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مسلسل Scrubs مترجم - Episode 1
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00:04كما أصبح أصبحت تفلق الأزيار
00:06من أجل أن أصبحت تفلق على أي شيء
00:07حول البحث، سيرن، أي اسمه
00:10وقت لا أصبحت لا يأتي
00:14أعتقد أنني أسعني سعيد أسعني
00:16ترى ليكي، قد نحن كل شيء
00:21إنهي أولي
00:24أمي شخص
00:58I'm no superman
01:25Dude, be whiter
01:28Chris Turk's my best friend
01:29We roomed together in college
01:31We roomed together in med school
01:33Hell, we even got accepted by the same hospital
01:38Here's the thing, Tupac, DMX, Dr. Dre
01:40In most of their songs, these artists use an extremely vulnerable racial slur
01:45The n-word
01:46I got it
01:46Right, my question is this
01:48If we're both singing along and knowing that otherwise I would never use the word
01:52Am I allowed to say-
01:54No
01:54See, that's good for me to know, I didn't know that
01:57Finally, doctors, if there is a mistake, don't admit it to the patient
02:02Of course, if the patient is deceased, you-and you're sure
02:08You can feel free to tell him or her anything
02:17Hey, listen, I found us an apartment
02:18Okay, gang
02:20I'm Dr. Bob Kelso, and I'm your chief of medicine
02:24So I just want to encourage you all to think of me as your safety net
02:28Because I promise you, we're a family here
02:32Now then
02:33Go get them, doctors
02:36So the surgical interns are going to go grab a beer
02:38The medical interns are having a Pac-Man tournament
02:41Apparently we're all twelve
02:43I love Pac-Man
02:44I love Pac-Man
02:45Me too, I love watching it, I love playing it, I love all of it
02:50I'm Elliot
02:52Elliot
02:53Yeah, don't do that
02:54I'm JD
02:55It's just Turk
02:57Elliot, are you medical or surgical?
03:00Medical
03:02Hello
03:03So every male in my family is a doctor
03:05My dad, my granddad, my brother
03:07Yes, that's why dad gave me a guy's name, made me play sports date girls
03:10I'm joking
03:10I know, I would have laughed if you'd paused
03:15Anyway, I know what you're thinking
03:16Your butt looks like two Pringles hugging
03:19No you don't
03:20I'm probably Miss Hypercompetitive
03:21I mean it used to be a big problem for me
03:24Used to
03:24Past tense
03:27Hey
03:28Are we like racing?
03:31Yes
03:33Please, I'm not that desperate
03:34I want you, want me
03:39I need you, need me
03:44I love you, love me
03:49Help me
03:51To make me
03:53I want you, want me
03:56So you do a lot of cardio, or?
04:02Elliot Reid, John Dorian?
04:04Great. One, I am your resident, Dr. Jeffrey Stedman
04:07Not Jeff. Two, here are your manuals
04:09You ever notice how quickly some people make an impression?
04:12I'm a tool, I'm a tool, I'm a tool, tool, tool, an unbelievably annoying tool
04:16Yeah
04:17Yeah, finally
04:18These are your beepers
04:19From now on they control your entire life
04:21Okay, thanks, move it
04:23Back to today
04:24I was, uh, I was paged
04:26Aw, first day Bambi
04:28Carla, we'll take care of you
04:29Don't look at me when we're moving somewhere
04:33We're waiting for Dr. Cutts
04:36Hi doctor, I'm placing IV for me
04:37We'll talk later
04:39Carla, can I ask you a personal question?
04:40Do you spray the perfume on, or do you just fill your bathtub up with it at home and splash
04:45around in it?
04:45That smell nice
04:46Come on, you've done this to cadavers before?
04:48So this guy's alive, just poke it through his skin, poke it through!
04:51Now!
04:52Time's up, Carla, would you do it for him please? I'm also gonna need an AVG
04:55Why are you telling her?
04:56Shut up and watch
04:57Be nice to Bambi
04:58Why has this gomer got to try and die every day during my lunch?
05:02So insensitive
05:04Mistake
05:06Ben's 92 years old, he has full dementia, he doesn't even know we're here, he has inches from Carla's rack
05:10and he hasn't even flinched
05:11Oh, that is so sweet
05:13Yeah it is
05:14What about his subconscious?
05:19Eisenhower was a sissy
05:23I think by the grace of God we're gonna be okay
05:25Oh, and from now on, whenever I'm in the room, you're definitely not allowed to talk
05:34Now, Dr. Dorian, can you tell me what ailment most often matters?
05:38I think I'm gonna love rounds, it's like being on a game show
05:41What is uremia?
