12:34We red, white, and blew the shit out.
00:12:36You know, a pig on a friggin' spit.
00:12:38A whole hawk.
00:12:39We put it on the roof.
00:12:41We get VIPs, a DJ, and your...
00:12:43Sekva.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Sekva.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Sure, hypergnosis is soliciting a government contract,
00:12:49so we have to be cognizant.
00:12:51There's regulations.
00:12:53I'm throwing the party.
00:12:54I'm buying the pig.
00:12:55I'll take the kosher.
00:12:56Yeah, no, we'll roll out the red carpet.
00:12:58Make your secretary feel like a boss.
00:13:01Lucky, get us a hog.
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03You got it.
00:13:03Great.
00:13:04Great meeting, guys.
00:13:05I'm just throwing the party, right?
00:13:07I'll get on the horn, okay?
00:13:08Get on the phone now.
00:13:09Okay.
00:13:09I'm having a party.
00:13:35What a douche.
00:13:40Orson Barak Stern.
00:13:47Mom.
00:13:49See?
00:13:50I told you he was here.
00:13:51What are you doing here?
00:13:52What are you doing here?
00:13:55What were you watching?
00:13:58What were you watching, Orson?
00:14:02Naked people.
00:14:04And were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here?
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:11Why did nobody here call me?
00:14:13He's not even enrolled.
00:14:14We can't call the mother of every child who isn't a student at Las Altas.
00:14:18Well, I guess I wrongfully assumed that for $90,000 a year...
00:14:23On scholarship.
00:14:24You could, at the very least, keep track of him.
00:14:26I'm sorry, but when Orson got home from school and you asked how his day was, helped him with his
00:14:31homework...
00:14:32Okay, who are you?
00:14:33I'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident.
00:14:37Well, that...
00:14:38That was an emergency.
00:14:40I am a psychologist and I had a patient in crisis.
00:14:45I know it sounds harsh, but until we get his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him, he's not our
00:14:53responsibility.
00:14:54He's yours.
00:14:54You know what?
00:14:55It's fine.
00:14:56We will reach out to his Baltimore school first thing tomorrow.
00:15:00And that means you can enroll him when?
00:15:02We're on it.
00:15:03We're on it.
00:15:04Okay.
00:15:05We're on it.
00:15:05And we will get you sorted.
00:15:10I am going to kill your father.
00:15:14Okay, Orson, let's go.
00:15:17I...
00:15:17I gotta...
00:15:19Oh, my God.
00:15:20For five minutes, you can hold it in.
00:15:22No, I can't.
00:15:23I'm so tired of this.
00:15:24It's...
00:15:25It's...
00:15:25It's...
00:15:26It's intolerable.
00:15:27Yeah, try being me!
00:15:32Oh, my God.
00:15:36Duncan.
00:15:37What are you doing?
00:15:39Looking for something to avoid scars.
00:15:41That's for wrinkles.
00:15:42Duncan, the fires are bearing down in Napa.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:46I asked Rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant.
00:15:49At a cost, of course.
00:15:51Can you say retardant anymore?
00:15:53We have insurance.
00:15:54But this is our house.
00:15:55It's a house.
00:15:56We have...
00:15:58We have other houses.
00:15:59Oh, okay.
00:16:00You're just absent all sentimentality.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:03I think so.
00:16:06Remember our song at our wedding?
00:16:08Remember what that was?
00:16:09Yes, you do.
00:16:10Linus Poe.
00:16:11And what other?
00:16:12He died.
00:16:16Today.
00:16:24Are you, uh...
00:16:26Didn't even ask me what happened?
00:16:27You got stabbed with a fork.
00:16:29Yes, I did.
00:16:32But do you even want to know why?
00:16:35Sure they had a reason.
00:16:36You got stabbed with a knife.
00:16:40I've been there.
00:16:41You got stabbed with a knife.
00:16:55You got stabbed with a knife.
