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Dimension 20's Adventuring Party - Season 23 Episode 3 - At the Strip Club With Your Dentist
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00:01Yeah, I'm gonna get ready.
00:03Everyone look like Lou?
00:04Who's missing theirs?
00:07Hello, one and all, and welcome back
00:10to another thrilling episode of Adventuring Party.
00:13Lou, where's your glasses?
00:15Emily's working on it.
00:17Gotta give Emily a second.
00:18Come on, Em, you got it.
00:19Come on, Emily.
00:20With me, as always, are our intrepid heroes.
00:23Say hi, intrepid heroes.
00:25Hi.
00:25Hi, intrepid heroes.
00:28We did it.
00:30Loon, this is the only bit I've ever seen you not participate in.
00:33Well, because I, you know, I have an aesthetic, all right?
00:37I'm so bad.
00:38Well-known to have a pair of red sunglasses,
00:41if that's what we want to do, you know?
00:43It's not funny at all, actually.
00:44Yeah, exactly.
00:45Actually, totally cool, normal guys.
00:46Are you doing a TikTok interview right now?
00:49Yeah.
00:50I'm here at Air One, Loon.
00:52I was just kind of thinking about.
00:56Air One, Air One.
00:57Well, between the sunglasses bit and Darkness Man,
01:00we can see that not leaning into the bit
01:03is what guarantees that the bit continues.
01:07It's a tough lesson, a lesson I did not learn.
01:10How did you know that saying pervert to Darkness Man
01:12would be, like, the funniest thing?
01:15I think that was you saying it to her.
01:15Yeah, totally.
01:16No!
01:17Is that you at any strip club seeing someone just being like,
01:19pervert?
01:21Very funny for the bouncer at the strip club.
01:24Well, it's because four people had already walked in.
01:27And the person, everyone had given the bouncer
01:30a much harder time, but, and I said, I said,
01:34I said, Darkness Man walks in so embarrassed.
01:38Yeah.
01:38Oh, okay.
01:39Yeah, I let him in with that.
01:41He called him a pervert.
01:42This is literally Darkness Man's worst fear.
01:46Yeah.
01:47I love it so much.
01:48That's so funny.
01:49Well, it was just, it was one of those things where,
01:51I don't know, I feel, it's just a very playful,
01:53this feels like a very playful season of the show,
01:56where I have all of these characters
01:58that are pre-written in the town, we have them.
02:00But with all of them, it's usually just a bullet point
02:03or two about who the people are in all these locations.
02:06So you're still left, there's a lot of fun discovery,
02:08and okay, yes, I know that Claude Johnson
02:11is the bouncer at Sweetie Pies.
02:13He's a 60-year-old man, but what else about him?
02:16And in that moment, it's-
02:18A bit of a shitster.
02:19A bit of a shitster.
02:20He also watched a motorcycle get stolen and did nothing.
02:25It's not his job.
02:26His job is to keep the people in Sweetie Pies in line.
02:29It's true.
02:29But the idea of Darkness Man being so apologetic
02:31and being the one person to like hand him his ID
02:33and do everything the right way.
02:35Totally.
02:36And for him to be like-
02:37He's just a huge dude in a trench coat,
02:39like embarrasses his hat down.
02:41So he does look like a pervert.
02:42Yeah.
02:42But it has like so much in common with the bouncer.
02:44It's like when everyone at your table is being super rude
02:46to the server, but you're like, I was a server.
02:49So you're really trying to go out of your way
02:50and be like, hey, something about them.
02:51And if they were like, you're an asshole.
02:53Yeah.
02:54Why do you have these friends?
02:55No, totally.
02:57Pervert.
02:58You fucking pervert.
03:00It is.
03:00It is.
03:02Everyone who does anything wrong is a pervert.
03:04Bring back a lot of people a pervert.
03:04It's one of the worst things you can call somebody.
03:06God, it's so-
03:07It really is.
03:07But it's so amorphous.
03:08You're just like, on what grounds?
03:10But also, this is bothering me so much.
03:12You don't know me.
03:13Don't kink shame.
03:14On what grounds?
03:15But also, I don't have any.
03:15But I'm normal.
03:16Yeah.
03:17Well, it's so, there is nothing more vulnerable, I think,
03:22than, because there is-
03:24Than being a pervert.
03:25Than being a pervert.
03:26I think that anything like you're walking into a place where it's like, no matter how libertine
03:34and bohemian you are, where you're like, exotic dance, are we not ourselves, creatures that
03:39pursue pleasure?
