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00:00Ever heard the phrase big things come in small packages well tonight you are
00:04gonna see it in action because our games may be small but master them and the
00:09rewards aren't just big, they're humongous. Sorry Dermot, camera is shot, we'll have to go again.
00:15I'll get it.
00:18This is Small Fortune.
00:23Tonight on Small Fortune, three big games take on more tiny games.
00:29Now please welcome your hugely handsome host, Mr. Dermot O'Deary.
00:38Hello and welcome to Small Fortune, the world's teeniest weeniest game show.
00:42Do not be lulled into a false sense of security. While a game is maybe small, easy they are not.
00:47What's more, the pressure is huge and the prize money is mahoosif.
00:52150 grand is up for grabs for every team. Now this might be the world's tiniest game show,
00:56but there's always huge anticipation when we're about to meet a new team.
00:59And never more so when the team is Richard, Chloe and James otherwise known as the Maidleys.
01:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:14What's up?
01:16You all right?
01:16How are you?
01:18How are you?
01:19How are you?
01:20How are you?
01:21How are you, mate?
01:21Peace!
01:23How are you?
01:24How are you?
01:25How are you?
01:26How are you?
01:28How are you?
01:33How are you?
01:33How are you doing?
01:33How are you doing it for the Maidleys title?
01:34I thought we'd keep it simple and impressive.
01:38So Maidle did it for me and if it does it for me, it does it for them.
01:41That's a good question.
01:42Is Maidle doing it for you or...?
01:43Technically now we're two Haspholds and a Maidleys so you're outnumbered.
01:46Yes, everyone, just married Chloe and James.
01:55So in terms of skill set tonight, incredibly fit, personal trainer,
01:59dancing on ice you did, did the jump, 75 caps, rugby player, brilliant.
02:05TV presenter.
02:08Oldest girl on the pitch, so been around the party games block a few times.
02:11Oh, all right. You were car keys in the ashtray kind of a guy.
02:13Absolutely not.
02:15Give us a look at those big rugby player mitts.
02:18Oh, you know what, they're not too bad.
02:19No, look at that hand.
02:20Oh, OK, that, yeah, that, I mean, oh, wow.
02:22Yeah, look at that one.
02:23Oh, no.
02:24Assuming that we'd lose, then he can smash the set-up before we go, yeah.
02:28We're all playing for charity tonight, what charities are we playing for?
02:31Cornish Air Ambulance.
02:32Fantastic.
02:32A, because we spent a lot of time down there, and who knows,
02:35one day you might walk out the door and take a helicopter trip later,
02:37you didn't plan.
02:38For sure. What about you, Chloe?
02:39Teenage Cancer Trust.
02:40I've been working with them forever, and I think they're amazing.
02:43James?
02:44Sebastian's Action Trust.
02:45It's actually quite a small charity where terminally ill children and families
02:48can go away, have a break.
02:49There's so many activities and fun round there,
02:51but you're close to medical attention, so any money we can raise will be great.
02:54Well, that's fantastic.
02:55Best of luck tonight, guys.
02:56Thank you very much.
02:56APPLAUSE
02:59Right, madeleys, here are the rules of small fortune.
03:02In every game, you can bank up to £50,000.
03:05All you have to do is win three games to get to the small fortune final,
03:08and you'll play for all the money you've banked across those three games.
03:11But lose a game, you lose a player, lose three players, and you are out.
03:45OK?
03:45Yes.
03:45There is a red disc between the paws of the Sphinx by pressing down on it with a larger counter.
03:52Fail, and you'll be ancient history and out of the competition.
03:58Come on, gang.
04:04I love that song.
04:05There is Tiddlywinks.
04:07Richard, on the mean streets of Romford as a boy, wet behind the ears.
04:11It's got to be you, hasn't it?
04:12We were talking there.
04:13I'm the only person in the three of us who have actually played Tiddlywinks.
04:15Who knows what Tiddlywinks is.
