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Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) Part Two (ENG) HD [Full Movie] [Must See]Full EP - Full
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00:18Do you want me to come in?
00:19I could come up with you.
00:22No.
00:23All right.
00:25Will you meet me for breakfast?
00:28I'm supposed to get you to the boat by 10, but I could meet you for breakfast.
00:33Okay.
00:34I told you I was a flibber to jib it.
00:56Whatever goes to you, whatever goes to you, I need not, I wait and I wait.
01:11Why is my heart on the roof without you?
01:17A tiny life upon the sea.
01:24My heart is so afraid You have broken away
01:32Tell me, darling, I pray You will come to me soon
01:41What do you think?
01:45Mr. Rivett
01:46I'm sorry I was so grotesque last night
01:50You were fine
01:51I disappointed you
01:55So what did daddy hire you to do?
01:59It's kind of complicated
02:01Okay, don't tell me
02:03Thank you
02:05I bet Patricia knows
02:06Who's Patricia?
02:08She's my half-sister
02:09She's the one who's sailing you wherever you're going
02:11She is?
02:13You didn't know?
02:14No
02:16Daddy loves a secret almost as much as he loves money
02:23Can I ask you something?
02:26What?
02:27Why are you dressed like Jungle Gem?
02:30I could change
02:32You think this is inappropriate for the boat?
02:39No, it's fine
02:43We better get going
02:45I've got a guy dropping your trunks off at the marina
02:48Who may or may not have understood my travel directions
02:51Come on
02:53Andele, andele
02:58Is that it?
02:59Yeah
03:02What's the trunks, Felix?
03:04Oh, those are...
03:06Well, my name's not Felix, it's Joe
03:08I know
03:14That's your half-sister?
03:16Yeah
03:17That outfit's wearing you, Felix
03:20Why are you calling me Felix?
03:21My name is Joe
03:22I'm calling you Felix because I do what I want
03:26Hello, Angelica
03:27Hello, Patricia
03:28Do you know where Daddy is?
03:31See, we never know where our father is
03:33And we always suspect that the other one knows
03:35But it's all phone calls and telegrams, eh, Angelica?
03:38Well, you're in a rotten mood
03:42It's the sunshine
03:43Gets me down
03:45Where are you going?
03:46Can you believe it?
03:47Dad said not to tell you
03:49Goes with my theory
03:50Power makes you paranoid
03:53Well, get ready to heave, Felix
03:55My name is Joseph or Joe
04:00All right, Joe
04:01Get ready, we're leaving
04:05Wish me luck
04:06Good luck
04:09You're shaking
04:11Damn
04:13Good luck
04:14Good luck
04:28Wow
05:30We eat well aboard the Tweedledee.
05:32The Tweedledee?
05:33Yeah, it's the name of the boat.
05:35Oh.
05:37So, we're going to the island of Waponiwu.
05:40I guess so.
05:42Why?
05:43You don't know?
05:44No.
05:46You ever been there before?
05:47No.
05:48All I know about Waponiwu is that the name means little island with a big volcano, and that the people,
05:54the Waponis, like orange soda.
05:57They like orange soda?
05:58Yeah.
05:58About 1,800 years ago, a Roman galley with a crew of Jews and Druids got caught in a huge
06:05storm off Carthage.
06:06They were swept 1,000 miles off course and ended up on the wrong side of the Horn of Africa.
06:12Thinking they were returning to Rome, they sailed deep into the South Pacific and finally ended up colonizing a lightly
06:18populated Polynesian island, which they named Waponiwu.
06:22Thus was born the Waponi culture, a mixture of Polynesian, Celtic, Hebrew, and Latin influences.
06:28The Waponis are known throughout Polynesia as having a peculiar love of orange soda and no sense of direction.
06:35Why did you talk to me so snotty back on the dock?
06:41Because you work for my father, and I'm angry with my father.
06:45Why are you angry with him?
06:47Because he's never around.
06:49Well, if you're angry with him and he's never around, why are you working for him?
06:52I don't work for him. My transport of you is strictly a favor.
06:56You do favors for people you're mad at?
06:58I don't work for him.
07:01All right.
07:03He said he'd give me this boat if I took you.
07:07Wow.
07:08Well, he's got two of them.
