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Santa Games (2022) (ENG) HD [Full Movie] [Full Story]Full EP - Full
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00:00:12www.femauchercase.com
00:00:12Let's talk an important round of pictures.
00:00:12I can find these pictures as well as it looks at 1952.
00:00:13The pictures, that are pictures of them all in and out of the picture.
00:00:17I feel like these are beautiful material that the heart of the room is great for you and then становigans.
00:01:37Mmm.
00:01:38Looks like Santa's got a sweet tooth.
00:01:41Did you pay for those peignets?
00:01:44What are you, your peignet police?
00:01:45You know I didn't get that job.
00:01:48Well, guys, let's have fun today, okay?
00:01:53If the kids want to buy a picture, it's okay.
00:01:57But don't push, you don't have to push it down the road.
00:01:59Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:00Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:03What is the word?
00:02:06Fun.
00:02:07What?
00:02:07Fun.
00:02:09Fun.
00:02:13See you out there.
00:02:14I'm Santa Charles.
00:02:15Wait.
00:02:19Slow down, Santa.
00:02:21These are new.
00:02:24Are you hiding?
00:02:25Can you see me?
00:02:27Is Jesus black?
00:02:29Santa, go to the office.
00:02:30The niece wants to see you.
00:02:31She said, tell Santa Charles.
00:02:32Tell Santa Charles what?
00:02:34Santa, she wants to see you in her office.
00:02:37You didn't see me.
00:02:38That's not sexy.
00:02:39This is sexy, and you are hard to miss.
00:02:42That's a fat joke.
00:02:43You're a little punk.
00:02:45Mm-hmm.
00:02:45You're not a fat joke.
00:02:46I'm not the only big guy here.
00:02:47Big is the new word.
00:02:48Yeah.
00:02:49Two Cs.
00:02:49What about Big D?
00:02:51Big Douglas over here.
00:02:53No one ever makes fun of Big Douglas.
00:02:56He's a security guard.
00:02:57He's bigger than me.
00:02:59Not my ministry.
00:03:00Mm-hmm.
00:03:01They're making fun of big people.
00:03:02We need to get together and rally around big people.
00:03:06Get us a flag, a saying.
00:03:10Yo, you're bigger than everybody.
00:03:12We're going to have to knock them up, man.
00:03:14Don't do what you need to do.
00:03:15I ain't bigger than you.
00:03:29Santa Claus!
00:03:30Wow!
00:03:33For me?
00:03:34Yes, sir!
00:03:35Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:03:39Who's been naughty and who's been black?
00:03:42Santa!
00:03:44Hey!
00:03:46Boom!
00:03:47Who wants to talk to Santa?
00:03:50Oh, oh!
00:03:51Feliz Navidad!
00:03:52Oh, boom!
00:03:54Feliz Navidad!
00:03:54Bueno!
00:03:55Bueno!
00:03:55Hey!
00:03:57Boom, Emily!
00:03:59Let's get some music going on around here.
00:04:01Merry Christmas, everybody!
00:04:04Let's get this party started.
00:04:05Janet!
00:04:10Merry Christmas!
00:04:12Hi, Santa Child!
00:04:13Hi, Janet!
00:04:14Is this my name?
00:04:15Is this my name?
00:04:16Last year, you wanted a detective outfit with a magpie glass.
00:04:20The year before that, you wanted just friends and a unicorn.
00:04:24What do you want this shit?
00:04:29I'll do my best.
00:04:30Oh, and Santa, one more thing.
00:04:32Yeah?
00:04:33Do you need Jesus.
00:04:35How about a picture with Santa?
00:04:39Say Merry Christmas!
00:04:41Merry Christmas!
00:04:52Merry Christmas!
00:04:53Merry Christmas!
00:05:01Merry Christmas!
00:05:05Merry Christmas!
00:05:36I thought you'd stop by my office on one of your breaks.
00:05:39Well technically I'm still on break, I...
00:05:41I heard about the incident.
00:05:47The guy was 300 pounds.
00:05:49I think he was 30.
00:05:50We don't discriminate.
00:05:53Hmm?
00:05:53Scriminate?
00:05:54You know, he's a big guy.
00:05:57Why can't you be a team player?
00:05:59I am a team player.
00:06:00He's not a team player.
00:06:02Most teams protect a quarterback.
00:06:05He was a paying customer.
00:06:08Santa is his best friend.
00:06:09Santa is his hero.
00:06:10And all heroes should better sell honey to a bee.
00:06:12Heroes get the job done.
00:06:14Did you know a hero is also a sandwich?
00:06:18I like mine with some relish.
00:06:20Maybe some mayonnaise.
00:06:22You had a quota to make.
00:06:23I like it.
00:06:24You sell what?
00:06:26Any idea?
00:06:31I don't have the paper.
00:06:33The numbers haven't came in.
00:06:34The numbers came in.
00:06:36We sold a couple hundred.
00:06:37Whoa!
00:06:38That's what I'm talking about.
00:06:40That's not what we're talking about.
00:06:41Whoa!
00:06:43Keep it down the kids.
00:06:45Is that some kind of record number?
00:06:46No.
00:06:47That's a failure.
00:06:48You sold a couple hundred photos a day.
00:06:50And yet, you spend hundreds of hours with thousands of kids.
00:06:54You ask them about their lives, their lists, their favorites.
00:06:57But you won't ask them to take one stupid photo?
00:07:00Kids want Santa to listen to them.
00:07:03You want their tooth fairy money.
00:07:04Yes!
00:07:05Yes, yes, yes!
00:07:06That's what I'm calling it.
00:07:08Santa's bigger than the tooth fairy.
00:07:09Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:12That's why he doesn't need any money.
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:17If I look like you, I'd have them eating out the palm of my hands.
00:07:24Is that a fat joke?
00:07:26Let me explain something to you.
00:07:28I am Santa's legacy.
00:07:31Okay?
00:07:3225 years.
00:07:34Me.
00:07:34In.
00:07:35Okay?
00:07:36My daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:38His daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:40His daddy.
00:07:41Well, not his.
00:07:42His daddy was a Santa Claus.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:43Your daddy and your daddy's daddy and your daddy's daddy on top of that.
00:07:46Don't pay these bills.
00:07:47Do your job.
00:07:50Well, maybe his daddy's daddy was a Santa.
00:07:54Well, not a mall.
00:07:55Because they didn't have malls.
00:07:56I believe in you.
00:07:58I believe in your bigness.
00:08:00Huh?
00:08:04Leave.
00:08:05You get the point.
00:08:06Because I'm.
00:08:07I've been doing this a long time.
00:08:12Ah.
00:08:14Oh my God.
00:08:19Ah.
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00:09:11You know you can't drown your problems in snickerdoodle and milk, right?
00:09:16Thanks for letting me stay here, huh?
00:09:18It's only temporary, man, just until I get back on my feet.
00:09:20You know we don't mind you staying here.
00:09:23It's always a home, but we got some rules.
00:09:29First, no lips to carton.
00:09:32That's direct contact.
00:09:34Don't do that. Don't let your aunt see you do that.
00:09:37We found them.
00:09:39That means that's your milk now.
00:09:42Yeah, because this is what you use around here.
00:09:46No, it's too late. It's too late.
