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00:01:23Das war's für heute.
00:01:46Ich weiß nicht, dass ich das jobbe.
00:01:48Gut, Leute.
00:01:50Let's have fun today, okay?
00:01:53If you kids wanna buy a picture,
00:01:56it's okay, but don't push.
00:01:59Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:00Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:03What is the word?
00:02:06Fun. What?
00:02:07Fun.
00:02:09Fun.
00:02:13See you out there.
00:02:14I'm Santa Charles.
00:02:15Wait.
00:02:19Slow down, Santa.
00:02:21These are new.
00:02:24Are you hiding?
00:02:25Can you see me?
00:02:27Is Jesus black?
00:02:28Santa, go to the office.
00:02:30The niece wants to see you.
00:02:31Tell Santa Charles what?
00:02:34Santa, she wants to see you in her office.
00:02:37You didn't see me.
00:02:38That's not sexy.
00:02:41That's a fact, Joe.
00:02:44I'm not the only big guy here.
00:02:47Thick is a new word.
00:02:48Two Cs.
00:02:49What about Big D?
00:02:51Big Douglas over here.
00:02:53No one ever makes fun of Big Douglas.
00:02:56He's a security guard.
00:02:57He's bigger than me.
00:02:59Not my ministry.
00:03:00They're making fun of big people.
00:03:02We need to get together and rally around big people.
00:03:06Get us a flag.
00:03:08A saying.
00:03:10Yo, you bigger than everybody.
00:03:12We're going to have to knock them up, man.
00:03:14Don't do what you need to do.
00:03:15I ain't bigger than you.
00:03:28Santa Claus!
00:03:30Whoa!
00:03:32For me?
00:03:34Yes, sir.
00:03:35Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:03:39Who's been naughty and who's been black?
00:03:42Santa!
00:03:44Hey!
00:03:46Boom!
00:03:47Who wants to talk to Santa?
00:03:50Oh, oh!
00:03:51Feliz Navidad!
00:03:52Oh, boom!
00:03:54Feliz Navidad!
00:03:54Bueno!
00:03:55Bueno!
00:03:55Hey!
00:03:57Boom, Emily!
00:03:59Let's get some music going on around here.
00:04:01Merry Christmas, everybody!
00:04:04Let's get this party started!
00:04:05Hey!
00:04:10Merry Christmas!
00:04:12Hi, Santa Child!
00:04:13Hi, Janet!
00:04:14Is that my name?
00:04:15Is that my name?
00:04:16Is that my name?
00:04:16Last year, you wanted a detective outfit with a magpie glass.
00:04:20The year before that, you wanted just friends and a unicorn.
00:04:24What do you want this year?
00:04:29I'll do my best.
00:04:30Oh, and Santa, one more thing.
00:04:32Yeah?
00:04:33Do you need Jesus.
00:04:35How about a picture with Santa?
00:04:39Say, Merry Christmas!
00:04:41Merry Christmas!
00:04:45I want a PS5, a zero gravity laser race car, a climate quality.
00:04:50And if you can fix the ozone layer even just a little bit, that would be great.
00:04:54And also...
00:04:55How about we take this picture?
00:04:56Say, Christmas presents!
00:05:05No!
00:05:07No!
00:05:08No!
00:05:09Incoming!
00:05:11No!
00:05:13No!
00:05:14No!
00:05:16Why says that rho poner a spider weave in and they can't look for a mole is at me!
00:05:20Yeah?
00:05:24No!
00:05:25No!
00:05:27Let's go!
00:05:27A new epicenter Owens, K winter jadi.
00:05:36I thought you'd stop by my office on one of your breaks.
00:05:39Well, take me off, still on break, I...
00:05:41I heard about the incident.
00:05:47The guy was 300 pounds.
00:05:49I think he was 30.
00:05:50We don't discriminate.
00:05:52Hmm?
00:05:53Discriminate?
00:05:54I'm, you know, it's this guy.
00:05:56Why can't you be a team player?
00:05:59I am a team player.
00:06:00He's not a team player.
00:06:02Most teams protect a quarterback.
00:06:05He was a paying customer.
00:06:08Santa is his best friend.
00:06:09Santa is his hero.
00:06:10And all heroes should better sell honey to a bee.
00:06:13Heroes get the job done.
00:06:15But you know a hero's also a sandwich?
00:06:18I like mine with some relish, maybe some mayonnaise.
00:06:22You had a quota to make.
00:06:23I like it.
00:06:24You sell what?
00:06:25Hmm?
00:06:26Any idea?
00:06:28Hmm?
00:06:29I'm...
00:06:30The num...
00:06:31I don't have the paper.
00:06:33The numbers haven't came in.
00:06:34The numbers came in.
00:06:36We sold a couple hundred.
00:06:37Whoa!
00:06:38That's what I'm talking about.
00:06:40No, that's not what we're talking about.
00:06:41Whoa!
00:06:43Keep it down, the kids.
00:06:45Off top?
00:06:45Is that some kind of record number?
00:06:46No, that's a failure.
00:06:48You sold a couple hundred photos a day.
00:06:50And yet, you spend hundreds of hours with thousands of kids.
00:06:54You ask them about their lives, their lists, their favorites, but you won't ask them to take one stupid photo?
00:07:00Kids want Santa to listen to them.
00:07:03You want their tooth fairy money.
00:07:04Yes!
00:07:05Yes, yes, yes!
00:07:07I'm gonna call it again.
00:07:08Santa's bigger than the tooth fairy.
00:07:09Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:11Right!
00:07:11That's why he doesn't need any money.
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:17If I look like you, I'd have them eating out the palm of my hands.
00:07:24Is that a fat joke?
00:07:26Let me explain something to you.
00:07:28I am Santa's legacy.
00:07:31Hmm.
00:07:32Okay?
00:07:3225 years.
00:07:33Me.
00:07:34In.
00:07:35Okay?
00:07:36My daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:38His daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:40His daddy, well not his daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:43Okay, your daddy, and your daddy's daddy, and your daddy's daddy on top of that, don't pay these bills.
00:07:47Do your job.
00:07:50Well, maybe his daddy's daddy was a Santa Claus.
00:07:54Not a mall, because they didn't have malls.
00:07:56I believe in you.
00:07:58I believe in your bigness.
00:08:00Huh?
00:08:04Leave.
00:08:06You get the point, because I'm, I've been doing this a long time.
00:08:39I'm getting too old for this.
00:08:40for her to be late.
00:08:48I don't know.
00:08:51You're you.
00:08:52You're you.
00:08:57You're you.
00:09:08You're.
00:09:11You know you can't drown your problems in snickerdoodle and milk, right?
00:09:16Thanks for letting me stay here, aunt.
00:09:17It's only temporary, man, just until I get back on my feet.
00:09:20You know we don't mind you staying here.
00:09:23It's always a home, but we got some rules.
00:09:29First, no lips to carton.
00:09:32That's direct contact.
00:09:34Don't do that.
00:09:35Don't let your auntie do that.
00:09:37We're family.
00:09:39That means that's your milk now.
00:09:41Yeah, because this is what you use around here.
00:09:46No, it's too late.
00:09:47It's too late.
00:09:49I thought you wanted some.
00:09:51No, you wouldn't lift the carton.
00:09:53It's not in the carton no more.
00:09:56But your lips, son, your lips, huh?
00:10:01All right.
00:10:03And the cookie situation here.
00:10:10We want you to be comfortable.
00:10:13You know you can stay with me and your aunt anytime you want, okay?
