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00:08You know, five-year stops, we'll be able to choose what planet we die on.
00:13I'm pretty good with Earth.
00:14Dead body, so you definitely don't want to cross me.
00:20Don't, though.
00:22I'm sorry, I just...
00:23I can't get over how much you look like my mother.
00:36Fuck me!
00:37I thought this was supposed to be the empowering app for women.
00:39I told you, it's for guys who don't have the balls to ask you out.
00:42Yeah, all I know is I'm dating every weirdo in L.A.
00:45Let's get you back on Tinder, still my favorite.
00:48Give me your phone, I'll find you someone.
00:49All right.
00:52There's probably like a million messages to wait through.
00:54Mom, I haven't even been on that app in weeks.
00:56What are you doing?
00:57Why don't you go out with this one?
00:58He's cute.
00:59Who?
01:00Let me say.
01:01Charlie, the history teacher.
01:03I swear I haven't even been on this.
01:05Who's messaging him as me?
01:08Jane.
01:09She must still have my Tinder profile logged in on her phone.
01:12That little sneak, what did she say?
01:14Well, his last message is, what about tomorrow for dinner?
01:17We need to finally meet.
01:19And then Olivia writes back, crazed at work, hopefully soon.
01:23And then she puts a heart emoji?
01:25I would never use a heart emoji.
01:27She's misrepresenting me.
01:28Okay, but don't get hung on what she said.
01:29Maybe he's...
01:30Mom, winky face.
01:30There's a fucking winky face.
01:32Well, he might be the right guy.
01:34You know what?
01:35All right.
01:37Screw Jane.
01:43Yeah?
01:44Yeah, that's it.
01:45She's gonna freak.
01:50God.
01:51I can not beat this level.
01:58Oh, shit.
01:59What?
02:00Nothing.
02:00I'll be right back.
02:12It's Jane.
02:14That didn't take long.
02:15Oh.
02:16I know you've been catfishing my Tinder teacher.
02:18Okay.
02:18I was not catfishing.
02:20I was helping.
02:21I don't have a speaker.
02:22I can't hear.
02:22Okay.
02:23Okay, look.
02:24I know I should have told you, but honestly, you needed my help.
02:27Okay?
02:28You are really bad at flirting, Liv.
02:30For example, when he said, fun fact, cheerophobia is the fear of having fun, which is really fucking
02:35charming.
02:35You wrote back, fun fact, I work in insurance.
02:39I mean, what's he supposed to do with that?
02:40Why would you say that you were too busy at work to meet him?
02:43Yeah, explain that one.
02:44Is that mom?
02:45Am I on speaker?
02:46Just answer the question.
02:48I don't know.
02:49I was stalling.
02:49I knew he'd be pissed.
02:51I am pissed.
02:52I'm sorry.
02:53It was like a video game, and I just felt like I was winning.
02:56I got a little carried away.
02:57A little?
02:58Practically dating him.
02:59No, I am not.
03:00You are.
03:01He thinks I'm you, and he really likes you.
03:06So just go on a date with him, okay?
03:09I gave you a nice head start.
03:12You're welcome.
03:18He is cute.
03:20I know.
03:27He's right.
03:32Olivia.
03:39Charlie, hi.
03:41Hi.
03:43Nice to finally meet you after all the texting and messages.
03:49Yes, totally.
03:50You look beautiful, just like your pictures.
03:52I'm relieved, too.
03:55It's nice to see an honest woman.
03:57I like it.
03:59Oh.
04:00Yeah.
04:04Listen, I have something to tell you that I just have to get out of the way.
04:07Hmm.
04:07And I'm hoping it's not a big deal because it's really dumb, but I have this younger sister
04:12who's bored with her life and has nothing better to do than interfere with mine.
04:15And, um, well, have you read Cyrano or seen the movie Roxanne with Steve Martin?
04:23You know?
04:24Well, you've been talking with her, not me.
04:27I had no idea.
04:28And when I found out, she claimed that she was helping me because I can't flirt, which I can, by
04:34the way.
04:34And normally I would just unmatch you and call it a day, but I was reading your messages and you're
04:39awesome.
