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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:04Go, come on, Cleo.
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:13Look out, Cleo, wait hey.
00:02:14I'm a soldier plays for kids.
00:02:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:30he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:35money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:49oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a
00:03:18younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:33please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:37oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:44feed
00:03:44yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:53migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:57faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can
00:04:06topple
00:04:06mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:11don't go too far
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:31on
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:51i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:57don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:03i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is
00:05:27oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:33that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:50he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:55i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:02methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:10who
00:06:14the goddess of healing
00:06:17wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:22her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto
00:06:29it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and
00:06:36elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly
00:06:42save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out a bounty
00:06:50to the entire
00:06:51world whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:12i'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't
00:07:20be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
00:07:27crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy
00:07:35dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal
00:07:43the lysander armstrong from us don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can
00:07:54see
00:07:55from all your faces that you've failed so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:03oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know
00:08:10a
00:08:10gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:16wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:22a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious
00:08:29ew disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here
00:08:36now let's go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:45sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:50maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:55a fraud
00:08:56all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:03head
00:09:03mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:09:10only here to
00:09:11repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when
00:09:19you have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well
00:09:27if he's a hero
00:09:28to you then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:09:35this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:42who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:48of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:53i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:59only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:04continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:18okay
00:10:20what's happening
00:10:22what are we doing
00:10:33what the hell are you doing
00:10:37i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:42do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:45are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:50he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy
00:10:54and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:57yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:02oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:05i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:09and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:11:16this
00:11:23is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:25what
00:11:27what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:34why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:39i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:42what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:46we are all certified
00:11:48but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:52she's right about everything
00:11:56yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:01and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:04endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:06oh
00:12:06and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:08because i just discovered it
00:12:11this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:15the chances are a billion to one
00:12:17a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:19but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:24what a bunch of baloney
00:12:26i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:31precisely you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:34you don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:39i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:43oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:47and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:51which mean nothing
00:12:52if you can't wake him up
00:12:54is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:56oh my god
00:12:59if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:02i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:05which by the way
00:13:06that condition is called
00:13:08an encephaly
00:13:09what is that supposed to mean
00:13:11it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:12and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:17then let's have a bet
00:13:18if you can't heal him
00:13:22we'll break your hands
00:13:24and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:30these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:34you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:37huh
00:13:38miss trixie
00:13:39don't risk your hands for them
00:13:41there's too many lives at stake
00:13:45don't worry
00:13:46i got this
00:13:50it's a deal
00:13:51i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:53no one is dying on my watch
00:14:02lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:09are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:12homeless or not
00:14:14if you save my son
00:14:15i'll give you everything
00:14:25i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:28i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:31i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:36prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:39wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:40don't listen to her
00:14:43she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:48firstly
00:14:49this is called greatness
00:14:51secondly
00:14:52even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:55you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:59what did you just call me
00:15:03there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:05and you're standing in my way
00:15:07don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:11now stop getting in my way
00:15:14or i promise you
00:15:15you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:18oh yeah
00:15:18hey you want to see real pain
00:15:20where's the dog
00:15:21well put down the dog
00:15:22with pleasure
00:15:39left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:45you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:51she's been poisoned
00:15:54it was her
00:15:55do you see any poison on me
00:15:57medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:00but in the wrong hands
00:16:01it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:04this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:07do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:09of course
00:16:10i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:14if i want to save someone
00:16:15even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:33why is she spitting blood
00:16:35this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:36i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:40angel herbalist
00:16:41this is what i call
00:16:43malpractice
00:16:45this isn't fatal
00:16:46she'll live
00:16:47but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:49well
00:16:50where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:52jacuzzi is ready
00:16:53right this way
00:16:54wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:56what the hell is going on
00:16:57you say you want your son to live on
00:16:59to give you tons of grandchildren don't you
00:17:01then stop getting in my way
00:17:03every second counts
00:17:06let's go for a dip
00:17:07shall we
00:17:12general armstrong
00:17:13your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:16are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:21hold on
00:17:21you two are going in there
00:17:23alone
00:17:24if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:28then sure
00:17:29invite everyone in
00:17:31all right
00:17:32but i warn you
00:17:33no funny business
00:17:35no funny business
00:17:37no funny business
00:18:02is uh how you join in there
00:18:29when they show up
00:18:30yeah
00:18:30kind of
00:18:30do her
00:18:32don't
00:18:32not
00:18:36you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:41armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:48that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:53stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:00that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
00:19:09shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:15background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:20you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:36i told you all to stay out
00:19:43this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:52i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:58i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:04you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:11i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:19steal the