03:39You're still like, hello, good sir.
03:41I'd like to walk in here and get an erection within the next 10 to 15 minutes.
03:46And you go like-
03:47With all these other gentlemen.
03:47With all these other gentlemen.
03:48With all these other cool guys.
03:50They're fun.
03:51I remember a lot of friends in Los Angeles have really talked and said that Jumbos is really,
03:55really fun.
03:56I have a lot of friends that go-
03:57That's where I saw my dentist.
03:58Yeah, wait, I was thinking that.
04:00What?
04:00I saw my dentist take a picture and get in trouble at Jumbos Clubroom.
04:03Oh, I thought you meant on stage.
04:05No, no, no.
04:05He wishes.
04:06From the audience.
04:08Wow.
04:09Are you allowed to take pictures?
04:10No, he got in trouble.
04:12And then the next time I went into a tooth checkup, I was kind of like, did you see me?
04:17Because I saw you.
04:18But I didn't say that.
04:19You went back to that dentist.
04:21I saw you, you little pervert.
04:22I think you're the perfect.
04:24It's hard to leave a dentist.
04:25I didn't feel like it was a bonding moment.
04:27Yeah, totally.
04:27Emily told me that story and you're just like, I kept trying to make eye contact and
04:31he did.
04:31And I was like, he was avoiding you for sure.
04:35I was like, damn, maybe there's a friendship beyond her.
04:37That's so much of fun.
04:39Are you throwing money with your dentist at the twisted, insane clown posse?
04:43I get my feelings done and then we head out, you know.
04:47We get cash out on the way.
04:49I feel like it's done around like 6.30, 7pm.
04:52So we're out by 9.
04:55At 6.30pm.
04:57And then there's just a plank plank.
04:58It's so funny.
04:59I'm not allowed to drink anything because I just got a fluoride wash.
05:02So that's it.
05:03Don't drink my two drink minimum.
05:05But Jumbos rocks.
05:06I think that's great.
05:07It's great.
05:07Well, it's very funny because I think that there's a, the thing of, it's the secret terror.
05:12Just playing Claude in that moment and you coming in.
05:15Yeah.
05:15It's the thing of, it is your ultimate secret terror.
05:18The gremlin voice goes like, what if the man who sits outside went, I know what you are.
05:23Like, because as we've had, I think, a real necessary and good cultural enlightenment towards people who do sex work,
05:31as a comedian, I just have to point out how funny it is that a similar revolution has not happened
05:37with people who purchase and consume that work.
05:41You know what I mean?
05:41In fact, maybe also the opposite.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Right.
05:44So it's this thing where you're like, and by the way, I fully stand it.
05:47I fully support it.
05:48It's like, yeah, this is another type of labor.
05:50And actually it's a type of labor way less harmful than fucking denying people health insurance claims or, you know,
05:55like there's a, or polluting a fucking local river.
05:57And just like archaic.
05:59Like it's been around forever.
06:01Forever.
06:01Right.
06:01There's actually nothing around with sexuality, but it is just funny to know that still when a guy walks up
06:06like, hello, we're all in favor of sex work now.
06:08Right.
06:09Which means we are also in favor of me as a customer.
06:12Yeah.
06:12Totally.
06:12I love sex work, which means dehumanizing women.
06:15And you're like, oh, hang on a second.
06:17Wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:18So yeah, still the secret thing of like, we are going to celebrate these beautiful dancers.
06:22Yes.
06:23And you are a fucking sick freak.
06:24All your other friends are doing that, but you're different.
06:26You're different.
06:27I know.
06:28I see a lot of guys.
06:29Grabbing the back of your neck.
06:30I know you're here for the wrong reasons.
06:34And you will be found out.
06:35And you will be found out.
06:36We will discover your shame.
06:38And then, man, did that really take off.
06:40That bit really stuck around.
06:41It's really funny to just like, for the way to like eventually end it is to lay down in the
06:47parking lot of the strip club.
06:49And become trash.
06:51And think of like comebacks.
06:52And there's just no, there's no world where it's like, I actually want to stay here.
06:57No, it's not because I'm a perm.
06:59Yeah, totally.
07:00There's no way for that to land.
07:02Okay.
07:02Well, so later you were like, he got so excited.
07:05So I followed him over.
07:07It's just like, wait.
07:08When you were confronting him and you were like, I saw you got really excited.
07:10What was it about?
07:12Yeah.
07:12I was like, this is coming across so intense.
07:14There was a lot of double entendre and you describing his experience.
07:17I saw you get excited.