00:10:18But we're going to have to ration out these cookies.
00:10:21And Carol said I could have some.
00:10:22She said, one, you don't have to eat nine at one time, son.
00:10:26You can have a cookie every once in a while.
00:10:29You'd look like Rick Ross if you'd like cookies.
00:10:34There's a smile we're looking for.
00:10:35That's the guy I'm looking for right there, man.
00:10:39Listen, everything's going to be all right.
00:10:41I'm going to get you a new apartment.
00:10:42I just wish I could commit to something.
00:10:44I just can't commit to anything these days, man.
00:10:47Well, you know what?
00:10:49You should just start out by committing to this.
00:10:53A glass.
00:10:55Now, that's your milk.
00:10:57Your lips have been on it.
00:10:59And that's your glass.
00:11:03Are you fooling on cookie?
00:11:16I'll call Goofy and Gaffy Elf to come here and sock your Rick Ross-looking ass.
00:11:21Goofy and Gaffy Elf to come here.
00:12:19Untertitelung. BR 2018
00:12:37Well, fellas, another day.
00:13:02What happened?
00:13:05Who shot Rudolph?
00:13:09Santa Charles.
00:13:12My office.
00:13:18Let me talk over here good morning.
00:13:36Please have a seat.
00:13:37If I told you once, I told you twice.
00:13:39I'm not going to retire until I'm in the dirt.
00:13:43You're resilient, and I appreciate that, but I have a business to run.
00:13:46A new, updated, modern Santa experience business.
00:13:50Their contract is up at the end of the season, so I'm not asking you anymore.
00:13:55I'm telling you.
00:13:56Denise.
00:13:56I've decided not to renew.
00:13:59Denise.
00:14:01Denise.
00:14:01Who now?
00:14:02I thought you would like retirement.
00:14:03Come on.
00:14:04No.
00:14:04Are you kidding me?
00:14:05Oh, no.
00:14:06I guess you wouldn't.
00:14:07But Patrick, Patrick, he comes highly recommended.
00:14:11Patrick?
00:14:11Mm-hmm.
00:14:13A white Santa in a black mall?
00:14:16Are you kidding?
00:14:17It would be chaos around here.
00:14:19I...
00:14:19It would be...
00:14:20Did you see the right to King Ryan?
00:14:22I did, but that has nothing to do with this.
00:14:24He is...
00:14:25If you hired a ghost of Christmas past, these people would lose their minds.
00:14:30That's like playing Paul Anka at a family reunion.
00:14:34Okay.
00:14:35You can't do that.
00:14:36I don't see white.
00:14:37I mean, he...
00:14:38Well, the kids will love him.
00:14:40It's good enough.
00:14:40And apparently, he loves having his photo taken.
00:14:43And I like my Santa's amenable.
00:14:44Amenable?
00:14:45Amenable.
00:14:46Bottom line, it works.
00:14:48He works.
00:14:48It works.
00:14:49You can't listen to me.
00:14:52This has been a black Santa mall since 1948.
00:14:56My grandfather sent a little white child right here smiling and people took a picture.
00:15:02Nobody said nothing.
00:15:04That's my legacy.
00:15:07That's who I am.
00:15:08Okay.
00:15:08We break down barriers.
00:15:11Okay?
00:15:11I can appreciate that.
00:15:13I can appreciate that.
00:15:14I know this is some kind of tradition for your family.
00:15:17You've broken all kind of barriers.
00:15:18I get that.
00:15:19But I'm doing you a favor.
00:15:20What?
00:15:20This is a physically demanding job and I can see...
00:15:24Well, say it.
00:15:25Say it.
00:15:27Say it.
00:15:27Say it.
00:15:28I didn't say anything about fat.
00:15:30You were about to say fat?
00:15:31I was gonna say tired.
00:15:32Say it.
00:15:32You're tired.
00:15:33And you have any kids of your own that has the potential...
00:15:36Look, I've made my decision.
00:15:38I'm running up the flagpole.
00:15:39It's done.
00:15:40You said tired instead of fat.
00:15:43Nobody digs your music but you.
00:15:44You are effective.
00:15:45Senator Charles, you need to write in your journal or take that up with your therapist.
00:15:49I'm telling you what I need.
00:15:50My bottom line is suffering because of your incompetence.
00:15:54Now, here's the deal.
00:15:55After this season, you're done.
00:16:04You're done.
00:16:05I see some time.
00:16:06No.
00:16:06No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:07Absolutely not.
00:16:08Listen to me.
00:16:09Hear me out.
00:16:10Let me find my own replacement.
00:16:18Groom the way you like it.
00:16:21Woo!
00:16:22You're funny.
00:16:24You picked the wrong profession.
00:16:25You probably should have been a comedian.
00:16:28I groom, I hand down, I teach, but it's with your rules.
00:16:40Let me go out with some dignity and then I'll retire.
00:16:46Is that a promise?
00:16:47Yes!
00:16:49You told me Santa's don't make promises.
00:16:51They do now.
00:16:54All right, I'll tell you what.
00:16:57You have until the end of the season to find me the best Santa for the job.
00:17:05Game on.
00:17:06Well, let's shake on it.
00:17:07Let's not shake on it.
00:17:09Let's remember this moment.
00:17:13Okay.
00:17:15You're a good friend.
00:17:16Okay, go.
00:17:18Have you ever heard of the heat miser?
00:17:20You kind of look like a...
00:17:25Thank you.
00:17:26Thank you.
00:17:27No, thank you.
00:17:28Thank you.
00:17:28I'm not gonna let you down.
00:17:29Got it.
00:17:30Okay?
00:17:32Overstood.
00:17:32Great.
00:17:41Hey, the name is Orlando.
00:17:43And next time you're in this mall, just ask for me.
00:17:46Baby, you're never waiting in line again.
00:17:49I'm telling my dad.
00:17:51I'm telling my dad, too.
00:17:53I'm telling my dad, too.
00:17:55Kids.
00:17:56Great.
00:18:03Merry Christmas, Jude.
00:18:04What's wrong?
00:18:06What's wrong?
00:18:08I don't know, I don't know.
00:18:09First time in a black mall.
00:18:14I know how you feel.
00:18:16Barbecue smell.
00:18:18Graves.
00:18:20Cornbread.
00:18:24I know what you want for Christmas.
00:18:26You want to be able to do this.
00:18:32Back at you, Jude.
00:18:33What do you want this year?
00:18:34What do you want this year?
00:18:35A...
00:18:37A turtle?
00:18:39A turtle?
00:18:55Are you getting too old for the sled?
00:18:58No
00:19:08You get too old for the sled.
00:19:24Das ist mein Design.
00:19:28Sites like these steal indie ideas all the time.
00:19:31Make a few changes and resell the imitations as their own.
00:19:36You're really leaving, huh?
00:19:38I'm not gonna help it.
00:19:40I'm not gonna help it.
00:19:41You're really good at this.
00:19:47I feel you.
00:19:48And I'm 100% on board. Give me the details.
00:19:51What's your target demo?
00:19:52Level of experience? Personality type?
00:19:55Hmm.
00:19:57A little...
00:19:58date-ish, but you know.
00:20:00Okay.
00:20:01Do you want me to put competitive salary?
00:20:03Ooh! Can grow a beard naturally.
00:20:06You know how I meant aggressive?
00:20:08B. Aggressive. B.
00:20:10E. Aggressive.
00:20:11Should I set the parameters to worldwide?
