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00:00:00The healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:53No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47We're chewing.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:03Hey!
00:02:04You're getting hurt!
00:02:06Whoa!
00:02:11Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:02:13Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:25his military family basically owns the entire global stock market he's so hot
00:02:31does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:36money fame power it's all yours are we still moving forward Miss Trixie yes
00:02:47give the presidential contract to Marissa oh I have another call coming in
00:02:53grandma I'm dying save me Trixie grandma grandma when are you getting married I'm already a hundred
00:03:04years old I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still on deployment so
00:03:09that's why I haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud
00:03:19like you we're talking about my brother's life I don't have time for jokes please go feed your dog
00:03:35miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant
00:03:42me a
00:03:42wish and you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:49what's that oh geez this is giving me a migraine are you telling me to pray to God because we've
00:03:55been doing that I'm telling you to have some faith in me okay uh I wish for you to cure
00:04:02my brother's
00:04:03illness can you do that I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted
00:04:08to
00:04:09Cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far Cleo
00:04:16Hold still
00:04:24My migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:04:29Come on come on
00:04:45How is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him. I'm sorry
00:04:51I don't know what this is
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best don't worry general
00:04:58I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23I have no clue what this is
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor. I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:50He's not budging
00:05:51There's no movement truly. I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:05:57is
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:01They've tried all these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him
00:06:07There's only one person who can
00:06:10Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing
00:06:17Wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:21That's correct. Her right rewrites the ronde and her left leaves the bereft
00:06:28That's her motto
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:37Elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save
00:06:42my son
00:06:44I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:46I will fight her James come
00:06:49Put out a bounty to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:55We'll get the five million dollars. There's no need
00:07:12I'll save your son
00:07:15Who the hell is she dad? She says she can cure lysander. She's gonna save your brother. Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this
00:07:22Shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:32Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her. I bet it has fleas
00:07:37That flea infested dirty thing is your companion. Don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:07:49Don't touch him
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:08:03Oh, you're not gonna touch my son
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general. I know a gold digging whore when I see
00:08:12one
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious
00:08:29Ew disgusting go back to being a prostitute security
00:08:34Get this std infested peasant out of here now. Let's go if you throw me out you're tossing away your
00:08:40son's last chance at life
00:08:45Sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:56All right, I'll give you a shot
00:08:59But I warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness, but since i'm not
00:09:14welcome here
00:09:16I'll leave
00:09:18Devin come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:20No, miss trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you
00:09:30Then that means he must be a good person
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack. Also, he's great with
00:09:38puppies. He'd make a great husband
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:48Of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:53I mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:00Only those cuts from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:04Continue wasting your time
00:10:06But i'm saving this patient
00:10:18Okay
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:37I knew she was a perv. She's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:42Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient?
00:10:45Are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son?
00:10:51He's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:56endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:58Yeah, right. I mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:02Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here, and I've never heard of
00:11:11Endo cryo what what?
00:11:16This
00:11:23Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:26What so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepleus?
00:11:34Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:39I agree. I mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:42What is the point of doctors who have studied for years?
00:11:47We are all certified
00:11:48But lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:52She's right about everything
00:11:56Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:01And again, there's no such thing as endo cryo what what?
00:12:05Endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:06Oh
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it because I just discovered it
00:12:11This condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:19But lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:24What a bunch of bologna
00:12:26I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:31Precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to me us
00:12:36Who actually studied real medicine?
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the struper circus instead
00:12:47And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases which mean nothing
00:12:52If you can't wake him up, is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:05Which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:11It means you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:17Then let's have a bet
00:13:19If you can't heal him
00:13:22We'll break your hands
00:13:24And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:38Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:13:42There's too many lives at stake
00:13:45Don't worry, i got this
00:13:50It's a deal
00:13:52I'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:54No one is dying on my watch
00:14:02Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:09Are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed?
00:14:13Homeless or not if you save my son i'll give you everything
00:14:25I'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:28I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:31I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:36Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:14:41Don't listen to her
00:14:43She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:48Firstly, this is called greatness
00:14:51Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:55You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:59What did you just call me?
00:15:03There's a man's life at stake here
00:15:06And you're standing in my way
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:12Now stop getting in my way
00:15:14Or I promise you
00:15:15You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:18Oh, yeah?
00:15:19Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:20Where's the dog?
00:15:21Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22All with pleasure
00:15:34Oh!
00:15:39Left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:51She's been poisoned
00:15:54It was her
00:15:55Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:58Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:00But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:04This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:07Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:09Of course
00:16:11I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:14If I want to save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:34Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:35This wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:36I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:40Angel herbalist
00:16:41This is what I call malpractice
00:16:45This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:16:48But she deserves a little punishment
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:52Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:53Right this way
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:16:56What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:02Then stop getting in my way
00:17:03Every second counts
00:17:06Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:12General Armstrong
00:17:13Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:17Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:21Hold on
00:17:21You two are going in there alone?
00:17:25If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:28Then sure, invite everyone in
00:17:31All right
00:17:32But I warn you
00:17:34No funny business
00:17:50How'd you feel good?
00:17:53Can't you see a door?
00:17:56What?
00:17:56What?
00:17:57What?
00:17:58Wh disable?
00:17:59I don't know.
00:18:54I don't know.
00:18:59I don't know.
00:18:59You are listening to them.
00:19:00We have to have faith.
00:19:02Where did you actually find this low light?
00:19:05Uh, on the streets.
00:19:09Are you shitting me?
00:19:11You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:13Are you nuts?
00:19:14You don't know her.
00:19:15You don't know her background.
00:19:16She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:17That is it general you have to go in and stop this now. You're right. That's it
00:19:22I'm shutting down this clown show right now. James. Let's go. Yes, sir. Oh
00:19:36Told you all to stay out
00:19:43This is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:52I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:58I'm gonna save him myself
00:20:05You see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman. This is a witchcraft. I
00:20:12Know what this is. This is the dark witch. I've heard of her
00:20:16She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:22Oh, I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son James get the SWAT team. Yes, sir
00:20:32Oh
00:20:32You're regained consciousness
00:20:44Help me. I'm just one
00:20:50Something's wrong
00:20:54You were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:57Lysander Armstrong
00:20:58Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:02That's one more thing I'm saving you from
00:21:11Sir the SWAT team is here
00:21:14Captain Morales
00:21:17My son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:22I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door rest assured general Armstrong will break down
00:21:28that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:34Right
00:21:35Rewrite
00:21:36Rewrite the wrong
00:21:43Who the fuck are you?