00:09:49I thought you wanted some.
00:09:51No, you wouldn't mix the carton.
00:09:53It's not in the carton no more.
00:09:56But your lips, son, your lips, huh?
00:10:01All right.
00:10:03And the cookie situation here.
00:10:10We want you to be comfortable.
00:10:12You know you can stay with me and your aunt anytime you want, okay?
00:10:18But we're going to have to ration out these cookies.
00:10:21And Carol said I could have some.
00:10:22She said, one, you don't have to eat nine at one time, son.
00:10:26You can have a cookie every once in a while.
00:10:29You'd look like Rick Ross if he liked cookies.
00:10:34There's a smile we're looking for.
00:10:35That's the guy I'm looking for right there, man.
00:10:39Listen, everything's going to be all right.
00:10:40I'm going to get you a new apartment.
00:10:42I just wish I could commit to something.
00:10:44I just can't commit to anything these days, man.
00:10:47Well, you know what?
00:10:49You should just start out by committing to this.
00:10:53A glass.
00:10:55Now that's your milk.
00:10:57Your lips have been on it.
00:10:59And that's your glass.
00:11:03Are you fooling my cookie?
00:11:08Jingle bells, jingle bells.
00:11:11Who is Charlie Wilson with my uncle?
00:11:12What do you say?
00:11:13What do you say?
00:11:14Nothing.
00:11:14Huh?
00:11:15Leave me alone, Charlie.
00:11:17I'll call Goofy and Gaffy Elf
00:11:19and come here and sock your Rick Ross looking ass.
00:11:30I'll call Goofy and Gaffy Elf
00:11:32Up on the house top with reindeer paws
00:11:35I'll jump the good old Santa Claus
00:11:39Down through the chimney with lots of toys
00:11:43I'll pull the little one's Christmas jewels
00:11:46Hell, hell, hell, who would it go?
00:11:51Hell, hell, hell, who would it go?
00:11:54Up on the house top, click, click, click
00:11:57Down through the chimney with girls
00:12:00The same day
00:12:05First come the stockin' up little now
00:12:08Oh dear Santa, fill it well
00:12:12Give her for Dolly the raps and fries
00:12:16On that loafing and shot of rice
00:12:20Ho, ho, ho, who would it go?
00:12:24Ho, ho, ho, ho
00:12:37Well, fellas, another day
00:12:43Ah, ah
00:13:00What happened?
00:13:04Who shot Rudolph?
00:13:10Santa Charles
00:13:12My office
00:13:18Let me cycle here good morning
00:13:36Please have a seat
00:13:37If I told you once, I told you twice
00:13:39I'm not gonna retire till I'm in the dirt
00:13:43You're resilient and I appreciate that
00:13:45But I have a business to run
00:13:46A new, updated, modern Santa experience business
00:13:50Your contract is up at the end of the season
00:13:53So I'm not asking you anymore, I'm telling you
00:13:55Denise
00:13:56I've decided not to renew
00:13:59Denise
00:14:01Who now?
00:14:02I thought you would like retirement
00:14:03Come on, no, are you kidding me?
00:14:06Oh no, I guess you wouldn't
00:14:07But Patrick
00:14:08Patrick
00:14:09He comes highly recommended
00:14:11Patrick
00:14:11Mm-hmm
00:14:13A white Santa
00:14:15In a black mall
00:14:16Are you, it would be chaos around here
00:14:18It would be
00:14:20Did you see the right to King Ryan?
00:14:22I did, but that has nothing to do with this
00:14:24He is
00:14:24If you hired a ghost of Christmas past
00:14:27Big people would lose their minds
00:14:30That's like playing Paul Anka at a family reunion
00:14:34Okay
00:14:34You can't do that
00:14:36I don't see why
00:14:37You need the old kids
00:14:37Well, the kids will love him
00:14:39It's good enough
00:14:40And apparently he loves having his photo taken
00:14:42And I like my Santa's amenable
00:14:44Amenable
00:14:45Amenable
00:14:46Bottom line, it works
00:14:48He works
00:14:48It works
00:14:49You can't listen to me
00:14:52This has been a black Santa mall since 1948
00:14:55My grandfather set a little white child right here
00:15:00Smiling and people took a picture
00:15:02Nobody said nothing
00:15:04That's my legacy
00:15:06That's who I am
00:15:08Okay
00:15:08We break down barriers
00:15:10Okay
00:15:11I can appreciate that
00:15:12I can appreciate that
00:15:14I know
00:15:14This is some kind of tradition for your family
00:15:17You've broken all kind of barriers
00:15:18I get that
00:15:19But I'm doing you a favor
00:15:20What?
00:15:20This is a physically demanding job
00:15:22And I can see
00:15:23Well, say it
00:15:25Say it
00:15:26Say it
00:15:27Say it
00:15:28I didn't say anything about fat
00:15:30You were about to say fat
00:15:31I was gonna say tired
00:15:32Say it
00:15:32You're tired
00:15:33You're tired
00:15:34Have any kids of your own
00:15:36Who has the potential
00:15:36Look, I've made my decision
00:15:37I'm running up the flagpole
00:15:39It's done
00:15:39You said tired
00:15:41Instead of fat
00:15:43Nobody digs your music but you
00:15:44You are effective
00:15:45Santa Charles
00:15:46You need to write in your journal
00:15:47Or take that up with your therapist
00:15:48I'm telling you what I need
00:15:50My bottom line is suffering
00:15:51Because of your incompetence
00:15:53Now here's the deal
00:15:55After this season
00:15:56You're done
00:16:01I get it
00:16:04I see some time
00:16:05No
00:16:06No no no no no
00:16:07Absolutely not
00:16:08No no no no no no
00:16:08No no no no no no no no no no listen to me hear me out
00:16:10Let me find my own replacement
00:16:18Groom the way you like it
00:16:21Oh, you're funny you picked the wrong profession. You probably should have been a comedian. I
00:16:29groom, I hand down, I teach, but it's with your rules. Let me go out with some dignity
00:16:43and then I'll retire. Is that a promise? Yes! You told me Santa's don't make promises.
00:16:51They do now. All right. I'll tell you what. You have until the end of the season to find me
00:17:00the best Santa for the job.
00:17:05Game on. Well, let's shake on it. Let's not shake on it. Let's remember this moment.
00:17:13Okay. You're a good friend. Okay, go. Have you ever heard of the Heat Miser?
00:17:20You kind of look like a dog. Thank you. Thank you. No, thank you. Thank you. I'm not going to
00:17:29let you down.
00:17:29Got it. Okay. Overstood. Great.
00:17:40Hey, the name is Orlando. And next time you're in this mall, just ask for me. Baby, you'll never wait
00:17:47in line again.
00:17:49I'm telling my dad. I'm telling my dad, too.
00:17:55Kids. Right.
00:18:02Merry Christmas, Jude. What's wrong? What's wrong? I don't know, Ma. First time in a black mall. I know how
00:18:14you feel.
00:18:16Barbecue smell. Grease. Cornbread. I know what you want for Christmas. You want to be able to do this.
00:18:32Back at you, Jude. What do you want this year?
00:18:36A turtle. You're getting too old for the sled.
00:18:57You're getting too old for the sled. I'm getting too old for the sled. I'm getting too old for the
00:19:24sled.