05:42That's my boy
05:44Hey, nice clean job on the Foley catheter
05:47I had a nurse do it, unfortunately I'm still afraid to touch anybody
05:52I've been thinking a lot about Elliot, a whole lot
05:55Dr. Reed, you're late
05:58I got puked on
05:59You're off the hook if you can tell me what to look for in a uremic patient
06:05Anyway, I'm going for it
06:07Thank you
06:07Infection?
06:09That's my girl
06:12Moving on
06:13I knew the answer
06:14I'm sure you did
06:16How could you not be?
06:18Good, but thanks, if there's anything I can ever do for you
06:21You could let me take you to dinner tomorrow night
06:24Round seven
06:26Or eight
06:28Why not?
06:30Thanks
06:31Why not?
06:33That's what she said
06:34Why not?
06:36Daddy, why did you marry Mommy?
06:39Well, Tiger, I gave her an answer during rounds and she screwed my brains out
06:44You're the main
06:57What the hell are you doing?
07:01Did you actually just page me to find out how much Tylenol to give to Mrs. Lensner?
07:06I was worried that it could exacerbate the patients
07:08It's regular strength Tylenol
07:11Here's what you do
07:12Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her
07:16Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage
07:18And under no circumstances are you to compromise our no talking agreement
07:22Dr. Kelso, he's always telling me, you gotta stay positive
07:25I'm gonna go ahead and say this just as carefully as possible so I don't overstate it
07:30Dr. Kelso is the most evil human being on the planet and may in fact be Satan himself
07:38It's just that this isn't really what I expected
07:41Most of my patients are older and sort of checked out mentally
07:49Pumpkin
07:50That's modern medicine
07:52Advances that keep people alive who should have died a long time ago
07:56Back when they lost what made them people
07:59Now your job is to stay sane enough so that when someone does come in that you actually can help
08:04You're not so brain dead that you can't function for the love of God
08:09What?
08:10Do you think we should be talking about this info?
08:12Her? She's dead
08:15Write this down, Noobie
08:16If you push around a stiff, nobody will ask you to do anything
08:21You've been like a father to me
08:22Fair enough, you want some real advice?
08:24If they find out the nurses are doing your procedures for you, your ass will be kicked out of here
08:28so quick it'll make your head spin
08:30And there it is
08:31Have a terrific day
08:37I'm not really dead
08:40Okay Bambi, here's Mrs. Lenzer's talk screen
08:42I wonder if Turk's having the same experience I am
08:45I am such a stud
08:46Probably not
08:47This morning, I had my hands inside of a guy's chest
08:50I couldn't even see them
08:51I should not be allowed to do stuff like that
08:55What's that?
08:56And you weren't scared?
08:58One way or another, everyone stops bleeding
09:01It's so deep
09:02No it isn't
09:03It's a little deep
09:05We never got to talk about the apartment
09:06I want to see that
09:10All right, all right
09:12All right, all right
09:12All right, Todd, JD
09:13JD, this is my man Todd
09:15Let's go
09:17And like that I was back in high school
09:19You see surgical interns, they're all slice them and dice them
09:21They're the jocks
09:22Medical interns, we're trained to think about the body
09:26Diagnose, test
09:26The medical interns, well
09:28You gotta stay
09:30Where the chess club?
09:35I just have bad gas, what are you testing me for?
09:39We need to know if your gas could be harmful to others
09:45He's just scared
09:46Talk to him
09:47Look, Mr. Bersky
09:50I heard a systolic murmuring in your heart
09:53Which is most likely nothing
09:54But if you don't let me check you out, I'm gonna worry about you all day
09:56Then I'll do it, for you
09:59You're a good man
10:07I'm waiting for someone
10:10The door's broke
10:13It'll be the fifth time or so it don't open
10:14Maybe there's a penny stuck in there
10:16Why a penny?
10:17I don't know
10:20Did you stick a penny in there?
10:21No, I was just making small talk
10:23If I find a penny in there
10:25I'm taking you down
10:28Welcome to rounds, kids
10:30Elliot is the only thing keeping me from losing my mind
10:34She's my dream girl
10:35The necrosis and infected stool most likely indicate what?
10:38Dr. Dorian
10:45I don't know
10:47Sir, I have no idea
10:49Dr. Reed, can you help him out?
10:51I'd say it's superior mesenteric insufficiency
10:57That's my girl, patient number two
11:01I think it's superior mesenteric insufficiency
11:08Draining Ms. Pratt's stomach fluid will get my spirits back up
11:11So good for you
11:13Shut up and do it
11:15Fantastic
11:16Now just suck out the fluid with the giant needle
11:19I think this needle's too big, I'm gonna get a nurse
11:20Come on man, learn by doing
11:22Learn by doing
11:25Why couldn't I do that?
11:27I hated him at that moment
11:32Okay, uh, maybe the needle was just a little too big
11:34Oh, you think?
11:35What's going on down there?
11:36Nothing, ma'am, this is totally normal
11:40So are you gonna, are you gonna move your stuff in or what?
