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Fair City - Season 37 Episode 45 - Thu 30 April 2026
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00:20I'm going to need access to the Shields files.
00:22Why?
00:23I think there's a crossover with the Sullivan case.
00:25Really?
00:26I'm nearly certain.
00:27That would be a major coup.
00:29I'm back in the gym the next few days, so I need to move on this.
00:32Sure, OK.
00:33I'll head over to the office now.
00:35We're a solicitor's practice.
00:37We can't have anyone other than staff going through our files.
00:40Hergal, I don't want you anywhere near my workplace, OK?
00:43Text me what you want, and I'll email you a copy.
00:46OK. Relax.
00:48I can call this whole thing off, OK?
00:50And plough ahead with legal action against you.
00:55Where are you, Ty?
00:56Pleased to meet you.
00:57Take a seat.
00:57I love you.
01:03Coffee to go.
01:04Sure.
01:06Have you come to your senses?
01:09You know, it's not just JJ who's slipping.
01:11Back in the day, you would have handed him to me on a plate.
01:14Yeah, well, now I'm just a granny selling antiques to pay the rent.
01:19I meant what I said.
01:20I will put you and JJ behind bars.
01:22Don't expect a welcome party in Dorcas.
01:24There's plenty in there with long memories.
01:31Thanks.
01:33JJ keeps a clean record by distancing himself from the grunts on the ground.
01:37That's all you are to him.
01:39You want to cop on and cooperate before it's too late.
01:52What are you doing?
01:54Keeping my options open?
01:56If you even try.
01:59And what?
02:00Relax.
02:01I made a mistake helping you.
02:04I won't be making any more.
02:10She can't hang me without hanging herself.
02:17Are you sure you've got enough room there?
02:19Trying to concentrate.
02:21I hear.
02:23You said you'd have all this away in the morning.
02:25It's more complicated than I thought.
02:26Well, can you at least move some of it so I can sit down and eat?
02:29Don't touch those.
02:30I have them in order.
02:31Can you not use your laptop?
02:33I'm using both.
02:34It's actually fascinating stuff.
02:36All right, well, let's see what all the fuss is about.
02:40You wanted to seek it.
02:41Oh, so close.
02:45Oh, my far goal, I'm so sorry.
02:48I'm out of here.
02:49Look, I know that she was getting you to do this as payback for the online prank,
02:53but, like, will it kill her to let you use the desk in the smart office?
02:56Can you just stop talking and let me clean this up?
02:59I'm just saying.
03:07Hey, junior.
03:10And suddenly it's not cool for your mum to walk you to school anymore.
03:14Of course it isn't.
03:15She doesn't remember the grief we used to give your poor mother.
03:17Oh, yeah.
03:21Is that his little girlfriend?
03:22No, would you stop it?
03:23No, she's a kid from his class.
03:25What does everybody think she's like a girlfriend?
03:27Anyway, it was all about Kim last week.
03:29And then they realised that the chemistry just wasn't there.
03:32Looks like you get over that.
03:34Yeah, well, suddenly it's hormone central.
03:36Oh, you were only getting started.
03:38Stop.
03:39Oh, look, I think he's coming back.
03:40Oh, look how cute he is, isn't he, sweet?
03:42Seriously, Ola?
03:42Cut the coat.
03:44Hi, Ola.
03:45Susie's gaming after school in her house.
03:47She asked me.
03:49Her dad could drop me home.
03:50Can I go?
03:52Yes, yes, of course you can.
03:55And I'll get in touch with Susie's mum.
03:57And please, do your homework.
04:00Okay, have a great time.
04:01See ya.
04:02Oh, just like that, my services are no longer required.
04:05It's no dream, Mum.
04:06Maz taxi.
04:08What's to say about my love life, when my son has a better social life?
04:13Well, come over tonight.
04:14We can trawl through the dating websites.
04:16Oh, maybe I'll just go sell it.
04:18You kind of already have.
04:19Ah, stop.
04:20Smart.
04:22No.
04:23I should never have suggested using Ger's place as a safe house.
04:27You shouldn't let her get you.
04:29She's not the powerhouse she once was.
04:31Running her twee little antique place, paying her taxes.
04:34She's a declawed tiger.
04:38I wouldn't bet on that.
04:41Hey, do you want to give me the keys to the station?
