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Santa Games (2022) (ENG) HD [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:12This is your home office.
00:00:12This is a room where the house is located.
00:00:13This house only has a room where you can go.
00:01:28Mm-mm-mm.
00:01:29Mm!
00:01:38Looks like Santa's got a sweet tooth.
00:01:41Did you pay for those peignets?
00:01:44For your peignet police?
00:01:45You know I didn't get that job.
00:01:48Look, guys.
00:01:50Let's have fun today, okay?
00:01:53If you kids want to buy a picture, it's okay.
00:01:57But don't push.
00:01:57You don't have to push it down.
00:01:59Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:00Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:03What is the word?
00:02:06Fun.
00:02:06Fine.
00:02:07What?
00:02:07Fine.
00:02:09Fine.
00:02:13See you out there.
00:02:14I'm Santa Charles.
00:02:15Wait!
00:02:19Slow down, Santa.
00:02:20These are new.
00:02:24Are you hiding?
00:02:25Can you see me?
00:02:27Is Jesus black?
00:02:29Santa, go to the office.
00:02:30The niece wants to see you.
00:02:31She said, tell Santa Charles.
00:02:32Tell Santa Charles what?
00:02:34Santa, she wants to see you in her office.
00:02:36Shh.
00:02:37You didn't see me.
00:02:38That's not sexy.
00:02:39This is sexy, and you are hard to miss.
00:02:42That's a fat joke.
00:02:43You're a little punk.
00:02:45Mm-hmm.
00:02:45You're not a fat joke.
00:02:46I'm not the only big guy here.
00:02:47Thick is the new word.
00:02:48Yeah.
00:02:49Two Cs.
00:02:49What about Big D?
00:02:51Big Douglas over here.
00:02:53No one ever makes fun of Big Douglas.
00:02:56He's a security guard.
00:02:57He's bigger than me.
00:02:59Not my ministry.
00:03:00Mm-hmm.
00:03:01They're making fun of big people.
00:03:02We need to get together and rally around big people.
00:03:06Get us a flag, a saying.
00:03:10Yo, you're bigger than everybody.
00:03:12We're going to have to knock them up, man.
00:03:14Don't do what you need to do.
00:03:15I ain't bigger than you.
00:03:29Santa Claus!
00:03:30Whoa!
00:03:33For me?
00:03:34Yes, sir!
00:03:36Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:03:39Who's been naughty and who's been black?
00:03:42Santa!
00:03:44Hey!
00:03:46Boom!
00:03:47Who wants to talk to Santa?
00:03:50Oh, oh!
00:03:51Feliz Navidad!
00:03:52Oh, boom!
00:03:54Feliz Navidad!
00:03:54Bueno!
00:03:55Bueno!
00:03:55Hey!
00:03:57Boom, Emily!
00:03:59Let's get some music going on around here.
00:04:01Merry Christmas, everybody!
00:04:04Let's get this party started!
00:04:05Hey!
00:04:10Merry Christmas!
00:04:12Hi, Santa Charles!
00:04:13Hi, Janet!
00:04:14This is my day!
00:04:15This is my day!
00:04:16This is my day!
00:04:16This is my day!
00:04:17This is my day!
00:04:17This is my day!
00:04:20This is my day!
00:04:32My day!
00:04:32The day!
00:04:32Do you need Jesus!
00:04:35How about a picture with Santa?
00:04:39Say Merry Christmas!
00:04:41Merry Christmas!
00:04:45And if you can fix the ozone layer, even just a little bit, that would be great!
00:04:53How about we take this picture?
00:04:56Say Christmas presents.
00:05:08Incoming!
00:05:36I thought you'd stop by my office on one of your breaks.
00:05:39Well, technically, I'm still on break, guy.
00:05:41I heard about the incident.
00:05:47The guy was 300 pounds.
00:05:49I think he was 30.
00:05:50We don't discriminate.
00:05:52Hmm?
00:05:54You know, he's a big guy.
00:05:57Why can't you be a team player?
00:05:59I am a team player.
00:06:00He's not a team player.
00:06:02Most teams protect a quarterback.
00:06:05He was a paying customer.
00:06:08Santa is his best friend.
00:06:09Santa is his hero.
00:06:10And all heroes should better sell honey to a bee.
00:06:13Heroes get the job done.
00:06:15But you know a hero is also a sandwich.
00:06:18I like mine with some relish.
00:06:20Maybe some mayonnaise.
00:06:22You had a quota to make.
00:06:23I like it.
00:06:24You sell what?
00:06:26Hmm?
00:06:26Any idea?
00:06:28Hmm?
00:06:28Hmm?
00:06:31I don't have the paper.
00:06:33The numbers haven't came in.
00:06:34The numbers came in.
00:06:36We sold a couple hundred.
00:06:37Whoa!
00:06:38That's what I'm talking about.
00:06:40No, that's not what we're talking about.
00:06:41Whoa!
00:06:43Keep it down, the kids.
00:06:45Off top?
00:06:45Is that some kind of record number?
00:06:46No, that's a failure.
00:06:48You sold a couple hundred photos a day.
00:06:50And yet, you spend hundreds of hours with thousands of kids.
00:06:54You ask them about their lives, their lists, their favorites.
00:06:57But you won't ask them to take one stupid photo?
00:07:00Kids want Santa to listen to them.
00:07:03You want their tooth fairy money.
00:07:04Yes!
00:07:05Yes, yes, yes!
00:07:07I'm a call of it.
00:07:08Santa's bigger than the tooth fairy.
00:07:09Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:11That's why he doesn't need any money.
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:17If I look like you, I'd have them eating out the palm of my hands.
00:07:24Is that a fat joke?
00:07:26Let me explain something to you.
00:07:28I am Santa's legacy.
00:07:31Hmm.
00:07:32Okay?
00:07:3225 years.
00:07:33Me.
00:07:34In.
00:07:35Okay?
00:07:36My daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:38His daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:40His daddy...
00:07:41Well, not his daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:43Your daddy and your daddy's daddy and your daddy's daddy on top of that,
00:07:46don't pay these bills.
00:07:47Do your job.
00:07:50Well, maybe his daddy's daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:54Not a mall, because they didn't have malls.
00:07:56I believe in you.
00:07:58I believe in your bigness.
00:08:00Huh?
00:08:04Leave.
00:08:06You get the point, because I'm...
00:08:08I've been doing this a long time.
00:08:12Ah!
00:08:14Oh, my God.
00:08:39I'm getting too old for the slid.
00:09:02I'm getting too old for them.
00:09:11You know you can't drown your problems in snickerdoodle and milk, right?
00:09:16Thanks for letting me stay here, aunt.
00:09:17It's only temporary, man, just until I get back on my feet.
00:09:20You know we don't mind you staying here.
00:09:23It's always a home, but we got some rules.
00:09:29First, no lips to carton.
00:09:32That's direct contact.
00:09:34Don't do that.
00:09:35Don't let your auntie do that.
00:09:36We found them.
00:09:39That means that's your milk now.
00:09:42Yeah, because this is what you use around here.
00:09:46No, it's too late.
00:09:47It's too late.
00:09:49I thought you wanted some.
00:09:51No, you wouldn't lift the carton.
00:09:53It's not in the carton no more.
00:09:56But your lips, son, your lips, huh?
00:10:01All right.
00:10:03And the cookie situation here.