07:19I was dead.
07:19I was like, are we doing a whole new story live for darkness, man?
07:24Well, it was very fun.
07:25You guys headed out in the car all together looking for this ghost.
07:29You see Sweetie Pie swerve in there.
07:32And we found out, we found it all about Susan, the original Sweetie Pie.
07:37The owner of the club.
07:39We met Kelly.
07:41We met Jeff.
07:42Kelly.
07:43Didn't roll well enough to see if she's a leprechaun or not, but I have deep suspicions.
07:47Spot on with guessing that she's like a mage.
07:51Yeah.
07:51That would be my guess.
07:52Well, we don't know if it's spot on or not.
07:53Smart.
07:54There's something going on with that tiny little girl.
07:57Also being like, oh, her hair, it looks like maybe she dyes it or something.
08:01Like magic.
08:02Magic.
08:02Yes, we've seen the craft.
08:04We've seen that magic shape.
08:05Yeah.
08:06God, have we all seen the craft.
08:08We're the rudos, mister.
08:10Haven't seen the craft.
08:11It's great.
08:11Feruza Balk is killer.
08:12Oh, you gotta see the craft.
08:13It slaps.
08:14It's a good Halloween.
08:16Everybody come over.
08:17We're gonna watch the craft in my house.
08:19I love it.
08:20Tonight?
08:20We're gonna eat puppy chow and watch the craft.
08:22It's 1996.
08:23I love puppy chow.
08:24I love puppy chow.
08:24I was hanging out with a new group of friends and they all wanted to watch the craft and
08:27one of the guys just went, I spilled so much seed to this movie growing up.
08:33And that's our show, everybody.
08:35Wait, really?
08:36Straight up?
08:37Straight up.
08:38It was a new group of friends.
08:39Ha ha ha ha.
08:40Everyone was like, we love that.
08:42Amen, brother.
08:43And I was like, I don't know if I can leave quick enough.
08:46See, that's when you need to say pervert.
08:47Yeah, exactly.
08:48God, that'd be so funny.
08:49That is correct.
08:50That is the correct use of that.
08:51Fucking pervert.
08:51I spilled so much seed to this movie.
08:53No, I'm like, what time are we in?
08:56Yeah.
08:57Very wild.
08:57Very weirdly old timey.
08:59What a weird place to put the emphasis.
09:03Then we went and looked for a ghost and we found one.
09:05We found Nathaniel Hoggins trapped in the drive-through talk box.
09:11Yeah, so that's an electric issue?
09:14Is that a ghost is stuck there?
09:16I'm also, it was a good idea of being like, the flood pushed him out this far.
09:20This is where he lived.
09:21But is there something with electricity in this town?
09:23Well, I think, I can tell you what I think.
09:25I think they found like a, like a, I think that they could be using like death as a power
09:32source.
09:33Oh.
09:33There's something going on with power.
09:35Mass death.
09:36Yeah.
09:37Hydroelectric.
09:38Where's the, the silver mine?
09:39The radio tower that you were talking about.
09:40It's over here.
09:41The radio tower is underground over here.
09:42Oh, oh.
09:43And that made me think like, does that connect to the intercom?
09:47The dollies is right in between the silver mine and the.
09:51What is near?
09:52The dollies is like right in the middle.
09:54The dollies is right here.
09:55Yes.
09:56Sorry.
09:57Yeah.
09:57So this is the dollies.
09:59This is the silver mine.
10:00And then this is the tunnels.
10:01It does kind of.
10:02Oh.
10:03Bisect.
10:04Ley lines.
10:06Yeah.
10:06What else is in the way?
10:07We need to place that too.
10:08That is the mine right there.
10:10That is good.
10:11I was thinking this was the mine.
10:12The police are right here.
10:13Police are right there.
10:15We added some new locations this time around.
10:17Yes.
10:17We added the dollies.
10:20There are several dollies in town, but this is the one downtown.
10:22Oh wait.
10:23Ooh.
10:23Oh yeah.
10:24It's a change.
10:25This is a dollies town.
10:26Can I guess that maybe the dollies are right here?
10:30Yeah.
10:30A McDonald's?
10:31Are the dollies all on a ley line?
10:33Oh.
10:34Is the dollies right on the baseball field?
10:35The dolly line.
10:36We don't know.
10:37Is there a dolly right there on second base?
10:39Whoa.
10:39On the baseball field?
10:41Potentially.
10:41Wow.
10:42This goes way to the top.
