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00:00Come on, Anna. Hurry up.
00:03I don't want to be late for the party.
00:05Why the hell is Dad throwing himself a birthday party anyway?
00:08He never makes a big deal about birthdays.
00:09Uh, because they're awesome?
00:11He's been acting really weird lately.
00:13We went for lunch a few weeks ago, and he was way more chilled out than normal.
00:17He even smiled a couple of times.
00:19Wait, you and Dad had lunch?
00:20Whenever I ask to hang out with him, he's always just like,
00:22of course I don't want to play frisbee in the middle of the afternoon.
00:25But Dad's always have a special bond with their oldest kids.
00:27It's thanks to me that he knows he's got healthy sperm.
00:30Well, I think I will be jumping to the top of the favourite kid list
00:33when he gets a load of my present.
00:35It even plays a personalised message.
00:39Happy birthday, Dad. I hope you have...
00:41Oh, fuck. Shit. Shit!
00:44I spilt some soup on it when I was recording the message,
00:47and I can't figure out how to delete it.
00:48I think my status as favourite kid is safe for now.
00:51Now, come on. Help me find some junk in here
00:53that I can pass off as a thoughtful gift.
01:10I'm not taking business calls.
01:12I'm trying to enjoy my fucking birthday.
01:14Hey, Dad.
01:15Hi. How are you two? How's work?
01:18Good.
01:18I've managed to get around the internet filter at my office
01:20so I can watch clips with full frontal and them at my desk.
01:24And what about you, Dan?
01:25Are you still spending your days trying to...
01:27What was it? Invent a new egg?
01:29No, it was a new way of cooking eggs
01:32instead of frying or poaching.
01:34But after I got salmonella for the fourth time,
01:36I just sort of gave up.
01:38That's my boy.
01:39Hey, I got you a present.
01:42Superglue?
01:42Yes, because you are the glue in our lives
01:45and you are super at it.
01:47That's great.
01:47I'll pop that right next to the AAA batteries
01:50you got me for my 50th.
01:51Don't worry, Dad.
01:52My present is a lot less shitty than Hannah's.
01:55It's a bespoke stuffed bear.
01:58Complete with a personalised...
02:00How many times do I have to say I am busy?
02:03Seriously, I am this close to getting the words
02:05leave me the fuck alone,
02:07embroidered on a pillow
02:08and coming down there and smother you with it!
02:10See what I mean?
02:11I mean, he is definitely more chilled out than usual.
02:17Whoa!
02:19It's like two peaks worth of cocktail sauces here.
02:22Dad's really gone all out with this soiree.
02:24Yeah.
02:24Look how many of Dad's friends and family are here.
02:27He hates his friends and family.
02:28I don't like this.
02:30Something's up.
02:31God, you're really suspicious.
02:32Seriously, you look like a chimp
02:34that's just been given a snow globe.
02:36Excuse me, everyone.
02:38If I could have your attention, please.
02:39I don't want to break up the festivities,
02:42but there are a couple of people I'd like you to meet.
02:44Beverly.
02:45Lily.
02:47Now, Beverly and I met five months ago.
02:50I was on my way to Clacton to do some business,
02:52so as you can imagine,
02:53I was on the verge of self-harming.
02:56Fortunately, I was sat next to this angel
02:58and, well, three hours later, I was smitten.
03:03And last week, when I asked her to marry me...
03:06Ooh!
03:08..she said yes.
03:10Oh!
03:11You bastard!
03:12Woo!
03:15Dan, why are you laughing?
03:17Did you hear what Dad just said?
03:18Yeah, he's getting married!
03:20Exactly!
03:20This is massive news,
03:21and he just casually springs it on us
03:23like he's saying he needs to go pee or something.
03:24I don't care.
03:25I'm happy for him.
03:26I hope my second wife is that hot.
03:34Dad, could I have a word?
03:35Ooh!
03:36Here we go.
03:38All right.
03:38Come on, let's see you at Hannah.
03:40No, no, no.
03:41I just, um...
03:42I just want to say congratulations on your engagement.
03:44Really?
03:46I also wondered, uh,
03:47if you were planning on dropping any other bombshells today.