00:16:59Yeah.
00:17:10What's going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:30Oh, goodbye.
00:17:32Goodbye.
00:17:39Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:58You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:00You just...
00:18:02You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:07Sorry.
00:18:07Let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:10Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow, this house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I did not.
00:18:30I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
00:18:42Go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go.
00:18:47Enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball.
00:18:48Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's okay.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57I'm sorry.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01You're not assholes.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04You're laughing?
00:20:05You're laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:11You can't kill me.
00:20:15Oh, God.
00:20:32Fuck.
00:20:32Oh, God.
00:20:34This is cool.
00:20:37Okay.
00:20:38Here we go.
00:20:38What are you doing?
00:20:40I'm driving.
00:20:45Oh, your face. Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka. Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting. A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More. Yep.
00:21:04Hey. There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems. Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:11It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell. It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:29You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey! How we doing?
00:21:41How's it going? How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting? Really wanted it to be like a shock
00:21:46of red, white, and blue.
00:21:48You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great. I was thinking maybe it would be swell
00:21:53if we get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters
00:21:58and say how I'm a hero to heroes.
00:22:00You know, being a successful guy.
00:22:02Helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure. Listen, Secfa is delayed.
00:22:06Okay? Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No. Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like,
00:22:12one of those, uh, tactical fans.
00:22:15I don't know. Just do it.
00:22:16Hey. What happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her. Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha. Do it.
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's gonna want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to. Yeah, and keep it classy. Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe,
00:22:40the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Wait, tell them, tell them the-the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right? You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go! Great.
00:22:53Okay. Okay, uh, she's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes. Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does Secfa like?
00:23:01We can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep.
00:23:04She likes, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight,
00:23:16and, uh, due to the delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Y-yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25You gotta be shooting me.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:28Look, uh.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow, hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and...
00:23:38You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger...
00:23:43Listen, just open it, I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her...
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:52Sp... Spookle!
00:23:53I...
00:23:55The guests are starting to...
00:23:56Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ dipshit.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in Sekva Tom.
00:24:31Packer.
00:24:32Hijacker to a black site.
00:24:33And waterboard on the pitch til you seal the deal.
00:24:36It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38i promise one drink and one go thank you oh look who it is the architect of my bloody government
00:24:45hi martin hi duncan oh nena hi forgot i invited you uh barry can you show nena out and tell
00:24:58her
00:24:58guest to go home and lock the doors thanks
00:25:15what happened oh this investor recruitment a heart now i take it yep nobody wants donkey
00:25:27not you not not your va sorry there was circumstances jesus can't go any lower it's like
00:25:38i was benched by the wheelchair basketball team the deal's not dead
00:25:47god martin's weird
00:25:51aren't we all
00:26:00with lily obsessively watching news over the fire
00:26:06yeah then she knew you were gonna be here
00:26:10if we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing
00:26:15such a waste though serving sentence without committing a crime
00:26:24this is where the engineers work