04:40So I'm here and I'm just hoping that you'll stay for at least one drink because I, too, am an
04:49awesome person in my own right.
04:51And I'm buying.
04:54Wow.
04:55Okay.
04:56So you're not actually into BDSM then?
05:00What?
05:01She didn't say that.
05:02That's why I came.
05:04Shut up.
05:05She didn't.
05:05I'm kidding.
05:06I was like...
05:07I appreciate your honesty.
05:09Most people wouldn't have said anything.
05:11Yeah, no, Jane, my sister, she told me not to say anything.
05:14Well, I'm glad you showed up then and not Jane.
05:17Yeah.
05:17Screw Jane.
05:25Um, girl, you will never believe the call I just had.
05:29What?
05:30Those idiots at corporate made me manager.
05:32That's great, Britt.
05:34That's great, Britt.
05:34Oh, congrats.
05:35But, yo, I put you up for assistant manager.
05:39Do you think I'm qualified?
05:40Uh, doi, you're my ride or die.
05:43I don't know what that means, but I'll take it as a compliment.
05:45Oh, yeah, it's like the nicest thing I could say about someone.
05:48And, get this, your hourly gets bumped to $14.
05:52Wow, that's amazing.
05:54Oh, thank you.
05:56You're welcome, boo.
05:57Okay, I gotta pee.
06:00Oh, I see there's someone for you.
06:02Go get them.
06:08You got it.
06:10You're good at picking up this game.
06:11You picked it up right away.
06:13For a nickel, I will.
06:14I don't know if I've heard that joke.
06:16Yeah, it was for a nickel, I will.
06:17For a nickel, I will.
06:18Is that a real joke?
06:19It's a real, that's like a really good joke, classic joke.
06:22Okay, now tell me the whole joke.
06:24Forget, forget the game and just.
06:25That's against the rules.
06:27For a nickel, I will.
06:28How does the first part go?
06:30I don't remember, but I know it's a real joke.
06:32Forget it.
06:34How do you think this is going?
06:36I think it's going, it's going well.
06:39Better than your messages?
06:40Uh, yeah.
06:43I mean, I wish Jane was here.
06:48Are you sure you're in the right store?
06:51I mean, I'm not one to judge, but that's not your size.
06:54Are you sure?
06:56Are you shopping for your wife, or?
06:59My granddaughter.
07:00She's 16.
07:02Hey.
07:03Oh, she's very pretty.
07:05My daughter informed me that giving her money spoils her,
07:08so now here I am at your mercy.
07:10Well, um, I have some ideas.
07:13Follow me.
07:13How much are you looking to spend?
07:15Uh, what will $1,000 get me?
07:18Uh, she loves everything.
07:20Uh, she has a point.
07:25I mean, I did say, fun fact, I work in insurance.
07:30I know you were joking about that.
07:32I thought that was sarcastic.
07:33So it's good to know that you're not funny at all.
07:36It takes the pressure off me.
07:38Oh, my God.
07:45I have to tell Jane that you actually are really quite good at flirting.
08:09Don't get too comfortable.
08:10I'm not done with you.
08:11Oh, I like the sound of that.
08:13But I might need a breather.
08:17Am I too much for you?
08:18No.
08:20That was incredible.
08:26I've never met a woman who's as, who's as free with her body as you are.
08:33Oh, you make me crazy.
08:35Plus, at my age, I know what I like.
08:39Me too.
08:43Oh, shit.
08:44It's 8.30.
08:46I gotta go home and change for work.
08:48Colin's sick.
08:49I wish, but I can't.
08:51You're too pretty to work.
08:56Well, I'm out for assistant manager, and I have to show them that I'm serious.
09:05So when am I here?
09:07Am I gonna see you again?
09:09I get off at 8.
09:12I'll meet you for dinner.
09:13Okay.
09:14I can make that happen.
09:20Mom?
09:21Mom, where were you last night?
09:23Oh, I met this amazing man, Andrew, at the store.
09:26He's a retired lawyer.
09:28He's handsome.
09:29He's loaded.
09:31He's sexy as hell.
09:32And as Jane would say, he's fucking marriage material.
09:36Okay.