04:16Yeah, who knows what it is, exactly.
04:18I bet you paid your way through college playing games like this.
04:21Not Tiddlywinks.
04:21I was thinking, when you said car keys in the bowl,
04:23he was into, like, Naked Twister or something like that.
04:25Oh, I guess, like that.
04:27Tell me about those Tiddlywinks.
04:28I think, yeah, Dickie, it should be.
04:30OK, I'll give it a go, but I'm telling you guys, this is a hard game.
04:33All right, Richard, time to take on Stiddly Sphinx.
04:38So, in every game, you can bank up to £50,000.
04:43Yes.
04:43Obviously, that's a lot of money, so before you play for real,
04:46we give you a completely free practice.
04:49After that, for every time you practice, we take off £5,000 from the prize fund.
04:54Hmm.
04:55I'm going to have to get the angle of the big one,
04:56so I'm doing it at exactly the same angle every time.
04:59The point that I touch the little one, exactly the same,
05:01and the pressure.
05:02So I've got three things to calculate.
05:03Yeah?
05:04Has he always been like this?
05:05Yes.
05:06Right.
05:06Yes.
05:07He can take the fun out of anything.
05:08Guys, keep it right.
05:09I'm sure it's like he plays Monopoly.
05:11I'm playing for £50,000 here.
05:13Come on, give me a break.
05:14All right, are you ready for your first practice?
05:16OK, here we go.
05:16This could go nowhere.
05:25Oh, that's all, bud.
05:27Not bad at all.
05:29OK, that's too hard.
05:30Now, this is the way it works.
05:31Now we have the dilemma.
05:31You can either press the button and you play for £50,000.
05:34No, no, no, no.
05:36Or you can practice.
05:37And I'm going to press or practice.
05:38I'm going to practice.
05:39OK, £5,000 off the prize fund.
05:41OK.
05:42Well, that was a bit hard, wasn't it?
05:43This would be a second practice.
05:45So let's do it at the same angle, a little bit softer.
05:53Oh.
05:54Too soft.
05:58How's the technique going so far?
05:59I'm quite impressed.
06:00Good intensity as well.
06:04What are you saying?
06:04Press or practice.
06:06I will have one more practice and then I think that I'll be practiced out and I'll just have to.
06:10Really?
06:11Well, we'll see.
06:12We'll see how it goes.
06:13OK, £5,000 off the prize fund.
06:16OK.
06:17This will be your third practice.
06:19He's not hanging around.
06:37You're getting closer.
06:41Take another practice.
06:42The first one was too hard.
06:44The other two, he's just undercooking a little bit.
06:46Yeah.
06:46If we'd had a medium one, I'd go a little bit towards more of the edge of the...
06:50A bit further back.
06:51A little bit more so you get a bit more high.
06:52A bit more high.
06:52I think.
06:53If your dad doesn't get it right, he's gone.
06:54And it'll just be you and me.
06:55And I'm not sure I'm going to be left up here with Chloe for the entire show.
06:57So we know your dad...
06:58I'm joking.
06:59We know your dad's dust after this.
07:00Where to go, newlyweds!
07:02Yay!
07:03Um, I think I need one more, which will take me to £35,000, and then I'll go for it.
07:09One more practice.
07:10All right, £5,000 off the prize fund.
07:12That's a good call, James.
07:14This will be your fourth practice.
07:15Yeah, I agree.
07:16It's been a bit low, haven't it?
07:18OK, here we go.
07:36So it's possible?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Yeah?
07:39So now you've got a dilemma.
07:40You can press the button and play for £35,000, or you can practice again to make sure that wasn't
07:45a fluke.
07:46Enough is enough, Dad.
07:47It's time to do it.
07:49Well, it was a fluke, but I think I've got a bit more technique from James there, so I think
07:53we should go for it.
07:54Are you sure?
07:59Come on!
08:06Richard, this is your big moment.
08:09Land the disc between the paws of the Sphinx, and you will bank £35,000.