00:10:10We want you to be comfortable.
00:10:13You know you can stay with me and your aunt anytime you want, okay?
00:10:18But we're going to have to ration out these cookies.
00:10:21And Carol said I could have some.
00:10:22She said one.
00:10:23You don't have to eat nine at one time, son.
00:10:26You can have a cookie every once in a while.
00:10:29You'd look like Rick Ross if he liked cookies.
00:10:34There's a smile we're looking for.
00:10:35That's the guy I'm looking for right there, man.
00:10:39Listen, everything's going to be all right.
00:10:41We're going to get you a new apartment.
00:10:42I just wish I could commit to something.
00:10:44I just can't commit to anything these days, man.
00:10:47Well, you know what?
00:10:49You should just start out by committing to this.
00:10:53A glass.
00:10:55Now, that's your milk.
00:10:57Your lips have been on it.
00:10:59And that's your glass.
00:11:03Are you fooling on cookie?
00:11:08Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells.
00:11:11Who is Charlie Wilson with my uncle?
00:11:12What do you say?
00:11:13What do you say?
00:11:13What do you say?
00:11:14Nothing.
00:11:14Huh?
00:11:15Leave me alone, Charlie.
00:11:17I'll call Goofy and Gaffy Elf and come here and sock your Rick Ross looking ass.
00:11:44For the little one's Christmas jewels.
00:11:47Hell, hell, hell.
00:11:49Who would it go?
00:11:51Hell, hell, hell.
00:11:52Who would it go?
00:11:54Up on the house.
00:11:56Click, click, click.
00:11:58Down through the chimney we go.
00:12:00The same day.
00:12:05First come a stack and a little now.
00:12:09Oh, dear Santa, fill it well.
00:12:12Give her for Dolly the raps and cries.
00:12:17Mom that'll open and shut her eyes.
00:12:20Ho, ho, ho.
00:12:22Who would it go?
00:12:24Ho, ho, ho.
00:12:37Well, fellas, another day.
00:13:02What happened?
00:13:05Who shot Rudolph?
00:13:10Santa Charles.
00:13:11Yeah.
00:13:12No.
00:13:12No.
00:13:12No.
00:13:12My office.
00:13:18Let me try to come here this morning.
00:13:36Please have a seat.
00:13:37If I told you once I told you twice.
00:13:39I'm not going to retire until I'm in the dirt.
00:13:43You're resilient and I appreciate that, but I have a business to run.
00:13:46A new, updated, modern Santa experience business.
00:13:50Your contract is up at the end of the season, so I'm not asking you anymore.
00:13:55I'm telling you.
00:13:56Denise.
00:13:56Denise.
00:13:56I've decided not to renew.
00:13:59Denise.
00:14:01Who now?
00:14:02I thought you would like retirement.
00:14:03Come on.
00:14:04No.
00:14:04Are you kidding me?
00:14:05Oh, no.
00:14:06I guess you wouldn't.
00:14:07But Patrick, Patrick, he comes highly recommended.
00:14:11Patrick?
00:14:12Mm-hmm.
00:14:13A white Santa in a black mall?
00:14:16Are you kidding?
00:14:17It would be chaos around here.
00:14:19I...
00:14:19It would be...
00:14:20Did you see the right to King Ryan?
00:14:22I did, but that has nothing to do with this.
00:14:24He is...
00:14:25If you hired a ghost of Christmas past, these people would lose their minds.
00:14:30That's like playing Paul Anka at a family reunion.
00:14:34Okay.
00:14:35You can't do that.
00:14:36I don't see why.
00:14:36I mean, he...
00:14:38Well, the kids will love him.
00:14:39It's good enough.
00:14:40And apparently, he loves having his photo taken.
00:14:43And I like my Santa's amenable.
00:14:44Amenable?
00:14:45Amenable.
00:14:46Bottom line, it works.
00:14:48He works.
00:14:48It works.
00:14:50You can't listen to me.
00:14:52This has been a black Santa mall since 1948.
00:14:56My grandfather sent a little white child right here smiling and people took a picture.
00:15:02Nobody said nothing.
00:15:04That's my legacy.
00:15:07That's who I am.
00:15:08We break down barriers.
00:15:10Okay?
00:15:11I can appreciate that.
00:15:13I can appreciate that.
00:15:14I know this is some kind of tradition for your family.
00:15:17You've broken all kind of barriers.
00:15:18I get that.
00:15:19But I'm doing you a favor.
00:15:20What?
00:15:20This is a physically demanding job and I can see...
00:15:24Well, say it.
00:15:26Say it.
00:15:27Say it.
00:15:28Say fat.
00:15:28I didn't say anything about fat.
00:15:30You were about to say fat.
00:15:31I was gonna say tired.
00:15:32Say it.
00:15:32You're tired.
00:15:33Ah.
00:15:33You're tired.
00:15:34And you have any kids of your own that has the...
00:15:36Ah.
00:15:36Look, I've made my decision.
00:15:38I'm running up the flagpole.
00:15:39It's done.
00:15:39You said tired instead of fat.
00:15:43Nobody digs your music but you.
00:15:44You are effective.
00:15:45Senator Charles, you need to write in your journal or take that up with your therapist.
00:15:49I'm telling you what I need.
00:15:50My bottom line is suffering because of your incompetence.
00:15:54Now, here's the deal.
00:15:55After this season, you're done.
00:16:04I see some time.
00:16:06No.
00:16:06No, no, no, no.
00:16:07I absolutely haven't.
00:16:08No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:09No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:09Listen to me.
00:16:09Hear me out.
00:16:11Let me find my own replacement.
00:16:18Groom the way you like it.
00:16:21Oh.
00:16:23You're funny.
00:16:24You picked the wrong profession.
00:16:25You probably should have been a comedian.
00:16:28I groom, I hand down, I teach, but it's with your rules.
00:16:40Let me go out with some dignity, and then I'll retire.
00:16:46Is that a promise?
00:16:47Yes!
00:16:49You told me Santa's don't make promises.
00:16:50They do now.
00:16:53All right.
00:16:55Tell you what.
00:16:57You have until the end of the season to find me the best Santa for the job.
00:17:05Game on.
00:17:06Well, let's shake on it.
00:17:07Let's not shake on it.
00:17:09Let's remember this moment.
00:17:13Okay.
00:17:14You're a good friend.
00:17:16Okay, go.
00:17:18Have you ever heard of the heat miser?
00:17:20You kind of look like a...
00:17:27No, thank you.
00:17:28I'm not going to let you down.
00:17:29Got it.
00:17:30Okay?
00:17:32Overstool.
00:17:32Great.
00:17:41Hey, the name is Orlando.
00:17:43And next time you're in this mall, just ask for me.
00:17:46Baby, you're never waiting in line again.
00:17:49I'm telling my dad.
00:17:51I'm telling my dad, too.
00:17:55Kids.
00:17:56Right.
00:18:02Merry Christmas, Jude.
00:18:04What's wrong?
00:18:06What's wrong?
00:18:08I don't know, I don't know.
00:18:10First time in a black mall.
00:18:14I know how you feel.
00:18:16Barbecue smell.
00:18:18Greens.
00:18:20Cornbread.
00:18:24I know what you want for Christmas.
00:18:26You want to be able to do this.
00:18:32Back at you, Jude.
00:18:33What do you want this year?
