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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:07I've got a big deal.
00:01:09And you know me?
00:01:17I've got a big deal.
00:01:20Oh, my God.
00:01:25Oh, my God.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages uh for the next
00:01:49session tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like
00:01:53real thoroughbred clients from your stable super super excited about this next chapter
00:02:02in our alliance yeah we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy
00:02:17are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you
00:02:31i mean i don't think it's the gojis what the hell where's my one by
00:02:35oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:49where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube thelma listen i i'm not
00:02:56accusing you
00:02:57i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish
00:03:04with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank you she's okay she's not
00:03:13she's so cute hey this is what you once said about you you yelled it out nothing worse
00:03:18nothing worse really how much she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:38okay
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus no no you paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are on a
00:04:08deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is
00:04:24in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet
00:04:32duncan please
00:04:38duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about
00:04:44me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay
00:04:48no you're my deep throat anyway you like it nana
00:04:58audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me back i'm anxious okay man anxious
00:05:07i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down
00:05:27there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that
00:05:33see
00:05:34this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my pippin
00:05:39this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry
00:05:48that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well true
00:05:58alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay but
00:06:03we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of death
00:06:11no offense you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational to
00:06:23tell you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people
00:06:27on the radar of cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that one
00:06:34of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i mean cia does it all the
00:06:40time the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help i don't
00:06:47want a
00:06:48klonopin gary i want a gun i never get anything i want we still have all the old furniture from
00:06:55your
00:06:55first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea
00:07:35to ceo types like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn
00:07:42so basically it's a parade of shit ceos or board retired types like me it triggered me
00:07:48like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks factory that's how bad it triggered me
00:07:54never again it's okay carl we we we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no
00:08:02boundaries no manners no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about
00:08:09hurting yes yes amen sister let's hurt um um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we
00:08:18could use um what about our mnemonics stop stop stop stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s stop
00:08:28t
00:08:28take a step back oh yeah can i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the
00:08:36acronym
00:08:37is stop but the s of stop stands for stop yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um
00:08:44s stop t
00:08:45take a step back o observe p proceed mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when that
00:08:53the s of stop is for stop correct i mean can you people pretend to to dress it up a
00:09:00little bit
00:09:00i mean slow down suspend something i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed
00:09:08on that probably high-fived each other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if
00:09:13i could stop i
00:09:14wouldn't need the mnemonic if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't
00:09:20stop right stop is only the first step of stop of stop right stop now t okay take a step
00:09:29back yeah
00:09:30are you are you testing me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for start
00:09:36t uh throwing
00:09:38thing carl a is for at uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say it
00:09:45i'm gonna say it
00:09:46retarded okay and the last t is for therapists i am going to start throwing things at retarded
00:09:52therapists huh i said it okay oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen us at scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side effects
00:10:09with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say she hits 1300
00:10:17then we're well within range for duke carnegie no i'm going to stanford that's me sorry
00:10:24jameson low-key favor can you try these glasses on wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points
00:10:34right right yeah for the interview yeah and what if we went a bit radical with her hair baby baltic
00:10:40color uh manifests individuality no i think she looked like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:53i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the
00:11:07full report promised but okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract
00:11:15processing average um but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy
00:11:38will you tell him what you're thinking read the um endowments oh three or four million to the
00:11:43endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a run unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic
00:11:50generosity a bit shameless this is all such bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being
00:11:56neurodivergent well i mean you really just done the margin i'm not you want to have to take the test
00:12:02twice as fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take the neural thingy okay just see that i'll
00:12:08take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong with being on
00:12:13the spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it and hey who among the silicon savants
00:12:18are in a
00:12:19little divergent in the neuro right right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of
00:12:23you how to shop and talk and stuff we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's
00:12:30a really interesting perspective on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum
00:12:38well why was she no
00:12:42what no why would she that's uh i'm i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called the cognitive overload
00:12:47folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting right and i was talking to her and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no
00:13:03glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy
00:13:09should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you do not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a
00:13:32patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's
00:13:47i'm sorry we were having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually uh
00:13:52keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great you need the internet no no no great old school good good not
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:53okay
00:14:55That pattern hiding is really frickin' right.
00:14:58And remember, it's only the paranoia in the eyes of Sunini Saris.
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00:15:44What's wrong, Gary? You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no. You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving. It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah.
00:15:54Yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary?
00:15:57No.
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01You like...
00:16:01You like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like...
00:16:06...Joanne's department, mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much.
00:16:15It's like, I do more thermostats, oil changes, like...
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:19Good.
00:16:20That's what you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:43Yeah.
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:45Sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe in, I guess.
00:16:57If you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:26Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit, you know, like a melon rind, so rarely.
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns, always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes, always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:00Well, s-s-sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:17Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:35I...
00:18:37Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay.
00:18:41I have all my passwords saved here somewhere, um, on a thumb drive, and I, I, I need to change
00:18:51all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password,
00:18:58then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:15Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It...
00:19:28It totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I...
00:19:45I...
