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Till Divorce Do Us Part Englishsub
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00:00:01It's such a taggy wedding.
00:00:03My cousin has such bad taste.
00:00:06But at least that Jack Steel will be all mine.
00:00:10If anyone here objects to this union,
00:00:14please speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:00:17Stop!
00:00:19Stop the wedding!
00:00:21Stop the wedding!
00:00:22What in God's name?
00:00:23Miss Everhart, my sincerest apologies.
00:00:26My name is Dominic Pettigrew.
00:00:27I come from the High Court
00:00:28and it appears that your husband never signed his divorce papers.
00:00:31What?
00:00:32What?
00:00:33Your ex-husband, he never finalized the divorce.
00:00:38Which makes her...
00:00:40Which makes you...
00:00:41Which makes me...
00:00:43Still married.
00:00:46Mother!
00:00:48That's impossible.
00:00:49He never signed the papers, miss.
00:00:54Honey, it's okay. I'm gonna fix this, okay?
00:00:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:01:12Your ex-husband.
00:01:16OUGH!
00:01:18OUGH!
00:01:19OUGH!
00:01:20OUGH!
00:01:26out get out get out of here someone get her out of here you low rent urchin i knew you
00:01:32weren't good
00:01:32enough for my george i promise i can make this better i swear my perfect cousin she always
00:01:38ruins everything but wait who are you married to jack's steel
00:01:53what the fuck do you mind oh sorry didn't realize we're being so formal
00:02:03that's my cue thanks for the quickie stud some things never change it's now a bad time to ask
00:02:12why you're in a wedding dress i'm getting married
00:02:18what what do you mean you're getting married hell oh wow this place hasn't changed much
00:02:24since i left except this one's like 10 times bigger than the old one you impressed give me a break
00:02:34you know i built wild man media to win you back that smooth operator shit doesn't work on me anymore
00:02:40so what happened to you cake fight back it's a long story
00:02:50oh my god can you just get rid of those already come on admit it we were a hell of
00:02:56a team
00:02:58climbing mountains chasing storms scaling volcanoes i took the pictures you wrote the story
00:03:06jacks we're still married holy shit what you didn't sign the papers
00:03:15papers
00:03:15is that supposed to sign papers oh my god are you ever gonna grow up
00:03:20it's like you're still in high school well you don't like to be enough in high school to marry me
00:03:23when we graduated we're supposed to be divorced jack
00:03:30you want to kiss me right now don't you
00:03:37that is husband abuse well good thing you're not my husband
00:03:41apparently i am mrs steel
00:03:43oh that is a nice ring to it actually does not does too
00:03:47we are not the same people anymore jacks
00:03:50i want stability a family
00:03:55peace i want george george
00:03:58wouldn't you like how curious he is about you does he love bananas he's a loser i know that
00:04:03no actually he's sweet predictable
00:04:08safe code for boring
00:04:11admit it you loved our life you loved the rush
00:04:15i hated worrying about you and your parties and girls
00:04:18you love me
00:04:21you gave me no choice
00:04:23i never stopped loving you
00:04:24well i'm marrying another man now and i need you to
00:04:36frosty
00:04:37don't
00:04:43sweet
00:04:45you're
00:04:46crazy about you
00:04:55stop no i can't
00:04:57what
00:04:58you were just screwing another woman like five minutes ago and then this
00:05:02right but i don't care about her this is you and me
00:05:03no no i can't this is a mistake
00:05:07no gorge george is a mistake
00:05:09no he isn't
00:05:10i love him and i'm going to marry him this this didn't happen
00:05:15el come on
00:05:16sign the papers jacks
00:05:27damn you skunk
00:05:30i'll take you down and then i'll take jacks
00:05:35we're having another wedding bigger better grand enough to erase the disaster that you made
00:05:41are the first one
00:05:42why don't we do something a little more quiet countryside wedding instead
00:05:47oh don't you dare that whole fiasco is all anyone is talking about if you think you can drag this
00:05:55family through the mud
00:05:56can you tell her please
00:05:59maybe mother's right dear
00:06:02george
00:06:02there even my son agrees
