00:10There was before the test, and then there's after.
00:19I figured it was time.
00:21I didn't think I would ever find someone.
00:23I'm a bit of a weirdo, you know?
00:25I took the test.
00:26And I met my match.
00:28I met my match, all right?
00:31I can't imagine life without him.
00:36She made me feel alive again for the first time in years.
00:41Since the discovery of the soul particle in 2023,
00:45Soul Connects has helped more than 15 million people find their perfect match.
00:50With over 20,000 clinics worldwide, your soulmate is one simple test away.
00:55Honestly, it's like the best feeling ever.
00:58It's what I've wanted all my life.
01:00I honestly feel like I can fly.
01:02You can find your happiness here.
01:05Soul Connects.
01:07Your future is waiting.
01:24Good afternoon.
01:25You just need Soul Connects.
01:27Do you have a reference number?
01:30Okay.
01:32Yeah.
01:33Would you keep that in?
01:36Nicola, we're ready for you.
01:49All right.
01:50We're going to start the machine now.
01:52It's perfectly harmless, but if you want to stop at any time, just raise your right hand.
02:18What?
02:19What?
02:20I'll just turn it on.
02:21I'll just turn it on.
02:22You're not...
02:23What?
02:25What?
02:26I'll just turn it on.
02:27Why did I drink so much last night?
02:32Because you love the taste of wine.
02:34Oh.
02:36I do love the taste of wine.
02:38Uh-huh.
02:40Oh.
02:45I got it.
02:50Stop.
02:55Stop.
02:57Oh.
02:58Love you.
03:00Sammy, you need to eat.
03:01Eat your food.
03:03Take that.
03:04Come on.
03:05Take that.
03:06Franklin!
03:07Come on, Sammy.
03:08Mommy is grumpy today.
03:10Franklin, you're making this harder for me.
03:14Eat your food, Sammy.
03:15Ella, have some banana, please.
03:17Hey!
03:17Open front door.
03:19We're in the kitchen.
03:23Hey, y'all.
03:24They got the address wrong again.
03:26Hey, thanks.
03:27Hey, Frankie.
03:28You know I love it when you call me that?
03:29Oh, sorry, Franklin.
03:31Thank you, Jennifer.
03:34You're not kind of worried.
03:35Now?
03:37Let me just take a few minutes.
03:39Uh...
03:39Okay.
03:40It's a medical issue.
03:43Yeah, fine.
03:44I gotta go to work.
03:45Fine.
03:46Come on, can you pick her up, please?
03:49Come on.
03:51I gotta go to work.
03:53So...
03:54Do I need to sterilize anything first, or...?
04:05Oh, my God.
04:09You're taking the test?
04:11Booked and paid for.
04:13But...
04:14Please don't say, but you're married.
04:15But you are?
04:16I know.
04:17You're not married?
04:17Yes.
04:18Anything to the wrong guy.
04:21What about the kids?
04:22Oh, you judge me.
04:24No, I'm not judging you.
04:26I'm...
04:27Okay, yeah, I know.
04:28I'm...
04:28I'm judging you a little bit.
04:30Honestly, I thought you'd be on my side.
04:32You and me, we got married too young,
04:34and now with the test, things have changed.
04:36I mean, not for me.
04:38Yeah, it was because you were lucky.
04:39You married the right guy.
04:40Imagine if you were married to someone like Steve.
04:44Jen, you're having a moment.
04:46Yeah.
04:47It's okay, it happens.
04:48It's...
04:49It's marriage, but...
04:50Have you ever thought that maybe you're having a...
04:53Maybe you're having a midlife crisis?
04:56I look around me, and I see people living their best lives.
05:00Like they've found the answer to some secret.
05:02And I hate them.
05:03I really hate them.
05:05And I also want to be one of them.
05:12Okay, well, I hope you know what you're doing.
05:14Does it sound like me?
05:15Not even a little bit.
05:19Will you come with me to the clinic for support?
05:21No, I don't...
05:23Please, Nikki, I'm scared I'm not going to go as far with it.
05:26Maybe that's a good thing.
05:27In my head, it's already happened.
05:29It would just be putting off the inevitable.
05:33Mama!
05:34Mama!
05:38Mama!
05:39Mama!
05:39Please.
05:40Mama!
05:43Mama!
05:44Okay.
05:46Okay.
05:48You'll always be my favorite babysitter.
05:51No, I mean my neighbor.
05:52Come on.
05:53Bye.
05:54Mama!
05:56Mama!
05:59Mama!
06:00Mama!
06:01Nikki!
06:02I gotta go to work!
06:03Coming!
06:07Hey, honey, can you do yourself a button-up, please?
06:09Why?
06:09Why?
06:10Because we're going to a wedding.
06:11It's polite.
06:12We're going to be late.
06:13We'll be fine.
06:14No, I can't be late to my own brother's wedding.
06:16We'll be fine.
06:17We're always late.
06:18It's just part of our charm.
06:21I don't want it to be our charm.
06:23Do you feel like we've been to a wedding every week?
06:25That's because we have.
06:28Yeah!
06:29Sammy, come on.
06:30Sammy.
06:30I'm not giving these back.
06:31Well, you have to, Pete.
06:33I don't like these.
06:34Oh, that's not very nice.