00:20:17I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:20:19Okay, what else do you want?
00:20:21Video.
00:20:22Oh, I'm good at videos.
00:20:23Really?
00:20:27Anything else?
00:20:30Those yellow...
00:20:31Those yellow things with expressions.
00:20:34With smiley face.
00:20:36Emoji.
00:20:37We just got Black Santa's last year.
00:20:43Emoji.
00:20:45Emoji.
00:20:46Emoji.
00:20:48Emoji.
00:20:49Emoji.
00:20:50Emoji.
00:20:51Emoji.
00:20:54Emoji.
00:20:55Emoji.
00:20:56Emoji.
00:20:57Emoji.
00:21:08Emoji.
00:21:13Emoji.
00:21:20Emoji.
00:21:21I'm not sweet. I'm just reading my eyelids.
00:21:30Uh oh.
00:21:32Somebody want something.
00:21:36Call me.
00:21:38When you get all squirrelly and touchy like this, you want to say something.
00:21:44Or you want something.
00:21:46You alright?
00:21:48I can't figure out what to do.
00:21:51What should I do?
00:21:53We've been putting it off for a long time.
00:21:56And we both knew this day would come.
00:21:59Right?
00:22:00But I think retirement is going to be good for both of us.
00:22:04You love it?
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06Let me think about it.
00:22:07Now we get to stop putting off that trip to Edinburgh.
00:22:11Edinburgh?
00:22:12Come on, it's been years. We've been talking about Edinburgh.
00:22:14Edinburgh?
00:22:14Yes, Edinburgh.
00:22:15Are you saying it right?
00:22:16I'm saying it right.
00:22:17Edinburgh.
00:22:18E-D-I-N-S-A-N-T-A-I-N-T-E-A
00:22:21Are you trying to say Inglewood?
00:22:23No, baby, no.
00:22:25Edinburgh!
00:22:25We do, baby.
00:22:26No, no, no. Black people.
00:22:27Yeah, we're black.
00:22:29Mm-hmm.
00:22:29We'll be there.
00:22:31Black Edinburgh.
00:22:32Do something different, honey.
00:22:35Let's go to Alabama.
00:22:37Aber ich will sehen die Weihnachtsmarkt, Big Papa.
00:22:42Aber das ist warum sie die Internet haben.
00:22:44In Person und auf Weihnachten.
00:22:47Edinburgh?
00:22:48Ja.
00:22:50Oh Gott, du kannst mich nicht verholt, weil ich bin Santa Claus.
00:22:54Ich bin mir meine Schuld.
00:22:56Baby, du bist in dieser Karte all day und all night,
00:22:59um deine Schuld zu machen.
00:23:02Aber wenn wir nicht gehen, kann ich mir ein favoritzen?
00:23:05Hm?
00:23:05Just go talk to Clarence.
00:23:09Hm?
00:23:11Listen, the boys went through a rough patch.
00:23:14He don't even like Christmas.
00:23:16He's not a holiday person.
00:23:18All right, all right, but look.
00:23:20He needs purpose.
00:23:22Hm?
00:23:24And he just might be able to change his mind.
00:23:27So, there you go.
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:29I know you was up to something.
00:23:30Oh, I'm always up to something.
00:23:31I bet you do.
00:23:32Big Papa Santa.
00:23:33Oh, let's see.
00:23:35Come on now.
00:23:36You're gonna trick me again.
00:23:38Come on now.
00:23:39Come on now.
00:23:41Oh, you're gonna give me some purpose.
00:23:46Talk to Clarence, baby.
00:23:50Mm-hmm.
00:23:52Mm-hmm.
00:23:52Mm-hmm.
00:23:52Here's your kiss.
00:23:53This room is right here.
00:23:56Okay.
00:23:57I'll talk to you later.
00:24:03Hey, honk.
00:24:04What's up?
00:24:04I know this is a dumb question, but are you busy tomorrow?
00:24:07No.
00:24:08Man, I'm just trying to piece my life back together.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:11Why don't you take a break and come with me to work?
00:24:14You doing my interviews?
00:24:16Yeah.
00:24:17Nobody wants a job.
00:24:18I'll be doing this until I'm dead.
00:24:20Oh, man.
00:24:20Uncle Charles, you ain't gonna die.
00:24:22You gonna live forever like the real Santa.
00:24:25That's what I thought.
00:24:27But I think you should come to work with me.
00:24:28The kids will cheer you up, man.
00:24:30They'll enjoy it, too.
00:24:34Okay.
00:24:35Okay.
00:24:35I'll go.
00:24:36Whatever.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Take a shower.
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:38But I'm not wearing a costume.
00:24:40It's not a costume.
00:24:41It's a uniform.
00:24:43And you're not that cool.
00:24:45It's a costume.
00:24:47And snickerdoodle cookies are disgusting.
00:24:55Ooh, holy North Pole.
00:25:03The IRS will never catch me.
00:25:18It's time for more video.
00:25:21Hmm.
00:25:35What the?
00:25:39Oh, my God.
00:25:42Oh, my God.
00:25:46I'm vain girl 21.
00:25:47Thank you for logging in.
00:25:49No, I'm not vain girl 21.
00:25:51I'm all vain girl 21.
00:25:51But y'all.
00:25:52My friend sent me this video earlier, and I was cracking up.
00:25:55You have to see this.
00:25:56This is Santa Charles for the ultimate...
00:25:58I'm so fired.
00:25:59I've never heard of the evening.
00:26:00How am I going to afford my clothes?
00:26:01This had me rolling.
00:26:03Look at him.
00:26:05Why is I keep doing it to him?
00:26:07He started doing this crazy dance like this.
00:26:09He was doing this little roll with it.
00:26:11I don't know about that.
00:26:12We're going to have to, like, make it a little cuter.
00:26:14Ooh, I like that.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:15My vain girl 21.
00:26:17We're going to make this in this on the hashtag mall Santa, hashtag welcome to Santa's talents.
00:26:21Ooh, hashtag welcome to Santa's talents.
00:26:23You guys want to do it with me?
00:26:25And we're going to roll it.
00:26:26And we're going to do a little Santa belly with it.
00:26:28I'm so fired.
00:26:29Okay, y'all.
00:26:30So make sure you do the dance.
00:26:31Hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:26:33And when they're picking the next mall Santa, we've got to show up.
00:26:35Does anyone want to do a meetup with you?
00:26:37Oh, my God.
00:26:37Okay, thanks.
00:26:38So I'll let you guys know.
00:26:39Oh, my gosh.
00:26:39Not vaingirl 21.
00:26:41Oh, God.
00:26:43Breathe, Terrell.
00:26:46Woosah.
00:27:04Woosah.
00:27:06Woosah.
00:27:07Woosah.
00:27:09Woosah.
00:27:11Woosah.
00:27:12Woosah.
00:27:15Woosah.
00:27:16Woosah.
00:27:19Woosah.
00:27:21Woosah.
00:27:23Woosah.
00:27:24Woosah.
00:27:24Woosah.
00:27:25Woosah.
00:27:26Woosah.
00:27:27Woosah.
00:27:27Woosah.
00:27:35Oh my god, you guys! Look at all of these people!
00:27:39You are logged in for Vangirl 21.
00:27:42Okay, so as you can see, guys, I'm not the only one to make it out to the mall
00:27:45to check out the Ultimate Santa Challenge.
00:27:48And you like my fakes?
00:27:49The Ultimate Santa Challenge is to choose the next mall Santa.