08:18Fail, and you will be eliminated.
08:22OK.
08:23You've used four practice attempts and succeeded just once.
08:28Thanks.
08:29But this is the only time that counts.
08:34Is he finished?
08:35I think I have to.
08:36Is that how to put me in my ear?
08:37It's helpful, isn't it?
08:38Yeah, yeah.
08:40OK.
08:41OK.
08:41Take your time.
08:57Yeah!
09:00OK.
09:03OK.
09:13The Maidly.
09:14Bow to the Maidly, everyone.
09:16How can scoring a tiddlywink point feel like you've just won the lottery?
09:22It does.
09:23It does.
09:23Richard, well done.
09:24Do you want to see a replay?
09:25Yeah.
09:26I want to see a replay.
09:29Boom.
09:30Oh, beautiful.
09:31Beautiful.
09:32I don't think we're in any talent.
09:33There he is.
09:36Champion.
09:38Oh.
09:40Couldn't have loved you at all.
09:41I am so impressed.
09:42I am so impressed.
09:44All right.
09:44Very good start, guys.
09:451-1 game.
09:46Banked £35,000.
09:47Still have three players remaining.
09:49Ready for the next game?
09:50No.
09:51Not after that.
09:51I'm going home.
09:53Yes.
09:53All right.
09:54Let's bring it on.
09:54• Themud Captain
10:02This is Denki Dockyard!
10:10The good ship, Smallit McSmallface, is unloading her miniature cargo.
10:17Five shipping containers stand on the dock using chopsticks
10:22Transfer five more containers from the ship to the stack within ten seconds
10:28Fail and it will be man overboard and you'll be out of the competition
10:34Come on me hearties
10:39James is a chopstick like I don't even know what the word with fish you know that yet
10:45he lived in Japan and
10:47With the time element that's high pressure and obviously you're really good under high pressure
10:52My only concern is I'm not particularly
10:54Delicate the balancing thing James was your chopsticks or method when you did live in Japan more sort of like
10:59stab the fish
11:03Kind of like
11:07And you ate with chopsticks a lot did you every day every day sure I was gonna say you but
11:12I think you're right
11:12I think it should be I'll have a go all right James time to take on Dinky Dockyard
11:22James as always you have a free practice before we start the game so when you're ready start the countdown,
11:27please
11:30Three two one go
11:39Nice and steady very good
11:49Star considering the first one you dropped so
11:52You only have one left
11:54Definitely doable. Oh, yeah, you know why you dropped it because you you didn't get it quite in the middle
11:59Let's go pinch it at the top, right?
12:03Definitely another practice of another practice, please. Okay five thousand pounds off the prize fund
12:0945,000 pounds now the price fund this will be a second practice you ready. Yeah, okay begin the countdown,
12:15please
12:30Oh
12:39You're right to move fast from there to there when you've dropped it, but then just give yourself a millisecond
12:43and then do it
12:44Yeah, can I give you some advice shut up read James? Yeah
12:48There is no talking to him when he's
12:51Focused in his own doing something, but I'm always open to feedback post performance
12:54Yeah, on both occasions you've been very very close and there's only practices you're learning
12:59But I want more practice. I think you should definitely
13:02All right, five thousand pounds off the prize fund, please
13:06And this will be your third practice
13:08Start the countdown please
13:17Yeah, you're good good still got time very good times very good easy easy easy
13:34You can make a mistake and do it I proud ledge
13:37Love that I just take everything so seriously if I so intense life well done well done so we've got
13:43a dilemma now
13:44That's obviously the first time you cracked it, but you are getting better and better
13:47So do you want to practice again, or do you feel you're ready?