00:20:19hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:24takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:32you regain consciousness
00:20:44help me i just want
00:20:51something's wrong
00:20:54you were drunk with an athrodisiac
00:20:57lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:02that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:11sir
00:21:12the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:17my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:23to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:35right he writes the wrong
00:21:44who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:49good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me who are your fucking spy
00:21:58talk i swear to god we'll have you arrested for this
00:22:03you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:08i would never oh really
00:22:23look who's guilty now
00:22:27look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:32attracted to
00:22:34a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:43you're distracted me with your phone and i'm a professional i hear lysander's voice captain do
00:22:49something now ready we're almost there aim get him boys get him fire fire
00:23:23those davis seals how is this possible it's it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:31of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not
00:23:37the dark witch young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even
00:23:44have the skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen
00:23:50angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can
00:23:56except for
00:23:56the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie
00:24:02must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess maybe this homeless girl
00:24:12is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us but
00:24:19how could
00:24:19you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie you're wrong sir this
00:24:25homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander it's called borderline revival
00:24:31she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your
00:24:40eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you
00:24:46can
00:24:47to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right now naked in a
00:24:54jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the witch doctor only i know the
00:25:01right
00:25:01techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever
00:25:09your heart
00:25:09desires i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden badge
00:25:16a bachelor away from me this isn't the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life so
00:25:26we can
00:25:26both survive
00:25:45it's poison gas poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas my son
00:25:55is
00:25:55in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her only care
00:26:01about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:08and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:16i made a promise to you that i'd save you but it's now or never
00:26:33what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:39they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:46brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:51door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:57that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:03captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:10her bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back
00:27:16suck ready aim oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:40the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:48don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:54otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:28:00tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:06for
00:28:06yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't
00:28:14punish her i will don't hurt her
00:28:31his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:38there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:49miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:54and his heart is strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical
00:29:03advice from those with ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled
00:29:09hands i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic
00:29:15again wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field
00:29:33of
00:29:33healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old and you don't look
00:29:40a day
00:29:40after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters is that the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid
00:29:47your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother take care no wait miss trixie we still
00:29:53haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right we are men of our words and as i promised you
00:29:59my
00:29:59heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him and you did just that of course you're
00:30:05welcome
00:30:05to marry me instead i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:17already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:23and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:29got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but
00:30:34you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really
00:30:42i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:49tricksy it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you i must go
00:31:03hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck she's
00:31:12even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:17marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:23i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:30oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:48you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:54licenses we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:07she's no average jane no she isn't she said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these
00:32:12special
00:32:13skills why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll but think about
00:32:18the impenetrable walls no normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't
00:32:24care i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my
00:32:28life she won my heart
00:32:30over too but if my bestest big row wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need
00:32:36help finding
00:32:37three wedding gifts
00:32:43i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:51now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:57name on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:33:01fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:15grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you
00:33:22for your best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:35you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:42yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:48do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:53life
00:33:53when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:01that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:07i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:15oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:25she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:31and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:34:39look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential
00:34:48contract i gave her
00:34:55you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:35:00marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:11oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful
00:35:18cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you
00:35:25were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:33poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:37what is he talking about you see show her bob
00:35:45this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this
00:35:50house on her own she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor
00:35:56nobody like
00:35:57you even if you got no game i got street cred i gotta keep you dig the word you're looking
00:36:02for is
00:36:03dignity and you're one to speak cheater is this true tricksy
00:36:13i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:18so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:25what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a
00:36:31downgrade
00:36:36enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:52at your wedding i will
00:36:55if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend why
00:37:01should i do
00:37:01good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:08fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:15again do you remember that
00:37:24tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:31grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions trillions
00:37:41that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited from
00:37:48aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands that's how i was able to
00:37:55give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name
00:38:02knowing how she betrayed you but please tricksy dear i know it must broken your heart but embellishing
00:38:10your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just
00:38:17yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:22i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything back
00:38:29from butch and i'm giving it back to charity you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will
00:38:34meet someone who will treat you right who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:48he said tricksy's crashing my wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to extort
00:38:55you now that she knows you're rich as fuck one hope when nobody steps on snake snake bites back
00:39:02hard so let her come and embarrass herself yeah you mean we broadcast that video of me
00:39:14yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the
00:39:20whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my presidential glow up let's turn this party
00:39:25into her funeral
00:39:33there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:42sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:47he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:52well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so