00:27:52And as you can see, there are all types of Santas here ready to slay!
00:27:57But you guys, I heard the OG original Santa is ready to retire.
00:28:02But he's ready to tap on his baton to the next defender.
00:28:04However, do they look this good?
00:28:07And can they do this?
00:28:16Hey! Come on and play with me, baby!
00:28:19Come on down to the mall today!
00:28:20Hashtag Ultimate Santa Challenge!
00:28:22Me be waiting for this now!
00:28:23You have no idea me dream of being a Santa Claus!
00:28:26Now, I'm going to trust you to make this special juice because we've got to go!
00:28:32You can have your Santa Claus!
00:28:37Yama, Rastafari!
00:28:38Yeah!
00:28:43Emma, right?
00:28:44Yeah!
00:28:45Is there anyone that can help us out here?
00:28:46We just want to sign up for it.
00:28:47I mean, I've been here with Joseph and Charles and Kiki and Deshaun.
00:28:51Yeah, it's Denise.
00:28:54You must be in charge, it's Denise.
00:28:55Elizabeth will take great care of you, okay?
00:28:58It's Emma.
00:28:58Why does everyone keep calling me?
00:28:59Okay.
00:29:00It's Denise.
00:29:01Come on, guys.
00:29:02Everybody, can you just stay back?
00:29:03We've got to sign right there.
00:29:04Just sign right there.
00:29:05Just sign right there.
00:29:06No, Santa Charles will be here soon and you guys can sign up.
00:29:10What?
00:29:12Orlando!
00:29:14We are planning on ramping up security for this crowd out here, right?
00:29:17I could use an extra pair of hands and a barricade and a small tank.
00:29:21We're not under siege.
00:29:22Not yet.
00:29:25You got pepper spray?
00:29:27Mm-hmm.
00:29:27Okay, good, good, good.
00:29:29Use it if you have to, but only if you have to.
00:29:33And never on the kids.
00:29:34No, no, no, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:29:37Copy that, Big D.
00:29:41Don't call me that.
00:29:44You're right.
00:29:46Inappropriate.
00:29:46Very.
00:29:55Wow.
00:29:56How amazing.
00:29:58How true are you?
00:29:59Wamping around like some lost duck?
00:30:02The post went viral.
00:30:05Apparently, we were too aggressive.
00:30:07Too, too aggressive.
00:30:08Permission, you do the dance time.
00:30:10It was picked up by atvangirl21.
00:30:12She has over 20 million followers on vid feed, way more than Diamond Dave.
00:30:17Oh, my God.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:20Diamond Dave.
00:30:21Yeah.
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:23Went posting.
00:30:24People are getting sick all the time when they go viral.
00:30:29I forgot to refresh the page.
00:30:32I know.
00:30:34Yeah, we'll refresh it later.
00:30:37We'll refresh the page later and call Diamond and get the disease handled.
00:30:42I'm so fired.
00:30:43No.
00:30:45That's because you've got the people viral and the people fresh to viral page.
00:30:53What is he talking about?
00:30:55Oh.
00:30:56Going viral means basically the whole world see.
00:31:01What?
00:31:18And before you say anything, let me explain, okay?
00:31:22It's going to be the one because I think I should be the one.
00:31:27Explain.
00:31:30We did what you asked and we went wide.
00:31:33Uh-huh.
00:31:34Uh-huh.
00:31:35We even went viral.
00:31:37Is that why it looks like a Santa convention exploded outside of my mall?
00:31:40Maybe we went too wide.
00:31:42We can make an announcement over the intercom and send the store-bought Santa's packing.
00:31:47No.
00:31:48No.
00:31:49No, no, no, no.
00:31:49This is good.
00:31:50This is exactly what we needed.
00:31:53Hmm?
00:31:54There's a lot of Santas out there.
00:31:56We're bound to find someone we both like and can move forward with.
00:32:00Hmm.
00:32:02No.
00:32:03But those aren't real Santas.
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:06They're viral.
00:32:07He learned that word.
00:32:08They didn't refresh, right?
00:32:11I'm keeping an open mind, Santa Charles.
00:32:13Are you?
00:32:15Yeah!
00:32:16But I'm just saying that they're viral Santas.
00:32:19Okay, so what's the plan for the interviews?
00:32:22There's a lot of folks out there and from the looks of them, they'll be competitive.
00:32:26That sounds cut broke.
00:32:27Oh, I know.
00:32:28I know.
00:32:29Something.
00:32:30Something's in the air.
00:32:31I imagine a bunch of Santas trying to ruin each other for likes and for a chance at the coveted
00:32:36Santa mall job.
00:32:39It's definitely not covered by insurance.
00:32:41It could be a multi-day task and we could hold interviews in the parking lot.
00:32:44and I could start a sign-up sheet to get an accurate head count.
00:32:47Hey!
00:32:48Okay.
00:32:53I got it.
00:32:54What?
00:32:56Challenge.
00:32:59What did you say?
00:33:00You wanted a Santa Claus that would be what?
00:33:06Um...
00:33:06Amenable.
00:33:07Yeah!
00:33:07I couldn't remember that word.
00:33:09But listen.
00:33:11We have a challenge.
00:33:13They have to be up for the par.
00:33:19They have to...
00:33:22Do things!
00:33:23Obstacle them.
00:33:25Flippity flippin'
00:33:26Whibbity whippin'
00:33:27Scooby whippin'
00:33:29Whibboo!
00:33:30That's what we call the amenable Santa Challenge!
00:33:38Okay, so...
00:33:39So what are you thinking?
00:33:43I call it now.
00:33:47Okay, so...
00:33:59So what are you thinking?
00:33:59I call it now.
00:34:08Who falls asleep in a sauna?
00:34:14What you want, man?
00:34:16How do you find a sauna?
00:34:18I found one.
00:34:21Follow me.
00:34:24Where are we going?
00:34:26Let's talk and more walking, boy!
00:34:29I'm gonna find a gym, did you?
00:34:46What are you doing?
00:34:48Man, you're acting weird.
00:34:50Is that right?
00:34:50What is this?
00:34:51Some kind of Santa experience initiation
00:34:53where you teach me how to dunk cookies effectively?
00:34:56Listen.
00:34:57I'm not supposed to do this.
00:35:00But I want you to be Santa Claus.
00:35:06Only problem with that is...
00:35:08I don't want to be Santa.
00:35:12Man, I just came to spend some time with my favorite uncle.
00:35:15Very interesting word.
00:35:17God.
00:35:20I'll say you spend a lot of time in prison.
00:35:24Here we go.
00:35:27Your PO is not playing.
00:35:29He's very serious.
00:35:31If you become Santa,
00:35:34it allows him to see you in a different light.
00:35:38You understand that?
00:35:39You're helping children.
00:35:41I saw how children see you.
00:35:42When they see you, their faces light up.
00:35:46There's something about this suit, won't you put it on?
00:35:50It kind of erases your past.
00:35:53It becomes something new.
00:35:55You have a purpose.
00:35:58What do we do?
00:35:58Uncle Charles.
00:36:00No!
00:36:07You think he's the only criminal of the family, don't you?