00:19:26This is my design. Sites like these steal indie ideas all the time. Make a few changes and resell the
00:19:33imitations as their own.
00:19:36You're really leaving, huh?
00:19:39No, I'm not going to help it. You're really good at this.
00:19:47I feel you. And I'm 100% on board. Give me the details. What's your target demo? Level of experience?
00:19:54Personality type?
00:19:57A little Danish, but, you know. Okay. Do you want me to put competitive salary? Ooh. Can grow a beard
00:20:05naturally.
00:20:05You know how I meant aggressive? B. Aggressive. B. E. Aggressive.
00:20:11Should I set the parameters to worldwide?
00:20:17I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:20:19Okay, what else do you want?
00:20:21Video. Oh, I'm good at videos.
00:20:23Really? Mm-hmm.
00:20:27Anything else?
00:20:28What?
00:20:30Those yellow things with expressions.
00:20:34Body face.
00:20:36Emoji.
00:20:38We just got Black Santas last year.
00:20:42Lick.
00:20:46Lick.
00:20:47Lick.
00:20:47Lick.
00:20:48Period.
00:20:49Purr.
00:20:50Purr.
00:20:51Purr.
00:20:52Ah, yes.
00:20:54Knock, knock.
00:20:56Unchained.
00:20:56No more.
00:20:57Different era.
00:20:59Purr.
00:21:18Charles.
00:21:20Mmm.
00:21:22Isn't that sweet?
00:21:24I'm just reading my eyelids.
00:21:26Right.
00:21:27Mmm.
00:21:29Mmm.
00:21:29Mmm.
00:21:30Uh-oh.
00:21:32Mmm.
00:21:32Somebody want something.
00:21:35Mmm.
00:21:36Mmm.
00:21:36Call me.
00:21:38When you get all squirrely and touchy like this, you want to say something.
00:21:44Or you want something.
00:21:46Mmm.
00:21:47You alright?
00:21:48I can't figure out what to do.
00:21:51What should I do?
00:21:53You've been putting it off for a long time.
00:21:56And we both knew this day would come.
00:21:59Right?
00:21:59Mmm-hmm.
00:22:00But I think retirement is going to be good for both of us.
00:22:04Right.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06Yeah.
00:22:06Let me think about it.
00:22:07Now, we get to stop putting off that trip to Edinburgh.
00:22:11Edinburgh.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:12It's been years we've been talking about Edinburgh.
00:22:14Edinburgh?
00:22:14Yes, Edinburgh.
00:22:15Are you saying it right?
00:22:16I'm saying it right.
00:22:17Edinburgh.
00:22:18Edinburgh.
00:22:18E-D-I-N-S-A-N-T-A-I-N-S.
00:22:21Are you trying to say Eaglewood?
00:22:23No, baby, no.
00:22:23No, of course not.
00:22:25Edinburgh.
00:22:25We do, baby.
00:22:26No, no, no.
00:22:27Black people.
00:22:27Yeah, we're black.
00:22:29Mm-hmm.
00:22:29We'll be there.
00:22:31Black Edinburgh.
00:22:32Do something different, honey.
00:22:35Let's go to Alabama.
00:22:37But I want to see the Christmas markets, big papa.
00:22:41But that's why they have the internet.
00:22:44In person and on Christmas.
00:22:47Edinburgh?
00:22:48Yes.
00:22:50Oh, God.
00:22:51You can't hate me because I love being Santa Claus.
00:22:54I mean, I'm doing my due diligence.
00:22:56Baby, you've been sitting in this chair all day and all night doing your due diligence.
00:23:02But look, if we're not going to go to Edinburgh, can you do me a favor?
00:23:05Hmm?
00:23:06Just go talk to Clarence.
00:23:09Hmm?
00:23:10Listen, the boys went through a rough patch.
00:23:14He don't even like Christmas.
00:23:16He's not a holiday person.
00:23:18Yeah.
00:23:19All right.
00:23:19But look.
00:23:20He needs purpose.
00:23:22Hmm?
00:23:24And he just might be able to change his mind.
00:23:27See, there you go.
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:28I know you were helping Santa.
00:23:30Oh, I'm always up to something.
00:23:32But you do.
00:23:32Big papa Santa.
00:23:34Oh, let's see.
00:23:36Come on now.
00:23:36Come on now.
00:23:36You're gonna trick me again.
00:23:38I know.
00:23:39I know.
00:23:41I know.
00:23:42I know.
00:23:43I know.
00:23:43I know.
00:23:44He's gonna give me some purpose.
00:23:46We'll talk to Clarence, baby.
00:23:49Hmm.
00:23:52Here's your face.
00:23:53This room is right here.
00:23:56Okay, I'll talk to you later.
00:24:03Hey, huh, what's up?
00:24:04I know this is a dumb question, but are you busy tomorrow?
00:24:07No.
00:24:08Man, just trying to piece my life back together.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:11Why don't you take a break and then come with me to work.
00:24:14You doing my interviews?
00:24:16Yeah, nobody wants a job.
00:24:18I'll be doing this until I'm dead.
00:24:20Oh, man, Uncle Charles, you ain't gonna die.
00:24:22You gonna live forever like the real son of a...
00:24:25That's what I thought.
00:24:27But I think you should come to work with me.
00:24:28The kids will cheer you up, man.
00:24:30They'll enjoy it, too.
00:24:34Okay, okay, I'll go, whatever.
00:24:36Take a shower.
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:38But I'm not wearing a costume.
00:24:40It's not a costume.
00:24:41It's a uniform.
00:24:43Ain't not that cool.
00:24:45It's a costume.
00:24:47Snickerdoodle cookies are disgusting.
00:24:55Ooh, holy North Pole.
00:25:03The IRS will never catch me.
00:25:18It's time for more video.
00:25:36What the?
00:25:39Oh, my God.
00:25:41Oh, my God.
00:25:42Hello, my love.
00:25:44Oh, my gosh.
00:25:45Oh, my gosh.
00:25:46I'm vaingirl21.
00:25:47Thank you for logging in.
00:25:49No, I'm not vaingirl21.
00:25:51I'm all vaingirls, but y'all.
00:25:52My friend sent me this video earlier,
00:25:54and I was cracking up.
00:25:55You have to see this.
00:25:56This is Santa Charles for the ultimate...
00:25:58I'm so fired.
00:25:59I've never heard of the evening.
00:26:00How am I gonna afford my clothes?
00:26:01This had me rolling.
00:26:03Look at him.
00:26:05Why is I keep doing it to him?
00:26:07He started doing this crazy dance like this.
00:26:09He was doing this little roll with it.
00:26:11I don't know about that.
00:26:12We're gonna have to, like, make it a little cuter.
00:26:13Ooh, I like that.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:15I'm vaingirl21.
00:26:17We're gonna make this in this on the hashtag mall Santa,
00:26:20hashtag welcome to Santa's talents.
00:26:21Ooh, hashtag welcome to Santa's talents.
00:26:23You guys wanna do it with me?
00:26:25And we gonna roll it.
00:26:26And we gonna do a little Santa belly with it.
00:26:28I'm so fired.
00:26:29Okay, y'all, so make sure you do the dance.
