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00:00This program contains strong language sexual scenes and references from the outset and throughout
00:05Being a celebrity is
00:07Amazing you get same fortune followers and a shitload of freebies
00:13But does any of that really matter when you can't find somebody to love have you seen girls around here
00:18these seven celebrities all need help
00:20They might be winning at the fame game
00:23Oh slowly despacito, but they seriously suck at love. We're both single and we're looking for dates
00:29So that's where we come in
00:31We're sending them all around the world
00:34In search of the one
00:39And asking them to share their journeys on social media and their millions of followers help them fight so what
00:46I'm so happy
00:47Or will it be left with no one love you?
00:52Sorry, I would never know this spread on the first year once they've dated all around the world interest in
00:57having kids
00:58Shut up
00:58The celebs can take just one person to a romantic castle in Paris. Oh my god. This is beautiful
01:04To see if Cupid's arrow strikes
01:08This is without a doubt the biggest opportunity of their love life also me. It's going to be sexy air
01:18Funny air
01:19You're getting your tits out
01:20Awkward air
01:21Take care, bye bye
01:22Emotional air
01:24I'm crying
01:25It's now or never
01:26Will they find someone or be single air forever?
01:31The course of love doesn't always run smoothly
01:36Previously on single air
01:38Marnie finally chose Casey over Kyle
01:41I now know that I want to be with Casey
01:44What we have is undeniable
01:46John and Natalia keep getting lost in translation
01:49You don't have to like me, you know?
01:53I did feel a bit up and down with her last night
01:56But now looking into her beautiful eyes
01:58I really feel I can see her soul
02:01And it feels good
02:02Edward cemented things with Sabina
02:05It was cold last night, wasn't it?
02:07But you kept me warm
02:09Sabina and Edward forever
02:11For the first time in his life
02:13Elliot is dating an actual girl
02:15Oh my god
02:17We could actually have a chance of being a real couple
02:20Shane and Lucas are in different places
02:23I just think we need to take our time
02:24And like not try and force a relationship
02:26Just see how it goes
02:28And Farrah rejected another date
02:30But you actually really look like one of my exes
02:32And remains the only single celeb in Paris
02:35If Cupid keeps sending me these kind of men
02:38I'm gonna leave here single
02:47Welcome to single air
02:49Where it's a new day at the Chateau
02:51And our celebrities are back on the path to true love
02:54Well, most of them are
02:57Cupid sent me another date yesterday
02:59And it was a total disaster
03:01I just feel like I'm doomed to be single right now
03:04PMA Farrah, PMA
03:09Meanwhile, after telling Lucas that he doesn't see a future for them
03:12Shane is comforting him in the kitchen
03:15By checking out Kyle
03:17Morning Kylie, how are you?
03:19Morning
03:20And one reference was like camera
03:22I like your shirt
03:23Thank you
03:24I like your lack of shirt
03:27Shane should be looking at me
03:29So, bye Kyle
03:31Yeah, you tell him Lucas
03:33I just need a shower, I'll be good to go
03:35How are you feeling?
03:37Good
03:39Lucas is an amazing person
03:41But right now we're kind of in different places
03:44I'd never want to upset Lucas
03:45But he knows I'm really open sexually
03:47So, I don't see the harm in a little bit of fun flirting
03:56With Casey and Marnie fully together, Kyle's been feeling left out in the cold
04:01What happened this way, obviously you had your thing with Marnie
04:04She did bring us here like, like she's nowhere to be seen
04:07She's just like off of Casey
04:08Mmm
04:08And I'm just like, like sitting in pairs of couples
04:11And I'm just like, what am I doing?
04:12It's obvious, Kyle still has feelings for Marnie
04:15And I feel so sorry for him
04:17Because Marnie brought him here
04:19And then she ditched him for Casey
04:22You need someone to share your bed with
04:23Definitely feel better being able to talk to you about it like
04:26Of course mate
04:27Never feel excluded as well
04:29Because you can always come chill with Crawford
04:31Aww, Elliot
04:38Back in the shuttle, John and Edward are discussing their progress with the girls
04:42We need Sabine out good aren't we?
04:43Yeah, I think we need Sabine out great
04:45I just feel like we were comfortable together
04:47Like I feel like I could bare my soul
04:49And my whole life's changed
04:51I'm glad I brought Sabine to Paris
04:52We're getting stronger every day
04:54And I really feel like we have a future together
04:57I see this jetting all over the world, going to red carpets
04:59Now I have my plus one
05:01Yeah
05:01Sabine is the girl that Mamie always wanted for you
05:05You know, I want to be on the same level with Natalya
05:09But we just need to get there
05:10I'm really into Natalia, but it's been a bit all over the place.