13:50And you're gonna push the button
13:52I think you should do exactly what makes you feel comfortable
14:10James this is your big moment
14:14Stack five shipping containers in ten seconds to bank forty thousand pounds
14:23Fail and you will be eliminated
14:27Leaving Chloe and Richard to win two more games without you
14:33You're taking a risk James
14:34You've used just three practices and succeeded only once
14:41But this is the only time that counts
14:46All right ignore him he's a tosser don't
14:48All right here we go begin the countdown three two one go
15:02Go time we've got time we've got loads of time easy
15:11Oh my god
15:12Oh my god
15:12Well done man
15:12Brilliant
15:14Oh my god
15:16Oh my god
15:18Well done
15:19Oh
15:23Oh
15:25James Askell I can't possibly see any of the drive that led you to be a professional sportsman
15:34Well done
15:35That was horrific
15:37Yeah what's the pressure like I mean obviously you're used to it
15:39Do you know what the interesting thing is as a professional rubber player you're involved with the whole team
15:43Yeah
15:43So so within that framework you can make mistakes you've got to focus but actually
15:47That's why I respect individual sportsmen so much because it's just you doing what you do
15:52There's no one to support you there's no one there so these games
15:54Thanks James
15:54Yeah yeah
15:55Did I win the tiddly wink champion in 1965
15:5766
15:58Get up for James everyone
16:00Yeah
16:00Well done
16:00Oh
16:02Team Maidley
16:03We are in great shape two games won
16:07Just banked £40,000 total of £75,000
16:11Most importantly you still have three players remaining which means you only need to win one more game
16:15To get through to the final play for all that lovely money for charity time for a short break now
16:22Uh you go make yourselves a nice cup of tea we're going to call judy for some advice about the
16:26next game we'll see you
16:27Coming to everybody calm down definitely do this play
16:41Hey welcome back to small fortune we're only talking richard madeley chloe madeley chloe haskell and james haskell
16:50I used both names just in case just to give you the option
16:53Keep everybody toys
16:54Exactly
16:55They are doing fantastically well two games played two games won who knew they'd be so good at tiny games
17:00I thought james would be very smashy smashy but you've been very delicate with touch
17:04I love that i see what you saw in him and richard you little legend
17:08Chloe hasn't played yet feeling restless
17:10I feel now really really nervous i was nervous before we even started and now i'm like oh
17:15She was saying in the break you know that if she if we pick her for the next one and
17:18she fails
17:19We'll never let her forget it she's worried about that
17:20We i promise we'll never let you forget it
17:24Ready for the next game yes all right let's play it
17:37This is marble arch
17:43Welcome to london's most minuscule monument
17:49Blow the marble through the central arch with a single breath
17:59Feel that you won't just be out of breath
18:04You'll be out of the competition
18:10Haskell this is you all over surely your lung power must be enormous you could essentially blow that model over
18:17We have a lot of candles in the house just creating that kind of atmosphere and every time i go
18:21to blow it out i'm always
18:23Uses are doing it i'm there like
18:25Do you know what i think it is james i think it's because they're old flames and they don't like
18:29you blowing them out
18:29oh that is stinky
18:32That was such a dad joke
18:34Do you want to take this
18:37That ring is staying on your finger
18:40Okay dickie what do you think i think that you just call your dad dickie
18:44i think is that a thing yeah okay
18:46Yeah i think this is for you this game is built for you i think i could potentially do it
18:51gonna play chloe yeah all right
18:53Chloe it's time to take on marble arch
19:01So chloe here we go one free practice every practice after that costs 5 000 pounds anytime you want after
19:07that first free practice hit that button
19:08So whenever you're ready okay you can definitely do this play
19:12So if you're ready to go one free practice after that you're ready to go one free practice
19:38Oh
19:41They're all ricochet but you had that
19:48Okay, well you can't respond or practice for 5,000 pounds. What do you think?
