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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:15That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:18I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:21For an arranged marriage!
00:00:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:26You are such a simpleton!
00:00:30Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:00:35I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:43I fucking hate you more!
00:01:05So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:12To be fair, if you thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came!
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:33Good boy!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43Amelia!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45Hey, Jane!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:50Oh!
00:01:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:10I make my own money.
00:02:12See, see. Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for Man Thumb. That means free underwear for life.
00:02:20For life. Some parents would be proud.
00:02:23Yeah, other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:38Alright, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright? And don't be late.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:03Hello, my Gucci. Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:13No.
00:03:14Thank you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:34These are great. Hmm. I still don't have what I'm looking for. Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:41No problem.
00:03:42Cool. Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:46How far?
00:03:50Hi. I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:53Chantal.
00:03:54Nice to meet you.
00:03:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:59Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:04Hold that thought.
00:04:07Hey, Dad.
00:04:08Where the hell were ya?
00:04:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:18I can meet him later.
00:04:19Ah, two ladies back on the plane again.
00:04:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:32You interned.
00:04:33You went to business school.
00:04:35You...
00:04:36You have potential, okay?
00:04:38But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:04:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:41Cause so far...
00:04:43I ain't seen any end tape from you.
00:04:46Bye, Dad.
00:04:50Hey.
00:04:51You okay?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Um...
00:04:55But...
00:04:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:10So, it's a...
00:05:13really rare form of cancer.
00:05:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:25But it's really expensive.
00:05:27And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:30Don't worry about that.
00:05:32I have money saved.
00:05:34I'll find the rest.
00:05:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:37We're gonna get through this.
00:05:38Together.
00:05:40Oh, yeah.
00:05:54Ciao, Gucci!
00:05:56Did she have a good walk?
00:06:01What's wrong?
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:08I'm sorry.
00:06:08This is...
00:06:09No, no, no.
00:06:09Forget about it.
00:06:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:06:18My dream, but...
00:06:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:29After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:06:36Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:39You do?
00:06:42Come back tonight.
00:06:44And, uh, make something nice.
00:06:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:03Except for the dog hair.
00:07:05Well, come with me.
00:07:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:10Are they from Italy?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:18Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:24Mm-hmm.
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:28I'm a dog walker.
00:07:29Don't be so defensive.
00:07:32I wasn't.
00:07:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:45Amelia.
00:07:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:01What, exactly?
00:08:10How does it look?
00:08:12Not half bad.
00:08:13I mean, it's fine.
00:08:15Whatever.
00:08:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:22Or not.
00:08:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:25You work for my dad.
00:08:27You have to do what I say.
00:08:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:31Just a few more pictures.
00:08:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:35I don't need Tinder.
00:08:36I'm an underwear model.
00:08:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:40Okay.
00:08:40Whatever.
00:08:46Pour me another.
00:08:48I told you I'm-
00:08:52Fine.
00:08:59See?
00:09:00Dog walker.
00:09:01That wasn't so hard.
00:09:05What the fuck?
00:09:07This is fucking Prada!
00:09:13Asshole!
00:09:14You crazy bitch!
00:09:18Amelia, whoa.
00:09:20What's wrong?
00:09:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:09:24and she flipped out!
00:09:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:26but your son is a prick.
00:09:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:28No, no, no, please.
00:09:29I apologize.
00:09:31My son, he's immature.
00:09:33Alright?
00:09:33And that's why I invited you.
00:09:36Poor Florida.
00:09:37Please, alright?
00:09:39Just have a seat, alright?
00:09:40And I promise,
00:09:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:09:42for the rest of the night.
00:09:43Won't you, son?
00:09:45So,
00:09:46Amelia needs money
00:09:47to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:50Can't, sir.
00:09:53And you need to settle down
00:09:54and prove that you're worthy
00:09:56of running the family business.
00:09:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:00Okay.
00:10:01I want the business.
00:10:03I think we can, uh,
00:10:06make a deal
00:10:07whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:10What kind of deal?
00:10:11No.
00:10:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:15No.
00:10:16You two just have to get married,
00:10:18that's all.
00:10:19What?
00:10:21What?
00:10:22Romulus,
00:10:23what are you saying?
00:10:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:27Yeah, and I can't marry someone
00:10:28who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:30Well, at least I don't pose
00:10:31in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:33Well, Angela,
00:10:34look,
00:10:35you have to grow up
00:10:36before you can run out business.
00:10:38And the best way to do that
00:10:39is to get married.
00:10:40We're not even a match.
00:10:42We hate each other.
00:10:43At least I do.
00:10:44Obviously.
00:10:45I see.
00:10:46There's something uncommon already.
00:10:49Look, you know,
00:10:51my wife and I,
00:10:52we were opposites.
00:10:53Oh, yeah.
00:10:53We were like pizza
00:10:54and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:57She sure drove me crazy
00:10:58when we first met.
00:11:01I know you're probably thinking
00:11:02I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:11:04But I learned a thing or two
00:11:05in 70 years.