00:26:29messy if a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind what then is an empty desk a sign
00:26:35very good sander hey let's go talk to him
00:26:55are you all right do you need i don't know uh water or ask if he's a
00:27:04person experiencing acute anxiety sorry my it's uh his name is alexander he's a
00:27:16friend are you with the it was the va that's right i'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:27:24first golf i see did you kill anyone sander the hell is this did your tour of duty end during
00:27:32or after
00:27:33operation desert storm is that thing recording me it's not recording it's learning you're teaching him
00:27:42about war is that all right it do you like to talk to him
00:27:50nah i don't like his face it is only those who have neither fired a shot
00:27:55nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood
00:28:00more vengeance more desolation war is hell
00:28:08general sherman what's your name soldier tom
00:28:21do you want to sit down
00:28:29i'm just not doing something right
00:28:34for the life of me i'd i don't know what it is
00:28:39just
00:28:44you're dunking bloody fuck i know
00:28:49you're not perfect but you're impossible to ignore
00:28:55that counts for a lot
00:29:01go
00:29:02get some rest you know good morning it's pronounced appealing
00:29:08at the same time
00:29:13i'm gonna go find martin
00:29:15who martin i know
00:29:27it's uh
00:29:36can i help you
00:29:38hmm no i'm good i'm just conducting an experiment
00:29:44is that a therapy bot
00:29:46well
00:29:48he's whatever he wants to be his name is alexander he's agi
00:29:53bullshit that's years away
00:29:56he has his own thoughts
00:29:59own feelings been raising him curating his intake
00:30:03with great care and affection
00:30:08martin can we go
00:30:14what are we looking at
00:30:18alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution
00:30:25oh my gosh
00:30:27hey have you seen tom
00:30:32what's happening
00:30:34your friend is
00:30:37the first
00:30:38real world test case for a kind of neuro companion i created
00:30:43the
00:30:44fuck he is
00:30:48oh
00:31:05oh
00:31:15did you did you do it no you poop all the time you're always pooping but all of a sudden
00:31:27you can't it doesn't work like that i sometimes i just you know i get
00:31:34uh maybe go for a walk get things moving you could take the dog
00:31:42what
00:31:44but if your dad asked you to you'd poop oh my gosh please just leave oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude i don't like it
00:32:07so
00:32:33I've been thinking, perhaps I've squeezed
00:32:37all I can out of Cupertino. Reach the edge of the map there, if I'm being honest.
00:32:44Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are, easy to miss what's happening on the ground.
00:32:51Exactly. Like, what you did tonight with Alexander and Tom. Huge, Martin. Bravo.
00:33:01I mean, when was the last time we saw tech help?
00:33:08I know tech changed the world, but so did the bubonic plague.
00:33:15Truth be told.
00:33:19Well, we actually made better. Did we spread knowledge?
00:33:24No.
00:33:26People used to occasionally agree on truth.
00:33:31Please.
00:33:32Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
00:33:37Please.
00:33:39Absolutely blew it on climate.
00:33:42Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel.
00:33:47And have we made the lives of our children better?
00:33:50Provably, no.
00:33:52We can have Q-tips at our door in an hour.
00:33:55Huzzah for us.
00:34:01But you've, you've actually done something that might be different.
00:34:08The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
00:34:17I was just wondering if I shouldn't finally collaborate with you on Alexander.
00:34:21All right, let's not cross streams, you know?
00:34:27Uh, Xander is, he's my thing.
00:34:31No, I, Martin, I know.
00:34:36You're the creator.
00:34:38And it could be something we can do together.
00:34:43In February of last year, you told me Xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur.
00:34:49And then in June of this year, you asked if I modeled him on a toddler's chew toy.
00:34:58You remember?
00:35:02No.
00:35:04I do.
00:35:30No.
00:35:32No.
00:35:34No.
00:35:36Duncan, the house is gone.
00:35:38Hmm?
00:35:39Early this morning they had to abandon it.
00:35:41It's, oh my God, it's all gone.
00:35:53I'll build a new one.
00:35:55I don't want a new one.
00:35:58Well, you can't have what's gone, so.
00:36:03Thanks.
00:36:03Thanks.
00:36:05So much.
00:36:08Very comforting.
00:36:11House we got married in, what did you do?
00:36:13What did you do there, Lily, huh?
00:36:16You ate some pruned Danish?
00:36:18Is that...
00:36:19Are you being...
00:36:21Are you being...
00:36:22Okay, are you being serious?
00:36:23Yes.
00:36:24Yes.
00:36:25Yes, I am.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28I'm very serious.
00:36:29It wasn't at the house.
00:36:32Despite our arrangement.
00:36:34It's just your idea, by the way.
00:36:36I wouldn't do that.
00:36:37Where was it, Dan?
00:36:38I told you.
00:36:38I told you the mud bath!
00:36:40Oh, like a pig, right?