03:50Uh, you're moving to Burundi.
03:51You got me and Dan from an orphanage.
03:53This house is actually made of fucking naan bread!
03:55OK, maybe a wee bit dramatic.
03:57Dad!
03:58Who is this woman?
03:59How do we know she doesn't go looking for sad old men
04:01that she can marry and turn into a pair of gloves?
04:03And she's got a kid as well.
04:05Do you really want to get mixed up with some loose single mother?
04:08Well, firstly,
04:08Beverly is a human rights lawyer.
04:10And secondly,
04:11well, you do have a slightly annoying habit of ruining shit.
04:15God, I'm so offended!
04:16Basically, Beverly's the first good thing to happen to me
04:19since mad cow disease ended
04:20and I was able to eat red meat again.
04:23I didn't want anything or anyone harpooning her.
04:36Lily Wright?
04:38I'm Dan.
04:39Greg's my dad.
04:41So I guess he's your dad now too.
04:43I guess so.
04:44Yeah.
05:13Well, I just wanted to say
05:22that I'm useless at you guys.
05:24Thanks, Beverly.
05:25Hey, I'm Hannah.
05:28Greg's daughter.
05:29Oh, yes, hi.
05:31Nice to finally meet you.
05:32Listen, I don't know what my dad said about me to you,
05:34but I just wanted to say that I'm really happy for you guys.
05:37Thanks, Hannah.
05:39And sorry about all this secrecy, but your dad insisted.
05:42He can be pretty stubborn.
05:43Oh, yeah.
05:44He's just a dick sometimes.
05:48Look at us connecting like this.
05:50God, it's exhilarating, isn't it?
05:52Hey, what do you say we try and kick this bonding sesh into overdrive?
05:55I'm going to go grab us a plate of cocktail sausages,
05:57and you are telling me everything.
06:01Daddy-o!
06:03Great news.
06:04You mean any plans for your stag yet?
06:05I could score us a group on to Euro Disney.
06:07Thanks, son, but we haven't even set a date yet.
06:09Really?
06:10Yeah, well, Beverly's got a fuckload of cases,
06:12and I am swimming through a sewer of work shit.
06:16Tell you, running your own companies
06:18like being shafted with a dildo made of migraines.
06:21Oh, God, I'm not looking forward to that when I take over.
06:24What are you talking about?
06:26You know, when you die and I inherit the company.
06:30I mean, it is a family business.
06:31It's not a family business.
06:33It's my business.
06:34You're not taking over shit.
06:35But I assumed I'd get it eventually.
06:37You're the Queen, I'm Prince Charles.
06:39Hanging back, growing veg, waiting for you to pop it.
06:42Dan, do you even know what my company does?
06:44Yeah, you make phone boxes.
06:46I develop property.
06:48Really?
06:49Look, Dan, no offence,
06:50but I'm more likely to hand off my company
06:52to one of my Boxing Day dumps.
06:55Dad, that's not fair.
06:57Come on, I'm your son.
06:58Shouldn't I at least get a chance to, like, prove myself?
07:02All right, how about this?
07:05Come and work with me for a week,
07:06and we'll see if my company's still standing
07:08at the end of that.
07:09Right, and then I get to run.
07:10Absolutely not.
07:11But maybe I can find a job for you somewhere.
07:15Sweet.
07:15You've got to take this seriously.
07:16I want you in the office first thing Monday.
07:19Sure thing.
07:22And just to check,
07:22there's absolutely no chance
07:23that first thing means 12.31-ish, is there?
07:28So, right now,
07:29we're defending this Congolese drum band
07:30who have been jailed for their anti-government songs.
07:33I mean, the music's unlistenable.
07:34The message is so powerful.
07:36Wow.
07:37All the women my dad's gone out with,
07:39you are definitely the most impressive.
07:41I mean, his last girlfriend worked the night shift
07:42at a 24-hour tanning salon.
07:44Well, I love what I do,
07:45although it can be tough juggling things.
07:47Like Lily's nanny's off next week.
07:48I still haven't found any cover,
07:49and I've got a pipe.
07:50Yes, you have,
07:51because you're looking at your cover right now.
