00:15You
00:20Girl healed up anybody got eyes on them they're lurking any second now
00:33That was super speed moon
00:35Totally saved your ass Jay I got lucky go stop cappin shakes the one that got lucky
00:40Yeah, you got caught with pants down like mr. Stevens in the faculty lounge. That was a rumor
00:47Focus guys game ain't over yet
00:52I got you Volume
00:55it's happy thanks did you just use your ult to kill one player what a dumpster the boy's a simp
01:02yo he was white knighting me uh no i didn't your simp sauce is dripping from the trees
01:08can i get a simp cocktail please with a side of simp fried rice
01:14group up dick bags there's one left i see him
01:22that was incredible mia great game mia oh thanks wait till we post that our channel is going to be
01:29litty city all right guys i'm finna dip my parents are making me go outside for no reason okay later
01:38homo simpson eat a dick bye jake
01:48um bye jake why are you the worst dude he white knighted you are you not like literally dying
01:57no he didn't yeah yes yes he did he clearly has a crush on you it's so obvi he has
02:05a girlfriend
02:06um you clearly have not seen his instagram story today god you're the worst stalker i've ever met
02:13it's been on insta for like an hour
02:26i knew something was up his shots were really off today i heard him tell lee it was because she
02:32convinced her parents to let him come over during quar and then he decided to stay home and game
02:37well duh does she not know he's trying to get signed she's like a fisco girl like she's too busy
02:44like saving the turtles and i oop your e-girl is showing the point is is that he's single now
02:51and
02:51he's clearly in love with you he doesn't see me like that we're teammates i'm pretty sure he's only
02:57into white girls come on mia you spent months learning how to play as a supporting character
03:03so jake would let us on his team because you were obsessed with him and now he's single and he's
03:10simping for you and you're too shook to do anything like are you even the main character right now
03:15why do you even care because after all the hours i spent listening to you talk about him
03:21i ship you guys okay well what am i supposed to do post a cute selfie or like a challenge
03:27or
03:27something i mean kennedy moran is always posting selfies on tiktok and jake is all up in her comments
03:48i'm not doing that why not because i'm gross and no one wants to see me dancing
03:54you're not gross mia well i don't look like that what like a super try hard besides you're a way
04:01better
04:02dancer than her anyway do you remember rachel lamanski's bot mitzvah that was because i had
04:06redbull anyway if my mom found out i posted a dance challenge she would kill me fine then do some
04:13fucking sleuthing and figure out how to get his attention okay i need to go sell my turnips call
04:17me later
04:50how how do they do that
05:15best of best
05:44best of best
05:47Okay, let's go.
05:49I'll come back home.
06:11Bro, what the hell did you just post?
06:13Are you like a sports dude now?
06:15Jay just messaged me.
06:18What?
06:20Gah!
06:21Uh, what did he say?
06:23What did he say?
06:25Didn't know you fucked with Messi.
06:27Yeah, well, neither did I, so here we are.
06:29That's because I don't. I only posted that
06:31to get his attention like you said.
06:33I didn't think it would actually work.
06:34Okay, well what are you gonna say?
06:36I don't know! I don't know anything about soccer!
06:39First of all, start calling it football.
06:41Second of all, you have to say something.
06:43Okay.
06:44Hi!
06:50Uh...
06:51Hondo P.
06:52He's my fave.
06:57What's he saying?
06:59Something about Ronald.
07:01Who's Ronald?
07:01Like I would know?
07:03Google it.
07:14You should check the scoreboards.
07:17The numbers speak for themselves.
07:23Duh.
07:24This flow is fire.
07:28Lowkey, best rapper alive in my opinion.
07:39Can you like share your screen or something?
07:41Because I'm dying over here.
07:44He just asked for my snap.
07:47Are you shitting me?
07:48Oh my god.
07:50It's a Mia Mario.
07:55Oh my god, he's snapping me.
07:57I need to focus.
07:58I'll call you back.
07:59No, no, no.
08:00I need details.
08:01You know I...
08:06Hey.
08:09Hey.
08:10LOL.
08:11Check it.
08:15Drip, drip!
08:16Messy, kid!
08:18That's so fire.
08:19I know.
08:20My mom got it for me.
08:22She's worried I'm gonna be depressed.
08:24LOL.
08:24Why?
08:26I guess because there's no school and we're trapped and people are dying.
08:31LOL.
08:32Yeah.
08:32Everything's very depressing right now.
08:41Just kidding.
08:42To be honest, I'm not depressed at all.
08:44I'm actually glad school is cancelled.
08:46We need the time to practice.
08:48True.
08:50Great game today, by the way.
08:52You too.
08:55You've improved.
08:56A lot.
08:59So, do you think we'll qualify for the tournament?
09:10Question mark?
09:16Okay.
09:17Okay.
09:17Bye.