19:56Practice just to please just to see going with the men in my life guys. Let's do it
20:00We'll do more practice five thousand vessels the price from please
20:05This will be your second practice Chloe. Good luck
20:19Oh
20:20Did the right thing
20:21Did the right thing was gonna need it differently or not
20:25You purse your lips a bit less there you a bit less focus on it. You're more
20:31Okay, can I do one more practice definitely and then I know what I do another all right
20:35That was gonna make you okay
20:37Fine, we'll do one more. All right five thousand pounds of the price one, please
20:4340 grand now. This will be your third practice you can do this
21:15Okay
21:16We're talking an awful lot of money so don't rush it just make sure you're happy with it before you
21:20press the button
21:21I kind of want to push the button. Okay, or just ignore everything I just said
21:27Really close
21:28Mmm
21:33What do you think whatever you want?
21:35Thank you
21:35My only advice is just get a bit closer because the further back you are the less likely to go
21:40where you want it to go
21:41So if you want to have one more practice to nail that technique then do it or if you want
21:45to press the button back yourself
21:46I'll do one more practice five thousand of us of the price fund, please
21:51That's 35,000 this will be a fourth practice
21:53Okay, nice and close
22:07Okay, nice and close
22:24Okay, last practice all right five thousand pounds off the price fund, please
22:29Down to 30,000 this will be a fifth practice. Good luck, okay?
22:41Oh
22:43That's enough to tell you to close that you have a little bit of an angry practice
22:48So the lemon now is if you press the play or do you want to properly nail it to know
22:53you've got you know
22:53It's Leonardo's just a Kate in Titanic. That's enough practice, and she does it. She does it when is that
22:59at the end?
23:00When she chops the chain. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because that's enough practice
23:05Classic Titanic line maybe
23:14This is your big moment
23:19Blow the marble through the arch to bank
23:2230,000 pounds and go through to the final
23:27Fail, fail and you will be eliminated
23:33You've used five practice attempts and
23:38Succeeded twice
23:40But can you succeed now with a place in the final on the line?
23:49All right, totally do this close your game you can do it. Yeah, good luck Chloe get into position then
23:54in your own time
24:10I
24:10I
24:10I
24:11I
24:11I
24:11I
24:11I
24:11I
24:11I
24:13Oh, the shame!
24:15The shame!
24:21You haven't brought any shame to the family,
24:23but if you would like to move out and never speak again.
24:26That's fine.
24:27Chloe, we're all very proud of you.
24:28However, you are eliminated.
24:30You have to sit out the rest of the game from over there on the sofa of shame.
24:33Off you go.
24:43So, we're not in a disastrous situation.
24:46Three games played, two games won, one more to win,
24:48and they are in the final.
24:50How are we feeling, chaps?
24:52Well, it's important to kind of win the next one,
24:54because otherwise the pressure's going to be on the other guy at the very last one.
24:57So, we've got to really try and get the next one nailed, whatever it is.
24:59Ready to play it?
25:01Yeah.
25:01Let's play our next game.
25:12This is Stone's Throw!
25:19Welcome to Smallhenge,
25:22a monument for dinky druids and tiny hippies.
25:27You have two throws of the ball to knock down every stone.
25:32If any stones remain standing, you won't be.
25:40Richard, you're a West Country boy now. Any druids in the family?
25:43Several.
25:45Easy to get wrong, this. I know it looks really simple.
25:48One of the things, we've all chucked things at the bin at point-blank range and missed.
25:52No.
25:52You know?
25:53What do you reckon, lads?
25:55I'll have a go if you want.
25:55Can I have a go?
25:56Yeah.
25:57Games you're going to play?
25:58Yeah.
25:58All right, James.
25:59Time to take on Stone's Throw.
26:01APPLAUSE
26:05So, after all the other games, one free practice, every practice after that costs you £5,000.
26:13Oh, I mean, in your own time.
26:24One.
26:25Wow.
26:28Yes!
26:30APPLAUSE
26:31Very good.
26:33Very good.
26:33Do you want to practice again?
26:35APPLAUSE
26:36He smashed it.
26:37Good.
26:38Wow.
26:39You can obviously do it, so here's the situation.
26:42You can press the button now and pay you £50,000.
26:45That's an awful lot of money.
26:47You fail throughout the game.
26:54Games, for an impressive £50,000, you are about to face your big moment.