04:43I can let that guy in to check the boiler.
04:45Oh, that's very nice of you.
04:48My mate's Anne has a spare ticket for a festival in Bristol.
04:51He's given me first shot.
04:53All donations gratefully accepted.
04:55You want me to pay you for letting in the plumber?
04:57I can set up for the day while I'm there.
04:59Down there for dancing.
05:02Keith Donegan.
05:03Yeah.
05:04You here for the job interview?
05:05Yeah.
05:06Hmm.
05:07You don't turn up 15 minutes late when you're looking for work.
05:10You can turn around, walk back out the way you came in.
05:14What's the job?
05:16I need cover for Julia.
05:18She's going on maternity leave.
05:19Again?
05:19I can do it.
05:20Come on, I need the money, like, right now.
05:22My mate's going to sell the ticket on.
05:23No.
05:24Why not?
05:25Because the last time you worked here, the place got held up.
05:28That doesn't mean it'll happen again.
05:30It doesn't matter either way.
05:31I have a young coming in half an hour for an interview.
05:34She's the daughter of a buddy of mine.
05:36I'm your partner's grandson.
05:37And she just said no.
05:38Yeah.
05:38It's non-negotiable.
05:39Go on.
05:41If he pushes it right, you just, you shut it down.
05:44Relax.
05:45You know how this works, yeah?
05:47You and me.
05:49You do what you do.
05:51But none of it spills into Minor Lorcan's world.
05:54You've already gone too far.
05:56This tiger has all her claws and she's only ready and waiting to reef anyone.
06:00It crosses that line.
06:07I used to be really into those, er, reality cruise ship shows.
06:12They're not reality.
06:13Yeah, I know, like they pump up the drama.
06:16Oh, just the opposite.
06:18It's all watered down.
06:20Things I've seen.
06:21And done, I'd say.
06:23I don't know what happens below deck.
06:26Hi.
06:27Hi.
06:28Hi.
06:28Has the health officer finished their inspection?
06:31Yeah, just about.
06:32We're looking good.
06:36Wow.
06:37A good wow or a bad wow?
06:40One of our suppliers has just offered me a pampering afternoon at the Sapien Hotel.
06:46I don't think I know it.
06:47It's amazing.
06:49I was showing it to Georgie last week on my phone.
06:52It's just opened.
06:53Is there a spa?
06:54Oh, they have private spa suites.
06:58Don't tell me you're getting one of those.
07:00Yes.
07:01It looks like the salon has won some sort of lottery.
07:04I'm so jealous.
07:06Totally.
07:07Aw.
07:08What?
07:09It's a scam.
07:10No, it's legit, but it's today.
07:13I can't go.
07:15I've two blow dries and an Obdo booked in.
07:17And we're already behind with the safety inspection.
07:21I'll cover you.
07:23You do hair.
07:26Well.
07:27I'm not for you to also soon, but I've learned the basics.
07:30On Sapphire of the Sea.
07:32Really?
07:33Floating Beauty Academy.
07:43I'm going to have to start charging you office rental.
07:46Sorry?
07:47My kitchen table.
07:48It's been turned into Fergal's desk with all the work he's been doing for you.
07:51He's using the kitchen?
07:53Yeah.
07:54Still.
07:54Some of the docs make fun reading over breakfast.
07:59Relax.
07:59I'm not serious.
08:07Right, what deal is Buckley offering you?
08:10Who says he has?
08:11Oh, come on, let's cut the crap.
08:13I'm not a rat.
08:15Okay.
08:17He says JJ's slipping.
08:19That before he got all loved up with you, he'd never have taken his eye off the ball.
08:23He's right.
08:25It's not my backyard that needs sorting.
08:29It's your own.
08:30It's your own.
08:35Are you serious?
08:37Yes.
08:37Bye-bye, Kim.
08:38Hello, Susie.
08:39Ah, he's some operator.
08:40I wonder where he gets that from.
08:42Hmm.
08:43Sorry, you couldn't resist.
08:44Much like the past.
08:45I behave now.
08:47Well, it was fun, and we did get a lovely son out of it.
08:50That we did?
08:52Hey, what are you two up to?
08:54My love life is at an all-time low.
08:56Not that I don't find you attractive, but three sons can be a bit complicated.
09:00Did she actually just say that?
09:01What are you, a nun?
09:02Apparently I am, yes.
