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00:00:12This is the first time I was able to make a video of my videos.
00:00:13I am not sure of my videos, but I am not sure of my videos.
00:00:16I am not sure of my videos.
00:00:17I am not sure of my videos.
00:00:23I am not sure of my videos.
00:01:37Mmm.
00:01:38Looks like Santa's got a sweet tooth.
00:01:41Did you pay for those peignets?
00:01:44For your peignet police?
00:01:45You know I didn't get that job.
00:01:48Well, guys, let's have fun today, okay?
00:01:53If you kids want to buy a picture, it's okay.
00:01:57But don't push.
00:01:57You don't have to push it down the hill.
00:01:59Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:00Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:03What is the word?
00:02:06Fun.
00:02:06Fine.
00:02:07What?
00:02:07Fine.
00:02:09Fine.
00:02:13See you out there.
00:02:14I'm Santa Charles.
00:02:15Wait.
00:02:19Slow down, Santa.
00:02:20These are new.
00:02:24Are you hiding?
00:02:25Can you see me?
00:02:27Is Jesus black?
00:02:29Santa, go to the office.
00:02:30The niece wants to see you.
00:02:31She said, tell Santa Charles.
00:02:32Tell Santa Charles what?
00:02:34Santa, she wants to see you in her office.
00:02:36Shh.
00:02:37You didn't see me.
00:02:38That's not sexy.
00:02:39This is sexy, and you are hard to miss.
00:02:42That's a fat joke.
00:02:43You're a little punk.
00:02:45Mm-hmm.
00:02:45You're not a fat joke.
00:02:46I'm not the only big guy here.
00:02:47Thick is the new word.
00:02:48Yeah.
00:02:49Two Cs.
00:02:49What about Big D?
00:02:51Big Douglas over here.
00:02:53No one ever makes fun of Big Douglas.
00:02:56He's a security guard.
00:02:57He's bigger than me.
00:02:59Not my ministry.
00:03:00Mm-hmm.
00:03:01They're making fun of big people.
00:03:02We need to get together and rally around big people.
00:03:06Get us a flag, a saying.
00:03:10Yo, you're bigger than everybody.
00:03:12We're going to have to knock them out, man.
00:03:14Don't do what you need to do.
00:03:15I ain't bigger than you.
00:03:29Santa Claus!
00:03:30Whoa!
00:03:33For me?
00:03:34Yes, sir!
00:03:36Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:03:39Who's been naughty and who's been black?
00:03:42Santa!
00:03:44Hey!
00:03:46Boom!
00:03:47Who wants to talk to Santa?
00:03:50Oh, oh!
00:03:51Feliz Navidad!
00:03:52Oh, boom!
00:03:54Feliz Navidad!
00:03:54Bueno!
00:03:55Bueno!
00:03:55Hey!
00:03:57Boom, Emily!
00:03:59Let's get some music going on around here.
00:04:01Merry Christmas, everybody!
00:04:04Let's get this party started!
00:04:05Imagine!
00:04:10Merry Christmas!
00:04:12Hi, Santa Child!
00:04:13Hi, Janet!
00:04:14Is this my day?
00:04:15Oh, is this my day?
00:04:16Is this my day?
00:04:16Last year, you wanted a detective outfit with a magpie glass.
00:04:20the year before that you wanted just friends and a unicorn what do you want this year
00:04:29i'll do my best oh and santa one more thing yeah do you know jesus how about a picture with
00:04:36santa
00:04:39say merry christmas merry christmas
00:04:45i want a ps5 zero gravity laser race car and if you can fix the ozone layer even just a
00:04:52little bit
00:04:52that would be great and also how about we take this picture say christmas presents
00:05:12oh
00:05:36i thought you'd stop by my office on one of your breaks well technically i'm still on break i
00:05:41i heard about the incident
00:05:47the guy was 300 pounds i think he was 30. we don't discriminate
00:05:56why can't you be a team player i am a team player not a team player most teams protect your
00:06:04quarterback
00:06:05he was a paying customer santa is his best friend santa is his hero and all heroes should better
00:06:11sell honey to a bee heroes get the job done but you know a hero is also a sandwich
00:06:18i like mine with some relish maybe some mayonnaise you had a quota to make you sell what any idea
00:06:29i'm the number of the the i don't have the paper the numbers haven't came in the numbers the numbers
00:06:35came in we sold a couple hundred whoa that's what i'm talking about that's not what we're talking
00:06:41about whoa keep it down the kids is that some kind of record number no that's a failure you sold
00:06:49a couple
00:06:49hundred photos a day and yet you spend hundreds of hours with thousands of kids you ask them about their
00:06:54lives their lists their favorites but you won't ask them to take one stupid photo
00:07:00kids want santa to listen to them you want their two fairy money yes yes yes yes
00:07:06i look all of it santa's bigger than the two fairy right right right right that's why he doesn't need
00:07:13any money yeah if i look like you oh i'd have them eating out the palm of my hands is
00:07:25that a fat joke
00:07:26let me explain something to you i am santa legacy okay 25 years
00:07:33me in okay my daddy was santa claus uh his daddy was santa claus his daddy well not his daddy
00:07:42your daddy
00:07:43and your daddy's daddy and your daddy's daddy on top of that don't pay these bills do your job
00:07:50well maybe his daddy's daddy was a santa mall not a mall because they didn't have malls i believe in
00:07:57you
00:07:58i believe in your bigness
00:08:05leave you get the point because i'm i've been doing this a long time
00:08:12ah
00:08:25whoo
00:08:28oh
00:08:33oh
00:08:39i'm getting too old for the sleigh
00:08:42oh
00:08:52oh
00:09:11You know you can't drown your problems in snickerdoodle and milk, right?
00:09:16Thanks for letting me stay here, huh?
00:09:18It's only temporary, man, just until I get back on my feet.
00:09:20You know, we don't mind you staying here.
00:09:23It's always a home, but we got some rules.
00:09:29First, no lips to carton.
00:09:31That's direct contact.
00:09:34Don't do that.
00:09:35Don't let your auntie do that.
00:09:37We're family.
00:09:39That means that's show milk now.
00:09:42Yeah, because this is what you use around here.
00:09:46No, it's too late.
00:09:47It's too late.
00:09:49I thought you wanted some.
00:09:51No!
00:09:51You put lips to carton.
00:09:53It's not in the carton no more.
00:09:56But your lips, son.
00:09:58Your lips.
00:10:00Huh?
00:10:01Alright.
00:10:03And the cookie situation here.
00:10:10We want you to be comfortable.
00:10:12You know you can stay with me and your aunt anytime you want, okay?
00:10:18But we're going to have to ration out these cookies.
00:10:21And Curl said I could have some.
00:10:22No.
00:10:22She said one.
00:10:23You don't have to eat nine at one time, son.
00:10:26You can have a cookie every once in a while.
00:10:29You'd look like Rick Ross if you like cookies.
00:10:34There's a smile we're looking for.
00:10:35That's the guy I'm looking for right there, man.
00:10:39Listen, everything's going to be alright.