11:43That's why I came by
11:43I think it's better if we both branched out a little
11:45What do you think?
11:47Tell him you think that's stupid
11:48Tell him you need him
11:50Yeah, I feel the same way
11:58So what's it like being a young hotshot doctor?
12:02It's like, did you ever go see a movie that everyone told you was great
12:05And then because of all those expectations you ended up totally disappointed?
12:08Movies nowadays have too many special effects
12:12Yeah, that was pretty much my point
12:14My first code
12:15See, here's how it works
12:16Someone's heart fails, they beep everyone
12:18The first doctor in has to run the room
12:20Tell everyone what to do
12:21Basically decide if the patient lives or dies
12:23What am I crazy?
12:29You chicken
12:30Don't worry about the patient
12:31Turk was already there, learning by doing
12:33Charge!
12:37Plus it turns out the guy was just sleeping, attached to a faulty monitor
12:40I thought...
12:41We cared about each other
12:43Oh please, if you didn't want to sleep with me you would have done the same thing
12:45I'll tell you one thing, the last thing in the world I want to do is sleep with you now
12:50Do me right here
12:52Okay
12:52See?
12:56Right
12:57Pass me a check kit
13:00Thanks
13:03Our date is totally cancelled
13:10I was sitting on the floor for two reasons
13:12One, I tried to lock Elliot in that supply closet and she kicked me, hard
13:17And two, the on-call room was locked
13:20Come on, I got like ten minutes to sleep
13:24Wait, tell me if I'm going too fast, okay?
13:27Lose the clothes
13:32I heard that Turk was going to move in with Todd
13:34I'm surprised that high-fiving freak isn't in there with him
13:37Damn, this is hot
13:41Nice
13:42Your turn
13:43No, I gotta get back, but very nice
13:48Oh, hey Bambi
13:51So, uh, I'll call you, okay?
13:53Give me a big ah
13:54A big boy ah
13:57Turk practically had sex in the on-call room
13:59You realize, of course, I have no idea who Turk is, but it's good for him
14:05See, Billy, it turns out that sex is life-affirming
14:10What do you say, champ?
14:11You got a urine sample in there for me?
14:13But I just did five minutes ago
14:14I know you did, but here's the thing
14:16I'd like you to take this cup, put it on the ground, close your eyes, and just go nuts
14:20What do you say?
14:21Oh boy, go get him, champ
14:25Why you here?
14:26Seems like a good kid
14:28You're worried about being on call tonight, aren't you?
14:31Yeah
14:33Look, worst case scenario
14:36You kill somebody
14:37And that hangs over your head the rest of your life
14:39But that is the absolute worst case scenario
14:43Come on, Nubi, look, just have the nurses do all the stuff you're still too chicken to do
14:46Which I assume covers just about everything, and if you have a really rough admission
14:50Call you?
14:51No, I was gonna say go hide in the closet again
14:54Yee-haw, this is fun
14:56Hey, nurse
14:57I'm a doctor, okay, the stethoscope, the beeper, a doctor, got it?
15:02Relax
15:03I just hate it, I hate the darlings, I hate the sweethearts
15:05You don't need to tell me how hard it is being a woman around here
15:09Well, you're certainly furthering the cause by wearing a thong to work and hooking up in the on-call room
15:15Word gets around
15:16You talk like that, do you even know my name?
15:19I spend every second of my life either here or taking care of my mom
15:22So yeah, maybe I needed a little closeness
15:25I'm sure you never had a quickie at the club, right?
15:28Or snuck some skinny, flat-butted college boy up to your sorority room
15:31And my thong?
15:32I happen to think it makes my ass look good
15:35And some days I need to feel good about something around here
15:37And you judge me?
15:39Well, guess what?
15:40Word does get around Ms. Out for herself
15:42So you can dump on everyone here if you want
15:45But you will not hurt me
15:52Her name's Carla, by the way
15:55Ouch
15:55Shhh
15:56Yeah
15:58Carla
16:10Hey, champ
16:12First night on call starts soon, huh?
16:15Gosh, you must be excited
16:18You betcha
16:20Oh, about Mrs. Pratt
16:23I heard you wanted to put her on the hospital's transplant list
16:27I just thought I'd recommend keeping her on dialysis a little while longer
16:31Maybe we'll get lucky
16:32No problem, sir
16:33Great
16:34Have a ball
16:35On call
16:37Little poem for you
16:44Lot of questions
16:45For all of you
16:46Are you all right?
16:46You're all right
16:50I'm all right
16:51I'm all right
16:52And I'm all right
16:59He's all right
17:01You're all right
17:06But I know not what I do
17:13Feels like lightning running through my veins
17:20Every time I look at you
17:24Bambi, come on, let's go
17:27Every time I look at you
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