00:11:07You two have chemistry.
00:11:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:11As if.
00:11:13Romulus,
00:11:14isn't there another way?
00:11:15I don't want to be miserable
00:11:16for the rest of my life.
00:11:17Amelia, you do want to help
00:11:19your sister, don't you?
00:11:20Or you'll be able to afford
00:11:22the treatment
00:11:22if you just agree
00:11:24to this arrangement.
00:11:29What's it gonna be?
00:11:35What's it gonna be?
00:11:39Fine.
00:11:40I'll do it.
00:11:41For Betsy.
00:11:46Michelangelo,
00:11:47it's not polite
00:11:48to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:50If you're not gonna agree
00:11:51to marry her,
00:11:54then you're gonna lose
00:11:55the business.
00:11:56And you're also gonna lose
00:11:58your inheritance.
00:11:59What the hell, Dad?
00:12:03Fuck it. Fine.
00:12:05I'll do it.
00:12:06Now, let's just
00:12:08go into the office now.
00:12:10The lorries have already
00:12:11drafted the contract.
00:12:13Son, we're gonna need
00:12:14some champagne.
00:12:16You're in my mind.
00:12:17Try and make yourself
00:12:19look decent now.
00:12:22You will be engaged
00:12:23for a period of 30 days.
00:12:25followed by a wedding
00:12:27planned by me.
00:12:28And I'll tell you,
00:12:29it's gonna be a big one
00:12:30for the ages, too.
00:12:32I hope the Hollywood Bowl's
00:12:33not booked.
00:12:34Anyway,
00:12:35you must move in together
00:12:37immediately
00:12:37to avoid any suspicion,
00:12:39you know.
00:12:40Look, there's nothing wrong
00:12:41with an arranged marriage,
00:12:43but, well,
00:12:44it can't do any good
00:12:45if word got out
00:12:46to the public, right?
00:12:47That's why this has to be
00:12:48our own secret.
00:12:50Hope we agreed.
00:12:52Sure.
00:12:53Alright.
00:12:54Sign of you.
00:13:13Salute to the new couple.
00:13:26So, your place or mine?
00:13:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:31Fine.
00:13:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:45It's like a museum in here.
00:13:48A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:50Ugh.
00:14:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:06What was this?
00:14:07Put it in the trash.
00:14:08This isn't trash.
00:14:10These are my sisters.
00:14:11She's an artist.
00:14:12So, put them in your room.
00:14:14I said you could live here,
00:14:15not decorate.
00:14:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:16Is it clashing with your
00:14:18banana hammock?
00:14:19That's man-thong.
00:14:20It's trademarked.
00:14:25Look,
00:14:26I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:27If this isn't cleaned up
00:14:28by the time I get back,
00:14:29we're throwing it all
00:14:29in the fireplace.
00:14:31It's electric.
00:14:37Oh, by the way,
00:14:39this is gonna work.
00:14:41You might wanna start wearing that.
00:14:44Gee, thanks.
00:14:46Welcome.
00:14:54You're getting married?
00:14:56Shh, Betsy.
00:14:57Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:58Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:00It's just...
00:15:02It's not like you.
00:15:04You're staying reserved.
00:15:07Safe.
00:15:08Like I always taught you.
00:15:11Mom?
00:15:13Things change when you find out
00:15:14your sister has cancer.
00:15:16And besides,
00:15:18Michelangelo offered to help
00:15:19pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:20so...
00:15:21I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:15:24Michelangelo...
00:15:24the Ninja Turtle?
00:15:26No.
00:15:28Michelangelo...
00:15:30Dino Valino?
00:15:31Maybe you've...
00:15:31heard of him?
00:15:33Michelangelo Dino-Vino?
00:15:34Michelangelo?
00:15:35Shhh.
00:15:39So shall I end?
00:15:41Like start a hundred
00:15:42canceled Bravo shows?
00:15:43How did you even meet?
00:15:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:49It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:53He's so...
00:15:54toxic.
00:15:56Speak of the devil.
00:15:59Oh yeah.
00:16:01You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:04This is a doctor's office.
00:16:07Amelia.
00:16:10Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:12Doctor's ready.
00:16:14We'll talk about this later.
00:16:37Ready to go wet, baby?
00:16:40We're already wet.
00:16:57Oh, where did that come from?
00:17:24Nice place.
00:17:26I love the artwork.
00:17:28Thanks.
00:17:29Finally.
00:17:30Ooh, good taste.
00:17:33No, I'm good.
00:17:35We had plenty at dinner.
00:17:37More for me.
00:17:41You know, if you like it down here,
00:17:44you should see the bedroom.
00:17:57Who are you?
00:17:59Who are you?
00:18:01Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:18:07Whatever.
00:18:08Can you guys just keep it down?
00:18:10I have work tomorrow morning.
00:18:12This is my house?
00:18:14We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:17Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:20You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:22What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:24Who's jealous?