00:36:15no
00:36:27see that
00:36:29that's my father
00:36:30your grandfather
00:36:31and his father
00:36:33my grandfather
00:36:34do you know what my grandfather did for a living
00:36:38he was a bootlegger
00:36:40from Chicago
00:36:41they called them big draws
00:36:45do you know what they called your grandfather
00:36:47what
00:36:48poon daddy
00:36:50he was a con artist
00:36:53we all had a pass
00:36:56they put on a suit
00:36:57and it makes their pass
00:36:58they start giving
00:37:01I even had my pass
00:37:04I used to be a gymnast
00:37:06now that's criminal
00:37:09especially when you saw me in them tights
00:37:11my point is
00:37:15put on a suit
00:37:18it gives you a purpose
00:37:20you got it
00:37:22Uncle Charles
00:37:23I don't want to be sound
00:37:27as a kid
00:37:28this is all you ever wanted to do
00:37:30I was eight
00:37:33of course I thought this was the coolest job in the world
00:37:35you're a fat man in a red velvet suit
00:37:38and nobody judges you
00:37:41but then I grew up
00:37:43and I realized that all you do is peddle dreams and wishes to little kids
00:37:47it's not real
00:37:49none of this
00:37:51is real
00:37:58that's what you think I'm a fat man in a red suit
00:38:06this is real
00:38:08you don't real
00:38:09Uncle Charles
00:38:10there's a thousand other guys out there that like to play dress up just like you
00:38:14you don't need me
00:38:16but they're not real
00:38:18and they're not you
00:38:19they're from instant take
00:38:22face
00:38:24the thing with the bird
00:38:25instant face huh
00:38:27you know what I'm saying
00:38:28they're instant
00:38:30influencers
00:38:31man
00:38:33I love you
00:38:34but you gotta understand that
00:38:36not everybody gets what they want for Christmas
00:38:39you of all people should know that
00:38:42I do
00:38:43that's not what you get
00:38:45what you give
00:38:48whatever man
00:38:50I got bigger fish to fry
00:38:51and bigger problems to solve
00:38:53so I'm gonna find me something to eat
00:38:54and I guess I'll find my own way home
00:38:59now when you say you're gonna find your own way home
00:39:01does that mean you gonna steal a car
00:39:03no
00:39:06where'd you get that road from
00:39:27hey
00:39:28I think a lot
00:39:31okay
00:39:32then where are your parents
00:39:37I don't know
00:39:41they're probably worried
00:39:42where's your family
00:39:51Santa
00:39:51Santa
00:39:52Santa
00:39:52is your daddy
00:39:54uncle
00:39:56mom and dad are gone
00:39:58you are so lucky
00:40:01I wish I had an uncle Santa
00:40:07I guess he's not so bad
00:40:10there you are
00:40:12I was so worried
00:40:13thank you
00:40:15no problem
00:40:15come on let's go
00:40:17and I have来
00:40:46I've beenعت rozed
00:40:46is that
00:40:47this is not in the cas Garrett
00:40:54We are live at
00:40:56Are you Sancers ready for a challenge?
00:40:58Yeah!
00:41:00I said, are you Sancers ready for a challenge?
00:41:03Yeah!
00:41:04The ultimate Sancers challenge?
00:41:06Yeah!
00:41:07I'm your host, DJ Snowbiz, and this store is your place now.
00:41:13We also have souvenirs.
00:41:14We have hats, shop glasses, snow clothes, novelty towels, t-shirts, miniatures, and various work patterns available on the first
00:41:23night.
00:41:24There will be three days of Santa Games, and at the end of the game, we'll count our next small
00:41:29Santa.
00:41:31Fine!
00:41:31But, but, you don't have to take my word for it, because Santa Charles is here to let you know
00:41:36that he's been making a list, and checking it twice, and at the end of the games, he will decide
00:41:41if he's naughty or nuts.
00:41:48First of all, I'd like to thank you guys to welcome you to Santa Games.
00:41:55This is not a job.
00:41:57Hmm?
00:41:59It's an honor!
00:42:01And a privilege.
00:42:03This is not a suit or a costume.
00:42:06It's a uniform.
00:42:08I'm proud to wear it.
00:42:10Some of you guys know this.
00:42:12Some of you guys don't.
00:42:13I'm part of a legacy here.
00:42:17Three decades.
00:42:18Sitting in that chair right there.
00:42:20A grandfather.
00:42:22A father.
00:42:23But this is not about being a mall Santa.
00:42:27It's about listening and love.
00:42:31Love for the job.
00:42:34Love for the people.
00:42:35Love for the community.
00:42:38Love for the people.
00:42:38I remember you.
00:42:40Stacy Howard.
00:42:42One of the fire trucks.
00:42:45Kids.
00:42:47They don't get everything they want.
00:42:50But they do get to see Santa Claus.
00:42:54It looks like them.
00:42:56Hmm?
00:42:59So, welcome to the first annual Santa Games.
00:43:05Frogs.'m
00:43:05late. Do
00:43:22it, Ted. I
00:43:27told you I have evil. Stop
00:43:27it. Wait.
00:43:47Can I help you?
00:43:50It's not what it looks like.
00:43:51Looks like you're stealing from Santa.
00:43:56What are you doing then?
00:43:58Borrowing from Santa.
00:44:00Without his permission.
00:44:02You lose a bet or something?
00:44:04Worse.
00:44:05I think I just found my Christmas spirit.
00:44:07In the storage closet.
00:44:09Is that where I left it?
00:44:12Oh, you know I never could find the hats
00:44:16in the midst of all that other stuff.
00:44:20Let's see.
00:44:24Your uncle is going to be so blue.
00:44:27Please don't tell Uncle Charles.
00:44:31I want to do this on my own.
00:44:34If it's in my blood, my family legacy,
00:44:37then it's meant to be.
00:44:39But if not, and I fail at this too,
00:44:44then at least Uncle Charles won't have to get his hopes up.
00:44:47All right, I won't say a word, okay?
00:44:51But I do think he's going to know.
00:44:53I just have a feeling.
00:44:56He'll know.
00:45:01Can you help me with this beer?
00:45:03I thought you'd never ask.
00:45:06All right.
00:45:09Let's see.
00:45:10Oh, yeah.
00:45:10First, you have to take this net off.
00:45:12Put your head down.
00:45:13Mm-hmm.
00:45:15Aw.
00:45:16Behind those ears.
00:45:19Hold on.
00:45:21Can you breathe?
00:45:22Huh.
00:45:23Ho, ho, ho.
00:45:26I'm so proud of you.
00:45:31Next.
00:45:42Next.
00:45:47I'm really sorry.
00:45:49I'm sorry.
00:45:49Thank you.
00:45:50Thanks.
00:45:54All right.
00:45:55First and last name, Salem.
00:45:59Thank you.
00:46:17Tell us your name.
00:46:18My name is Stephanie.
00:46:21I'm when, you know, straight from Jamaica, buck buck.
00:46:25Hi, I'm Adam.
00:46:27Hi, my name is Clu Clyde.
00:46:33Hi, my name is Nick.
00:46:36And, uh, Nick, why do you want to be Santa Claus?
00:46:39Wait, wait, hold on.
00:46:40Who are you?
00:46:41Who are you to be asking me questions or what's happening right now?
00:46:47We want to be Santa Claus, and I'm come here and I show up.
00:46:49Santa can be everywhere, you know.
00:46:51I'm here for one reason.
00:46:53Total world domination.
00:46:54Did it?
00:46:55And now he's on the elf team.
00:46:56Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:58Come, Uncle Adam is on TV.
00:46:59Come, fast, fast, fast, fast.
00:47:01So, basically...
00:47:07Welcome to day one of the Santa Scam.
00:47:19All right, and we're back with what looks like Pampers of Santa's dirty laundry.