00:21:46And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:49Good you're awake
00:21:51I'm saving you
00:21:52Saving me?
00:21:53By bathing with me?
00:21:56Who are you?
00:21:56Who are you?
00:21:57Are you a fucking spy?
00:21:59Talk
00:21:59I swear to God we'll have you arrested for this
00:22:03You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:08I will never
00:22:09Oh really?
00:22:23Look who's guilty now
00:22:27Look I don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:32attracted to a naked woman and her breasts science okay just means that my body-
00:22:40Is it clear?
00:22:43You just talked to me with your funny
00:22:45And I'm a professional
00:22:47I hear Lysander's voice
00:22:48Captain do something now
00:22:50Ready
00:22:56We're almost there
00:22:58Aim
00:23:01Get him boys
00:23:02Get him
00:23:04Fire
00:23:08Fire
00:23:13Fire
00:23:14Fire
00:23:23These demons
00:23:25How is this possible?
00:23:27It's not even a scratch
00:23:28I told you this is dark magic
00:23:31Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:33No
00:23:34I believe miss Trixie is a good person
00:23:36She's not the dark witch
00:23:38Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:42This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:46How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:48That's right.
00:23:49The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:53If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:56Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:58Think about it.
00:23:58We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:00He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:02Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:03You're right. This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:10Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:13No, no. Absolutely not.
00:24:16There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:19How could you know for sure?
00:24:20Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:24You're wrong, sir.
00:24:25This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:30It's called borderline revival.
00:24:32She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:35But only temporarily.
00:24:37It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:42That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:44I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:50My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:52He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:57Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:59The witch doctor.
00:25:00Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:05My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:07You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:11I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:17from me.
00:25:19This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:22I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:25So we can both survive.
00:25:45It's poison gas.
00:25:48Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:53Poison gas?
00:25:54My son is in there.
00:25:56You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:58No, don't worry, General.
00:25:59Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:03Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:05Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:08And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:11They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:16I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:19It's now or never.
00:26:33What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:35It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:37Wait a second.
00:26:38You don't think that they're...
00:26:40You!
00:26:41You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:43Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:45If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:49Oh my God.
00:26:49Yeah?
00:26:50She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:52I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:56Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:57if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:00This is taking way too long.
00:27:03Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:07These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:11Bazooka.
00:27:11She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:14Crap.
00:27:15Oh my God.
00:27:15Get back, son.
00:27:16Oh.
00:27:18Ready.
00:27:19Aim!
00:27:20Oh, shit.
00:27:25Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:39The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:42Shoot her dead now.
00:27:43Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:45I said stand down.
00:27:48Don't listen to her.
00:27:49She's a fraud.
00:27:50A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:53I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:56If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:01Wait a second.
00:28:02Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:04He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:05You can see for yourself.
00:28:07Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:10That is it.
00:28:11No more stalling, General.
00:28:13If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:19Don't hurt her.
00:28:25He's secure.
00:28:32His pulse is regular.
00:28:33In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:38There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:49Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:51Lysander's warm again.
00:28:52He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:54And his heart is strong.
00:28:56Come, feel it.
00:28:59I saved my son.
00:29:02Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:05Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:10I've learned my lesson.
00:29:11I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:16Wait, wait, no, no.
00:29:17There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:23Angel, and I.
00:29:26The goddess healer.
00:29:31Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:34But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:40day after 20.
00:29:41Hmm, it doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:43What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:46Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:50Take care.
00:29:51No, wait.
00:29:52Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:55He's right.
00:29:57We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:30:01if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:04Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:06Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry, I... I'm already engaged.
00:30:16Already engaged?
00:30:18I am.
00:30:19I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's coming back today.
00:30:25But don't be disappointed.
00:30:27Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:29I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:31Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:34But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:36Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:39Take the gold.
00:30:40No, really.
00:30:42I don't need anything.
00:30:43I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:49Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:51He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:56I must go.
00:31:04Hobo close.
00:31:05Halo glow.
00:31:07I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:10It was just dumb luck.
00:31:12She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:15She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:23I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.
00:31:30Oh my god.
00:31:31I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:37No, no, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:40My third job was supposed to be mine.
00:31:44I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:48You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:51Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:55No.
00:31:56We're not brides.
00:31:57I know she's just better than us.
00:32:00Oh my god.
00:32:02Oh my god.
00:32:04We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:07She's no average Jane.
00:32:08No, she isn't.
00:32:09She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:11But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:14why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:18But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:19No normal person could have done that.
00:32:21Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:25I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:26I have to find her.
00:32:27I have to make her my wife.
00:32:29She won my heart over, too.
00:32:30But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:34All right, listen.
00:32:36I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:43I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:44So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:51Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:53She waited for you for three years.
00:32:56She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:58And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:00One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:03So get lost.
00:33:04Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:14Grandma.
00:33:15Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:19I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:21I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:25In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:28So sign over the house now.
00:33:35You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:38And I did.
00:33:40For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:42Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:45And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:48Do you have no shame?
00:33:49We were together for three years.
00:33:51And it was a complete waste of my life when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:01That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:07I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:15Oh yeah?
00:34:17Well, Marissa
00:34:19is so much better than you.
00:34:21She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:24And now
00:34:25she's the CEO
00:34:26of an entire
00:34:28corporation.
00:34:29Dude!
00:34:30Oh!
00:34:31And you?
00:34:33You're still nothing.
00:34:35So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:38Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:39Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:43Oops.
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:46That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:55You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:58I certainly did.
00:34:59In fact,
00:35:00Marissa,
00:35:01you and your dimwit brother
00:35:03only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:11Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:13That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:16You two
00:35:16are the ungrateful
00:35:18cheating scum here.
00:35:20My granddaughter
00:35:20supported you
00:35:22and your entire family
00:35:24for three years
00:35:25while you were gone.
00:35:26How dare you insult her?
00:35:29It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:30Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:33Poor Edna.
00:35:34She still doesn't know
00:35:35what you're doing
00:35:35out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:37What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:39Show her, Bob.
00:35:45This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:47your granddaughter is.
00:35:49She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:51She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:54I can't be caught
00:35:55with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:58Even if you got no game,
00:35:59I got street cred
00:36:00I got out of keep.
00:36:01You dig?
00:36:02The word you're looking for
00:36:03is dignity.
00:36:04And you're one to speak,
00:36:06cheater.
00:36:08Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:13I've been broadening
00:36:14my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:15I want to see how regular,
00:36:17everyday people live
00:36:18so that I can help them.
00:36:20Of course,
00:36:21those without substance
00:36:23underneath
00:36:23would never understand that.