00:18:26Jealous?
00:18:26I'm not jealous.
00:18:30Sweet dreams.
00:18:38I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:40How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:44Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:04See you later.
00:19:06And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:10Sorry.
00:19:11I had one too many to drink.
00:19:12It won't happen again.
00:19:13You better not.
00:19:25How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:28Not now.
00:19:29My head's killing me.
00:19:30We need to talk about last night.
00:19:32No.
00:19:32What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:36I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:39Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:41But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:44And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:47Fine.
00:19:48I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:48Just give me my phone.
00:19:50My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:53And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:58Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:59Yeah, no shit.
00:20:00I'm serious.
00:20:02Don't screw this up.
00:20:05I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:20:08I know what I'm doing.
00:20:09Dog walker.
00:20:10And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:20:13Whenever I want.
00:20:15Wherever I want.
00:20:17Fine.
00:20:18Do whatever you want.
00:20:20I'm sorry.
00:20:21It was a bit harsh.
00:20:23I just really hung over.
00:20:28That could have gone better.
00:20:35Hey, baby.
00:20:37You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:40You're rich now.
00:20:41I know.
00:20:42I like it.
00:20:43Ah, that's good to hear.
00:20:45You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:49Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:53Oh, fine.
00:20:54Yeah.
00:20:55We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:57All right.
00:20:58Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:00Oh, and listen.
00:21:01He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:04Look, I...
00:21:04I promise.
00:21:06I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:07Yeah.
00:21:08You're right.
00:21:10Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12Come on, Gucci.
00:21:13Come on.
00:21:14Bye, Gooch.
00:21:18Hey, Amelia.
00:21:19Hey, Jake.
00:21:22Gucci, no!
00:21:23Royce!
00:21:25I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:29It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:32Same here.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:41Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:43This whole family, actually.
00:21:46All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:48They should make a reality show.
00:21:50We're old dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:54Do you want to walk together?
00:21:56Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:58Yeah.
00:21:59I'd like that.
00:22:06So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:22:08A couple months.
00:22:10I like it.
00:22:11I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:22:13Barista.
00:22:15Uber driver.
00:22:16Delivery guy.
00:22:18Movie extra?
00:22:19You were in a movie.
00:22:21Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:22Just trying to impress you.
00:22:25How about you?
00:22:26How long have you been doing this?
00:22:28I don't know.
00:22:29My whole life, I guess.
00:22:30It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:35I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:37Wow.
00:22:38I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:40Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:45If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:48My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:51Do you want to go?
00:22:53I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:22:58You did?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:01I still do.
00:23:05He's cute.
00:23:06I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:10Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:17I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:19Hell yeah.
00:23:21I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:26I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:30I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:34Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:37Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:42Looks pretty big.
00:23:44It was a big school.
00:23:46Public schools.
00:23:47Am I right?
00:23:53I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:56Me?
00:23:58Engaged?
00:23:58No.
00:23:59Are you kidding?
00:23:59I'm 24.
00:24:01I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:02I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:24:07Nope.
00:24:07Single and ready to mingle.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:14Royce pooped.
00:24:15I should pick it up.
00:24:16Where? I don't see it.
00:24:18Just over there.
00:24:21Come on.
00:24:26Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:28Of course.
00:24:29It's an office.
00:24:30You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:24:33You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:38Very funny.
00:24:39You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:40Yes, I know.
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:41That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:24:44So today you're gonna be my shadow, you be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:48Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:49Fuck no.
00:24:51Come on, Dad.
00:24:53Okay.
00:25:00Wow!
00:25:04Oh my goodness.
00:25:05Are you okay?
00:25:07Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:14You're engaged, remember?
00:25:17And this is our new palette.
00:25:21It's Matt's collection.
00:25:22He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:24But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:38What, Dad?
00:25:41What a day, Dad.
00:25:42It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:44Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:49Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:51Hard work does pay off.
00:25:53Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:55What about her?
00:25:56She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:58Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:00But she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:26:05I guess that's impressive.
00:26:07Yeah, I see.
00:26:08See, it is.
00:26:08I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:26:12I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:20Break's over.
00:26:37Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:38Amelia, one day down.
00:26:40Forty more years to go.
00:26:42Heh heh heh heh.
00:26:44Now this is the time, when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:26:50raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:57You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:27:05Tonight?
00:27:07Shit.
00:27:08When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:27:09I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:27:11The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:27:13Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:27:15Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Berlino family.
00:27:21Don't you think it's a bit... soon, Dad?
00:27:23I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:26What's the matter?
00:27:27You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:27:29Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:34Alright, so it's all settled.
00:27:35I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:27:43Why, Dad?
00:27:44Mm-hmm.
00:27:55So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:00Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:28:05And?
00:28:06And...
00:28:07You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:28:10But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:28:14You better not let that hair down.
00:28:17Sorry.
00:28:18Just an expression.
00:28:26How's it going in there?
00:28:27I'm coming out!
00:28:37Is that bad?