00:06:05and that ex-husband of yours
00:06:07if you want to marry my son
00:06:10you will get rid of him
00:06:12don't worry by the time i'm done with jack steel he'll be begging for a divorce
00:06:18george you must do something about this jack steel
00:06:21if this wedding collapses you are out of the will
00:06:24but mother he's bigger than me
00:06:26oh for the love of god
00:06:28man up
00:06:38excuse me sir
00:06:39could i bother you to open this
00:06:41i'm not strong enough
00:06:45i'll see what i can do
00:06:52there you are dear
00:06:56it's betsy
00:07:08el el el you need to tell me what is going on right now
00:07:11hi honey i'm so glad you're here
00:07:14i decided i wanted to pull a little bit deeper
00:07:17and i put some outdoor showers and four solid gold toilets
00:07:22oh and our rolls royce yacht is coming later
00:07:24what the hell how are you paying for all that
00:07:26our joint credit card
00:07:27you never closed it
00:07:32sign this
00:07:33and the nightmare ends
00:07:44i love
00:07:46your fastedness
00:07:48always have
00:07:50all of us will
00:08:10hi snookums
00:08:17tuna casserole your favorite
00:08:21what the hell happened to my house
00:08:24well you won't give me a divorce so i thought i'd act like a wife
00:08:28come on
00:08:30sit down silly willy my wifey's gonna feed you
00:08:35open up
00:08:36no i'm really not talking
00:08:37yeah
00:08:42how is it
00:08:43you like it
00:08:47it's delicious
00:08:50come on
00:08:51sit on my lap
00:08:51let's make it authentic
00:08:53you son of a
00:08:56hey what the hell
00:09:03my god
00:09:07i love that woman
00:09:16oh honey
00:09:18look what i brought you
00:09:22come to dump those on my head too
00:09:24no
00:09:25actually
00:09:26it's a peace offering
00:09:28i heard about your gallery this evening
00:09:30and i wanted to get you some good luck brownies
00:09:34how thoughtful
00:09:36mm-hmm
00:09:38you know the owner of azarica island will be there too
00:09:41oh
00:09:42i want to impress him
00:09:43and i want to buy the island
00:09:45you want to buy the island that we honeymoved
00:09:48mm-hmm
00:09:58you still make the best brownies in the world
00:10:00enjoy
00:10:09this is remarkable
00:10:11i would like to add it into my collection
00:10:13i bet that's a great idea
00:10:15this will look great on azarica island yeah
00:10:17hmm
00:10:19and speaking of i want
00:10:24excuse me uh
00:10:25one second
00:10:32i'm so sorry
00:10:33i'm back
00:10:43laxatives in the brownies
00:10:45oldest trick in the book
00:10:49jane i don't know what to do
00:10:52oh el that sounds unbearable
00:10:55it's like every time i push he pulls me in closer
00:10:58every trick i try
00:11:00backfires on me
00:11:02i don't want him
00:11:03i want george
00:11:07i don't know why he can't just let me go
00:11:09it's like he's obsessed with me
00:11:11you need a break
00:11:13let's grab a drink tomorrow night
00:11:15we'll talk things through
00:11:17i promise
00:11:18we'll figure something out
00:11:21thanks jane
00:11:23i'm sorry to burden you with all this drama
00:11:25i mean
00:11:26you're just the only one i can talk to
00:11:29of course cuz
00:11:31what is family for if not for this
00:11:43why is he so obsessed with me
00:11:48always the star
00:11:50little miss perfect
00:11:52but now
00:11:53i'm gonna steal the love of your life
00:12:05then i'm gonna take yours
00:12:11thank you for meeting me here jane
00:12:14i'm coming in with agnes
00:12:16jax
00:12:17george
00:12:18i just really needed someone that i could talk to
00:12:20of course el
00:12:22maybe there's a way to end this before it destroys you
00:12:25what do you mean
00:12:26well maybe jackson needs a distraction
00:12:30somebody to keep him busy
00:12:31then poof
00:12:32you're free
00:12:34he signs the papers
00:12:35and you get to marry george
00:12:38what's your idea
00:12:39pimp out my ex
00:12:40well maybe it doesn't have to be some stranger
00:12:44maybe it could be me
00:12:47you
00:12:47think about it
00:12:48i already know the family
00:12:50so it wouldn't be this bizarre setup or anything like that
00:12:53and i make him fall in love with me
00:12:54and then he forgets you
00:12:55and then he forgets you
00:12:57you date jacks
00:12:58you date jacks
00:13:00if it meant helping you
00:13:03absolutely
00:13:04absolutely
00:13:06that's insane
00:13:07that's insane