00:36:41Great, great.
00:36:42Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured.
00:36:45You are disgusting!
00:36:46Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:36:47And just so you know, mud is antimicrobial.
00:36:58The house was ours!
00:37:00It was ours!
00:37:02What's up?
00:37:07I heard the news.
00:37:09I'm so sorry.
00:37:17Thank you, sweet mama.
00:37:23Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:35Come on!
00:37:39Headphones.
00:37:40Lily.
00:37:41Since everyone wins with headphones.
00:37:45You love his music.
00:37:46This was our first concert.
00:37:49What is wrong with you?
00:37:50Seriously.
00:37:51He's a sad cowboy.
00:37:53Goth shit.
00:37:54He's sad.
00:37:55Dad!
00:37:58What?
00:37:59There was a spider.
00:38:02Get up.
00:38:04Out!
00:38:05Out!
00:38:23We're gonna give him a twilight set I did for his trip.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26Might make it a little loopy.
00:38:28Well, what if I say something?
00:38:30Like what?
00:38:32I don't know.
00:38:34Um...
00:38:34Something that I know.
00:38:36That I...
00:38:37Maybe you don't know I know.
00:38:39Oh, sweetie.
00:38:41I'll...
00:38:41I'll plug my ears.
00:38:42This.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:46Here's the, um...
00:38:48Here.
00:38:51Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:38:53Not lab tech.
00:38:54Oh.
00:38:55Okay.
00:38:56So where do I...
00:38:57Just a couple more and we're done.
00:39:00First Pavilion East.
00:39:01One building over.
00:39:02You better get it there.
00:39:03Let go to lunch at 12.
00:39:04Pass that.
00:39:04We'll have to collect another one.
00:39:05Oh, yeah.
00:39:06And you know, he had a lot of trouble getting the...
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:11Well, I will take the sample.
00:39:14I, um...
00:39:14Oh.
00:39:15Just call me, okay?
00:39:16If you're feeling...
00:39:17You rushed me out without my phone.
00:39:18Oh, right.
00:39:19Here.
00:39:20Have mine.
00:39:22Just call me if you're feeling...
00:39:23I'll have your phone.
00:39:25Right.
00:39:26Okay.
00:39:26Well, I'll be right back.
00:39:27So just...
00:39:28Watch a show.
00:39:29Or something.
00:39:30Don't buy anything.
00:39:32I love you.
00:39:51Where's my mom?
00:39:52She's not here, buddy.
00:39:56I love you.
00:39:59I love you.
00:40:04One.
00:40:06Two.
00:40:07Two.
00:40:10Ten.
00:40:12Eight.
00:40:15Eight.
00:40:16Seven.
00:40:18Nine.
00:40:20Seven.
00:40:21Nine.
00:40:23What?
00:40:34Uh, where the hell is 1582?
00:40:38Hey, hey, hey!
00:40:46Where's 1582?
00:41:06Oh, my God, please, please, I, I got lost, please, please.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you, you're going to tell someone.
00:41:23Then I got to do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, I, you went to school to, to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I, and elbows deep in other people's shit is, is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I, I, I really get it, but you can help me, I, a person, and it's my son's excrement, so,
00:41:42so, two people.
00:41:46It's rules.
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:02Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:42:06Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's, it's, it's nasty out there.
00:42:10Heaven knows me, I walk the stream.
00:42:15Ooh, yes.
00:42:19And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:26Heaven keep me out through this dream.
00:42:34And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:41Hey, bud.
00:42:42Little woozy.
00:42:43Give me thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down.
00:42:50Can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:17Jesus, Jojo, this, it, it, it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you.
00:43:22I, I lost, um, a friend.
00:43:27Kind of.
00:43:28Kind of.
00:43:28Well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
00:43:34Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster.
00:43:38Like, he hates me.
00:43:39I, I mean, I don't even know why.
00:43:41Because you are a bad man.
00:43:45A bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:51Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:58Not even you.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her.