00:28:40I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:45Buy that dress.
00:28:47ASAP.
00:28:51Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:53I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:29What are you looking at?
00:29:31You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:33Thanks.
00:29:35Um...
00:29:35I...
00:29:36Did you forget my name?
00:29:39No.
00:29:40It's just...
00:29:41Uh...
00:29:42Something...
00:29:42Different.
00:29:43Did you change your hair?
00:29:44Why do you care?
00:29:46The man-whore house is yours tonight.
00:29:47I'm going out.
00:29:48I just forgot my charger.
00:29:50Awesome.
00:29:50Thanks.
00:29:54I'm taking this.
00:29:55Wait.
00:29:56I've been calling you.
00:29:57We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:58I told you.
00:29:59I'm busy.
00:29:59Hold on!
00:30:03Amelia!
00:30:11Alright.
00:30:13Hey.
00:30:13Look who's right on time.
00:30:14Nice.
00:30:16Where's Amelia?
00:30:18She's...
00:30:18I'm sick.
00:30:20She can't make it.
00:30:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:30:23If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:26Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:30:28Give her some...
00:30:28Give her some nice soup.
00:30:30Alright.
00:30:31I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:33Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:35Alright.
00:30:35Poor thing.
00:30:37Okay, Dad.
00:30:38See you in the office.
00:30:45Stupid dog walker?
00:30:46Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:48I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:57Hey.
00:30:58It's Michelangelo of Dean Levino.
00:31:00You still track people?
00:31:16Wow.
00:31:18Amelia.
00:31:19Hi.
00:31:21You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:31:24Without a dog.
00:31:26Sorry.
00:31:27I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:28I kind of panicked.
00:31:30No worries.
00:31:30I should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:34But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:37Talk to the bartender.
00:31:38Wow.
00:31:39The IP treatment.
00:31:40You look like one.
00:31:42Thanks, Jared.
00:31:45Hey.
00:31:46Loverboy.
00:31:46We're on.
00:31:49Gotta go.
00:31:50Find me in the green room after.
00:31:53Hope you like it.
00:31:54Break a leg.
00:31:55Loverboy.
00:31:59We're on.
00:32:05Gotta go.
00:32:06Find me in the green room after.
00:32:07Loverboy.
00:32:08You know what I want, babe.
00:32:09All the little things that I'm not showing.
00:32:13You know what I want, babe.
00:32:15Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:18All I do.
00:32:20You know what I want, babe.
00:32:23You know what I want, babe.
00:32:27Good.
00:32:27Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:29Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:32One more, please.
00:32:38But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:47Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:51You really think so?
00:32:53I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:55The who?
00:32:57You don't know the strokes.
00:33:01Are they older?
00:33:03I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:33:06It's alright.
00:33:07Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:33:10You want something to drink?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:19So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:23Since I was 13.
00:33:25Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:28going someplace.
00:33:30That's awesome.
00:33:31And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:36You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:38I thought you liked it.
00:33:41I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:44I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:46I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:48A cat person?
00:33:52Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:54Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:57I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:33:59I just want to relax.
00:34:01Have a good time.
00:34:03You're beautiful, you know that?
00:34:08I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:34:10Now I'm not sure.
00:34:11We have nothing in common.
00:34:13Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:34:18What the heck?
00:34:20I'm tipsy.
00:34:20He's cute.
00:34:22Michelangelo had his fun.
00:34:23Now I can have mine.
00:34:37Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:41What's going on?
00:34:42That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:47He's not.
00:34:48You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:50Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:51What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:53Back off, dude.
00:34:55Back off.
00:34:56Grubby little hipster.
00:34:57She's my fiance.
00:34:59So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:01Jake, I can explain.
00:35:03Let's go.
00:35:06I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:35:07I'm not Jake.
00:35:14This is for making me uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:35:19And this is for making me listen, Andy.
00:35:27I can't believe you did that.
00:35:28After your high and mighty speech?
00:35:29You're such a hypocrite.
00:35:31Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:33Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:36I'm not following you around.
00:35:38You know what?
00:35:39I get it.
00:35:40You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:43Oh, me jealous?
00:35:45Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:48Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:50I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:53I have a name.
00:35:55Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:56That is an original.
00:35:57I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:00Oh, fine.
00:36:01I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:36:04I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:36:07They're treating me like shit.
00:36:10That's from the Renaissance.
00:36:11You are history's worst nightmare.
00:36:13I tried to make this work with you.
00:36:14We signed a contract.
00:36:16For an arranged marriage.
00:36:17Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:36:21You are such a simpleton.
00:36:25Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:27Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:29I tried to get along with you.
00:36:31You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:34Right back at you.
00:36:36I fucking hate you.
00:36:37I fucking hate you more.
00:37:14Hello.
00:37:26I am para.
00:37:30I love you.
00:37:36You're going to die for me.
00:37:42Where am I?
00:37:44Who's spooning me?
00:37:48Is that Jake?
00:37:50How drunk was I?
00:37:56Michelangelo?