07:53Just call me the human tarpaulin.
07:54Really?
07:55I can't ask you to do that.
07:57Beverly, I insist.
07:58I mean, that's what family's for, right?
08:00Oh, thank you.
08:01You are a lifesaver.
08:03All right, Beverly?
08:05So you've met Hannah.
08:06She hasn't drawn blood yet, has she?
08:08No, we've been having a lovely chat, actually.
08:10She's offered to help look after Lily next week.
08:12Bye.
08:14What are you up to, Hannah?
08:15Nothing.
08:16I'm just being the nice, generous person I always am.
08:19You know, the kind of person who doesn't ruin shit.
08:24Beverly.
08:26I know we just met,
08:27but is it cool if I start calling you Mum?
08:30Hmm.
08:39It's all right, Dad.
08:40I had to stop off and buy this briefcase.
08:44Well, you're here now.
08:45I guess that's a main of victory in itself.
08:47So!
08:49What's the deal?
08:50Are we sharing this office or am I going to get my own?
08:53Because I'm cool with sharing.
08:55You're not getting a fucking office.
08:57I thought I might send you out to the construction lads.
08:59What?
09:00I thought you were grooming me to take over.
09:02Dan, when I started this company,
09:03I was the same age that you are now.
09:05And I did it myself.
09:06Through hard graft and fistfuls of antidepressants.
09:10Now, the whole point of this week is for you to prove that you have an ounce of work ethic
09:14about you.
09:15Trust me, you can't just sit around and expect good things to be handed to you.
09:19Here's the hot cocoa you asked for.
09:35Hi, Hannah.
09:36Sorry I'm late.
09:37I didn't want to have to make small talk with the other parents, you know.
09:40How was school?
09:41It was good.
09:42It was really nice.
09:43My nanny normally brings a bag of carrot sticks.
09:45Carrot sticks?
09:46That's not a snack.
09:47You're an eight-year-old, not a seaside donkey.
09:49Lily!
09:50You forgot your coat.
09:51Thank you, Mr Foley.
09:53You're lucky it's not my size, otherwise I would have kept it for myself.
09:56I'll see you tomorrow.
09:59Who was that?
10:00That's my teacher, Mr Foley.
10:02He's cute.
10:03You're lucky.
10:04My year four teacher was Mrs Drury.
10:06She was like 85 and kept shooting up in class because she was a diabetic.
10:09Which reminds me, let's go get you some sugar.
10:23Hannah, I'm stuck with some of my maths homework.
10:25Can you help?
10:26Yeah, sure thing.
10:28Oh, these are all really easy.
10:32Isn't that cheating?
10:34Okay, Lily, I'm going to teach you a proper lesson.
10:38Why do you think people cheat?
10:41Because they're bad.
10:42Wrong.
10:43Because it's easy and it works.
10:44Trust me, I would rather be Lance Armstrong than some random loser in a high-vis jacket.
10:49Okay.
10:52Done.
10:54See, we've got the whole evening just to have fun.
10:56How about we make rice crispy squares?
10:59Yes, please.
11:00Okay, so the baking tray is just under the sink.
11:04It's just next to the bleach.
11:13Hey, feet off furniture.
11:16Trying to sell this place.
11:17Dad, it's not my fault I'm bored.
11:19You won't let me do anything.
11:20It's because you've fucked up every job I've given you so far.
11:23You broke eight mugs doing the washing up in the office.
11:26The soap in there is very watery.
11:28Yeah, well, look, I've got four people coming to view this house today.
11:30I'd quite like to shift it.
11:32Maybe you should just go home.
11:33No, Dad.
11:34You asked me to prove myself to you and I am not giving up until I do.
11:39I haven't even got to use my briefcase yet.
11:41What have you even got in there?
11:44Uh, yesterday's paper, Mr. Potato Head and three bags of Harry Potter.
11:51Lily said you wanted to talk to me.
11:53Yes, uh, I just wanted to quick chat, um, in private, actually.
11:58Lily, why don't you go wait in the reading corner?
12:02What's up?
12:04It's about Lily's homework.
