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00:09Okay, so international flights, they give you cutlery, glassware, you get the airpods,
00:14you get the blankets, the slippers, you know how long it's been inside a good pair of slippers
00:18and blankets?
00:19Long time.
00:20Oh, and fingers crossed, they got them little toothbrush joints, you know the ones with
00:23the gel inside, with the tip on the joint?
00:26You don't have a toothbrush?
00:29Yeah, of course I got a toothbrush, what do you mean, everybody got a toothbrush, I got
00:34a toothbrush right now in my pocket.
00:37Oh shit, is that Baron Davis, that's Baron Davis, say something, yo Baron Davis is that
00:47you?
00:48What was that?
00:50Hey Baron Davis, why are you in coach?
00:53Why you ask so many fucking questions, kid?
00:56I was on standby in first class, Jason Statham stole my fucking seat.
01:01Oh where?
01:03You got a problem with that?
01:05Nah, it's not a problem.
01:08I'm a huge fan.
01:12Woah.
01:25Devin?
01:27Dev?
01:29No mom, he's not here.
01:31But I'll be sure to tell him that, if he was, but he's not.
01:36No, I know.
01:37Yes, I am here looking for Cleo's stuff now while she's been whining about it.
01:43Oh shit.
01:45They got trivia on this plane, okay, we'll use this to pass the time by.
01:49Help me with this.
01:50What's the capital of Mozambia?
01:52That, that, that's Mozambique.
01:53Wrong.
01:54It's Mo Puto.
01:55No.
01:56No.
01:56Oh my god.
01:58How are you this excited?
01:59How could you not be excited?
02:01Two best friends, crossing a whole damn planet together, looking for the coolest damn shoes,
02:06trying to make the biggest damn fortune.
02:07I mean damn!
02:08Sorry mom, I don't have the luxury of just storming out, that's not how marriages work.
02:14Really Devon?
02:15No.
02:15No.
02:16It's fine.
02:16Everything's fine.
02:17No.
02:18I...
02:19Of course.
02:20Please.
02:21I just need some time to...
02:25I gotta go.
02:38Oh shit.
02:39How long was that?
02:40Ah, transporter one, transporter two, and I'm halfway through transporter three, so...
02:45Yo.
02:46How dope is it that we're sharing a plane with the real life Frank Martin?
02:49Jason Statham?
02:50He the best, man.
02:51I'm telling you.
02:52I actually ran into him when I walked into first class and waited by the bathroom for
02:55him to use the bathroom.
02:56Then when he got to the bathroom, I talked to him by the bathroom.
03:00So you stalked him?
03:05I got up to stretch my legs.
03:06Stalking is like...
03:08Standing by the bathroom and waiting for someone to have a conversation by the bathroom.
03:12We had a good conversation, okay?
03:14Did you know he was born in Derbyshire?
03:16Oh, and he said he loved my custom kicks that I made in shoe school.
03:19Even said I must be pretty talented to make something so dope.
03:47Yeah.
03:49Yeah.
03:50Hey, what can I do for you?
03:51That depends.
03:53Are you Gia?
03:54Okay, I can see where this is going.
03:56Oh, can you?
03:59Look, I don't know who your husband or your boyfriend or whoever is, but if he's coming
04:02in here when he's not supposed to, it's for the shoes.
04:04If you're mad at somebody, call Tinker Hatfield.
04:06I never hook up with any of my customers, ever.
04:09Oh, so all of your customers get cards with hearts on them?
04:15Oh.
04:17You're Devin's wife.
04:20We actually did have a thing.
04:21Oh, I knew it.
04:22I'm gonna fucking kill him.
04:24Look, you have nothing to worry about.
04:27Me and Dev are ancient history.
04:28Dev?
04:29Seriously?
04:30Look, I didn't...
04:31And if you and Devin are really ancient history, then how the hell do you know what I have
04:35to worry about?
04:36Okay, please not do this here.
04:37You are scaring my customers.
04:38Oh, you think I give a shit about your customers when you're fucking my husband?
04:42Okay.
04:42Do not go there.