00:39:56she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:59fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:03we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:09and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:14yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:34welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we getting
00:40:40married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:45biomedical company to go public
00:40:50congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:53like him still butch is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:59you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a partay after all i see
00:41:06some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:11the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:17it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:23we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:30not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:56you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from
00:42:01this oncoming train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:05uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:13trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:16i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:22me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:27what
00:42:28evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire
00:42:34ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me and you're nothing
00:42:39but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me she'll see everyone but already cut ties
00:42:49with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up
00:42:55to me
00:42:55this is what poor sad girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa
00:43:04you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:09especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:16you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly have
00:43:24a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble beginnings
00:43:31marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now that greed
00:43:38has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us rich girls
00:43:44do they
00:43:46steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa tramples you any
00:43:54day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold digger quick
00:44:01somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone she'll make her sup don't
00:44:06listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking leech i don't even have to lift a finger and
00:44:12you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch you may look and sound like
00:44:18a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what i always couldn't stand about
00:44:24you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about
00:44:31yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie because i've got the material goods
00:44:37you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen because i'm the one who's doing the
00:44:42choosing see this
00:44:57oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:04the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:10you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:17home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:24the guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:29and here she
00:45:29is like a good little uh peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:38you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:52you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:57i'm giving it to charity
00:46:06bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:11can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just
00:46:15toss
00:46:15away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten
00:46:21delusional and
00:46:22you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:27scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:32doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die
00:46:43we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:47wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:52let's go
00:46:57you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:03including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:10he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:14you're an unskilled unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:21to heal someone like general lysander armstrong no one here is gonna believe you if you really cured
00:47:26the incurable general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be
00:47:33humiliated trixie show them butch
00:47:41see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a pre-loading beggar
00:47:49she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:55sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:48:03president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:48:09like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:48:14poor
00:48:15do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're
00:48:22as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will
00:48:28drop a couple bucks in your tin can i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our
00:48:36friendship marissa which is why i came here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and
00:48:41admit to your backstabbing but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than
00:48:49you standing on street corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual
00:48:56services well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back
00:49:04no man will marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal
00:49:12prostitute
00:49:23how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:30don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:35save
00:49:36you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blow job
00:49:46in front of
00:49:47everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to i don't
00:49:52need to be
00:49:53the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:49:58before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but you weren't
00:50:05good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my party so you either
00:50:12get the out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i quite like it here
00:50:19two
00:50:31uh oh
00:50:32this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:38nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:47it's
00:50:59Who the hell is this?
00:51:04I'm sorry that I'm late. Did they hurt you?
00:51:07No, I'm fine.
00:51:09But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:13You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:16I'm a man of my word.
00:51:18They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:20Really, it was nothing.
00:51:22I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:25not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:33I see what this is.
00:51:34You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:36Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:38Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:40She waited for you for three years.
00:51:41This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:46Virtue?
00:51:48Don't make me laugh.
00:51:50She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:52No man with a hundred-foot pole would want to touch her.
00:51:56She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:03I see her in the Marines.
00:52:06I'm a major.
00:52:08Look, man.
00:52:08I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:14but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:18Ow!
00:52:19Ow!
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ah!
00:52:22Ah!
00:52:23A real man never talks about a woman, no way.
00:52:27You're a coward.
00:52:38We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:42You're very gracious Trixie, you know that?
00:52:47You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:49So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:51You understand?
00:52:52You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:54I'm a fucking major!
00:52:56You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:59I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:01Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:03I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:05What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:09He was just a supply boy.
00:53:13War hero?
00:53:15Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:18Poor girl.
00:53:19Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:23A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:26Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:31With a bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:34What a pair.
00:53:36Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:40Maybe we should try to pay some off some more, don't you think?
00:53:44Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:53What is all this?
00:53:55Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:59But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:04I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:54:08It's not in my nature.
00:54:10I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:13Listen, Trixie.
00:54:14I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:20So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:23So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:27This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:32Oscar worthy.
00:54:33Oscar worthy.
00:54:35No.
00:54:36First gift.
00:54:41Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:44So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:47Worth $500 million, previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:53Second guess.
00:54:56This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.
00:55:01Which is now yours.
00:55:02Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:05Must be that easy.
00:55:06They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:09They've got nothing left.
00:55:11Why, Sander.
00:55:12I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:13No, look.
00:55:14I know.
00:55:15I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:18Okay?
00:55:19Which is exactly why, well, my third gift is, um...
00:55:23Well.
00:55:39Cleo!
00:55:41Hey!
00:55:42Oh my god.
00:55:44You found my dog.
00:55:49Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:51But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:54Trixie Amore.
00:55:58Will you marry me?
00:56:01You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:07Yes.