09:03All right, ladies, I'm going to love you and leave you.
09:07See you later.
09:08Good luck.
09:08Bye.
09:10Bye.
09:11What about Con?
09:13Did you two not have a nice evening out?
09:15Last January?
09:16He hasn't exactly been knocking my door down since.
09:19You lost the power speech.
09:20I have my pride.
09:22That'll keep you warm at night.
09:24He probably thinks you're not interested.
09:27Has he said something to you?
09:28Sort of.
09:30Give him another whirl.
09:31He is good company, and, um, I've road tested him.
09:35Five stars, bedroom-wise.
09:37And yet you're not with him.
09:39Personality clash.
09:40But look at us now.
09:41We get on great.
09:42He is a catch.
09:44Go for it.
09:46See you.
09:51Hiya.
09:51Hey.
09:54Now, how about I take you out somewhere nice for lunch?
09:57Forget our troubles.
09:59My troubles, which I have in hand.
10:02Are you sure?
10:03Where's this coming from?
10:06Oh, you're smarter than that.
10:09Careful.
10:11The Lord can go out in the yard and clear the tables, will you?
10:15Thanks.
10:16What do you want?
10:18Private ward.
10:19Get lost.
10:22I just thought you might like to know
10:24the shipment intended field has been seized by customs and excise.
10:27I was going to suggest I put in a ward field
10:29dependent on you doing a deal with me, that is.
10:48Quick statement, and all this goes away.
10:51Not all of it.
10:53I can oil the wheels.
10:55Think about it.
11:01What was that about?
11:05You wanted me to buy tickets for the gar of the band.
11:07Answer me.
11:08Carol.
11:09Hello?
11:10Keep pushing.
11:11You need to be careful.
11:13Buckley's a crooked cop.
11:15And you're the Virgin Mary.
11:20You should leave this to me.
11:23You're telling me to get lost?
11:25It's my battle.
11:27And it's caused you enough problems.
11:34Is Tommy around during the afternoon this evening?
11:35Why?
11:36I'll have a bit of work I might put his way.
11:38Oh?
11:39The one on the bail is going to start viewing in a few weeks.
11:41I want to bump up the green area and look.
11:43I think he'll be interested.
11:45There might also be a match on.
11:47You have to ask him.
11:49What have you seen this evening?
11:49I could pop around and ask him.
11:51Tomorrow's better.
11:51Tommy and I are having a date night.
11:53Well, for you.
11:54I wouldn't mind a date night myself.
11:56Did you and Orlean not have a thing?
11:58We had one night out.
12:00No spark?
12:00Well, it was a fun evening.
12:02She's an attractive woman.
12:03So what's the problem?
12:05If it went awry, it could get very awkward.
12:08She's running Vino's now.
12:10I'd be bumping into her all the time.
12:11Is that the only reason?
12:13I'd prefer to keep it off my doorstep where possible.
12:16Ridiculous.
12:17Thanks.
12:21Ciara.
12:26Orla has been bemoaning her lack of a love life to me.
12:29I kind of get it.
12:30It's hard to hook up when you're not 20, you know.
12:33I don't blame her not loving online dredging.
12:35I know someone who'd be perfect for her.
12:37What do you do?
12:39Con.
12:40They're both stubborn and blunt and they have a high opinion of themselves.
12:44And they already like each other.
12:48Hi, Is.
12:49Hi.
12:50Hi.
12:53What?
12:54You and Rafferty would be great.
12:57She's your cousin.
12:58She doesn't want you to end up alone watching reruns of Last of the Summer White.
13:01Exactly.
13:02The cheeky is.
13:04Why don't I ease the way?
13:05I could have a little soiree.
13:06Me and Tommy.
13:08You and Con.
13:09Maybe ask Carol and JJ so as not to be too obvious.
13:12Yeah, or me and Mondo.
13:13Great idea.
13:14Okay, just stop.
13:14Okay?
13:15I don't need my girl gang to stage an ambush.
13:18Emma said you liked them.
13:19Yeah, I do.
13:22Actually, screw this.
13:24Hey, Carl.
13:25Hey.
13:26Would you like to go for a drink?
13:28Sure.
13:29Great.
13:30Say, the station at 8 o'clock and we'll just take it from there?
13:32Yes, ma'am.
13:33Good answer.
13:34See ya.