00:26:31Hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:26:33And when they're picking the next mall Santa,
00:26:34we gotta show up.
00:26:35Does anyone wanna do a meetup with you?
00:26:37Oh, my God.
00:26:37Okay, thanks.
00:26:38So I'll let you guys know.
00:26:39Oh, my gosh.
00:26:39Not vaingirl21?
00:26:41Oh, God.
00:26:43Breathe, Terrell.
00:26:46Woosah.
00:26:57Okay, love it, we're gonna do a take on my back.
00:27:00Let's go.
00:27:06We gotta end up long.
00:27:07Can you go 21?
00:27:07Bye-bye.
00:27:35Oh my gosh, look at all of us.
00:27:38Oh my gosh, look at all of these people.
00:27:39You are logged in to Vangirl 21.
00:27:42Okay, so as you can see guys, I'm not the only one to make it out to the mall to
00:27:46check out the ultimate Santa challenge.
00:27:48And you like my fakes?
00:27:49The ultimate Santa challenge is to choose the next mall Santa.
00:27:52And as you can see, there are all types of Santas here ready to slay.
00:27:57But you guys, I heard the OG original Santa is ready to retire.
00:28:01But he's ready to tap on his baton to the next successor.
00:28:04However, do they look this good? And can they do this?
00:28:16Hey, come on and play with me baby. Come on down to the mall today.
00:28:20Hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:28:21I've been waiting for this now. You have no idea. I dream of being a Santa Claus.
00:28:26Now, I'm going to trust you to make this special juice because I've got to go.
00:28:32You can have your Santa Claus.
00:28:35You're my Rastafari.
00:28:43Emma, right?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Is there anyone that can help us out here?
00:28:46We just want to sign up.
00:28:47I mean, I've been here with Joseph and Charles and Kiki and Deshawn.
00:28:52Yeah.
00:28:52You must be in charge. It's Denise.
00:28:55Elizabeth will take great care of you.
00:28:57Okay?
00:28:57It's Emma. Why does someone keep calling me?
00:28:59Okay.
00:29:00Ms. Denise?
00:29:01Come on, guys.
00:29:02Everybody, can you just stay back?
00:29:03We've got to sign right there.
00:29:04Just sign right there.
00:29:05Just sign right there.
00:29:06No, Santa Charles will be here soon and you guys can...
00:29:10What in the...
00:29:13Orlando!
00:29:14We are planning on ramping up security for this crowd out here, right?
00:29:17I could use an extra pair of hands.
00:29:18And a barricade.
00:29:20And a small tank.
00:29:21We're not under siege.
00:29:22Not yet.
00:29:25You got pepper spray.
00:29:27Mm-hmm.
00:29:28Okay.
00:29:28Good. Good. Good.
00:29:29Use it.
00:29:29If you have to.
00:29:31But only if you have to.
00:29:33And never on the kids.
00:29:34No, no, no.
00:29:35That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:29:37Copy that, Big D.
00:29:41Don't call me that.
00:29:45You're right.
00:29:46Inappropriate.
00:29:46Very.
00:29:53Happy New Year.
00:29:55Wow.
00:29:56How amazing.
00:29:58Trill, why are you...
00:29:59Wamping around like some lost duck?
00:30:02Ah.
00:30:03The post went viral.
00:30:05Apparently we were too aggressive.
00:30:07Too, too aggressive.
00:30:09It was picked up by atveingirl21.
00:30:12She has over 20 million followers on vid feed.
00:30:14Way more than...
00:30:16Diamond Days.
00:30:16Oh, my God.
00:30:19Yeah.
00:30:20Diamond Days.
00:30:21Yeah.
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:23I went posting.
00:30:24People are getting sick all the time when they go viral.
00:30:29I forgot to refresh the page.
00:30:32I know.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:35We'll refresh it later.
00:30:37We'll refresh the page later and call Diamond and get the disease handled.
00:30:42I'm so fired.
00:30:43No.
00:30:44That...
00:30:45That's because you got the people viral and the...
00:30:49The people that...
00:30:50Fresh the viral page.
00:30:53What is he talking about?
00:30:55Oh.
00:30:56Going viral means basically the whole world see.
00:31:01What?
00:31:18And before you say anything, let me explain, okay?
00:31:21Please do.
00:31:22Be the one because I think I should be the one.
00:31:26Explain.
00:31:29Um...
00:31:30We did what you asked and we went wild.
00:31:33Uh huh.
00:31:34Uh huh.
00:31:35We even went viral.
00:31:37Is that why it looks like a SANA convention exploded outside of my mall?
00:31:40Maybe we went too wide.
00:31:42We can make an announcement over the intercom
00:31:44and send the store-bought Santa's packing.
00:31:47No. No, no, no, no.
00:31:49This is good.
00:31:50This is exactly what we needed.
00:31:53Hmm?
00:31:54There's a lot of Santas out there.
00:31:56We're bound to find someone we both like
00:31:58and can move forward with.
00:32:01Hmm...
00:32:02No?
00:32:03But those aren't real Santas.
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06They're viral.
00:32:07He learned that way.
00:32:08They didn't refresh, right?
00:32:11I'm keeping an open mind, Santa Charles.
00:32:13Are you?
00:32:15Yeah!
00:32:16But I'm just saying that they're viral Santas.
00:32:19Okay, so what's the plan for the interviews?
00:32:22There's a lot of folks out there,
00:32:24and from the looks of them, they'll be competitive.
00:32:26That sounds cut-broke.
00:32:27Oh, I know. I know.
00:32:29Something... something's in the air.
00:32:31I imagine a bunch of Santas trying to ruin each other for likes
00:32:35and for a chance at the coveted Santa mall job.
00:32:39It's definitely not covered by insurance.
00:32:41It could be a multi-day task,
00:32:42and we could hold interviews in the parking lot.
00:32:44And I could start a sign-up sheet to get an accurate head count.
00:32:47Hey!
00:32:48Okay?
00:32:53I got it.
00:32:54What?
00:32:59What did you say?
00:33:00You wanted a Santa Claus that would be what?
00:33:06Um...
00:33:06Amenable.
00:33:07Yeah!
00:33:08I couldn't remember that word.
00:33:09But listen.
00:33:11We have a challenge.
00:33:14They have to be up for the park!
00:33:19They have to...
00:33:22do things!
00:33:23obstacle them, flippity-flipping, wippity-whipping,
00:33:27scoobity-whipping, wiboo!
00:33:30That's what we call the amenable Santa Challenge!
00:33:36Okay, so...
00:33:38So what are you thinking?
00:33:40What are you thinking?
00:33:42That's all I got.
00:34:04Ow!
00:34:07Ow!
00:34:08Ow!
00:34:08Who falls asleep in a sauna?
00:34:14What you want, man?
00:34:16How do you find a sauna?
00:34:18I found one.
00:34:21Follow me.
00:34:24Where are we going?
00:34:26Let's talk anymore walking, boy!
00:34:29You didn't find a gym, didn't you?
00:34:46What are you doing?
00:34:47Shh!
00:34:48Man, you're acting weird.
00:34:50It's not right.
00:34:50What is this?
00:34:51Some kind of Santa experience initiation where you teach me how to dunk cookies effectively?
00:34:56Listen.
