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00:01Hi there, can I get four chocolate muffins?
00:04Ooh, and a cup of hazelnut syrup on the side to take away.
00:07You're not staying? I thought we were having one of our famous siblings' coffee mornings.
00:11Okay, first off, that's not a thing we've ever done, and secondly, I've got to be at the airport in
00:15an hour.
00:16Wait, you're not buying duty-free cigarettes and selling them on eBay again? Dad said it's illegal.
00:20No, it's a work thing. Some bullshit consultant's coming over from the New York office,
00:24and they're making muggins over here, go and pick him up.
00:26Cool! I love Americans.
00:27No, it's not cool. They always make me do the shittiest jobs, just because I'm the youngest and the least
00:32qualified.
00:32I should be at the top of the pile, not even to babysit some flag-crazy-hotdog-guzzling-yankee fuckwit.
00:39Holy shit, is that Holly?
00:41Who? The girl I was ridiculously in love with.
00:45You say that about basically any girl who talks to you.
00:47Holly was different. She was like my summer girlfriend at that circus camp I went to when I was 14.
00:51Wait, circus camp was a real thing? I thought it was a euphemism mum made up for some sort of
00:55institute.
00:58Er, Holly.
01:00Dan French.
01:01Oh shit! What are you doing here?
01:04I live nearby. I just came for some coffee with my sister.
01:06Hey, tell her about our fling at circus camp. She won't believe it happened.
01:09Oh no, it totally happened. Do you know the last time I saw you, you asked me to slow dance,
01:14then got a boner.
01:17Good times. So what have you been up to?
01:19Oh, only when I got myself bloody pregnant, didn't I?
01:25Sorry.
01:26Just checking.
01:27There's absolutely no chance that's because of the slow dance boner, is there?
01:31I know.
01:32I know.
01:46So, fill me in. What have you been up to the past ten years?
01:49Did you see the second Hunger Games film?
01:50Yeah.
01:52Pfft.
01:52But apart from that, I've spent the last decade dusting about, really.
01:56I had a bunch of lame temp jobs after uni.
01:59Until one day, I was like, if I don't get out of here soon, I'm going to morph into some
02:03kind of half-human, half-temp, bitch monster.
02:07So I maxed out my overdraft and booked a ticket to Australia that night.
02:10Seriously?
02:11Dude, it was awesome.
02:12I just bummed around the Outback for six months, came back with a wicked suntan and, or this little guy.
02:18The dad's still out in Australia.
02:19Who is he? Can I guess?
02:21Hugh Jackman.
02:22No.
02:23It was my bungee jump safety instructor.
02:25Kind of ironic, since he didn't use protection.
02:28I know he wore his harness, he just didn't wear a condom.
02:30He wore his harness?
02:31Anyway, I'm back now, just trying to get by on my own.
02:35Working here to save a bit of cashola.
02:36Well, Holly, I think you're going to make an awesome single mum.
02:39Like J.K. Rowling, but even better.
02:42Oh, thanks, Dan.
02:44Do you want to miss you, man?
02:47Listen, my shift ends in a couple of hours.
02:49Why don't you stick around?
02:51Help me clear the gunk out of the espresso machine.
02:53Holly, I'd help you clean gunk out of anything.
02:55Cool.
03:01I'm going to need today's newspapers, yesterday's newspapers,
03:04and even swing at tomorrow's newspapers.
03:05Also, I knocked myself out on the plane with some pretty heavy sleeping pills,
03:09and we'd need just a paddling pool of coffee.
03:11Oh, and get me some of those Yorkshire puddings you guys have.
03:14I can't get enough of that fucking stuff.
03:16Read that back to me.
03:17But you didn't tell me to take notes?
03:19No, I didn't tell you to keep breathing either, but you managed it, right?
03:21What'd you say your name was?
03:23Hannah.
03:23Are you Cher?
03:25Come on, Hannah what?
03:26Hannah French.
03:27Your last name's French, but you're English?
03:30God, that's wild.
03:31I can tell you got that kooky British sense of humour.
03:34I mean, that wasn't really a joke.
03:35Come on, French, let's go grab a cab.
03:37Actually, my car's over here.
03:38Well, I'm Johnson for an old school London cab,
03:40so it looks like you'll be picking up that car of yours in the morning.
03:45Why am I eating this?
03:55Hey, Hannah, come check this out.
03:57We're watching a video from Circus Camp.
03:58It's me and Holly in the big talent show.