00:13:11but that just might work
00:13:15you know what
00:13:18thank you
00:13:18thank you
00:13:19jane
00:13:19did i ever tell you you're my best cousin ever
00:13:23okay to cousins
00:13:24to cousins
00:13:36and then the mighty bangle spun on its tail
00:13:40retreated into the night
00:13:43jacks
00:13:43jacks you are truly remarkable
00:13:45well as are you my friend
00:13:46but i've asked you here to discuss l it is important
00:13:49but first
00:13:51shots
00:13:52bartender
00:13:53uh four shots of tequila please
00:13:54i should probably stick to my chardonnay
00:13:55i'm not much of a tequila man
00:13:58bullshit
00:13:59all men are tequila men
00:14:03after all we need a toast alia
00:14:04of course
00:14:05cheers man
00:14:07cheers
00:14:13oh nice
00:14:16come on
00:14:17winner thorpy
00:14:19open your throat
00:14:20shoot it down
00:14:21let me see a run
00:14:22come on
00:14:26yeah
00:14:26go
00:14:27go
00:14:28go
00:14:35i'm getting a warm
00:14:38feeling
00:14:39yeah
00:14:40i like it
00:14:42bartender
00:14:43another round
00:14:44another round
00:14:45yes
00:14:47now what was it you wanted to discuss
00:14:50i can't remember
00:14:55cheers
00:14:56cheers
00:15:05i wrote this song last night
00:15:09and it just keeps getting higher
00:15:11higher
00:15:16what a delightful melody
00:15:19all right
00:15:28all right
00:15:28all right you're on your own from here on out
00:15:30i love you
00:15:32ma'am
00:15:33night george wainer thorpy
00:15:53hello
00:15:55oh my
00:15:56i'm sorry i was just
00:15:58you're so beautiful
00:15:59not sure
00:16:10yes
00:16:11oh my
00:16:16oh
00:16:16yeah
00:16:16am I
00:16:18ooh
00:16:19ooh
00:16:20ooh
00:16:22ooh
00:16:23ooh
00:16:24ooh
00:16:24ooh
00:16:24ooh
00:16:26ooh
00:16:28whoo
00:16:29ooh
00:16:29ooh
00:16:33Haven't been here since you left.
00:16:37This is where you proposed.
00:16:39Thought it'd be nice to revisit.
00:16:42Good memories.
00:16:45Maybe better ones still.
00:16:48I like to come here to think sometimes.
00:16:55Do you mind?
00:16:58Sure.
00:17:05Look, Jax.
00:17:08I've given this a lot of thought.
00:17:10I really have.
00:17:13But we just can't be together.
00:17:17Listen, I know I was a horrible L.
00:17:20Okay, but I...
00:17:21Please.
00:17:22That's all in the past.
00:17:24George makes me happy now.
00:17:26I can make you happy.
00:17:28We were happy.
00:17:29You know it.
00:17:34Remember senior year when we TP'd the whole school?
00:17:39You were cruising around on roller skates?
00:17:41Oh, my God.
00:17:42The roller skates.
00:17:44I had to run to the football field with those.
00:17:47The cops chasing you.
00:17:48Yeah.
00:17:53Or when you hijacked the school announcements to sing me a love song on my birthday?
00:17:58Yeah.
00:18:00I was suspended for a week.
00:18:02Mm-hmm.
00:18:04Totally worth it.
00:18:17I just...
00:18:19Jax!
00:18:20Jax!
00:18:26Still clumsy.
00:18:28Still mine.
00:18:34Jax.
00:18:40Jax.
00:18:41Jax.
00:18:44Jax.
00:18:448 p.m.
00:18:45Tonight.
00:18:46Be ready.
00:18:47La Rouge.
00:18:49You mean a...
00:18:50A date?
00:18:51A date?
00:18:58A date?
00:19:04Jane.
00:19:05Hi.
00:19:09What are you doing here?
00:19:10Elle said you were meeting me here tonight.
00:19:14Jane, listen.
00:19:16You're wonderful.
00:19:19But this is not right, okay?
00:19:21Not for me.
00:19:22Of course it's right.
00:19:23You just, you haven't realized it yet.
00:19:25Jane, no, I do realize it.
00:19:26And it's just, it's not right.
00:19:27You're just confused because of Elle.
00:19:29But once you forget her,
00:19:31you could fall for me.
00:19:34Sorry, I can't.
00:19:35It's just dinner, one dinner.
00:19:38Look, you don't have to make any decisions tonight.
00:19:40Just give me a chance.
00:19:43I can't give you what you want.
00:19:51Less than I didn't go as planned, but that's okay.
00:19:53That's okay.
00:19:53We'll go to next time, Jane, I promise.
00:19:55I know he'll come around.
00:19:57He has to.
00:19:58You'll see.
00:20:00Um, I'll call you back, okay?
00:20:09Delivery for Mrs. Everhart.
00:20:12Oh my God.
00:20:16Jax.
00:20:24What's all this?
00:20:26Oh, uh, these are from Jax.
00:20:30It's an inside joke from high school.
00:20:35Oh, don't be like that.
00:20:37Why don't you skate with me?
00:20:39Come on, it'll be fun.
00:20:39El, it's not exactly dignified where people are used to skate.