05:14Sometimes I question if she's even right for me.
05:16Do you think she wants more than you want to give?
05:18Yeah.
05:19Like, we're in the bed and we're spooning.
05:22Natalia's putting my hands places.
05:23Well, that's an image I can't get out of me head.
05:26It's not a bit forward-like.
05:27I want to get our kissing game where it needs to be
05:29before we start doing other things.
05:31Kissing game?
05:32You don't need to be doing all these mating rituals
05:34like you touch me, I touch you, oh my God.
05:37Natalia wants to accelerate things in the bedroom,
05:39but emotionally, I don't think we're there yet.
05:42I feel like Natalia's always questioning me and going,
05:45I don't know if you like me the way I like you.
05:49It's like she's in the room.
05:51I'm here. I chose you for a reason.
05:53Natalia keeps doubting me and it's draining.
05:56I want to make this work, but then I look at Edith and Sabina
05:59and I just think, me and Natalia are nowhere near that place.
06:03Actually, I have my heart in the line. I always do,
06:06but then I can't read Natalia's mind.
06:08You know, I don't know what she thinks.
06:10I just know she looks at me like I'm an alien.
06:11I'm like, yeah, it's okay. I come in peace.
06:14Well, you do come from planet Jedward.
06:17Upstairs, Farrah is still looking for a man to date.
06:20Sorry, Farrah, but Shane is off the market.
06:24Hi!
06:24How are you?
06:25I'm doing good.
06:26Hanging in there.
06:27It must be really hard for Farrah.
06:29I mean, everyone's here with their dates and she's got no one.
06:31I mean, being picky isn't a bad thing,
06:34but I feel like she just shuts things down before they have a chance.
06:37I like having nobody in my room.
06:39Maybe I secretly love being single.
06:42Maybe.
06:44But I don't.
06:45I love love.
06:46I love having, like, a great man in my life.
06:50Do you think that you're going to have another date today?
06:52Probably not.
06:53Cupid has outsourced all of his resources and still cannot find.
06:58Oh, don't give up.
07:00Yes, Farrah.
07:00I'm secretly hoping that Cupid's saving the best for last.
07:03I think that I'm just going to totally give up hope on finding someone out there for me.
07:07Like, it really feels like there's no one out there for me.
07:11Like, why couldn't Cupid just find a straight, straight type of guy of Lucas?
07:16You know what I'm saying?
07:17I know Lucas is sad because I said that I didn't see us in a relationship.
07:20And I do want a relationship, but it just takes me a while to open up my heart to really
07:26fall for someone.
07:27And I like Lucas.
07:29I fancy the pants off of him.
07:30But can't we just, you know, see how things go and see what happens?
07:36Lucas is really sweet.
07:37I'm really glad that I brought him to Paris.
07:39And he's really understanding.
07:40Well, it was funny because Kyle walked past with no shirt on.
07:43Lucas was like,
07:44Yeah, because your tongue was hanging out, Shane.
07:47So you want to make out with Kyle then?
07:49I would make out with Kyle. He's adorable.
07:51If I'm in drag and the opportunity arises and Kyle and I make out, like, they're honestly like the little
07:59fun moments that I live for.
08:01Kyle is such a hottie.
08:02And I mean, what would be more fun than a party patch with him as Courtney?
08:06I'm sure Lucas would understand it's a bit of fun, right?
08:08Tonight could be the night.
08:12It's all been quiet so far today in the celebrity love nest.
08:16Time for Cupid to slide into someone's DMs and spice things up.
08:24Everyone!
08:26I just got a message from Cupid.
08:28It says,
08:31To find love, you must lose yourself in the moment.
08:34The most passionate kiss wins.
08:36But the decision of who to kiss is yours.
08:42Who's going to go first, people?
08:45Crystal.
08:47Kyle's gone straight in there.
08:49Go on, son.
08:54And Crystal's not messing around either.
08:58Oh, my God.
09:00I think Crystal and Kyle are trying to show Marnie and Casey what they're missing, but I don't think they're
09:06bothered at all.
09:08Yeah!
09:10I picked Casey over Kyle and I'm really happy with that decision, but it is still strange watching Kyle kiss
09:16another girl, especially that purple-haired twat.
09:23That was next level.
09:25I think you just set the bar extremely high.
09:28What is Marnie thinking?
09:30Really?
09:30I mean, come on, you've kissed both of them, girl, just like I have, and Kyle's definitely better.
09:36You've chose the wrong boy.
09:37All right, sassy Crystal.
09:39Just as well, it's Edward and Sabina's turn to take the stage.
09:42Oh, this is so romantic.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:51When I kiss Sabina, it's like the world stops spinning.