13:35See ya later.
13:38Well, impressive.
13:39Very.
13:40Ooh, damn, that felt good.
13:47You're spreading private business details all over your kitchen table.
13:52Who told you that?
13:53Gwen.
13:55Was she lying?
13:56What's the big deal?
13:58You really have to ask me that.
14:00Gwen is a loose cannon and Georgie is gossip central.
14:04Work in your room and keep it locked when you're not there.
14:07Come on.
14:08I was stupid to think you could handle this simple task.
14:12What do you say I hire someone professional to do the research and I hand you over to the guards?
14:17Sorry, I didn't catch that.
14:19I'll do what you say.
14:21Yeah.
14:30JJ's right.
14:32You can't trust Buckley.
14:34I don't trust anyone.
14:36Buckley is holding hundreds of euro worth of my stock in customs while I wait for it to be released.
14:43So JJ can cough up for it.
14:45Yeah, right.
14:46JJ owes me.
14:48Don't push it, JJ.
14:49Or what?
14:50He'll send some heavy around to me.
14:52That's not his style.
14:53Don't fool yourself.
14:55Take away the fancy clothes and the expensive cars.
14:58And he's nothing but a thug.
15:00Like the rest of his family.
15:01Then you know not to cross him.
15:05You're so certain about him.
15:06You do know what they call him.
15:09Houdini.
15:10Because every time the heat is on, he escapes away.
15:13And leaves everyone else to born.
15:16I don't think he'll make an exception for you.
15:24Look at you.
15:26All dressed up and eager to impress.
15:29I'm a gentleman.
15:30Oh, it's a shame.
15:31I prefer you with your rough edges.
15:33You have Tommy for that.
15:34He can do both.
15:36Oh.
15:37Best behaviour.
15:38How do you always?
15:39Hello.
15:41You look sensational.
15:44Well, enjoy your evening.
15:45And don't take any guff from his nose.
15:48Can I get you a drink?
15:50Yeah, please.
15:50Cosmo.
15:52Jan.
15:53Cosmopolitan, please.
15:54No problem.
16:00I told him not to blow it.
16:02They make a nice couple.
16:04Don't they?
16:06Is it weird for you?
16:07Like watching your ex on a D?
16:09Oh.
16:10In our case, it was ex as in expired.
16:14It was good while it lasted, but we both knew we'd reached the end of the line.
16:17That's fair.
16:19Though, I am fond of him.
16:21And I would like to see him settled.
16:24Apart from which, he's far less cranky when he has a woman in his life.
16:30I'm not joking.
16:31The Egypt stripped every tile off the wrong roof.
16:34So what'd you do?
16:34I rounded up a gang of lads from the park around the corner and paid them in booze and fags
16:38to get them back on pronto.
16:40You were such a chance there.
16:41I might exaggerate a little.
16:43How about you, though?
16:45You must have some stories from your tiny tourist expeditions.
16:47Yeah, yeah, I have plenty.
16:49Which one would you like to hear first?
16:51The American lady who thought that St. Patrick was the first president of Ireland,
16:55or the jolly German who went around to get everybody's wines?
16:58Sounds wonderful.
16:59That's one way of putting it.
17:01This is nice.
17:03You, me.
17:04Yeah.
17:06Well, I'm really sorry.
17:08It's okay.
17:10I have to take this.
17:11Yeah, no worries.
17:11I'd only be in a couple of minutes.
17:13Aw, thanks, Dan.
17:15Oh, looks lovely.
17:17Thank you for having me.
17:35All right.
17:36Good luck, Nick.
17:42Everything okay?
17:43I wouldn't be.
17:45You're not at work.
17:47Maybe I just wanted to see you.
17:50Am I not allowed to be concerned about you?
17:53You don't do concern.
17:56Things don't work out.
17:57You just walk.
18:00I know you're a rep, JJ.
18:02Well, it worked very well.
18:04Then I met you.
18:06You're my very sexy Achilles heel.
18:08For you, I'll stay no matter what.
18:13Don't keep me on the outside of anything
18:16that affects me or my family.
18:20Okay.
18:22Good.
18:31Seriously?
18:32How long is it after sitting there in our home?
18:37I'm really sorry.
18:38Work.
18:39I should just turn the thing off.
18:41Yeah, you should.
18:42Can we start again?