07:11This is the Tweedledee. There's a Tweedledum, too.
07:13Well, I guess that makes everything okay, then.
07:16Yes, it does.
07:27Is this okay for you?
07:28Oh, sure.
07:31The boys like to sleep in the hole.
07:33Dagmar sleeps on deck when the weather's good.
07:35So you pretty much have things to yourself.
07:37I'm in the little stateroom.
07:39Great.
07:45I'm sorry I was so rude on the dock.
07:47It's okay.
07:51Did you sleep with my sister?
07:56No.
07:57Actually, she's my half-sister.
08:02No, I didn't.
08:03Okay.
08:04Do you like to fish?
08:07Sure.
08:08Maybe tomorrow we can do some fishing.
08:10Okay.
08:10Okay.
08:14Uh, this is the light switch.
08:16Did Mike show you how to work the bathroom?
08:17Yeah.
08:19Good.
08:23Do you want me to turn it off while I go?
08:26Okay.
08:33I love my sister.
08:34I know she's screwed up.
08:37I love my father, even though I never see him.
08:40And he's not so great when I do see him.
08:44I'm just very nervous about this trip.
08:46He didn't tell me anything, and you don't seem to be telling me anything.
08:49But it's more than that.
08:55I've always kept clear of my father's stuff ever since I got out on my own,
08:59and now he's pulled me back in.
09:01He knew I wanted this boat, and he used it, and he got me working for him,
09:04which I swore I would never do.
09:10I feel ashamed.
09:14Because I had a price.
09:17He named it, and now I know that about myself.
09:23And I could treat you like I did back out on the dock,
09:25but that would be me kicking myself for selling out,
09:30which isn't fair to you.
09:33Doesn't make me feel any better.
09:38I don't know what your situation is,
09:40but I wanted you to know what mine is.
09:43Not just to explain some rude behavior,
09:46but because
09:49we're on a little boat for a while,
09:51and I'm soul-sick,
09:55and you're going to see that.
10:01Like my sister, she's soul-sick, too.
10:03And if you slept with her,
10:06then I would have known something about you.
10:10But you didn't.
10:13No, you didn't.
10:15And then I believe you.
10:19I'm glad you believe me.
10:22Have you ever slept on a boat before?
10:26No.
10:27It really affects your dreams.
10:30I look forward to it,
10:31even though sometimes the dreams really shake me up.
10:35Okay.
10:38Good night.
11:01I was feeling so bad
11:09My family doctor, just what I had
11:12I said, doctor, Mr. Empty
11:17Now can you tell me what Empty needs
11:22He said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
11:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
11:28Empty
11:30All I really need
11:33Now give me that good, good love
11:36All I need is love
11:38Good love, good loving, baby
11:40Good love
11:45Honey, please
11:47Speed me tight
11:49Speed me tight
11:50Don't you want your baby to be alright
11:53Be alright
11:54I said, baby
11:57It's for sure
11:58It's for sure
12:00I got the feel, yeah
12:02You got the cue
12:03How to cue
12:04Everybody, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
12:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
12:12All I really need
12:14Good love
12:16Come on, now give me that love
12:17Good love
12:18All I need is love
12:20Good love
12:20Good love, baby, baby
12:22Good love
12:23Come on, now give me that love
12:25Good love
12:25All I need is love
12:27Good love
12:28Good love, baby, baby
12:29Good love
12:42so i'm leaving you on this island that's right how long for the rest of my life
12:50i can't imagine that are you used to this what the ocean the stars
12:57oh you never get used to it why do you think i want this boat all i want to do
13:05is sail away
13:07where would you go away from the things of man
13:19do you believe in god i believe in myself
13:25what does that mean i have confidence in myself
13:31and i've been doing some soul searching lately been asking myself some pretty tough questions you
13:35know what i found out i have no interest in myself i start thinking about myself i get bored out
13:44of my
13:44mind well what does interest you i don't know courage courage interests me so you're gonna
13:55spend the rest of your life on a tiny island in the south pacific well until now i've lived on
14:00a tiny
14:01island called staten island commuted to this job shut up room pumped in air no sunshine despicable people
14:10and now that i have some distance from that situation i find that unbelievable your life seems
14:17unbelievable to me all of this like life seems unbelievable to me
14:27my father says that almost the whole world is asleep everybody you know everybody you see everybody you
14:32talk to he says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total
14:40amazement
14:49i have less than six months to live for ponies believe they need a human sacrifice or their island is
14:54going to sink into the ocean they have this mineral your father wants so he hired me to leap into
14:58their
14:58volcano what you're not going to make me say that again are you no
15:09well aren't you going to say anything
15:15well i don't know what to say you tell me you're dying you tell me you're jumping into a volcano
15:19my mind is a blank oh i can understand that is this disease catching no no no
15:32good night then i'll see you in the morning
15:43it's a little weird today huh there's a typhoon warning good morning mr banks good morning
15:51looks like we're in for a blow
16:09can i help
16:11yeah you could tie that up
16:14feels dead doesn't it
16:17yeah it does
16:20mike yeah get below start the engine tell tony to head us into the wind and keep us into the
16:26wind
16:27there isn't any wind there will be
16:31are you worried i think we'll be all right the hatches are down the sails are down we're ahead of
16:37the game
16:41are you worried?