09:54It's the most romantic thing ever.
09:58Aw, you two melt my heart.
10:02Looking at Ed and Sabina kissing makes me wonder, will me and Natalia ever kiss like that?
10:13I doubt it, John, but I bet Casey and Marnie have got it nailed.
10:18Me and Marnie are obviously the best kisses in the room.
10:20We put these lot to shame.
10:23Aw.
10:25Don't kiss his chin.
10:27Cheer up, Crystal.
10:30I love kissing Casey, but it does feel a bit weird doing it in front of Kyle.
10:34I don't want to rub it in his face.
10:38Are you getting hot under the collar, Farrah?
10:39I wonder if Shane and Lucas can top that.
10:46Show me your talent.
10:51Oh, look out.
10:52Lucas is going in.
10:56Oh, wow.
10:57Lucas, you are eating me alive.
10:59That's starting to look painful.
11:01Oh, my God.
11:02I think I'm waiting.
11:04Put him down, Lucas.
11:06Damn.
11:07Lucas knows how to make a statement.
11:10Lucas is making sure that Shane only has eyes for him.
11:15It's like wild animals.
11:17Look.
11:18Lucas, I didn't know you had it in you.
11:20Oh.
11:21Well, he hasn't had it in me.
11:23Lucas is passionate, sexy, and on hell of a kisser.
11:28I'm a little bit turned on.
11:30With Shane nursing his wounds, can Elliot and Alia get that passionate?
11:37Put some trousers on, Elliot.
11:39Things with Alia are going really well.
11:41I mean, just look at what great kisses we are.
11:44I don't know, Elliot.
11:45It's a bit meh.
11:48Well, Elliot looks like he's having a great time.
11:51But if you ask me, Alia just looks like she's not really that into it.
11:55I was waiting for one of you to join in.
11:57You'd be lucky.
11:58Right.
11:59Time for John to show off his kissing game.
12:03John, passionate.
12:07This is a bit weird.
12:09John and Natalia are like two teenagers having a kiss for the first time.
12:14It's so cringe.
12:16Where are you going?
12:17I don't know where you're going.
12:18I really don't know where you're going with this.
12:20I don't know what's going on in a tie-in or kissing, but that was just awkward.
12:24That was a weird angle.
12:25She had her head.
12:26It was like...
12:27So with John blaming their angle for his poor kissing game, that just leaves one single celeb.
12:33Who are you going to pick, Farrah?
12:34I'm going to pick myself.
12:35Get the mirror.
12:36The mirror, Farrah.
12:37Oh my God, why don't I have a mirror?
12:38Get a mirror.
12:38Get a mirror.
12:39I could just do my hand really at this point.
12:41So Farrah has no one to kiss.
12:43I wonder if Cupid could do something about that.
12:49Maybe sending in a brand new boy?
12:54Oh, holy shit.
12:55What's going on?
12:56Who is this?
12:58Oh, God.
13:04This program contains strong language, sexual scenes, and references from the outset and
13:10throughout.
13:14Welcome back to Single AF, where our couples have been necking on left, right, and center
13:20in a kissing competition.
13:23But now, Cupid has mixed things up by sending in a new boy.
13:28But why?
13:29I'm here for Farrah.
13:32Meet John from St. Albans in the UK.
13:35He's hoping to melt Farrah's icy heart.
13:38Good luck with that one, mate.
13:41What's your name?
13:41John.
13:42I heard you had no luck.
13:43It looks just without change.
13:45Okay.
13:46He's cute.
13:47He's wearing a suit.
13:48He looks promising.
13:50We've just been playing a game where everybody had to kiss somebody.
13:53I mean, this might be a bit premature, but, like, Farrah's the only person that hasn't
13:57kissed anyone.
13:58How have you said?
13:59Throw it in at the cheekbones.
14:01I just, I just met John.
14:03I'm not kissing him now.
14:04He literally just walked through the door.
14:07I'll give you a kiss on the cheek.
14:09Okay.
14:10Nice to meet you, Farrah.
14:11Good to meet you.
14:12She doesn't like touching John.
14:14That's your first mistake.
14:15How about the hand?
14:17Nice to meet you, Farrah.
14:18Don't make out with my hand.
14:19All right.
14:19Oh.
14:21Okay.
14:21What a gentleman.
14:22I like John.
14:23Farrah actually let John kiss her hand and she didn't freak out.
14:26Maybe she stopped being so bloody picky.
14:29Farrah, you just let go.
14:30Let go and give John a chance.
14:31I'm letting go.
14:32Like, I don't even know if you like me.
14:34We're here to go on a date with you.
14:36You like Farrah.
14:36You want to get a Noir.
14:38She's your type.
14:39Definitely my type.
