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Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) Part Two (ENG) HD [Full Movie] [Latest Version]Full EP - Full
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00:18Do you want me to come in?
00:19I could come up with you.
00:22No.
00:23All right.
00:25Will you meet me for breakfast?
00:28I'm supposed to get you to the boat by 10, but I could meet you for breakfast.
00:33Okay.
00:34I told you I was a flibber to jib it.
00:56Whatever goes to you, whatever goes to you, I need not, I wait and I wait.
01:11Why is my heart on the roof without you?
01:17A tiny life upon the sea.
01:24My heart is so afraid You have broken away
01:32Tell me, darling, I pray You will come to me soon
01:41What do you think?
01:45Mr. Rivett
01:46I'm sorry I was so grotesque last night
01:50You were fine
01:51I disappointed you
01:55So what did daddy hire you to do?
01:59It's kind of complicated
02:01Okay, don't tell me
02:03Thank you
02:05I bet Patricia knows
02:06Who's Patricia?
02:08She's my half-sister
02:09She's the one who's sailing you wherever you're going
02:11She is?
02:13You didn't know?
02:14No
02:16Daddy loves a secret almost as much as he loves money
02:23Can I ask you something?
02:26What?
02:27Why are you dressed like Jungle Gem?
02:30I could change
02:32You think this is inappropriate for the boat?
02:39No, it's fine
02:43We better get going
02:45I've got a guy dropping your trunks off at the marina
02:48Who may or may not have understood my travel directions
02:51Come on
02:53Andele, andele
02:58Is that it?
02:59Yeah
03:02What's the trunks, Felix?
03:04Oh, those are...
03:06Well, my name's not Felix, it's Joe
03:08I know
03:14That's your half-sister?
03:16Yeah
03:17That outfit's wearing you, Felix
03:20Why are you calling me Felix?
03:21My name is Joe
03:22I'm calling you Felix because I do what I want
03:26Hello, Angelica
03:27Hello, Patricia
03:28Do you know where Daddy is?
03:31See, we never know where our father is
03:33And we always suspect that the other one knows
03:35But it's all phone calls and telegrams, eh, Angelica?
03:38Well, you're in a rotten mood
03:42It's the sunshine
03:43Gets me down
03:45Where are you going?
03:46Can you believe it?
03:47Dad said not to tell you
03:49Goes with my theory
03:50Power makes you paranoid
03:53Well, get ready to heave, Felix
03:55My name is Joseph or Joe
04:00All right, Joe
04:01Get ready, we're leaving
04:05Wish me luck
04:06Good luck
04:09You're shaking
04:11Damn
04:26I don't know
04:29I don't know
04:54¶¶
05:24¶¶
05:25Here you go.
05:28All right, looks delicious.
05:30We eat well aboard the Tweedledee.
05:32The Tweedledee?
05:33Yeah, it's in the boat.
05:35Oh.
05:37So, we're going to the island of Loponi Wu.
05:40I guess so.
05:42Why?
05:43You don't know?
05:44No.
05:46You ever been there before?
05:47No.
05:48All I know about Loponi Wu is that the name means
05:51a little island with a big volcano,
05:53and that the people, the Loponis, like orange soda.
05:57They like orange soda?
05:58Yeah.
05:58About 1800 years ago, a Roman galley with a crew of Jews and Druids
06:04got caught in a huge storm off Carthage.
06:06They were swept a thousand miles off course
06:09and ended up on the wrong side of the Horn of Africa.
06:12Thinking they were returning to Rome, they sailed deep into the South Pacific
06:15and finally ended up colonizing a lightly populated Polynesian island,
06:19which they named Loponi Wu.
06:22Thus was born the Waponi culture, a mixture of Polynesian, Celtic, Hebrew, and Latin influences.
06:28The Waponis are known throughout Polynesia as having a peculiar love of orange soda
06:31and no sense of direction.
06:35Why did you talk to me so snotty back on the dock?
06:41Because you work for my father, and I'm angry with my father.
06:45Why are you angry with him?
06:47Because he's never around.
06:49Well, if you're angry with him and he's never around, why are you working for him?
06:52I don't work for him. My transport of you is strictly a favor.
06:56You do favors for people you're mad at?
06:58I don't work for him.
07:01All right.
07:03He said he'd give me this vote if I took you.
07:07Wow.
07:08Well, he's got two of them.
07:11This is the Tweedle Dee. There's a Tweedle Dumb, too.
07:13Well, I guess that makes everything okay, then.
07:16Yes, it does.
07:27Is this okay for you?
07:28Oh, sure.
07:31The boys like to sleep in the hole. Dagmar sleeps on deck when the weather's good.
07:35So you pretty much have things to yourself.
07:37I'm in the little stateroom.
07:39Great.
07:45I'm sorry I was so rude on the dock.
07:47It's okay.
07:51Did you sleep with my sister?
07:56No.
07:57Actually, she's my half-sister.
08:01No, I didn't.
08:03Okay.
08:04Do you like to fish?
08:07Sure.
08:08Maybe tomorrow we can do some fishing.
08:10Okay.
08:10Okay.
08:13Uh, this is the light switch.
08:16Did Mike show you how to work the bathroom?
08:18Yeah.
08:19Good.
08:23Do you want me to turn it off while I go?
08:27Okay.
08:27Yeah.
08:33I love my sister.
08:34I know she's screwed up.
08:37I love my father, even though I never see him, and he's not so great when I do see him.
08:44I'm just very nervous about this trip.
08:46He didn't tell me anything, and you don't seem to be telling me anything.
08:49But it's more than that.
