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Santa Games (2022) (ENG) HD [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:01:47Good job.
00:01:48Well, guys, let's have fun today, okay?
00:01:53If you kids want to buy a picture, it's okay.
00:01:57But don't push.
00:01:57You don't have to push it down.
00:01:59Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:00Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:01What?
00:02:03What is the word?
00:02:06Fun.
00:02:07What?
00:02:07Fine.
00:02:09Fine.
00:02:12See you out there.
00:02:14I'm Santa Charles.
00:02:15Wait.
00:02:19Slow down, Santa.
00:02:21These are new.
00:02:24Are you hiding?
00:02:25Can you see me?
00:02:27Is Jesus black?
00:02:29Santa, go to the office.
00:02:30The niece wants to see you.
00:02:31She said, tell Santa Charles.
00:02:32Tell Santa Charles what?
00:02:34Santa, she wants to see you in her office.
00:02:36Shh.
00:02:37You didn't see me.
00:02:38That's not sexy.
00:02:39This is sexy, and you are hard to miss.
00:02:42That's a fat joke.
00:02:43You're a little punk.
00:02:45Mm-hmm.
00:02:45You're not a fat joke.
00:02:46I'm not the only big guy here.
00:02:47Thick is the new word.
00:02:48Yeah.
00:02:49Two Cs.
00:02:49What about Big D?
00:02:51Big Douglas over here.
00:02:53No one ever makes fun of Big Douglas.
00:02:56He's a security guard.
00:02:57He's bigger than me.
00:02:59Not my ministry.
00:03:00Mm-hmm.
00:03:01They're making fun of big people.
00:03:02We need to get together and rally around big people.
00:03:06Get us a flag, a saying.
00:03:10Yo, you're bigger than everybody.
00:03:12We're going to have to knock them out, man.
00:03:14Don't do what you need to do.
00:03:15I ain't bigger than you.
00:03:29Santa Claus!
00:03:30Whoa!
00:03:33For me?
00:03:34Yes, sir!
00:03:36Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:03:39Who's been naughty and who's been black?
00:03:42Santa!
00:03:44Hey!
00:03:46Boom!
00:03:47Who wants to talk to Santa?
00:03:50Oh, oh!
00:03:51Feliz Navidad!
00:03:52Oh, boom!
00:03:54Feliz Navidad!
00:03:54Bueno!
00:03:55Bueno!
00:03:55Hey!
00:03:57Boom, Emily!
00:03:59Let's get some music going on around here.
00:04:01Merry Christmas, everybody!
00:04:04Let's get this party started!
00:04:05Janet!
00:04:10Merry Christmas!
00:04:12Hi, Santa Child!
00:04:13Hi, Janet!
00:04:14Is this my day?
00:04:15Is this my day?
00:04:16Is this my day?
00:04:16Last year, you wanted a detective outfit with a magpie glass.
00:04:20The year before that, you wanted just friends and a unicorn.
00:04:23What do you want?
00:04:24What do you want this shit?
00:04:29I'll do my best.
00:04:30Oh, and Santa, one more thing.
00:04:32Yeah?
00:04:33Do you need Jesus?
00:04:35How about a picture with Santa?
00:04:39Say Merry Christmas!
00:04:41Merry Christmas!
00:04:43Merry Christmas!
00:04:45I want a PS5, a zero gravity laser race car, a climate quality.
00:04:50And if you can fix the ozone layer even just a little bit, that would be great.
00:04:54And also...
00:04:55How about we take this picture?
00:04:56Say Christmas presents!
00:05:08Incoming!
00:05:36I thought you'd stop by my office on one of your breaks.
00:05:39Well, technically, I'm still on break, guy.
00:05:41I heard about the incident.
00:05:47The guy was 300 pounds.
00:05:49I think he was 30.
00:05:50We don't discriminate.
00:05:52Hmm?
00:05:53Discriminate?
00:05:54I'm, you know, it's this guy.
00:05:56Why can't you be a team player?
00:05:59I am a team player.
00:06:00He's not a team player.
00:06:02Most teams protect a quarterback.
00:06:05He was a paying customer.
00:06:08Santa is his best friend.
00:06:09Santa is his hero.
00:06:10And all heroes should better sell honey to a bee.
00:06:13Heroes get the job done.
00:06:15But you know a hero is also a sandwich.
00:06:18I like mine with some relish, maybe some mayonnaise.
00:06:22You had a quota to make.
00:06:23I like it.
00:06:24You sell what?
00:06:25Hmm?
00:06:26Any idea?
00:06:28Hmm?
00:06:28Hmm?
00:06:31I don't have the paper.
00:06:33The numbers haven't came in.
00:06:34The numbers came in.
00:06:36We sold a couple hundred.
00:06:37Whoa!
00:06:38That's what I'm talking about.
00:06:40No, that's not what we're talking about.
00:06:41Whoa!
00:06:43Keep it down, the kids.
00:06:45Off top?
00:06:45Is that some kind of record number?
00:06:46No, that's a failure.
00:06:48You sold a couple hundred photos a day.
00:06:50And yet, you spend hundreds of hours with thousands of kids.
00:06:54You ask them about their lives, their lists, their favorites, but you won't ask them to take one stupid photo?
00:07:00Kids want Santa to listen to them.
00:07:03You want their tooth fairy money.
00:07:04Yes!
00:07:05Yes, yes, yes!
00:07:07I'm gonna call it again.
00:07:08Santa's bigger than the tooth fairy.
00:07:09Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:11Right!
00:07:11That's why he doesn't need any money.
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:17If I look like you, I'd have them eating out the palm of my hands.
00:07:24Is that a fat joke?
00:07:26Let me explain something to you.
00:07:28I am Santa's legacy.
00:07:31Hmm.
00:07:32Okay?
00:07:3225 years.
00:07:33Me.
00:07:34In.
00:07:35Okay?
00:07:36My daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:38His daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:40His daddy, well not his daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:43Okay, your daddy, and your daddy's daddy, and your daddy's daddy on top of that, don't pay these bills.
00:07:47Do your job.
00:07:50Well, maybe his daddy's daddy was a Santa Claus.
00:07:54Not a mall, because they didn't have malls.
00:07:56I believe in you.
00:07:58I believe in your bigness.
00:08:00Huh?
00:08:04Leave.
00:08:06You get the point, because I'm, I've been doing this a long time.
00:08:39I'm getting too old for this.
00:08:40Go ahead.
00:08:40You get the point, because I'm going to leave.
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:56Okay, I'll be taking a break.
00:09:03I'll be a little late.
00:09:10I'll be right back.
00:09:11You know you can't drown your problems in snickerdoodle and milk, right?
00:09:16Thanks for letting me stay here, aunt.
00:09:17It's only temporary, man, just until I get back on my feet.
00:09:20You know we don't mind you staying here.
00:09:23It's always a home, but we got some rules.
00:09:29First, no lips to carton.
00:09:32That's direct contact.
00:09:34Don't do that. Don't let your aunt see you do that.
00:09:37We're family.
00:09:39That means that's your milk now.
00:09:41Yeah, because this is what you use around here.
00:09:46No, it's too late.
00:09:47It's too late.
00:09:49I thought you wanted some.
00:09:51No, you wouldn't lift the carton.
00:09:53It's not in the carton no more.