10:43Stick and Poke Adult Pleasure Shop, Witchful Thinking, Precious Blessings Crystal Pillow Shop.
10:49We added in, and then we also added in the Truckaroo and Mama Angie.
10:56And then Sweetie Pie's down here.
10:58And then Sweetie Pie's all the way down.
10:59All these students go into the strip club.
11:01Yeah.
11:01The dollies.
11:02It was really funny how drawn you guys were to it instantly.
11:06Yes.
11:07Like it was never even an option for us not to start.
11:09Shipping container, strip club, we were like, we're all gonna stop.
11:12Yeah.
11:12It's one of those things where you're like, my character would do this.
11:15My character.
11:15It was like, I guess I don't really have a way to stop myself from going.
11:19Yeah, yeah.
11:20From going here.
11:21Yeah.
11:22No, the idea of the strip club in a shipping container.
11:26That is lifted 19 inches across the, above the ground and therefore is not technically
11:31in perpee.
11:31Yes.
11:32It's in the sky.
11:33Yeah.
11:34It's in the sky.
11:36We met Nathaniel Hoggins, and you guys quickly arrived at this theory that the miners
11:42and those ghosts had been drowned rather than it being an accident that they had been drowned
11:48there.
11:49And something about him saying that it was the last shift where they were supposed to
11:53go on strike.
11:54Yeah.
11:55So sorry, to get that clear, they built something that then failed and killed them?
12:03Or something was let loose?
12:04Like weren't they building the dam?
12:06He said that they had built the dam.
12:08Oh, okay.
12:08So they built it in the past and then they were working in the mines and then there was
12:12some sort of flooding event.
12:14Yeah.
12:14That killed them.
12:16But to-
12:16But maybe, was this an accident or was this on purpose?
12:19Yeah.
12:20Oh, yeah.
12:21And then separately underground we have this, which was the kind of Cold War Nixon-y.
12:26Oh, yes.
12:26The Cold War Nixon.
12:28Nixon smiling with his teeth out.
12:29Disgusting.
12:29There was something about smiling Nixon that actually creeped me out more than anything.
12:33Yes, that was the scariest.
12:35Smiling with his teeth out.
12:35Like a statue 10 stories underground made out of brass.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Of a smiling Nixon with a floating American flag behind him.
12:45Just the most smiling.
12:46In making vampires heroic, all you have to really think about is what's worse than vampires.
12:51And it's Richard Nixon.
12:51And Richard Nixon is very-
12:54Yes.
12:55Richard Nixon.
12:56Yeah.
12:56Every time you hear anything about Richard Nixon, it's like, oh, this man just ate cottage cheese
13:01three times a day.
13:03Sometimes he ate it with pineapple.
13:05Good God.
13:06Like, come on, man.
13:07But the giant Cold War complex in the basement of a diner is literally just my shout out to
13:14all of the weird diners with bathrooms at the end of strange industrial hallways that
13:21I've ever been to where I go-
13:22It's a steel seatless toilet.
13:23Yeah.
13:24And you're just there going like-
13:25I felt that.
13:26Yeah.
13:27Where are you going?
13:27I'm like, what?
13:28What is under the diner?
13:30Well, also, I feel like it's a thing, and maybe this is just places I've worked so I
13:34know it, but it's such a thing that it's like the bathroom just has a door in the floor
13:40that leads to storage.
13:42Yeah.
13:43And you look at it and you're like, there is some deep twisted thing here.
13:48I couldn't-
13:48What's so funny is you guys made up that thing about brick tunnels under the town.
13:52Mm-hmm.
13:53That was established lore in the setting prior to you guys saying that.
13:57Right.
13:57So it was this thing where I was like, oh, they have to.
13:59I was immediately saying that.
14:00I was like, that's so crazy.
14:01I was like, I think I'm going to have someone react to that because there's no way to build
14:04this huge government project without rumors of it getting out, right?
14:09For sure.
14:10Mm-hmm.
14:11So the idea that there's this big government thing.
14:14And you guys went to the exact right place.
14:15You went to the highway and were looking around there.
14:17And I love that thing, Murph.
14:19You were like, when was the diner?
14:20Yeah, that was awesome.
14:21Yeah.
14:22And being like, it was built at the same time that this work was going on.
14:25That's awesome.
14:26There's a lot of fun stuff here.
14:27It was obviously like a big vampire season, which is all like urban horror, urban fantasy,
14:31which feels like it swivels from like ghosts in a mine to like X-Files-y government places.
14:38But I also love the civic part of it where it's like, well, wait a minute.
14:42What happens when you have a giant public works project?