12:06I asked the kids to write a paragraph on the pyramids,
12:08but Lily handed in a 30-page Word document.
12:11What can I say?
12:12She's a thorough student.
12:13It was the full Wikipedia article on ancient Egypt.
12:17Look, this has been going on all week,
12:19and I just thought that maybe you and I could get together,
12:21have a chat, seeing as you're Lily's nanny.
12:23Whoa, whoa, okay, okay.
12:25Firstly, I am not a nanny, okay?
12:28Secondly, who gives a shit?
12:30Sorry?
12:31Come on, she's eight.
12:32She doesn't need to know about the pyramids.
12:34And I don't need to get lectured by some jumped-up primary school teacher.
12:38Why don't you go and take one of your bloody 3,000 holiday weeks
12:41and chill out?
12:42Oh, wow, that really didn't go how I planned it in my head.
12:45What do you mean?
12:46Well, I don't really care that much about the homework either.
12:50What?
12:50It's like you said, they're eight.
12:52As long as they know not to lick plug sockets, I've done my job.
12:55Why did you ask to see me then?
12:56I don't know.
12:57I was going to maybe try and ask for your number.
13:02Oh, really?
13:04Well, you could have just asked instead of going around the houses.
13:07Sorry.
13:08Sometimes I just get a bit flustered around pretty girls
13:10and, you know, end up doing stupid stuff.
13:13Well, judging by how dumb that was,
13:15you must think I'm the hottest girl in the world.
13:21Oh.
13:27Give me a call sometime.
13:31Aren't you forgetting something?
13:34Oh.
13:35Oh.
13:42I, uh, I, I meant Lily.
13:44Oh, shit.
13:45Lily.
13:46Uh, come on.
13:47Come on, Nils.
13:49Bloody kids, eh?
13:51Oh, fine.
13:52Fine, Mr. Lily.
13:52Yes.
13:53Good.
13:54Yes.
13:54All the windows are double glazed.
13:57A marching band could be getting pecked to death by a flock of geese.
14:00You wouldn't hear a peep.
14:03What?
14:05I'm so sorry.
14:06I'm going to have to take this.
14:07Check out those curtains.
14:0820% real silk.
14:12Bang.
14:14You guys should go for this place.
14:16Excuse me?
14:17I was just saying, I think this place would be a great fit for you two.
14:20I mean, it's got everything.
14:21Brand new kitchen.
14:23Awesome shower.
14:24Plus, you could do anything with that spare room.
14:27Home office, guest room, ball pit.
14:30And, you know, this is a great area to start a family.
14:32I mean, I assume you're both fertile.
14:35Also, I heard that Gwyneth Paltrow used to live here.
14:42Sorry about that, folks.
14:43Everything all right?
14:45Um.
14:46Good.
14:48I think we're maybe going to make an offer.
14:51Well, that's fucking brilliant news.
14:53Yeah.
14:53Your son pushed us over the edge.
14:56Let's just check out the spare room again.
15:02What the hell did you do?
15:03Nothing.
15:04I just chatted to them.
15:05I guess they liked what I had to say.
15:06Thanks, man.
15:08And if they start asking about Gwyneth Paltrow, just play along.
15:17Anna, I'm sorry I'm so late.
15:19Got held up at the office.
15:20It's okay.
15:22Uh, Lily's actually having a nap.
15:23I let her paint my nails and I think the paint fumes made her a bit drowsy.
15:25Okay, well, I'll go grab her and we'll get out of your hair.
15:27Oh, but first, I do have one slightly thick thing to ask.
15:32You're not going to ask for a kidney, are you?
15:34That's why you're marrying my dad, isn't it?
15:35I fucking knew it.
15:37No, it's Lily.
15:38She's meant to be having a sleepover this Friday and now I think I'm going to have to pull an
15:42all-nighter that evening.
15:43And I just wondered if maybe you might fill in.
15:47Chaperone a sleepover?
15:48Mm-hmm.
15:49I don't know, Bev.
15:50I mean, I agreed to babysit for free, bear in mind, but that does seem like a bit much.
15:54No, it's all right.
15:55Maybe Gregor was right.
15:55Right about what?