00:34:56I'm not supposed to do this.
00:34:59I'm not supposed to do this.
00:35:00But I want you to be Santa Claus.
00:35:06Only problem with that is...
00:35:09I don't want to be Santa!
00:35:13Man, I just came to spend some time with my favorite uncle.
00:35:15Very interesting words.
00:35:18Time.
00:35:20I'll say you spend a lot of time in prison.
00:35:24Here we go.
00:35:27Your PO is not playing.
00:35:29He's very serious.
00:35:31If you become Santa, it'll allow him to see you in a different light.
00:35:38You understand that?
00:35:39You're helping children.
00:35:41I saw how children see you.
00:35:42When they see you, their faces light up.
00:35:46There's something about this suit, once you put it on, it kind of erases your past.
00:35:52You become something new.
00:35:55You have a purpose.
00:35:58Uncle Charles.
00:36:00No!
00:36:08You think he's the only criminal in the family, don't you?
00:36:15No.
00:36:16No.
00:36:19Let me show you something.
00:36:27See that?
00:36:29That's my father, your grandfather.
00:36:32And his father, my grandfather.
00:36:35Do you know what my grandfather did for a living?
00:36:38He was a bootlegger from Chicago.
00:36:41They called them big draws.
00:36:45Do you know what they called your grandfather?
00:36:47What?
00:36:48Poon Daddy.
00:36:50He was a con artist.
00:36:53We all had a pass.
00:36:56They put on a suit, and it erased their pass.
00:36:59They started giving.
00:37:01I even had my pass.
00:37:04I used to be a gymnast.
00:37:06Now that's criminal.
00:37:09Especially when you saw me in them tights.
00:37:13My point is, put on a suit.
00:37:18It gives you a purpose.
00:37:21You got it.
00:37:23Uncle Charles, I don't want to be sound.
00:37:27As a kid, this is all you ever wanted to do.
00:37:30I was eight.
00:37:33Of course I thought this was the coolest job in the world.
00:37:36You're a fat man in a red velvet suit, and nobody judges you.
00:37:41But then I grew up.
00:37:43And I realized that all you do is peddle dreams and wishes to little kids.
00:37:47It's not real.
00:37:49None of this is real.
00:37:58That's what you think I'm a fat man in a red suit.
00:38:06This is real.
00:38:08You real.
00:38:09Uncle Charles, there's a thousand other guys out there that like to play dress up just like you.
00:38:14You don't need me.
00:38:16But they're not real.
00:38:18And they're not you.
00:38:19They're from Insta-take.
00:38:22Face.
00:38:24The thing with the bird.
00:38:26Insta-face, huh?
00:38:27You know what I'm saying.
00:38:29They're Insta-influencers, man.
00:38:33I love you.
00:38:34But you gotta understand that not everybody gets what they want for Christmas.
00:38:38You of all people should know that.
00:38:41I do.
00:38:43That's not what you get.
00:38:45It's what you give.
00:38:48Whatever, man.
00:38:50I got bigger fish to fry and bigger problems to solve.
00:38:53So I'm gonna find me something to eat and I guess I'll find my own way home.
00:38:59When you say you're gonna find your own way home, does that mean you're gonna steal a car?
00:39:03No.
00:39:06Where'd you get that road from?
00:39:27Hey.
00:39:28I think I'm lost.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:33And where are your parents?
00:39:37I don't know.
00:39:41They're probably worried.
00:39:43Where's your family?
00:39:50Santa Charles?
00:39:52Is your daddy?
00:39:54Uncle.
00:39:56Mom and Dad are gone.
00:39:58You are so lucky.
00:40:01I wish I had an Uncle Santa.
00:40:07I guess he's not so bad.
00:40:10Gosh, there you are.
00:40:12I was so worried.
00:40:15No problem.
00:40:16Come on, let's go.
00:40:55We're live at...
00:40:56Are you Santa's ready for a challenge?
00:40:58Yeah!
00:41:04The ultimate Santa challenge?
00:41:06Yeah!
00:41:07I'm your host, DJ Snow Biz, and this store is your place now.
00:41:13We also have souvenirs.
00:41:15We have hats, shop glasses, snow gloves, novelty towels, t-shirts, miniatures, and various work
00:41:24There will be three days of Santa games, and at the end of the games we'll count our next small
00:41:29Santa.
00:41:31But, but, you don't have to take my word for it, because Santa Charles is here to let you know
00:41:36that he's been making a list and checking it twice.
00:41:39And at the end of the games he will decide to be naughty or nuts.
00:41:55This is not a job. It's an honor and a privilege. This is not a suit or a costume. It's
00:42:07a uniform. I'm proud to wear it.
00:42:10Some of you guys know this. Some of you guys don't. I'm part of a legacy here. Three decades. Sitting
00:42:19in that chair right there.
00:42:20A grandfather. A father. But this is not about being a mall Santa. It's about listening and love.
00:42:31Love for the job. Love for the people. Love for the community.
00:42:38I remember you. Stacy Howard. One of the firetrop. Kids. They don't get everything they want.
00:42:50But they do get to see Santa Claus. It looks like them. Hmm?
00:42:58So, welcome to the first annual Santa Claus.
00:43:05All right. Come on.
00:43:08Come on.
00:43:10Come on.
00:43:47Can I help you?
00:43:50It's not what it looks like.
00:43:51Mmm, looks like you're stealing from Santa.
00:43:56What are you doing then?
00:43:58Borrowing from Santa.
00:44:00Without his permission.
00:44:02You lose a bed or something?
00:44:04Worse.
00:44:05I think I just found my Christmas spirit.
00:44:07In a storage closet?
00:44:08Is that where I left it?
00:44:12Oh, you know I never could find the hats in the midst of all that other stuff.
00:44:20Let's see.
00:44:24Your uncle is going to be so blue.
00:44:27Please don't tell Uncle Charles.
00:44:31I want to do this on my own.
00:44:33If it's in my blood, my family legacy, then it's meant to be.
00:44:39But if not, and I fail at this too, then at least Uncle Charles won't have to get his hopes
00:44:45up.
00:44:47Alright, I won't say a word, okay?
00:44:51But I do think he's going to know.
00:44:53I just have a feeling.
00:44:56He'll know.
00:45:01Can you help me with this beer?
00:45:03I thought you'd never ask.
00:45:07Alright.
00:45:09Let's see.
00:45:10Oh, yeah.
00:45:10First you have to take the snap off.
00:45:12Put your head down.
00:45:14Mm-hmm.
00:45:15Aw.
00:45:16Behind those ears.
00:45:19Hold on.
00:45:21Can you breathe?
00:45:25I'm so proud of you.
00:45:30Next.
00:45:42Next.
00:45:54All right, first and last name, Salem.
00:46:00.
00:46:02.
00:46:03.
00:46:03.
00:46:03.
00:46:03.
00:46:03.
00:46:05.
00:46:12.
00:46:12.
00:46:12.
00:46:12.
00:46:13.
00:46:16.
00:46:18.
00:46:18.
00:46:18.
00:46:21I'm Adam.
00:46:27.
00:46:28.
00:46:28.
00:46:28.
00:46:29.
00:46:33My name is Nick.
00:46:36And, uh, Nick, why do you want to be Santa Claus?