04:43Okay?
04:44Are you trying to fight me?
04:46Everything cool in here?
04:48You're gonna have to ask her that.
04:50Ma'am, you good?
04:54Yes.
04:55I'm fine.
04:57Everything's fucking fine.
05:00Just stay away from my husband.
05:16Hey.
05:17You okay?
05:21Do I look okay?
05:26Look, you wanna know how I know you got nothing to worry about with Devin?
05:29Sure.
05:30Enlighten me.
05:32Cause he loved sneakers.
05:34He loved the culture.
05:35He loved being here.
05:36And he gave it all up because he found something that he loved even more.
05:39I'm his wife.
05:41He shouldn't be lying to me.
05:47Do you like handbags?
05:53Okay?
05:54Look, I don't care what the exchange rate is.
05:56I ain't paying no $250 for no damn taxi ride.
05:58And I'm pretty sure we're close enough to walk anyway, so it don't even matter.
06:01We cannot not pay him, Bobby.
06:03You trying to get arrested in Hong Kong?
06:08There you go.
06:09There you go.
06:10That's extortion!
06:11Yep.
06:13Is this why you brought me back here?
06:15To show me a bag that's impossible to find?
06:17I'm not spending $5,000 on a purse.
06:19Do I really look like the type of woman who pays retail?
06:21Besides, I thought you might like a little insight into what it feels like.
06:24What feels like?
06:26The hunt for the impossible.
06:27And did you know that Jason Statham was actually a model before he was an actor and he was on
06:32the National British Diving Team for 12 years?
06:34He actually has like a really specific smell.
06:37I want to say it's like sandalwood or something like that.
06:39I actually told him to bottle it because me, I for sure buy a bottle of Statham.
06:43Can you please stop talking about Jason Statham and get them moving?
06:45Look, we got five hours to get to the concert, find the zeroes, then get back to the plane.
06:49Man, fuck that concert.
06:50What?
06:51I'm saying like the tickets are like $500 a pop.
06:53Not to mention it's going to be over 50,000 people there, which is like 100,000 feet.
06:57Or like 95,000 feet.
06:58I didn't really calculate the amputee rate out here.
07:00And everybody knows when a sneaker head comes to Hong Kong, they go to one spot and one spot only.
07:05Sneaker Street.
07:06And like it for us, I already mapped it out so I know exactly how to get there.
07:09You're welcome.
07:12Yeah, my breath is kicking a little bit, huh?
07:14But it's because of the altitude in China.
07:16It's a lot different than L.A. and everywhere else.
07:19You mean Bobby who talks too much and usually needs a mint.
07:23Bobby.
07:24Mm-hmm.
07:24And your mom.
07:27Wow.
07:30So where's the shop?
07:31Is it near here?
07:32What shop?
07:34The shop where we buy the bags.
07:36Oh, there's no shop.
07:50Okay.
07:52Don't we have to pay?
07:54We just did.
07:56So where are all the sneaker spots?
07:57Probably around the corner.
07:59Why do I have the feeling you have absolutely no idea where we're going?
08:02Because you're a hater.
08:03That's why.
08:04Now, come on.
08:05We're just a little south of our intended destination.
08:07That's all.
08:07This way.
08:09How dope is this, man?
08:11I mean, we might be the only two black people within a thousand mile radius, but we're here.
08:15And I know you're sick of hearing about Jason Statham, but he did give me his business card, told me
08:19to hit him up if we ever need anything.
08:21Yeah, sure he did.
08:22I'm for real.
08:23Look.
08:23Jason Statham drift.
08:24See that?
08:25No, that's not real, right?
08:26Why would he give me a fake business card?
08:28Hmm, let me think.
08:29Oh.
08:30Oh, yeah, I know.
08:31To get rid of an annoying fan, we had him trapped in an airplane bathroom.
08:35Now, how much longer?
08:37Uh, we almost there.
08:39Yep.
08:39There's nothing big in our way, so we should be good.
08:42All right.
08:42Let's go.
08:44Nothing big in our way, huh?
08:46Look, don't even worry about it, bro.