00:09:56But your lips, son, your lips, huh?
00:10:01All right.
00:10:03And the cookie situation here.
00:10:10We want you to be comfortable.
00:10:13You know you can stay with me and your aunt anytime you want, okay?
00:10:18But we're going to have to ration out these cookies.
00:10:21And Carol said I could have some.
00:10:22She said, one, you don't have to eat nine at one time, son.
00:10:26You can have a cookie every once in a while.
00:10:29You'd look like Rick Ross if he liked cookies.
00:10:34There's a smile we're looking for.
00:10:35That's the guy I'm looking for right there, man.
00:10:39Listen, everything's going to be all right.
00:10:41I'm going to get you a new apartment.
00:10:42I just wish I could commit to something.
00:10:44I just can't commit to anything these days, man.
00:10:47Well, you know what?
00:10:49You should just start out by committing to this.
00:10:53A glass.
00:10:55Now that's your milk.
00:10:57Your lips have been on it.
00:10:59And that's your glass.
00:11:03Are you fooling on cookie?
00:11:08Jingle bells, jingle bells.
00:11:11Who is Charlie Wilson with my uncle?
00:11:12What do you think?
00:11:13What do you think?
00:11:14Nothing.
00:11:14Huh?
00:11:15Leave me alone, Charlie.
00:11:17I'll call Goofy and Gaffey L to come here and sock your Rick Ross looking ass.
00:11:30апontiaマ Santana beat
00:11:32Up on the hatch top, Reindeer Paws
00:11:36Up jumped the good old Santa Claus
00:11:39Down through the chimney with lots of toys
00:11:43AhÃ'll pull the little one's Christmasisions
00:11:46Oh, oh, oh, who would it go?
00:11:51Oh, oh, oh, who would it go?
00:11:54Up on the house, click, click, click
00:11:57Down through the chimney we go, same day
00:12:05First come a stockin' up little now
00:12:08Oh dear Santa, fill it well
00:12:12Give her a dolly that wraps it dry
00:12:16Big boy that'll open and shut her eyes
00:12:20Oh, oh, oh, who would it go?
00:12:24Oh, oh, oh
00:12:37Well, fellas, another day
00:12:42Rzz! Rzz!
00:13:00What happened?
00:13:04Who shot Rudolph?
00:13:10Santa Charles.
00:13:12My office.
00:13:18Let me try it over here this morning.
00:13:36Please, have a seat.
00:13:37If I told you once, I told you twice.
00:13:40I'm not going to retire until I'm in the dirt!
00:13:43You're resilient, and I appreciate that,
00:13:45but I have a business to run.
00:13:46A new, updated, modern Santa experience business.
00:13:50Your contract is up at the end of the season,
00:13:53so I'm not asking you anymore.
00:13:55I'm telling you.
00:13:56Denise.
00:13:56I've decided not to renew.
00:13:59Denise.
00:14:01Who now?
00:14:02I thought you would like retirement.
00:14:03Come on.
00:14:04No!
00:14:04Are you kidding me?
00:14:05Oh, no.
00:14:06I guess you wouldn't.
00:14:07But Patrick.
00:14:08Patrick, he comes highly recommended.
00:14:11Patrick.
00:14:21I did, but that has nothing to do with this.
00:14:24If you hired a ghost of Christmas past,
00:14:28these people would lose their minds.
00:14:30That's like playing Paul Acre at a family reunion.
00:14:34Okay.
00:14:35You can't do that.
00:14:36I don't see why.
00:14:36You need the old days.
00:14:37Well, the kids will love him.
00:14:40It's good enough, and apparently,
00:14:41he loves having his photo taken.
00:14:43And I like my Santa's amenable.
00:14:44Amenable?
00:14:45Amenable.
00:14:46Bottom line, it works.
00:14:48He works.
00:14:48It works.
00:14:49You can't listen to me.
00:14:52This has been a black Santa mall since 1948.
00:14:56My grandfather sent a little white child right here smiling,
00:15:01and people took a picture.
00:15:02Nobody said nothing.
00:15:04That's my legacy.
00:15:07That's who I am.
00:15:08Look.
00:15:08We break down barriers.
00:15:11I can appreciate that.
00:15:13I can appreciate that.
00:15:14I know this is some kind of tradition for your family.
00:15:17You've broken all kind of barriers.
00:15:18I get that.
00:15:19But I'm doing you a favor.
00:15:20What?
00:15:20This is a physically demanding job, and I can see...
00:15:24Well, say it.
00:15:26Say it.
00:15:27Say fat.
00:15:28I didn't say anything about fat.
00:15:30You were about to say fat.
00:15:31I was going to say tired.
00:15:32Say it.
00:15:32You're tired.
00:15:33Ah.
00:15:33You're tired.
00:15:34Ah.
00:15:34Have any kids of your own who have the potential?
00:15:36Look, I've made my decision.
00:15:38I'm running up the flagpole.
00:15:39It's done.
00:15:39You said tired instead of fat.
00:15:43Nobody digs your music, but you.
00:15:44You are a fat chick.
00:15:45Santa Charles, you need to write in your journal
00:15:47or take that up with your therapist.
00:15:49I'm telling you what I need.
00:15:50My bottom line is suffering because of your incompetence.
00:15:54Now, here's the deal.
00:15:55After this season, you're done.
00:16:04I see some time.
00:16:06No.
00:16:06No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:07Absolutely not.
00:16:08Listen to me.
00:16:09Hear me out.
00:16:10Let me find my own replacement.
00:16:18Groom the way you like it.
00:16:23You're funny.
00:16:24You picked the wrong profession.
00:16:25You probably should have been a comedian.
00:16:28I groom, I hand down, I teach, but it's with your rules.
00:16:40Let me go out with some dignity, and then I'll retire.
00:16:46Is that a promise?
00:16:48Yes!
00:16:49You told me Santas don't make promises.
00:16:51They do now.
00:16:54All right.
00:16:55I'll tell you what.
00:16:57You have until the end of the season to find me the best Santa for the job.
00:17:05Game on.
00:17:06Well, let's shake on it.
00:17:07Let's not shake on it.
00:17:09Let's remember this moment.
00:17:13Okay.
00:17:15You're a good friend.
00:17:16Okay, go.
00:17:18Have you ever heard of the heat miser?
00:17:20You kind of look like a...
00:17:27No, thank you.
00:17:28I'm not going to let you down.
00:17:29Got it.
00:17:30Okay?
00:17:32Overstood.
00:17:32Great.
00:17:34Great.
00:18:02Merry Christmas, Jude.
00:18:04What's wrong?
00:18:06What's wrong?
00:18:08I don't know, I don't know.
00:18:09First time in a black mall.
00:18:13I know how you feel.
00:18:16Barbecue smell.
00:18:18Greens.
00:18:20Cornbread.
00:18:23I know what you want for Christmas.
00:18:26You want to be able to do this.
00:18:32Back at you, Jude.
00:18:33What do you want this year?
00:18:36A...
00:18:37A turtle?
00:18:55You're getting too old for the sled.
00:18:57I feel it.
00:18:57I feel like, you're talkingasseney.
00:19:20ALEC.
00:19:23I don't know.
00:19:24I feel like I don't know what you feel.
00:19:24I don't know who's here.
00:19:24I feel like he doesn't know who's here to be.
00:19:25Oh.