00:46:39Wait, wait, hold on. Who, who are you?
00:46:41Who are you to be asking me questions or what, what's, what's happening right now?
00:46:47Me want to be Santa Claus and I'm coming here and I show up.
00:46:49Santa can be everywhere, you know.
00:46:51I'm here for one reason. Total world domination.
00:46:54Did it? And now he's on the elf team.
00:46:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:46:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:46:58Come, Uncle Adam is on TV. Come, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.
00:47:01So, basically.
00:47:07Welcome to day one of the Santa Claus.
00:47:19All right, and we're back with what looks like pampers of Santa's dirty laundry.
00:47:25laundry. I wonder what we're gonna do with that? Can't hear you, but if you guess
00:47:33wash and fold, you're wrong. This game is called Santa's Pajamas. When I count to
00:47:45three, you'll race to the hampers and grab a matching pajama set. We have Elf,
00:47:50Gingerbread, and Snowman. Options are limited, so choose wisely. And, go!
00:48:06Oh, wow.
00:48:10Illegal contact! There's no fighting in the North Pole! We have jammies for everybody.
00:48:18Oh!
00:48:29Oh, sure!
00:48:37Trial? Trial? What? You don't think there's a need to try out? I don't think there's a need to try
00:48:43out when you find what it is that you're looking for and it's sitting in the chair.
00:48:46I am a fat man. How does he do this? Who is he? Santa Charles. Oh, so you know Santa
00:48:56Charles? I know of him.
00:48:59What do you know of Santa Charles? Cool dude.
00:49:02Now it's time for the one, the only, Santa Charles!
00:49:18Good afternoon, Santas. Please try to separate in the most scientific ways.
00:49:25Gingerbread to the left, elves in the middle, Snowmen to the right.
00:49:28The losing team will unfortunately be kicked out of the games. If you don't have a costume on, buh-bye.
00:49:39Oh! Can I tell them Designs by Terrell?
00:49:45Designs by Terrell! Take a picture, it's gonna last longer. And again, if you don't have a costume, off you
00:49:54go.
00:50:00Listen, you guys all did a good job. See you day two. Good night. Have a good night, guys.
00:50:10We'll see you back here bright and early tomorrow morning for day two.
00:50:38I've got the pizza guy stuff.
00:50:50Hey, I hope you don't mind. We couldn't decide on what we're talking together, so we just got cheese.
00:50:57Yeah, and they got a fruit punch, ginger ale, energy drinks, and water.
00:51:02Or, if you're feeling brave, I make a mean protein shake. I'm nicknaming Santa's ultimate challenge.
00:51:11I don't think I have any competition, but to be honest with you, there's one particular one on my team.
00:51:16Are they gonna hear this?
00:51:17Okay, cool. So there's one particular Santa on my team? Nick.
00:51:22Buff Daddy. Big Santa. He's just always angry and wants to hit people.
00:51:27The Roid Ranger. I think there might be something in his protein shakes.
00:51:30I think you take on some of the things. You just slow it down. It's not healthy for your man
00:51:34bit, you know what I'm saying?
00:51:36But then some of the other ones, you know, they all right, you know.
00:51:39Day one done. Yeah, you know, we started off a little rocky, you know.
00:51:42But you know what, Mike? We caught it done. We edged it out.
00:51:46You know what? I think day two is gonna be a doozy.
00:51:49I mean, everything that went through with the PJs. But you two looked a little intense.
00:51:53Are you scared?
00:51:56No, but you should be.
00:51:59I'm just glad I found a shirt that could hit me.
00:52:02I actually found the shirt, and you're welcome.
00:52:05Yeah, you know what? It was a little crazy.
00:52:09You guys think the rest of the challenges are gonna be like that?
00:52:12Nah, man. We don't think so.
00:52:15I really just wanna say something.
00:52:17I'm just so happy to be here with all of you.
00:52:22Back home in London, you know, I have a lot of friends.
00:52:26You know, that sweater, many ass you white.
00:52:29Look, I'm just here to make a statement.
00:52:30And what's that?
00:52:32That women can be Santa, too.
00:52:35I'm here because I wanna be the next Santa.
00:52:38The first and one and only female Santa.
00:52:43While we're at it, Clyde.
00:52:45Now, I know you're here to compete as well.
00:52:47But we all know there's something hiding underneath that Santa beer.
00:52:50Ho, ho, ho. I'm here to get it.
00:52:53Santa beers.
00:52:55All right.
00:52:57Well, it's obvious that you don't wanna be here.
00:52:59I mean, to me, I love Christmas. I love all of it, you know?
00:53:04I love Christmas. I love everything about Christmas.
00:53:06The decorations, trees, music. I even love the cold air.
00:53:09We wanna show the world that Christmas is universal, you know?
00:53:16I just want the gig. Period.
00:53:21Okay. We already told you why I'm here, Clyde. So, what's up?
00:53:26Well, I guess I just want something to believe in.
00:53:29You know, it's something, something I always wanted.
00:53:34Aw, Clyde, you're a serious dude.
00:53:37I tell ya, that's me want my time on. What you want, huh?
00:53:41Oh, hey, look, everyone. Grab a bow.
00:53:43See you.
00:53:44All right.
00:53:44Sorry.
00:53:45Everybody, cheers.
00:53:48All right.
00:53:49To all of us, may our journey be worth it.
00:53:54Ha.
00:53:55All right.
00:53:56And as Team Elf, may we be indestructible.
00:53:59Yeah.
00:54:00And all those other Santas, you know, they don't know what's coming.
00:54:03We are.
00:54:04We are coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:06We're all gonna go.
00:54:06Yeah, we are, man.
00:54:07Come on.
00:54:08Come on.
00:54:09Let's come.
00:54:25Oh!
00:54:26Chills!
00:54:28Hello?
00:54:28It's after 11.
00:54:31Come on, what are you doing?
00:54:32You had to give me another to do some research.
00:54:34Research on what?
00:54:35Going to look in the cookie jar and eat up all the cookies?
00:54:38I'm not.
00:54:39Okay.
00:54:40I mean, it may look like I'm just eating the cookies, but I'm doing research for the games
00:54:45tomorrow.
00:54:46I gotta know this stuff.
00:54:47Mm-hmm.
00:54:48Okay, research.
00:54:50Look, being Santa Claus is not just a job.
00:54:53It's a way of life.
00:54:55Mm-hmm.
00:54:55Okay?
00:54:56Mm-hmm.
00:54:57Look at me.
00:54:58Mm-hmm.
00:54:58I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:02Say that again.
00:55:03I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:06I forgot to eat this time.
00:55:09Oh, baby.
00:55:11Please go to bed.
00:55:12Forgot to eat.
00:55:13Yep.
00:55:13Why don't you do this research?
00:55:15Yep.
00:55:16Okay.
00:55:17Make sure you leave plants and cookies.
00:55:23Turn the light off, baby.
00:55:26Use your clapper.
00:55:36Some crevices.
00:55:38Nooksies.
00:55:43What we having, man?
00:55:44Hmm.
00:55:47Guess.
00:55:48I bet you all nine of them reindeer get a snickered up.
00:55:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:55:59You good.
00:56:00You good.
00:56:01You good.