15:56Oh, no, he just said that you're only helping out whilst it suited you and that you'd get bored.
16:00He said that?
16:01Mm-hmm.
16:02Well, you know what?
16:03I will chaperone that sleepover.
16:04You will?
16:04Oh, yeah, and you can tell my dad he's a dickwad and he doesn't know me as well as he
16:07thinks he does.
16:08Okay.
16:09Although he did predict that's exactly how you'd react.
16:12He even wrote it down.
16:18Wow, that is verbatim.
16:20He even got dickwad.
16:24Here you go, son.
16:26You've earned it.
16:27Cheers, Dad.
16:29And, you know, for the sales commission, I was thinking 25%,
16:33but I'm happy to negotiate.
16:35Yeah, all right, calm down.
16:36You've had one good day.
16:38But maybe I was a bit quick calling you utterly fucking useless.
16:41Thanks, Dad.
16:42So you're going to let me take over the company?
16:44No chance.
16:45But I was thinking,
16:46I meant to be taking one of my big timber suppliers, Mr Yakamoto,
16:49out in one of those corporate golf days.
16:51Okay, sounds fun.
16:52Well, it would be if he wasn't such a supreme fucking bellend.
16:56But I thought you might like to come with.
16:57Really?
16:58You could be like my social Teflon vest,
17:00save me from all the bullets of crap he shoots out.
17:02Dad, I would love that more than anything in the world.
17:05I feel like we should hug.
17:07No, no, no.
17:07We don't need to hug.
17:10Look at this, hugging.
17:11Like a couple of real businessmen.
17:22Whoa, careful.
17:24Sorry.
17:24Just playing 18 rounds of golf today with Dad and a business associate.
17:28Seriously?
17:29I don't mean to brag,
17:30but I think I might have taken your place as kid number one.
17:33You know I sold a house, right?
17:35That is so unfair.
17:36You and Dad get to go and play golf,
17:38and I have to stay in and look after a bunch of dumb kids.
17:40What is this, the 50s?
17:41What are you talking about?
17:43Lily and her friends are having a sleepover,
17:45and I agree to chaperone.
17:46Why?
17:47Because I'm a fucking idiot,
17:49and I wanted to prove to Dad that I'm not a social wrecking ball,
17:52but this whole thing's just turned into a drag.
17:54I'll be honest,
17:55normally when I do things out of spite,
17:57it's a lot more fun than this.
17:58Well, I'm sure Dad will really appreciate it,
18:00and I say that as both his colleague and his favourite child.
18:05I hope you get hit in the head with a four-iron.
18:10Sorry I'm late, Dad!
18:14Had to stop off and buy this visor.
18:17You know, you're all right.
18:18I'm still waiting to tee off.
18:19These trats are fucking tight in the piss.
18:21Oi!
18:22Tiger Woods!
18:23Stop fiddling with your fanny and get on with it!
18:27Wankers!
18:28Dan, this is my timber supplier, Mr. Yakamoto, please.
18:31Mr. Yakamoto is my dad's name.
18:34You can call me Clive.
18:35OK.
18:36Oi!
18:37That's Mr. Yakamoto.
18:39Why?
18:40Don't ask.
18:41Today's all about smiling and keeping this prick happy.
18:44Think of it as like a colonoscopy.
18:46It's going to feel a bit dirty while it's happening,
18:47but in the long run, it's worth it.
18:51Have it!
18:52And as the rain fell,
18:54the car finally stopped to help,
18:57and she climbed inside.
19:00But this was no friendly stranger.
19:03This was...
19:03The Zodiac Killer!
19:05Hooray!
19:08Honey, your ghost stories are too scary.
19:10Well, technically, it's not a ghost story.
19:12The Zodiac Killer was a real guy.
19:14Fun fact, he never even got caught.
19:16Can we please do something else?
19:17Oh, fine.
19:20How about a pillow fight?
19:22I don't think we should.
19:23Amelia has asthma.
19:24Come on!
19:26Sleepovers are supposed to be wild!
19:27Craziest thing we've done so far is he unwashed fruit.
19:31He didn't wash the fruit.
19:36Hello?
19:38Hey, Hannah.
19:39It's Axel.