00:18:36A turtle?
00:18:38A turtle?
00:18:55You're getting too old for the sled.
00:19:07That's it.
00:19:16I'm serious.
00:19:19Ah.
00:19:23Ugly Christmas splitters.
00:19:25This is my design.
00:19:28Sites like these steal indie ideas all the time.
00:19:31Make a few changes and resell the imitations as their own.
00:19:36You're really leaving, huh?
00:19:39I'm not gonna help it.
00:19:41You're really good at this.
00:19:47I feel you.
00:19:48And I'm 100% on board. Give me the details.
00:19:51What's your target demo?
00:19:52Level of experience? Personality type?
00:19:57A little Danish, but you know.
00:20:01Do you want me to put competitive salary?
00:20:04Can grow a beard, naturally.
00:20:06You know how I meant aggressive?
00:20:09Be aggressive.
00:20:10Be aggressive.
00:20:11Should I set the parameters to worldwide?
00:20:17I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:20:19Okay, what else do you want?
00:20:21Video.
00:20:22Oh, I'm good at videos.
00:20:23Really?
00:20:23Mm-hmm.
00:20:26Anything else?
00:20:29What?
00:20:29Those yellow things with expressions.
00:20:34Body face.
00:20:36Emoji.
00:20:37We just got Black Santas last year.
00:20:41Per.
00:20:45Per.
00:20:50Per.
00:20:51Per.
00:20:52Per.
00:20:52Per.
00:20:52Ah, yes.
00:20:54Not, not.
00:20:55Unchained.
00:20:57No more.
00:20:57Different era.
00:20:59Per.
00:20:59You're not.
00:21:00Tark.
00:21:22That's sweet.
00:21:24I'm just reading my eye lids.
00:21:26No?
00:21:27Mmm.
00:21:29Whoa.
00:21:30Uh-oh.
00:21:32Somebody want something.
00:21:35Mmm.
00:21:36Call me.
00:21:38When you get all squirrely and touchy like this,
00:21:42you want to say something.
00:21:44Or you want something.
00:21:46You alright?
00:21:48I can't figure out what to do.
00:21:51What should I do?
00:21:53You've been putting it off for a long time.
00:21:57And we both knew this day would come.
00:21:59Right?
00:22:00But I think retirement is going to be good
00:22:03for both of us.
00:22:05Yeah. Let me think about it.
00:22:07Now we get to
00:22:09stop putting off that trip to Edinburgh.
00:22:11Edinburgh?
00:22:12It's been years we've been talking about Edinburgh.
00:22:14Are you saying it right?
00:22:16I'm saying it right.
00:22:17Edinburgh.
00:22:21Are you trying to say Eaglewood?
00:22:23No, baby, no.
00:22:24Edinburgh. We do, baby.
00:22:27Black people.
00:22:28Yeah, we're black.
00:22:29We'll be there.
00:22:32Do something different, honey.
00:22:35Let's go to Alabama.
00:22:37But I want to see the Christmas markets, big papa.
00:22:42But that's why they have the internet.
00:22:44In person.
00:22:45And on Christmas.
00:22:47Edinburgh?
00:22:47Yes.
00:22:50Oh, God.
00:22:51You can't hate me because I love being Santa Claus.
00:22:54I mean, I'm doing my due diligence.
00:22:56Baby, you've been sitting in this chair all day and all night doing your due diligence.
00:23:02But look, if we're not going to go to Edinburgh, can you do me a favor?
00:23:05Hmm?
00:23:06Just go talk to Clarence.
00:23:09Hmm?
00:23:10Listen, the boys went through a rough patch.
00:23:14He don't even like Christmas.
00:23:16He's not a holiday person.
00:23:18Right.
00:23:19All right.
00:23:19But look.
00:23:20He needs purpose.
00:23:22Hmm?
00:23:23And he just might be able to change his mind.
00:23:27So, there you go.
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:29I know you was helping Santa.
00:23:30Oh, I'm always up to something.
00:23:32I know you too.
00:23:32Big papa Santa.
00:23:34Oh, let's see.
00:23:36Come on now.
00:23:36Come on now.
00:23:36You tricked me again.
00:23:38Come on now.
00:23:40Hmm.
00:23:42Hmm.
00:23:42Hmm.
00:23:43Hmm.
00:23:44Hmm.
00:23:44He's trying to give me some purpose.
00:23:46Talk to Clarence, baby.
00:23:49Hmm.
00:23:51Hmm.
00:23:52Hmm.
00:23:52Hmm.
00:23:52Hmm.
00:23:53This room is right here.
00:23:56Okay.
00:23:57I'll talk to you later.
00:24:03Hey, Uncle.
00:24:04What's up?
00:24:04I know this is a dumb question, but are you busy tomorrow?
00:24:07No.
00:24:08Man, I'm just trying to piece my life back together.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:11Why don't you take a break and come with me to work?
00:24:14You doing my interviews?
00:24:16Yeah.
00:24:17Nobody wants a job.
00:24:18I'll be doing this until I'm dead.
00:24:20Aw, man.
00:24:20Uncle Charles, you ain't gonna die.
00:24:22You gonna live forever like the real Santa.
00:24:25That's what I thought.
00:24:27But I think you should come to work with me.
00:24:28The kids will cheer you up, man.
00:24:30They'll enjoy it, too.
00:24:34Okay, okay, I'll go, whatever.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Take a shower.
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:38But I'm not wearing a costume.
00:24:40It's not a costume.
00:24:41It's a uniform.
00:24:43And you're not that cool.
00:24:45It's a costume.
00:24:47Snickerdoodle cookies are disgusting.
00:24:55Ooh, holy North Pole.
00:25:03The IRS will never catch me.
00:25:18It's time for more video.
00:25:21Hmm.
00:25:36What the?
00:25:39Oh, my God.
00:25:41Oh, my God.
00:25:42Hello, my mom.
00:25:44Oh, my gosh.
00:25:46I'm Vangirl21, thank you for logging in.
00:25:49No, I'm not Vangirl21.
00:25:51I'm all the Vangirls, but y'all.
00:25:52My friend sent me this video earlier,
00:25:54and I was cracking up.
00:25:55You have to see this.
00:25:56This is Santa Charles for the ultimate...
00:25:58I'm so fired.
00:25:59I've never heard of the evening.
00:26:00How am I going to afford my clothes?
00:26:01This had me rolling.
00:26:03Look at him.
00:26:05Why is I keep doing it to him?
00:26:07He started doing this crazy dance like this.
00:26:09He was doing this little roll with it.
00:26:11I don't know about that.
00:26:12We're going to have to, like, make it a little cuter.
00:26:14Ooh, I like that.
00:26:16Not Vangirl21.
00:26:17We're going to make this end up on the hashtag
00:26:19mall Santa, hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:26:21Ooh, hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:26:23You guys want to do it with me?
00:26:25And we're going to roll it.
00:26:26And we're going to do a little Santa belly with it.
00:26:28I'm so fired.
00:26:29So make sure you do the dance.
00:26:31Hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:26:32And when they're picking the next mall Santa,
00:26:34we've got to show up.
00:26:35Does anyone want to do a meetup with me?
00:26:37Okay, thanks.
00:26:38So I'll let you guys know.
00:26:39Oh my gosh, not Vangirl21?
00:26:41Oh, God.