00:19:26I feel like...
00:19:27I feel like your slash facility.
00:19:28And sites like these steal indie ideas all the time.
00:19:31Make a few changes and resell the imitations as their own.
00:19:36You're really leaving, huh?
00:19:39I'm not gonna have it.
00:19:41You're really good at this.
00:19:47I feel you.
00:19:48And I'm 100% on board.
00:19:50Give me the details.
00:19:51What's your target demo?
00:19:52Level of experience.
00:19:54Personality type.
00:19:57A little date-ish, but, you know.
00:20:00Okay.
00:20:01Do you want me to put competitive salary?
00:20:03Ooh, can grow a beard naturally.
00:20:06You know how to make aggressive?
00:20:09Be aggressive.
00:20:10Be aggressive.
00:20:11Should I set the parameters to worldwide?
00:20:17I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:20:19Okay, what else do you want?
00:20:21Video.
00:20:22Oh, I'm good at videos.
00:20:23Really?
00:20:23Mm-hmm.
00:20:26Anything else?
00:20:29What?
00:20:29Those yellow things with expressions.
00:20:34Body face.
00:20:36Emoji.
00:20:37Ah.
00:20:38We just got Black Santas last year.
00:20:42Lick.
00:20:46Lick.
00:20:46Lick.
00:20:47Lick, lick, lick.
00:20:48Lick.
00:20:49Perp.
00:20:50Perp.
00:20:51Perp.
00:20:52Ah, yes.
00:20:53Ferri, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick.
00:20:57Different era.
00:20:59Perp.
00:21:00Perp.
00:21:01Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick.
00:21:13Perp.
00:21:14Emoji.
00:21:15Perp.
00:21:21Perp.
00:21:22Sweet. I'm just reading my eyelids.
00:21:30Uh-oh.
00:21:32Somebody want something.
00:21:36Call me.
00:21:38When you get all squirrely and touchy like this,
00:21:42you want to say something.
00:21:44Or you want something.
00:21:46You alright?
00:21:48I can't figure out what to do.
00:21:51What should I do?
00:21:53You've been putting it off for a long time.
00:21:56And we both knew this day would come.
00:21:58Right?
00:22:00But I think retirement is going to be good for both of us.
00:22:04You love it?
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06Let me think about it.
00:22:07Now we get to stop putting off that trip to Edinburgh.
00:22:11Edinburgh?
00:22:12Come on, it's been years we've been talking about Edinburgh.
00:22:14Edinburgh?
00:22:14Yes, Edinburgh.
00:22:15Are you saying it right?
00:22:16I'm saying it right.
00:22:17Edinburgh.
00:22:18...E-D-I-N-S-A-N-T-A-I-N...
00:22:21Are you trying to say Eaglewood?
00:22:23No, baby, no.
00:22:23No, no.
00:22:24Edinburgh.
00:22:25Edinburgh.
00:22:25We do, baby.
00:22:26No, no, no.
00:22:27Black people.
00:22:27Yeah, we're black.
00:22:29Mm-hmm.
00:22:29We'll be there.
00:22:31Why?
00:22:32Edinburgh.
00:22:32Do something different, honey.
00:22:35Let's go to Alabama.
00:22:37But I want to see the Christmas markets, big papa.
00:22:41But that's why they have the internet.
00:22:44In person and on Christmas.
00:22:47Edinburgh?
00:22:47yes
00:22:50oh god you can't hate me because i love being santa claus
00:22:54i mean i'm doing my due diligence
00:22:56baby you've been sitting in this chair all day and all night doing your due diligence
00:23:02but look if we're not going to go to edinburgh can you do me a favor
00:23:06just go talk to clarence
00:23:11listen the boys went through a rough patch
00:23:13he don't even like christmas he's not a holiday person
00:23:18all right all right but look he needs purpose
00:23:21hmm and he just might be able to change his mind
00:23:27so there you go i knew you was helping something
00:23:30oh i'm always up to something
00:23:31big copper santa
00:23:34oh let's see
00:23:35come on now
00:23:36you tricked me again
00:23:37oh
00:23:44he's trying to give me some purpose
00:23:46talk to clarence baby
00:23:51here's your pick this room
00:23:54it's right here
00:23:56okay i'll talk to you later
00:24:03hey hunk what's up
00:24:04i know this is a dumb question but are you busy tomorrow
00:24:07no
00:24:08man i'm just trying to piece my life back together
00:24:10yeah why don't you take a break and uh
00:24:12come with me to work
00:24:14you doing my interviews
00:24:16yeah nobody wants a job
00:24:18i'll be doing this till i'm dead
00:24:20oh man uncle charles you ain't gonna die
00:24:22you gonna live forever like the real santa
00:24:25that's what i thought
00:24:27but i think you should come to work with me
00:24:28the kids will cheer you up man
00:24:30they'll enjoy it too
00:24:34okay okay i'll go whatever
00:24:36yeah take a shower
00:24:37yeah but i'm not wearing a costume
00:24:40it's not a costume
00:24:41it's a uniform
00:24:43and you're not that cool
00:24:45it's a costume
00:24:47and snickerdoodle cookies are disgusting
00:24:55ooh holy north pole
00:25:03the irs will never catch me
00:25:18it's time for more video
00:25:21hmm
00:25:35what the
00:25:38oh my god
00:25:40oh my god
00:25:42hello my love
00:25:44oh my god
00:25:46i'm vaingirl21
00:25:47thank you for logging in
00:25:48no i'm not vaingirl21
00:25:51but y'all
00:25:52my friend sent me this video earlier
00:25:54and i was cracking up
00:25:55you have to see this
00:25:56this is santa charles
00:25:57for the ultimate
00:25:58i'm so fired
00:25:59i've never heard of the evening
00:26:00how am i gonna afford my clothes
00:26:01this had me rolling
00:26:03look at him
00:26:05why is that kid doing it to him
00:26:07he started doing this crazy dance like this
00:26:09he was doing this little roll with it
00:26:11i don't know about that
00:26:12we're gonna have to like
00:26:12make it a little cuter
00:26:13ooh i like that
00:26:15not vaingirl21
00:26:17we're gonna make this
00:26:18on the hashtag
00:26:19mall santa
00:26:19hashtag
00:26:20ultimate santa challenge
00:26:21ooh
00:26:22hashtag ultimate santa challenge
00:26:23you guys wanna do it with me
00:26:24and we're gonna roll it
00:26:26and we're gonna do a little
00:26:27santa belly with it
00:26:28i'm so fired
00:26:29okay y'all
00:26:29so make sure you do the dance
00:26:31hashtag ultimate santa challenge
00:26:32and when they're picking the next
00:26:34mall santa
00:26:34we gotta show up
00:26:35oh no no no no
00:26:36oh my god
00:26:38so i'll let you guys know
00:26:39oh my gosh
00:26:39not vaingirl21
00:26:41oh god
00:26:42breathe, breathe, breathe
00:26:44seat
00:26:45oh god
00:27:06vangirl21
00:27:07oh god
00:27:35Oh my gosh, you guys, look at all of these people!
00:27:38You are logged in to Vangirl 21.
00:27:42Okay, so as you can see, guys, I'm not the only one to make it out to the mall to
00:27:46check
00:27:46out the ultimate Santa challenge.
00:27:48And you like my fakes?