00:36:25What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:26It means
00:36:27the new girlfriend
00:36:28you think is an upgrade
00:36:30is actually a downgrade.
00:36:35Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:37Just sign the damn papers
00:36:38and we can each get on
00:36:38with our lives.
00:36:52At your wedding, I will.
00:36:54What?
00:36:55If you won't do good
00:36:57by me of breaking things off
00:36:58before two-timing me
00:36:59with my best friend,
00:37:01why should I do good by you?
00:37:03I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:04at your wedding
00:37:05as a charity to you.
00:37:08You fucking bitch!
00:37:09You better keep your word.
00:37:11Oh, that's rich.
00:37:13After tomorrow,
00:37:14you will never feel
00:37:14so rich ever again.
00:37:16Do remember that.
00:37:24Trixie,
00:37:25Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:27They'll destroy you
00:37:28if you show even so much
00:37:30as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:31Grandma,
00:37:32I have to confess
00:37:34something to you.
00:37:35I've secretly amassed
00:37:36a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:38Trillions?
00:37:41That would make you
00:37:42the richest person
00:37:44on the planet.
00:37:45It's because of the healing hands
00:37:47I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:49the god of healing.
00:37:51I've saved several world leaders
00:37:53with these hands.
00:37:54That's how I was able
00:37:55to give Marissa
00:37:56the presidential contract
00:37:57and become the goddess healer.
00:37:59It makes me angrier
00:38:01hearing her name
00:38:02knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:03But please,
00:38:05Trixie dear,
00:38:06I know it was
00:38:07to broken your heart,
00:38:08but embellishing
00:38:10your worth
00:38:11and who you are,
00:38:12it will only delay
00:38:14the healing process.
00:38:15You don't have to
00:38:16believe me just yet.
00:38:17After we lost mom and dad
00:38:19because we didn't have
00:38:20the money
00:38:20for their medical bills,
00:38:22I vowed that I would
00:38:24do everything I can
00:38:25to serve those in need.
00:38:27That's why I'm taking
00:38:28everything back from Butch
00:38:29and I'm giving it back
00:38:30to charity.
00:38:31You've always had
00:38:32an angel's heart.
00:38:33I'm certain you will meet
00:38:35someone who will
00:38:36treat you right,
00:38:37who actually deserves you.
00:38:39You will see tomorrow,
00:38:41Grandma.
00:38:49You said Trixie's
00:38:50crashing at my wedding?
00:38:51She was bullying us
00:38:52too, Sasa.
00:38:54She's probably
00:38:54trying to extort you
00:38:56now that she knows
00:38:56you're rich as fuck.
00:38:58When nobody steps
00:38:59on Snake,
00:39:00Snake bites back hard.
00:39:03So let her come
00:39:04and embarrass herself.
00:39:05Yeah.
00:39:06You mean,
00:39:08we broadcast
00:39:10that video of you?
00:39:14Yes.
00:39:15Her cavewoman
00:39:15stick,
00:39:16the 19th century tin can.
00:39:18She'll prop me up
00:39:19higher on my pedestal
00:39:20and the whole world
00:39:20sees her in her
00:39:21homeless mess
00:39:22against my
00:39:23presidential glow-up.
00:39:24Let's turn this party
00:39:25into her funeral.
00:39:33There he is.
00:39:36Welcome home, brother.
00:39:38Welcome home, General!
00:39:42Sir,
00:39:43it's the homeless woman
00:39:44who saved you,
00:39:44Miss Trixie.
00:39:45This is the file
00:39:46of her ex,
00:39:47Butch Tanner.
00:39:47He served with her
00:39:48regiment in the Marines.
00:39:49You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:50that can barely
00:39:51carry supplies?
00:39:52Well, she's been
00:39:53providing for him
00:39:53and his entire family
00:39:54while he's been
00:39:55deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:56So she waited for him
00:39:57for years
00:39:58and then he betrayed her?
00:39:59Fucking coward.
00:40:00According to Intel,
00:40:01she's planning to bring
00:40:02it down on them
00:40:02at their wedding.
00:40:03Then we should join her.
00:40:05Men,
00:40:06I'm only alive today
00:40:07because of that
00:40:08virtuous woman
00:40:09and her incredible power
00:40:10that saved my life.
00:40:11So she needs our support.
00:40:13Will you join me
00:40:13in protecting her?
00:40:14Yes, sir!
00:40:15We will learn
00:40:16to protect her, sir!
00:40:18Then let's roll.
00:40:35Welcome everyone
00:40:35to my wedding.
00:40:37Today is a very special day
00:40:38for me and Butch.
00:40:39Not only are we getting married,
00:40:40but in just one hour,
00:40:41my company will be receiving
00:40:43the presidential contract,
00:40:44allowing my biomedical company
00:40:46and I need to go public.
00:40:49We need to go public.
00:40:51Congratulations on the contract
00:40:52once again, Mrs.
00:40:53Wait, who?
00:40:54It's Stowe.
00:40:55Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:57Oh, and please don't be
00:40:58so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:41:00You are the secretary
00:41:01of the entire
00:41:02U.S. Health Department,
00:41:03but this is a par-tay
00:41:04after all.
00:41:05I see some of the most
00:41:07important people
00:41:07in the nation
00:41:08have also arrived
00:41:09to celebrate you.
00:41:11The U.S. President
00:41:13will also be arriving soon
00:41:15to give you
00:41:16the contract herself.
00:41:17It's an honor.
00:41:18And that's why Sasa
00:41:20is the best wife
00:41:20a man could ever dream of.
00:41:23We will make sure
00:41:24the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:26We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:30Not so fast.
00:41:32The party doesn't start
00:41:33until I say it does.
00:41:35I don't know.
00:41:56You two really are
00:41:57a match made in hell.
00:41:59So I've come to save
00:42:00your guests
00:42:00from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:02I don't recognize it
00:42:03from any of our elite circles.
00:42:05Who is she?
00:42:06Uh, this is our
00:42:07entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:09Just watch.
00:42:13Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:14This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:16You lost.
00:42:16I bet she's here
00:42:17to bum a meal off us.
00:42:19You know,
00:42:19being this poor.
00:42:22Me, bum a meal.
00:42:24Have you forgotten
00:42:25that it was I
00:42:25who bankrolled you two
00:42:26for the last three years?
00:42:28And what evidence
00:42:28do you have of that?
00:42:30Look at me,
00:42:30then go look at yourself
00:42:31in the mirror.
00:42:32I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:35Even the first woman president
00:42:36will be here any second
00:42:37now to congratulate me.