09:18LOL.
09:22Sorry.
09:23Do you have a message?
09:53Hey?
09:55Are you guys engaged yet?
09:56Not quite.
10:05Oh.
10:07He's probably just trying to make Sydney jealous.
10:10Or I was right, and he's not into me,
10:13and I've been kidding myself this whole time.
10:14Mia.
10:15Look at her.
10:19Okay.
10:21Look at you, right?
10:23I mean, you're smart and funny and pretty,
10:26and you're great with a rifle at medium range.
10:28Well, he ghosted me, so.
10:30Don't let this Becky body you like that.
10:33I've seen you pull off bigger wins.
10:35Do you remember that game last week
10:37when you had, like, crazy lag and you still owned?
10:43You can do this.
10:45You just have to show Jake what he's missing, right?
10:47I mean, remember?
10:49Chin down.
10:51Exhale through the mouth.
10:52Snap.
11:08Things changed since I last saw my friends
11:12I don't know what it is
11:15But now it seems that all we ever have
11:19To talk about is how
11:22How's life since graduation?
11:23Still doing music, great man
11:25We should lay some time for drinks and half-assed conversations
11:28I just threw my phone books and my rosaries
11:31Look at all these faces that got over me
11:35I can't control myself, y'all making me anxious
11:37I feel like everybody knows that I'm faking
11:40How for my friends stay addicted to substance
11:42But really ain't got no substance
11:44I said I've been here a day
11:46I've really been here a month
11:47I just want infinite love
11:49Hey, sorry, my parents made me walk my dog
11:53Nice, how was it?
11:56He barely peed
11:58So dumb
11:59What are you doing?
12:03Literally nothing, lol
12:04You?
12:07Dicking around on VRChat
12:10Oh my god, I love VRChat
12:12You play?
12:14Yeah, I like to build stuff on there
12:16Been working on a campsite to get away during Quar
12:21That sounds dope
12:22Can I come see it?
12:29Yeah
12:30I mean, it's dumb, but sure, lol
12:40Hi, welcome to Chili's
12:42Dude, I need your help
12:44Jake wants to meet up in VRChat
12:47Shut up
12:48I'm serious
12:49He wants to come to the campsite
12:51I need you to help me pick my avatar
12:53Okay, okay
12:54I'll meet you in the hub
12:56Yeah
12:56On the ground
13:22Sup
13:24Wow, chaotic match?
13:26it's for climate change awareness so vibe check mm-hmm I don't know anime
13:32chicks always creep me out they look like sexy babies okay what about this
13:37one what about the one that looks like you I mean that's who he's interested
13:48in this one it's kind of basic it's much better trust me oh god he just friend
13:59requested me you got this just promise me you won't miss out and you'll tell him
14:05how you feel I will I promise thank you Riley for everything I got you boo okay
14:11I'm gonna go check out Gabe's open mic night so hit me up after
14:26Jake what up
14:31Wow that is wow too much here give me a sec
14:41better nice Jersey thanks this place is really cool man thanks Riley and I
14:47have been coming here since core started it's kind of my happy place well it's
14:53dope I brought you something oh my god I know you like cats so I love it hey you
15:04want to see something kind of lame but also kind of cool
15:16dude this is amazing how did you do all this I was bored one day it's really pretty
15:26I I miss camping IRL I've never been really yeah I always wanted to though that's why I built this
15:35place we should go sometime I went Kovac over this is cool though in the
15:42meantime should we take a selfie for the gram sure here follow me we can use this
16:01smear say cheese send that to me for sure
16:23can I tell you something what's up
16:27can I tell you something what's up
16:41that's why we're gonna be doing that for sure and I know if we're like teammates and all
16:47but I've kinda had a crush on you for a while
16:53that's hilarious
16:59because I was literally about to say the same thing to you
17:08for real to be honest i don't even like overwatch anymore i only play it so i can see you
17:36you不好意思我刚才戴着耳机你还在玩电子游戏吗对一下真的
18:15有个星期间你又看不见这就是一次只能做到了圆子游戏我刚才喝到乳房你叫我客气你告诉我你的心本你叫我啊你叫我的心本你叫他你叫我你叫我你叫我
20:52Where have you been?
20:53I've been worried sick thinking you got abducted by Russian hackers.
20:58Are you okay?
20:59What's wrong?
21:02Turns out he's an asshole.
21:10Look, I mean, don't even worry about fuckboy Jake, right?
21:16I mean, there's obviously so much more important things going on in the world right now.
21:22What do you mean?
21:26Have you not been online at all today?
21:29No.
21:30Why?
21:33I look at your feet.
21:44Say his name!
21:46George Floyd!
21:47Say his name!
21:48George Floyd!
21:49Say his name!
21:52George Floyd!
21:55I scream!
22:23You're welcome.
22:25I've never heard that she could have done that.
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