00:27:49The ultimate Santa challenge is to choose the next mall Santa.
00:27:52And as you can see, there are all types of Santas here ready to select.
00:27:58But you guys, I heard the OG original Santa is ready to retire, but he's ready to tap
00:28:02on his baton to the next successor.
00:28:04However, do they look this good, and can they do this?
00:28:16Hey!
00:28:17Come on and play with me, baby!
00:28:19Come on down to the mall today!
00:28:20Hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:28:22We've been waiting for this now.
00:28:23You have no idea.
00:28:24We dream of being a Santa Claus.
00:28:26Now, I'm going to trust you to make this special juice because we've got to go.
00:28:32You can have your Santa Claus.
00:28:35Yeah, man.
00:28:37Rastafari.
00:28:38Yeah.
00:28:43Emma.
00:28:44Right?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Is there anyone that can help us out here?
00:28:46We just want to sign up for it.
00:28:47I mean, I've been here with Joseph and Charles and Kiki and Deshawn.
00:28:52Yeah.
00:28:52It's Denise.
00:28:54You must be in charge.
00:28:55It's Denise.
00:28:55Hi.
00:28:55Elizabeth will take great care of you.
00:28:57Okay?
00:28:57It's Emma.
00:28:58Why does someone keep calling me?
00:28:59Okay.
00:29:00Ms. Denise?
00:29:01Come on, guys.
00:29:02We've got to smell this.
00:29:03We've got to smell this.
00:29:03We've got to smell this.
00:29:03We've got to smell this.
00:29:04We've got to smell this.
00:29:04We've got to smell this.
00:29:04We've got to smell this.
00:29:06No.
00:29:06Santa Charles will be here soon and you guys can smell this.
00:29:08What?
00:29:10What in the...
00:29:13Orlando!
00:29:14We are planning on ramping up security for this crowd out here, right?
00:29:17I could use an extra pair of hands.
00:29:18And a barricade.
00:29:20And a small tank.
00:29:21We're not under siege.
00:29:22Not yet.
00:29:25You got pepper spray.
00:29:27Mm-hmm.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:28Good.
00:29:28Good.
00:29:28Good.
00:29:29Good.
00:29:29Use it.
00:29:29If you have to.
00:29:31But only if you have to.
00:29:33And never on the kids.
00:29:34No, no, no.
00:29:35That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:29:37Copy that, Big D.
00:29:41Don't call me that.
00:29:43Mm.
00:29:45You're right.
00:29:46Inappropriate.
00:29:46Very.
00:29:55Wow.
00:29:56How amazing.
00:29:57Terrell, why are you bumping around like some lost duck?
00:30:02The post went viral.
00:30:05Apparently, we were too aggressive.
00:30:07Too, too aggressive.
00:30:09It was picked up by AtBainGirl21.
00:30:11She has over 20 million followers on vid feed.
00:30:14Way more than...
00:30:16Diamond Dave.
00:30:17Oh, my God.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:19Yeah.
00:30:20Diamond Dave.
00:30:21Yeah.
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:23Went posting.
00:30:24People are getting sick all the time when they go viral.
00:30:29I forgot to refresh the page.
00:30:32I know.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:35We'll refresh it later.
00:30:37We'll refresh the page later and call Diamond and get the disease handled.
00:30:41I'm so fired.
00:30:43No.
00:30:44That...
00:30:45That's because you've got the people viral and the...
00:30:49People the...
00:30:50Fresh the viral page.
00:30:53What is he talking about?
00:30:55Oh.
00:30:56Going viral means basically the whole world scene.
00:31:01What?
00:31:18And before you say anything, let me explain.
00:31:21Please do.
00:31:22Be the one because I think I should be the one.
00:31:26Explain.
00:31:29Um...
00:31:30We did what you asked and we went wide.
00:31:33Uh-huh.
00:31:34Uh-huh.
00:31:35We even went viral.
00:31:37Is that why it looks like a Santa convention exploded outside of my mall?
00:31:40Maybe we went too wide.
00:31:42We can make an announcement over the intercom and send the store-bought Santa's packing.
00:31:47No.
00:31:48No, no, no, no.
00:31:49This is good.
00:31:51This is exactly what we needed.
00:31:53Hmm?
00:31:54There's a lot of Santas out there.
00:31:56We're bound to find someone we both like and can move forward with.
00:32:00Hmm.
00:32:02No.
00:32:03But those aren't real Santas.
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:05They're viral.
00:32:07He learned that word.
00:32:08They didn't refresh.
00:32:09Right?
00:32:11I'm keeping an open mind, Santa Charles.
00:32:13Are you?
00:32:15Yeah!
00:32:16I'm just saying that they're viral Santas.
00:32:19Okay, so what's the plan for the interviews?
00:32:22There's a lot of folks out there and from the looks of them, they'll be competitive.
00:32:26That sounds cut broke.
00:32:27Oh, I know.
00:32:27I know.
00:32:29Something.
00:32:30Something's in the air.
00:32:31I imagine a bunch of Santas trying to ruin each other for likes and for a chance at the coveted
00:32:36Santa mall job.
00:32:39It's definitely not covered by insurance.
00:32:41It could be a multi-day task and we could hold interviews in the parking lot.
00:32:44And I could start a sign-up sheet to get an accurate head count.
00:32:47Hey!
00:32:48Okay.
00:32:53I got it.
00:32:54What?
00:32:56Challenge.
00:32:59What did you say?
00:33:00You wanted a Santa Claus that would be what?
00:33:05A meanable.
00:33:07Yeah!
00:33:08I couldn't remember that word.
00:33:09But listen.
00:33:11We have a challenge.
00:33:14They have to be up for the par.
00:33:19They have to do things.
00:33:23Obstacle them.
00:33:25Flippity flippin'.
00:33:26Whippity whippin'.
00:33:27Scoobity whippin'.
00:33:29Whippin'.
00:33:29Whippin'.
00:33:30That's what we got.
00:33:30The amenable Santa challenge!
00:33:36Okay, so what are you thinking?
00:33:40What are you thinking?
00:33:42That's all I got.
00:34:04Ow!
00:34:07Ow!
00:34:08Ow!
00:34:08Who falls asleep in a sauna?
00:34:14What you want, man?
00:34:16How did you find a sauna?
00:34:18I found one.
00:34:21Follow me.
00:34:24Where are we going?
00:34:26Let's talk anymore walking, boy!
00:34:29You didn't find a gym, didn't you?
00:34:46What are you doing?
00:34:47Shhh!
00:34:48Man, you acting weird.
00:34:50What is this?
00:34:51Some kind of Santa experience initiation where you teach me how to dunk cookies effectively?
00:34:56Listen, I'm not supposed to do this, but I want you to be Santa Claus.
00:35:06Only problem with that is, I don't want to be Santa!
00:35:13Man, I just came to spend some time with my favorite uncle.
00:35:15Very interesting word.
00:35:17Time.
00:35:19Time.
00:35:20I'll say you spent a lot of time in prison.
00:35:24Here we go.
00:35:27Your PO is not playing.
00:35:29He's very serious.
00:35:31If you become Santa, it'll allow him to see you in a different light.
00:35:38You understand that?
00:35:40You're helping children.
00:35:41I saw how children see you.
00:35:42When they see you, their faces light up.