00:10:41He's going to get you a new apartment.
00:10:42I just wish I could commit to something.
00:10:44I just can't commit to anything these days, man.
00:10:47Well, you know what?
00:10:49You should just start out by committing to this.
00:10:53A glass.
00:10:55Now, that's your milk.
00:10:57Your lips have been on it.
00:10:59And that's your glass.
00:11:03Are you full on cookie?
00:11:08Jingle bells, jingle bells.
00:11:11Where's Charlie Wilson with my uncle?
00:11:12What do you say?
00:11:13What do you say?
00:11:14Nothing.
00:11:14Huh?
00:11:15Leave me alone, Charlie.
00:11:17I'll call Goofy and Gaffey L to come here and sock your Rick Ross looking ass.
00:11:23Tongue-
00:11:32Up on a hơn stop, reindeer falls
00:11:36I'll jump the good ol' Santa Claus
00:11:39Down through the chimneys with lots of toys
00:11:43I'll pour the little one's Christmas jewels
00:11:47Ho, ho, ho, who wrote a code?
00:11:50Oh, oh, oh, who would it go?
00:11:54Up on the house, click, click, click
00:11:57Down through the chimney we go, same day
00:12:05First come the stockin' of little now
00:12:08Oh, dear Santa, feel it well
00:12:12Give her for Dolly the raps and cries
00:12:16On that loaf and a shot of rice
00:12:20Ho, ho, ho, who would it go?
00:12:24Ho, ho, ho
00:12:34Well, fellas, another day
00:12:50Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop,
00:12:53boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop,
00:12:53boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop,
00:13:03boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, bo
00:13:36Please have a seat I told you once I told you twice
00:13:43You're resilient and I appreciate that but I have a business to run a new updated modern Santa experience business
00:13:50Your contract is up at the end of the season so I'm not asking you anymore I'm telling you
00:13:55Denise
00:13:56I've decided not to renew
00:13:59Denise
00:14:01Who that?
00:14:02I thought you would like retirement
00:14:03Come on
00:14:04No! Are you kidding me?
00:14:06Oh no, I guess you wouldn't
00:14:07But Patrick, Patrick, he comes highly recommended
00:14:11Patrick?
00:14:12Mm-hmm
00:14:13A white Santa in a black mall?
00:14:16It would be chaos around here
00:14:18It would be, did you see the Rodney King, right?
00:14:22I did but that has nothing to do with this
00:14:24If you hired a ghost of Christmas past, these people would lose their minds
00:14:30That's like playing Paul Anka at a Santa reunion
00:14:34Okay
00:14:34You can't do that
00:14:36I don't see why
00:14:36I mean he, well
00:14:38The kids will love him
00:14:39It's good enough
00:14:40And apparently he loves having his photo taken
00:14:42And I like my Santas amenable
00:14:44Amenable?
00:14:45Amenable
00:14:46Bottom line, it works
00:14:48He works
00:14:48It works
00:14:49You can't listen to me
00:15:19This has been a black Santa mall
00:15:21This is a physically demanding job and I can see
00:15:23Well say it
00:15:25Say it
00:15:26Say it
00:15:27Say it
00:15:28I didn't say anything about fat
00:15:30You were about to say fat
00:15:31I was going to say tired
00:15:32Say it
00:15:32You're tired
00:15:33You're tired
00:15:34And you have any kids of your own that has the potential
00:15:36Look, I've made my decision
00:15:37I'm running up the flagpole, it's done
00:15:39You said tired instead of fat
00:15:42Nobody digs your music but you
00:15:44You are a fat student
00:15:45Santa Charles, you need to write in your journal or take that up with your therapist
00:15:48I'm telling you what I need
00:15:50My bottom line is suffering because of your incompetence
00:15:53Now here's the deal
00:15:55After this season, you're done
00:16:04I see some time
00:16:05No
00:16:06No, no, no, no
00:16:07Absolutely not
00:16:08Listen to me, hear me out
00:16:10Let me find my own replacement
00:16:18Groom the way you like it
00:16:22You're funny
00:16:23You picked the wrong profession
00:16:25You probably should have been a comedian
00:16:28I groom
00:16:31I hand down
00:16:34I teach
00:16:37But it's with your rules
00:16:40Let me go out with some dignity
00:16:43And then I'll retire
00:16:46Is that a promise?
00:16:47Yes
00:16:48You told me Santa's don't make promises
00:16:50They do now
00:16:54All right
00:16:55I'll tell you what
00:16:57You have until the end of the season
00:16:59To find me the best Santa for the job
00:17:05Game on
00:17:06Well, let's shake on it
00:17:07Let's not shake on it
00:17:09Let's remember this moment
00:17:13Ten
00:17:15You're a good friend
00:17:15Oh, okay, go
00:17:18Have you ever heard of the heat miser?
00:17:20You kind of look like
00:17:21Thank you
00:17:26Thank you
00:17:27No, thank you
00:17:28Thank you
00:17:28I'm not gonna let you down
00:17:29Got it
00:17:30Okay?
00:17:32Overstood
00:17:40Great
00:17:41Hey, the name is Orlando
00:17:42And next time you're in this mall
00:17:44Just ask for me
00:17:45Baby
00:17:46You're never waiting in line again
00:17:49I'm telling my dad
00:17:50I'm telling my dad too
00:17:55Kids
00:17:56Great
00:18:02Merry Christmas, Jude
00:18:04What's wrong?
00:18:06What's wrong?
00:18:08I don't know
00:18:08First time in a black mall
00:18:13I know how you feel
00:18:16Barbecue smell
00:18:17Greens
00:18:20Cornbread
00:18:24I know what you want for Christmas
00:18:26You want to be able to do this
00:18:32Back at you, Jude
00:18:33What do you want this year?
00:18:37A turtle
00:18:55You get too old for the sled
00:19:22Ugly Christmas sweaters?
00:19:26This is my design
00:19:28Sites like these
00:19:29Steal indie ideas all the time
00:19:31Make a few changes
00:19:32And resell the imitations as their own
00:19:36You're really leaving, huh?
00:19:39I'm not gonna help it
00:19:41You're really good at this
00:19:47I feel you
00:19:48And I'm 100% on board
00:19:50Give me the details
00:19:51What's your target demo?
00:19:52Level of experience
00:19:53Personality type
00:19:57It's a little
00:19:59Datish
00:19:59But, you know
00:20:00Okay
00:20:01Do you want me to put
00:20:02Competitive salary?
00:20:03Ooh
00:20:04Can grow a beard
00:20:05Naturally
00:20:05You know how I meant aggressive?
00:20:08Be
00:20:09Aggressive
00:20:10Be
00:20:10E
00:20:10Aggressive
00:20:11Should I set the parameters to Worldwide?
00:20:17I don't even know what you're talking about
00:20:18Okay, what else do you want?
00:20:21Video
00:20:22Oh, I'm good at videos
00:20:23Really?
00:20:23Mm-hmm
00:20:26Anything else?
00:20:29What?