00:42:39And you're nothing
00:42:39but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:42Sasa, she's like
00:42:43so obsessed with me.
00:42:44She's like...
00:42:46See, everyone?
00:42:48Butch already cut ties
00:42:49with his ex,
00:42:50but she's so shameless
00:42:51and desperate
00:42:52that she'd still show up
00:42:53to my wedding
00:42:54to suck up to me.
00:42:56This is what poor,
00:42:57sad girls do.
00:42:58They beg for scraps
00:43:00from us,
00:43:01the rich and glorious.
00:43:03Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:04You might feel
00:43:05all high and mighty now,
00:43:06but don't bite the hand
00:43:07that feeds you.
00:43:09Especially when I'm the one
00:43:10who's giving you the contract.
00:43:17You giving me the contract?
00:43:19You have no skills,
00:43:21no education,
00:43:22no connection,
00:43:23so how could you possibly
00:43:24have a pool
00:43:25to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:27to give me
00:43:28a billion dollar contract?
00:43:30We both share
00:43:30humble beginnings, Marissa,
00:43:32and I saw potential in you.
00:43:34Even trusted you
00:43:35as my best friend.
00:43:36But I recognize now
00:43:37that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:40Don't be all sore now
00:43:41just because I stole your man.
00:43:43This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:45They steal our from
00:43:46lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:48Damn right.
00:43:50You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:53Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:55I can say that now
00:43:56that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:58Bravo.
00:43:59Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:01Quick, somebody put that
00:44:02on a memoir.
00:44:02Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:44:04in front of everyone.
00:44:05She'll make her sup.
00:44:06Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:07She's the gold-dicking,
00:44:09blood-sucking leech.
00:44:10I don't even have
00:44:11to lift a finger
00:44:12and you're already
00:44:12embarrassing yourself
00:44:13in front of everyone
00:44:14for me, butch.
00:44:17You may look and sound
00:44:18like a man,
00:44:19but you're nothing
00:44:20but a pathetic coward.
00:44:21Okay, enough!
00:44:22You know what I always
00:44:23couldn't stand about you?
00:44:24Your moral posturing.
00:44:26But guess what?
00:44:28Morals are just lies
00:44:29to make you and girls
00:44:30feel better about yourselves.
00:44:31That's why no man
00:44:32will choose you
00:44:33over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:35Because I've got
00:44:35the material goods.
00:44:37You're just all
00:44:38empty talk.
00:44:39I'm not here
00:44:39to request to be chosen.
00:44:41Because I'm the one
00:44:42who's doing the choosing.
00:44:45See this?
00:44:54Oh my God.
00:44:59Is that the billion-dollar
00:45:00contract for Sasha?
00:45:04The one that's supposed
00:45:05to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:06No, absolutely not.
00:45:08I don't believe it.
00:45:10You all sound so scared already.
00:45:12Don't worry.
00:45:13This isn't that contract.
00:45:15It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:17you try to swindle from me.
00:45:20I don't see everyone.
00:45:22She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:24But you don't even have
00:45:24the guts to go all the way.
00:45:26Look at her following orders.
00:45:27I asked her to sign over
00:45:29the lease and here she is.
00:45:30Like a good little
00:45:32peasant slave.
00:45:33That house is worth
00:45:34all her life savings.
00:45:38You want to, I don't know,
00:45:40beg for a little treat
00:45:41while you're at it?
00:45:52You must understand me.
00:45:54I'm here to take back
00:45:55everything I've ever given you.
00:45:57And I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:05Bro!
00:46:06She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:08She thinks that just because
00:46:09she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:10she can pretend to be
00:46:11a deep pocket-investing baddie.
00:46:13You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:14to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:16It's just a drop
00:46:17in the bucket for me.
00:46:18Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:21You've gotten delusional.
00:46:22And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:23so you can just show up
00:46:24to a fancy party
00:46:25and some Prince Charming
00:46:27will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:28Well, that's not happening.
00:46:30Security!
00:46:31Lock the doors.
00:46:32This woman doesn't leave
00:46:33until we're through with her.
00:46:37This is where your dreams
00:46:39will die, bitch.
00:46:43We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:45She's being cornered
00:46:46by her ex and his mistress
00:46:46at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:48Butch Tanner.
00:46:49Well, he's gonna wish
00:46:50he died in battle
00:46:50after I'm done with him.
00:46:52Let's go.
00:46:57You think a few toy guns
00:46:58scare me, Marissa?
00:46:59I've saved plenty of people
00:47:01for much worse.
00:47:03Including your head of command,
00:47:04Butch.
00:47:05General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:08You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:10He's been in a coma for years
00:47:12after he saved the nation
00:47:13from a terrorist attack.
00:47:14You're an unskilled,
00:47:16unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:18So how could you possibly
00:47:19have this magical ability
00:47:21to heal someone
00:47:22like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:24No one here's gonna believe you.
00:47:25If you really cured
00:47:26the incurable general,
00:47:28then Sasa is the fucking
00:47:29Virgin Mary.
00:47:31And she's not.
00:47:32You're just asking
00:47:33to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:35Show them, Butch.
00:47:41See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:44Trixie's just a
00:47:45freeloading beggar.
00:47:49She won't leave me
00:47:50and Marissa alone
00:47:51because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:53I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:55Sasa, she has
00:47:57a billion-dollar
00:47:58biomedical contract
00:47:59with the military.
00:48:01Approved by the first
00:48:03female president
00:48:04of the United States
00:48:05herself, bitch.
00:48:06How despicable.
00:48:07She's just trying
00:48:08to leech off you
00:48:09like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:11Get out of here.
00:48:12No one wants to marry you.
00:48:13No free meals for the poor.
00:48:15Do you see this?
00:48:16Trixie?
00:48:17This is high society.
00:48:19So you're either born
00:48:20on a silver spoon
00:48:21or you're as accomplished
00:48:22as me to be here.
00:48:24Maybe if you do
00:48:25some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:27maybe someone will drop
00:48:29a couple bucks
00:48:29in your tin can.
00:48:33I already have everything
00:48:34one can dream of.
00:48:35But I valued
00:48:36our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:38which is why I came here
00:48:38to give you a second chance.
00:48:40To see if you'd apologize
00:48:41and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:43But no.
00:48:44You stooped so low,
00:48:46it disgusts me.
00:48:48Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:49than you standing
00:48:50on street corners
00:48:51like a bum.
00:48:52And who knows
00:48:53if you've already started
00:48:55offering sexual services?
00:48:57Well then,
00:48:59why don't you get on your knees
00:49:00for me, Trixie?