00:35:46There's something about this suit, won't you put it on?
00:35:50It kind of erases your past.
00:35:53It becomes something new.
00:35:55You have a purpose.
00:35:58Uncle Charles.
00:36:00No.
00:36:07You think you're the only criminal in the family, don't you?
00:36:15No.
00:36:19Show me something.
00:36:27See that?
00:36:29That's my father, your grandfather, and his father, my grandfather.
00:36:35Do you know what my grandfather did for a living?
00:36:38He was a bootlegger from Chicago.
00:36:41They called them big draws.
00:36:45Do you know what they called your grandfather?
00:36:47What?
00:36:48Poon Daddy.
00:36:50He was a con artist.
00:36:53We all had a pass.
00:36:56They put on a suit and erased their pass.
00:36:59They start giving.
00:37:01I even had my pass.
00:37:03I used to be a gymnast.
00:37:06Now that's criminal.
00:37:09Especially when you saw me in them tights.
00:37:13My point is, put on a suit.
00:37:18It gives you a purpose.
00:37:20You got it.
00:37:23Uncle Charles, I don't want to be sound.
00:37:27As a kid, this is all you ever wanted to do.
00:37:30I was eight.
00:37:33Of course I thought this was the coolest job in the world.
00:37:36You're a fat man in a red velvet suit and nobody judges you.
00:37:41But then I grew up.
00:37:43And I realized that all you do is peddle dreams and wishes to little kids.
00:37:47It's not real.
00:37:48None of this is real.
00:37:53None of this is real.
00:37:58That's what you think I'm a fat man in a red suit.
00:38:06This is real.
00:38:08You real.
00:38:09Uncle Charles, there's a thousand other guys out there that like to play dress up just like you.
00:38:14You don't need me.
00:38:16But they're not real.
00:38:18And they're not you.
00:38:19They're from Insta-take.
00:38:22Face.
00:38:24The thing with the bird.
00:38:26Insta-face, huh?
00:38:27You know what I'm saying.
00:38:29They're instant influencers, man.
00:38:33I love you.
00:38:34But you gotta understand that not everybody gets what they want for Christmas.
00:38:38You of all people should know that.
00:38:41I do.
00:38:43That's not what you get.
00:38:45That's what you give.
00:38:48Whatever, man.
00:38:49I got bigger fish to fry and bigger problems to solve.
00:38:53So I'm gonna find me something to eat and I guess I'll find my own way home.
00:38:59Now when you say you're gonna find your own way home, does that mean you gonna steal a car?
00:39:03No.
00:39:06Where'd you hit that road from?
00:39:27Hey.
00:39:28I think I'm lost.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:32And where are your parents?
00:39:37I don't know.
00:39:41They're probably worried.
00:39:43Where's your family?
00:39:44Where's your family?
00:39:51Santa Charles is your daddy?
00:39:54Uncle.
00:39:57Mom and Dad are gone.
00:39:58You are so lucky.
00:40:01I wish I had Uncle Santa.
00:40:07I guess he's not so bad.
00:40:10Gosh, there you are.
00:40:12I was so worried.
00:40:15No problem.
00:40:16Come on, let's go.
00:40:55We're live at...
00:40:56Are you Santa's ready for a challenge?
00:40:58Yeah!
00:41:00I said...
00:41:01Are you Santa's ready for a challenge?
00:41:03Yeah!
00:41:04The ultimate Santa challenge?
00:41:06Yeah!
00:41:07I'm your host, DJ Snowbiz.
00:41:10And the store is open right now.
00:41:13We also have souvenirs.
00:41:15We have hats, shot glasses, snow gloves, novelty towels, t-shirts, miniatures, and various work having to go for a
00:41:22purchase.
00:41:23Okay?
00:41:24There will be three days of Santa games, and at the end of the game we'll count our next small
00:41:29Santa.
00:41:32But, but, you don't have to take my word for it, because Santa Charles is here to let you know
00:41:36that he's been making a list, and checking it twice, and at the end of the games he will decide
00:41:41to be naughty or nuts.
00:41:48First of all, I'd like to thank you guys who loved the people of Santa games.
00:41:55This is not a job.
00:41:57Hmm?
00:41:59It's an honor!
00:42:01And a privilege.
00:42:03This is not a suit or a costume.
00:42:06It's a uniform.
00:42:08I'm proud to wear it.
00:42:10Some of you guys know this.
00:42:12Something I just don't like.
00:42:14I'm part of a legacy here.
00:42:17Three decades.
00:42:18Sitting in that chair right there.
00:42:20A grandfather.
00:42:22A father.
00:42:23But this is not about being a mall Santa.
00:42:27It's about listening and love.
00:42:31Love for the job.
00:42:34Love for the people.
00:42:35Love for the community.
00:42:38I remember you.
00:42:40Stacey Howard.
00:42:41One of the firetruck.
00:42:45Kids.
00:42:47They don't get everything they want.
00:42:50But they do get to see.
00:42:52Santa Claus.
00:42:54It looks like them.
00:42:56Hmm?
00:42:58So.
00:43:00Welcome.
00:43:01To the first annual.
00:43:04Santa Claus.
00:43:05All right.
00:43:06All right.
00:43:08All right.
00:43:22All right.
00:43:48Can I help you?
00:43:50It's not what it looks like.
00:43:51Hmm.
00:43:52Looks like you're stealing from Santa.
00:43:53Santa.
00:43:56What are you doing then?
00:43:58Borrowing from Santa.
00:44:00Without his permission.
00:44:02You lose a bet or something?
00:44:04Worse.
00:44:05I think I just found my Christmas spirit.
00:44:07In the storage closet.
00:44:09Is that where I left it?
00:44:12Oh.
00:44:13You know I never could find the hats.
00:44:16In the midst of all that other stuff.
00:44:20Let's see.
00:44:25Your uncle is going to be so blue.
00:44:27Please don't tell Uncle Charles.
00:44:30Boop.
00:44:31I want to do this on my own.
00:44:34If it's in my blood.
00:44:35My family legacy.
00:44:37Then it's meant to be.
00:44:39But if not.
00:44:41And I fail at this too.
00:44:44Then at least Uncle Charles won't have to get his hopes up.
00:44:47All right.
00:44:48I won't say a word.
00:44:49Okay?
00:44:50But.
00:44:51I do think he's going to know.
00:44:54I just have a feeling.
00:44:56He'll know.
00:45:01Can you help me with this beard?
00:45:03I thought you'd never ask.
00:45:06All right.
00:45:09Let's see.
00:45:10Oh yeah.
00:45:10First you have to take the snap off.
00:45:12Put your head down.
00:45:14Mm-hmm.
00:45:15Aww.
00:45:16Behind those ears.
00:45:19Hold on.
00:45:21Can you breathe?
00:45:23Ho, ho, ho.
00:45:26I'm so proud of you.
00:45:31Next.
00:45:42Next.
00:45:47I'm really sorry.
00:45:50Thanks.
00:45:54All right.
00:45:55First and last name, Salem.
00:46:17Tell us your name.
00:46:18My name is Stephanie.
00:46:20Wo, go on, binah, mwen.
00:46:22You know, straight from Jamaica.
00:46:23Buk, buk!
00:46:25Hi, I'm Adam.
00:46:28Hi, my name is Clu-Clyde.
