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00:02Listen here, I'm getting sick of your jokes. Getting all big-headed just cause you got a tiny bit lucky.
00:09How revolting, so despicable. What an absolutely self-righteous piece of work you are!
00:15Oh please, when will you realize that tearing others down doesn't make you any bigger?
00:21Ah, and here I am so vehemently and diligently trying to appeal to you. Unbelievable.
00:26Just how slothful can one man be?
00:28How dare you? You're certainly violating my rights as an unselfish man who desires one small thing.
00:34One who'd settle for a tiny bit of simple, ordinary happiness.
00:56I love you.
01:04I'm inside the carriage.
01:11Amelia, I didn't return by death, did I?
01:18She's so soft and cozy.
01:22Try not to get up to too much mischief now.
01:25Amelia lost two nights of sleep worrying about you, I suppose.
01:29Oh thank goodness, you're okay! And everyone else?
01:32You can put your mind at ease. Everyone is safe and together, I suppose.
01:36Man, that's such a huge relief. I was seriously freaking out. Let me hug you.
01:48Wait, is this...
01:50Indeed.
01:53We're inside of the Pleiades Watchtower, I suppose.
02:05You're the one.
02:10Who exactly are you? Are you the sage?
02:14I finally found you. My master.
02:22Oh man, oh man! I've been waiting for him!
02:28What is the meaning of such a long time? I've missed you so much!
02:32What's happening?
02:34What is with this rude strength? I have no idea who you even are! What is this?
02:39What do you mean you don't know? I'm Shola, Keeper of the Pleiades Watchtower!
02:43How could you ever forget about your precious student, Shola?!
02:49Oh no! I woke up and Subaru is gone!
02:55Please, Meili, you gotta help me!
03:01Why? Why me?
03:03I'm not totally sure. I just feel real!
03:06Be upset right now!
03:09Subaru, please do try not to let us down.
03:13Your lewd face is disgusting, Barre Sleaze.
03:16There's nothing lewd about it, and don't call me that!
03:19Master, master!
03:21I'll never leave you again!
03:22Anyway, can you all start explaining before my arm gets ripped off?
03:26Afraid we are just as baffled as you are.
03:28That woman barely said a word when we met,
03:30just went right over and started clinging on to you like crazy.
03:34She was quiet?
03:35You said it yourself, master!
03:37Doesn't matter what anyone asks, don't say more than you need to!
03:40Don't talk, don't tell!
03:42Hell, just stab him dead, right?!
03:43I was just doing what you always taught me to do!
03:46Your master was a pretty awful guy, huh?
03:49Forget that nonsense. You can talk to everybody.
03:54Oh, yeah! That's power!
03:57My master gave me permission!
03:59Woohoo!
04:00Okay then!
04:01You are the legendary sage we've heard so much about, right?
04:05Hmm...
04:06If it's a Shaola you're looking for, then that's easy.
04:09That is me.
04:10Love finds a way!
04:12But if it's Shaola the sage you're looking for,
04:14I'm afraid I don't know anything about him.
04:16When most people talk about a famous Shaola, well...
04:19They mean this one.
04:23The Holy Gold Coin has the Holy Dragon,
04:25the Gold the First Master Swordsman,
04:27and the Silver the sage.
04:29She doesn't resemble this person in the slightest, I suppose.
04:31Wow!
04:32That looks just like Master.
04:34Me? How?
04:36I don't think this person really looks like Subaru either,
04:39to be honest with you.
04:40Oh, I don't think it looks like Master now either.
04:43I recognize him blind, so it's no problem-o.
04:46Where exactly did you learn a phrase like that?
04:48How did you recognize him?
04:50If not by his looks?
04:51His smell?
04:52The only person in the whole world who gives off such a unique,
04:55nose-burningly pungent, sinister, downright, disgusting smell,
04:58is Master!
04:59I've never felt so hurt before in all my life!
05:02Seriously, do I smell that bad?
05:05Uh... Subaru, it's fine.
05:07I understand how you're feeling.
05:09Later, we should all bathe properly.
05:11Gah! You don't understand at all!
05:13So you are Shaola, but you aren't the Sage.
05:16Hm?
05:17Have you heard of the Master Swordsman and Holy Dragon, then?
05:20Gah!
05:22Guess so.
05:23Course I know who those two are!
05:25Reed, the stick-swinger, Volcanica, the sarcastic, and I go way back!
05:28But they're doing good these days, huh?
05:30Reed, at least, has been dead.
05:32For years.
05:33For real?!
05:34He seemed like a guy nobody could kill!
