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Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage Season 2 Episode 18
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00:03Since when do you read the paper?
00:05I'm doing the jumble.
00:07I always do the jumble.
00:08Not today, big man.
00:11Maybe you boys could do it together, like a father-son thing.
00:15No can do. I jumble alone.
00:18Hey, can I talk to y'all before Georgie comes out?
00:21Is everything okay?
00:22Yeah, it's just that today's the anniversary of his dad's passing,
00:26so maybe don't bring it up.
00:28I can't believe it's been two years already.
00:31What do you want us to do?
00:33Well, just be normal.
00:34What's he supposed to do?
00:37This is serious, okay? No jokes.
00:39Wasn't joking, but okay.
00:41Morning.
00:42Good morning.
00:44Or just morning.
00:48Do you want some breakfast?
00:49No, I gotta get to the store.
00:50There's this client of Fagenbockers I've been porting.
00:53Today's the day I'm gonna steal them away.
00:54Hey, knock them dead.
00:58I'll land this account. We should go celebrate tonight.
01:00Oh, yeah, sure.
01:01Or, you know, whenever you feel like it.
01:04See you later.
01:05Okay, bye.
01:09Let the record show I was the only normal one.
01:21Macasa Auto.
01:23Hey, Mrs. Cooper.
01:25No, he's having lunch with a client.
01:28He seemed fine. Why?
01:32Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that was today.
01:34Good news!
01:35I stuck at the Fagenbocker. We got the U-Haul account.
01:38Terrific.
01:39Who are you talking to?
01:40Oh, uh, your mom?
01:43Gimme. I want to tell those good dudes.
01:47I cannot believe I forgot what today is.
01:49Well, you were in such a good mood this morning.
01:51I didn't want to upset you.
01:52You remembered and didn't tell me?
01:54See now you're upset.
01:57I didn't want to upset you.
02:27Thanks for having us over, Mom.
02:28Well, I figured we're all having a rough day.
02:31Might as well have it together.
02:33Although I'm sure George wouldn't want you to be sad, you know?
02:36He'd want you to get on with your lives.
02:38I don't think Dad would want us to forget him just yet.
02:41She's not saying forget him.
02:43We all know that's not possible.
02:44Coach Wilkins is crying during P.E.
02:46He said it was hay fever, but everyone knew.
02:49Well, people grieve differently.
02:51I mean, did you even hear from Sheldon?
02:53First thing this morning.
02:55Told me he was proudly flying his flags at half-mast.
02:58Great.
02:59Even Sheldon remembered.
03:01What's going on with you?
03:02I forgot.
03:04I had a big work thing and it just slipped my mind.
03:07I'm a terrible son.
03:09Oh, honey, you're not.
03:11Or maybe you are.
03:14She remembered and didn't tell me.
03:16Hey, you were happy.
03:17You were happy?
03:18I was.
03:19I'm not now.
03:19Knock it off.
03:21Today is hard enough without you two bickering.
03:23Sorry.
03:24Yeah, sorry.
03:26Well, hey, maybe we could have a little memorial.
03:29Go to the cemetery and tell some George stories.
03:32Let's do something bigger.
03:34Something everyone will remember.
03:36Like when he got his photo on the wall at Sizzler for eating that 72-ounce steak?
03:40Let's please not remember that.
03:42We can get something named after him, like a bench.
03:46Oh, a new school board at the high school with his name on it.
03:49That's a great idea.
03:50He would love that.
03:52Wait, so every time I'm hanging out with my friends under the bleachers, I'll look up and
03:57see Dad's name?
03:58Why are you hanging out under the bleachers?
04:02It's where we pray to Jesus.
04:11There you go.
04:13Oh, can't believe you're old enough to buy us beers.
04:17They grow up so fast.
04:19Really, Wayne?
04:21It's an emotional time.
04:24George Cooper.
04:25To Dad.
04:26To George.
04:27He was a good man.
04:28Thanks, Principal Peterson.
04:30You're not in high school anymore.
04:32Call me Tom.
04:33That's okay.
04:34I feel weird calling old people by their first name.
04:36Old people?
04:38So, what's on your mind?
04:41I want to do something to honor my dad.