14:40Driven.
14:40Ambitious.
14:41Says that how it is.
14:42Oh.
14:44John, you sexy, smooth talker.
14:47She's loving it.
14:49Farrah, last for words.
14:51What's going on?
14:53She's blushing.
14:54John.
14:55No.
14:55John.
14:56John.
14:56I just really want to go talk to you alone.
15:00Oh.
15:00That's better than nothing.
15:02I don't know this guy.
15:03He's handsome.
15:04There seems to be some potential there.
15:06But everyone needs to fuck off so I can hear this guy out and see what he's about.
15:10Yeah.
15:10A drink will be good.
15:11Yes.
15:12Woo.
15:13Well, this is promising.
15:16John, come on over here.
15:17You're like so far away.
15:19At this point, my dates have usually messed up already.
15:22John's saying all the right things.
15:25Maybe I want to get to know him a little bit more.
15:27So, do you spend much time over in Europe?
15:30I'm always in London.
15:31Really?
15:32Yeah.
15:32Because you can bounce back from America and London real quick.
15:35Yeah, of course.
15:36My family are Canadian.
15:37Oh, that's good.
15:38I like Canadian.
15:39Okay, so where do you see yourself?
15:41What do you want to do?
15:42I want to be a property developer.
15:43Good.
15:43Find investors, build, sell.
15:45You've got to get your ass working, bro.
15:47Yeah.
15:48That is the plan.
15:50What about you?
15:50Size the limit?
15:51Exactly that.
15:52Exactly that.
15:52He's a property developer.
15:54He has some ambition.
15:55Finally, Cupid sent me someone with some drive.
15:58Do you want to, like, walk around?
16:00Show him around.
16:00Mm-hmm.
16:01Here, I'll show you upstairs.
16:03Is this for real?
16:04Farrah actually seems to like someone.
16:07It's a bloody miracle!
16:11Even Marnie and Casey are that shocked that they've gone for a lie down.
16:15I wouldn't look out there, Kyle.
16:20Marnie's went off with Casey and I'm now sitting here like a proper dilly.
16:23What am I still doing here?
16:25Oh, no, that's fucking comfy.
16:27That's so nice.
16:28Jesus, that is nice.
16:31I was finding it really hard being in there with Kyle.
16:34It was weird to be with Casey and the boy that I almost chose instead of him at the same
16:39time.
16:39It's so messed up.
16:42And Marnie isn't the only one in a tricky situation.
16:49After their awkward attempt at kissing, John and Natalia are trying to sort things out.
16:54You and me, we have a strong connection and I just want to work past whatever this is and how
16:59you communicate with things.
17:01Yeah, you're right.
17:05So, what do you think?
17:05I'm sorry, please.
17:07Let me talk!
17:08I just feel like we could have talked from there and now we're all getting close.
17:12It's good to be close.
17:12I like being close.
17:13Doesn't look like it.
17:15I haven't even communicated until you can get to this level.
17:17Because I'm trying to communicate.
17:18Yeah, okay, communicate.
17:20I really like Natalia, but I just feel there's this real weird awkwardness and sometimes I feel I just don't
17:27connect with her.
17:28I think it's time I talk to her about it so we can move forward.
17:32What's in your brain right now?
17:33Eh?
17:35Stop, stop.
17:36You're like going like this.
17:37It's like me giving you a dirty look like this, look.
17:39No, it's just that maybe...
17:40You do that a lot and it makes me feel very uncomfortable.
17:42Chill out, John.
17:43You're looking at me like I have three heads.
17:46No, because I don't get you.
17:48I'm just, I'm trying to approach to you.
17:50I can't read your mind.
17:51I don't know you fully.
17:53I just want to get to know you and I want to handle things better.
17:55Most of the girls I speak to are fans and hang on my every word and really care.
18:01But when Natalia, they're just not the same and the distance is just killing me.
18:07You feel now different?
18:09No, I don't feel different.
18:10I do like you.
18:11I like you a lot.
18:12I don't want to make things wrong with you.
18:15You know?
18:16We're not making things wrong, it's how we communicate.
18:18It's just how we handle things and communicate about it.
18:20That's the most important thing.
18:22I've got no idea what he's going on about.
18:24No wonder she looks confused.
18:26I think that's sorted it out.
18:28But things still feel weird.
18:30Hi.
18:31Hey, Marnie.
18:32How is everything?
18:33It's fine.
18:34Doesn't seem fine to me.
18:37Back in the garden, incredibly, Farrah hasn't freaked out and ran away from John yet.
18:43This has to be a new record.
18:45When did you start your first business?
18:47Like, so 16.
18:48Because I would get booked for appearances or public speaking and work.