00:47:27I wonder what we're going to do with that.
00:47:30I can't hear you, but if you guessed wash and fold, you're wrong.
00:47:36This game is called Santa's Pajamas.
00:47:44When I count to three, you will race to the hampers and grab a matching pajama set.
00:47:49We have Elf, Gingerbread, and Snowman.
00:47:53Options are limited, so choose wisely.
00:47:59And go!
00:48:06Oh, wow.
00:48:10Illegal contact!
00:48:12There's no fighting in the North Pole!
00:48:14We have jammies for everybody.
00:48:18Oh!
00:48:29Uh, sir!
00:48:35Try out?
00:48:37Try out?
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You don't think there's a need to try out?
00:48:41I don't think there's a need to try out when you find what it is that you're looking for
00:48:45and it's sitting in the chair.
00:48:47I am a fat man.
00:48:49And this...
00:48:49What?
00:48:50How does he do this?
00:48:52Who is he?
00:48:54Uh, Santa Charles.
00:48:56Oh, so you know Santa Charles?
00:48:57I know of him.
00:48:59All right, what do you know of Santa Charles?
00:49:01Cool dude.
00:49:02Now it's time for the one, the only, Santa Charles!
00:49:18Good afternoon, Santas!
00:49:20Please try to separate in the most scientific ways.
00:49:25Gingerbread to the left, elves in the middle, snowmen to the right.
00:49:28The losing team will unfortunately be kicked out of the games.
00:49:32If you don't have a costume on, buh-bye.
00:49:40Oh, can I tell them Designs by Tarell?
00:49:45Designs by Tarell!
00:49:47Take a picture, it's gonna last longer.
00:49:50And again, if you don't have a costume, off you go.
00:49:59Listen, you guys all did a good job.
00:50:03See you in day two.
00:50:05Good night.
00:50:05Have a good night, guys.
00:50:10We'll see you back here bright and early tomorrow morning for day two.
00:50:15All right.
00:50:18Dabber, also.
00:50:19Dabber, also.
00:50:20Dabber, also.
00:50:21Dabber, also.
00:50:22Dabber, also.
00:50:22Dabber, also.
00:50:24Dabber, also.
00:50:26Dabber, also.
00:50:28Dabber, also.
00:50:37Ich habe den Pizza Guts.
00:50:41Ich habe den Pizza Guts.
00:50:43Ich habe den Pizza Guts.
00:50:43Machen wir den Pizza Guts.
00:50:45Ich habe den Pizza Guts.
00:50:46Und ich habe den Pizza Guts.
00:50:49Drei.
00:50:52Ich hoffe, wir haben nicht gewusst.
00:50:53Wir konnten uns mit der Pizza Guts.
00:50:55Wir haben einfach nur Cheese.
00:50:57Yeah, and they got a fruit punch, ginger ale, energy drinks, and water.
00:51:02Or, if you're feeling brave, I make a mean protein shake.
00:51:07I'm nicknaming Santa's ultimate challenge.
00:51:11I don't think I have any competition, but to be honest with you,
00:51:14there's one particular one on my team.
00:51:16Are they gonna hear this?
00:51:17No, of course.
00:51:18Okay, cool.
00:51:19So there's one particular Santa on my team, Nick.
00:51:22Buff Daddy, Big Santa.
00:51:23He's just always angry and wants to hit people.
00:51:27The roid ranger.
00:51:28I think there might be something in his protein shakes.
00:51:30I think he taken some of the ting.
00:51:32He needs to slow it down.
00:51:33It's not healthy for your man bit, you know what I'm saying?
00:51:35But then some of the other ones, you know, they all right, you know.
00:51:39Day one done.
00:51:40Yeah, you know, we started off a little rocky, you know.
00:51:42But you know what, Mike?
00:51:44We got it done.
00:51:45We edged it out.
00:51:46You know what?
00:51:47I think day two is gonna be a doozy.
00:51:49I mean, everything that went through with the PJs.
00:51:52But you two looked a little intense.
00:51:53And this man, are you scared?
00:51:56No, but you should be.
00:51:57Ooh.
00:51:59I'm just glad I found a shirt that could hit me.
00:52:02I actually found the shirt.
00:52:03And you're welcome.
00:52:05Yeah.
00:52:06You know what?
00:52:07It was a little crazy.
00:52:09You guys think the rest of the challenges are gonna be like that?
00:52:12No, man.
00:52:12We don't think so.
00:52:15I really just wanna say something.
00:52:17I'm just so happy to be here with all of you.
00:52:22Back home in London, you know, I don't have a lot of friends.
00:52:26You know, that sweater, many ass you white.
00:52:28Look, I'm just here to make a statement.
00:52:30And what's that?
00:52:32That women can be Santa, too.
00:52:35I'm here because I wanna be the next Santa.
00:52:38The first and one and only female Santa.
00:52:43While we're at it, Clyde.
00:52:45Now, I know you're here to compete as well.
00:52:47But we all know there's something hiding underneath that Santa beard.
00:52:50Ho, ho, ho.
00:52:51Ho, ho, ho.
00:52:51I'm trying to get it.
00:52:55All right.
00:52:57Well, it's obvious that you don't wanna be here.
00:52:59I mean, me, I love Christmas.
00:53:01I love all of it, you know?
00:53:04I love Christmas.
00:53:05I love everything about Christmas.
00:53:06The decorations, trees, music.
00:53:08I even love the cold air.
00:53:10We wanna show the world that Christmas is universal, you know?
00:53:16I just want the gig.
00:53:18Period.
00:53:20Hey, shh.
00:53:21Okay.
00:53:22Well, I already told you why I'm here, Clyde.
00:53:23So, what's up?
00:53:26Well, I guess I just want something to believe in.
00:53:29You know, it's something I always wanted.
00:53:34Aw, Clyde, you're a serious dude.
00:53:37I tell you, I got me one more time on.
00:53:39We're on, huh?
00:53:41Oh, hey, look, everyone.
00:53:42Grab my phone.
00:53:44All right.
00:53:45Thank you, sorry.
00:53:45Everybody, cheers.
00:53:48All right.
00:53:50To all of us,
00:53:51may our journey be worth it,
00:53:54but, huh.
00:53:55All right.
00:53:56And as team elf,
00:53:57may we be indestructible.
00:53:59Yeah.
00:54:00And all those other Santas,
00:54:01you know,
00:54:02they don't know what's coming.
00:54:03We are.
00:54:04We are coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:06We're all gonna go.
00:54:06Yeah, we are, man.
00:54:08Coming, honey.
00:54:09Let's come.
00:54:26Oh, Charles!
00:54:28What is after 11?
00:54:31Come on, what are you doing?
00:54:32You had to give me another to do some research.
00:54:34What research on what?
00:54:35To go on and look in the cookie jar
00:54:37and eat up all the cookies?
00:54:38I'm not, okay.
00:54:40I mean, it may look like I'm just eating the cookies,
00:54:43but I'm doing research for the games tomorrow.
00:54:46I gotta know this stuff.
00:54:47Mm-hmm.
00:54:48Okay, research.
00:54:50Look, being Santa Claus is not just a job.
00:54:53It's a way of life.
00:54:55Mm-hmm.
00:54:55Okay?
00:54:56Mm-hmm.
00:54:57Look at me.
00:54:58Mm-hmm.
00:54:59I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:02Say that again.
00:55:03I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:07Forgot the A this time.
00:55:10Oh, please go to bed.