00:56:01You learning.
00:56:03And you got your glass.
00:56:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:07Wait.
00:56:10It's my milk.
00:56:11I saw you reaching.
00:56:14Your milk is in there where you had your lips.
00:56:16Remember?
00:56:17This the same jug.
00:56:18Remember?
00:56:19New jug.
00:56:20My jug.
00:56:20See?
00:56:21My jug.
00:56:22I'm in your lips.
00:56:24Oh, I got a question for you.
00:56:25Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:26Hey, hey, you got a question?
00:56:33Yeah, go ahead and ask.
00:56:35Can I have a cookie?
00:56:37Oh, man.
00:56:40The fact that you asking me instead of just going in there?
00:56:45I love that, man.
00:56:47No.
00:56:49I don't want those nasty snickerdoodles anyway.
00:56:51I'm good.
00:56:51You can't have one.
00:56:53Why not chocolate chip or something?
00:56:56It's basic.
00:56:58It's a basic cookie.
00:56:59Chocolate chip or something.
00:57:00It's the best.
00:57:01It's a basic cookie.
00:57:03Peanut butter.
00:57:0560s.
00:57:07What's the nastiest cookie?
00:57:11Rocky Road.
00:57:12Rocky Road cookies?
00:57:14That's what I said.
00:57:16What about oatmeal raisin?
00:57:17Woo!
00:57:18Woo!
00:57:20Woo!
00:57:32Miss Claus is here?
00:57:34Santa Charles is really walking away from her.
00:57:40Nick!
00:57:41Elf?
00:57:43I love a woman in charge.
00:57:44Of course you do.
00:57:46Can I help you?
00:57:46No, but I can help you.
00:57:48I'm not interested.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:50I guess I won't tell you that the first challenge is a Santa trivia game.
00:57:55I appreciate you for not telling me that.
00:57:58Is there anything else you don't want to tell me?
00:58:00I'd love to.
00:58:01But I can't.
00:58:03You shouldn't.
00:58:04I definitely shouldn't tell you that the second challenge is a guessing game involving Santa
00:58:08Charles' favorite cookie.
00:58:10But that's all I know.
00:58:12When I become queen of the store one day, maybe you and I should go grab lunch or something.
00:58:16Merry Christmas, man.
00:58:17Oh, oh.
00:58:19Uh, do you have any kids?
00:58:21No.
00:58:23Yeah, see, you're not really my type.
00:58:26But, um, I do want to see you win, though.
00:58:28What can I say?
00:58:29I'm a feminist.
00:58:30Oh, God, gross.
00:58:32Elf?
00:58:32I love women.
00:58:33Elf.
00:58:37Come in, come in.
00:58:39All right, guys, look at us.
00:58:40Team Elf.
00:58:41Team Elf.
00:58:42Team Elf.
00:58:43Okay, look, look, look, look, okay.
00:58:45So Malt's trivia over there was just telling me that there's going to be two games.
00:58:48Something about a guessing game of cookies.
00:58:51And the other one is basically like a Santa trivia game.
00:58:54Well, we got our guess cookies?
00:58:55Um, you got them.
00:58:56Oh, shit.
00:58:57You guys are the right team.
00:58:59We're only for Malt's.
00:59:00You're right.
00:59:01Yo, what's wrong with your hat, man?
00:59:02You look like you're leaning a bit.
00:59:03Oh, interesting.
00:59:05Ha!
00:59:06I'm like a leaning tower of pizza.
00:59:08All right.
00:59:09Beth?
00:59:10Yeah, man.
00:59:11All right.
00:59:13No mistakes.
00:59:16Mistakes are okay as long as you remain friends.
00:59:18Hey, man, we're trying to win this thing, all right?
00:59:21Morning, Santas, and welcome back for day two.
00:59:24Are you ready for our game?
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:30Gingerbread, Elf, Snowman, are you a team, Zoddy?
00:59:37Now it's time for The Santa, a trivia game hosted by one, the only, Santa Charles.
00:59:51Listen up, guys.
00:59:52The questions are all multiple choice, so you all stand a chance, okay?
00:59:57You say you want to play some.
00:59:59Oh, oh, seriously?
01:00:00Yeah, man.
01:00:02Well, let's see.
01:00:04Questions, please.
01:00:06Be aggressive.
01:00:10First question.
01:00:13How many reindeer does Santa have?
01:00:16A8, B9, C, as many as he wants.
01:00:23Oh, yeah.
01:00:26Oh, yeah.
01:00:29Oh, yeah.
01:00:32Oh, yeah.
01:00:33Oh, yeah.
01:00:33Oh, yeah.
01:00:33Oh, yeah.
01:00:35Oh, yeah.
01:00:36Oh, yeah.
01:00:36Oh, yeah.
01:00:37Boards, please.
01:00:39What do you want me to do, man?
01:00:44The answer is B9.
01:00:48We got it.
01:00:49We got it.
01:00:50We got it.
01:00:56Where exactly was Mommy when she kissed Santa?
01:01:02It's here.
01:01:02Underneath the mistletoe?
01:01:04Underneath the little bowl?
01:01:07See at Ice Cube's house.
01:01:19Board, please.
01:01:27You all right?
01:01:32Name a country in which Santa is known as Pierre Noir.
01:01:37Can you guys say that?
01:01:41Look at that! Look at you!
01:01:45A, France. B, Belgium. C, Watts.
01:01:51Piano.
01:01:52What are you doing? What are you doing?
01:01:54What are you doing, huh?
01:01:54Come on.
01:01:55What else? Do you know?
01:01:57Borgway?
01:01:58It's not. It's not.
01:02:04They're stupid.
01:02:05I'm sorry, Elvis, you got that wrong.
01:02:08It's actually...
01:02:09Hey, France.
01:02:11You guys just sit there and breathe, okay?
01:02:13I got something.
01:02:14Hey, it was a fun song, man.
01:02:16Yeah, it's all right. We're still friends.
01:02:18We're still friends.
01:02:19Shh.
01:02:20Who had the biggest hit of a career with the song
01:02:22Santa Baby in 1953?
01:02:26A, or the kid?
01:02:28What's that?
01:02:28I don't care.
01:02:29Prince.
01:02:31C, Beyonce.
01:02:33Answer this.
01:02:34I mean, what is the A for, though?
01:02:37Ah, answer is A.
01:02:40That's all that matters. We're friends.
01:02:42What black song plays all day long during Christmas?
01:02:47A.
01:02:50A.
01:02:51What group does Eddie Levert sing with?
01:02:53You guys just sit there and breathe, okay?
01:02:55George.
01:02:56Listen, listen.
01:02:59C.
01:03:00Elvis, you got that wrong.
01:03:02Okay?
01:03:04Ah, answer is A.
01:03:10B.
01:03:11A.
01:03:18What is Santa's favorite cookie?
01:03:22It don't matter.
01:03:24He eat anything.
01:03:34Final tie-breaking round.
01:03:37Gingerbread, you're going to sit this one out.
01:03:39It's between the elves and the snowman.
01:03:42Okay.
01:03:44This is the question.
01:03:47First team to meet with their chalkboard wins.
01:03:51Who was the first small Santa?
01:03:54A.
01:03:55Colonel Tim.
01:03:56B.