00:20:29Those yellow
00:20:30Those yellow things with expressions
00:20:34Body face
00:20:36Emoji
00:20:37Ah
00:20:37We just got Black Santas last year
00:20:41Per
00:20:44Lick
00:20:45Lick
00:20:46Lick
00:20:47Lick
00:20:47Lick
00:20:47Lick
00:20:48Period
00:20:48Per
00:20:49Per
00:20:51Per
00:20:51Per
00:20:51Per
00:20:52Ah, yes
00:20:53Knock, knock
00:20:54Unchained
00:20:56No more
00:20:57Different era
00:20:58Per
00:21:11I swear.
00:21:18Charles.
00:21:21Isn't that sweet?
00:21:24I'm just reading my eyelids.
00:21:26Right.
00:21:27Right.
00:21:29Ooh, uh-oh.
00:21:32Mm-hmm.
00:21:32Somebody want something.
00:21:35Mm-hmm.
00:21:36Call me.
00:21:38When you get all squirrely and touchy like this,
00:21:42you want to say something.
00:21:44Or you want something.
00:21:46Mm-hmm.
00:21:47You all right?
00:21:48I can't figure out what to do.
00:21:51What should I do?
00:21:53You've been putting it off for a long time.
00:21:56And we both knew this day would come, right?
00:21:59Mm-hmm.
00:22:00But I think retirement is going to be good for both of us.
00:22:04Right.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06Yeah, I mean, think about it.
00:22:07Now we get to stop putting off that trip to Edinburgh.
00:22:11Edinburgh.
00:22:12Come on, it's been years we've been talking about Edinburgh.
00:22:14Edinburgh?
00:22:14Yes, Edinburgh.
00:22:15Are you saying it right?
00:22:16I'm saying it right.
00:22:17Edinburgh.
00:22:18Edinburgh.
00:22:18E-D-I-N-S-A-N-T-A-I-N-T-A-I-N-T.
00:22:21Are you trying to say Inglewood?
00:22:23No, baby, no.
00:22:24Edinburgh.
00:22:25Edinburgh.
00:22:25We do, baby.
00:22:26No, no, no.
00:22:27Black people.
00:22:27Yeah, we're black.
00:22:29Mm-hmm.
00:22:29We'll be there.
00:22:31Black Edinburgh.
00:22:32Do something different, honey.
00:22:35Let's go to Alabama.
00:22:37But I want to see the Christmas markets, big papa.
00:22:41But that's why they have the internet.
00:22:44In person and on Christmas.
00:22:47Edinburgh?
00:22:48Yes.
00:22:50Oh, my God.
00:22:51You can't hate me because I love being Santa Claus.
00:22:54I mean, I'm doing my due diligence.
00:22:56Baby, you've been sitting in this chair all day and all night doing your due diligence.
00:23:02But look, if we're not going to go to Edinburgh, can you do me a favor?
00:23:05Hmm?
00:23:06Just go talk to Clarence.
00:23:09Hmm?
00:23:11Listen, the boys went through a rough patch.
00:23:14He don't even like Christmas.
00:23:16He's not a holiday person.
00:23:18Right.
00:23:19All right.
00:23:19But look, he needs purpose.
00:23:22Hmm?
00:23:24And he just might be able to change his mind.
00:23:27So there you go.
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:29I know you was up to Santa.
00:23:30Oh, I'm always up to something.
00:23:31I know you too.
00:23:32Big papa Santa.
00:23:34Oh, let's see.
00:23:36Come on now.
00:23:36You tripped me again.
00:23:44He's trying to give me some purpose.
00:23:46Talk to Clarence, baby.
00:23:49Mm-hmm.
00:23:52Here's your pick.
00:23:53This room.
00:23:54It's right here.
00:23:56Okay, I'll talk to you later.
00:24:03Hey, what's up?
00:24:04I know this is a dumb question, but are you busy tomorrow?
00:24:07No.
00:24:07No.
00:24:08Man, I'm just trying to piece my life back together.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:11Why don't you take a break and come with me to work?
00:24:14You doing my interviews?
00:24:16Yeah.
00:24:17Nobody wants a job.
00:24:18I'll be doing this until I'm dead.
00:24:20Oh, man.
00:24:20Uncle Charles, you ain't gonna die.
00:24:22You gonna live forever like the real Santa.
00:24:25That's what I thought.
00:24:27But I think you should come to work with me and the kids will cheer you up, man.
00:24:30They'll enjoy it, too.
00:24:34Okay, okay, I'll go, whatever.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Take a shower.
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:38But I'm not wearing a costume.
00:24:40It's not a costume.
00:24:41It's a uniform.
00:24:43And you're not that cool.
00:24:45It's a costume.
00:24:47Snickerdoodle cookies are disgusting.
00:24:55Ooh, holy North Pole.
00:25:03The IRS will never catch me.
00:25:18It's time for more video.
00:25:21Hmm.
00:25:36What the?
00:25:39Oh, my God.
00:25:41Oh, my God.
00:25:42Hello, my mom.
00:25:44Oh, my gosh.
00:25:45Hey, ladies.
00:25:46I'm vaingirl21.
00:25:47Thank you for logging in.
00:25:49No, I'm not vaingirl21.
00:25:51I'm all vaingirls, but y'all.
00:25:52My friend sent me this video earlier, and I was cracking up.
00:25:55You have to see this.
00:25:56This is Santa Charles for the ultimate...
00:25:58I'm so fired.
00:25:59I've never heard of it either.
00:26:00How am I gonna afford my clothes?
00:26:01This had me rolling.
00:26:03Look at him.
00:26:05Why is that kid doing it to him?
00:26:07He started doing this crazy dance like this.
00:26:09He was doing this little roll with it.
00:26:11I don't know about that.
00:26:12We're gonna have to, like, make it a little cuter.
00:26:13Ooh, I like that.
00:26:15Not vaingirl21.
00:26:24I'm so fired.
00:26:26I'm so fired.
00:26:30So make sure you do the dance.
00:26:31Hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:26:33And when they're picking the next mall Santa, we gotta show up.
00:26:35Does anyone wanna do a meetup with you?
00:26:37Okay, thanks.
00:26:38So I'll let you guys know.
00:26:39Oh, my gosh.
00:26:39Not vaingirl21.
00:26:41Oh, God.
00:26:45Breathe, Thorell..
00:26:46Ooh, duh.
00:26:49What nice?
00:27:06Bingo 21!
00:27:35Oh my God, you guys, look at all of these people.
00:27:39You are logged into Vayngirl 21.
00:27:42Okay, so as you can see, guys, I'm not the only one to make it out to the mall to
00:27:46check
00:27:46out the ultimate Santa challenge.
00:27:47And you like my fix?
00:27:49The ultimate Santa challenge is to choose the next mall Santa.
00:27:52And as you can see, there are all types of Santas here ready to slay.
00:27:57But you guys, I heard the OG original Santa is ready to retire.
00:28:01But he's ready to tap on his baton to the next successor.
00:28:04However, do they look this good?
00:28:07And can they do this?