04:01Oh, hey Holly.
04:02Hi.
04:02We did this crazy double act clown thing to that Black Eyed Pea song,
04:07Where Is The Love?
04:07Yeah, we came last, but we did get a price for Howdy's performance.
04:10Normally I'd try and make up an excuse, but I have had the shittiest day,
04:13so I'm just going to say no.
04:15Why? What happened?
04:16It's this American guy that I've been looking after.
04:18He is like the most demanding douchebag in the world.
04:21And basically his PA, his chauffeur and his wet nose all rolled into one.
04:27Oh God, it's him.
04:29Yes, George?
04:32Oh, fine.
04:34Yeah, I'll be there in an hour.
04:36Now, I have to go and pick up his dry cleaning.
04:39He's only been in the country since this morning.
04:41How the fuck does he have dry cleaning?
04:43Did he bring dirty clothes on the plane?
04:47Oh, dude, I should probably head too.
04:49Sure.
04:50What about tomorrow?
04:51Do you want to hang out?
04:52Like a swing by the cafe again?
04:53Actually, I've got this antenatal yoga class.
04:58I mean, it's really cringe, but I've already paid for all the sessions, so...
05:01I could come with you to that.
05:02Really?
05:02It would be so cool to have someone else there.
05:05You know, to be honest,
05:06I've kind of underestimated how much prep stuff goes into having a baby.
05:09It's worse than cooking a roast.
05:11I haven't even picked a name yet.
05:13I've always liked the name Vlad.
05:15Vlad?
05:16Yeah, it'd be so good.
05:18I want to suck your milk.
05:21Think about it.
05:23You're right.
05:26You're two minutes late, French.
05:28What happened?
05:28You stop off and read Ulysses on the way?
05:30There was a queue at the dry cleaners and I had to go get those Yorkshire puddings you wanted.
05:34Oh.
05:36Mmm.
05:38These little fuckers make the jet lag all worthwhile.
05:41What are you, French?
05:42Will a hundred pounds cover it?
05:44You do realise they're just milk, eggs and flour?
05:46I could just put it on expenses.
05:48Now, French, what can you tell me about Josh Selby from marketing?
05:52Oh, he's a dick.
05:53He signed up for a marathon, then made us all sponsor him.
05:56Then he fainted after 22 miles and got all pissy when I told him he didn't deserve the money.
06:00Ah!
06:01There it is.
06:02There's that kooky British sense of humour.
06:04I love it.
06:05Why'd you ask about Josh?
06:06I'm about to make him redundant.
06:08Him and 17 other lucky individuals have just won the world's shittiest lottery tickets.
06:13Whoa.
06:14Are you really getting rid of all these people?
06:17That's what I do, French.
06:18I'm a corporate downsizer.
06:20Companies bring me in when they're in trouble and need to thin the herd.
06:23I'm the caped crusader of redundancy, swooping in, saving the day.
06:27Shit.
06:28That is maybe the coolest thing I've ever heard.
06:30I know, right?
06:31I guess that kind of makes you my boy wonder.
06:33Well, what do you mean?
06:34Well, I'm going to need you to sit in during the meetings today.
06:36Take notes.
06:37I get to watch?
06:39Sweet!
06:40Could you send in Josh Selby?
06:43I should warn you that some people find this kind of stuff a bit upsetting.
06:47So...
06:48Is that popcorn?
06:50I miss breakfast.
06:52It's not just for the cinema anymore, you know?
06:56Okay.
06:57Now we're going to try some guided breathing exercises.
07:01So are we going to breathe in?
07:05Thanks for coming with me, dude.
07:06I usually have to be paired up with the instructor.
07:08She's a nightmare.
07:10I would have just been sat at home watching bloopers on YouTube.
07:12This is loads more fun.
07:15Hey.
07:16Check it out.
07:20Hello.
07:22I'm a vagina.
07:27Well, hello, vagina.
07:29I'm a butthole.
07:31It's a vagina, too.
07:33Is it?
07:33Excuse me.
07:34Those aren't toys.
07:36Sorry, miss.
07:42Now, can we please focus?
07:45Okay.
07:46We're now going to move on to the frog's pose.
07:48Hey, come on.
07:48We'd better get into the frog's pose.
07:50Okay.
07:50Sure.
07:51How's it work?
07:52Well, my support partner, that is you, sits on the ball.
07:56Okay.
07:57And then I just sit on top.
07:59Okay.