00:19:45I...
00:19:48I...
00:19:50I...
00:19:51I...
00:19:51I...
00:19:51I...
00:19:51It's...
00:19:52It's...
00:19:53It's...
00:19:53It's...
00:19:53It's Halumi's birthday.
00:19:56Halumi?
00:19:56Yeah, uh, our...
00:19:58She was your dad's.
00:19:59Actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Halumi, uh, wiener dog, uh, we scattered her ashes at the beach?
00:20:05That trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm.
00:20:08You remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do.
00:20:11You loved it.
00:20:12There was that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers,
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:34Good idea.
00:20:39Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:44This?
00:20:46Yeah, thank you.
00:20:57Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:11It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:16College roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa.
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa,
00:21:27and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fafa.
00:21:32Nice.
00:21:34Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so I really got to get back,
00:21:36so can you run me to the...
00:21:38Yes, yes.
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept, but, you know, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked for him.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh...
00:22:04His shoes, his medication.
00:22:07You know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh, he'd go,
00:22:09Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:11And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:23You still make out where he, uh,
00:22:25carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:31Yeah, should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34Your welcome.
00:22:34He gave me this house.
00:22:36Gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:51Whoo!
00:22:53Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:58Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm...
00:23:06I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:09And I'm...
00:23:11I'm...
00:23:12I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill,
00:23:23you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Wait, up...
00:23:26Up the...
00:23:27This...
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well...
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No.
00:23:46Uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um...
00:23:48Okay, what...
00:23:49She, uh, she wants, uh...
00:23:50She wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:52A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:06A gun.
00:24:12Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16We'll figure it out.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:26Uh, good morning, Belle.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering...
00:24:31What's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who...
00:24:37Put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Belle.
00:24:41Or else they will all want one.
00:24:50I know what they're gonna say.
00:24:53Clepto.
00:24:54Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59I'd probably make a lot of it just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up!
00:25:21This is embarrassing.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:40I'll be here.
00:25:41Ah!
00:25:52are you nervous don't be you're gonna be great not great you don't have to be great
00:25:57just keep expectations reasonable here i say this in my clients you know the story of icarus
00:26:02he um he tried to fly uh too close to the sun but his wings melted and so he fell
00:26:08down to earth
00:26:09and died but if icarus flew too low he'd drown the middle that is where you want to be
00:26:16yep not drowning not getting burned by the sun but hey you're flying that's cool thanks mom
00:26:27love you so much if you have no idea
00:26:45hey how's it going
00:26:50uh name and grade orson stern ninth grade
00:26:59i'm new so
00:27:03uh dr webb uh this young man is in the system but
00:27:10hon it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived we can't onboard you until
00:27:18we get it my my dad was supposed to do that oh well can you give him a call
00:27:47um he didn't he didn't answer it why don't you go wait in the dining hall
00:27:53someone will come by you
00:27:56hi
00:27:57i'm okay
00:28:14i'm okay
00:28:17oh
00:28:38have a good day yeah um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
00:28:47that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel duncan i am not
00:28:54doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when you were insider
00:29:02trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading off
00:29:07your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13according to the rules of therapy international i'm just curious
00:29:22oh my god
00:29:29yeah
00:29:31yeah
00:29:32yeah
00:29:35yeah
00:29:36yeah
00:29:37yeah
00:29:37yeah
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi. I've been hacked, I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat.
00:31:07Thank you. The sticky part is I'm a psychologist, but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is. But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry. I mean, if it was one
00:31:41of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:46Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades, like give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. I can't be making money off my patients.
00:32:44Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it. To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up? Sure. I can't advise you to do that. We have duties. Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what to do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
00:33:20Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image, Harper? This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so it's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:40What's...
00:33:41Like her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:49There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new day, by the way.
00:33:53I think this could be the hub for this project. What have we got to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:58Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no-didn't.
00:34:09No-didn't.
00:34:10Like hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like G-O-N.
00:34:12No, no-didn't.
00:34:13No, no-g.
00:34:13She's on the 280, and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um, I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman,
00:34:26and this is not protecting, and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow, wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The I of Node.
00:35:09The I of Node.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in the space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:13The I of Node.
00:35:42The secret to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on, come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:00That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your business where days are numbers,
00:36:06not names.
00:36:06No more Mondays, no more Sundays, just pure flow.
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:13Let's see.
00:36:32Let's see.
00:36:37Oh.
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab. Its shell can only strengthen in isolation. So it is with young
00:37:25men.
00:37:52Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny. I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura. Not for nothing, but for every
00:38:02hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin. And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience,
00:38:12you'll let me know about that, too?
00:38:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:19No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31Called backspin. Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it. Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Januszka, in the office. I thought I told you to call off the deal with
00:38:41these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears. You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through. What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan. Data.
00:39:04The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven. Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in spaces all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage! Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:00Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah, your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes, thank you. Thank you.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single-source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Oh, Harper. Harper.
00:40:25This is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29And why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry?
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know. This is what the money's for. Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No, no, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36We're going back that way.
00:41:38Right, Homer, asshole.