00:28:16Hey, come on and play with me, baby.
00:28:19Come on down to the mall today.
00:28:20Hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:28:22I've been waiting for this now.
00:28:23You have no idea.
00:28:24I dream of being a Santa Claus.
00:28:26Now, I'm going to trust you to make this special juice because we've got to go.
00:28:32You can have your Santa Claus.
00:28:35Yeah, man.
00:28:37Rastafari.
00:28:38Yeah.
00:28:43Emma.
00:28:44Right?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Is there anyone that can help us out here?
00:28:46We just want to sign up.
00:28:47I mean, I've been here with Joseph and Charles and Kiki and Deshawn.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52It's Denise.
00:28:54You must be in charge.
00:28:55It's Denise.
00:28:55Hi.
00:28:55Elizabeth will take great care of you.
00:28:57Okay?
00:28:57It's Emma.
00:28:58Why don't someone keep calling me?
00:28:59Okay.
00:29:00Ms. Denise?
00:29:01Come on, guys.
00:29:02Everybody, can you just stay back?
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:06Santa Charles will be here soon and you guys can...
00:29:08What?
00:29:10What in the...
00:29:13Orlando!
00:29:14We are up on ramping up security for this crowd out here, right?
00:29:17I could use an extra pair of hands.
00:29:18And a barricade.
00:29:19And a small tank.
00:29:21We're not under siege.
00:29:22Not yet.
00:29:25You got pepper spray?
00:29:27Mm-hmm.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:28Good.
00:29:28Good.
00:29:29Use it.
00:29:29If you have to.
00:29:30But only if you have to.
00:29:33And never on the kids.
00:29:34No, no, no.
00:29:35That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:29:37Copy that, Big D.
00:29:41Don't call me that.
00:29:45You're right.
00:29:46Inappropriate.
00:29:46Barry.
00:29:52Happy New Year.
00:29:55Happy New Year.
00:29:56Wow.
00:29:56How amazing.
00:29:58Trey, why are you bumping around like some lost duck?
00:30:02The post went viral.
00:30:05Apparently, we were too aggressive.
00:30:07Too, too aggressive.
00:30:09It was picked up by AtVaingGirl21.
00:30:11She has over 20 million followers on VidFeed, way more than Diamond Dave.
00:30:17Oh, my God.
00:30:19Yeah.
00:30:19Diamond Dave.
00:30:21Yeah, yeah.
00:30:23I went posting.
00:30:24People are getting sick all the time when they go viral.
00:30:29I forgot to refresh the page.
00:30:32I know.
00:30:34Yeah, we'll refresh it later.
00:30:37We'll refresh the page later and call Diamond and get the disease handled.
00:30:41I'm so fired.
00:30:43No, that's because you've got the people viral and the people fresh to viral page.
00:30:53What is he talking about?
00:30:56Going viral means basically the whole world scene.
00:31:01What?
00:31:18Before you say anything, let me explain.
00:31:22Please do.
00:31:22Be the one because I think I should be the one.
00:31:26Explain.
00:31:30Um, we did what you asked and we went wide.
00:31:33Uh-huh.
00:31:34Uh-huh.
00:31:35We even went viral.
00:31:37Is that why it looks like a Santa convention exploded outside of my mall?
00:31:40Maybe we went too wide.
00:31:41We can make an announcement over the intercom and send the store-bought Santa's packing.
00:31:47No.
00:31:48No, no, no, no.
00:31:49This is good.
00:31:50This is exactly what we needed.
00:31:53Hmm?
00:31:54There's a lot of Santas out there.
00:31:56We're bound to find someone we both like and can move forward with.
00:32:00Hmm.
00:32:02No.
00:32:03But those aren't real Santas.
00:32:06They're viral.
00:32:07He learned that word.
00:32:08They didn't refresh, right?
00:32:11I'm keeping an open mind, Santa Charles.
00:32:13Are you?
00:32:15Yeah!
00:32:16But I'm just saying that they're viral Santas.
00:32:19Okay, so what's the plan for the interviews?
00:32:22There's a lot of folks out there and from the looks of them, they'll be competitive.
00:32:26That sounds cutthroat.
00:32:27Oh, I know.
00:32:27I know.
00:32:29Something.
00:32:30Something's in the air.
00:32:31I imagine a bunch of Santas trying to ruin each other for likes and for a chance at the
00:32:36coveted Santa mall job.
00:32:39It's definitely not covered by insurance.
00:32:41It could be a multi-day task and we could hold interviews in the parking lot.
00:32:44And I could start a sign-up sheet to get an accurate head count.
00:32:47Hey!
00:32:48Okay.
00:32:53I got it.
00:32:54What?
00:32:58What did you say?
00:33:00You wanted a Santa Claus that would be what?
00:33:06Um...
00:33:06Amenable.
00:33:07Yeah!
00:33:08I couldn't remember that word.
00:33:09But listen, we have a challenge.
00:33:14They have to be up for the par.
00:33:19They have to do things.
00:33:23Obstacle them.
00:33:25Flipity-flipping.
00:33:26Whippity-whipping.
00:33:27Scooby-whipping.
00:33:29Whippoo!
00:33:30That's what we got.
00:33:30The amenable Santa challenge!
00:33:37Okay, so...
00:33:39So what are you thinking?
00:33:43That's all I got.
00:34:08Who falls asleep in a sauna?
00:34:14What do you want, man?
00:34:16How do you find a sauna?
00:34:18I found one.
00:34:21Follow me.
00:34:24Where are we going?
00:34:26Let's talk and more walking, boy!
00:34:29You're gonna find a gym, didn't you?
00:34:46What are you doing?
00:34:47Shh!
00:34:48Man, you're acting weird.
00:34:50What is this?
00:34:51Some kind of Santa experience initiation
00:34:53where you teach me how to dunk cookies effectively?
00:34:56Listen, I'm not supposed to do this.
00:35:00But I want you to be Santa Claus.
00:35:06Only problem with that is...
00:35:08I don't want to be Santa.
00:35:12Man, I just came to spend some time with my favorite uncle.
00:35:15Very interesting word.
00:35:18Time.
00:35:20I'll say you spent a lot of time in prison.
00:35:24Here we go.
00:35:27Your PO is not playing.
00:35:29He's very serious.
00:35:31If you become Santa...
00:35:34It'll allow him to see you in a different light.
00:35:38You understand that?
00:35:39You're helping children.
00:35:41I saw how children see you.
00:35:42When they see you, their faces light up.
00:35:46There's something about this suit.
00:35:48Once you put it on,
00:35:50it kind of erases your past.
00:35:53It becomes something new.
00:35:55You have a purpose.
00:35:58Uncle Charles.
00:36:00No.
00:36:08You think you're the only criminal in the family, don't you?
00:36:15No.
00:36:19I'll show you something.
00:36:27See that?
00:36:29That's my father, your grandfather.
00:36:32And his father, my grandfather.
00:36:35Do you know what my grandfather did for a living?
00:36:38He was a bootlegger from Chicago.
00:36:41They called them big draws.