18:55Oh, of course.
19:04She is attractive.
19:05That's not going to help John.
19:06But she wouldn't be my, like, first initial sign.
19:10Crystal's such a skink.
19:11She parades around the house with her ass out.
19:13Put it away, bitch.
19:15John's here for me.
19:20That's right.
19:20You wouldn't see Farrah pulling that kind of stunt to try and impress a man.
19:25Ooh, nice bikini.
19:27So after a quick change, she's headed back into the garden to work her magic.
19:32How tall are you?
19:33I don't know.
19:34I just never bothered to look.
19:35Bitch, please.
19:37I want to know now.
19:385'11".
19:40You're 5'11".
19:41I mean, I'm only 5'6".
19:43You're, like, 5'2".
19:45Go Farrah!
19:47She's actually getting her flirt on.
19:48I cannot believe my eyes.
19:51It's early days, but I'm actually starting to like John.
19:54He's the best guy Cupid has sent my way, so these things take time.
19:58I'm in no rush.
19:58So far, so good.
20:00I can't believe this!
20:02Farrah is touching a man!
20:04An actual man!
20:07Hallelujah!
20:09Hallelujah!
20:10Do you think I need to lie down?
20:12Cupid, you can take it from here.
20:14I have a message.
20:15Oh, you've got a message.
20:16A message?
20:18Cupid, get ready to party.
20:20Yay!
20:21B-Y-O-G party tonight.
20:23That stands for Bring Your Own Gender.
20:26Time to release your inner dream!
20:29Woo!
20:30That's good.
20:30I'm your party date.
20:32You're the girl.
20:32You go as me, I go as you.
20:36For tonight's Bring Your Own Gender party, Cupid has sent makeup artists and costumes.
20:43Can you see me like that?
20:44Is this a tit?
20:46No, that's for your head.
20:47All right, sexy man.
20:49With everyone buzzing for the party, there are two lovebirds who aren't so keen.
20:55I don't wanna dress up.
20:56I'm not dressing up.
20:57I'm a strong independent woman.
20:58I ain't been any man for the night.
21:00I don't think that's how feminism works, Marnie.
21:04Me and Katie should probably be in there socialising with everyone else, but I find it too awkward being in
21:10there with Kyle.
21:11I'm just succeeding ourselves.
21:13I don't care.
21:14I don't give a fuck.
21:17While Marnie and Katie keep kissing, the situation with Kyle hasn't gone unnoticed with Farrah.
21:23Kyle, you need to, like, grow some balls.
21:25Like, aww.
21:26Why do you think I'm a people pleaser?
21:28Aw.
21:30You know.
21:31I just don't like to piss people off.
21:32I try to avoid, like, ag rather than getting in the way of everyone.
21:36I can tell Kyle's not happy about the whole Marnie and Casey thing.
21:39If he's pissed about it, he needs to tell them.
21:42Holding it in is just making him miserable.
21:44I've got a feeling Kyle might be about to burst Casey and Marnie's bubble of love.
21:49This could be really messy.
21:56This programme contains strong language, sexual scenes and references from the outset and throughout.
22:06Welcome back to Single AF, where Cupid has treated our celebs and their dates to a bring-your-own-gender
22:13party.
22:15I think we literally go shorts, stockings.
22:17I look like a granny.
22:19Put this down your pants.
22:20This'll help.
22:22What if my eyes get glued together?
22:26I have to say I'm the hottest fucking man I've ever seen.
22:29Earlier in the day, John was sent into the chattel to win Farrah's affections.
22:34And now Farrah's getting butterflies.
22:37I finally met someone I kind of like.
22:40John's definitely ticking a lot of boxes.
22:42So, I'm a little nervous how tonight's going to pan out.
22:45Maybe I'll get some drinks, hang out and see how it goes.
22:48While Farrah is getting ready to impress John, it looks like Crystal is moving in.
22:54Come on, man, we'll go have a chat.
22:55Who, me and you?
22:56Yeah.
22:56Sit here then, we will in two sets.
23:00Erm, I don't think Farrah's going to be happy about you sitting there, Crystal.
23:03What is going on?
23:05I thought John was here for Farrah, so what's he doing with Crystal?
23:09I don't know.
23:15With the party in full swing, Casey and Marnie are still all over each other, leaving Kyle out in the
23:22cold.
23:23I have to admit, I have been kind of ignoring Kyle, but it's only because I feel so bad about
23:28the whole situation.
23:29Honestly, Marnie can actually speak to you.
23:31And it sounds like Marnie's original day for Paris has had enough.
23:36What are you doing all day, secluding yourself?
23:38And I'm going round all the house to every single couple.
23:41Oh, where's Marnie and Casey?