18:43You going to entertain me?
18:45Well, I could tell you about the time I fitted a shower for Bono.
18:47You did not.
18:48I just had a terrible time trying to find his gut.
18:50You know, he lives where the streets have no name.
18:54That's tragic.
18:55I know.
18:58You know, I actually created Imelda May's first online profile.
19:02Seriously?
19:02And she gave me a very nice tip.
19:04Oh.
19:05Do not go on a date with Egypts who tell dad jokes.
19:09Touche.
19:10I actually do have a joke.
19:14What is...
19:17It's a bit lame.
19:19What?
19:21You have a great laugh.
19:22In fact, you have a bundle of great things.
19:24Well, you're not too bad yourself.
19:28You don't have to answer that, you know.
19:30I'm sorry.
19:32It's Claire.
19:33She's in the office.
19:34She needs me to call over.
19:35Now?
19:36I'm sorry.
19:37I thought we had this sorted out earlier, you know.
19:39Do you not look happy?
19:41I gave up smiling for ignorant men a while back.
19:57Say it again?
19:58Um, no thanks, Tom.
19:59I'll get the carat machine.
20:12No, there you go.
20:13Cheers.
20:16Oh, hi.
20:17Hey.
20:17Oh, uh, do you want to join me and Georgia for a drink?
20:22Are you in trouble with it?
20:24Small touch of salon walls.
20:26Sorry.
20:27You're on your own.
20:29What did you go melting to Melanie for?
20:31Whoa.
20:31What are you talking about?
20:32The foils on the kitchen table.
20:34Well, where did she think they were?
20:36In your office in the financial district?
20:38She's threatening to go to the guards and me.
20:40Don't take that crap from her.
20:42The guards don't care about a stupid online prank.
20:45They do care about a solicitor's office forming out sensitive documents, though.
20:52It was fine.
20:55Only because I did Mrs. Mooney's blow dry for you.
20:57For which I found you.
20:58But you never did hair on that ship, did you?
21:02I did my own.
21:05You see, an opportunity.
21:06You grab it.
21:08Hi.
21:09Hi.
21:10How was your afternoon?
21:11So luxurious.
21:13Thanks for making it happen.
21:15My pleasure.
21:15Could I be super cheeky and ask for another favour?
21:20Ask away?
21:21Can you cover for me again tomorrow?
21:24There's an offer on in the hotel and I thought I'd treat myself and Pete.
21:28Oh, go for it.
21:29Now you're a star.
21:31There'd be a nice little bonus coming your way.
21:33Oh, thanks.
21:35Do you want to join us?
21:36Oh, no, thanks.
21:37I'm meeting Pete.
21:38OK.
21:41What?
21:43You're on your own.
21:45Oh, I cleaned up in tips.
21:48You ride shotgun with me.
21:50I'll give you a third.
21:51Half.
21:53Deal.
21:55But if it goes up in flames?
21:57You are when you're on.
22:01Lorcan.
22:04Give me a gin and tonic.
22:05Sure.
22:07Hey, what is she want?
22:09Gin and tonic.
22:10All right, I'll get that, OK?
22:11Go on, you can knock off.
22:12I'll get that.
22:13I don't want him next to me near.
22:15She's not interested in him.
22:17I'll fix this.
22:18I promise.
22:27Don't annoy me.
22:28Why don't you tell us your story?
22:30It goes a little something like this.
22:34JJ threatened violence to your grandchild.
22:35You feared for his life.
22:37He coerced you into hiding and stealing.
22:39Now he's threatened the same if you talk to me.
22:41And we'd be adding coercive control to his list of charges.
22:44And you'd walk away a victim of criminal abuse.
22:48And a brave woman.
22:51They'd be cheering for you in the aisles.
23:02I want my losses covered in cash.
23:05You expect him to pay?
23:06I wasn't talking to you.
23:07Excuse me, you can't park here.
23:09Hello?
23:10Excuse me.
23:12Lenny.
23:13How you good looking?
23:14What's cooking?
23:15What the hell do you think you're doing?
23:16You wanted the info out of Pry and Eyes,
23:18so I thought this was the best place.
23:20Well, you can't work from here.
23:21Oh, Claire doesn't know.
23:22But what if Ger talks?
23:23If Ger talks, and I'm Gerist,
23:27they're going to take me out before I set foot in a court.
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