00:36:45Do you know what they called your grandfather?
00:36:47What?
00:36:48Poon Daddy.
00:36:50He was a con artist.
00:36:53We all had a pass.
00:36:56They put on a suit, it erased your past.
00:36:59They started giving.
00:37:01I even had my past.
00:37:04I used to be a gymnast.
00:37:06Now that's criminal.
00:37:09Especially when you saw me in them tights.
00:37:14My point is,
00:37:15put on a suit,
00:37:18it gives you a purpose.
00:37:20You got it.
00:37:23Uncle Charles,
00:37:24I don't want to be sound.
00:37:27As a kid,
00:37:28this is all you ever wanted to do.
00:37:30I was eight.
00:37:33Of course I thought this was the coolest job in the world.
00:37:36You're a fat man in a red velvet suit
00:37:38and nobody judges you.
00:37:41But then I grew up.
00:37:43And I realized that all you do
00:37:45is peddle dreams and wishes to little kids.
00:37:47It's not real.
00:37:48None of this
00:37:50is real.
00:37:58That's what you think I'm a fat man in a red suit.
00:38:06This is real.
00:38:08You're real.
00:38:09Uncle Charles,
00:38:11there's a thousand other guys out there
00:38:12that like to play dress up just like you.
00:38:14You don't need me.
00:38:16But they're not real.
00:38:18And they're not you.
00:38:19They're from Insta-take.
00:38:22Face.
00:38:24The thing with the bird.
00:38:26Insta-face, huh?
00:38:27You know what I'm saying.
00:38:29They're Insta-influencers, man.
00:38:33I love you.
00:38:34But you gotta understand that
00:38:36not everybody gets what they want for Christmas.
00:38:38You of all people should know that.
00:38:42I do.
00:38:43That's not what you get.
00:38:46That's what you give.
00:38:48Whatever, man.
00:38:50I got bigger fish to fry
00:38:51and bigger problems to solve.
00:38:53So I'm gonna find me something to eat,
00:38:54and I guess I'll find my own way home.
00:38:59Now, when you say you're gonna find your own way home,
00:39:01does that mean you're gonna steal a car?
00:39:03No.
00:39:06Where'd you get that road from?
00:39:27Hey.
00:39:28I think I'm lost.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:33Then where are your parents?
00:39:37I don't know.
00:39:41They're probably worried.
00:39:43Where's your family?
00:39:50Santa Charles is your daddy?
00:39:54Uncle.
00:39:57Mom and Daddy are gone.
00:39:58You are so lucky.
00:40:01I wish I had an Uncle Santa.
00:40:07I guess he's not so bad.
00:40:10Gosh, there you are.
00:40:12I was so worried.
00:40:15No problem.
00:40:16Come on, let's go.
00:40:29Come on.
00:40:30Let's go.
00:40:54We're live.
00:40:56We're live.
00:40:59I said, are you Santas ready for a challenge?
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:04The ultimate Santa challenge?
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:07I'm your host, DJ Snow Biz, and the store is your plate now.
00:41:12We also have souvenirs.
00:41:15We have hats, shot glasses, snow boats, novelty towels, t-shirts, miniatures, and various work
00:41:21have to be available for the purchase.
00:41:23Okay?
00:41:23It's very funny.
00:41:24There will be three days of Santa games, and at the end of the games, we'll count our next
00:41:29small Santa.
00:41:31All right.
00:41:31But, but, you don't have to take my word for it, because Santa Charles is here to let you
00:41:36know that he's been making a list and checking it twice, and at the end of the games, he will
00:41:40decide if it's been naughty or nuts.
00:41:48First of all, I'd like to thank you guys for welcoming you to Santa games.
00:41:55This is not a job.
00:41:59It's an honor and a privilege.
00:42:03This is not a suit or a costume, it's a uniform, and I'm proud to wear it.
00:42:10Some of you guys know this, some of you guys don't, I'm part of a legacy here, three decades,
00:42:19sitting in that chair right there, a grandfather, a father.
00:42:23But this is not about being a mall Santa, it's about listening and love.
00:42:31Love for the job, love for the people, love for the community.
00:42:38I remember you, Stacy Howard, one of the fire trucks, kids.
00:42:47They don't get everything they want, but they do get to see Santa Claus that looks like them.
00:42:57So, welcome to the first annual Santa Claus.
00:43:05Thank you so much man.
00:43:07Yes.
00:43:10NeverJJJD, same.
00:43:17Buy cotton.
00:43:25The outside station is a candidate that makes important for people keeping the atmosphere.
00:43:27Today, talking to the lady, there's a doctor standing in the kitchen.
00:43:48Can I help you?
00:43:50It's not what it looks like.
00:43:52Looks like you're stealing from Santa.
00:43:56What are you doing innit?
00:43:57borrowing from Santa without his permission you lose a bed or something
00:44:03worse I think I just found my Christmas spirit in a storage closet is that where
00:44:09I left it oh you know I never could find the hats in the midst of all that other
00:44:19stuff your uncle is going to be so please don't tell uncle Charles I want to do
00:44:32this on my own if it's in my blood my family legacy then it's meant to be but
00:44:40if not and I fail at this too then at least uncle Charles won't have to get his
00:44:45hopes up all right I won't say a word okay but I do think he's gonna know I just
00:44:54have a feeling he'll know
00:45:01can you help me with this beard I thought you'd never ask
00:45:06all right oh yeah first you have to take this nap off put your head down
00:45:15behind those ears hold on can you breathe
00:45:26so proud
00:45:31next
00:45:42next
00:45:47so I'm really sorry
00:45:48thanks
00:45:54all right first and last name
00:45:56thank you
00:46:17how's your name my name is Stephanie
00:46:20why I'm wearing you know straight from Jamaica
00:46:25hi I'm Adam
00:46:27hi my name is
00:46:30Clyde
00:46:33my name is Nick
00:46:35and Nick why do you want to be Santa Claus
00:46:39wait wait hold on who are you
00:46:41who are you to be asking me questions or what was what's happening right now
00:46:46we want to be Santa Claus and I'm coming and I show up Santa can be everywhere you
00:46:51know I'm here for one reason total world domination did it and now he's on the elf
00:46:56king
00:47:01so basically
00:47:07welcome to game one of the SantaINT
00:47:19All right, and we're back with what looks like
00:47:22Pampers of Santa's dirty laundry.
00:47:27I wonder what we're gonna do with that?
00:47:30Can't hear you, but if you guessed wash and fold, you're wrong.
00:47:35This game is called Santa's Pajamas.
00:47:44When I count to three, you will race to the hampers and grab a matching pajama set.
00:47:49We have Elf, Gingerbread, and Snowman.
00:47:53Options are limited, so choose wisely.
00:47:59And go!
00:48:06Oh, wow.
00:48:10Legal contact!
00:48:12There's no fighting in the North Pole!
00:48:14We have jammies for everybody.
00:48:18Oh!
00:48:29Oh!
00:48:35Trial.
00:48:37Trial.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You don't think there's a need to try out?