04:43I was thinking, your scoreboard is pretty beat up.
04:48What if we got a new one and call it the George Cooper Memorial Scoreboard?
04:53Damn it.
04:54That's a nice thought, but we can't afford it.
04:57What if I raised the money?
04:59Well, they're pretty pricey.
05:00You're talking to the best tire salesman in Texas.
05:03I got this.
05:04Well, let me be the first one to contribute.
05:07I'm in for 50.
05:0950?
05:10That man was your best friend.
05:12You're right.
05:14100.
05:17Damn, you are good.
05:23So, every Friday night, people will look up at the score and see my dad's name.
05:28Oh, that's real nice.
05:29It is a high school, though.
05:31You better put the sign up high so no one can change Cooper to Pooper.
05:34Good thinking.
05:35I totally would have done that.
05:37How are you going to pay for it?
05:39Donations.
05:40People love my dad.
05:41They'll be happy to contribute.
05:42Put me down for 100.
05:44How?
05:44That just means I'm paying for it.
05:47No, Mom.
05:48Can I have $100?
05:49Of course.
05:51It's going to a good cause.
05:53How much can we put you down for?
05:55I guess $100, too.
05:56Really?
05:57That's what I put in, and I'm broke.
06:00Put us down for $500.
06:02Thanks, Mrs. McAllister.
06:04That's real generous.
06:05You're welcome.
06:05From both of us.
06:07That's a pretty good start, right?
06:09Still got a long way to go.
06:10Scoreboards are more expensive than you think.
06:12Put me down for another $100.
06:14Would you cut that out?
06:18Hmm.
06:19Nice picture.
06:19That was the day you finally shot the gopher digging up the backyard.
06:23That is a very Texas story.
06:27Let me get things started.
06:29Hmm?
06:31Five dollars?
06:32My dead father's only worth five dollars?
06:35It was either that or a 20.
06:38Okay, but I'm taking my five back.
06:42Hello, boys.
06:43What do you want?
06:44I just came out to congratulate you.
06:46Poaching my U-Haul account, that's...
06:48That's got to feel pretty good.
06:51It does.
06:52And I'm going to do it again.
06:53Ooh, little doggie's got a big bark.
06:56And a big bite.
06:57He may have rabies.
06:59I didn't come here to fight, okay?
07:01I-I like having some competition.
07:03It keeps things spicy.
07:05Well, thanks for stopping by, but we got work to do.
07:07I'm going.
07:09What's that?
07:11Something for your dad?
07:12Watch it.
07:13No, no, hey.
07:14I-I respect that.
07:16In fact, let me chip you in.
07:21Only got hundreds.
07:24That's a Benjamin Franklin, in case you've never seen one.
07:34Can I take back my 20?
07:42You raised all this at school?
07:43Yeah.
07:44How?
07:45Stole me my cigarettes and sold them for a dollar a piece.
07:48Well, at least you ain't smoking them.
07:51Sure.
07:53So, how'd you do?
07:54People are giving, but not nearly enough.
07:57Have you tried crying?
07:59What?
08:00Whenever I want something, I just whip up some tears about Dad.
08:03I ain't gonna cry.
08:05It's easy.
08:07Because ever since Dad died, people feel bad for me.
08:10They just want to make it better.
08:14Is everything okay?
08:15I'm fine.
08:16This is just a hard time.
08:18What can I do?
08:19Can I get you something?
08:20What do you need?
08:27All right, I'm gonna go hop in the shower.
08:30Maybe I'll join you.
08:32Didn't you just take one?
08:33Yeah, but you weren't all soapy in mine.
08:41Hello.
08:42Georgie, got some good news for you.
08:44Scoreboard's paid for.
08:46What?
08:47That's amazing.
08:48Yeah, Faginbacher Auto offered to cover the whole thing.
08:52You're kidding.
08:54No, just want their logo on it.
08:55What's going on?
08:57So it'd be the George Cooper Memorial School Board sponsored by Faginbacher Auto.
09:01Pretty good, huh?
09:03No, it's not good.
09:07It's just, ever since my dad died, Faginbacher's just been trying to run me out of business.
09:15What are you doing?