00:46:33my name is Nick
00:46:36and Nick why do you want to be Santa Claus
00:46:39wait wait hold on who are you
00:46:41who are you to be asking me questions or what was
00:46:45what's happening right now we want to be Santa Claus and I'm come here and I show up
00:46:49Santa can be everywhere you know I'm here for one reason
00:46:52total world domination did it and now he's on the elf team
00:46:56oh no no no come Uncle Adam is on TV
00:46:59come fast fast fast fast
00:47:00so basically
00:47:07welcome to day one of the Santa's game
00:47:19alright and we're back with what looks like
00:47:22pampers of Santa's dirty laundry
00:47:27I wonder what we're gonna do with that
00:47:30can't hear you but if you guess wash and fold you're wrong this game is called Santa's pajamas
00:47:44when I count to three you'll race to the hampers and grab a matching pajama set we have elf gingerbread
00:47:51and snowman
00:47:53options are limited so choose wisely
00:47:58and go
00:48:06oh wow
00:48:10illegal contact there's no fighting in the North Pole we have jammies for everybody
00:48:18oh
00:48:19oh
00:48:19oh
00:48:29Uh, sure.
00:48:35Try out.
00:48:37Try out.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You don't think there's a need to try out?
00:48:41I don't think there's a need to try out when you find what it is that you're looking for
00:48:45and it's sitting in the chair.
00:48:46I am a fat man and it's hot.
00:48:50How does he do this?
00:48:52Who is he?
00:48:54Santa Charles.
00:48:55Oh, so you know Santa Charles.
00:48:57I know of him.
00:48:59What do you know of Santa Charles?
00:49:01Cool dude.
00:49:03Now it's time for the one, the only, Santa Charles!
00:49:18Good afternoon, Santas.
00:49:21Please try to separate in the most scientific ways.
00:49:25Gingerbread to the left, elves in the middle, snowmen to the right.
00:49:28The losing team will unfortunately be kicked out of the games.
00:49:32If you don't have a costume on, buh-bye.
00:49:40Oh, can I tell them Designs by Terrell?
00:49:45Designs by Terrell!
00:49:47Take a picture, it's going to last longer.
00:49:50And again, if you don't have a costume, off you go.
00:50:00Listen, you guys all did a good job.
00:50:03See you day two.
00:50:05Good night.
00:50:05Have a good night, guys.
00:50:10We'll see you back here bright and early tomorrow morning for day two.
00:50:14We'll see you back here bright and early tomorrow morning for day two.
00:50:38We'll see you back here.
00:50:41We'll see you back here.
00:50:42We'll see you back here.
00:50:43We'll see you back here.
00:50:43Look who I found roaming the halls like a lost little puppy.
00:50:47And look, he doesn't have his beard on.
00:50:49No, I'm not.
00:50:50Hi.
00:50:52Hey, I hope you don't mind.
00:50:53We couldn't decide I'm with Topping the Gets, so we just got cheese.
00:50:57Yeah, and they got a fruit punch, ginger ale, energy drinks, and water.
00:51:02Or, if you're feeling brave, I make a mean protein shake.
00:51:07I'm nicknaming Santa's ultimate challenge.
00:51:11I don't think I have any competition, but to be honest with you, there's one particular
00:51:14one on my team.
00:51:16Are they gonna hear this?
00:51:17No.
00:51:18Okay, cool.
00:51:19So, there's one particular Santa on my team.
00:51:21Nick.
00:51:22Buff Daddy.
00:51:23Big Santa.
00:51:24He's just always angry and wants to hit people.
00:51:27The Roid Ranger.
00:51:28I think that might be something in his protein shakes.
00:51:30I think you take on some of the thing.
00:51:32You just slow it down.
00:51:33It's not healthy for your man bit, you know what I'm saying?
00:51:36But then some of the other ones, you know, they all right, you know.
00:51:39Day one done.
00:51:40Yeah, you know, we started off a little rocky, you know.
00:51:42But you know what, Mike?
00:51:44We got it done.
00:51:45We edged it out.
00:51:46You know what?
00:51:47I think day two is gonna be a doozy.
00:51:49I mean, everything that went through with the PJs.
00:51:51But you two looked a little intense.
00:51:53This man.
00:51:54Are you scared?
00:51:56No, but you should be.
00:51:57Ooh.
00:51:58Ooh.
00:51:59I'm just glad I found a shirt that could hit me.
00:52:02I actually found the shirt, and you're welcome.
00:52:05Yeah.
00:52:06You know what?
00:52:07It was a little crazy.
00:52:09You guys think the rest of the challenges are gonna be like that?
00:52:12Nah man, we don't think so.
00:52:15I really just wanna say something.
00:52:17I'm just so happy to be here with all of you.
00:52:22Back home in London, you know, I don't have a lot of friends.
00:52:26You know, that sweater, many ass you white.
00:52:29Look, I'm just here to make a statement.
00:52:30And what's that?
00:52:32That women can be Santa too.
00:52:35I'm here because I wanna be the next Santa.
00:52:38The first and one and only female Santa.
00:52:43While we're at it, quiet.
00:52:44Now I know you're here to compete as well, but we all know there's something hiding underneath that Santa beer.
00:52:50Ho, ho, ho.
00:52:51I'm trying to get it.
00:52:53Santa beers.
00:52:55All right.
00:52:57Well, it's obvious that you don't wanna be here.
00:52:59I mean, me, I love Christmas.
00:53:01I love all of it, you know?
00:53:04I love Christmas.
00:53:05I love everything about Christmas.
00:53:06The decorations, trees, music.
00:53:08I even love the cold air.
00:53:10We wanna show the world that Christmas and the universal, you know?
00:53:16I just want the gig.
00:53:18Period.
00:53:21Okay.
00:53:22We already told you why I'm here, Clyde, so what's up?
00:53:25Well, I guess I just want something to believe in.
00:53:29You know, it's something I always wanted.
00:53:34Oh, Clyde, you're a serious dude.
00:53:37I tell you, that's me one.
00:53:38I'll tell you mine.
00:53:39We have one, eh?
00:53:41Oh, hey, look, everyone.
00:53:42Grab a bow.
00:53:44All right.
00:53:45Sorry.
00:53:45Everybody.
00:53:47Cheers.
00:53:48All right.
00:53:50To all of us, may our journey be worth it.
00:53:54What?
00:53:54Ha.
00:53:55All right.
00:53:56And as Team Elf, may we be indestructible.
00:54:00Yeah.
00:54:00And all those other Santas, you know, they don't know what's coming.
00:54:03We are.
00:54:04We are coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:06We're all gonna come.
00:54:06Yeah, we are, man.
00:54:08Come on.
00:54:09Let's come.
00:54:31Come on.
00:54:31What are you doing?
00:54:32You had to give me another to do some research.
00:54:34Research on what?
00:54:35To go on and look in the cookie jar and eat up all the cookies?
00:54:39Okay.
00:54:40I mean, it may look like I'm just eating the cookies, but I'm doing research for the games
00:54:45tomorrow.
00:54:46I gotta know this stuff.
00:54:47Mm-hmm.
00:54:48Okay.
00:54:48Research.
00:54:50Look, being Santa Claus is not just a job.
00:54:53It's a way of life.
00:54:55Mm-hmm.
00:54:55Okay?
00:54:56Mm-hmm.