09:38Who is that?
09:39It's tea from my acupuncturist.
09:41She says it's supposed to be good for my eggs or something.
09:42It can't be good for anyone.
09:44Okay, you know, I had a great day, too, last night, by the way.
09:48With the teacher.
09:50I really want to hear about it, honey.
09:51I do.
09:51I gotta run.
09:52I'm so late.
09:53I gotta change at work.
09:54Okay.
09:54Oh, hi.
09:55Hi, honey.
09:56Oh, you look pretty.
09:57What's with her?
09:59She got laid last night.
10:00Apparently to the perfect guy.
10:02Okay, so what happened with Charlie?
10:03Why didn't you call me after?
10:04Oh, because I didn't get home until 4 a.m.
10:06What?
10:08What do you mean, 4 a.m.?
10:09Hmm.
10:11Wait a second.
10:12Is that beard burnt?
10:14Yeah.
10:14Is it bad?
10:15We made out in my car for a couple of hours last night.
10:18What?
10:19Okay, well, I want details.
10:20Okay, later.
10:21God, how did I get so much lint?
10:22I love all my clothes.
10:23Well, you know, I want to meet him.
10:24I feel like I already know him.
10:26Hey, what if I had a dinner party at my house?
10:29How fun would that be?
10:30Jane, we've been on one date.
10:31Yeah, but clearly you hit it off.
10:32What about this Saturday?
10:35Jane, stop.
10:35You've never done this with any other guy that I've gone out with.
10:37You haven't really liked any of them.
10:39All right, you know, if we're still dating in a couple weeks or something, then fine.
10:42I could invite Mom, too, if we're bringing that new guy so that I'm not the only one under pressure.
10:45I don't know.
10:46There's not gonna be pressure.
10:48No, this is, like, so casual.
10:50Just us.
10:51Yeah.
10:53Casual.
11:09Hey.
11:10Uh, what kind of welcoming committee are you?
11:13Sorry.
11:13Hey.
11:14Hey.
11:15Jane.
11:16This is Charlie.
11:17Nice to meet you.
11:18Wow.
11:19I feel like I already know you.
11:21Likewise.
11:21Come on.
11:22Come in.
11:22Come in.
11:23Why are you all dressed up?
11:25I told you this is casual.
11:26It is?
11:27This is my hostess attire.
11:28These are for you.
11:29Oh, thank you so much.
11:31Um, why don't you show Charlie into the dining room?
11:34There are place cards in there.
11:36Place cards?
11:36Yeah.
11:37Okay.
11:38Yep.
11:39Cool.
11:40Awesome.
11:41Okay.
11:43Yeah.
11:45Hey, everybody's here.
11:47Um, could you put these in a vase for me?
11:49Thank you so much.
11:50How is it going?
11:51Are we almost ready?
11:52Yep.
11:52We're gonna fly those things out in about five minutes.
11:54Okay, perfect.
11:54I just want everything to be, like, perfect.
11:56You know?
11:57Like it was at Dr. Friedman's.
11:59Jane?
11:59Yeah?
12:00Leave them alone.
12:01Friedman's had 20 people.
12:02We're six.
12:03Okay, yeah.
12:04Hi, sorry.
12:05What are you doing?
12:06Uh, your mother brought peanut butter cups.
12:07She wanted me to put them out.
12:09Oh, yeah.
12:09No, um, absolutely not.
12:11One of my guests is allergic to peanuts.
12:13Okay, we definitely won't serve those then.
12:15Trying to kill somebody here?
12:16Okay.
12:16Great.
12:17Now, let's go sit down.
12:18We're good.
12:19Hey.
12:19Yeah?
12:20Why are you making such a big deal out of this?
12:21I'm not.
12:22I'm not.
12:22I just want it to be a nice night for Mom and Liv.
12:25What's the big deal?
12:27This is a really nice Thomas and Napa cab.
12:30I like to let it breathe in the Bordeaux glass rather than the decanter.
12:33So the wine is exposed to the air.
12:36And ideally, we should let it breathe for about 20 minutes.
12:41Thanks, Andrew.
12:42Sure.
12:44Oh, wonderful.