00:49:01My brother
00:49:02will never take you back.
00:49:04No man will marry
00:49:05an embarrassment
00:49:06like you.
00:49:07But make me happy?
00:49:09And I might consider
00:49:10making you my
00:49:11personal prostitute.
00:49:23How dare you
00:49:24hit my brother?
00:49:25I'm never letting you
00:49:26leave here alive.
00:49:28It's awesome.
00:49:29Do something.
00:49:30Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:32After I'm done
00:49:32with you, Trixie,
00:49:33not even the goddess
00:49:34of healing
00:49:35will be able to save you.
00:49:37Oh.
00:49:38Is that so?
00:49:40Security!
00:49:42Get down on your knees
00:49:44and give Bob
00:49:45one hell of a blowjob
00:49:46in front of everybody here
00:49:48or I'll pop
00:49:49so many holes in you
00:49:50the men here
00:49:51won't know
00:49:51which one to fuck.
00:49:52I don't need to be
00:49:53the goddess of anything
00:49:54to punish you.
00:49:55Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:56I've saved before
00:49:57could crush you
00:49:58before you even touch me.
00:50:00Dream on!
00:50:02You wish General Licender
00:50:04scooped you off your feet
00:50:05but you weren't good enough
00:50:06for me.
00:50:06You're definitely
00:50:07not good enough for him.
00:50:08Enough!
00:50:10You're souring my party
00:50:11so you either
00:50:12get the fuck out
00:50:14or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:16On the count of three!
00:50:18I think I quite like it here.
00:50:19Two!
00:50:32This wine is so delicious.
00:50:34One!
00:50:35Shoot!
00:50:38Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:40on my future wife.
00:50:48It's...
00:50:49It's...
00:50:50It's...
00:50:59Who the hell is this?
00:51:04I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:05Did they hurt you?
00:51:07No.
00:51:08I'm fine.
00:51:09But, um...
00:51:10When did I become
00:51:11your future wife?
00:51:14You saved me,
00:51:15Trixie.
00:51:16Remember?
00:51:16I'm a man of my word.
00:51:18They're never gonna hurt you
00:51:19ever again.
00:51:20Really,
00:51:21it was nothing.
00:51:23I saved you
00:51:23because you're a good man.
00:51:25Not because I want you
00:51:26to owe me any favors.
00:51:33I see what this is.
00:51:34You're the one
00:51:35who cheated on me,
00:51:36Trixie.
00:51:37Look at you guys
00:51:37all lovey-dove.
00:51:39Don't try to pin this
00:51:39on her.
00:51:40She waited for you
00:51:41for three years.
00:51:41This is the kind
00:51:42of woman of virtue
00:51:43that a man would die for.
00:51:46Virtue?
00:51:48Don't make me laugh.
00:51:50She's probably out there
00:51:51giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:52No man who,
00:51:54in a hundred-foot pole,
00:51:55would want to touch her.
00:51:56She should be happy
00:51:57Bob was willing
00:51:58to give her some.
00:52:03I see her in the Marines.
00:52:06I'm a major.
00:52:07You know,
00:52:08look, man,
00:52:09I know Trixie is like a,
00:52:11I don't know,
00:52:12like a seven
00:52:12now that she's all
00:52:13cleaned up,
00:52:14but don't waste
00:52:14your manhood
00:52:15on a whiny,
00:52:16worthless woman
00:52:17like that.
00:52:18Ow!
00:52:19Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:21Ah!
00:52:22Ah!
00:52:23A real man
00:52:24never talks
00:52:26about a woman
00:52:26that way.
00:52:28You're a coward.
00:52:30You're a coward.
00:52:38We don't need
00:52:39to fight fire
00:52:39with fire
00:52:40to deal
00:52:40with the likes
00:52:41of them.
00:52:42You're very gracious,
00:52:44Trixie,
00:52:44you know that?
00:52:47You're only getting
00:52:48off with it
00:52:48because she's so kind,
00:52:49so you're gonna
00:52:49do me the favor
00:52:50of never coming
00:52:51near her again.
00:52:52You understand?
00:52:52You wanna fuck
00:52:53with me,
00:52:53you little dipshit?
00:52:54I'm a fucking major!
00:52:56You're probably
00:52:57lowest rank
00:52:57of the military grunts.
00:52:59I'll,
00:52:59I'll destroy you.
00:53:00Do you really
00:53:01not know
00:53:02who this is,
00:53:02Butch?
00:53:03I thought you
00:53:04were in the Marines.
00:53:05What have you
00:53:05been doing
00:53:06this whole time
00:53:06if you don't
00:53:07know who
00:53:07this war hero is?
00:53:09He was just
00:53:10a supply boy.
00:53:13War hero?
00:53:15Is this all
00:53:16part of your plan,
00:53:17Trixie?
00:53:18Poor girl.
00:53:19Did you sell
00:53:20your house
00:53:20to hire this actor
00:53:21so you can feel
00:53:22better about yourself?
00:53:23A woman's worth
00:53:24is tied to the man
00:53:25she marries.
00:53:26Trixie is worthless
00:53:27because that guy
00:53:28looks like a cowboy.
00:53:31with a bum girl
00:53:33and a pimp.
00:53:34What a pair.
00:53:36Seems like
00:53:37they don't know
00:53:37who you are
00:53:37since you've been
00:53:38out of action
00:53:38for so long.
00:53:40We should try
00:53:41to piss them off
00:53:41some more.
00:53:42Don't you think?
00:53:44Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:53What is all this?
00:53:55Trixie, listen.
00:53:55I know that you
00:53:56didn't ask for anything
00:53:57after you saved
00:53:58my life.
00:53:59But I know
00:54:00that we shared
00:54:00a moment.
00:54:04I'm not the kind
00:54:05of man
00:54:05to get close
00:54:06to a woman
00:54:06and then just
00:54:07disappear.
00:54:08It's not in my nature.
00:54:10I'm like somebody
00:54:11else here.
00:54:12Listen, Trixie,
00:54:14I have never
00:54:15met a woman
00:54:18like you.
00:54:20So incredible
00:54:21and kind
00:54:22and beautiful.
00:54:23So I know
00:54:24that you're
00:54:25the one for me.
00:54:27This guy's either
00:54:28nuts or a really,
00:54:30really good actor.
00:54:32Oscar worthy.
00:54:33Oscar worthy.
00:54:35No.
00:54:36First gift.
00:54:41Trixie,
00:54:42I know that
00:54:43you just lost
00:54:43your home.