23:42Oh, I don't know.
23:43I don't know where they are.
23:44I feel so bad for Kyle, but when I invited him to Paris, I had feelings for him and Casey.
23:50I should have realised that eventually someone was going to get hurt.
23:53It's such a mess and it's all my fault.
23:56And talking of drunken messes, here comes Casey.
23:59Kyle, what's wrong?
24:01What's wrong?
24:01I'm looking for you, Steve.
24:02What's he said to you?
24:03What's wrong?
24:04What the fuck is Kyle doing?
24:06I turned my back for two seconds and the kid's already cracking on with Marnie.
24:09You see one, like, necking on.
24:11What's the problem if I'm necking on with her, though?
24:12No, I'm not even chilling with her.
24:14Listen, all day, you used to be an out here, but together, all fucking day.
24:18Of course me and Marnie are going to hang out all the time.
24:20She picked me over you, prick.
24:22That's a bit harsh, Casey.
24:24He's getting annoyed.
24:25I'm not getting on with you.
24:26No, I'm not getting annoyed.
24:26Can I just speak for one minute, bro?
24:28Because I feel like you're just talking over me.
24:30I just feel like you're getting annoyed, mate, every time I'm kissing her or whatever.
24:33It's not about that.
24:34It's not about that.
24:34All Kyle wanted to do was tell Marnie his feelings, and now Casey's coming down acting like a total jerk.
24:41I think you do fancy Marnie, and I think you should just be honest with me about it.
24:45I did, I told you.
24:45Me and Marnie have always had that thing, but it's never ever...
24:48Casey has completely overreacted.
24:51I'm not just going to ignore Kyle if he's upset.
24:53It's talking-
24:56I don't give a fuck-
24:58a fucking shit, man.
24:59Listen!
24:59Listen!
24:59I'm a fucking idiot.
25:01Fucking chill with all night.
25:05I am.
25:06Yeah, Kyle.
25:07He was in the stereo kicks.
25:10Why is Casey getting so bothered about me trying to talk to you?
25:13Casey's trying to meet...
25:14So I'm bothered about you-
25:24I'm the one to blame. I'm a fuck-up. This whole situation is my fault. I've fucked up.
25:32Whilst Marnie faces up to her mess, back in the party, Farrah is mortal.
25:38So I'm feeling like I need to lay down. All this excitement of getting ready, the hair, the makeup,
25:44it's weighing me down. I've got to take a nap.
25:49Never thought I'd have this much fun in suspenders, but I'm glad Allie is here,
25:53because she still looks fit as a bloke.
25:56I'm not sure she's feeling your vibe there, Elliot.
26:02Like Casey doesn't understand, like, he must still think there's something going on
26:06when there's actually not. He's struggling. I kissed her on the first night.
26:10Of course he's going to be struggling with it.
26:14I don't want to hurt you, Kyle.
26:16What, like, what's the point of me still being here? It's not fair, Marnie.
26:20This whole situation is so unfair on Kyle.
26:23I still do really care about him,
26:25and he's got to watch me and Casey all over each other.
26:28I need to make this right.
26:30I do agree with you. Me and Casey have secluded ourselves a little bit too much.
26:34I'll be there for you more. We'll be more of a team.
26:37We'll have fun more.
26:38It's a bit late now.
26:39Right, OK, I'll stay away from Casey.
26:43And we'll all have fun as a group.
26:47Yeah, because that'll go down really well.
26:51It's just a shame Crystal's going down really well with newbie John right about now.
26:56Wake up, Farrah.
26:57This could be your last chance at love.
26:59John and Crystal, you look great together.
27:01Yeah, I did a few...
27:02Do we actually, come up and talk to me in the garden.
27:05OK.
27:06You guys need some time together. Get out of here.
27:08John must have a massive pair of balls,
27:11because when Farrah sees him flirting with Crystal like that,
27:15she is going to go mental.
27:19Where's John?
27:22Where's John?
27:22Back in the garden, Casey has calmed down
27:25and is ready to hear Kyle out.
27:27If you feel like I'm getting the way to me...
27:29I didn't think that.
27:30I didn't think that.
27:31It's fucking annoying because, right,
27:32you think I'm going to try and bang Marnie.
27:33How do you expect me to feel...
27:34You lot seem to forget that what happened the first day.
27:37But Casey, it's you, Sue, right?
27:39And I'm happy with that.
27:40I genuinely have feelings.
27:41Well, why am I here then?
27:42You two have been off the whole time together.
27:44I mean, you've not even had, like, a bit of banter.
27:47If Kyle thinks I'm not going to spend time with Marnie
27:49just to not hurt his precious little feelings,
27:52then he's a mug.
27:55Don't get upset, OK?