00:41:39Oh, it's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution, bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot, maybe I heard her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:28Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:45Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Alexander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:43All right.
00:43:48Trophy for Tess.
00:43:50I love you.
00:43:56Trophy for Tess.
00:43:57Oh!
00:44:00Trophy for Tess.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30Gary!
00:45:33He's not here.
00:45:34Okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne?
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay, Duncan.
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no.
00:45:55And I'm...
00:45:56And I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:06Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:21You think you know everything about me.
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:32I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always work panty house.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And...
00:46:41Much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So...
00:47:05And now I have a...
00:47:08A 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So...
00:47:16You think you know everything.
00:47:18Because you have information.
00:47:21But information is not insight.
00:47:23And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:37Don't...
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:53I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the turtle back zoo.
00:48:09I...
00:48:10My...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing, it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19Dude.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God.
00:48:25Come on.
00:48:25That's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And of course, someone who's gonna...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:55Carl Bartels.
00:48:59Carl Bartels.
00:49:00As in Bartels?
00:49:01Law?
00:49:02Bartels?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That...
00:49:04Carl...
00:49:04Bartels?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know?
00:49:14What's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Here we go.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:23tell you something.
00:50:26So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:37It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I...
00:50:40I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologize right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then, I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsych of Al.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he...
00:51:01He is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No.
00:51:06No.
00:51:07Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay.
00:51:09Okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:21Please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder.
00:51:24Oh, teach me.
00:51:26And mentor me.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:27Sarcasm aside.
00:51:28I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived.
00:51:32Broke his neck.
00:51:32And he lost the use of his legs.
00:51:34And still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him,
00:51:38How do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was...
00:51:46Suffering is suffering.
00:51:50Gary.
00:51:52I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58Phil...
00:51:59He was...
00:52:00No.
00:52:00No.
00:52:02You're wrong.
00:52:02Because Phil was...
00:52:04No.
00:52:04You're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I... I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:05Oh, man.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:16I...
00:53:21Oh, my God.
00:53:23It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is pretty good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jam.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50It's Thelma.
00:53:52Because I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Delma?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:08I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:18Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:29The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers?
00:54:36They never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:40They never cheat.
00:54:49Okay.
00:54:58Think about the sun.
00:55:02Think about the sun.
00:55:08Yeah!
00:55:10Yeah, it feels.
00:55:10How she lights the world up, well, now it's your chance
00:55:17With a guardian of splendor inviting you to dance
00:55:25Pippin, think about the sun
00:55:33Think about your life, Pippin
00:55:37Days are tame and nights the same
00:55:41Think about the beauty in one perfect flame
00:55:47And the angels of a morning are falling out to me
00:55:57Pippin, think about the sun
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall, about to shoot a silverback gorilla
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript
00:56:14He's not our responsibility
00:56:16Duncan Park, hipernosis
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne
00:56:21Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes
00:56:24What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:28What happened to your face?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes
00:56:52He's upset at something
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism
00:57:02Where he's older and he sees the younger people screwing things up
00:57:06And she gives him a mnemonic
00:57:09Stop
00:57:10S, stop, T, take a step back
00:57:12O, observe
00:57:13P, proceed mindfully
00:57:16It's just a little thing to remember for when that
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers
00:57:25And she would joke about that
00:57:27I may start S is for start
00:57:29T, throwing thing
00:57:32Carl
00:57:32I think it's hysterical
00:57:34From the point of view of Bardolph
00:57:36Getting so pissed off
00:57:37On the lack of thought
00:57:39That went into making stop
00:57:41The first step of stop
00:57:43Based on a true story
00:57:44Don't say it
00:57:46I'm gonna say it
00:57:46Don't say it
00:57:47I'm gonna say it
00:57:47Retarded
00:57:48Okay
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists
00:57:50I am going to start doing things
00:57:53And retarded therapists
00:57:57You're out
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun
00:58:02A gun
00:58:04Uh oh
00:58:05Also in episode two
00:58:07You have a real ratcheting up
00:58:09Of the Joanne Duncan dynamic
00:58:13He feels like
00:58:14They were gonna be partners
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls
00:58:17She's ghosting him
00:58:18I don't wanna sorrow you
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house
00:58:22First of all
00:58:23It's probably my favorite scene in the season
00:58:25I just love it
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out
00:58:29In a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch
00:58:32I just have to say
00:58:33Like working with Sarah
00:58:34Has been an absolute treat
00:58:36You know
00:58:36It's important like
00:58:38To show up every day
00:58:39To work and be inspired
00:58:40By the people around you
00:58:41To push harder
00:58:42And you know
00:58:43Be better
00:58:44It was just on the little insider trading
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell
00:58:51You committed a crime
00:58:53And I'm the natural consequence of that crime
00:58:55It is the moment when their characters' wants and needs come to a collision point
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients
00:59:09Carl Bardolph
00:59:10Carl Bardolph
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry
00:59:15And does not want people talking to him and worshipping at his feet
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity
00:59:24Thank you
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