05:36What the heck could've got him?!
05:37His old age?
05:38Oh, that's right.
05:40I guess he was a human, so yeah.
05:43I'll be straightforward.
05:44Who exactly is this person you call Master?
05:47That's a weird question to ask.
05:49You guys are traveling with him, shouldn't you know?
05:52Unfortunately, since your Master hit his head on a chamber pot,
05:55he's had trouble with his memory.
05:57Seriously, Master? Again with that?!
05:59AGAIN?!
06:00Alrighty then, I'll make the big announcement!
06:03My wonderful Master's name!
06:05Yes! The name of the great, renowned Wise Man!
06:08The one and only being in this world
06:09worthy of bearing the title of Sage...
06:11NO ONE ELSE COMPARES!
06:15We don't need a drum roll.
06:16Da-dada-daaa...
06:19It's Flugell!
06:22Huh?
06:24That's my splendid Master's name, Flugell.
06:28He's known as Flugell the Wise Man!
06:32Hmm
06:37Ain't that the name of the guy who planted that tree
06:45Damn, that's scary. We're so high up. Isn't there a handrail or something?
06:51Come on. This ride is way too bouncy. Miss naked lady. Can you smooth it out?
06:55A kid hitching a free ride shouldn't be so demanding, you know
07:00Hey, quit pulling on my hair. Come on. Give her a break May Lee enough pestering and stop messing with
07:06her ponytail
07:06It is not a ponytail. It's a scorpion tail. Oh, uh
07:12Scorpion tail. Mmm. Yeah, I got it. I get so hung up on that
07:19This door serves as the towers primary entrance and exit I suppose
07:23Rem and Patricia are waiting on the next floor above this one. We have to go higher
07:27Also, if this is the entrance, how did potter chain the carriage get all the way up there?
07:33Shela carried everything there for us. Just hop up. They went
07:38Pardon
07:40And that was a piece of cake
07:43I'm far more freaked out than I am grateful at the moment
07:46It doesn't matter to me whether you're grateful or freaked out
07:49All I ask is that you accept my hardest feelings for you
07:51Wha-
07:52Wha-
07:53Wha-
07:53Wha-
07:54You just threw him away
07:58So I guess Flugel was the one who built all of this, too
08:01You know, I'd heard about him being known as the sage before
08:04But I never thought I'd hear about him again here
08:07Well, I don't really know what his accomplishments were aside from planting that tree, I suppose
08:12Tower sure is gigantic, though. It's finally starting to hit me
08:16What's starting to hit you?
08:17That this is the Pleiades Watchtower that we were trying to reach all this time
08:21Ah, ah, ah
08:23If that's all you understand, you get 99 out of 100 points at the very best
08:27That's basically a perfect score
08:29Well, you gotta consider that the final score factors in bonus points
08:32Granted for how much I love, love, love, love you
08:36Pleiades Watchtower is nothing more than a temporary name for a temporary role
08:40Now that you've finally returned, that's over
08:43And it'll revert back to its original role
08:45Its original role?
08:47Yup!
08:48A special place where you can find everything you'd want to know
08:52A great library!
08:54Oh, it's such a joyous day!
08:57The great Pleiades Library is so, so, so, so, so happy to have you back!
09:03Rem and Patraché are inside of here
09:07Whoa! Hey, Rob, the vines just moved!
09:10You're too jumpy
09:11You'll startle the room's master
09:13What do you mean by its master?
09:16A spirit
09:26This place feels like an actual jungle
09:41Rem and Patraché
09:43Back when we rejoined Miss Amelia
09:45Patraché was unfortunately gravely injured
09:48But the spirit's power has been healing her
09:52The spirit living here doesn't seem to have anything like a will
09:56It just attempts to heal the illnesses and injuries of creatures who enter
10:00Does that mean it could heal Rem?
10:03That's beyond its power
10:04It can't heal something that isn't an illness or injury
10:07This is neither
10:11So in other words, even after coming here, nothing's changed
10:14If you want to change it, don't forget what you came here to do in the first place
10:19The great Pleiades Library
10:25I'm going to find the answer we're looking for and get Rem back
10:28That goal hasn't changed, not one bit
10:30Right! I'm going to rejoin the others
10:33You with me?
10:35Leaving Rem here with no one watching her?
10:37Doesn't that worry you?