27:57I don't want you to feel up.
27:58Kyle, just come here, man.
28:01Kyle!
28:03This is horrible.
28:05Kyle is so upset and I'm starting to realise
28:07how much I've actually hurt him.
28:10Come chill over here, man.
28:12Just chill. Sit down.
28:13Don't go inside yet.
28:14Just take your time.
28:15Chill over here. Just chill.
28:17He still annoys me, but you know what?
28:19I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Kyle.
28:21This must be hard for him.
28:22You know, I did kind of nick the bird that he was meant to be with.
28:26From now on, me and Casey and you are going to have fun.
28:29We're not going to be excluded.
28:32Like, as long as we're all on the same wavelength this time,
28:34like, that's fine.
28:36It's fine, mate.
28:37I'm going to get changed.
28:38We'll wait here, Kyle. I promise. All right?
28:40Right.
28:42Come here.
28:44You can come here still.
28:47I can't help but get annoyed that Marnie brought Kyle to Paris
28:50in the first place.
28:51He keeps trying to get in between us
28:52and it's doing my head in.
28:55I don't know what to say, really.
28:58So now I can't enjoy time with you.
29:00Because Kyle's here.
29:01He's just fucked my time up here.
29:03You brought him here.
29:05I didn't.
29:05Yeah, it was a fucking mistake.
29:07Don't...
29:08I didn't know that Kyle was like this.
29:10Mm-hmm.
29:11I don't...
29:12I don't know what to do to fix this.
29:14Maybe me and Casey should tone it down a bit for Kyle's sake.
29:17I don't want to turn it down.
29:19Oh, this is so hard.
29:21I'm going to go to bed.
29:22Sleep in separate beds?
29:24No.
29:24No, we're not sleeping in separate beds.
29:26Why are you even saying that?
29:28That's so muggy.
29:29Oh, my God.
29:30I feel like I just brought this on myself.
29:32Don't you feel upset?
29:33I do.
29:34I feel sad.
29:35I don't want to seem that upset.
29:37Come on, man.
29:38Marnie, look at me.
29:39I feel like I'm buried.
29:41Why are you so embarrassed?
29:43I feel embarrassed that I'm hurting a friend that I care about.
29:46If you're getting this upset about him, you're not upset how I felt.
29:49I am.
29:50I'm upset for both of yous.
29:52I love yous both.
29:53What the fuck?
29:54She loves both of us.
29:55Oh, this is so messed up.
30:02I'm in love with you, but I love him.
30:05It's a friend.
30:06Yeah.
30:06Oh, right.
30:07She's in love with me.
30:09Shit.
30:10This is massive.
30:11I feel like I should be freaking out, but I'm not.
30:13Maybe it's because I feel the same.
30:19Fuck.
30:20Where did that come from?
30:22I suppose I'm in love with Casey.
30:24Trust me.
30:25When Marnie falls for someone, she falls hard.
30:28What we'll do is we'll wake up tomorrow.
30:30For you and for him, I won't be all over you.
30:34We'll share it bad, yeah?
30:36It's fine.
30:38Come on.
30:39You're not going to not share it bad with me.
30:41Yeah.
30:43It looks like there's a party going on everywhere tonight.
30:47Everywhere except in Kyle's heart.
30:57This program contains strong language, sexual scenes, and references from the outset and throughout.
31:07Welcome back to Single AF, where everyone's having a gender swap party.
31:13Boys dressed as girls, girls dressed as boys, Marnie dressed in a swimming costume.
31:19Great effort, Marns.
31:21Someone who doesn't need any excuse to dress up is Courtney.
31:24After talking about wanting to kiss Kyle all day, she's given the heartbroken Geordie a shoulder to cry on.
31:32Do you know what?
31:32Like, the only person I've been able to actually speak to is Shane.
31:35Like, you've been there for me for, like, everything.
31:38Like, you're, like, my go-to to have a laugh with.
31:40Yeah.
31:40And you bring me out of me.
31:42Yeah.
31:42Keep them hands where I can see them, Courtney.
31:45I know I came to Paris with Lucas, but it's not like we're in a full-blown relationship.
31:50And, I mean, what's the harm in a little party patch with Kyle?
31:54He's so cute.
31:55I genuinely think you're a very handsome boy.
31:57It's all this banter about, like, flirting and I have no problem making out with you.
32:02I'm not gay.
32:03I wouldn't, like, kiss him if I look.
32:05I wouldn't put it past you making out with me.
32:07That's all I'm going to say.
32:08Now, Kyle, I know you're not gay, but you absolutely want to make out with me.
32:12It's so obvious.
32:15I hope Lucas doesn't see this.
32:19He's seen it.