00:26:42Breathe around.
00:26:44Breathe around.
00:26:45Woosah.
00:27:07Vangirl21.
00:27:07Bye.
00:27:35Oh my god, you guys, look at, oh my god,
00:27:37look at all of these people.
00:27:39You are logged in for Vangirl 21.
00:27:42Okay, so as you can see, guys,
00:27:44I'm not the only one to make it out to the mall
00:27:45to check out the ultimate Santa challenge.
00:27:48And you like my fakes?
00:27:49The ultimate Santa challenge is to choose
00:27:51the next mall Santa.
00:27:52And as you can see, there are all types of Santas here
00:27:55ready to slay, but you guys,
00:27:58I heard the OG original Santa is ready to retire,
00:28:01but he's ready to pass on his baton to the next successor.
00:28:04However, do they look this good?
00:28:07And can I do this?
00:28:16Hey, come on and play with me, baby.
00:28:19Come on down to the mall today.
00:28:20Hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:28:22We've been waiting for this now.
00:28:23You have no idea.
00:28:24We dream of being a Santa Claus.
00:28:26Now, I'm gonna trust you to make this special juice,
00:28:29because we've got to go.
00:28:31Oh, you can have your Santa Claus.
00:28:35Yeah, man.
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:37Rastafari.
00:28:38Yeah.
00:28:43Emma, right?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Is there anyone that can help us out here?
00:28:46We just want to sign up for it.
00:28:47I mean, I've been here with Joseph, and Charles, and Kiki,
00:28:50and Deshawn.
00:28:52Yeah.
00:28:52You must be in charge.
00:28:55It's Denise.
00:28:55Hi.
00:28:56Elizabeth will take great care of you.
00:28:57Okay?
00:28:58It's Emma.
00:28:58Why doesn't someone keep calling me?
00:28:59Okay.
00:29:00Um.
00:29:00Okay.
00:29:00Everybody, can you just stay back?
00:29:03Come on.
00:29:03We've got to sign right there.
00:29:04Oh, come on.
00:29:05Guys.
00:29:06Uh, no.
00:29:06Santa Charles will be here soon, and you guys can-
00:29:08What?
00:29:10What in the-
00:29:13Orlando.
00:29:14We are planning on ramping up security for this crowd out here,
00:29:17right?
00:29:17I could use an extra pair of hands, and a barricade,
00:29:20and a small tank.
00:29:21We're not under siege.
00:29:22Not yet.
00:29:25You got pepper spray?
00:29:27Mm-hmm.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:28Good.
00:29:28Good.
00:29:29Use it, if you have to.
00:29:30But only if you have to.
00:29:33And never on the kids.
00:29:34No, no, no.
00:29:35That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:29:37Copy that, Big D.
00:29:41Don't call me that.
00:29:45You're right.
00:29:46Inappropriate.
00:29:46Very.
00:29:55Wow.
00:29:56How amazing.
00:29:57Troll, why are you bumping around like some lost duck?
00:30:02Ah.
00:30:03The post went viral.
00:30:05Apparently, we were too aggressive.
00:30:07Too, too aggressive.
00:30:09It was picked up by AtVeinGirl21.
00:30:11She has over 20 million followers on vid feed.
00:30:14Way more than...
00:30:15Diamond Dave.
00:30:17Oh, my God.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:20Diamond Dave.
00:30:21Yeah.
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:23Went posting.
00:30:24People are getting sick all the time when they go viral.
00:30:29I forgot to refresh the page.
00:30:32I know.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:35We'll refresh it later.
00:30:37We'll refresh the page later and call Diamond and get the disease handled.
00:30:42I'm so fired.
00:30:43No.
00:30:45That's because you've got the people viral and the...
00:30:49the...
00:30:50the...
00:30:50the...
00:30:51the...
00:30:51the...
00:30:51fresh to viral page.
00:30:53What is he talking about?
00:30:55Oh.
00:30:56Going viral means basically...
00:30:58the whole world see.
00:31:01What?
00:31:01What?
00:31:18Before you say anything, let me explain, okay?
00:31:22Please do.
00:31:22Be the one because I think I should be the one.
00:31:26Explain.
00:31:29Um...
00:31:30We did what you asked and we went wide.
00:31:33Uh-huh.
00:31:34Uh-huh.
00:31:35We even went viral.
00:31:37Is that why it looks like a Santa convention exploded outside of my mall?
00:31:40Maybe we went too wide.
00:31:42We can make an announcement over the intercom and send the store-bought Santa's packing.
00:31:47No.
00:31:48No, no, no, no.
00:31:49This is good.
00:31:51This is exactly what we needed.
00:31:53Hmm?
00:31:54There's a lot of Santas out there.
00:31:56We're bound to find someone we both like and can move forward with.
00:32:00Hmm.
00:32:02No.
00:32:03But those aren't real Santas.
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06They're viral.
00:32:07He learned that word.
00:32:08They didn't refresh, right?
00:32:11I'm keeping an open mind, Santa Charles.
00:32:13Are you?
00:32:15Yeah!
00:32:16I'm just saying that they're viral Santas.
00:32:19Okay, so what's the plan for the interviews?
00:32:22There's a lot of folks out there and from the looks of them, they'll be competitive.
00:32:25That sounds cut broke.
00:32:27Oh, I know.
00:32:27I know.
00:32:29Something.
00:32:30Something's in the air.
00:32:31I imagine a bunch of Santas trying to ruin each other for likes and for a chance at the
00:32:36coveted Santa mall job.
00:32:39It's definitely not covered by insurance.
00:32:41It could be a multi-day task and we could hold interviews in the parking lot.
00:32:44And I could start a sign-up sheet to get an accurate head count.
00:32:47Hey!
00:32:48Hey.
00:32:52I got it.
00:32:54What?
00:32:56Challenge.
00:32:58What did you say?
00:33:00You wanted a Santa Claus that would be what?
00:33:06Um...
00:33:06Amenable.
00:33:07Yeah!
00:33:08I couldn't remember that word.
00:33:09But listen.
00:33:11We have a challenge.
00:33:14They have to be up for the par.
00:33:19They have to do things.
00:33:23Obstacle them.
00:33:25Flippity-flippin'.
00:33:26Whippity-whippin'.
00:33:27Scoobity-whippin'.
00:33:29Whippin'.
00:33:29Whippin'.
00:33:29Whippin'.
00:33:30That's what we call the amenable Santa challenge!
00:33:38Okay, so...
00:33:39So what are you thinking?
00:33:43I call it now.
00:34:05Whippin'.
00:34:06Whippin'.
00:34:07Whippin'.
00:34:08Who falls asleep in a sauna?
00:34:14What you want, man?
00:34:16How'd you find a sauna?
00:34:18I found one.
00:34:21Follow me.
00:34:24Where are we goin'?
00:34:26Let's talk and more walkin', boy!
00:34:29You didn't find a gym, did you?
00:34:46What are you doin'?
00:34:47Shhh!
00:34:48Man, you acting weird.
00:34:50Is that right?
00:34:50What is this?
00:34:51Some kind of Santa experience initiation where you teach me how to dunk cookies effectively?
00:34:56Listen.
00:34:57I'm not supposed to do this.
00:35:00But I want you to be Santa Claus.
00:35:06Only problem with that is...
00:35:08I don't want to be Santa.