14:45Well, those people got to eat.
14:46What's going on?
14:47Is someone making it like all of the, I don't know, there's something very dorky in me that
14:51loves the story that history tells and what a town really is, which is a town is layers
14:58of paint generation to generation on the same wall of like all of the story of the town is told
15:04through everything that's happened here, whether it was a mine flooding in the late 1890s or
15:08whether it was a, you know what I mean?
15:10Like going throughout that all this stuff paints a complete picture, not just of what's
15:15happening here right now, but everything that has happened here.
15:18It's so crazy that all the old people homes are like surrounded by the cemetery.
15:23There's so much.
15:23Psychically, that's so much stuff.
15:26Yeah.
15:27It's efficient in a way that I don't think.
15:29Really.
15:29Yeah.
15:30There's a Sweeney Todd barber chair.
15:32Trap door efficiency.
15:34There's so many like really dark jokes, really dark jokes being made by grandpas in there
15:40being like, whoa, you wanted to drive me far.
15:42Yeah, totally.
15:43I'm gonna move next door.
15:44Don't talk like that, please.
15:47Grandpa, grandpa, stop.
15:49Dude.
15:49Stop talking about moving next door, grandpa.
15:51You can't say stuff like that.
15:52I just thought of something that would be fun to do in our downtime, but I can save it.
15:57I don't know if that's stupid to say.
15:58I made a fucking idiot for talking about it right now.
16:00Zach, don't fuck up.
16:01That was an insane idiot.
16:02Zach, you're embarrassing us.
16:04That sounds like a fucking stupid.
16:04It's fucking stupid.
16:05I'm just wondering if the dog is gonna be at any events at night.
16:09Oh.
16:09Oh, so we can kick out the dog.
16:10A nightmare.
16:11A nightmare.
16:11Just check out what's going on there.
16:12Whoa.
16:13Ooh.
16:14A nightmare.
16:15The nightmare.
16:16Yes.
16:17Very good.
16:18Zach, was Zaith planning to go find the one horse in this town?
16:21Yeah.
16:21Oh yeah.
16:22The nightmare.
16:23Wait, why didn't you do that?
16:24That's what I said.
16:25I thought I said nightmare.
16:27Yeah, nightmare.
16:28The nightmare of the horse.
16:29Because I think I will eventually.
16:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:30Oh, M-A-R-E.
16:32Not M-A-Y-O-R.
16:33It made more sense for us to go off together on this right now.
16:36Yeah.
16:36But eventually I do have, I have animalism and need to bond with an animal.
16:41Oh my goodness.
16:42Oh, the mare, obviously.
16:43Mr. Mare.
16:43The nightmare.
16:44No.
16:46The day mare.
16:46I think I'm gonna find it.
16:48We also discovered all about the Laurent Horror Festival.
16:53Yes.
16:54Which is a big deal thing.
16:55A famous horror author lives here in Perpee.
16:58Now, it was over here, takes place over here by the trail, or this is where the expensive
17:02Airbnb was.
17:03Oh!
17:04That's a hostel.
17:05The houses are here.
17:06Okay.
17:06There's a hostel that's near the trailhead.
17:08God is the hostel.
17:08But the revelation was like, oh, they're not actually coming for the nice trail thing.
17:14Oh, yeah.
17:15Where is the hostel?
17:17Crescent Moon is over in this area, over here.
17:21If you go, I'll place it if you guys get over there.
17:24Great.
17:26Hell, yeah.
17:27If we buy the bar, we can have the screening of American Psycho there, right?
17:33American Psycho is such a cool call.
17:34You picked American Psycho?
17:35No, someone else picked it.
17:36Oh, you were the American Psycho?
17:38I thought it was American Psycho.
17:39Yeah.
17:40Also, yeah, these guys would love American Psycho.
17:43Oh.
17:43But in the wrong way.
17:45Ironically and not ironically.
17:46We're like, it's good.
17:47It's totally.
17:48Yeah.
17:48It's good.
17:49Yeah.
17:49I do love that little shirt he wears.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Me too.
17:53I love how every time he closes his office door, he stops working and just like pulls out
17:57a crossword puzzle and puts headphones on.
17:59Or just like fumes over a business card.
18:02Yeah.
18:02That's great.
18:03Yeah.
18:04Perfect movie.
18:04That's great.
18:05Perfect movie.
18:06It is.
18:08Perfect movie, but most of the people who love it don't understand it at all.
18:11You found out that some of the only, like, if we're looking at the town of Purpy of like,
18:17what is this town?