08:47I'm gonna get us across in no time.
08:49And the glass ain't always half empty.
08:50Sometimes the shit half full.
08:52Think about that.
08:53Hmm.
09:24You need to pay her $200.
09:28Or does she take a check?
09:29Then more crypto.
09:30No check.
09:39We here, man!
09:41Skyscraper City!
09:44Anything is possible!
09:46Come on, man, the pearl of the Orient.
09:48Oh, man.
09:49You really think we're gonna pull this off, huh?
09:51Yeah, of course I do.
09:52If I didn't believe in us, then who the hell else would?
09:54Oh, and before I forget...
09:56Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
09:58Are those?
09:59The Infrared Threes, yep.
10:01These are the last pair from your old collection.
10:03I picked up some extra ships back in the day, and I bought them off the guy you sold them
10:06to.
10:09Yeah, why didn't you say something?
10:12I don't know. I just wanted to hold off for a special occasion.
10:16And, like, what's more special than this?
10:19Dude.
10:23You're welcome.
10:26Now stop talking and taking the lights, bro!
10:29Are you serious? You telling me to stop talking?
10:31Yes! Damn it! I'm telling you to stop!
10:35Look, this is a nice moment between friends.
10:37It doesn't need to be spoiled with words.
10:39Just soak it in!
10:55This way.
10:57You're looking for something nobody can find?
10:59This is where you'll find it.
11:04You can take the lights and see if I want to check my eyes...
11:09Let's go.
11:15Here we go.
11:17Yes, he is.
11:18You can take your eyes all night.
11:20Oh, yes, sir.
11:25Hello.
11:28Welcome back.
11:32What are we in the market for in this fine California afternoon?
11:38Another one just like this.
11:40That's a tall order.
11:48Alaskan Thunderfuck?
11:50That's Jefferson's favorite.
11:55Back in a jiff.
12:03So, thank you.
12:05This is just a normal day for you?
12:07Well, not exactly.
12:09I mean, last week I heard about a stash of Louboutins that ended up wasting nine hours at an estate
12:13sale with no air conditioning in Rancho Cucamonga.
12:18But like I said, it's the hunt that matters. That and the nod.
12:22The nod?
12:23Devon, someone told you about the nod?
12:25I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
12:28You ever notice how motorcycle guys, they give each other like a little wave of respect?
12:32Same with sneaker heads. Same with handbags.
12:34You get the nod and you know whatever you're rocking that day is on point.
12:39That may sound silly to some, but that shit feels good.
12:43In luck.
12:45It was hiding.
12:47Oh, wow.
12:51Oh my God.
12:53Are we contento?
12:54Oh.
12:55Very, very much.
13:01I mean, I can't believe you found one.
13:04Much less for 200 bucks.
13:07Excuse me?
13:08Oh, sweetie.
13:09The 200 was for the weed.
13:11The bag is...
13:123,000.
13:13And that's a steal.
13:153,000 dollars?
13:16Is that a problem?
13:18Hell yes, that's a problem.
13:19I'm not spending that kind of money unless it comes with a roof rack for a minivan.
13:22What about the nod?
13:24Pretty sure I'll be fine without it.
13:26But hey, I had a great time.
13:29Truly.
13:31And at least I got a cigar.
13:33Those are $50.
13:34Well, damn.
13:41Hey, this is Devin.
13:42I can't get the phone right now, but leave a message and I get right back to you.
13:46Thanks.
13:48Where are you?
13:49And why is your phone going straight to voicemail?
13:51Yo, look at this, man.
13:53Shoe store.
13:54Okay?
13:54Shoe store.
13:56CPU.
13:56That's a famous one.
13:57You don't even know.
13:58I told you.
13:59We invite you, baby.
14:00Welcome to the world-famous sneaker street.
14:02Look at so many people, man.
14:03How are we going to find them?
14:04Come on, man.
14:06Time to bait the trap.
14:07Let's go.
14:08So to trap a mouse, you need cheese.
14:10Boom.
14:11It's like well-aged Bavarti.
14:13What does that even mean?