00:48:41I don't think there's a need to try out when you find what it is that you're looking for,
00:48:45and it's sitting in the chair.
00:48:47I am a fat man, and this...
00:48:49How does he do this?
00:48:52Who is he?
00:48:54Santa Charles.
00:48:56Oh, so you know Santa Charles?
00:48:57I know of him.
00:48:59What do you know of Santa Charles?
00:49:01Cool dude.
00:49:02Now it's time for the one, the only, Santa Charles!
00:49:18Good afternoon, Santas!
00:49:21Please try to separate in the most scientific ways.
00:49:25Gingerbread to the left, elves in the middle, Snowmen to the right.
00:49:28The losing team will unfortunately be kicked out of the games.
00:49:32If you don't have a costume on, buh-bye.
00:49:39Oh!
00:49:41Can I tell them Designs by Terrell?
00:49:45Designs by Terrell!
00:49:47Take a picture, it's gonna last longer.
00:49:49Mm-hmm.
00:49:50And again, if you don't have a costume, off you go.
00:49:59Listen, you guys all did a good job.
00:50:03See you day two.
00:50:05Good night.
00:50:05Have a good night, guys.
00:50:10We'll see you back here bright and early tomorrow morning for day two.
00:50:14We'll see you back here, Phil.
00:50:42Look who I find roaming the halls like a lost little puppy!
00:50:47And look, he don't have his beard on!
00:50:49No, I won't cry!
00:50:52Hey, I hope you don't mind. We couldn't decide on what we're talking to guests, so we just got cheese.
00:50:57Yeah, and they got a fruit punch, ginger ale, energy drinks, and water.
00:51:02Or, if you're feeling brave, I make a mean protein shake. I'm nicknaming Santa's ultimate challenge.
00:51:11I don't think I have any competition, but to be honest with you, there's one particular one on my team.
00:51:16Are they gonna hear this?
00:51:17No, of course not.
00:51:18Okay, cool. So, there's one particular Santa on my team. Nick.
00:51:22Buff Daddy, Big Santa.
00:51:24He's just always angry and wants to hit people.
00:51:27The Roid Ranger.
00:51:28I think that might be something in his protein shakes.
00:51:30I think he taken some of the ting. He needs to slow it down. It's not healthy for your man
00:51:34bit, you know what I'm saying?
00:51:35But then some of the other ones, you know, they all right, you know.
00:51:39Day one done.
00:51:40Yeah, you know, we started it up a little rocky, you know.
00:51:42But you know what, Mike? We got it done. We edged it out.
00:51:46You know what? I think day two is gonna be a doozy.
00:51:49I mean, everything that went through with the PJs. But you two looked a little intense.
00:51:53This man. Are you scared?
00:51:56To know what you should be.
00:51:57Ooh. Ooh. I'm just glad I found a shirt that could fit me.
00:52:01I actually found the shirt. And you're welcome.
00:52:05Yeah.
00:52:06You know what? It was a little crazy.
00:52:09You guys think the rest of the challenges are gonna be like that?
00:52:12Nah, man. We don't think so.
00:52:15I really just wanna say something.
00:52:17I'm just so happy to be here with all of you. Back home in London, you know, I don't have
00:52:24a lot of friends.
00:52:26You know, that sweater many ass you white.
00:52:29Look, I'm just here to make a statement.
00:52:30And what's that?
00:52:32That women can be Santa, too.
00:52:35I'm here because I wanna be the next Santa. The first and one and only female Santa.
00:52:43While we're at it, quiet. Now, I know you're here to compete as well.
00:52:47But we all know there's something hiding underneath that Santa beer.
00:52:50Ho, ho, ho. I'm trying to get it.
00:52:55Alright.
00:52:57Well, it's obvious that you don't wanna be here.
00:52:59I mean, me, I love Christmas. I love all of it, you know?
00:53:04I love Christmas. I love everything about Christmas.
00:53:06The decorations, trees, music. I even love the cold air.
00:53:10We wanna show the world that Christmas and the universal, you know?
00:53:16I just want the gig. Period.
00:53:21Okay. Well, I already told you why I'm here, Clyde. So, what's up?
00:53:26Well, I guess I just want something to believe in.
00:53:29You know, it's something, it's something I always wanted.
00:53:34Aw, Clyde, you're a serious dude.
00:53:37I tell you, that's me one more time on. What do you want, huh?
00:53:41Oh, hey, look, everyone. Grab my phone.
00:53:45Alright. Everybody, cheers.
00:53:47Alright.
00:53:49To all of us, may our journey be worth it.
00:53:54But, huh.
00:53:55And as Team Elf, may we be indestructible.
00:53:59And all those other Santas, you know, they don't know what's coming.
00:54:03We are.
00:54:04We're coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:06We're all gonna go.
00:54:07We're coming.
00:54:07We're coming.
00:54:10Let's come.
00:54:25Oh!
00:54:26Charles!
00:54:28It's after 11.
00:54:31Come on, what are you doing?
00:54:32You gotta give me another to do some research.
00:54:34What research on what?
00:54:35Going to look in the cookie jar and eat up all the cookies?
00:54:38I'm not okay. I mean, it may look like I'm just eating the cookies, but I'm doing research for the
00:54:45games tomorrow. I've got to know this stuff.
00:54:47Okay, research.
00:54:50Look, being Santa Claus is not just a job. It's a way of life. Okay?
00:54:57Look at me. I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:02Say that again.
00:55:03I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:06I forgot to eat. It's time.
00:55:10Oh, please go to bed.
00:55:12Forgot to eat. Yep, why don't I do this research?
00:55:15Okay, make sure you leave playing some cookies.
00:55:23Turn the light off, baby.
00:55:26Use your clapper.
00:55:35Some trevishes.
00:55:37Nooks.
00:55:43What we having, man?
00:55:46Yes.
00:55:48I bet you all night of them reindeer, did a snickerdoo.
00:55:59You're good.
00:56:00You're good.
00:56:01You're learning.
00:56:03And you got your glass.
00:56:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:07What?
00:56:10It's my milk.
00:56:11I saw you reaching.
00:56:14Your milk is in there, where you had your lips.
00:56:16Remember?
00:56:17It's the same jug, aren't you?
00:56:19No, no.
00:56:19New jug, my jug.
00:56:20See, my jug.
00:56:22I'm here.
00:56:23Your lips.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:24Oh, I got a question for you.
00:56:25Hey!
00:56:27You got a question?
00:56:33Yeah, go ahead and ask.
00:56:36Can I have a cookie?
00:56:37Oh, man.
00:56:40The fact that you asking me, instead of just going in there?
00:56:45I love that, man.
00:56:47No.
00:56:49I don't want those nasty snickerdoodles anyway.
00:56:51Well, good.
00:56:51You can't have one.
00:56:53Why not chocolate chip or something?
00:56:56It's basic.
00:56:58It's a basic cookie.
00:56:59Chocolate chip is good.
00:57:00It's the best.
00:57:01It's a basic cookie.
00:57:03Peanut butter.