00:56:08I will marry you.
00:56:25Go, go, power couple.
00:56:28Woo!
00:56:29Okay, stop.
00:56:30The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:34Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:38No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:44Hey.
00:56:45I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife.
00:56:49Which means that she will be treated as, and cherished as, the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:54Understand?
00:56:59You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:57:03This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:13As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:20Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:24Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:29I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:33Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:35Come on, Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:36Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:38What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:42Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:44She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:48Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:51She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:56I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:01I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:04I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:07Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:15Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:16Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:20Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:23Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:33Uh, hello?
00:58:34Yes.
00:58:38What?!
00:58:42I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:52Hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:56That was a real call?
00:58:57People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:59My company's dead!
00:59:00It evaporated!
00:59:02It's the thin air!
00:59:06That's impossible!
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What did you do?
00:59:11Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:14And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:18Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:21Then that means...
00:59:24You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:27The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:31Trixie's married.
00:59:33The famed war hero.
00:59:34The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:37Trixie?
00:59:39Now you believe me?
00:59:40Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:44There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:46You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:49It's awesome.
00:59:50It's awesome.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:52It's awesome.
00:59:58I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:00Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:05Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:10Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:18I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:24Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:29Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:32I don't blame her at all.
01:00:33Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:35Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:37Fine.
01:00:38But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:40I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4218 years old.
01:00:44Fresh for the taking.
01:00:52I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:55Thank you, Devon.
01:00:57Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend,
01:01:02by stealing my fiancé.
01:01:04But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:08You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:10No, to all of humanity.
01:01:11So now, everything that I've ever given you to,
01:01:15I'm taking it all back.
01:01:19Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:23They're imposters.
01:01:28I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled,
01:01:33because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:35So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:38The goddess healer?
01:01:39You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:45Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:49The goddess healer's motto is,
01:01:52the right rewrites the wrong, the left leaves the wrong bereft.
01:01:56That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:58The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:02In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:06So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:12Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:13If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products,
01:02:17who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:19We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:22She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:26FBI!
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:34Gotcha.
01:02:39Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:42No, don't arrest her!
01:02:44Trixie's a good person.
01:02:46Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:48Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:52The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:55We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:58Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:03She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:06Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:12out.
01:03:13She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:16My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:19She's an angel, descended from heaven.
01:03:26You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:30My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:32He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:36Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:39And that's why it's twice the crime for stealing his identity.
01:03:43General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:47And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:52I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:56But I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:02If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:05But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:07You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:08Let's go!
01:04:32Get him!
01:04:33If you can.
01:04:36If you can.
01:05:03Get him!
01:05:03Get him!
01:05:05Get him!
01:05:18Get him!
01:05:24Is that enough pain?
01:05:26Or do you want more?
01:05:30No.
01:05:35Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:40Drama.
01:05:42Meet my new fiance.
01:05:46Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:48He's so manly.
01:05:50Much better than your last one.
01:05:52I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:55It's Butch's loss.
01:05:57Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.
01:05:59She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:05Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:07I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:10Drown out the poor!
01:06:11Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:14Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:17Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:19See Trixie?
01:06:19You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:22You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:26We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:28So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:33Let them eat cake!
01:06:34Hmm.
01:06:44You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:46Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:47Attack!
01:07:05You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:13What the fuck was that?
01:07:15I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:17I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:27Dammit!
01:07:30You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:33That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:35Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:37We're cornered.
01:07:38I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:40Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:43I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:46They will be punished.
01:07:50Now hold still for me.
01:07:54Right.
01:07:55Ray rides the road.
01:08:06Holy fuck!
01:08:08Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:09By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:11Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:17I'm all better now.
01:08:18Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:20See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:23No. Please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:27Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:28Sure.
01:08:30You hear that?
01:08:31She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:34She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:37While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:41Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:46I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:49And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:51God?
01:08:52Wrong.
01:08:54But you're close.
01:08:56Bullshit!
01:08:57I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:02You wanna cross the line so bad? Then let's see you try.
01:09:05Charge!
01:09:06Charge!
01:09:15The hell is this?
01:09:17This is the line between life and death.
01:09:21Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:24I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:29You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:31What if it's a trap? That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:34We ain't afraid of her. She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:38Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:41I will!
01:09:45Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:54I'm fine. Nothing happened.
01:09:57You'll see soon enough.
01:09:58Oh, please. I really wanna die.
01:10:01And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:03I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:06Whoops! Just crossed it again.
01:10:08Whoops! And again.
01:10:10Nothing's happening-
01:10:25What did you do to my brother?
01:10:27I didn't do anything. Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:32I suggest you take him to the U.R. if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:37Come on. Major.
01:10:40Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:41How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:43See, this must be an illusion!