27:02After the break.
27:17Modelineers, before the break, you banked £75,000 for the final, but you suffered a blow and have only two
27:28players remaining.
27:30Now, James, you have stepped up to play Stone's Throw.
27:36Knock down the stones to bank £50,000 and take your team through to the final.
27:44Fail, and you will be eliminated, leaving Richard to win one more game alone.
27:51He won't fail.
27:52May have succeeded in your one and only practice, but this is the only time that counts.
28:02Take your place, please, mate.
28:03Nail it, mate. Nail it.
28:08Good luck. This is to get you guys in the final and thank £50,000 while we're at it to
28:12play for charity in your own time, James.
28:21.
28:28Very good.
28:43You know, maybe he's going to have to play the last game now.
28:47That's all I'm thinking about.
28:49That's all I'm bloody thinking about.
28:52It's harder than it looks, isn't it?
28:54No, it's not. I just messed it up.
28:57I'm very sorry you are eliminated and you must now go and sit on the celebrity sofa of shame.
29:05.
29:08Hello.
29:09And it all comes down to this.
29:12Oh, good.
29:14Most important thing is you win the next game, so you get through to the final and then you play
29:18for the money you banked.
29:19You lose, though, and we're not even going to talk about losing.
29:21It's not going to happen.
29:22Right, Dickie?
29:23No!
29:24Right, Chloe?
29:25Yeah.
29:25We believe in Dickie, don't we?
29:27Oh, 100%, he'll smash it.
29:28James, no, don't shake your head, James.
29:30Believe in your new fan partner.
29:31I was saying that I agree with him.
29:33I wouldn't dare shake my head.
29:35Are we ready for the next game?
29:36Kind of, but yeah, let's go.
29:38Bring it on.
29:49This is Las Vegas.
29:52Yes.
29:54Welcome to the bright lights of the Las Vegas Strip, stretching a massive 25 centimeters.
30:03Throw the die beneath the famous Vegas sign so that all or part of it lands in the win zone.
30:11Hit the jackpot and you will reach the final.
30:15Fail and your team will be bust and out of the competition.
30:27Stop it!
30:31You're mean.
30:33it looks great doesn't it it's tiny spears there's elvis yeah elvis has indeed left the
30:39building come on back in the day i bet you and judy used to tear up vegas we've been a
30:44few times
30:44with chloe hmm i think this is a lot harder than it looks uh-huh i think go low yep
30:50and level if
30:51that makes sense because then you'll have more control over the trajectory of the guys because
30:56if i'm high and i go there i'll go over let's have a practice okay richard please get into
31:00position it's time to take on les vegas richard you've banked 75 000 pounds up to now so you're
31:12playing for 50 000 pounds in this game to add to that 75 000 pounds you've just got to get
31:17through
31:17to the final now just is a very big word vegas is of course the city of chance with just
31:22a little bit
31:23of skill i think of all the games tonight this involves more chance than skill i mean chance by
31:31dicky dicky dicky dicky dicky dicky dicky dicky dicky dicky dicky dicky dicky happy
31:40yeah all right let's play your first free practice best of luck thanks a lot
31:49hang on just a minute just a minute that's better
31:52i think this one is so much about the technique
32:11i really wish that hadn't happened snake eyes i really wish that hadn't happened snake eyes
32:16basically i'm just trying to remember how much energy i go here
32:19no no no no no whoa whoa whoa whoa oh people another practice
32:23another practice five thousand plus with the prize fund please okay with that guys another
32:26practice yeah yeah 45 000 pound in your own time
32:45Oh, my God, my God, my God.
33:08Richard, now it's your turn to be a tosser.
33:14Toss the die into the win zone to bank 45,000 pounds and go through to the final.
33:23Fail and your whole team will be eliminated and you will leave with nothing.
33:31You've succeeded in both of your practices, but you are the last player standing and it all comes down to
33:40this final roll of the die.
33:48Here we go, best of luck.