00:54:57Look at me.
00:54:58Mm-hmm.
00:54:59I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:02Say that again.
00:55:03I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:07Forgot the A this time.
00:55:10Oh, baby.
00:55:10Please go to bed.
00:55:12Forgot the A.
00:55:13Yep.
00:55:13Right after I do this research.
00:55:16Make sure you leave plants and cookies.
00:55:23Turn the light off, baby.
00:55:26Use your clapper.
00:55:35Some crevices.
00:55:37Nooks.
00:55:42What we having, man?
00:55:44Mm.
00:55:46Yes.
00:55:47Yes.
00:55:48I bet you all nine of them reindeer get a snickerdoo.
00:55:59You're good.
00:56:00You're good.
00:56:01You're good.
00:56:03And you got your glass.
00:56:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:07Wait.
00:56:10It's my milk.
00:56:11I saw you reaching.
00:56:14Your milk is in there where you had your lips.
00:56:16Remember?
00:56:17It's the same jug, aren't you?
00:56:19Hello?
00:56:19New jug.
00:56:20My jug.
00:56:20See?
00:56:21My jug.
00:56:22I'm gonna.
00:56:23Your lips.
00:56:24Pardon me.
00:56:24Oh, I got a question for you.
00:56:26Hey!
00:56:28You got a question?
00:56:33Yeah, go ahead and ask.
00:56:35Can I have a cookie?
00:56:37Can I have a cookie?
00:56:38Oh, man.
00:56:40The fact that you asking me?
00:56:43Instead of just going in there?
00:56:45I love that, man.
00:56:47No.
00:56:49I don't want those nasty snickerdoodles anyway.
00:56:51I'm good.
00:56:51You can't have one.
00:56:53Why not chocolate chip or something?
00:56:57It's basic.
00:56:58It's a basic cookie.
00:56:59Chocolate chip is the best.
00:57:01It's a basic cookie.
00:57:03Peanut butter.
00:57:0560s.
00:57:07What's the nastiest cookie?
00:57:11Rocky roll.
00:57:12Rocky roll cookies?
00:57:14That's what I said.
00:57:16What about oatmeal raisin?
00:57:17Woo!
00:57:18Woo!
00:57:20Woo!
00:57:32Ms. Claus is here?
00:57:34Santa Charles is really walking away from it.
00:57:40Nick!
00:57:41Elf?
00:57:43I love a woman in charge.
00:57:44Of course you do.
00:57:46Can I help you?
00:57:47No, but I can help you.
00:57:48I'm not interested.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:51I guess I won't tell you that the first challenge is a Santa trivia game.
00:57:54I appreciate you for not telling me that.
00:57:58Is there anything else you don't want to tell me?
00:58:00I'd love to.
00:58:01But I can't.
00:58:03You shouldn't.
00:58:04I definitely shouldn't tell you that the second challenge is a guessing game involving Santa
00:58:08Charles' favorite cookie.
00:58:10But that's all I know.
00:58:12When I become queen of the store one day, maybe you and I should go grab lunch or something.
00:58:16Merry Christmas!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:19Do you have any kids?
00:58:21No.
00:58:22No.
00:58:23Yeah.
00:58:24See, you're not really my type.
00:58:26But, um, I do want to see you win though.
00:58:28What can I say?
00:58:29I'm a feminist.
00:58:30Oh, God.
00:58:31Gross.
00:58:32Elf.
00:58:32I love women.
00:58:33Elf.
00:58:40Elf, Elf, Elf.
00:58:42Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf.
00:58:43Elf.
00:58:43Elf, Elf, Elf.
00:58:44Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf.
00:58:44Elf, Elf, Elf.
00:58:44Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf.
00:58:45Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf.
00:58:45Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf.
00:58:45So, wants a TV over there was just telling me there's gonna be two games.
00:58:48Something about a guessing game of cookies.
00:58:51And then the other one is basically like a Santa trivia game.
00:58:54Well, Elf, we got it against cookies?
00:58:55You've got it.
00:58:57You guys are complaining, and we're only for moms.
00:59:01Yo, what's wrong with your hat, man? You look like you're leaning a bit.
00:59:04Oh, interesting. Ha! I'm like a leaning tower of pizza.
00:59:08All right. Beth?
00:59:10Yeah, man. All right.
00:59:13No mistakes.
00:59:16Mistakes are okay, as long as you remain friends.
00:59:19Hey, man, we're trying to win this thing, all right?
00:59:21Morning, Santas, and welcome back for day two.
00:59:24Are you ready for more games?
00:59:25Yeah!
00:59:29Gingerbread, elf, snowman, are you a team, Johnny?
00:59:36Now it's time for The Santa,
00:59:40a champion game hosted by one, the only, Santa Charles.
00:59:51Listen up, guys. The questions are all multiple choice.
00:59:54So you all stand a chance, okay?
00:59:57You say you want to play some.
00:59:59Oh, oh!
00:59:59Seriously?
01:00:00Yeah, man!
01:00:01Oh!
01:00:02Well, let's see.
01:00:04Questions, please.
01:00:06Be aggressive.
01:00:10First question.
01:00:13How many reindeer does Santa have?
01:00:16A8, B9, C, as many as he wants.
01:00:23Oh, oh, oh!
01:00:24A8, N8.
01:00:26A8, N9?
01:00:32A8, N9.
01:00:37A8.
01:00:38A8.
01:00:38A8, N9.
01:00:38Do you have one of the ones?
01:00:38It's three ways.
01:00:39A8, N8.
01:00:44A8.
01:00:45A8.
01:00:48A8.
01:00:49A8.
01:00:50A8.
01:00:57Where exactly was mommy when she kissed Santa?
01:01:02Underneath the mistletoe, underneath the little bowl,
01:01:07see at Ice Cube's house.
01:01:09I think it's a trick question.
01:01:13Where your mama kisses Santa?
01:01:14I think it's a trick question.
01:01:16I see this, buddy.
01:01:19Board, please.
01:01:28You all right?
01:01:32Name a country in which Santa is known as Pierre-Noir.
01:01:37Can you guys say that?
01:01:41Look at that.
01:01:43Look at you.
01:01:45A, France.
01:01:46Yes.
01:01:47B, Belgium.
01:01:48C, Watts.
01:01:51Piano.
01:01:52Piano.
01:01:52What are you doing?
01:01:53What are you doing?
01:01:54What are you doing?
01:01:54Come on.
01:01:55What is?
01:01:56Do you know?
01:01:57Borghue?
01:01:58It's not.
01:01:59It's not.
01:02:03They stupid.
01:02:05I'm sorry, Elvis, you got that wrong.
01:02:08It's actually...
01:02:09Hey, France.
01:02:11You guys just sit there and breathe, okay?
01:02:13I got some...
01:02:14Hey, it was a fun of some stuff.
01:02:16What are you doing?
01:02:16Yeah, it's all right.
01:02:17We're still...
01:02:17Bambi.
01:02:20Who had the biggest hit of a career with the song Santa Baby in 1953?
01:02:26A, or the kid.
01:02:28What's that?
01:02:28B, Prince.
01:02:31C, Beyonce.
01:02:33What the hell?
01:02:34I mean, what is the A for, though?
01:02:36B.
01:02:36Ah, answer is A.
01:02:39Hey, that's all that matters.