00:35:12Man, I just came to spend some time with my favorite uncle.
00:35:15Very interesting word.
00:35:17Time.
00:35:20I'll say you spend a lot of time in prison.
00:35:24Here we go.
00:35:27Your PO is not playing.
00:35:29He's very serious.
00:35:31If you become Santa,
00:35:34it'll allow him to see you in a different light.
00:35:38You understand that?
00:35:39You're helping children.
00:35:40I saw how children see you.
00:35:42When they see you, their faces light up.
00:35:46There's something about this suit, won't you put it on?
00:35:50It kind of erases your past.
00:35:53It becomes something new.
00:35:55You have a purpose.
00:35:58Uncle Charles.
00:36:00No.
00:36:07You think you're the only criminal in the family, don't you?
00:36:15No.
00:36:16No.
00:36:19Let me show you something.
00:36:27See that?
00:36:29That's my father, your grandfather.
00:36:32And his father, my grandfather.
00:36:35Do you know what my grandfather did for a living?
00:36:38He was a bootlegger from Chicago.
00:36:41They called them big draws.
00:36:45Do you know what they called your grandfather?
00:36:47What?
00:36:48Poon Daddy.
00:36:50He was a con artist.
00:36:53We all had a pass.
00:36:56They put on a suit and erased their pass.
00:36:59They start giving.
00:37:01I even had my pass.
00:37:04I used to be a gymnast.
00:37:06Now that's criminal.
00:37:09Especially when you saw me in them tights.
00:37:13My point is,
00:37:16put on a suit.
00:37:18It gives you a purpose.
00:37:21You got it.
00:37:23Uncle Charles.
00:37:24I don't want to be sound.
00:37:27As a kid, this is all you ever wanted to do.
00:37:30I was eight.
00:37:33Of course I thought this was the coolest job in the world.
00:37:36You're a fat man in a red velvet suit and nobody judges you.
00:37:41But then I grew up.
00:37:43And I realized that all you do is peddle dreams and wishes to little kids.
00:37:47It's not real.
00:37:49None of this is real.
00:37:58That's what you think I know.
00:38:00Fat man in a red suit.
00:38:06This is real.
00:38:08You real.
00:38:09Uncle Charles.
00:38:11There's a thousand other guys out there that like to play dress up just like you.
00:38:14You don't need me.
00:38:16But they're not real.
00:38:18And they're not you.
00:38:19They're from Insta-take.
00:38:22Face.
00:38:24The thing with the bird.
00:38:26Insta-face, huh?
00:38:27You know what I'm saying.
00:38:29They're Insta-influencers, man.
00:38:33I love you.
00:38:34But you gotta understand that not everybody gets what they want for Christmas.
00:38:38You of all people should know that.
00:38:41I do.
00:38:43That's not what you get.
00:38:45That's what you give.
00:38:48Whatever, man.
00:38:50I got bigger fish to fry and bigger problems to solve.
00:38:53So I'm gonna find me something to eat and I guess I'll find my own way home.
00:38:59Now when you say you're gonna find your own way home, does that mean you gonna steal a car?
00:39:03No.
00:39:06Where'd you get that road from?
00:39:28I'm gonna be a good thing.
00:39:29I'm gonna think a lot.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:33And where are your parents?
00:39:37I don't know.
00:39:41They're probably worried.
00:39:43Where's your family?
00:39:50Santa Charles is your daddy?
00:39:54Uncle.
00:39:56Mom and Dad are gone.
00:39:59You are so lucky.
00:40:01I wish I had Uncle Santa.
00:40:07I guess he's not so bad.
00:40:10Gosh, there you are.
00:40:12I was so worried.
00:40:15No problem.
00:40:16Come on, let's go.
00:40:55We're live at-
00:40:56Are you Santa's ready for a challenge?
00:40:58Yeah!
00:41:00I said, are you Santa's ready for a challenge?
00:41:03Yeah!
00:41:04The ultimate Santa challenge?
00:41:06Yeah!
00:41:07I'm your host, DJ Snowdiz, and this store is your place now.
00:41:13We also have souvenirs.
00:41:15We have hats, shot glasses, snow gloves, novelty towels, t-shirts, miniatures, and various work patterns available for purchase.
00:41:23Okay?
00:41:24There will be three days of Santa games, and at the end of the game we'll count our next mall
00:41:29Santa.
00:41:32But, but, you don't have to take my word for it, because Santa Charles is here to let you know
00:41:36that he's been making a list and checking it twice.
00:41:39And at the end of the games, he will decide to be naughty or nuts.
00:41:47Uh, first of all, I'm thinking I'd love to be in Santa games.
00:41:55This is not a job.
00:41:57Hm?
00:41:59It's an honor!
00:42:01And a privilege.
00:42:03This is not a suit or a costume.
00:42:06It's a uniform.
00:42:08I'm proud to wear it.
00:42:10Some of you guys know this.
00:42:12Some of you guys don't.
00:42:14I'm part of a legacy here.
00:42:17Three decades.
00:42:18Sitting in that chair right there.
00:42:20My grandfather.
00:42:22My father.
00:42:22My father.
00:42:23But this is not about being a mall Santa.
00:42:27It's about listening.
00:42:30Love.
00:42:31Love.
00:42:32Love for the job.
00:42:34Love for the people.
00:42:36Love for the community.
00:42:38I remember you.
00:42:40Stacy Howard.
00:42:42One of the fire truck.
00:42:47They don't get everything they want, but they do get to see a Santa Claus that looks like
00:42:55them.
00:42:59So, welcome to the first annual Santa Claus.
00:43:05We'll be here.
00:43:09So, we'll be here in the next couple of weeks.
00:43:14Let's get started.
00:43:16We'll be here in the next couple.
00:43:19We'll be here in the next couple of weeks.
00:43:48Can I help you?
00:43:50It's not what it looks like.
00:43:51Looks like you're stealing from Santa.
00:43:56What are you doing then?
00:43:58Borrowing from Santa.
00:44:00Without his permission.
00:44:02You lose a bet or something?
00:44:04Worse.
00:44:05I think I just found my Christmas spirit.
00:44:07In the storage closet?
00:44:09Is that where I left it?
00:44:12Oh, you know I never could find the hats
00:44:16in the midst of all of that other stuff.
00:44:20Let's see.
00:44:24Your uncle is going to be so close.
00:44:27Please don't tell Uncle Charles.
00:44:31I want to do this on my own.
00:44:34If it's in my blood, my family legacy, then it's meant to be.
00:44:39But if not, and I fail at this too,
00:44:44then at least Uncle Charles won't have to get his hopes up.
00:44:47All right, I won't say a word, okay?
00:44:49But I do think he's going to know.
00:44:53I just have a feeling.
00:44:56He'll know.
00:45:01Can you help me with this beer?
00:45:03I thought you'd never ask.
00:45:06All right.
00:45:09Let's see.
00:45:10Oh, yeah.
00:45:10First, you have to take this nap off.
00:45:12Put your head down.
00:45:14Mm-hmm.
00:45:15Aw.
00:45:16Behind those ears.
00:45:19Hold on.
00:45:21Can you breathe?
00:45:22Ha.
00:45:23Ho, ho, ho.
00:45:24Ha, ha, ha.
00:45:26I'm so proud of you.
00:45:31Next.
00:45:42Next.
00:45:47I'm really sorry.