00:57:0560s.
00:57:07What's the nastiest cookie?
00:57:11Rocky Road.
00:57:13Rocky Road cookies?
00:57:14That's what I said.
00:57:16What about oatmeal raisin?
00:57:17Ooh.
00:57:18Ooh.
00:57:20Ooh.
00:57:20Ooh.
00:57:20Ooh.
00:57:32Miss Claus is here?
00:57:34Santa Charles is really walking away from her.
00:57:40Nick.
00:57:41Elf?
00:57:42I love a woman in charge.
00:57:44Of course you do.
00:57:46Can I help you?
00:57:47No.
00:57:47But I can help you.
00:57:48I'm not interested.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:50I guess I won't tell you that the first challenge is a Santa trivia game.
00:57:55I appreciate you for not telling me that.
00:57:58Is there anything else you don't want to tell me?
00:58:00I'd love to.
00:58:01But I can't.
00:58:03You shouldn't.
00:58:04I definitely shouldn't tell you that the second challenge is a guessing game involving
00:58:08Santa Charles' favorite cookie.
00:58:10But that's all I know.
00:58:12When I become queen of the store one day, maybe you and I should go grab lunch or something.
00:58:16Merry Christmas.
00:58:17Oh.
00:58:18Oh.
00:58:19Uh, do you have any kids?
00:58:21No.
00:58:23Yeah, see, you're not really my type.
00:58:26But, um, I do want to see you win, though.
00:58:28What can I say?
00:58:29I'm a feminist.
00:58:30Oh, God.
00:58:31Gross.
00:58:32Elf.
00:58:32I love women.
00:58:33Elf.
00:58:37Come in, come in.
00:58:38All right, guys, look at us, team Elf.
00:58:41Team Elf, team Elf.
00:58:43Okay, look, y'all, look, okay.
00:58:45So, Malt's trivia over there was just telling me there's going to be two games.
00:58:48Something about a guessing game of cookies.
00:58:50And the other one is basically like a Santa trivia game.
00:58:53Well, have we got any of those cookies?
00:58:55Oh, you got them.
00:58:56Oh, shit.
00:58:57You guys are a white team.
00:58:59And we're only for maps.
00:59:01You're not?
00:59:01Yeah, what's wrong with your hat, man?
00:59:02You look like you're leaning a bit.
00:59:03Oh, interesting.
00:59:05Ha!
00:59:06I'm like a leaning tower of pizza.
00:59:07All right.
00:59:09Beth?
00:59:10Yeah, man.
00:59:11All right.
00:59:13No mistakes.
00:59:16Mistakes are okay as long as you remain friends.
00:59:19Hey, man, we're trying to win this thing, all right?
00:59:21Morning, Santas, and welcome back for day two.
00:59:24Are you ready for more games?
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:26Woo!
00:59:27Yeah!
00:59:30Gingerbread, Elf, Snowman, are you a team, Zoddy?
00:59:34Yeah!
00:59:36Now it's time for The Santa, a trivia game hosted by someone, the only, Santa Charles!
00:59:51Listen up, guys.
00:59:52The questions are all multiple choice.
00:59:54So you all stand the chance, okay?
00:59:57You say you want to play soon.
00:59:59Oh, oh!
00:59:59Excuse me!
01:00:00Oh, yeah!
01:00:01Oh!
01:00:02Oh!
01:00:02Well, let's see.
01:00:04Questions, please!
01:00:06Be aggressive.
01:00:10First question.
01:00:13How many reindeers does Santa have?
01:00:16A8, B9, C, as many as he wants.
01:00:33A8, B9, C, as many as he wants.
01:00:37Boards, please.
01:00:39Yeah.
01:00:39What do you want me to do, man?
01:00:44And the answer is B9.
01:00:57Where exactly was Mommy when she kissed Santa?
01:01:01It's here.
01:01:02Underneath the mistletoe, underneath the little bowl, see at Ice Cube's house.
01:01:09I think it's a trick.
01:01:12Why should you do it?
01:01:13Why don't you ever hope the sling is a trick?
01:01:15What's up, Mommy?
01:01:15I'm בזli, I'm sorry.
01:01:17Why don't you see this, buddy?
01:01:17What's up, Mommy?
01:01:19What's up, Mommy?
01:01:19Boards, please.
01:01:28You all right?
01:01:32Name a country in which Santa is known as Pierre-Louis.
01:01:37Can you guys say that?
01:01:41Look at that.
01:01:43Look at that!
01:01:45A, France, B, Belgium, C, Watts.
01:01:50Piano.
01:01:52What are you doing?
01:01:53What are you doing?
01:01:54Come on.
01:01:55Do you know what it is?
01:01:57Borghury?
01:01:58It's not.
01:01:59It's not.
01:02:03They stupid.
01:02:05I'm sorry.
01:02:06Elvis, you got that wrong.
01:02:08It's actually...
01:02:09A, France.
01:02:11You guys just sit there and breathe, okay?
01:02:13Hey, it was amazing stuff.
01:02:16Yeah, it's all right.
01:02:17We're still friends and friends.
01:02:20Who had the biggest hit of a career with the song Santa Baby in 1953?
01:02:26A, or the kid?
01:02:28What's that?
01:02:28B, Prince.
01:02:31C, Beyonce.
01:02:33I mean, what is the A for, though?
01:02:37Ah, answer is A.
01:02:39Hey!
01:02:40You're going right.
01:02:40That's all that matters.
01:02:42We're friends.
01:02:42What black song plays all day long during Christmas?
01:02:46Oh, wait.
01:02:47It's not so nice.
01:02:48A.
01:02:50What group does Eddie LaVert sing with?
01:02:53You guys just sit there and breathe, okay?
01:02:55I got it.
01:02:55George?
01:02:56Listen.
01:02:57I think he can do it.
01:02:59C.
01:03:00Elvis, you got that wrong.
01:03:02Okay?
01:03:04Ah, answer is A.
01:03:18What is Santa's favorite cookie?
01:03:22It don't matter.
01:03:24He can eat anything.
01:03:34Final tie-breaking round.
01:03:37Gingerbread, you're going to sit this one out.
01:03:39It's between the elves and the snowman.
01:03:42Okay.
01:03:44This is the question.
01:03:47First team to meet with their chalkboard wins.
01:03:51Who was the first boss, Santa?
01:03:54A, Colonel Tim.
01:03:56B, Colonel Jim.
01:03:59C, Colonel Sanders, D, Popeye.
01:04:05I know this one.
01:04:06Wait, wait, wait.
01:04:07Wait, wait.
01:04:07You don't...
01:04:08What?
01:04:08You just put easy.
01:04:09You want to be the one to write?
01:04:11Yes, yes.
01:04:12I don't know.
01:04:13How you doing?
01:04:13How you doing?
01:04:15Snowman.
01:04:16Yeah.
01:04:16He's a snowman.
01:04:17You did it.
01:04:18You did it.
01:04:19You did it, man.
01:04:21Let's go.
01:04:21But you're wrong.
01:04:25It's a trivia, my track.