09:18I don't think so.
09:21I'll have to call you back.
09:23I'm just too emotional right now.
09:28You can't take his money.
09:31This is a public school.
09:32I will literally take anybody's money.
09:36Fine, then.
09:36You can't put his name on it.
09:38Georgie, I get where you're coming from, but your dad's name is still gonna be on the scoreboard.
09:42Yeah, with Faginbacher Auto right below it.
09:45Or above.
09:46We're still negotiating placement.
09:49He's just doing this to spite me.
09:51Look, we get to honor your dad, and I get a free scoreboard.
09:55Everybody wins.
09:57Except the football team, who, as you well know, truly suck.
10:02What if I can buy you an even nicer scoreboard?
10:05If you really want to raise more money, we can upgrade the library.
10:08My dad was a football coach, not a library coach.
10:12Just give me a chance.
10:14I'll raise more money than Fred, and we can buy that scoreboard without him.
10:18Hey.
10:20How'd you know I was here?
10:21I didn't.
10:22I got caught selling cigarettes.
10:24Well, what do you have to say for yourself?
10:27I'm sorry.
10:30It's just, ever since my dad died, I've been so lost, and there's just no one to tell me
10:37right or wrong.
10:37Oh, honey, don't cry.
10:39It's okay.
10:43It's okay.
10:44Yeah.
10:45So picture this.
10:46The George Cooper Memorial Scoreboard, sponsored by y'all.
10:49Long Star Beer.
10:51He was a local football coach.
10:53A beloved hero, really.
10:54We just need about $10,000, and we can make this happen.
10:58I mean, he definitely spent that much on your beer.
11:03Probably more.
11:04So in a way, he's already paid for it.
11:08Well, just so you know, I recently turned 21, and if that's your attitude, I'm going
11:12to become a Miller man.
11:16Run, but I just had a brainstorm.
11:18We're not paying for the scoreboard.
11:20You don't know that's what I was going to say?
11:22What were you going to say?
11:24The point is, you don't know.
11:27Mr. McAllister, I just had a brainstorm.
11:28Run for your life.
11:31You hate Fagenbacher, right?
11:33Y'all were competitors for a lot of years.
11:35It was a long time ago.
11:36I don't really think about it.
11:37Not just rivals in business, also in love.
11:41What are you doing, Georgie?
11:43I'm just saying, if it was me, it'd be hard looking up at that scoreboard every Friday
11:47night and seeing a guy's name who had intimate relations with my wife before I did.
11:53I'm going home.
11:55Take him with you.
12:03You did that for me.
12:05Well, it's not a big deal.
12:06You deserve it.
12:07Well, it is a big deal.
12:08Let me take a look at that.
12:10It's going to be twice as big as the old one and state of the art.
12:13Ooh, that's a beaut.
12:15What's going on?
12:16I'm just showing your dad plans for the new scoreboard.
12:19Have you seen this, Georgie?
12:21Look what Fred put together for me.
12:24It was my idea.
12:25Well, then, why didn't you do it?
12:27Now, hold on, George.
12:28He tried.
12:29He just failed.
12:32Wouldn't be the first time.
12:33You should have seen his report cards.
12:35I just happen to have a couple of my old ones right here.
12:41Straight A's.
12:42Proud of you, son.
12:44No, no, no, no.
12:45He ain't your son.
12:46I'm your son.
12:47You want to toss the ball around?
12:49You bet.
12:49I was talking to Freddy.
12:52I'd love to.
12:53Come on, kiddo.
12:56No, no, wait.
12:58I'm the good son.
12:59Missy's selling cigarettes.
13:01Narc.
13:05Hey, you okay?
13:07Yeah, it's a bad dream.
13:10Again?
13:12Oh, Georgie, you know whatever happens with this scoreboard?
13:15Your dad loves you.
13:16Right, George?
13:19Yeah, sure.
13:20Whatever.
13:22And then the rabbit goes through the hole and...
13:26Walla.
13:28Thanks, Pop.
13:30Dang.
13:37You look tired.
13:39Did Cece keep you up all night?
13:41No.
13:42Georgie tossed and turned.
13:44I wish there was some way I could help him raise the money.