00:37:57Dog Walker.
00:37:59Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:38:04Must have been all those free beers.
00:38:06Uh-huh.
00:38:08We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:38:11We got too many drinks.
00:38:12We just forget it ever happened.
00:38:14If that's what you want.
00:38:16Definitely.
00:38:17Um, I have to go to work.
00:38:22I should get up too.
00:38:25Oh, my head.
00:38:27There's Pedialy in the fridge.
00:38:30Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:32Of course.
00:38:33My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:38Well, you look great.
00:38:40Thanks.
00:38:41I don't feel great.
00:38:43The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:47But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:52What's going on?
00:38:56So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:59Wait.
00:39:00For the first time?
00:39:06Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:39:12Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:39:15And how was it?
00:39:19Well...
00:39:19Really bad.
00:39:21Right?
00:39:21I knew it.
00:39:22Actually,
00:39:24it was the best sex I ever had.
00:39:27Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:32I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:35Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:37That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:39I don't get it.
00:39:41He and I are nothing alike,
00:39:42and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:44I feel like an arcade game,
00:39:46and he just keeps getting the high score again and again,
00:39:48and you get the picture.
00:39:52Hey.
00:39:55Opposite to Trek.
00:39:56I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:01Because you're so different.
00:40:03Something like that.
00:40:12Here it comes.
00:40:13Right on the schedule.
00:40:15Dog walker's in love with me.
00:40:18I'll have to let her down easy.
00:40:20Weird.
00:40:21I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:33What was that about?
00:40:35Must be the hangover.
00:40:37Hangover.
00:40:39Hangover.
00:40:45Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:46Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:01Hey, unfortunately, something came up.
00:41:04I can't make it tonight.
00:41:08Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:41:10And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:41:33Hey.
00:41:36Hi.
00:41:38We should talk about Leslie.
00:41:44I'm not very good with words.
00:41:46Me neither.
00:41:47But last night I...
00:41:48You don't have to say anything.
00:41:50We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:52And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:54Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:56I don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second.
00:41:59Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:01I'm a big girl.
00:42:02I've had a one night stand before.
00:42:05I've never been with someone like you before.
00:42:07Okay, I get it.
00:42:09I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:42:14You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:42:17I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:42:20I mean...
00:42:21Frankly, so would I.
00:42:22I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:42:23You don't understand.
00:42:24Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:42:27I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:31Wait.
00:42:32Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:37What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:40I have a confession to make.
00:42:45Last night...
00:42:46I don't know how.
00:42:47I don't know why.
00:42:50That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:54Really?
00:42:55Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:57I'm not a good actor.
00:42:59I could even do reality TV.
00:43:02But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:43:06Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:43:10You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:43:13Amelia.
00:43:15Please.
00:43:17I know you felt it too.
00:43:24Amelia.
00:43:25Please.
00:43:26Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:43:29I felt it too.
00:43:35So why are we fighting it?
00:43:37I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:40Me too.
00:43:41And then...
00:43:45Talat.
00:43:48Here,
00:43:57I know.
00:44:02How do you play?
00:44:04How are you playing?
00:44:04Here.
00:44:04Eric.
00:44:04Here.
00:44:15so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:44:20light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:44:27no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:44:30if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:44:34espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:41you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:44:49thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:44:57i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:45:03you mean like you and me together together
00:45:06why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:45:24oh gucci what's the rush
00:45:31oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of
00:45:41crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight
00:45:49i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:45:54i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his
00:46:00woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him
00:46:07oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo di navolino
00:46:12i didn't mean a pride
00:46:15just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:46:17i'm here if you need to talk
00:46:20thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:46:24remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:46:27i thought we had a connection
00:46:29you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:46:34come on gucci let's go
00:46:39cats are awesome
00:46:43that was a great presentation
00:46:47the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:50you think so
00:46:53maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:46:55oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:00you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:47:02gucci sure
00:47:03but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:47:07yeah but that's how you impress her
00:47:09you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:47:12at the dog park
00:47:13mm-hmm
00:47:14i just texted her it's all set
00:47:16now