01:04:28Yeah.
01:04:30Nice track.
01:04:35What you got, Elm?
01:04:43That's going to be Elm.
01:04:46It did.
01:04:47But you know what?
01:04:49Elms, you got one.
01:04:51Elms, you got one.
01:04:51Elms, you got one.
01:04:51B, Colonel.
01:04:56Gingerbread and our team, you tie it up.
01:05:02Elms, gingerbread, you're on to the next round.
01:05:05Woo-hoo.
01:05:07It was a good game.
01:05:08Great.
01:05:09Great.
01:05:10Great.
01:05:20Well, as far as Team Elf goes, first you got, you got this old, I guess, Asian guy.
01:05:31His name's Adam.
01:05:34Have you ever had a gas bubble that you can't get rid of?
01:05:38He's all right.
01:05:38He's probably the worst smelling person I've ever met in my entire life.
01:05:42Stephanie.
01:05:42Maybe she'd come back to the island with me, you know.
01:05:45He could be second place.
01:05:47He could play the reindeer.
01:05:48Fireside and candlelight.
01:05:53Stephanie.
01:05:54Me.
01:05:56Perhaps a little wine.
01:05:59I like to romanticize about reindeer.
01:06:06Huh?
01:06:07Reindeer.
01:06:08And I'm not done yet.
01:06:10I didn't finish.
01:06:15Moving forward, it will be every man and woman for themselves.
01:06:20The next game is called...
01:06:22This is a little game I call Smell My Finger.
01:06:24Guess the cookie correctly, you move on.
01:06:27Guess it wrong, you're done.
01:06:32First up, peas!
01:06:40Chocolate chip.
01:06:42You got it right.
01:06:43Next, we'll take some peas.
01:06:49Chocolate chip.
01:06:51Oh man, no.
01:06:52I want a redo.
01:06:53I don't care.
01:06:54I want a redo.
01:06:55I don't care.
01:06:57You're wrong.
01:06:58We're bringing a blindfolded to up the edge.
01:07:02He's very excited.
01:07:07Chocolate chip.
01:07:08Haha, no.
01:07:09Oh man.
01:07:11Work on that.
01:07:13Not right now.
01:07:15Ha ha ha.
01:07:15Right there where that is.
01:07:19Back it out, break it down.
01:07:21No, this gotta be snickety-dee-do.
01:07:23What'd you say?
01:07:24Snick-a-doo.
01:07:25Snick-a-dick-a.
01:07:27Snook-a-doo.
01:07:28Yeah.
01:07:29Something like that.
01:07:30He's from the south.
01:07:33Behold.
01:07:35Hmph.
01:07:36Ginger snap.
01:07:38You're right.
01:07:39Next!
01:07:40Boss.
01:07:40Boss elf.
01:07:42Smell my fingers.
01:07:45You're a friend.
01:07:46Fine.
01:07:46He's great.
01:07:47What come down the road?
01:07:49You're a happy elf.
01:07:53Blotty, blotty.
01:07:54Mmm.
01:07:55That's definitely the Scotty biscuit.
01:07:57Oh no!
01:07:59It's not a blind biscuit.
01:08:02It's a cookie.
01:08:03There's no tea over here.
01:08:08Blotty.
01:08:09Blind cookies.
01:08:10Take it home.
01:08:12The team out.
01:08:15No.
01:08:15No.
01:08:16No.
01:08:19Next!
01:08:24No.
01:08:26No.
01:08:27No.
01:08:28No.
01:08:29No.
01:08:30Special one for you.
01:08:32That's a macaroon, man.
01:08:34You're a good one.
01:08:35You're a good one.
01:08:37You're a good one.
01:08:38You're a good one.
01:08:38Chuckle boy boy come with them one, two, and twice.
01:08:44Sheila E.
01:08:45Sheila E.
01:08:46Oh, ma'am.
01:08:51You're right.
01:08:54It's good for your sister.
01:08:55Oh, ma'am.
01:08:56Loosh.
01:08:58Whoo!
01:08:59Now, that's a big yell.
01:09:00Um, you want a hamburger?
01:09:04Maybe get two cookies for you.
01:09:07Peanut butter.
01:09:08Hold on.
01:09:10Chocolate chip.
01:09:11And...
01:09:12And pretzel?
01:09:15That boy's good.
01:09:17You good, boy!
01:09:19You good!
01:09:23And just like that, we're down to the final five.
01:09:26Let's give it up for them.
01:09:27Woo!
01:09:28Woo!
01:09:31Let's be on the final day, everybody.
01:09:33Woo!
01:09:37Dang, Santa.
01:09:38I think one of them might actually win this thing.
01:09:42Good job, baby.
01:09:58We push the futures and chip.
01:10:05And we're all ready for them.
01:10:06We're all ready for a few minutes,
01:10:06Let's do it!
01:10:08We got to buy it!
01:10:17We're ready for a fake NFT!
01:10:19Let's go!
01:10:19Let's go!
01:10:20Let's go!
01:10:22What do we need?
01:10:25candy apple.
01:10:27Are you really going to leave this?
01:10:30About time she finds out how hard this job really is.
01:10:33She's going to see how hard it is if you said it was.
01:10:36This is what you're going to leave us with?
01:10:39Man, you got it.
01:10:42This is what you're going to leave us with?
01:11:04Give it up for Stephanie.
01:11:11Adam.
01:11:16Wayne.
01:11:19Nick.
01:11:23Nick.
01:11:24Nick.
01:11:25Come on.
01:11:25Go for the world.
01:11:28And Clyde.
01:11:32One of these competitors is about to become the next small Santa.
01:11:37Bugs, before we jump into day three, the final day of the Santa Games, a quick word from our
01:11:42sponsor, the woman who signs my chest, Denise Rayner, everyone.
01:11:53And I just have one thing to say.
01:11:56And that is thank you.
01:11:58And thank you.
01:12:01No, no, no, no, no.
01:12:03Santa Charles, you have made this one Christmas season to remember.
01:12:08Your final season.
01:12:09Your final season.
01:12:10And on behalf of myself, your fans, and all of Santa's helpers, we wanted to do something
01:12:17a little different.
01:12:18Something meaningful and painful.
01:12:20You're making the slave cry.
01:12:21You want...
01:12:25You do.
01:12:28They're vegan.
01:12:30I am so proud of how you structured the rules of this competition.
01:12:34and how you did so without bias or prejudice or flatulence
01:12:38and how you took the time for each competitor
01:12:42to dig in and help them find their full Santa potential.
01:12:46With that level of grit and determination,
01:12:49I think we can be confident that you're...
01:12:55Thank you, Denise.
01:12:57Thank you, but no need to put Santa Charles on the spot.
01:12:59Let's let him enjoy his cookies in peace.
01:13:02He earned them after all.
01:13:03Now, are we ready for the...
01:13:33All right.
01:13:34All right.
01:13:36All right.
01:13:39Who's ready for you?
01:13:51All right.
01:14:02Well, let me put thebalics here.
01:14:03All right.
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