14:14So think about it.
14:15The guy loves sneakers and he loves insane.
14:17Bam.
14:18I'm just putting the two passions together.
14:19It's like a Reese's peanut butter cup of genius.
14:22That actually makes sense, but where did you get it from?
14:24Your house.
14:25They're Christine's.
14:26You went in my wife's closet?
14:27You weren't going to?
14:29So yeah, I did.
14:30Now come on.
14:31What the hell was that?
14:32I thought you wanted one.
14:33I do.
14:34But just because my daughter wants a pony doesn't mean she gets one.
14:37Fair enough.
14:37You change your mind, you know where to find me.
14:39Thanks.
14:41Give Devin my best.
14:43Not if I divorce him first.
14:57What did I say?
14:59You think this is going to work?
15:01Yeah, man.
15:01Look around.
15:02Look at where we are.
15:02This is definitely going to work.
15:03All right.
15:04Just remember, stay focused.
15:05Keep your eyes peeled and zero distractions.
15:07Oh, shit.
15:08What about these right here?
15:10No.
15:11I don't like those either.
15:12Oh, what about these?
15:13Oh.
15:13No.
15:14These right here.
15:15What about these right here?
15:17No.
15:18Ooh-wee.
15:19What about these right here?
15:20A thousand times, though.
15:21Come on.
15:21You're not even paying attention.
15:22I look good.
15:23Not in the slightest.
15:24Bobby, you know what I'm paying attention to?
15:26The fact that we only have an hour left to find this guy.
15:28An hour?
15:29That's plenty of time.
15:29We can do another lap, because I can get me another pair.
15:32Two tops.
15:32Stop me if I hit three.
15:37Yo, it's him.
15:38He's here.
15:40Did you see him?
15:44This is real, man.
15:47Oh, there you go.
15:48There you go.
15:48Oh, shit.
15:52Oh, shit.
15:53Oh, shit.
15:54Oh, shit.
15:54Oh, shit.
15:55Oh, shit.
15:56Oh, shit.
15:57Oh, shit.
15:57Oh, shit.
15:58Oh, shit.
16:00Oh, shit.
16:00Oh, shit.
16:00This guy's fast.
16:02Hey.
16:03You see me?
16:04There you go.
16:06Excuse me.
16:06Excuse me.
16:07Hey, hey.
16:08Hey.
16:12Hey, hey, hey, hey.
16:14Hey, hey, hey, hey.
16:15You see him?
16:16Come on.
16:16Come on.
16:17Look up.
16:18Wait before you cross the road.
16:24Where is he?
16:26Do you see him?
16:28I'm looking.
16:29Right here.
16:36Thank God he's not Asian.
16:38Whoa, that's racist.
16:40Okay.
16:40No, just so we can talk to him.
16:42Look, I'm sorry that I scared you, but we came a long way to meet you for those.
16:50They're even more beautiful in real life than I imagined.
16:53Mm-hmm.
16:55Say what?
16:59Oh, it's a riddle.
17:01I'm usually not good at riddles, but I got this one.
17:03Um, okay.
17:04Is the answer a duck?
17:05It's not a riddle.
17:07It's a Norwegian, right?
17:10Look, we want those.
17:13You're doing it wrong.
17:14We want your shoes!
17:15Did I just sneak the mic?
17:16No, no, no, no, no, no.
17:17We're not trying to rob you.
17:18We're not trying to rob you.
17:18No, no, no, me.
17:19He think we're robbing him.
17:20That's a robbing him.
17:20No, we're not robbing him.
17:21I'm just saying, why correct him?
17:23That's rude.
17:23Mom, we are not robbing him.
17:24Look, we are not robbing you.
17:25We want to trade.
17:27Oh, look, how much do you think you want for him?
17:28Because I'm fairly cash-bored at the moment.
17:30Oh, are you?
17:31I am.
17:31Is that because you bought five pair of shoes?
17:34Is that the reason?
17:35Yeah, that's the reason I'm cash-bored.
17:36Oh, I know that.
17:36I know that.
17:37But you know what?
17:37It's obviously he's a collector.