00:44:08Arrivederci, douchey-douchey.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:24Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:38Oh, my God.
00:44:40You're all done?
00:44:41Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be serving.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:46So, first, that bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:03Dad never gets it for me.
00:45:04Well.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:12What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh, yeah.
00:45:15That stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:20How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:31Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:34Where do you see?
00:45:37I, um...
00:45:38I completely forgot an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's...
00:45:43God damn it.
00:45:44Oh, it's okay.
00:45:46No regrets.
00:45:47I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:52Hello?
00:45:54Yeah?
00:45:55Yeah?
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:04Well, that can't be.
00:46:08That...
00:46:09That's not possible.
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:14Are you sure?
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yeah, I...
00:46:24Yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:52You gave me dog shit.
00:46:56Sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:02Why?
00:47:02Why?
00:47:18I know it's who I found.
00:47:18He is who I found to be.
00:47:19I can't see it!
00:47:20You gave me them...
00:47:21Go.
00:47:36What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:43I...
00:47:44His name is Orson,
00:47:47and I strongly advise you
00:47:49to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering
00:47:56if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:00I...
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive
00:48:03and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction
00:48:05would, yes, lead you to see
00:48:07that this is not tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much?
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me,
00:48:19remember?
00:48:19No!
00:48:20No, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You...
00:48:26You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one
00:48:30who did insider trading
00:48:32on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional
00:48:36who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up
00:48:41for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood,
00:48:44my family.
00:48:45I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:52Oh.
00:48:55Oh, no.
00:48:58You don't actually think you're a genius,
00:48:59do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:05That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:09So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16I thought you were mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean too, you know.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:23You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor, patient, confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skidmarked,
00:49:40filthy laundry, and I will gladly go down,
00:49:44just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:48Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again,
00:49:55I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00And I am...
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough
00:50:55to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh,
00:51:02respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Call me that coffee it is about, please.
00:51:12Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:20You...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:23It's Linus Foe.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31All right.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back,
00:51:37I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits-out blow-off party,
00:51:45and I wanted Linus Foe to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks,
00:51:50and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million,
00:51:55to three million, to four million,
00:51:58and I thought this son of a bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5,
00:52:05and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Foe came to my house, my own backyard,
00:52:11played three songs, and walked off stage,
00:52:14flashed me the bird, double-barreled,
00:52:16in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
00:52:22And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:27Huh.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh,
00:52:38finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him,
00:52:54because he never, he never made another record after that.
00:52:57I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you, no.
00:53:06No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them Cupertino,
00:53:18my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Foe's.
00:53:21A loser who can be bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:34Seven percent stake, ten percent below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility,
00:53:44and someone I deeply, deeply admire, whispering sweet uncut wisdom into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that.
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01It's changed.
00:54:01Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:16And I can't do it.
00:54:30I'mbooks, man.
00:54:31I won't be a man.
00:54:31You're not.
00:54:32You're not.
00:54:33No, he'll be a man.
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:35Oh!
00:54:36Oh!
00:54:37Oh, my God!
00:54:39Eww!
00:54:40You!
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can win, and he whispered we'll see, and the wind spoke his name through the teeth of
00:55:31the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed, just the silence of hunger and the ghost of Nate.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming!
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What? You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park. What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:08Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of noted?
00:56:16What a douche.
00:56:19Orson, Barack, Stern.
00:56:25Mom, what were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:35Oh, my God. For five minutes, you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:47It's really embarrassing for him, and it's, like, something he is really insecure about.
00:56:51So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
00:56:59And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him and how he feels like
00:57:09her problems are always bigger than his problems and, like, she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21Let go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage of her going through the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes.
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:01You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph, Duncan Park, hypernosis, to being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his
00:58:41sink.
00:58:48A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:01And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:22One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:38You!
00:59:45You!
00:59:50You!
00:59:56You!
00:59:58You!
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