00:45:49I got it.
00:45:49Thanks.
00:45:54All right.
00:45:55First and last name, Salem.
00:46:17Tell us your name.
00:46:18My name is Stephanie.
00:46:21Wagwan binamwen, you know, straight from Jamaica.
00:46:23Buk, buk.
00:46:25Hi, I'm Adam.
00:46:27Hi, my name is Klu.
00:46:30Clyde.
00:46:33My name is Nick.
00:46:36And, uh, Nick, why do you want to be Santa Claus?
00:46:39Wait, wait, hold on.
00:46:40Who are you?
00:46:41Who are you to be asking me questions or what's happening right now?
00:46:47Me want to be Santa Claus.
00:46:48And I'm coming here and I show up, Santa can be everywhere, you know?
00:46:51I'm here for one reason.
00:46:53Total world domination.
00:46:54Did it?
00:46:55And now he's on the elf team.
00:46:56Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:58Come, Uncle Adam is on TV.
00:47:00Come, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.
00:47:01So, basically...
00:47:07Welcome to day one of the Santa Scans.
00:47:19All right, and we're back with what looks like Pampers of Santa's dirty laundry.
00:47:27I wonder what we're going to do with that.
00:47:30I can't hear you, but if you guessed wash and fold, you're wrong.
00:47:35This game is called Santa's Pajamas.
00:47:44When I count to three, you will race to the hampers and grab a matching pajama set.
00:47:49We have elf, gingerbread, and snowman.
00:47:53Options are limited, so choose wisely.
00:47:59And...
00:47:59Go!
00:48:06Oh, wow.
00:48:10Legal contact.
00:48:12There's no fighting in the North Pole.
00:48:14We have jammies for everybody.
00:48:18Oh.
00:48:29Oh, sure.
00:48:35Trial.
00:48:37Trial.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You don't think there's a need to try out?
00:48:41I don't think there's a need to try out when you find what it is that you're looking for
00:48:45and it's sitting in the chair.
00:48:47I am a fat man.
00:48:50How does he do this?
00:48:52Who is he?
00:48:54Santa Charles.
00:48:55Oh, so you know Santa Charles?
00:48:57I know of him.
00:48:59What do you know of Santa Charles?
00:49:01Cool dude.
00:49:02Now it's time for the one, the only, Santa Charles!
00:49:18Good afternoon, Santas.
00:49:21Please try to separate in the most scientific ways.
00:49:25Gingerbread to the left, elves in the middle, snowmen to the right.
00:49:28The losing team will unfortunately be kicked out of the games.
00:49:32If you don't have a costume on, buh-bye.
00:49:39Oh!
00:49:41Can I tell them Designs by Tirell?
00:49:45Designs by Tirell!
00:49:47Take a picture, it's gonna last longer.
00:49:49Mm-hmm.
00:49:50And again, if you don't have a costume, off you go.
00:49:59Listen, you guys all did a good job.
00:50:03See you day two.
00:50:05Good night.
00:50:05Have a good night, guys.
00:50:10We'll see you back here bright and early tomorrow morning for day two.
00:50:19We'll see you back here bright and early tomorrow morning for day two.
00:50:38I got the pizza, guys.
00:50:43Look at what I found, Roman, I'm almost like a lost little puppy.
00:50:47And look, he don't have his beard on.
00:50:49No, I want to see you.
00:50:50Hi.
00:50:52Hey, I hope you don't mind.
00:50:53I think we couldn't decide on what talking to get, so we just got cheese.
00:50:57Yeah, and they got a fruit punch, ginger ale, energy drinks, and water.
00:51:02Or, if you're feeling brave, I make a mean protein shake.
00:51:07I'm nicknaming Santa's ultimate challenge.
00:51:11I don't think I have any competition, but to be honest with you, there's one particular one on my team.
00:51:16Are they going to hear this?
00:51:17No, of course not.
00:51:18Okay, cool.
00:51:19So, there's one particular Santa on my team?
00:51:21Nick.
00:51:22Buff Daddy, Big Santa.
00:51:24He's just always angry and wants to hit people.
00:51:27The Roid Ranger.
00:51:28I think there might be something in his protein shakes.
00:51:30I think he taken some of the thing.
00:51:32He needs to slow it down.
00:51:33It's not healthy for your man bit, you know what I'm saying?
00:51:35But then some of the other ones, you know, they all right, you know.
00:51:39Day one done.
00:51:40Yeah, you know, we started off a little rocky, you know.
00:51:42But you know what, Mike?
00:51:44We got it done.
00:51:45We edged it out.
00:51:46You know what?
00:51:47I think day two is going to be a doozy.
00:51:49I mean, everything that went through with the PJs.
00:51:51But you two looked a little intense.
00:51:54Are you scared?
00:51:56No, but you should be.
00:51:59I'm just glad I found a shirt that could hit me.
00:52:02I actually found the shirt.
00:52:03And you're welcome.
00:52:05Yeah.
00:52:06You know what?
00:52:07It was a little crazy.
00:52:09You guys think the rest of the challenges are going to be like that?
00:52:12Nah, man, we don't think so.
00:52:15I really just want to say something.
00:52:17I'm just so happy to be here with all of you.
00:52:22Back home in London, you know, I have a lot of friends.
00:52:26You know, that sweater, many ass you white.
00:52:29Look, I'm just here to make a statement.
00:52:30And what's that?
00:52:32That women can be Santa, too.
00:52:35I'm here because I want to be the next Santa.
00:52:38The first and one and only female Santa.
00:52:43While we're at it, Clyde, now I know you're here to compete as well.
00:52:47But we all know there's something hiding underneath that Santa beer.
00:52:50Ho, ho, ho.
00:52:51I'm here to get it.
00:52:53Santa beers.
00:52:55All right.
00:52:57Well, it's obvious that you don't want to be here.
00:52:59I mean, me, I love Christmas.
00:53:01I love all of it, you know?
00:53:04I love Christmas.
00:53:05I love everything about Christmas.
00:53:06The decorations, trees, music.
00:53:08I even love the cold air.
00:53:09We want to show the world that Christmas will be universal, you know?
00:53:16I just want the gig.
00:53:18Period.
00:53:21Okay.
00:53:22We already told you I'm here, Clyde.
00:53:23So, what's up?
00:53:25Well, I guess I just want something to believe in.
00:53:29You know, it's something I always wanted.
00:53:34Aw, Clyde, you're a serious dude.
00:53:37I tell you, that's me one.
00:53:38I tell you mine, we have one, eh?
00:53:41Oh, hey, look, everyone.
00:53:42Grab a bow.
00:53:44All right.
00:53:45Sorry.
00:53:46Everybody, cheers.
00:53:48All right.
00:53:49To all of us, may our journey be worth it, but ha.
00:53:55All right.
00:53:56And as team elf, may we be indestructible.
00:53:59Yeah.
00:54:00And all those other Santas, you know, they don't know what's coming.
00:54:03We are.
00:54:04We are coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:06We're all going to come.
00:54:07Yeah, we are, man.
00:54:08Come on.
00:54:08All right.
00:54:09Let's come.
00:54:26Oh, Charles.
00:54:28What is after I'm living?
00:54:31Come on, what are you doing?
00:54:32You had to give me another to do some research.
00:54:34What research on what?
00:54:35To go on and look in the cookie jar and eat up all the cookies?