12:45The Brata Caprese.
12:47Wow.
12:48Fancy accent you got there.
12:50Well, that's just how you pronounce it.
12:53You can dig in whenever.
12:54Mm-mm.
12:54You know, I wanted to be a teacher growing up.
12:58No, you didn't.
12:59Yeah, I did.
12:59No, you wanted to be a model until you found out you weren't tall enough.
13:03Yeah, and then I wanted to be a teacher.
13:05No.
13:06Yeah, you were probably, like, way out of the house by then.
13:09Liv is ten years older than me.
13:10Uh, nine and a half.
13:12It's like a decade.
13:13I don't remember that either.
13:14Yeah, I've never heard that.
13:16Well, I did.
13:17Okay?
13:19Detectives?
13:20What do you teach, Charlie?
13:21American history.
13:22So important.
13:23It's too bad teachers don't get paid more.
13:26I couldn't do it.
13:27Well, you don't do it for the money, that's for sure.
13:30Wow.
13:30We just need more people like you in the world.
13:34So how did you two meet?
13:36Online or IRL?
13:37Well, my granddaughter is trying to keep me current.
13:41Jane introduced them.
13:42Oh.
13:43Oh.
13:44Well, how do you two know each other?
13:46We don't really.
13:47It's a long, dumb story not worth going into.
13:49Now, Olivia, you know, she's terrible at texting and Tinder and all that, so Jane took over for a bit.
13:55What?
13:55Yeah, we were just messing around.
13:58I mean, Liv really needed help.
14:01Oh, my God, you should have seen.
14:02It was a disaster.
14:03So did you know that you were talking to Jane?
14:05No, I didn't, actually.
14:07But Liv cleared it up as soon as we met.
14:09In all fairness, she does kind of suck at texting, so.
14:12What?
14:12You said I was good.
14:14I'm kidding.
14:14Sort of.
14:17I swear I told you.
14:19I mean, either way, it worked out for the best.
14:21Mm-hmm.
14:21Right?
14:23Oh, babe, babe, babe, we're gonna let it breathe.
14:25Yeah.
14:26Oh, sure, it'll be fine.
14:28I mean, you'll get the general idea.
14:32Hey, but cheers.
14:33Cheers.
14:34Cheers.
14:34I'm gonna wait.
14:35I recommended him out.
14:37What the?
14:40So, Andrew owns a vineyard in Napa.
14:43That's why I know so much about wines.
14:44I've been trying to get Mary to come up with me this weekend.
14:46I know, but Mary has to work.
14:48Because if she calls in sick, the tweens from Sherman Oaks
14:50will have nobody to show them their fashions.
14:53That's right.
14:53The whole fucking economy will go down because of me.
14:57Well, I'd love to go to Napa.
14:58Me, too.
14:59I've heard it's so pretty up there.
15:01You want to go to Napa?
15:01We can go to Napa.
15:02Uh, yeah.
15:03Like, that's gonna happen.
15:11Mm.
15:12Liv, would you pass the butter?
15:14Please.
15:15For Nikolai, well.
15:19Wait, what's up, honey?
15:20I missed it for a sec.
15:21It's simple.
15:22You say just only the punchline from a joke.
15:24Like, um...
15:25So funny.
15:26And then the bear says,
15:27you don't come here for the hunting, do you?
15:31I love that joke.
15:33You like that one?
15:33Oh, my God.
15:34It's such a goodie.
15:35It's an oldie, but a goodie.
15:37What's the joke?
15:38What was that?
15:39The joke that you love.
15:40What is it?
15:40Mm-hmm.
15:41Your mouth is full of the barata caprese.
15:43Mm-hmm.
15:44Is our...
15:45Is our gnocchi almost ready?
15:49Advertisers are often faced with the problem of catching the attention of...
15:52Hey, it took me for fucking ever to get happy to sleep.
15:55So, can you please start that down?
16:01Okay, you didn't have to turn it off.
16:03Can you just lower the volume a little?
16:10Okay, say something.
16:12You were writing to him on Tinder?
16:14No.
16:15No.
16:16It was Olivia.
16:17I was pretending to be Olivia.
16:18Oh, please.