00:47:18go get her lover boy
00:47:31so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:47:34you've never played fetch before
00:47:37it's my dad's dog
00:47:38not mine
00:47:41let me try
00:47:42that's okay
00:47:43i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:47:45dainty hands
00:47:50do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:47:53no
00:47:54i like my work
00:47:56what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:47:59have fun
00:48:01you're right
00:48:02i should work less
00:48:04if nothing else
00:48:06you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:48:12fetch gucci
00:48:17i've got a big surprise
00:48:19a surprise
00:48:21just wait and see
00:48:31grazie and so
00:48:31have a good night mr dino bellino
00:48:39what's that
00:48:40special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:46but gucci
00:48:48it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:50you know that's awful for dogs right
00:48:54i thought you were
00:48:56off the clock today
00:48:58besides a special occasion
00:49:01i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:03to pour a little chianti into
00:49:06i'm kidding
00:49:07this is for us
00:49:09why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:49:10what else is in the back
00:49:12just some
00:49:13imported italian ingredients
00:49:14so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:49:17you can cook
00:49:32that was so good
00:49:34i feel like i just
00:49:35went to italy
00:49:36even though i've never been
00:49:38how did you
00:49:38do this
00:49:39i can't cook
00:49:40at all
00:49:41making italian food
00:49:42is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:43did you learn in culinary school
00:49:46no my mom taught me
00:49:48tell me about her
00:49:51i've never told a girl about my mom
00:49:54sorry
00:49:55i don't mean to pray
00:49:57she
00:49:58passed away when i was eleven
00:50:00breast cancer
00:50:02but
00:50:02i have a lot of good memories of her
00:50:04she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:50:07and
00:50:08she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:50:11we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:50:17i still
00:50:18have all of her recipes
00:50:19here
00:50:20handwritten in italian
00:50:22that's really special
00:50:26i miss her
00:50:28this might sound corny but
00:50:31i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:50:34it's not corny
00:50:36but i didn't know you were such a softie
00:50:39just don't tell tmz
00:50:42what about your parents
00:50:44my parents died in a car accident
00:50:47when i was thirteen
00:50:49it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:51i'm sorry
00:50:53i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:57i don't want to lose her too
00:51:01i'm sorry
00:51:02your story made me emotional
00:51:03i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:51:05i'll help you
00:51:06no no it's fine
00:51:08i like doing the dishes
00:51:09it relaxes me
00:51:11good
00:51:11because i hate them
00:51:13well then i guess we make a good team
00:51:19is it just the wine
00:51:20or am i really falling for
00:51:23him
00:51:24her
00:51:27you don't want espresso
00:51:29it's not your place
00:51:37hey
00:51:38hey
00:51:39do you want an espresso
00:51:41i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:43no thank you
00:51:44you need to have a morning medium
00:51:46i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:47okay well
00:51:47don't forget gucci
00:51:49how could i
00:51:52ready bro
00:51:53well let me fix your tie
00:51:57what do you know about ties
00:51:58you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:00and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:04touché
00:52:05there you go
00:52:06okay bye
00:52:08bye
00:52:11love you
00:52:11love you too
00:52:22sorry
00:52:23it's reflex
00:52:24i didn't mean to say that
00:52:25me neither
00:52:26too soon
00:52:29talk about it later
00:52:30yeah
00:52:32okay
00:52:33okay
00:52:34ugh could that have been any more awkward
00:52:37and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:52:44look who's here
00:52:46hey
00:52:47my little guy
00:52:48hey little gucci
00:52:50look at this right here
00:52:52huh
00:52:53let's try
00:52:56oh yeah now
00:52:57here's that
00:52:58here's mine
00:52:59right
00:52:59just like that
00:53:01huh
00:53:01yeah
00:53:02even got one for big brother
00:53:04right there
00:53:06come to papa
00:53:07yes my boy
00:53:10all right
00:53:11all right
00:53:11so
00:53:17we gotta talk about this
00:53:19this wedding
00:53:20right
00:53:20this is two weeks off
00:53:21hollywood bowl
00:53:22they're waiting for an answer
00:53:24and i bumped into
00:53:25chris martin
00:53:26on the plane
00:53:27he says the band
00:53:28is free
00:53:29you like coldplay
00:53:31right
00:53:31dad
00:53:32we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:53:34oh
00:53:36well all right
00:53:37then we'll book the magic castle
00:53:39how about that
00:53:40not too big
00:53:40plenty of room for coldplay
00:53:42huh
00:53:43let's just pump the brakes
00:53:44we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:53:47why
00:53:47something wrong with Amelia
00:53:49no
00:53:51everything's great
00:53:51it's better than great
00:53:54honestly
00:53:55but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:53:58that's our thing
00:54:00it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:02i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:05wow
00:54:06i never thought of that
00:54:08you know
00:54:09you have a very good point there
00:54:12i'm very impressed
00:54:14you've never acted like this
00:54:16with any other woman
00:54:18i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:54:22sounds like you might be falling in love
00:54:24love
00:54:27yeah
00:54:27i don't know
00:54:30he's so cute
00:54:32all right all right
00:54:33change of deal
00:54:34gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:54:37all right
00:54:37and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:54:40a wedding with coldplay
00:54:42no coldplay dad
00:54:45no coldplay
00:54:53so
00:54:55it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:57it's not working
00:54:58i know it
00:55:00i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:03and i'm cured
00:55:04what
00:55:06you're cured
00:55:07oh
00:55:09congratulations
00:55:10thank you
00:55:12i wasn't expecting it
00:55:14i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:55:17it only took two sessions