17:39And he's an NSYNC fan, which is why I got these from Stewie.
17:44Yes.
17:45Yes.
17:47Oh, you like that?
17:48Yes.
17:48Yes.
17:49Yes.
17:49These are hard to find.
17:50These are hard to find.
17:51You can't find them nowhere.
17:53We got, like, two of them?
17:54Yeah, I got three of them.
17:56These are hard to find.
18:05See?
18:06Okay, okay, but these are signed.
18:09See?
18:10Yeah.
18:10Signs.
18:11Yeah, see?
18:13Those are signed, too, man.
18:14And he playing with them like they nothing.
18:16Okay?
18:17Look, what else you got in that bag?
18:18I don't have nothing else, Bobby.
18:19I don't.
18:20You know what?
18:20This is my Hail Mary.
18:21What do you have?
18:22Because this was your damn idea.
18:24Okay, I don't know if you can hear it in your voice right now,
18:26but you sound very hostile.
18:27Oh, oh, I can hear it in my voice.
18:28Cardi?
18:29Huh?
18:31Wait, whoa, whoa, what's happening?
18:32Why are you touching me like this?
18:33What happened?
18:33What are those?
18:36Did he just?
18:38Let me explain one thing to you, brother.
18:39Yeah.
18:40These are corduroy red one originals, okay?
18:42And just like MJ when he used to wear his practice shorts
18:45under his booze uniform,
18:46you peel these back,
18:49a UNC1 reveal.
18:50Yeah, yeah.
18:51Bobby P original.
18:52Yeah.
18:52The butcher original.
18:53Yeah.
18:54Custom original.
18:55Yeah.
18:55We trade.
18:58Yeah?
19:03Fuck, y'all.
19:05Fuck, y'all.
19:06Fuck, y'all.
19:07Fuck, y'all.
19:08Fuck, y'all.
19:10Yes.
19:11Yes.
19:12Yes.
19:13All right.
19:14Yes.
19:14Shake on it.
19:15Oh, that's what I didn't do.
19:17Oh, shit.
19:18Oh, that's juicy.
19:21Oh, that's juicy.
19:22Did I save the day or did I save the day?
19:24This is way off brand for me.
19:25You all right.
19:25I should have trusted you.
19:27I should have trusted you.
19:27I should have trusted you.
19:29Wait, what do we do?
19:30What do we do?
19:32We find out.
19:35The glasses.
19:36You done picked with your glasses.
19:39Shit.
19:43I messed up, okay?
19:45I messed up.
19:47But no matter what happens, if they waterboard us, if they cut our toes off, I just want you
19:51to know that I'm sorry.
19:52From the bottom of my heart, I'm sorry I fucked up.
19:53I know.
20:10We don't take kindly to thieves in Hong Kong.
20:15You steal, you serve 10 years in prison.
20:20We take your fucking hand!
20:31I'm going to give you one phone call.
20:33I suggest you make it a good one, huh?
20:42Come on.
20:43Say it.
20:46Say it.
20:48Say it.
20:51Say it.
20:52Jason fucking stayed there.
21:19Say it.
21:31Say it.
21:33Say it.
21:34Say it.
21:38Say it.
21:38Say it.
21:39Say it.
21:41Say it.
21:43Say it.
21:44Say it.
21:45Say it.
21:46Say it.
21:46Say it.
21:46Say it.
21:46Say it.
21:47Say it.
21:48Hey, we don't know ya.
21:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, jump on the roaches.
21:56Woo!
22:19Hi, we're here.
22:19Or we'll get A-B-N-A-T-H-Le-U-N-A-T-H-Le-U-N-A-T
22:19-H-E-L-U-N-A-T-H-E-L-A-S-S-Y-R-T-H-E-L-A
22:21-T-H-E-L-A-T-H-E-L-A-N-A-T-H-E-L-A-T-H-E
22:27-I-N-A-L-A-T-H-E-L-A-T-H-E-L-A-S-Y-T-H-E
22:35-L-A-T-H-E-L-A-T-H-E-L-A.
22:53You
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