19:40Who?
19:41Mr. Foley.
19:42Lily's teacher.
19:43Oh, hey!
19:44Wait, your name's Axel Foley?
19:45Yeah.
19:46I was conceived the night my parents saw Beverly Hills Cop 2.
19:49Anyway, I was just calling to see if maybe you wanted to hang out.
19:54Oh.
19:55I would be up for that, but I'm actually kind of busy tonight.
19:57Hannah, Hannah.
19:58Amelia has something stuck in her nose and she needs you to pick it out.
20:01On second thoughts, do you want to maybe swing by my place?
20:04I'm sure I can shift a few things around.
20:11Wait, this goes to the bunker.
20:13I'll get to shove my club right up your arse.
20:16Ah!
20:17Is that a promise?
20:24Yes.
20:24Yeah.
20:26What now?
20:27No, no, no, no.
20:28I'll be right there.
20:30Clive, I'm afraid we're going to have to call it a day.
20:33Got these squatters that are finally getting what's coming to them.
20:35Need to get over there, ASAP.
20:37You're fucking kidding!
20:38You can't get me juices going and then piss off in the middle.
20:41You're me business, mate.
20:42You're not me missus.
20:43Dad, you go and I'll stay here with Mr. Yakamoto.
20:46Wicked.
20:46Fucking problem solved!
20:50Dan, quick word.
20:53Don't worry, Dan.
20:54I've got this, OK?
20:55Me and him get on great.
20:57I mean, he's an awful person, but I don't mind.
21:00OK.
21:01Look.
21:02Here's the company credit card.
21:04All right, finish this round, then go up to the clubhouse, buy him drink, food, whatever.
21:07He'll tire himself out.
21:08Then pop him in the back of a cab.
21:11Right, Dan.
21:11I'm trusting you.
21:14I'll make you proud.
21:18Maybe we should hug again.
21:20Yeah, get to fuck.
21:23How can we have to go to bed now?
21:24We haven't even had dinner yet.
21:26It's a sleepover.
21:28Sleep-in's the most fun part.
21:30Listen, I'll bring you all some pizza in a little bit.
21:32We can't have pizza.
21:33Amelia's allergic to gluten.
21:35Seriously, you need to just cut her out of your friendship group.
21:37Hannah, you're making the sleepover rubbish.
21:40OK, I've got an idea.
21:41How about we play a game?
21:43Yeah.
21:44Yeah?
21:44It's called Gas Leak.
21:47Do you want to play that?
21:48Yeah.
21:49OK, all you have to do is lie down and be quiet for as long as possible.
21:53And whoever lasts the longest wins a super-secret special prize.
21:58OK, go.
21:59I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
22:02No cheating.
22:38I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
22:41It's more of a hobby than anything, Mum.
22:44Shall we?
22:46So I wake up, I'm still off me nut, I look to the left, I'm only fucking handcuffed to the
22:52rabbi.
22:54It's brilliant!
22:56Oi, darling, let me have two more of these and another plate of calamari.
23:01Do you want anything to add?
23:02No, I'm stuffed.
23:03I've barely finished my third steak.
23:05Can we get the bill, please?
23:10Want a sniff now?
23:12I'm good.
23:14So, Clive, can I ask you a question?
23:18Why is your surname Yakamoto?
23:21I was adopted by a couple of Jaffs, basically. Fucking loving the bits.
23:24Every single day, all I try and do is respect my father's honour.
23:28I've got the same thing with my dad.
23:30I'm trying to convince him I could run the company one day.
23:33You know what we should do for dessert?
23:35We should get some girls.
23:37Girls?
23:37You know, like escorts.
23:40A couple of businessmen away from their families.
23:43Just getting into some trouble.
23:44Oh, maybe.
23:46Or we could just...
23:48Not?
23:49Come on, geese.
23:51You're meant to be showing me a good time.
23:53Don't slam the handbrake on now.
24:01So, being a primary school teacher must be a pretty sweet gig.
24:04You get to mould young people's minds and you clock off at 3.15.
24:07Yeah.
24:08Although it is sort of a stopgap for me, you know.
24:11I actually kind of want to be a novelist.