08:00And I lean back and I practice my pelvic tilt.
08:03Right, fine.
08:05Well done.
08:06Yes.
08:11There's some pretty good tilts.
08:13Oh, thanks.
08:19Oh.
08:22Hey, Dan.
08:24Now, I don't know if this is just the pregnancy hormones, but I am absolutely ridiculously turned
08:30on right now.
08:30Are you?
08:31I mean, I'm only 50% sure what hormones are, but I guess I've...
08:35Oh, come on.
08:45Come on.
08:50This isn't just the start of an exciting new chapter in your life.
08:54It's the start of a whole new book.
08:57Just send in Terry Bell.
08:59That was incredible.
09:01For a second, I almost forgot you were taking away his livelihood.
09:04How do you do that?
09:06Well, there's nothing to it.
09:07You just give it to them straight.
09:09Tell them there's something better out there.
09:11Even if we all know that's garbage.
09:13Terry, Terry, Terry.
09:15Take a seat.
09:18My name's George.
09:20I don't care what your name is.
09:21I've heard the rumors.
09:22Am I being fired?
09:23Nobody's being fired.
09:25The company is simply going through a phase of restructuring.
09:28And as of this moment, you're surplus to requirements.
09:31Unbelievable.
09:32Twelve bloody years I've worked here.
09:33Now they're going to toss me out like an old microwave.
09:35I am going to sue.
09:37Oh, come off it, Terry.
09:40Excuse me?
09:41What?
09:41I mean, how do you really see this playing out?
09:44They're not going to change their minds.
09:46Besides, it's not like your life's a fairy tale now.
09:49Anyway, you're 58.
09:51Do you really want to die at your desk cleaning crumbs out of your keyboard?
09:54Take the redundancy package and go and live your life.
09:58Do up your garden.
09:59Learn to cook.
10:00Go sailing with your wife.
10:01I haven't got a wife.
10:02Well, then go get a wife.
10:03You can finally do anything you want.
10:07Except, you know, work here.
10:09Come on, Terry.
10:12You know she's right.
10:18You're doing the right thing.
10:21Wow.
10:22French.
10:23That was a tad harsh, but I'm impressed.
10:25How do you feel?
10:26Someone just replaced all of my blood with fucking jet fuel.
10:30Can we get him back in so we can do it again?
10:33Dan, I had literally the best day at work ever.
10:37George is a genius.
10:39Really?
10:39Yesterday you called him a big apple bellend.
10:42That was before he let me watch him fire a bunch of losers from the office.
10:45It was incredible.
10:46Like having front row seats in execution just waiting for that rope to drop.
10:50That doesn't really sound that great.
10:51Trust me, it was amazing.
10:53He's got to clear out like three more branches this week
10:55and since I'm his right-hand man, I get to go with him.
10:59What is all this stuff?
11:00Holly's coming round a bit.
11:01I'm cooking her dinner.
11:02Rice noodles?
11:03Grapefruit?
11:05Charcoal?
11:05What the hell are you making her?
11:06She's got loads of pregnancy cravings.
11:09Yesterday she took a bite out of a candle.
11:11It was adorable.
11:12Wow.
11:13You're really going to a lot of effort for an old flame.
11:14Actually, I think me and Holly might be going out again.
11:18Dan, she's eight months pregnant with someone else's baby.
11:21That's like buying a second-hand tongue ring.
11:22You're basically asking for trouble.
11:24Relax, Hannah.
11:25I've got it under control.
11:26Now, will you please keep stirring this?
11:27I need to go and buy some more mango shower gel.
11:33Hi, I'm George Harper.
11:35This is my associate, Hannah French.
11:37There should be a conference room and a plate of Yorkshire puddings waiting for us.
11:40Right this way, Mr Harper.
11:42Look at these suckers.
11:43They have no idea they're about to get swept up in a tsunami of unemployment.
11:46Hey, French, how would you like to take the lead on a couple of these meetings?
11:49Thanks.
11:50Really?
11:51I get to do some firing?
11:52Yeah, I saw you handle yourself yesterday.
11:54You were a natural.
11:56Wow, thanks.
11:57Oh, I promise I won't let you down, George.
12:00Shit.
12:01My heart's racing.
12:02Is this what it's like to actually care about your job?
12:05Ben, Ben, Ben.
12:08Take a seat.
12:10Okay, finish this sentence.
12:12You're being made...
12:13Breakfast?
12:14Close.
12:15Redundant.