00:54:38I'm not, okay.
00:54:40I mean, it may look like I'm just eating the cookies, but I'm doing research for the games tomorrow.
00:54:46I got to know this stuff.
00:54:47Mm-hmm.
00:54:48Okay, research.
00:54:50Look, being Santa Claus is not just a job.
00:54:53It's a way of life.
00:54:55Mm-hmm.
00:54:55Okay?
00:54:56Mm-hmm.
00:54:57Look at me.
00:54:58Mm-hmm.
00:54:59I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:02Say that again.
00:55:03I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:06I forgot to eat this time.
00:55:10Oh, please go to bed.
00:55:12I forgot to eat.
00:55:13Yep, I don't have to do this research.
00:55:15Yep, please.
00:55:16Okay, make sure you leave plants and cookies.
00:55:23Turn the light off, baby.
00:55:26Use your clapper.
00:55:27Oh.
00:55:35Some trevishes.
00:55:37Nooks.
00:55:43What we having, man?
00:55:44Mm.
00:55:46Yes.
00:55:48I bet you all nine of them reindeer get a snickerdoodle.
00:55:59You're good.
00:56:00You're good.
00:56:01You're learning.
00:56:03And you got your glass.
00:56:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:07Wait.
00:56:10It's my milk.
00:56:11I saw you reaching.
00:56:14Your milk is in there where you had your lips.
00:56:16Remember?
00:56:17It's the same jug, huh?
00:56:18No, no.
00:56:19New jug.
00:56:20My jug.
00:56:20See?
00:56:21My jug.
00:56:22I'm here.
00:56:23Your lips.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:24Oh, I got a question for you.
00:56:25Hey!
00:56:27You got a question?
00:56:33Yeah, go ahead and ask.
00:56:36Can I have a cookie?
00:56:37Oh, man.
00:56:40The fact that you asking me, instead of just going in there?
00:56:45I love that, man.
00:56:47No.
00:56:49I don't want those nasty snickerdoodles anyway.
00:56:51I'm good.
00:56:51You can't have one.
00:56:53Why not chocolate chip or something?
00:56:57It's basic.
00:56:58It's a basic cookie.
00:56:59Chocolate chip is the best.
00:57:01It's a basic cookie.
00:57:03Peanut butter.
00:57:0560s.
00:57:07What's the nastiest cookie?
00:57:11Rocky Road.
00:57:12Rocky Road cookies?
00:57:14That's what I said.
00:57:16What about oatmeal raisin?
00:57:17Woo!
00:57:18Woo!
00:57:20Woo!
00:57:21Woo!
00:57:32Miss Claus is here?
00:57:34Santa Charles is really walking away from her.
00:57:40Nick!
00:57:41Elf's?
00:57:43I love a woman in charge.
00:57:44Of course you do.
00:57:46Can I help you?
00:57:47No.
00:57:47But I can help you.
00:57:48I'm not interested.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:51I guess I won't tell you that the first challenge is a Santa trivia game.
00:57:55I appreciate you for not telling me that.
00:57:58Is there anything else you don't want to tell me?
00:58:00I'd love to.
00:58:01But I can't.
00:58:03You shouldn't.
00:58:04I definitely shouldn't tell you that the second challenge is a guessing game involving Santa
00:58:08Charles' favorite cookie.
00:58:10But that's all I know.
00:58:12When I become queen of the store one day, maybe you and I should go grab lunch or something.
00:58:16Merry Christmas, man!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:19Uh, do you have any kids?
00:58:21No.
00:58:23Yeah, see, you're not really my type.
00:58:26But, um, I do want to see you win, though.
00:58:28What can I say?
00:58:29I'm a feminist.
00:58:30Oh, God.
00:58:31Gross.
00:58:32Elf's?
00:58:32I love women.
00:58:33Elf's?
00:58:37Come in, come in.
00:58:39All right, guys.
00:58:40Look at us.
00:58:40Team Elf.
00:58:41Team Elf.
00:58:42Team Elf.
00:58:43Okay, look.
00:58:43Y'all, look.
00:58:44So, mall security over there was just telling me there's going to be two games.
00:58:48Something about a guessing game with cookies.
00:58:50And the other one is basically like a Santa trivia game.
00:58:54Well, we got our ears cookies?
00:58:55Um, you got them.
00:58:56I promise you.
00:58:57You guys are a right team.
00:58:59And we're only for maps.
00:59:01You're right.
00:59:01Yo, what's wrong with your head, man?
00:59:02You look like you're leaning a bit.
00:59:03Oh, interesting.
00:59:05Ha!
00:59:06I'm like a leaning tower of pizza.
00:59:08All right.
00:59:09Beth?
00:59:10Yeah, man.
00:59:11All right.
00:59:13No mistakes.
00:59:16Mistakes are okay.
00:59:16As long as you remain friends.
00:59:18Hey, man.
00:59:19We're trying to win this thing, all right?
00:59:21Morning, Santas.
00:59:22And welcome back for day two.
00:59:24Are you ready for our game?
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:27Woo!
00:59:27Woo!
00:59:30Gingerbread, Elf, Snowman.
00:59:32Are you a team, Zoddy?
00:59:34Yeah!
00:59:37Now it's time for The Santa, a champion game hosted by one, the only, Santa Charles.
00:59:44Woo!
00:59:45Woo!
00:59:45Woo!
00:59:51Let's're set up, guys.
00:59:52The questions are all multiple choice.
00:59:54So you all stand the chance.
00:59:56Okay?
00:59:57You say you want to play school.
01:00:00Well, let's see.
01:00:04Questions, please.
01:00:06Be aggressive.
01:00:10first question
01:00:13how many reindeers does santa have a8 b9 c as many as he wants
01:00:37boards please
01:00:44the answer is b9
01:00:48he got it
01:00:49sweet dog
01:00:56where exactly
01:00:59was mommy when she kissed santa
01:01:01underneath the mistletoe
01:01:04underneath the little bowl
01:01:07see at ice cubes house
01:01:09i think it's a trick question
01:01:12where your mama kiss and santa
01:01:14i think it's a trick question
01:01:15what's up
01:01:19board please
01:01:28you all right
01:01:32name a country in which santa is known as
01:01:36pierre
01:01:37the wall
01:01:37can you guys say that
01:01:40look at that
01:01:42hey france
01:01:46b belgium
01:01:48c
01:01:48c
01:01:49waks
01:01:50etc
01:02:04as
01:02:11santa
01:02:17what это
01:02:20Who had the biggest hit of a career with the song Santa Baby in 1953?
01:02:26A. Or the kid?
01:02:28B. Prince?
01:02:31C. Beyonce?
01:02:34I mean, what is the A for, though?
01:02:37Ah, answer is A.
01:02:40That's all that matters. We're friends.
01:02:42What black song plays all day long during Christmas?
01:02:49A. What group does Eddie Levert sing with?
01:02:55George?
01:02:58C. Helms, you got that wrong.
01:03:04Ah, answer is A.
01:03:10B.
01:03:12A.
01:03:17B. What is Santa's favorite cookie?
01:03:23It don't matter. He can eat anything.
01:03:25B. What is Santa's favorite cookie?
01:03:25B. What is Santa's favorite cookie?
01:03:34Final tie-breaking round.
01:03:37Gingerbread, you're going to sit this one out.