24:13A novelist?
24:14Like James Franco?
24:15Yeah.
24:16I mean, I haven't written anything yet.
24:18Right now I'm sort of just waiting for inspiration, you know.
24:21A road trip through Europe.
24:24A family tragedy.
24:27A love affair with a hot girl.
24:29Well, maybe we can figure out a chapter or two tonight.
24:40Er...
24:41Did you hear that noise?
24:43It must just be a house noise.
24:45You know, old pipes or something.
24:49Er...
24:50I'll go check it out.
24:53Sit tight.
25:01Get out!
25:03Get out!
25:03Get out!
25:04Get out!
25:04Get out!
25:04Get out!
25:04Get out!
25:05Get out!
25:05Get out!
25:06Get out!
25:07Guys, what happened?
25:08I guess none of you won that super secret special prize.
25:11Hannah, we're starving.
25:13Look, just sit tight for a couple more hours
25:15and then we can all have a yummy midnight snack.
25:17No, let us go.
25:18I'm going to tell my mum that you lot suck and starved us.
25:22Okay, fine, let's go.
25:24Oh, kids today are so spoiled.
25:25They can't go one night without dinner.
25:28Glad you're back.
25:31Oh, my God.
25:34Okay.
25:37Come on.
25:39What?
25:41That really didn't go high planet mad.
25:49This'll do.
25:50I'm cold.
25:51Are you guys cold?
25:53Maybe we should have back inside.
25:54Just your legs, Dan.
25:55No one can see us.
25:56Still, I think the club might have some pretty strict rules
25:58on being on the course after hours.
26:00And, you know, sex workers.
26:03Don't worry.
26:03We're just going to hop down in that bunker.
26:04Nice and quick.
26:06It'll be like doing it on a tiny beach.
26:13All right, son.
26:16How's it all going?
26:17Oh, great.
26:18Yeah, just keeping Mr. Yakamoto happy, like you said.
26:22Brilliant.
26:23And, you know, well done for today.
26:25You stepped up.
26:26You did a good job.
26:27I'm proud of you.
26:29Thanks, Dad.
26:29That means a lot.
26:30What are you doing?
26:32But, also, I have to go.
26:35Mr. Yakamoto!
26:36There's someone coming!
26:37Oh.
26:38Oh.
26:39Oh.
26:42OK.
26:42Oh.
26:45Drive, Dan.
26:46Drive!
26:46I'm trying.
26:47It won't start.
26:48Come on!
26:49I've got 10 grams of coke on me.
26:50I cannot get a pinch for this.
26:51I'd be fucking most dishonorable.
26:53Oh!
26:54Gotta get out of here!
26:56Oh!
26:56Gee!
26:57Mr. Yakamoto!
27:00Mr. Yakamoto!
27:02What about your father's honour?
27:06He spent £600 on dinner, £3,000 on a prostitute.
27:10Now, Mr. Yakamoto, my biggest timber supplier, is missing presumed dead.
27:14In my defence, he was having a great night right until the end.
27:18From now on, I want you as far away from my business as possible.
27:21It's the sun.
27:22You are Pluto.
27:23So far away, you're not even a fucking planet anymore!
27:25Oh.
27:26Oh.
27:26Looks like I'm the favourite kid again.
27:28I don't know what the fuck you're grinning about.
27:30What do you mean?
27:31Thanks to you, Beverly is furious with me.
27:33And I've had to explain to a bunch of very upset parents
27:35why their daughters all saw their teacher's a wrecked fucking cock!
27:38Don't tell me it was a wrecked.
27:40Oh, yeah.
27:41It's fucking crazy.
27:42I was like...
27:42Shut the fuck up!
27:45Now, I don't want to see either of you for at least six months!
27:48Is that fucking clear?!
27:54Oh.
27:55I reckon I'm still his favourite.
28:03So, treat tomorrow, Ice Cube and Kevin Hart.
28:07They're joining Greg James in the Radio 1 studio.
28:10Hear it live from 4, or listen again at the Radio 1 website.
28:14Back to tonight's three goings-on.
28:17American Dad on the way.
28:18What?
28:19What?
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