08:55I've always kept clear of my father's stuff ever since I got out on my own, and now he's pulled
09:00me back in.
09:01He knew I wanted this boat, and he used it, and he got me working for him, which I swore
09:05I would never do.
09:10I feel ashamed because I had a price.
09:17He named it, and now I know that about myself.
09:23And I could treat you like I did back out on the dock, but that would be me kicking myself
09:29for selling out, which isn't fair to you.
09:33It doesn't make me feel any better.
09:38I don't know what your situation is, but I wanted you to know what mine is.
09:43Not just to explain some rude behavior, but because we're on a little boat for a while, and I'm soul
09:53sick.
09:55And you're gonna see that.
10:01Like my sister, she's soul sick too, and if you slept with her, then I would have known something about
10:07you.
10:10But you didn't.
10:14No, you didn't.
10:15And then I believe you.
10:19I'm glad you believe me.
10:22Have you ever slept on a boat before?
10:26No.
10:26No.
10:27It really affects your dreams.
10:30I look forward to it, even though sometimes the dreams really shake me up.
10:36Okay.
10:39Good night.
11:13I said, doctor, Mr. Empty, doctor.
11:18Now can you tell me what Empty needs, doctor?
11:23He said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:28I need all I really need.
11:33Good love.
11:34Now give me that good, good love.
11:36Good love.
11:36All I need is love.
11:38Good love.
11:39Good love, baby, good love.
11:45Honey, please, speed me tight, speed me tight.
11:51Don't you want your baby to be all right?
11:54Be all right.
11:55I said, baby, baby.
11:57It's for sure, it's for sure.
12:00I got the feel, yeah.
12:02You got the cue.
12:04I got the cue.
12:04Everybody, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:12All I really need.
12:13All I really need.
12:15Good love.
12:16Come on, now give me that love.
12:17Good love.
12:18All I need is love.
12:20Good love.
12:20Good love, baby, baby.
12:22Good love.
12:23Come on, now give me that love.
12:25Good love.
12:25All I need is love.
12:27Good love.
12:28Good love, baby, baby.
12:29Good love.
12:31Come on.
12:33Come on.
12:35Come on.
12:36Come on.
12:36Come on.
12:37Come on.
12:37Come on.
12:38Come on.
12:42so i'm leaving you on this island that's right how long for the rest of my life
12:50i can't imagine that are you used to this what the ocean the stars
13:00you never get used to it why do you think i want this boat all i want to do is
13:06sail away
13:07huh where would you go away from the things of man
13:19do you believe in god i believe in myself
13:25what does that mean i have confidence in myself
13:31and i've been doing some soul searching lately been asking myself some pretty tough questions
13:35you know what i found out
13:39i have no interest in myself i start thinking about myself i get bored out of my mind
13:47well what does interest you i don't know courage courage interests me
13:54so you're gonna spend the rest of your life on a tiny island in the south pacific well up till
13:59now i've
14:00lived on a tiny island called staten island
14:04commuted to this job shut up room pumped in air no sunshine despicable people and now that i have
14:11some distance from that situation i find that unbelievable your life seems unbelievable to me
14:27my father says that almost the whole world is asleep everybody you know everybody you see everybody
14:32you talk to he says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant
14:38total amazement
14:49i have less than six months to live for ponies believe they need a human sacrifice or their island is
14:54going to sink into the ocean they have this mineral your father wants so he hired me to leap into
14:58their
14:58volcano what you're not gonna make me say that again are you no
15:09well aren't you gonna say anything
15:15well i don't know what to say you tell me you're dying you tell me you're jumping into a volcano
15:19my mind is a blank oh i can understand that is this disease catching no no no no
15:32good night then i'll see you in the morning
15:43it's a little weird today huh there's a typhoon warning good morning mr banks good morning
15:51looks like we're in for a blow
16:09can i help
16:11yeah you could tie that up
16:14feels dead doesn't it
16:17yeah it does
16:20mike yeah get below start the engine tell tony to head us into the wind and keep us into the
16:26wind
16:27there isn't any wind there will be
16:31are you worried i think we'll be all right the hatches are down the sails are down we're ahead of
16:37the game
16:41are you worried about what exactly is a typhoon
16:46you know joe i think you're gonna find out
17:01I'll catch you later.
17:16Mayday, mayday. This is the Tweedle-Dee.
17:18Latitude 10 degrees, 8 minutes south. Longitude approximately 150 degrees, 18 minutes west.
17:24We are in severe distress.
17:25What else should I do?
17:27Don't go on deck. The engine should check on Dagmar.
17:32Mayday.
17:34Dagmar! Is everything okay?
17:36It looks good.
17:37But I'm going to stay with you.
17:40Take care of the petition.
17:46150 degrees, 18 minutes west. Severe distress. No way is anybody getting this.
17:52How's Dagmar?
17:53She's okay.
17:54The main booth doesn't look secure.
17:57What?
17:57Looks like it's going to bust loose.
18:02What are you doing?
18:05It's my boat.
18:17It's my boat.
18:49Are you all right?
18:51Oh, I think so.
18:52I think so.
19:00I think so.
19:14I think so.
19:33Put your job!
19:37Put your job!
19:55Put your job!
19:59Put your job!
20:02Put your job!
20:13Put your job!
20:15Put your job!
20:21Let's go.
20:49Let's go.
21:21Patricia?
21:22Patricia?
21:22Patricia?
21:28Patricia?
21:54Patricia?
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27:53Patricia?
27:54Patricia?
28:05Patricia?
28:07This damn I do not know.
28:11Thank you for my life.
28:15I forgot.
28:18How big.
28:29Thank you for my life.
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