00:54:44So I'm
00:54:45gifting you
00:54:45with your own
00:54:46new mansion.
00:54:48Worth 500 million
00:54:49dollars,
00:54:50previously owned
00:54:50by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:53Second gift.
00:54:56This contains
00:54:58all the rights
00:54:59to my entire
00:55:00fortune,
00:55:01which is now
00:55:02yours.
00:55:02Entire fortune
00:55:03from a cowboy
00:55:04actor?
00:55:05Must be pennies.
00:55:06They already
00:55:07spent their
00:55:07entire life
00:55:08savings on
00:55:08this clown show.
00:55:09They've got
00:55:09nothing left.
00:55:11Lysander,
00:55:12I really don't
00:55:12care for any of
00:55:13us.
00:55:14Look,
00:55:14I know.
00:55:15I know that
00:55:16you are the
00:55:16farthest thing
00:55:17from a material
00:55:18woman,
00:55:19okay?
00:55:19Which is
00:55:19exactly why
00:55:20my third
00:55:21gift is
00:55:22um,
00:55:24well.
00:55:30help.
00:55:40Cleo!
00:55:41Hey!
00:55:42Oh, my God.
00:55:44You found my dog.
00:55:49Trixie,
00:55:50I'm just a man.
00:55:51But with you,
00:55:52it's so much more.
00:55:54Trixie Amore,
00:55:58will you marry me?
00:56:01You know I can't
00:56:02say no to this
00:56:03doggo.
00:56:07Yes,
00:56:08I will marry you.
00:56:25Go, go, power
00:56:27couple.
00:56:28Woo!
00:56:29Okay, stop.
00:56:31The only power
00:56:32couple here is
00:56:32Butch and I.
00:56:34Let's remind everyone
00:56:36how worth it's
00:56:36Trixie is.
00:56:39No man
00:56:40in their right
00:56:40mind
00:56:41would marry
00:56:42that embarrassing
00:56:43sack of scraps.
00:56:44Hey,
00:56:45I don't care
00:56:46if she's homeless
00:56:46or not,
00:56:47but I'm making
00:56:47this woman
00:56:48my wife,
00:56:49which means
00:56:50that she will
00:56:50be treated as
00:56:51and cherished
00:56:52as the most
00:56:52precious woman
00:56:53on Earth.
00:56:54Understand?
00:56:59You still
00:57:00don't realize
00:57:00that my brother
00:57:01is the most
00:57:02powerful man
00:57:03on Earth.
00:57:03This is General
00:57:04Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:14As if
00:57:14like the
00:57:15Almighty
00:57:16General
00:57:16Lysander Armstrong
00:57:17would propose
00:57:18to a homeless
00:57:19prostitute
00:57:20like Trixie.
00:57:20Yes,
00:57:21the Armstrong
00:57:21family basically
00:57:22controlled the
00:57:23global stock market.
00:57:24Lysander Armstrong
00:57:25would sooner marry
00:57:26the Princess of
00:57:26England than
00:57:27someone from
00:57:27the lowest
00:57:28rank of society.
00:57:30I bet my life
00:57:31you're all just
00:57:32actors.
00:57:33Then you better
00:57:33enjoy your last breath.
00:57:35Come on,
00:57:35Lysander,
00:57:36what are we waiting
00:57:36for?
00:57:36Let's show them
00:57:37what we can do
00:57:37and get revenge
00:57:38for Trixie.
00:57:39What can a bunch
00:57:39of piss poor people
00:57:40do to us,
00:57:41the elites?
00:57:42Infect us with
00:57:43your poor people
00:57:43bad luck?
00:57:44She wishes
00:57:45she could blame
00:57:46her low status
00:57:47on bad luck.
00:57:48Truth is,
00:57:48she's just a useless,
00:57:50lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:52She's utterly
00:57:53unmarriable.
00:57:57I can dispose
00:57:58of them
00:57:58in other means
00:57:59if you don't
00:58:00prefer violence.
00:58:01I'd handle them
00:58:02myself,
00:58:02but
00:58:05I'll let you
00:58:05do all the
00:58:06heavy lifting.
00:58:07go ahead,
00:58:08Lysander.
00:58:15Yes,
00:58:15hello,
00:58:16this is Lysander.
00:58:17Please
00:58:17bankrupt
00:58:18Marissa Wickham
00:58:19for me.
00:58:21Oh my gosh,
00:58:22I'm so scared.
00:58:23Anyone these days
00:58:24could call anyone
00:58:25and pretend
00:58:25to be on the phone.
00:58:33Uh,
00:58:33hello?
00:58:35Yes.
00:58:35what?
00:58:42I'm going
00:58:43bankrupt!
00:58:53I'm going
00:58:57bankrupt!
00:58:58like that.
00:58:59My company's dead!
00:59:00It's evaporated!
00:59:02It's a thin air!
00:59:06That's impossible!
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What is your deal?
00:59:11Secretary Cho,
00:59:12you said you're
00:59:13the Secretary of Health,
00:59:14right?
00:59:14And you yourself
00:59:15said that the Armstrong
00:59:16family owns the entire
00:59:17global stock market.
00:59:18Could that be
00:59:19how they bankrupted
00:59:20Miss Wickham?
00:59:21then that means
00:59:24you're
00:59:25really Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:28the richest
00:59:28and most powerful
00:59:29man in the country.
00:59:31Trixie's married,
00:59:33the famed
00:59:33war hero,
00:59:35the man every girl
00:59:35wants and every man
00:59:36wants to be.
00:59:39Now you believe me?
00:59:40Those who do bad
00:59:41will always end up
00:59:42losing everything.
00:59:44There's got to be
00:59:45some trick to this.
00:59:46You guys are just
00:59:47bums trying to
00:59:48extort money from us.
00:59:49It's awesome.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:58I know why
00:59:59you're all over Trixie,
01:00:00because you've been
01:00:01in the military
01:00:01for so long.
01:00:02You don't know
01:00:02what a real woman
01:00:03can do for you.
01:00:05Let me take you
01:00:06to my wedding chamber
01:00:07and I'll show you
01:00:07a good time.
01:00:10Do you have
01:00:11your hands for me
01:00:12or I'll have them
01:00:13removed for you?
01:00:18I would never
01:00:19be interested
01:00:20in a woman
01:00:20who's as vile
01:00:22and cruel
01:00:22and wicked
01:00:23as you are.
01:00:24Guess the cheater
01:00:25gets cheated on
01:00:26eventually.
01:00:29Sasa was just
01:00:30trying to save
01:00:31the company.