00:55:20i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:55:23maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:55:26what's wrong sis
00:55:27we should be celebrating
00:55:29i brought prosecco
00:55:31no
00:55:32yeah
00:55:33no i'm good
00:55:34yeah
00:55:36amelia
00:55:37i'm your sister
00:55:38you can tell me anything
00:55:41is it michelangelo
00:55:43is everything okay
00:55:45if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:55:47i will take that man thong
00:55:49and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:51that it will cut him in two
00:55:54it's not michelangelo
00:55:55let's see
00:55:58it's me
00:56:00i have to tell you something
00:56:05i cannot believe
00:56:07that they convinced you to do
00:56:09an arranged marriage
00:56:11what is this game of thrones
00:56:13it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:56:16and you know that i would do anything for you
00:56:19actually
00:56:20he's not that bad
00:56:23i kind of like him
00:56:26yeah
00:56:26babe
00:56:27that's called stockholm syndrome
00:56:28we need to get you out of there
00:56:31betsy
00:56:32i have
00:56:33real feelings for him
00:56:36but
00:56:38what about the tabloid stories
00:56:40you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:56:42they banned him
00:56:44for life
00:56:45you'll never go to epcot
00:56:47he's not actually like the stories
00:56:50or
00:56:50at least not to me
00:56:53he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:56:57if you marry michelangelo
00:57:00he will make your life a living hell
00:57:04what if you meet him
00:57:06yeah
00:57:07meet him
00:57:08maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:09maybe
00:57:10maybe you'll actually like him
00:57:11don't count on it
00:57:12please
00:57:13me
00:57:14just give him a chance
00:57:17fine
00:57:18yes
00:57:19only one
00:57:20yes
00:57:23you won't regret it
00:57:24i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:57:28you better bring the whole bottle
00:57:34thank you for making dinner
00:57:36of course
00:57:37i'm glad she's cancer free
00:57:38we need to celebrate
00:57:42michelangelo
00:57:43you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:57:47right
00:57:47you mean besides me
00:57:49i'm serious
00:57:49it's really important to me that you two get along
00:57:53have a glass of wine
00:57:56tonight's gonna be great
00:58:06it's enormous
00:58:10why would anybody need so much room
00:58:15it's nice to see you too sis
00:58:19nice to finally meet you
00:58:21let's see
00:58:24so
00:58:25this is the
00:58:27infamous
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:32how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:58:3596 Domperion
00:58:36amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:58:39yeah
00:58:40sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:58:42it's worth more than my car
00:58:43why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:58:48$8.99 at Ralph's
00:58:50it's delicious
00:58:52this was made in france
00:58:54sorry
00:58:55can't touch that stuff
00:58:57so
00:58:58who wants a drink?
00:59:20you've hardly touched your food
00:59:23it's a little too rich for me
00:59:28mine tastes great
00:59:31so michelangelo
00:59:32i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
00:59:37you don't mind do you?
00:59:40fire away
00:59:42so i know you two have been having your
00:59:46fun
00:59:47um
00:59:48but
00:59:49what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
00:59:54i don't think it's going to
00:59:57that's cute and all
00:59:58but
01:00:00what about her career?
01:00:01are you gonna support her?
01:00:02or kids?
01:00:03what's your stance on that?
01:00:04or are you just gonna
01:00:06jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:09let's see
01:00:09look
01:00:11i know i have a past
01:00:13but
01:00:13i'm committed to it
01:00:16we haven't talked about kids but
01:00:17i'm open to anything
01:00:18see michelangelo that's my point
01:00:21you two are getting married
01:00:22and you barely know each other
01:00:24we know it all
01:00:26easy betsy
01:00:29i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:00:32and if you really cared about amelia
01:00:35you would give her the time
01:00:36and what makes you such an expert?
01:00:38i don't see a ring on your finger
01:00:41michelangelo
01:00:41you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:00:44it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:00:46she gets it from you
01:00:48are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia?
01:00:51you started it
01:00:58why don't we all just calm down
01:01:01betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:03no
01:01:03she's alone and miserable
01:01:05and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:07that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:08she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:01:10you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:01:13and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:01:16you know what?
01:01:17you can't talk to betsy like that
01:01:19that's my sister
01:01:20she just survived cancer
01:01:24that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:01:27this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:01:30not to me
01:01:30you know maybe she should be concerned
01:01:32i don't like this side of you
01:01:33see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:01:36but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:01:39you told her?
01:01:40she's my sister
01:01:41i don't care that violates our agreement
01:01:43oh is that all i am to you?
01:01:45a contractual agreement?
01:01:47some kind of obligation?
01:01:48it's not what i meant
01:01:49it came out wrong amelia
01:01:51i love you
01:01:53you love me?
01:01:55don't listen to him
01:01:56he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:57shut the fuck up!
01:02:00you know what?
01:02:01maybe she was right
01:02:01i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:03it's over
01:02:10we need to get out of here
01:02:12i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:02:15to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:02:21amelia
01:02:22i know this is hard to hear
01:02:25but
01:02:26you did the right thing
01:02:28you could do so much better than him
01:02:30yeah
01:02:32but he isn't a monster
01:02:33i shouldn't have said that
01:02:35we can talk about it on the road
01:02:38get packing
01:02:39and
01:02:39if we leave now
01:02:40we can get to mexico by dawn
01:02:42lay low for a bit
01:02:43mexico?