06:35Hey, that's not nice.
06:36I'm giving these back, but you can't.
06:38Beg yourself for it.
06:39If you don't, I'm going to grab your foot.
06:41And I'm going to take your shoe.
06:43And I'm going to make your shoe my shoe!
06:45Franklin, come on.
06:46Okay, I bet.
06:47We're going to be late.
06:48We'll be fine.
06:55That's fine.
06:57Hello.
06:59Okay, Tash today, and...
07:02Oh wow, hey guys!
07:03We are truly sorry.
07:05Hi.
07:05Yeah, that's my sister, everyone.
07:07Hello.
07:09As you were.
07:11Hey, uh, hey Nick.
07:13your new sister-in-law hi wow you're beautiful thank you yes she is yeah i told you right
07:20yeah you did so i'm gonna get back to the my wedding now if that's is that okay
07:25all right so we're um six weeks ago i was uh while i was approaching 50 i was single i
07:33was
07:33depressed i was eating hot pockets every single night i think i was what is technically known as
07:40a real catch so i thought why not i mean it is science right so i took the test and
07:51uh
07:51and it was this unbelievable woman and two weeks later my soulmate is now my wife yeah
08:05so a toast to my
08:11rose i'm so happy you said yes let's get drunk
08:34hey babe
08:42so tell me what did you think when you got the results
08:51how was my day
08:55well that's why you should ask it was long but you know it was okay
09:02danny still pretends he can't do numbers so i had to reform all of the accounts in accordance with the
09:07new tax codes it was epic yeah janitor slow clapped me on my way out
09:19nevermind why are you watching this crap when at least not being the normal ones
09:27what do you mean what do you mean this
09:33i'm looking at it
09:35i'm gonna take a shower
09:37i know they say you know when you know but i really did i just knew it i always knew
09:42it so you guys are really lucky
09:44yeah yeah i mean here we are we're proof you know
09:47well this is too cute
09:51so i just pulled my pants up and uh got the hell out of there
09:54what
09:55yeah hey i want to give it up to uh my wife
09:59holy shit
10:01it's so weird hearing you say that for uh making the food and getting everyone together
10:06and i feel like we kind of got it backwards right you know first a wedding and then we get
10:10to
10:10meet each other's friends
10:12it's also like peter you took the test first
10:14uh-huh yeah
10:15wow yeah and i was a month later
10:19yeah it was a long month
10:21and did you guys like feel the feel the pull
10:24what's the pull
10:26it's this thing that people say the feeling that they get when their match is taking the test
10:29they get a sense that someone's out there looking for them
10:33so is it is it true or is it bullshit
10:36so it is true
10:38i was with someone else
10:41it was a little complicated
10:43no it's fine
10:44it's fine right
10:45go ahead
10:47tell everyone about russell
10:50okay i i i was with a guy named russell
10:55that's a dumb name right
10:58russell
10:59anyway
11:00there were all these little things about him that never bothered me before and they uh
11:04they really started to get to me you know too much
11:08it got in my head you know it just kept on going round and round it was insane
11:14so i took the test and i guess on some level i was hoping it would be russell because
11:22anyway it showed up peter
11:24yes
11:27and that was that
11:28you know i ended it the next day i met peter and um you say it
11:35it was undeniable
11:37yeah i have never been happier
11:42i'm gonna be sick
11:43i know i know we're gross
11:46so now we have death taxes and love
11:50oh
11:51certainty sucks
11:55you guys you're married right
11:57have you had the talk
11:59adele just
12:00all married couples have to have the talk
12:03you've never had the talk
12:04no
12:07no we have never had the talk
12:09no it's not a thing it's just
12:11it's never been on our radar
12:12we met at college
12:13we've been married 15 years
12:15yeah
12:16we've got two beautiful kids
12:17yeah you do
12:18yeah
12:21hey well
12:22maybe you're soulmates anyway
12:24oh
12:27maybe
12:29we had to
12:30here we go
12:31we had to
12:32it's practical
12:44hey did you see their smug faces
12:46who
12:47my old ass smug brother and his new perfect person
12:49what are you talking about
12:53come on
12:53it was undeniable
12:56please it was a rebound
12:57yeah
12:59i mean
13:01i did leave out the part of the story we got horribly dumped by laney
13:04yeah
13:05you know i like laney
13:07what about rose's ex
13:09russell
13:10poor guy what did he ever do wrong
13:12yeah
13:13poor russell
13:15we've never met
13:17poor russ
13:19rusty
13:20yeah
13:21i should call him up
13:22see if he wants to go for a beer
13:23make sure he's okay
13:24well
13:25no
13:26because if i know russ
13:27he's actually already moved on
13:28because he's super hot
13:31you're a real guy's guy too
13:32and rose
13:33left him for pete
13:35total dumbass
13:57at the health and safety meeting they made us do that was beyond ridiculous
14:02a health and safety story
14:05sounds like a great time for me to kill myself
14:09that's so rude
14:21a new world hang
14:25outside the window
14:29beautiful and strange
14:34it must be
14:36found in a way
14:40i must be
14:45sound of color
15:05not at all
15:06oh god wish me luck
15:08good luck
15:10you maniac
15:11you'll wait for me right
15:13yeah
15:25hi
15:26hi
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