01:00:32I don't blame her
01:00:33at all.
01:00:33Your double standards
01:00:34are incredible.
01:00:35Okay, you don't
01:00:36want me?
01:00:37Fine.
01:00:38But there's plenty
01:00:39of other efficiency.
01:00:39I can give you
01:00:40a room full of
01:00:41pageant winners.
01:00:4218 years old.
01:00:44Rush for the taking.
01:00:52I did that
01:00:53so you wouldn't
01:00:53have to,
01:00:54Miss Trixie.
01:00:55Thank you, Devin.
01:00:57Marissa,
01:00:58not only have you
01:00:59backstabbed me,
01:01:00your best friend,
01:01:02by stealing my
01:01:03fiance,
01:01:04but now you'd
01:01:05sell out other
01:01:05innocent girls
01:01:06just to get
01:01:07your company back?
01:01:07You're an insult
01:01:09to all good women
01:01:09out there.
01:01:10No, to all of
01:01:11humanity.
01:01:12So now,
01:01:12everything that I've
01:01:13ever given you to,
01:01:15I'm taking it all
01:01:16back.
01:01:18Wait,
01:01:19everyone,
01:01:20stop.
01:01:23They're impostors.
01:01:28I just got off the
01:01:29phone with the
01:01:30president and she
01:01:30said your contract
01:01:31is not getting
01:01:32canceled because it
01:01:33was assigned by the
01:01:34goddess healer
01:01:35herself.
01:01:35So we won't go
01:01:37bankrupt?
01:01:38The goddess healer?
01:01:39You mean the
01:01:40eccentric and highly
01:01:41elusive sage in the
01:01:42field of medicine
01:01:42approved of my
01:01:43medical products?
01:01:45Yes, that's the
01:01:46highest honor anyone
01:01:47can have in the field
01:01:48of health and
01:01:49medicine.
01:01:49The goddess healer's
01:01:51motto is the
01:01:52right rewrites the
01:01:53wrong, the left
01:01:54leave the wrong
01:01:55bereft.
01:01:56That means she's
01:01:57rewarding me.
01:01:58The president would
01:01:59never let your
01:02:00company go bankrupt.
01:02:02In fact, she's on
01:02:03her way now.
01:02:06So you're telling me
01:02:07this dashingly
01:02:08handsome motherfucker
01:02:09over here isn't
01:02:11Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:12Who the fuck
01:02:12cares who he is?
01:02:13If the president
01:02:14and the goddess healer
01:02:15approves of my
01:02:16product, who cares
01:02:17about this washed
01:02:18up or hero?
01:02:19We can break his
01:02:20legs, break his
01:02:21arms, no one
01:02:21would even bat an
01:02:22eye.
01:02:22She even gave us
01:02:23explicit permission
01:02:24to call upon secret
01:02:25services.
01:02:26FBI!
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29You're under arrest
01:02:30for fraudulent claims
01:02:32and identity theft.
01:02:34Gotcha.
01:02:39Guess I still get
01:02:40the last laugh,
01:02:41Trixie.
01:02:42No, don't arrest
01:02:42her!
01:02:44Trixie's a good
01:02:45person.
01:02:46Please, officer,
01:02:47don't arrest her!
01:02:48Grandma, Mr. Rogers,
01:02:50Mrs. Williams,
01:02:51what are you all
01:02:52doing here?
01:02:52The neighbors heard
01:02:53about the breakup
01:02:53between you and
01:02:54Butch.
01:02:55We were worried,
01:02:56so we came here
01:02:57to back you up.
01:02:58Listen, officer,
01:02:59I can attest that
01:03:01Trixie Amoria is a
01:03:02good neighbor.
01:03:03She's very kind-hearted
01:03:04and would never
01:03:05break the law.
01:03:06Yes, and one time
01:03:07when my daughter
01:03:08needed university
01:03:09tuition, Trixie gave
01:03:10her everything she had
01:03:11just to help her out.
01:03:13She also paid for my
01:03:14recent heart surgery
01:03:15as well.
01:03:16My fiance really
01:03:17is an incredible
01:03:18woman.
01:03:19She's an angel
01:03:20descended from heaven.
01:03:26You must be the criminal
01:03:28pretending to be
01:03:28General Lysander
01:03:29Armstrong.
01:03:30My brother
01:03:31is not a criminal.
01:03:32He's a war hero
01:03:33who single-handedly
01:03:34saved this country
01:03:35from a terrorist attack.
01:03:36Without him,
01:03:37this whole country
01:03:37would have been
01:03:38bombed to ash.
01:03:40And that's why
01:03:40it's twice the crime
01:03:41to stealing his identity.
01:03:43General Lysander
01:03:44Armstrong only fell
01:03:45into a coma
01:03:45because of the fight
01:03:46with the terrorist.
01:03:47And we've received
01:03:48no word that he's
01:03:48woken up yet,
01:03:49so this must be
01:03:50an imposter.
01:03:52I can tell that
01:03:53this whole dilemma
01:03:54with my identity
01:03:54is causing you
01:03:55a lot of trouble.
01:03:56But I promise
01:03:57I'll get it resolved
01:03:57and we can focus
01:03:58on taking down
01:03:59your scumbag ex.
01:04:02If you want to
01:04:03arrest me, fine.
01:04:05But don't fuck
01:04:06with my fiance.
01:04:07You don't get
01:04:07to decide, punk.
01:04:08Let's go!
01:04:32Get him!
01:04:33If you can.
01:04:34If you can.
01:04:35Let's go!
01:04:37Let's go!
01:04:41Ah!
01:04:45Ah!
01:04:47Ah!
01:04:47Ah!
01:04:50Oh!
01:04:54Ah!
01:05:03Yes!
01:05:04Oh!
01:05:06Yes!
01:05:25Is that enough pain?
01:05:26Or do you want more?
01:05:35Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:40Grandma.
01:05:42Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:46Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:48He's so manly.
01:05:50Much better than your last one.
01:05:52I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:55It's Butch's loss.
01:05:57Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:00She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:05Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:07I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:10Drown out the poor!
01:06:11Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:14Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:17Drown out the poor!
01:06:19See, Trixie?
01:06:20You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:22You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:26We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:28So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:33Let them eat cake!
01:06:35Hmph.
01:06:44You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:46Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:47Attack!
01:06:48Attack!
01:07:05You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:13What the fuck was that?
01:07:15I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:17I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:26Oh, damn it!
01:07:28Damn it, damn it.
01:07:30You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:33That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:35Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:37We're cornered.
01:07:38I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:40Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:43I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:46They will be punished.