01:02:44or canada
01:02:45whatever
01:02:46it's that or stay here and get sued
01:02:48by
01:02:49the dino lovinos
01:02:50or worse
01:02:52i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:02:54i mean
01:02:55i only told you about the contract
01:02:57it's not like i told the media
01:02:59you don't know that
01:03:02we're
01:03:03liabilities
01:03:03loose ends
01:03:05you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:03:10get rid of that thing
01:03:13they could be tracking us right now
01:03:16yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:03:20see
01:03:21you could have a sniper on us
01:03:27it's romulus
01:03:29hey romulus
01:03:31what?
01:03:32what do you mean gucci's missing?
01:03:46oh you came
01:03:49against my better judgment
01:03:51i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:03:54i've just been busy
01:03:55but
01:03:57it's over with now
01:04:00you should
01:04:01punish me for straying
01:04:04you make me sick
01:04:06i make me sick
01:04:16nice
01:04:18underwear
01:04:20it's a great craftsmanship
01:04:26okay
01:04:27let's get this over with
01:04:32is that all you have to say?
01:04:34do you even realize how hot i am?
01:04:36i'm sorry
01:04:39chantelle
01:04:41i thought i wanted this
01:04:44but i don't
01:04:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:04:52amelia broke up with me
01:04:57it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:05:06i am fucking devastated
01:05:08and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:05:11i just wanted to come back to me
01:05:23amelia?
01:05:25oh hi dad
01:05:27gucci's gone?
01:05:30i'll be right there
01:05:40Romulus what oh well I only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the
01:05:48house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket I've been calling him all night
01:05:53but he won't come back well we can help you find him yeah right
01:06:00oh good thanks Gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:06:10Gucci Gucci hey hey where's Michelangelo huh I thought you're both together why isn't he here with
01:06:17you oh um he's sorry I'm late dad where were you I had to stop for late night delivery at
01:06:24Mastroianis it's Gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:06:30smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto yeah that's it
01:06:36give me the irk
01:06:51Gucci
01:06:52Gucci
01:06:58he's hopeless we've been looking for him all night long we're never gonna find him
01:07:05don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few
01:07:10minutes
01:07:12see they're not gonna kill us I do have to admit though I didn't expect to see this side
01:07:18of him he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that
01:07:29Gucci
01:07:34my boy's back
01:07:43okay okay okay I'm a little closer to approving
01:07:53I might have possibly misjudged you
01:08:02a little it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story
01:08:12Amelia can we talk please
01:08:21Amelia can we talk please okay
01:08:36Amelia I'm sorry about earlier tonight I shouldn't have attacked your sister and I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:08:44for mentioning the contract
01:08:49I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:08:55thanks for saying that I needed to hear that and I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:04you're not one I'm still learning new things about you most of them are good
01:09:12I'm happy we signed the contract
01:09:15I'm not
01:09:19you're not what do you mean
01:09:23Amelia this might sound crazy but I meant it when I said that I love you
01:09:30and I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:09:36I want to know that our love is real
01:09:40dad
01:09:41what is it son
01:09:43I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:09:47why son
01:09:49because I want to ask her to marry me
01:09:52and not because of some legal obligation
01:09:55obligation
01:09:58but because she wants to
01:10:04consider our contracts null and void
01:10:14Amelia
01:10:15what will it be?
01:10:19will you marry me?
01:10:26yes
01:10:27I'll marry you
01:10:43you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:10:47and I'm the happiest dog walker
01:10:50look at me
01:10:51I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:10:55alright alright you two
01:10:57that's enough alright
01:10:59we spent this whole night together
01:11:00come over to my place alright
01:11:02we'll have a nice breakfast Italian style
01:11:06hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:08I think I can get used to it
01:11:10and then we can all discuss the wedding alright
01:11:13I want to hear from everybody involved
01:11:17especially Coldplay
01:11:18we're not getting Coldplay dad
01:11:21it was worth a try
01:11:46and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:11:49Michelangelo
01:11:53Amelia
01:11:56even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:11:59we're perfect together
01:12:02I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:12:06and not just about dogs
01:12:09I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:12:16I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:12:20as I take over the family business from my father this year
01:12:24and in return I promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:12:32as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:12:39I love you
01:12:41I love you
01:12:42Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:12:47I love you so much
01:12:54I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:12:59but here we are
01:13:02Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest,
01:13:06something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:14And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:13:20I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:13:22Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:13:24I love you.
01:13:25With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:13:30I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:13:33You may kiss your bride.
01:13:42Thanks.
01:13:44I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:13:47I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:13:51It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:13:56Me too!
01:13:57Why me too!
01:13:59A strong faith, close family.
01:14:05Choose and love, if it's a tragedy.
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