12:15Also, you've got to leave your company car.
12:18But here is Ā£3.68 for the bus.
12:24Hey, come on.
12:25You'll find another job.
12:27They'll probably just be at a worse company for less money.
12:29Get out!
12:30Get the hell out of here!
12:32Thanks for coming in.
12:33And that's lunch.
12:36And stop.
12:38Oh, Andrew.
12:40I like that.
12:41Come on, that's so boring.
12:43Look, I'll be honest with you, I'm still a big fan of Vlad.
12:46But you really like the name Vlad.
12:49All right, fine.
12:50I'll add it to the list, but only so you stop suggesting it.
12:53Right, I'm gonna go steal another glass of your sister's fancy orange juice.
12:57You know, I was thinking maybe tomorrow we could find a costume for the baby's first Halloween.
13:01It's never too early, right?
13:03Fuck.
13:04Dan?
13:05Will you get in here?
13:09Dude.
13:11I think my water's just broke.
13:13Shit.
13:14What do we do?
13:15I don't know.
13:17This wasn't meant to happen for another month.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:20I am not ready to have a fucking baby, Dan.
13:23I don't have a hospital bag.
13:24I haven't baby-proofed my flat.
13:26I haven't even picked a name.
13:28He's gonna be the baby with no name.
13:30Holly?
13:31Everything's gonna be fine.
13:32Okay?
13:33I'm right here.
13:34I'm gonna get you to that hospital, even if I have to track down an ambulance driver, cut off his
13:39face, assume his identity, and drive you there myself.
13:43Okay.
13:44Or maybe we could just call for one instead.
13:47Yeah, we could start with that.
13:49After a day like that, I feel I could fuck a whale.
13:53Seriously, George.
13:53Thank you so much for the opportunity.
13:55I've never had so much fun in my whole life.
13:57How did you get such a sweet job?
13:59Well, let me show you something.
14:03See that fat kid with the glasses?
14:05The one crying on the left?
14:07Oh, my God.
14:07Is that you?
14:08No.
14:09That's the kid I used to bully in junior high.
14:11I keep a picture of him in my wallet as a reminder to always stay on top.
14:15There are two types of people in this life.
14:17Winners, and I don't give a fuck about the other guys.
14:23Oh, what the hell?
14:25What's up?
14:25I asked for no vegetables.
14:26I'll just eat around them.
14:27It's okay.
14:27Here's a life lesson, French.
14:29Never accept anything that's just okay.
14:31If you don't like something, change it.
14:33By any means necessary.
14:35Watch and learn.
14:37Excuse me.
14:38Is everything all right, sir?
14:39No, it is not.
14:41My friend here asked for no vegetables, but for some reason you chose to ignore that.
14:45I'm sorry, I'll fix that for you.
14:47You will.
14:47You'll also give us these meals free of charge and a round of drinks by way of an apology.
14:52I don't think I can do that.
14:53Hey, let's play a little game.
14:55It's called What If?
14:57What if my friend here were deathly allergic to vegetables, and thanks to your shoddy customer service, her life was
15:03at risk?
15:04Wait, this game needs four people to play.
15:06I know.
15:07I'll call that big fat fucking scary lawyer I keep on retainer, and he can join us.
15:13Or you could just go get us those free drinks.
15:20I don't know if this is possible, but I think I might have just had a non-sexual orgasm.
15:31Dot, what's going on? We've been waiting ages. It's not conjoined twins, is it?
15:35No, no, no. The baby's fine. In fact, it looks like this was a false alarm.
15:38Okay. I don't think you know how alarms work because my water's broke.
15:42Actually, that was urine.
15:45Well, sometimes at this stage in a pregnancy, the baby can shift positions and squeeze the bladder, causing you to
15:52have an accident.
15:53Whoa! I like this baby more every day. He's not even been born yet, and he's already playing pranks.
15:58Don't worry. It's quite common. I'm going to write these up, and then we'll discharge you.
16:05Oh, God, I feel like such a twat.
16:08Why? Why?
16:09Dude. It's like babies are serious shit. You know, they're like ten seconds away from dying all the time.
16:15How bad am I going to be at looking after one when I can't even tell when I've pissed myself?
16:20I don't know what I would have done if you weren't there.
16:22Yeah, but I was there. And I'm here now.
16:25And unless something huge happens, like a zombie uprising or I get a day job, then I promise I'll be
16:31there again.
16:32You hear that, baby? I've got your back.