01:03:39It's between the elves and the snowman.
01:03:42B. Okay.
01:03:45This is the question.
01:03:48First team to meet with their chalkboard wins.
01:03:52Who was the first boss Santa?
01:03:54A. Colonel Tim.
01:03:56B. Colonel Jim.
01:03:59C. Colonel Sanders, D. Popeye.
01:04:04B. What?
01:04:05B. Wait, wait, wait.
01:04:06I know this one. Wait, wait, wait.
01:04:07There is a good one.
01:04:08What just, what just, what this is?
01:04:09Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:04:09Can you know what to write?
01:04:10I don't know.
01:04:11I, I, I, I, I, I'm going.
01:04:15Snowman.
01:04:16He's a snowman.
01:04:17You did it!
01:04:18You did it.
01:04:19You did it, man.
01:04:21What?
01:04:24Oh, oh, oh!
01:04:25It's trivial, not trash, yeah, nice try, what you got, Elf?
01:04:43That's gonna be Elf, but you know what, Elves, you got one, B, turn on, oh yeah,
01:04:56Gingerbread and Elf team, you're tied up, Elf, Gingerbread, you're on the next round, it was a good game, great,
01:05:09great.
01:05:20Well, as far as Team Elf goes, first you got, you got this old, I guess, Asian guy, his name's
01:05:32Adam.
01:05:34Have you ever had a gas bubble that you can't get rid of?
01:05:38He's alright, he's probably the worst smelling person I've ever met in my entire life.
01:05:42Stephanie, maybe she come back to the island with me, you know.
01:05:44Um, he could be second place, he could play the reindeer.
01:05:48Fireside and candlelight, Stephanie, me, perhaps a little wine, I like to romanticize about reindeer, huh?
01:06:07Reindeer, and I'm not done yet, I didn't finish.
01:06:15Moving forward, it will be every man, and woman, for themselves.
01:06:20The next game is called...
01:06:22This is a little game I call Smell My Finger.
01:06:24Guess the cookie correctly, you move on, guess it wrong, you're done.
01:06:32First up, please!
01:06:40Chocolate chip?
01:06:42You got it right.
01:06:43Next, we'll take some booze.
01:06:49Chocolate chip?
01:06:51Oh, man, no.
01:06:53I want a redo.
01:06:53I don't care.
01:06:54I want a redo.
01:06:55I don't care.
01:06:57You're wrong.
01:06:57We're bringing a blindfolded to up the engine!
01:07:02He's very excited.
01:07:07Chocolate chip?
01:07:08Haha, no.
01:07:09Oh, man.
01:07:11Work on that.
01:07:13About right now.
01:07:15Right there, where there is.
01:07:19Back there, I'll break it down.
01:07:21No, this has got to be snickerdito.
01:07:23What'd you say?
01:07:24Snickerdoodle?
01:07:25Snickerdickie?
01:07:27Snookerdookle?
01:07:28Yeah.
01:07:29Something like that.
01:07:30He's from the south.
01:07:33Behold.
01:07:35Hmph.
01:07:36Ginger snap.
01:07:38You're right.
01:07:39Next!
01:07:40Buff elf.
01:07:42Smell my finger.
01:07:45You're a crab.
01:07:46Fine.
01:07:46He's great.
01:07:47Bucklef got it right!
01:07:49You're a happy elf.
01:07:53Bloody, bloody.
01:07:54Mmm.
01:07:55That's definitely the Scotty Biscuit.
01:07:58Oh, no!
01:08:00It's not a bloody biscuit!
01:08:02It's a cookie!
01:08:03There's no tea over here!
01:08:08Bloody cookies.
01:08:10Take it home.
01:08:12The team elf.
01:08:14No.
01:08:15No.
01:08:16No.
01:08:18No.
01:08:20Next!
01:08:22Are you from San Diego?
01:08:24Yeah, boo-boo.
01:08:26No.
01:08:27No.
01:08:28No.
01:08:29Special one for you.
01:08:32That's a macaroon, man.
01:08:35You boy, right?
01:08:37Yeah, man!
01:08:38Chugga boy, boy, come with them one, two, and twice!
01:08:44Sheela E-L.
01:08:45Sheela E-L?
01:08:50Oatmeal.
01:08:51You right?
01:08:54It's good for your sister, oatmeal.
01:08:56Loose.
01:08:58Woo!
01:08:59Now, that's a big elf.
01:09:01Um...
01:09:02You want a hamburger?
01:09:04Let me get two cookies for you.
01:09:07Peanut butter.
01:09:08Hold down.
01:09:10Chocolate chip.
01:09:11No.
01:09:12Um...
01:09:12Prudential?
01:09:15That boy's good.
01:09:17You good, boy!
01:09:19You good!
01:09:23And just like that, we're down to the final five.
01:09:26Let's give it up for them!
01:09:31Let's be on the final day, everybody.
01:09:33Woo!
01:09:37Dang, Santa!
01:09:38I think one of them might actually win this thing!
01:09:42Good job, baby.
01:10:27I have a nice job for you.
01:10:28I'm gonna die!
01:10:28I need to leave it alone, baby.
01:10:31Come on!
01:10:33I'm gonna die!
01:10:33She is. She's going to see how hard it is to be said about us.
01:10:36This is what you're going to leave us with?
01:10:39Man, got me.
01:10:42This is what you're going to leave us with?
01:11:04Give it up for Stephanie. Adam. Wayne. Nick. Nick, come on. Go for the world. Ann Clyde.
01:11:33One of these competitors is about to become the next mall Santa.
01:11:37Bugs, before we jump into day three, the final day of the Santa Games, a quick word from our sponsor,
01:11:43the woman who sends my chance, Denise Serena, everyone.
01:11:49This one? Thank you, DJ Snowbiz.
01:11:53And I just have one thing to say, and that is thank you and thank you.
01:12:00No, no, no, no, no. Santa Charles, you have made this one Christmas season to remember. Hmm?
01:12:09Your final season. And on behalf of myself, your fans, and all of Santa's helpers, we wanted to do something
01:12:17a little different. Something meaningful and painful.
01:12:19You're going to make me slave pride.
01:12:25Look at this!
01:12:28They're vegan.
01:12:30I am so proud of how you structured the rules of this competition, and how you did so without bias
01:12:37or prejudice or flatulence.
01:12:38And how you took the time for each competitor to dig in and help them find their full Santa potential.
01:12:46Mmm, with that level of grit and determination, I think we can be confident that you're-
01:12:55Thank you, Denise. Thank you. But no need to put Santa Charles on the spot. Let's let him enjoy his
01:13:00cookies in peace.
01:13:02Hear them after all. Now, are we ready for the-
01:13:16This is how we're ready for today.
01:13:17I'm just going to work with him for 30 seconds, and I'm going to talk with you in the next
01:13:21couple of minutes.
01:13:21I'm going to make a new guest today, and I was going to tell you about what to say.
01:13:21Now, I'm going to wake my friends on the spot.
01:13:22I'm going to be my optimist.
01:13:23You're going to be so proud of this.
01:13:25I really need to be my Moment, by the time to wake up to your house.
01:13:26I'm just going to be my opponent today.
01:13:26I would say it's happening.
01:13:27I'd believe that we're in some of the way too.
01:13:30I would say I'm going to be a little bit more and I'll be honest.
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