01:02:42We're friends.
01:02:42What black song plays all day long during Christmas?
01:02:48A.
01:02:50What group does Eddie LaVert sing with?
01:02:53You guys just sit there and breathe, okay?
01:02:55I got it.
01:02:57Listen this way.
01:02:59C.
01:03:00Elvis, you got that wrong.
01:03:02Okay?
01:03:04Ah, answer is A.
01:03:10B.
01:03:11B.
01:03:14A.
01:03:18What is Santa's favorite cookie?
01:03:22It don't matter.
01:03:24He can eat anything.
01:03:33Final tie breaking round.
01:03:37Gingerbread, you're gonna sit this one out.
01:03:39It's between the elves and the snowman.
01:03:43Okay.
01:03:45This is the question.
01:03:48First team to meet with their chalkboard wins.
01:03:51Who was the first small Santa?
01:03:54A.
01:03:55Colonel Tim.
01:03:57B.
01:03:58Colonel Jim.
01:04:00C.
01:04:00Colonel Sanders.
01:04:02D.
01:04:03Popeye.
01:04:05I know this one.
01:04:06Wait, wait.
01:04:07This is good one.
01:04:08What is Santa?
01:04:09Are you going to be the one to write?
01:04:11Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:04:15Snowman.
01:04:16He's the snowman.
01:04:17You did it.
01:04:18You did it.
01:04:19You did it.
01:04:20You did it.
01:04:21But you're wrong
01:04:26My track yeah, nice try
01:04:35What you got him
01:04:43That's gonna be you
01:04:47But you know what oh
01:04:50You got one B. Kernel
01:04:55Gingerbread and our team
01:04:58You're tied up
01:05:01Elves, gingerbread
01:05:03You're on the next round
01:05:06Great, great
01:05:20Well as far as Team Elf goes first you got you got this old I guess Asian guy his name's
01:05:32Adam
01:05:34Have you ever had a gas bubble that just you can't get rid of?
01:05:38He's all right he's probably the worst smelling person I've ever met in my entire life
01:05:42Stephanie maybe she come back to the island with me you know
01:05:45Um, he could be second place he could play the reindeer
01:05:49Fireside and candlelight
01:05:54Stephanie me
01:05:56Perhaps a little wine
01:05:59I like to romanticize about reindeer
01:06:05Huh?
01:06:07Reindeer
01:06:08And I'm not done yet
01:06:09I'm I'm I didn't finish
01:06:15Moving forward it will be every man and woman for themselves
01:06:20The next game is called
01:06:22This is a little game I call smell my finger
01:06:24Guess the cookie correctly you move on
01:06:26Guess it wrong you're done
01:06:32First up please
01:06:56You're wrong we bring in a blindfolded to up the onion
01:07:01He's very excited
01:07:07He's very excited
01:07:07Chocolate chip
01:07:08No
01:07:10Work on that
01:07:13Not right now
01:07:15Right there
01:07:16What the hell
01:07:19Like that break it down
01:07:21No this gotta be snickadito
01:07:24What'd you say it?
01:07:25Snickadoo
01:07:25Snickadicky
01:07:27Snookadooka
01:07:28Yeah
01:07:29Something like that
01:07:30He's from the south
01:07:33Behold
01:07:34Behold
01:07:34Hmph
01:07:36Change us now
01:07:37You're right
01:07:39Next
01:07:40Buff elf
01:07:42Smell my finger
01:07:44You're great
01:07:45You're great
01:07:46Wow he's great
01:07:47What comes out of rain?
01:07:50You a happy elf
01:07:53Blotty
01:07:54Blotty
01:07:54Biscuit
01:07:55That's definitely the scotty biscuit
01:07:57Oh no
01:07:59It's not a blind biscuit
01:08:01It's a cookie
01:08:03There's no tea over here
01:08:08Blotty
01:08:09Blotty
01:08:10cookie
01:08:10Take me home
01:08:11Take me home
01:08:12Team out
01:08:14No
01:08:15No
01:08:16Nah
01:08:16No
01:08:20Nerds
01:08:22Are you from San Diego
01:08:24You got boo-boo
01:08:26No
01:08:26No
01:08:29Special one for you
01:08:32That's a macaroon man
01:08:34I want one
01:08:35You're the going one
01:08:35You're the boy right
01:08:37Yeah
01:08:37I want one
01:08:39Chuckle boy
01:08:39I want one
01:08:40I want one
01:08:40One
01:08:41Twice
01:08:44Sheila E
01:08:45Sheila E L
01:08:50Oatmeal
01:08:51You're right
01:08:54It's good for your sister
01:08:55Oatmeal
01:08:56Loose
01:08:58Woo
01:08:59Now that's a big elf
01:09:01You want a hamburger
01:09:04Let me get two cookies for you
01:09:07Peanut butter
01:09:08Hold down
01:09:10Chocolate chip
01:09:11And pretzel
01:09:15That boy's good
01:09:17You good boy
01:09:19You good
01:09:23And just like that we're down to the final five
01:09:26Let's give it up for them
01:09:31Let's be on the final day everybody
01:09:37Dang Santa
01:09:38I think one of them might actually win this thing
01:09:42Good job baby
01:10:23What the fuzz candy apple
01:10:26What the fuzz candy apple
01:10:27Are you really going to leave this
01:10:30About the time she finds out how hard this job really is
01:10:33She's going to see how hard it is to be sad about us
01:10:36This is what you're going to leave us with
01:10:39Man you got me
01:10:42This is what you're going to leave us with
01:11:04Give it up for Stephanie
01:11:11Adam
01:11:16Wayne
01:11:20Nick
01:11:24Nick
01:11:24Come on
01:11:25Go for the world
01:11:26Go for the world
01:11:28And Clyde
01:11:32One of these competitors is about to become the next mall Santa
01:11:37Bugs
01:11:37Before we jump into day three
01:11:39The final day of the Santa games
01:11:41A quick word from our sponsor
01:11:43The woman who stands for my chance
01:11:44Denise Heraner everyone
01:11:51Thank you DJ Snowbiz
01:11:53Thank you DJ Snowbiz
01:11:54And I just have one thing to say
01:11:56And that is thank you
01:11:58And thank you
01:12:01No no no no no Santa Charles
01:12:05You have made this one Christmas season to remember
01:12:09Your final season
01:12:10And on behalf of myself
01:12:12Your fans
01:12:13And all of Santa's helpers
01:12:15We wanted to do something a little different
01:12:18Something meaningful
01:12:19You're going to make me slave cry
01:12:25Look at this
01:12:28They're vegan
01:12:30I am so proud of how you structured the rules of this competition
01:12:34And how you did so without bias or prejudice or flatulence
01:12:38And how you took the time for each competitor to dig in and help them find their full Santa potential
01:12:46But that level of grit and determination
01:12:49I think we can be confident
01:12:51That you're
01:12:51Thank you Denise
01:12:57Thank you
01:12:57But no need to put Santa Charles on the spot
01:12:59Let's let him enjoy his cookies in peace
01:13:02He earned them after all
01:13:04Now are we ready for the
01:13:17last Thursday
01:13:17This is two days
01:13:17This is the 2 days
01:13:18We are the 3 days
01:13:29This is the one than you
01:13:31And then we start asking
01:13:45Hotiri
01:13:45This is a film
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