10:39Hmm, alright
10:40I'll leave you in charge of keeping her safe
10:42I suppose that's all I can do for her
10:46You stay by her side and watching over her means more than you think
11:00Rem and Patrache both are in your hands
11:07This entire floor is basically my little lady cave
11:10I spend most of my time watching over the dunes from here
11:13And if I see anyone get too close to the tower, they get shotty shot shot
11:17I knew it
11:19Of course that was you
11:20You have no idea what hell I went through because of that
11:23A shot that keeps interfering pests away from the tower
11:26That's my Hellsnipe
11:29So is everything fine?
11:31Yeah, they're safe
11:32Rom's watching over them
11:36We don't know how she might react if she finds out you're not really flugel, you know
11:40So we can't correct her or let her know, huh?
11:44Regulus and Petalgeuse were so much easier to deal with
11:46Master? Is something wrong?
11:49No, everything's peachy
11:50I just want to make sure of something real quick
11:53The reason you were always shooting at people approaching the tower
11:57That's right! Per your orders, Master!
11:59For 400 years, I spent every day just watching the endless sea of sand
12:05A story so terribly sad, both hearing it and telling it makes me want to cry!
12:10400 years, you were all alone?
12:14You'll do anything if I ask you to do it, right?
12:18What the heck? Why so serious?
12:20Just so you know, I won't do anything perverted
12:22No matter what, don't ever try to harm me or my friends
12:27Your Master's standing orders were to attack anyone approaching the tower, right?
12:32But now all of us are inside it, so there wouldn't be any reason to attack us
12:35Do not harm us in any way, no matter what
12:42Okay, sir
12:43Your new orders have been received, my Master
12:45I've committed them to my memory
12:47Good, that's a promise, then
12:49Oh yeah, roger that
12:51I'll protect you all
12:53I'll protect the hell out of ya
12:57One more time, then
12:58It's good to have you back, Master
13:00Flugel the wise man, welcome
13:02I, Shaola, have waited most eagerly for your return
13:12We've passed through the 6th, 5th, and 4th floors now
13:15Above here is the exam site, which occupies the 3rd, 2nd, and 1st levels
13:19Hold on, exam?
13:21E-yuppers
13:22First, on the 3rd floor, you'll be tested to make sure you qualify to enter the Archive
13:26So you're saying I have to earn the right to even step foot in the place?
13:29You're the last one, so this is the greatest challenge we face at present
13:33I see, so the rest of you already attempted that exam while I was passed out
13:46This looks like a room I wouldn't want to be stuck in
13:49I agree
13:51Staying here for long would rob you of your sense of equilibrium
14:03A stone slab?
14:05Simply put, you can think of this as the device that sets up the puzzle you'll be expected to solve
14:10The moment you reach out and touch that slab, the exam will begin, I suppose
14:15All I need to do is touch this monolith, then?
14:18Monolith, huh?
14:19Somehow that name seems rather fitting
14:22I'll use it too
14:23Here I go
14:44Hero long vanquished by Shower
14:47Go and touch upon his hand to splendor
14:50So what do you think?
14:53Do you understand our reactions now?
14:56Why we were so surprised at first
15:01So what I heard just now was one of the exam questions?
15:05Subaru, there are a few things you must know before beginning the exam
15:08To begin with, you should try touching the stone slab
15:12Or monolith nearest to you
15:14You really like the word that much?
15:16I mean, it's fine, but
15:24That returned you to the starting point
15:27Meaning, it was determined that you failed the exam
15:31Naturally
15:38Hero long vanquished by Shower
15:41Go and touch upon his grandest splendor
15:44So that's how it works
15:46I can keep trying over and over until I pass it
15:49That is, based on experience, our conjecture at present
15:52Just running around aimlessly and touching monoliths blindly will not lead you to the correct answer
15:57That's all the advice I can give
15:59So you guys already tried the scattershot approach
16:04Not gonna lie, that does seem like something you'd try, Melee
16:07That's part of it
16:08But even if you did figure out the answer
16:10You would still have to touch upon his greatest splendor
16:13And we don't know what that means
16:15On God
16:17Either way, you won't get anywhere standing here thinking about it forever
16:20I think your best bet is to try asking the naked lady about it
16:24Yeah, guess so
16:26Shaola, can you think of any heroes you vanquished before who fit the bill?
16:30Only lame-o second-rates would remember the names of every single person they've vanquished
16:34See, who won as first-rate as me doesn't remember anyone beyond the first hundred, got it?
16:39Yeah, right
16:40So anyway, out of all the names I can remember
16:44Let's see
16:45Oh, what about Reed?
16:47You were the one who killed the first Master Swordsman, weren't you?
16:51Hey, watch it!