34:23June!
34:25Judy, we're going to Vegas.
34:28Congratulations.
34:29Holy moly.
34:30The Madeleys have won three games.
34:32They are in the final and could win £120,000 for charity.
34:39Got to be made up with that, Richard.
34:41Yeah.
34:41Yeah.
34:41So it's just me on the next one.
34:42To be honest, you were not much you, so you were...
34:46So the Madeleys stand to win a small fortune of £120,000.
34:49That is a star performance from our stars.
34:52It's a final and it's happening after the break.
34:54See you then.
34:55APPLAUSE
34:59Coming up on Small Fortune...
35:03Ooh-hoo.
35:04Wow.
35:04Oh, this is hard.
35:06It was still my beating heart.
35:18Oh, you've joined us at impressive times, everyone.
35:21Welcome back to Small Fortune.
35:22The Madeleys, or more precisely, Richard Madeley, is in the final.
35:25He's going to be playing for £120,000, everyone!
35:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:30Come on, Nicky.
35:33You are a veteran.
35:34A wounded veteran.
35:35You're used to pressure.
35:36Um, it's like taking penalties.
35:38You can practise and practise and practise in the park
35:40till you're knocking them, you're curving them
35:41in the top right-hand corner.
35:42You can fool the keeper, and then the moment comes
35:45when you have to do it for real in front of the crowd
35:47and you give it straight to the keeper.
35:48He's talking himself down.
35:50Well, it's true.
35:50I've been very lucky so far.
35:52I just hope it extends one more game.
35:54Let's hope so.
35:55Yeah.
35:55Ready to play the final?
35:56Yeah, let's go for it.
35:56All right, let's reveal your final.
35:59APPLAUSE
36:09The Small Fortune Studio has been miniaturised,
36:15along with the money you have banked.
36:17Your cash is locked in a tiny briefcase
36:21in the world's smallest security vault.
36:24To retrieve your winnings, lift the case off the pole.
36:29However, the pole is electrified,
36:32and the tiniest of touches will activate the alarm.
36:37If that happens, you and your team will leave with nothing.
36:43This is your smallest challenge yet.
36:46Ten centimetres is all that stands between you and a small fortune.
36:56APPLAUSE
36:59This is very tight, isn't it?
37:01Let's have a look.
37:04Obviously thinner at the bottom, then you can take a rest here.
37:07And then it's...
37:08And it's thicker at the top.
37:09I mean, we've all kind of played these games in the arcades,
37:11haven't we?
37:11Yeah.
37:12It's always the thing, isn't it?
37:13Do you do it quickly in one smooth movement,
37:16or do you take it nice and slow,
37:17in which case you start building in tremble?
37:20Yeah, it's hard.
37:21Do you want to come over and have a look?
37:22I want to see what the little Dermot looks like.
37:25LAUGHTER
37:26Oh, my God, it looks exactly like you!
37:29Look at this absolute dapper guy, this cad.
37:31We have a very well-dressed audience.
37:33I think, hmm, I would say slow and steady.
37:36Not too slow, not too quick.
37:38My instincts are telling me that it's a two-handed job.
37:41Try it.
37:41Yeah.
37:42All right, well, let's get on with it.
37:43OK?
37:44OK, good luck.
37:45All right, Richard, please get into position.
37:47It's time to take on Smallest Fortune.
37:50APPLAUSE
37:55As with all the games, you get one free practice,
37:56and after that, each practice you take
37:59costs you 10% of your prize funds,
38:00and that's £12,000 per practice.
38:02But first things first, free practice.
38:04Can you tell me where any?
38:05Well, I think this is a reading glasses job.
38:07I agree.
38:20I've got slippy fingers.
38:21Fingers made, Lee, they call him.
38:27Ooh-hoo, wow.
38:28Oh, this is hard.
38:47HALF
38:48MUSIC
39:02Hasn't it a shock?
39:04All right, Richard, you can press the button now,
39:06play for £120,000, or you can, of course, choose to practice again.