16:42what exactly is a typhoon?
16:46you know joe i think you're gonna find out
16:56hey look
17:00ah
17:01Come on, come on!
17:16Mayday, mayday. This is the Tweedledee.
17:18Latitude 10 degrees, 8 minutes south.
17:20Longitude approximately 150 degrees, 18 minutes west.
17:23We are in severe distress.
17:25What else should I do?
17:27Don't go on deck. The engines just check on deck.
17:31Mayday.
17:34Dagmar, is everything okay?
17:36It looks good, but I'm going to stay with you.
17:40Take care of the petition.
17:46150 degrees, 18 minutes west. Severe distress.
17:50No way is anybody getting this.
17:52How's Dagmar?
17:53She's okay.
17:54The main boob doesn't look secure.
17:57What?
17:57Looks like it's gonna bust loose.
18:02What are you doing?
18:04It's my boat.
18:06I'm not going to be a force.
18:07I do not want to escape and cry.
18:18Sorry.
18:19I said goodbye.
18:20Two minutes.
18:21One minute.
18:22Talote, you see these.
18:23One minute.
18:24Two minutes.
18:25One minute.
18:35You know which way?
18:49Are you all right?
18:51Oh, I think so.
19:06Oh, I think so.
19:37Put your job!
20:14Oh, I think so.
20:34Oh, I think so.
20:58Oh, I think so.
21:02Oh, I think so.
21:08Oh, I think so.
21:19Oh, I think so.
21:25Oh, I think so.
21:40Oh, I think so.
21:49Oh, I think so.
21:53Oh, I think so.
22:16Oh, I think so.
22:25Oh, I think so.
22:44Oh, I think so.
22:53Oh, I think so.
22:58Oh, I think so.
23:04Oh, I think so.
23:08Oh, yeah.
23:27Well, love, love you, darling, come and go with me,
23:34Come with me, baby, I'm the sea, I need you, darling, so come go with me.
23:45Come, come, come, come into my heart, darling, we will never fight,
23:53I need you, darling, so come go with me.
24:10Hey, hee-oh, hee-oh, cowboy.
24:14Hey, hee-oh, hee-oh.
24:18Hey, hee-oh, hee-oh, cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, under the moon.
24:25I was riding my horse by the Rio Grande.
24:35And all of them coyotes singing in a prairie symphony.
24:42I was riding my horse down by the Rio Grande.
24:51When I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy riding towards me.
24:59Hey, hee-oh, hee-oh, cowboy.
25:03Hey, hee-oh, hee-oh, hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo.
25:07Hey, hee-oh, hee-oh, cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, under the moon.
25:19Giddy up.
25:39I cover the waterfront.
25:46I'm watching the sea.
26:05I cover the waterfront in search of my love.
26:17And I'm covered by a starless sky above.
26:30Here am I, patiently waiting, hoping and longing.
26:40Oh, how are you?
26:44Where are you?
26:46Where were you?
26:49Now.
26:52Oh, oh, oh.
26:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
27:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
28:03Dear God, whose name I do not know, thank you for my life.
28:16I forgot how big.
28:29Thank you for my life.
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