01:03:58Colonel Jim.
01:03:59C.
01:04:00Colonel Sanders.
01:04:02D.
01:04:03Popeye.
01:04:04verbium.
01:04:05I know this one.
01:04:06Wait!
01:04:07Here's a good one.
01:04:11Yes!
01:04:12I'm sorry!
01:04:15Snowman!
01:04:16He's a snowman!
01:04:17You did it!
01:04:18You did it!
01:04:19You did it, rooted.
01:04:20But you're wrong
01:04:26My track
01:04:28Yeah
01:04:30Nice try
01:04:34What you got Elm
01:04:43That's gonna be Elm
01:04:45You did
01:04:46But you know what?
01:04:49Elves
01:04:50You got one
01:04:51B, Colonel
01:04:52Oh, yes
01:04:56Gingerbread and Elm Team
01:04:58You tied up
01:05:01Elves
01:05:02Gingerbread
01:05:03You're on the next round
01:05:05It was a good game
01:05:07Great, great
01:05:20Well, as far as Team Elf goes
01:05:24First you got
01:05:27You got this old, I guess, Asian guy
01:05:31His name's Adam
01:05:34Have you ever had a gas bubble that you can't get rid of?
01:05:38He's alright
01:05:38He's probably the worst smelling person I've ever met in my entire life
01:05:42Stephanie
01:05:42Maybe she'd come back to the island with me, you know
01:05:45Um, he could be second place
01:05:47He could play the reindeer
01:05:47Fireside and candlelight
01:05:53Stephanie
01:05:54Me
01:05:55Perhaps a little wine
01:05:59I like to romanticize
01:06:02About
01:06:05Reindeer
01:06:06Huh?
01:06:07Reindeer
01:06:08And I'm not done yet
01:06:09I'm-I'm-I didn't finish
01:06:15Moving forward
01:06:16It will be every man
01:06:17And woman
01:06:19For themselves
01:06:20The next game is called
01:06:22This is a little game I call smell my finger
01:06:24Guess the cookie correctly
01:06:25You move on
01:06:26Guess it wrong
01:06:27You're done
01:06:32First up, please
01:06:33Oh
01:06:34Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:06:40Chocolate chip
01:06:41He he he he
01:06:42You got it right
01:06:43Next one takes some bees
01:06:45Ahem
01:06:49Chocolate chip
01:06:50Ha ha ha
01:06:51Oh man, no
01:06:52I want a redo
01:06:53I don't care
01:06:54I want a redo
01:06:55I don't care
01:06:56You're wrong
01:06:57We're bringing a blindfolded to up the onion
01:07:02He's very excited
01:07:07Chocolate chip?
01:07:08No.
01:07:09Oh, man.
01:07:11Work on that.
01:07:13Not right now.
01:07:15Right there.
01:07:16What that is.
01:07:19Take it out.
01:07:20Break it down.
01:07:21No, this got to be snickerdito.
01:07:23What'd you say?
01:07:25Snickadoo.
01:07:26Snickerdickey.
01:07:27Snookadook.
01:07:28Yeah.
01:07:29Something like that.
01:07:30He's from the south.
01:07:33Behold.
01:07:34Heh.
01:07:36Change us now.
01:07:38You're right.
01:07:39Next!
01:07:40Buff elf.
01:07:42Smell my favorite.
01:07:45You're great.
01:07:46Fine.
01:07:46He's great.
01:07:47What comes out of rain?
01:07:49You're a happy elf.
01:07:53Blah, blah.
01:07:54Mmm.
01:07:55That's definitely the Scotty Biscuit.
01:07:58Oh, no!
01:07:59It's not a blind Biscuit.
01:08:02It's a cookie.
01:08:03There's no tea over here.
01:08:06Blah.
01:08:08Blind cookies.
01:08:10Take it home.
01:08:12Team elf.
01:08:15No, no.
01:08:16Ah, no.
01:08:19Next!
01:08:22Are you from San Diego?
01:08:23No.
01:08:24He a boo-boo.
01:08:26No.
01:08:27Ha, no.
01:08:27No.
01:08:29Special one for you.
01:08:32That's a Macaroon man.
01:08:34Moi wang dangawa!
01:08:36I'm your boy right!
01:08:38Chaca boi bui come
01:08:40what's a boon twon twon flavored?
01:08:44Sheila eel.
01:08:45Sheila E. L. Oatmeal.
01:08:51You right?
01:08:54It's good for your sister, oatmeal.
01:08:56Looch.
01:08:58Whoo!
01:08:59Now that's a big L.
01:09:00Um, you want a hamburger?
01:09:04Then we get two cookies for you.
01:09:07Peanut butter.
01:09:08Hold down.
01:09:10Chocolate chip.
01:09:11Um, I'm partial?
01:09:15That boy's good.
01:09:17You good, boy!
01:09:19You good!
01:09:23And just like that, we're down to the final five.
01:09:26Let's give it up for them!
01:09:31Let's be on the final day, everybody.
01:09:37Dang, Santa.
01:09:38I think one of them might actually win this thing.
01:09:42It's not a baby.
01:09:43It's not a baby.
01:10:23What the fudge candy apple?
01:10:27You really gonna leave this?
01:10:30About time she finds out how hard this job really is.
01:10:33She's gonna see how hard it is to be said about us.
01:10:36This is what you gonna leave us with?
01:10:39Oh, man, gotcha!
01:10:42This is what you gonna leave us with?
01:11:04Give it up for Stephanie.
01:11:10Stephanie, Adam, Wayne, Nick, Nick, come on, go for the world, and Clyde.
01:11:32One of these competitors is about to become the next mall Santa.
01:11:37Bugs, before we jump into day three, the final day of the Santa Games, a quick word from
01:11:42our sponsor, the woman who stands in my chest, Denise Serena, everyone.
01:11:49Is this one?
01:11:51Thank you, DJ Snowbiz.
01:11:54And I just have one thing to say, and that is thank you, and thank you.
01:12:01No, no, no, no, no.
01:12:03Santa Charles, you have made this one Christmas season to remember, your final season.
01:12:10And on behalf of myself, your fans, and all of Santa's helpers, we wanted to do something
01:12:17a little different.
01:12:18Something meaningful and painful.
01:12:20You'll make me slave pride.
01:12:25Look at this!
01:12:28They're vegan.
01:12:29I am so proud of how you structured the rules of this competition, and how you did so without
01:12:36bias or prejudice or flatulence, and how you took the time for each competitor to dig in
01:12:43and help them find their full Santa potential.
01:12:46With that level of grit and determination, I think we can be confident that you're
01:12:51Thank you, Denise.
01:12:58But no need to put Santa Charles on the spot.
01:12:59Let's let him enjoy his cookies in peace.
01:13:02He earned them after all.
01:13:04Now, are we ready for the final season?
01:13:31Everyone wants a wish.
01:13:33Zedique.
01:13:33Nice to meet you with Charlie Mouse and Jenny lived in peace.
01:13:33He's anけど, we conna broken ourIN listening volumes in a!'
01:13:33He has been so proud of us.
01:13:34He's been so proud of us.
01:13:35And never came in of Batman.
01:13:35It brought him into peace.
01:13:46He will be through the lights of your emotions that you can guys fund.
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