16:37My only partner? Ready for another day's firing?
16:41Hannah, please, take a seat. We need to talk.
16:44Why so serious, Georgie?
16:48Wait. Are you going to fire me? What the fuck?
16:51You Americans have no sense of loyalty. You're turning your back on me just like you did with Piers Morgan.
16:56There's that kooky British humor. Come on, French. I'm not firing you. You're my guy, right?
17:02I'm your guy?
17:03Now, listen. A junior position has opened at the New York office, and I think you have what it takes
17:08to fill it.
17:08Now, you'd have to start immediately, but you want it? It's all yours.
17:13I know it's a big decision, traveling across the globe, so take some time.
17:16I'm in.
17:17No, you don't have to decide right now.
17:19I'm definitely in. Screw this country. How about I go and buy us a couple of Yorkshire puddings to celebrate?
17:24Fantastic. Oh, and French. What with all the redundancies going on here, it might be best to be discreet while
17:30we sort out the details.
17:32Oh, yeah. Of course.
17:35Excuse me?
17:36I'm going to go. Everybody?
17:38Gather round, everyone. Hi.
17:40Gather round.
17:42So, I've worked here for three years now, but guess what, assholes? That ends today. Because Mama just got herself
17:49a kick-ass job in NYC. That's right. I am done with this shit hole. So, I'd just like to
17:56say a quick and final fuck you to each and every one of you.
18:00Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're just a temp, but fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck
18:06you. Fuck you. Fuck all of you.
18:16Hannah, you're going to want to sit down for this. I've got some huge news.
18:20I've got huge news, too. Let's say it at the same time. I'm moving to New York.
18:24I'm going to propose to Holly. What?
18:26What? George offered me a job in New York and I said yes.
18:28Did you say you're proposing to Holly?
18:30Yeah. I'm going to do the honourable thing and ask her to marry me.
18:34Dan, aren't you forgetting something? It's not your baby.
18:37Yeah, but Holly's like the coolest girl in the world, Hannah. I'd probably want to marry her even if she
18:42wasn't pregnant.
18:43The fact that she is pregnant is just a bonus. She's like a kinder egg. The chocolate on the outside
18:47is grey and there's an awesome little toy inside.
18:51Well, good luck, I guess. I hope I can make it back for the wedding.
18:54Are you really going to New York?
18:55Yeah. My flight's literally booked for the end of this week.
18:58Oh, I can't wait to get out there. It's going to be so cool. I'm just going to be eating
19:01bagels and fucking Jewish guys.
19:03Look at us. I'm getting married. You're leaving the country. We're all grown up.
19:07Yeah. I guess we are.
19:12Right. I'm going to go and try and find my lucky X-Men pants so I have them for the
19:16proposal.
19:16Cool. I'm going to practice my New York accent. Hey, forget about it. Sun Yi, words for breakfast.
19:30This is incredible. I've never been in business class.
19:35Wow, they're an in-flight colonic.
19:37Get used to it, French. Your new life starts now.
19:40Champagne, madam.
19:41Oh, I don't mind if I do. Keep these coming, cupcake. Here you go, George.
19:45Oh, no. I'm set, thanks. I got these little babies.
19:48What are they? Military grade sleeping pills.
19:50They're banned by the US government, but I know a guy that works there.
19:52I can't say who, but let's just say he was the first black president.
20:00See you on the other side, French.
20:04You've made it, French.
20:18Hi.
20:20You don't know me, sir, but my name is Dan French, and I am in love with your daughter.
20:25I don't have a job, and I was briefly in prison, but I really care about Holly.
20:30And I promise to take awesome care of her and the baby, which is why I've come to ask you
20:35for her hand in marriage.
20:37What do you say, Dad?
20:40I don't have a daughter.
20:42What? Wait, aren't you Holly Freeman's dad?
20:45You want Malcolm Freeman. Fifth floor.
20:47Oh, fuck.
20:50Look, I'm on a bit of a tight shedge with this proposal stuff.
20:53Don't really have time to make that whole speech again.
20:55If you see him, could you tell him I'm marrying his daughter?
20:58Cheers.
21:10That's all, thanks.
21:11That's it.
21:13What's going on?
21:15I'm just moving them in here. They had a small issue with his seat.
21:18What was the issue?
21:19He was sick on it.
21:20Well, by all means, stick him in here and let him see what it's like to throw up in more
21:23expensive seats.
21:24Well, these were the only two seats together. I'm sure you can understand.