32:20Let's go look for the true.
32:22Let's go look for the true, always.
32:25I'm going to be sitting on my mates watching this and we're, like, Kyle, what are you doing?
32:29I'm, like, wait till you meet Courtney.
32:31Exactly.
32:32You want to fuck Courtney?
32:33I have questions.
32:35Lucas, come sit down.
32:37Where are you going?
32:39Oh, Lucas, come back.
32:43Don't want to see how upset I'm.
32:45Oh, I feel bad.
32:46No, it's okay.
32:47It feels like I'm trying to ban Courtney.
32:50What?
32:51Particularly.
32:51Right, take it.
32:52Sound like you.
32:54All joking aside, I can tell that Lucas was upset by that.
32:57I mean, maybe wanting to kiss Kyle for fun isn't such a good idea, even if it was just for
33:03a laugh.
33:04I feel bad, too, because, like, he's so adorable and so sweet.
33:07In my mind, it was just banter and it was just fun.
33:11Yeah.
33:11I don't want Lucas to feel like it wasn't what it was.
33:15There are some serious crosswires between Courtney and Lucas.
33:19Speaking of which, I wonder how John and Natalia are getting on.
33:22What's happening?
33:24Why are you avoiding me?
33:25I'm avoiding you.
33:26I need my arms down.
33:27It's just that you are not that into me.
33:30I'm into you.
33:32I'm so into you, but you can only be so into someone if they're not as into you and if
33:37they're kind of pulled off.
33:38I feel the first time we're both there with each other.
33:40So if you're both into each other, what's the problem?
33:43I am so all for you.
33:45I've never been so all for you.
33:47If I wasn't all for you, I wouldn't have brought you here.
33:49I'm all up for giving this a go, but Natalia's constantly battling me and wanting me to prove myself.
33:56I'm just tired of it.
33:58And I'm starting to think, does she really want to even be with me?
34:01Seems like you've been distancing yourself from me.
34:03It's just that we have a problem.
34:05Because you're used to girls following you.
34:07No, I'm not used to girls following me.
34:08No, I'm not.
34:09He's used to maybe girls going after him and doing all the moves.
34:14I'm not that type of woman and I'm not going to do that.
34:17I'm trying to make whatever we have work.
34:20I feel like you're having a go at me when I could be having a go at you for acting
34:25the way you're acting.
34:25So if you want to have a problem with me or not make this work, then fine.
34:29I feel like crying right now.
34:30I feel so, like, unwanted.
34:32Man, I already cried for you.
34:33My head is all over the place.
34:36Like, I'm not used to this sort of rejection.
34:38It feels crap.
34:40Like, I'm trying to make this work, but it seems like she couldn't be bothered anymore.
34:44I really liked you.
34:46I really liked you.
34:46You really liked me.
34:48Man, I did so many more.
34:49So you don't like me anymore.
34:50Man, at this point, I don't want anything to work.
34:54Oh, no.
34:54I think she's ending it.
34:56Why not?
34:56Because it's not working.
34:59We all make mistakes.
35:01I know.
35:01I've made loads of mistakes in my life.
35:04I think all my mistakes are bringing you to Italy.
35:06Seriously.
35:06Ouch!
35:07What a thing to say, John.
35:09I think he meant France, but we'll give him a pass.
35:13I'm absolutely gutted.
35:15I've been on this journey trying to find someone special, and now it's all fallen down after
35:20a few days in Paris.
35:21I'm really starting to wonder if I'll ever find anybody.
35:24Edward?
35:25I'm John.
35:27Oh, my God, you are John.
35:29Casey, now's not a good time, mate.
35:37After making Lucas jealous with her constant flirting with Kyle,
35:41Kourtney is trying to calm him down.
35:43Enjoy.
35:44Enjoy Kourtney.
35:45No, that's not what it's about.
35:46Enjoy Kourtney.
35:47What's happened?
35:48I just think there's been a miscommunication with Lucas.
35:50Because I was flirting with Kyle and saying that I wanted to kiss him, and he's a cute boy.
35:55This is true.
35:56I've made a mistake.
35:57I mean, I thought this was all just a bit of harmless fun, but now I realise I've actually
36:02really hurt Lucas' feelings, and that's the last thing I wanted to do.
36:05I appreciate him a lot, and I know that he feels jealous of Kyle.
36:09Here comes Kyle.
36:14Wow, that's some nervous laugh you've got there, Lucas.
36:18Don't worry, Lucas.
36:20I'm straight.
36:24Like, like, like Kourtney is, like, just horrible.
36:27Just that, just that, just that, just that, just that, just that.
36:36I don't think he heard you.
36:38Oh.
36:47While far...
36:49...
36:53...
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