16:53Uh, th-thank you for the catch
16:57Nah, it's kinda my fault for blurting it out like that
17:00What? Does the first Master Swordsman scare you that much?
17:06Don't be silly
17:07He was the progenitor of the Astrea family, whom I know well
17:11In addition to his sword skills, he was surely a man of great character
17:15Mishawa, allow us to hear your thoughts without reservation
17:18He was human scum, simple as that
17:23Allow us to hear your thoughts without reservation
17:26Don't pretend you didn't hear that!
17:28Well, at any rate, he was an awful guy
17:31One of those privileged little brats who grew up but never changed
17:34He absolutely loved bullying the weak in his spare time
17:37I mean hell, from his perspective pretty much everyone was a weakling so they were all fair game
17:42No matter who he went up against, he was bullying the weak
17:45He did it to me all the time
17:47Must have been a real monster if he was able to get a one-up on you
17:51Actually, wait, there's still a chance that Challengers might have to defeat Shaola in order to enter the Tower
17:56And if that's the case, the answer would have to be something I'd know without having to ask her
18:02Ziviril? Natsuki? Did you think of something?
18:05The possibility of conquering the Tower without Shaola's help
18:08What if there's another Shaola that she doesn't realize is actually the true Shaola?
18:15Master, what's up with that luck?
18:16If you keep staring at me like that, I'm gonna start blushing!
18:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:28Vehicle!
18:31Now, there it is!
18:32That's the expression Betty most enjoys seeing on you!
18:36I wanna jump high above here
18:37Look at these monoliths with a bird's eye view
18:44Muraq!
18:50Looks like my hunch was right.
18:52You achieved your goal, I suppose?
18:53Sure did!
18:55How about that?
18:57This place is seriously as sadistic as it could be.
19:04I know the hero's name.
19:06I'm sure of it.
19:20In my heart, I started all feeling so right.
19:24So yeah, what great of all remains here.
19:28End, the end of the dark, the loneliness of the world.
19:34The sound of your voice is moving, and it's not a real night.
19:42Out� of sight?
19:44Up to sight?
19:45The only one moment, I can't wait for you to see it.
19:51In this world, you should love me.
20:11Cause君が生むこの命はそう無駄旅であるために
20:15paseANE世上的愛情キミと女
20:19obsessions向井のない想い君へ対する
20:40Natsuki, how did you manage to figure out the answer?
20:43It's not as big a deal as you guys think.
20:46But don't beat yourselves up, it's not your fault you couldn't.
20:49In fact, there are very few people in this entire world who could.
20:52The name of the hero vanquished by Shaola, without a doubt, is Orion.
20:58Orion?
21:01Wait, wait, I've never heard of any Orion before!
21:04And I wouldn't expect you to, considering that the Shaola in question wasn't even you to begin with.
21:10But the only Shaola there is, is me! You gave me that name, Master!
21:14I'm saying your Master didn't just pick a name out of a hat, there's an entire story behind him choosing
21:19it.
21:19The story that's behind Shaola's name, is it also something only you know, Subaril?
21:25Well, I'm not the only one that knows.
21:27It's just that where I come from, there's a star named Shaola.
21:30The meaning of the name, Stinger. But more specifically, it refers to a scorpion's tail.
21:36A scorpion?
21:37The legends say, when the hero Orion let his ego blow up out of control, he was stung and killed
21:44by a scorpion that was sent to torment him, and became stars.
21:47Then, for its achievement, the scorpion was also turned into its own star.
21:51They say that Orion is still terrified of that scorpion even now, up in the night sky.
21:56When you simplify it to that extent, even a hero's tail sounds incredibly disappointing.
22:01So anyway, groups of stars that resemble certain people or animals are known as constellations.
22:07They can sometimes be called asterisms, too.
22:10And, when I looked down at the monoliths from above, I saw them.
22:16I envisioned them as the constellations, and located Orion among them.
22:21What did you learn?
22:22I gotta admit, his grandest splendor sure was a tricky way to phrase the question.
22:27The thing is, different stars shine in different ways.
22:30Some are consistently bright, while others only flash brighter at times.
22:35There are two stars in the Orion constellation that could be said to shine the brightest.
22:39There's Rigel, which shines consistently brightly,
22:42and Betelgeuse, a variable star that glows extra bright at times.
22:48Having two right answers? No way.
22:50I don't think a place like this would be so sloppy.
22:55If it were me, I think I'd have to go with Rigel.
23:14I don't think a place like this would be so sloppy.
23:32I don't think a place like this would be so sloppy.
23:34Bye.
23:35Bye.
23:35Bye.
23:36Bye.
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