21:28Oh, whatever. Could I get a refill on my champagne?
21:31My hands are a little bit full just now, ma'am, but I'll get to you as soon as I
21:33get a chance.
21:34Here we go.
21:38Yes.
21:47Oh, I am so hungry.
21:50Do you know, I might just order one of everything.
21:53How about you, Dan?
21:56Oh, yeah, it is a bit hot.
21:57Are you okay, Dan? You've been acting weird all night.
22:00What?
22:00I can't be acting weird.
22:03Excuse me.
22:03Excuse me.
22:03Could we get two glasses of the secret special wine, please?
22:07Yeah.
22:08Oh, what's the secret special wine?
22:11You do know I can't drink right?
22:12Yeah, don't worry.
22:12It's not really wine.
22:13Well, what is it, then?
22:14Well, let's go.
22:44time we did each other's clown makeup in circus camp all those years ago i'll let you slip away
22:49once but i am not going to make the same mistake again you are sweet and funny and amazing and
22:55i
22:56want to spend the rest of my life with you and that tiny little fella growing inside of you
23:06holly will you marry me
23:14oh dan i'm so sorry
23:28this isn't going to affect our yelp review is it
23:42what is it ma'am i can't give you any more free slippers no it's that kid he's making a
23:47racket
23:48and his mom's clearly checked out so could you please take care of him there's not a lot i can
23:52do they paid for their seats technically they didn't pay for them they were an economy and they
23:57managed to fuck that up look i don't want to be a dick but i have a very fast-paced
24:02high-pressure
24:02job and i kind of expect a certain level of service to go with it ma'am i've got a
24:07lot to
24:07be getting on with if you have a problem with the noise i suggest you use the complimentary air plugs
24:29hey you what have you got there a game cool do you want to maybe play a different game it's
24:37called
24:37what if what if what if you ate this sweetie i don't want me okay i'll go first ready
24:45so fun okay now it's your turn you just need to eat it no just eat it
24:55what are you doing ma'am uh hi
25:08ollie come in
25:12can we talk
25:16maybe in private
25:19guys can you give us a sec
25:33listen dude i'm i'm sorry i ditched you back there but what the
25:36fuck why did you ask me to marry you i thought it was the right thing to do
25:40we just get on so great and i thought i could help you with the baby
25:44i mean you don't want him to be born a bastard that means a lot dude but we don't need
25:50to get
25:51married for you to give me a hand with stuff really besides you're the one that gave him his name
25:57you're gonna call him vlad middle name i was thinking andrew vlad freeman andrew vlad freeman
26:05that's a sweet name yeah well he's gonna be a hot baby
26:11hey do you want the clowns to come back in and sing something they're still on the clock for like
26:1330
26:13minutes yeah do you think they know any elbow
26:18george okay french they're accusing you of some pretty heavy
26:21shit if this is one of your cookie british jokes then i don't get it this isn't a joke
26:25none of the things i've said have been jokes then why in god's name did you have a chernobyl
26:29size meltdown i was being assertive it's like you said never settle for just okay i didn't mean drug
26:35a toddler see there's still so much for me to learn from you yeah about that i think we're
26:41gonna have to put this whole job offer on ice indefinitely what come on i'm your guy there's plenty
26:46of guys out there it's been nice knowing you're french no george george can you at least get me
26:53another champagne
27:01hey sis time's a trip trip dan i was moving to america for good how did you miss that
27:09anyway it's not happening anymore what how come
27:12there was a minor incident on the plane involving a toddler and some prescription pills long story short
27:19they're agreeing to drop the charges but i'm not allowed on us soil anymore well if it makes you
27:24feel any better my big plans fell through too me and holly aren't getting married anymore well that's
27:30probably for the best yeah we talked about it and we decided that we should just be friends and i'd
27:35help out with baby stuff every now and again we're actually gonna go test drive some prams tomorrow
27:40race them around and stuff fancy joining i'm gonna go to the office and try and get my job back
27:45gotta admit i kind of wish i hadn't told them all to fuck off or spray painted it onto the
27:50building
27:51well i hope they take you back because i really need to borrow some money
27:55i owe a bunch of clowns like two grand
28:05siblings series two is available to buy download and keep from bbc store and other suppliers three
28:11young gamers all at super different stages of things tomorrow night on three don't miss the super
28:15gamers at nine then at half ten tiger drew honey the virtual reality virgin is getting to grips with
28:22all things that world involves
28:29what
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