39:11Each practice is going to cost you 10% of your prize fund,
39:14so that's £12,000 per practice.
39:16I don't think practice is going to make this any easier.
39:19It's just one technique here, which is not touching the sides.
39:21Maybe if I get a bit of traction underneath it...
39:23Richard, all I'd say is obviously practice,
39:25but remember, the more you concentrate, the more shake you're going to get,
39:28the longer you take, so you need to get that balanced.
39:32All right, I'll have one practice.
39:33Yeah. Yeah?
39:35£12,000 of the prize fund.
39:36Come on, please.
39:40£28,000. This will be your second practice.
39:42Good luck.
39:48No, it's more wobbly that way.
39:50Oh, that's true.
40:14OK, all right, I'm going to go for it.
40:18What I was doing there is I was looking vertically down,
40:23which meant I didn't realise I'd gone up too high.
40:25So, I'm going to try one more with your new technique.
40:28Without going over the top?
40:29Yeah.
40:30All right, I'm going to practice.
40:32OK.
40:32All right, 10% off the prize fund, please.
40:33I'm just thinking of these charities watching.
40:35I know, but they'd rather something than nothing.
40:38£96,000, your third practice, in your own time.
40:52Well, this is still my beating heart.
41:05You get to about there.
41:06I think I just need some luck now.
41:08I really think I need some luck.
41:10Do you want to try a different technique?
41:11No, no.
41:11Still got a load of cash?
41:12No, I'm comfortable with that technique.
41:14Let me have one look.
41:16Come on, love.
41:17Love?
41:18Now, I'm comfortable with the holding technique.
41:20It's just that it's wider up the top and it's just more difficult.
41:23No, I think...
41:24I think I've...
41:25It's as good as I'm going to get, I think.
41:30Don't you dare, Chloe.
41:41No pressure.
41:42Try it one-handed like that.
41:43Come on.
41:43Try it one-handed.
41:44I think the key is that you're comfortable doing it.
41:46I would go have a practice with one hand and just try something different.
41:49Last practice.
41:50Quite fun.
41:50Yeah.
41:52Another practice?
41:53One more practice.
41:54OK, 10% of the prize fund, please.
41:57That's 84.
41:58Still an awful lot.
41:59It'll be a fourth practice.
42:00Good luck.
42:28Oh, you've got so close!
42:30Oh, you've got so close!
42:30I rushed it, I rushed it, I rushed it.
42:32I had it, I rushed it.
42:32I actually had that.
42:34You were right, though.
42:35One hand.
42:36One hand.
42:37You are.
42:40Wrestle practice.
42:56Richard, this is your biggest moment.
43:04Ten centimeters lie between you and a small fortune.
43:10Retrieve your briefcase from the vault, and you'll win a small fortune of 84,000 pounds for charity.
43:20It all comes down to this.
43:25You've taken four practices and never succeeded, Dickie.
43:31But this is the only time that counts.
43:36Absolute silence from the audience, please.
43:39Best of luck, Richard, in your own time.
43:46Best of luck, Richard, in your own time.
44:12iki-
44:23APPLAUSE
44:35Come on, bring it in!
44:37Hey, hey, hey, hey!
44:37Never mind.
44:38You did great.
44:38We did our best.
44:39The best.
44:39OK.
44:40I just want to show you the re uh-
44:41Like you said
44:47Guys we didn't win a small fortune, but for taking part charities. Thank you so much
45:01So the ladies could be quite master the small games best of luck telling that's your duty when you get
45:06home
45:06They have however been great sports, so please give them a small fortune hand for the main leagues
45:11Thank you
45:15Join us next week for more little laughs. See you then. Good night
45:23Still to come in this series of small fortune
45:28More teams take on tiny games for big money. Oh my goodness. Do you think you could do better at
45:36small fortune?
45:38now
45:38You can play the tiny games wherever you are download small fortune from the app store for free
46:15You
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