00:55:12Forgot the A.
00:55:13Yep, right after I do this research.
00:55:15Mm-hmm.
00:55:15Yeah, please.
00:55:16Okay, make sure you leave plants and cookies.
00:55:23Turn the light off, baby.
00:55:26Use your clapper.
00:55:27Mm-hmm.
00:55:35Some crevishes.
00:55:37Nooks.
00:55:43What we having, man?
00:55:44Mm.
00:55:46Yes.
00:55:48I bet you all nine of them reindeer
00:55:50get a snickerdoo.
00:55:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:55:59You're good.
00:56:00You're good.
00:56:01You're learning.
00:56:03And you got your glass.
00:56:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:07Wait.
00:56:10It's my milk.
00:56:11I saw you reaching.
00:56:14Your milk is in there where you had your lips.
00:56:16Remember?
00:56:17Just the same jug.
00:56:18No, no.
00:56:19New jug, my jug.
00:56:20See?
00:56:21My jug.
00:56:22I'm gonna.
00:56:23Your lips.
00:56:24Pardon me.
00:56:24Oh, I got a question for you.
00:56:26Hey!
00:56:26Hey, hey, hey.
00:56:28You got a question?
00:56:29Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:33Yeah, go ahead and ask.
00:56:36Can I have a cookie?
00:56:37Oh, man.
00:56:40The fact that you asking me
00:56:43instead of just going in there?
00:56:45I love that, man.
00:56:47No.
00:56:49I don't want those nasty snickerdoodle anyway.
00:56:51Well, good.
00:56:51You can't have one.
00:56:53Why not chocolate chip or something?
00:56:56It's a basic cookie.
00:56:59Chocolate chip is good.
00:57:00It's the best.
00:57:01It's a basic cookie.
00:57:03Peanut butter.
00:57:0560s.
00:57:07What's the nastiest cookie?
00:57:11Rocky Road.
00:57:13Rocky Road cookies?
00:57:14That's what I said.
00:57:16What about oatmeal raisin?
00:57:17Woo-hoo!
00:57:20Woo-hoo!
00:57:21Woo-hoo!
00:57:22Woo-hoo!
00:57:32Miss Claus is here?
00:57:34Santa Charles is really walking away from it.
00:57:40Nick!
00:57:41Alf's?
00:57:43I love a woman in charge.
00:57:44Of course you do.
00:57:46Can I help you?
00:57:47No, but I can help you.
00:57:48I'm not interested.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:51I guess I won't tell you
00:57:52that the first challenge
00:57:53is a Santa trivia game.
00:57:55I appreciate you for not telling me that.
00:57:58Is there anything else
00:57:59you don't want to tell me?
00:58:00I'd love to.
00:58:01But I can't.
00:58:03You shouldn't.
00:58:04I definitely shouldn't tell you
00:58:05that the second challenge
00:58:06is a guessing game
00:58:07involving Santa Charles' favorite cookie.
00:58:10But that's all I know.
00:58:12When I become queen of the store one day,
00:58:14maybe you and I
00:58:15should go grab lunch or something.
00:58:16Merry Christmas, man!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:19Uh, do you have any kids?
00:58:21No.
00:58:23Yeah, see,
00:58:24you're not really my type.
00:58:26But, um,
00:58:26I do want to see you win, though.
00:58:28What can I say?
00:58:29I'm a feminist.
00:58:30Oh, God, gross.
00:58:32Alf's?
00:58:32I love women.
00:58:33Alf's?
00:58:37Come in, come in!
00:58:39All right, guys,
00:58:40look at us, team elf!
00:58:41Team elf, team elf!
00:58:43Okay, look, look, look, look, look, okay.
00:58:45So Maltz trivia over there
00:58:46was just telling me
00:58:47that there's going to be two games,
00:58:48something about a guessing game
00:58:49of cookies,
00:58:51and the other one
00:58:51is basically like
00:58:52a Santa trivia game.
00:58:54Well, we got our guess cookies?
00:58:55Um, you got them.
00:58:56Oh, shit.
00:58:57You guys are the right team.
00:58:59We're only for Maltz.
00:59:01You're right.
00:59:01Yo, what's wrong with your hat, man?
00:59:02You look like you're leaning a bit.
00:59:04Oh, interesting.
00:59:05Ha!
00:59:06I'm like a leaning tower of pizza.
00:59:08All right.
00:59:09Beth?
00:59:10Yeah, man.
00:59:11All right.
00:59:13No mistakes.
00:59:16Mistakes are okay
00:59:17as long as you remain friends.
00:59:19Hey, man,
00:59:19we're trying to win this thing, all right?
00:59:21Good morning, Santas,
00:59:22and welcome back for day two.
00:59:24Are you ready for our game?
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:26Woo!
00:59:27Woo!
00:59:27Woo!
00:59:29Woo!
00:59:30Gingerbread,
00:59:30elf,
00:59:32snowman,
00:59:32are you a team, Zoddy?
00:59:34Yeah!
00:59:35Woo!
00:59:36Woo!
00:59:37Woo!
00:59:37Now it's time for
00:59:38The Santa,
00:59:40a trivia game hosted by
00:59:41one,
00:59:42the only,
00:59:43Santa Charles!
00:59:44Woo!
00:59:47Woo!
00:59:48Woo!
00:59:48Woo!
00:59:49Woo!
00:59:49Woo!
00:59:50Woo!
00:59:50Listen up, guys.
00:59:52The questions are all multiple choices,
00:59:54so you all stand a chance, okay?
00:59:57You say you want to play some.
00:59:59Oh, oh!
00:59:59Seriously?
01:00:00Yeah, man!
01:00:01Well, let's see.
01:00:04Questions, please.
01:00:06Be aggressive.
01:00:09Ahem!
01:00:10First question.
01:00:13How many reindeer does Santa have?
01:00:16A8,
01:00:18B9,
01:00:19C,
01:00:19B,
01:00:20As many as he wants.
01:00:37Boards, please.
01:00:44The answer is B, 9.
01:00:47Gute.
01:00:49Gute.
01:00:55Gute.
01:00:56Where exactly was mommy when she kissed Santa?
01:01:02Underneath the mistletoe?
01:01:04Underneath the little bowl?
01:01:07See at Ice Cube's house.
01:01:09I think it's a trick question.
01:01:13I think it's a trick question.
01:01:14I think it's a trick question.
01:01:16I think it's a trick question.
01:01:19Board, please.
01:01:28You all right?
01:01:31Time!
01:01:33Name a country in which Santa is known as Pierre-Louin.
01:01:37Can you guys say that?
01:01:41Look at that!
01:01:43Look at you!
01:01:45A, France.
01:01:47B, Belgium.
01:01:48C, Watts.
01:01:52What are you doing?
01:01:53What are you doing?
01:01:54What are you doing?
01:01:57I'm bored, please.
01:01:58It's not.
01:01:59It's not.
01:02:03They stupid.
01:02:05I'm sorry.
01:02:06Elvis, you got that wrong.
01:02:08It's actually...
01:02:09Hey, France.
01:02:11You guys just sit there and breathe, okay?
01:02:13What are you doing?
01:02:15Yeah, it's all right.
01:02:17We're still friends.
01:02:20Who had the biggest hit of a career with the song Santa Baby in 1953?
01:02:26A, or the kid.
01:02:28What's that?
01:02:28B, Prince.
01:02:31C, Beyonce.
01:02:33I mean, what is the A for, though?