13:47Well, when you were in high school, you did all those fundraisers for the cheerleading squad.
13:53Yeah, I don't think I'm comfortable washing cars in a bikini anymore.
13:57Some of us weren't comfortable with it then.
14:01Morning.
14:01Good morning.
14:04I have an idea about how to raise the money.
14:06You do a news story about my dad on TV and donations will pour in.
14:10Oh, Georgie, I just started there.
14:12I can't pitch a story about my father-in-law.
14:15I mean, there's got to be something else.
14:17Time to bust out that bikini.
14:20Forget it.
14:20Sorry I asked.
14:22Whoa, son, I know you're stressed.
14:23I ain't your son.
14:24I'm George Cooper's son, his only son.
14:27Except for Sheldon.
14:28Except for Sheldon.
14:33Poor Georgie.
14:34I hate to see him drive himself crazy.
14:36I know.
14:37His dad wouldn't care about having something named after him.
14:40Wouldn't care?
14:41Whose idea do you think it was to call Georgie Georgie?
14:45I didn't know that.
14:46I was all set to call him Phillip.
14:48Phil Cooper, that's pretty good.
14:50I know.
14:52I don't like to speak ill of people, but this Fagenbacher, he sounds like a real horse's
14:57you-know-what.
15:00I know what.
15:01Do you know what?
15:04Patootie.
15:06Nailed it.
15:07I think I might go down there and give him a piece of my mind.
15:10Well, if that piece is patootie, I wouldn't.
15:15I don't need vulgar language to make a point.
15:17Yeah, you don't need it, but I really had some oomph.
15:20I'd like to remind you, I have the biggest oomph of all.
15:28Mr. Fagenbacher, I am Mary Cooper, Georgie's mom.
15:39You're not old enough to be his mom.
15:42Maybe his big sister.
15:44That ain't gonna work on me.
15:46The devil speaks with a forked tongue.
15:48You calling me a devil?
15:49A handsome one, I hope.
15:52Do you really think you can use my late husband to upset my son and then charm your way out
15:58of it?
15:58Mrs. Cooper, can I call you Mary?
16:01No, you may not.
16:02Mrs. Cooper, you got me all wrong.
16:07Georgie and I, sure, we have our issues, but when he told me what he wanted to do for his
16:11dad,
16:11I was touched, and I wanted to help out.
16:15I have a teenage daughter.
16:17I know what malarkey smells like.
16:20You got me.
16:21I'm a bad boy.
16:24You want to give me a spanking?
16:27Don't you disrespect me.
16:29Yes, ma'am.
16:30And do not disrespect the memory of my husband.
16:32Well, I didn't.
16:33I am not done.
16:34My family has been through too much these past few years to put up with you rubbing salt in the
16:38wound.
16:39No, I never intended.
16:39And God is watching you.
16:41He may be forgiven, but when it comes to my family, I sure as heck am not.
16:48I'm sorry.
16:49I crossed the line.
16:51And?
16:51And I will back off the scoreboard.
16:54You will also apologize to Georgie.
16:57Yes, ma'am.
17:00All right, then.
17:04There may be a decent man underneath all that scruff.
17:08I can shave!
17:15It is beautiful.
17:17Your dad's name up there for everyone to see.
17:22Ain't as fancy as the scoreboard.
17:25Oh, a snack bar's better.
17:27Our team's so bad, he wants to look at the score.
17:30It'd be cool if they served beer.
17:32It's a high school.
17:33Excuse me for trying to honor my father.
17:38This is the best hot dog.
17:40It's like George cooked himself.
17:44Pull it together, Wayne.
17:45You got a game to lose.
17:51When it comes to work.
17:53I'm a tire genius.
17:54Georgie Cooper's riding high.
17:56You can't stop me.
17:57But at home.
17:58You do whatever you want.
18:01All new Georgie and Mandy's first marriage.
18:03Okay, she may have stopped me.
18:05CBS next Thursday.
18:07Oh joy, a new episode of Ghosts is here.
18:09CBS next and streaming on Paramount+.
18:11We'll have a new episode of Win are you guys.
18:12We'll pay you.
18:14Now, we'll be right back.
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