16:19You were flirting with him all night.
16:20Shh.
16:20I just put Abby to bed.
16:22God.
16:23Don't be ridiculous.
16:24I wasn't flirting with him.
16:26Bullshit, Jane.
16:26Everybody could see it.
16:33You know, ever since Abby was born, you don't look at me.
16:40So, I'm sorry.
16:41You know, it was nice to have somebody pay attention to me, even if it was just pretend.
16:46Everything I do is for you.
16:48Are you kidding me?
16:48I got my own shit going on, Jane.
16:51I'm worried about losing my job, but because I don't look at you enough, you think it's
16:54okay to flirt with someone right in front of your husband?
16:55What are you talking about losing your job?
17:00I'm not bringing in enough patience.
17:01I got a few bad Yelp reviews that's bringing the whole practice down.
17:04There's just a lot of pressure on me right now.
17:06And you're out here hiring waiters and serving burrata.
17:09Why didn't you tell me?
17:11So I can help you.
17:13Because you're a child.
17:16You don't really want to know the truth about anything.
17:19I have enough stress in my life.
17:20I don't need to take care of your emotions, too.
17:40You must really like me if you're still sticking around after that dinner.
17:44I'm sure it was just an off night.
17:47Right.
17:53What's wrong?
17:55What?
17:57What is that, a rash?
17:59Charlie, that's not from me.
18:02What?
18:04Did you eat peanuts today?
18:06No.
18:08Oh, shit.
18:11I had a peanut butter cup.
18:13Why?
18:14I'm allergic.
18:15Phone number what?
18:16Fuck.
18:17The oils in peanuts are excreted through bodily fluids.
18:20I thought I told you I was allergic.
18:22We texted about it.
18:23No, you must have been Jane.
18:24I don't remember reading about peanuts.
18:26Fucking nobody's answering.
18:27Fucking shitty 911.
18:28I'm so Charlie.
18:30Are you okay?
18:31Hi.
18:31My friend is having some sort of horrible reaction.
18:34He's allergic to peanuts.
18:36And apparently I excreted on him.
18:38And now he can't breathe.
18:40Do you have an EpiPen?
18:41You have an EpiPen, Charlie.
18:44Yes, he does.
18:45Okay.
18:46Give it to me.
18:49All right.
18:50Yeah, okay.
18:51Okay.
18:52Okay.
18:54Ready?
18:57I'm sorry.
19:00Should I have to leave it there for 10 seconds?
19:02Just one second.
19:07Okay, he's breathing.
19:11Did that hurt?
19:14Did I pass inspection?
19:16Will you stop making excuses and come to Napa with me?
19:19I've been invited to a party this weekend at Screaming Eagle.
19:22It will truly be a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
19:24Andrew, I told you I can't.
19:28Don't just call in sick.
19:30I'll give you the 200 you'd miss out on.
19:41It's my first job.
19:43And they might make me assistant manager.
19:46And it's important to me.
19:50I didn't mean to be rude.
19:51I'm sorry.
19:52I worked my whole life.
19:54I totally understand your ambition.
19:56But I'm retired now.
19:58And then, you know, I've worked hard so I can have fun.
20:03And then, I'm looking for someone to have fun with me.
20:09But I don't want to plan around your work schedule.
20:18I already did that.
20:22I spent 34 years with a man who thought I was too pretty to work.
20:38It's really all about timing, isn't it?
20:42Yep.
20:50His blood pressure has stabilized.
20:52He's good to go.
20:55Just to be on the safe side, you should probably not share fluids for 24 hours.
20:59Gotcha.
21:00Thank you so much.
21:02Oh, that's okay.
21:03I know the way out.
21:04Okay.
21:11I'm sorry.
21:15Are you sure you're okay?
21:17Yeah.
21:20Yeah.
21:27I'm exhausted.
21:29Are you?
21:31Mm-hmm.
21:36I wish I could kiss you right now.
21:39Me too.
21:42Stupid fucking peanut butter cup.
21:45Wasn't even that good.
21:47If you into heaven.
21:52Can you tell me?
22:07Outside.
22:10Water's falling on the ground and I...
22:17You
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