18:18We have dwelled frequently on what this town does not have going for it.
18:22Yeah.
18:22But what it has going for it is this festival, this trailhead.
18:28Yeah.
18:28There's some cool stuff going on here.
18:30At the risk of pointing out something that's a spoiler.
18:33Yeah.
18:34I'm noticing something right now.
18:36Is it the realization that they want old people to feed the death machine?
18:40This is a little bit dipped down.
18:43There's a little bit of a sinkhole vibe right here.
18:46Ooh.
18:46Like at hell?
18:46That's the lowest elevation?
18:48Yeah.
18:49Kind of situation right here.
18:50Spoiler alert.
18:52That's the lowest point.
18:53Spoiler alert.
18:54Spoiler alert.
18:54The elevation changes.
18:55Do we know?
18:56Thatcher Street.
18:57Oh, Margaret Thatcher?
18:59Margaret Thatcher?
19:00Richard Nixon, Margaret Thatcher?
19:02Oh shit, they're kissing in hell.
19:04Oh my god.
19:06Hot.
19:06They're kissing in hell.
19:07They're kissing right there in hell.
19:08They're kissing right there in hell.
19:09They're kissing right there in hell.
19:09They're kissing right there in hell.
19:10They're kissing right there in hell.
19:11Oh my god.
19:12And Margaret's like, put some barmite on it.
19:16Who was it?
19:17The milk snatcher herself eating cottage cheese.
19:20The irony.
19:23That's a dip.
19:24That's a dip.
19:24We should look into the historical records and see how big this...
19:29Like, is there a lake that got...
19:32I think, I mean, I think it's just how it's put together.
19:34Because this part's a little higher.
19:36Do we think it's actually higher?
19:38Or do we think it's just being put together?
19:40No.
19:40This dip in Thatcher's stream.
19:41You're exactly right.
19:43This dip in Thatcher's stream.
19:44This dip in Thatcher's stream.
19:45This dip in Thatcher's stream.
19:45Something might pop open.
19:46There might be catacombs under it.
19:47Oh shit.
19:49Right.
19:49Spoiler.
19:50That's not.
19:50We're spoiling something we don't know what.
19:52Dude.
19:52You know what?
19:53If you can avoid going to zoology classes, you should maybe go to a history class.
19:57I'm not gonna go to any classes.
19:59I'm looking to hang out with one.
19:59I do love that that's your flaw.
20:00Bad child pass.
20:01It's your flaw that if you get near a snicker.
20:05Is that a buzz bar?
20:07That's why there's a dip out here.
20:09There was...
20:10Brennan was fed a bowl of nude Snickers bars.
20:14Like, four or five of them.
20:17A game game.
20:18Like, de-rappered.
20:19You better watch out.
20:22This is why he's calling you pervert.
20:23You better watch out.
20:25This is why he called you pervert, dude.
20:26No, I'm behind us 100%.
20:29I'm behind us.
20:29That's pervert.
20:30Nude?
20:31A bowl of nude bars?
20:33You asked for that, dude?
20:34Well, it was just...
20:35It was like...
20:36He asked for it.
20:36In what world does he, like, hork down three Snickers
20:40and needs more that are so ready that they're unwrapped?
20:43Like, they were...
20:45Damn.
20:45There's...
20:46Damn.
20:48Got him.
20:49Wow.
20:49That's the spoiler.
20:51There it is.
20:52I saw someone walk over.
20:53No one's gonna remember the elevation, dude.
20:55It's in a bowl.
20:55No one's gonna remember the...
20:56Full-sized Snickers.
20:58Nude.
20:59Dude, there's fuckin' got a bowl under here.
21:00I'm openin'.
21:01Freakin' wet.
21:04How many nude Snickers do you have back there?
21:06How many nude ones?
21:07Dude, fuckin'...
21:08None, dude.
21:09Oh my god!
21:11How do you do one shot a nude Snickers?
21:13Those are...
21:14They're not miniature.
21:15Oh my god.
21:15They're not miniature.
21:17Tolkien and Nixon, that's deep-throwing right there.
21:19They're not miniature, dude.
21:20They're not miniature.
21:21They're full nude.
21:21That is a full-sized...
21:22You can't die like this, bro.
21:24You gotta lock in right now.
21:26That's all for this episode of Adventure Party.
21:30Tune in next week for another...
21:31Tune in next week for another episode of whatever the fuck is happening.
21:37Brandon has a peanut allergy.
21:39Hmm?
21:40Epi blow dart.
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