01:02:36B, Beyonce.
01:02:37I mean, what is the A for, though?
01:02:38Ah, answer is A.
01:02:40It's all right.
01:02:40That's all that matters.
01:02:42We're friends.
01:02:42What black song plays all day long during Christmas?
01:02:47A.
01:02:50What group does Eddie Levert sing with?
01:02:53You guys just sit there and breathe, okay?
01:02:55I got it.
01:02:57Listen this way.
01:02:59C.
01:03:00Elvis, you got that wrong.
01:03:02Okay?
01:03:04Ah, answer is A.
01:03:10B.
01:03:13A.
01:03:18What is Santa's favorite cookie?
01:03:22It don't matter.
01:03:24He can eat anything.
01:03:33Final tie-breaking round.
01:03:37Gingerbread, you're gonna sit this one out.
01:03:39It's between the elves and the snowman.
01:03:43Okay.
01:03:45This is the question.
01:03:48First team to meet with their chalkboard wins.
01:03:51Who was the first small Santa?
01:03:54A.
01:03:55Colonel Tim.
01:03:56B.
01:03:57Colonel Jim.
01:03:59C.
01:04:00Colonel Sanders.
01:04:02D.
01:04:03Popeye.
01:04:05I know this one.
01:04:06Wait, wait, wait.
01:04:07Wait, wait, wait.
01:04:08What?
01:04:08What is it?
01:04:09Are you going to be the one to write?
01:04:10Is it on the camera?
01:04:11Yes, yes.
01:04:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:04:12I'm not even going.
01:04:13I'm not even going.
01:04:15Snowman!
01:04:16He's the snowman!
01:04:17He did it!
01:04:18He did it!
01:04:19You did it!
01:04:20You did the thing, man.
01:04:21But you're wrong.
01:04:22Yeah!
01:04:24Oh!
01:04:25Oh!
01:04:26It's a cameo, not trash.
01:04:28Yeah.
01:04:30Nice try.
01:04:35What you got, El?
01:04:43That's going to be El.
01:04:45He did.
01:04:47But you know what?
01:04:49Elves!
01:04:50You got one!
01:04:51B. Colonel!
01:04:53Oh, yeah!
01:04:54Woo!
01:04:56Gingerbread and our team, you're tied up.
01:04:59Woo!
01:05:00Woo!
01:05:01Elves!
01:05:02Gingerbread!
01:05:03You're on the next round.
01:05:05Woo-hoo!
01:05:07It was a good day.
01:05:08Great.
01:05:09Great.
01:05:10Great.
01:05:11Woo-hoo!
01:05:20Well, as far as Team Elf goes, first you got, you got this old, I guess, Asian guy. His name's
01:05:32Adam.
01:05:34Have you ever had a gas bubble that you can't get rid of?
01:05:38He's alright.
01:05:38He's probably the worst smelling person I've ever met in my entire life.
01:05:42Stephanie.
01:05:42Maybe she'd come back to the island with me, you know.
01:05:45Um, he could be second place.
01:05:47He could play the reindeer.
01:05:48Fireside and candlelight.
01:05:53Stephanie.
01:05:54Me.
01:05:56Perhaps a little wine.
01:05:59I like to romanticize about...
01:06:05Reindeer.
01:06:06Huh?
01:06:07Reindeer.
01:06:08And I'm not done yet.
01:06:09I'm-I'm-I didn't finish.
01:06:15Moving forward, it will be every man, and woman, for themselves.
01:06:20The next game is called...
01:06:22This is a little game I call Smell My Finger.
01:06:24Guess the cookie correctly, you move on.
01:06:27Guess it wrong, you're done.
01:06:32First up, please!
01:06:40Chocolate chip.
01:06:42You got it right.
01:06:43Next, we'll taste some please.
01:06:49Chocolate chip.
01:06:51Oh man, no.
01:06:53I want a redo.
01:06:53I don't care.
01:06:54I want a redo.
01:06:55I don't care!
01:06:57You're wrong.
01:06:58We're bringing a blindfolded to up the onion!
01:07:02He's very excited.
01:07:13Ja, das ist schon so schön.
01:07:35Hmph.
01:07:36Change of snap.
01:07:38You're right.
01:07:39NEXT! Buff Elf!
01:07:42Smell my finger.
01:07:44Wow, he's great.
01:07:47What comes out of rain?
01:07:50You a happy Elf.
01:07:53Blatty, blatty.
01:07:55That's definitely the Scotty Biscuit.
01:07:58Oh no!
01:08:00It's not a blind Biscuit!
01:08:01It's a good game!
01:08:03There's no tea over here!
01:08:08Blatty, good games.
01:08:10Take it home.
01:08:12The team out!
01:08:14No, no.
01:08:16Ah, no.
01:08:19Next!
01:08:22Are you from San Diego?
01:08:24Yeah, boo-boo.
01:08:26No, no.
01:08:29Special one for you.
01:08:32There's a macaroon, man.
01:08:34Macaroon, man.
01:08:36You boys, right?
01:08:37Yeah, man.
01:08:38Chuckle boy boy, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:08:44Sheila E.
01:08:45Sheila E-L?
01:08:50Oatmeal.
01:08:51You right?
01:08:53Das ist gut für deine Sitzung, Oatbill.
01:08:56Lüsch.
01:08:59Das ist ein DL.
01:09:01Du willst ein Hamburger?
01:09:04Ich werde zwei Cookies für dich.
01:09:07Peanut butter.
01:09:08Hold'em.
01:09:10Chocolate chip.
01:09:12Prunschel?
01:09:15Das ist gut.
01:09:17Du bist gut, boy.
01:09:19Du bist gut.
01:09:23Und jetzt wie das, wir sind für die Final Five.
01:09:26Lass uns das für sie!
01:09:31Lass uns auf den Finalen Tag, alle.
01:09:37Danke, Santa.
01:09:38Ich denke, eine von ihnen wird das Ding gewinnen.
01:09:42Gut, ihr habt, Baby.
01:10:20Untertitelung. BR 2018
01:10:50Untertitelung. BR 2018
01:11:04Give it up for Stephanie
01:11:10Adam
01:11:15Wayne
01:11:20Nick
01:11:24Nick
01:11:24Come on
01:11:26Go for the world
01:11:28And Clyde
01:11:32One of these competitors is about to become the next mall Santa. Bugs! Before we jump into day three, the
01:11:40final day of the Santa Games, a quick word from our sponsor, the woman who stands for my chance, Denise
01:11:45Heraner everyone.
01:11:51Thank you, DJ Snowbiz. And I just have one thing to say. And that is thank you. And thank you.
01:12:01No, no, no, no, no. Santa Charles, you have made this one Christmas season to remember. Your final season.
01:12:10And on behalf of myself, your fans, and all of Santa's helpers, we wanted to do something a little different.
01:12:18Something meaningful.
01:12:20You're going to make me slave pride.
01:12:22You're going to make me slave pride.
01:12:25Look at this!
01:12:28They're vegan.
01:12:30They're vegan.
01:12:30I am so proud of how you structured the rules of this competition. And how you did so without bias
01:12:37or prejudice or flatulence. And how you took the time for each competitor to dig in and help them find
01:12:44their full Santa potential. With that level of grit and determination, I think we can be confident that you're...
01:12:55Thank you, Denise. Thank you. But no need to put Santa Charles on the spot. Let's let him enjoy his
01:13:00cookies in peace. He earned them after all. Now, are we ready for the...
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