01:10:48Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:51Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:00You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:03Oh, please. You hurt us first.
01:11:06At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:09But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:14Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:18You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:21You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:26When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:32Don't touch my wife.
01:11:36And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:41You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:45it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:47That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:51Oh, really?
01:11:52Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:55You've got nothing on me.
01:12:01Yes.
01:12:02Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:08Goddess!
01:12:09Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:12Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:17Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:22Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:26God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:29I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:32You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:34A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:37Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:39I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:41Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:45You hear that, everyone?
01:12:46There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:52She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:56so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:58No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:01Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:06Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:14Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:21and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:25Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:30I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:33You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:39Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:43It ain't working.
01:13:44You can't just fake the...
01:13:48Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:53Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:58And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:06No.
01:14:07Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:10You saved me.
01:14:12Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:19We'll riot against you now.
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:29The Vice President arrives!
01:14:46Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:52You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:54Wait, what?
01:14:57He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:59No, no. We've been through this already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:03This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:10But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:14Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:16What I mean is...
01:15:19You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:22And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:25The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:29And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:32He is the General.
01:15:35Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:37Did you hear that?
01:15:39Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:43So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:46We got the VP and the President.
01:15:49On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:53I told you.
01:15:54Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:15:57Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:06Hurry!
01:16:07The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:11You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:13My brother is a war hero.
01:16:15He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:18He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:20If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:22You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:25Not just your brother.
01:16:28Yeah. It's okay.
01:16:31Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:34I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:39And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:41I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:47I truly saved a good man.
01:16:54I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:57And what can you do about it?
01:16:59Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:02My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:07Let's try it out on them.
01:17:10Hold on, Mr. Vice President, there's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:13Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:16Despicable!
01:17:16What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:22Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:26Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:31Oh!
01:17:40Shoot!
01:17:41Wait, that's the President!
01:17:55No!
01:17:56Hey, idiots!
01:18:03Oh my gosh!
01:18:05I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:18:07That was...
01:18:08They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:12What is this?
01:18:13Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:17This is a war crime.
01:18:19These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:21You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:23I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:26With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:28And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:32What are you doing? Reverse the poison!
01:18:35And take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:37That is easy.
01:18:39There's no need.
01:18:40I'll save everyone.
01:18:55It's raining gold!
01:18:59What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:19:06She... she... she is...
01:19:08She is a criminal!
01:19:10Don't worry, Madame President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:13I'd be quiet if I were you. Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:17healed up.
01:19:18What are you talking about?
01:19:20The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:32This contract?
01:19:34Yeah! Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:55My contract, you bitch!
01:19:57And that's not all.
01:20:10This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:13There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize?
01:20:17Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:21You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:26And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:29So prepare yourself.
01:20:30Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:33What are you going to do? The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the
01:20:41world.
01:20:41You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:45Madame President, you've recovered now. So what's your final decision?
01:20:52I'll...
01:20:52She's going to give me my billion dollar!
01:21:00I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:07Why are you attacking me, Madame President?
01:21:09You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:12You wish, you idiot!
01:21:16I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:21I-I-I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing!
01:21:29And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:34You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:38The one and only.
01:21:43And it's...
01:21:45Her.
01:21:51...
01:21:56...
01:21:56...
01:21:56...
01:21:57...
01:22:14You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?
01:22:16How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:19Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:23I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:26To help those in need.
01:22:28And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:31No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:37Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:40That was her golden ticket.
01:22:42You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:44But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:49No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:55It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:57Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:58She's an amazing person.
01:23:00And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:04She's going to be my wife.
01:23:05Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:14I love you.
01:23:28All her gold.
01:23:29All her glory.
01:23:31All that could have been mine.
01:23:32This is all your fault.
01:23:34This is all...
01:23:35You seduce me!
01:23:38You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:42Please, Trixie.
01:23:43Give me another chance.
01:23:46I want to be rich again.
01:23:48I'll be your slave.
01:23:49Against the ground you walk on.
01:23:51You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:53But it's too late now.
01:23:55All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:00You two should be locked up.
01:24:01And she shall.
01:24:03For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:06arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:09It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:11I never loved you.
01:24:12It's your fault!
01:24:13I was only with you for your money.
01:24:15I didn't care.
01:24:16You were rich.
01:24:17I'll see myself now.
01:24:20Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:22We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:25My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:29I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:31That is why I saved you.
01:24:33With these healing hands,
01:24:35I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:39Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:45Let's party!
01:24:46Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:49Right now?
01:24:49Yes!
01:24:51Well.
01:24:52Woo!
01:24:54Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:59I do.
01:25:00I do.
01:25:01You may kiss the bride.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:06Go boopBigMe.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
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