01:07:50Now hold still for me.
01:07:54Right.
01:07:55Rewrites the world.
01:08:06Holy fuck!
01:08:08Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:10By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:11She the goddess healer?
01:08:17I'm all better now.
01:08:18Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:20See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:23No, please.
01:08:25I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:27Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:28Sure.
01:08:30You hear that?
01:08:31She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:34She was probably holding out a supermagnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:37While I do not care for glory,
01:08:39I do believe in justice.
01:08:41Marissa and Butch,
01:08:42not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:44but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:46I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:49And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:52God?
01:08:53Wrong.
01:08:54But you're close.
01:08:56I'm bullshit.
01:08:57I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail more than you will lives.
01:09:02You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:04Then let's see you try.
01:09:05Charge!
01:09:15The hell is this?
01:09:17This is the line between life and death.
01:09:21Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:24I'll admit it looks pretty good,
01:09:26but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:29You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:31What if it's a trap?
01:09:32That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:34We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:35She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:38Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:41I will.
01:09:45Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:54I'm fine.
01:09:55Nothing happened.
01:09:57You'll see soon enough.
01:09:58Oh, please.
01:09:59I really wanna die.
01:10:01And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:03I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:06Whoops.
01:10:06Just crossed it again.
01:10:08Whoops.
01:10:09And again.
01:10:10Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:17Bob!
01:10:18Bob!
01:10:19Bob!
01:10:19Bob!
01:10:22Bob!
01:10:23No!
01:10:24Bob!
01:10:24Hey!
01:10:26What did you do to my brother?
01:10:27I didn't do anything.
01:10:29Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:32I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:34If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:37Come on.
01:10:39Major.
01:10:40Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:41How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:43See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:48Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:51Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:00You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:02You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:03Oh, please.
01:11:04You hurt us first.
01:11:06At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:09But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:13Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:18You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:21You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:26When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:32Don't touch my wife.
01:11:36And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:41You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives, it'll
01:11:46hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:47That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:50Oh, really?
01:11:52Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:56You've got nothing on me.
01:12:00Yes.
01:12:02Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:08Goddess.
01:12:09Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:13Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:17Get the VP, we're leaving now.
01:12:22Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:26God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:29I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:32You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:34A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:37Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:39I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:41Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:45You hear that, everyone?
01:12:46There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:52She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here
01:12:57to play up her importance.
01:12:58No.
01:12:59My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:01Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:06Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:15Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and
01:13:21now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:26Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:29I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:33You can only dream of what you can never have.
01:13:35While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:39Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous,
01:13:42Trixie?
01:13:43It ain't working.
01:13:44You can't just fake the...
01:13:48Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:51It's like real magic.
01:13:53Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:58And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and
01:14:03riot against you?
01:14:06No.
01:14:07Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:10You saved me.
01:14:12Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:19We'll riot against you now.
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:22Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:27Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:29The vice-president arrives!
01:14:46Who dare cause ruckus in here!
01:14:51You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:54Wait, what?
01:14:57He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:59No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:02Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:04This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:10But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:14Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:16What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:22And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:25The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:29And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:33He is the general.
01:15:35Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:37Did you hear that?
01:15:39Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:43So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:46We got the VP and the president.
01:15:49On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:53I told you.
01:15:54Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:15:57Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:06Hurry!
01:16:07The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:11You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:13My brother is a war hero.
01:16:15He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:18He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:20If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:22You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:26Not just your brother.
01:16:28Devin.
01:16:29It's okay.
01:16:31Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:34I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:39And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:41I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:47I truly saved a good man.
01:16:54I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:57And what can you do about it?
01:16:59Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:02My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:07Let's try it out on them.
01:17:10Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:12There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:13Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:16Despicable!
01:17:16What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:22Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:26Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:31Oh!
01:17:40Shoot!
01:17:41Wait, that's the President.
01:17:55No!
01:17:56Hey, idiots!
01:17:59Oh!
01:18:03Oh, my gosh!
01:18:05I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:18:08That was...
01:18:08They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:12What is this?
01:18:13Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:17This is a war crime.
01:18:19These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:21You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:23I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:24I have the presidential contract.
01:18:25With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:28And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:33What are you doing?
01:18:34Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:37That is easy.
01:18:39There's no need.
01:18:40I'll save everyone.
01:18:55It's raining gold!
01:18:58What's happening?
01:19:00Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:02It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:05She...
01:19:06She...
01:19:07She is...
01:19:08She is a criminal.
01:19:10Don't worry, Madame President.
01:19:11We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:13I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:15Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:18What are you talking about?
01:19:20The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:33This contract?
01:19:34Yeah!
01:19:35Yes!
01:19:36Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:55My contract, you bitch!
01:19:57And that's not all.
01:20:10This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:13There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:16Don't you realize?
01:20:17Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:21You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:24Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:26And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:29So prepare yourself.
01:20:30Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:33What are you going to do?
01:20:35The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:41You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:45Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:48So what's your final decision?
01:20:52I'll...
01:20:52She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:00I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:07Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:09You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:12You wish, you idiot!
01:21:16I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:22I don't understand.
01:21:23I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:29And do you know the Goddess Healing saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:34You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:38The one and only.
01:21:42And it's...
01:21:45Her.
01:21:56What?
01:22:01Welcome, Goddess.
01:22:14You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?
01:22:16How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:19Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:23I wanted to walk the Earth as a normal person.
01:22:26Help those in need.
01:22:28And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:31No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:37Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:40That was her golden ticket.
01:22:42You were once my fiancée and best friend.
01:22:45But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:49No, please.
01:22:50I swear to you.
01:22:51I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:55It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:57Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:59She's an amazing person.
01:23:00And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:04She's going to be my wife.
01:23:05Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:14She's going to be my wife.
01:23:34She's going to be my wife.
01:23:38She's going to be my wife.
01:23:38She's going to be my wife.
01:23:39You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:42Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:46I want to be rich again.
01:23:48I'll be your slave.
01:23:49Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:51You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:55All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:00You two should be locked up.
01:24:01And she shall.
01:24:03For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:09It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:11I never loved you.
01:24:13It's your fault.
01:24:13I was only with you for your money.
01:24:15I don't care.
01:24:16You were rich.
01:24:17I'll see myself now.
01:24:20Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:22We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:25My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:29I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:31That is why I saved you.
01:24:33With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:39Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:44Let's party!
01:24:46Wait, what if we just got married right now?
01:24:50Yes.
01:24:51Well.
01:24:52Woo!
01:24:54Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:59I do.
01:25:00I do.
01:25:01You may kiss the bride.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:06You may kiss the bride.
01:25:07You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
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