00:20:44Why don't you try to just this once for me, please?
00:20:49All right.
00:20:52Let's go.
00:20:54El, I know what game.
00:20:58Steady.
00:20:59Steady.
00:21:01Steady.
00:21:02Oopsies.
00:21:04Yeah?
00:21:06All right, see?
00:21:08You got it.
00:21:09It's not so rad.
00:21:11I love you, George.
00:21:13I really do.
00:21:14I love you, darling.
00:21:28Jax, I've been...
00:21:29Hey, Jax.
00:21:32Jane?
00:21:32Let's talk.
00:21:37Agnes will be really proud.
00:21:43But what I'd really love to do is the Andes crossing.
00:21:46I've done it.
00:21:47You have?
00:21:49Exquisite.
00:21:50I am so jealous.
00:21:57The real question is...
00:21:59What would you like to ask me?
00:22:02Would you like to dance?
00:22:04Yes.
00:22:22Jax.
00:22:24Jax.
00:22:25Jax.
00:22:39I bet you won't kiss me.
00:22:42I'll take that bet.
00:22:57Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:09What?
00:23:11Let's wait.
00:23:12What for?
00:23:14I just, uh...
00:23:17I want to make it special.
00:23:19Really?
00:23:20Let's go to dinner tomorrow.
00:23:21At a nice place.
00:23:23As a couple?
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:26Okay.
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:33All right, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:23:35Mwah.
00:23:36Mwah.
00:23:36Mwah.
00:23:53Oh, my God.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:36What's that, darling?
00:24:40He signed the papers.
00:24:42God, it's such brilliant news.
00:24:45We can finally get married.
00:24:48Yes, finally.
00:24:50Oh, look, he's so pleased.
00:24:53Let's go to dinner tonight to celebrate.
00:24:56Sure.
00:25:02Well, why would you want to hunt them in the first place?
00:25:04It's a very dignified sport, darling.
00:25:10Oh, this isn't my good friend Jax.
00:25:13Hi, George.
00:25:14Hi, Al.
00:25:16You must join us.
00:25:17What a marvelous coincidence.
00:25:19You are so polite, George, but we're okay.
00:25:23Nonsense.
00:25:24The more, the merrier.
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:26Honey, I mean, I think Jax and Jane could use some privacy.
00:25:29Oh, come on.
00:25:30Be rude of us not to join our good friends.
00:25:42You must try the duck.
00:25:43It's divine.
00:25:45Nothing says romance like duck fat.
00:25:49Isn't he wonderful?
00:25:50So witty and so handsome.
00:25:54Darling, you're the most amazing man in the world.
00:25:59I mean, you're always so attentive.
00:26:01Why, thank you, dear.
00:26:13Oh, last night with Jax, it was incredible.
00:26:17He couldn't keep his hands off me.
00:26:20God, I'm happy for you.
00:26:22I really should thank you.
00:26:24We're just so happy, and he told me he's never felt like this before.
00:26:31Great.
00:26:32I'm glad what's best for everyone happened.
00:26:35Exactly.
00:26:36Well, shall we?
00:26:37Um, I could use another minute.
00:26:39Okay.
00:26:45Get it together, Al.
00:26:47You don't love Jax.
00:26:50You love George.
00:26:57Hello.
00:26:59Where's Jax?
00:27:00Jax went to use the men's room.
00:27:05Jax, what the, what are you doing?
00:27:08I know what game you're playing, Al.
00:27:10Sending me your cousin.
00:27:12Really?
00:27:13I don't know what you're talking about.
00:27:15Drop the act.
00:27:16I can read you like a book.
00:27:19George is my fiance.
00:27:21That's that.
00:27:22You can't stand him.
00:27:23I love him.
00:27:26You love me.
00:27:28I don't.
00:27:29I don't know what you're doing.
00:27:32I don't know what's best.
00:27:32You don't know what you're saying.
00:27:44You don't know what you're talking about.
00:27:45All right.
00:27:49I'll see you next time.
00:27:51All right.
00:27:52All right.
00:27:52What the fuck are you saying?
00:27:52This is so wrong.
00:27:54Then stop me.
00:28:01So, you and Jax, eh? You seem great together.
00:28:04Thank you. So do you and Elle.
00:28:07I must admit, I am relieved. I was a little bit worried about him and Elle.
00:28:12Worried? What were you worried about?
00:28:14Oh, I don't know. Jax sent Elle a pair of roller skates. An inside joke from their wild youth.
00:28:23I was just being paranoid. Nothing to worry about.
00:28:26Roller skates. How long ago was this?
00:28:30Just the other day. Sweet, isn't it?
00:28:33That's so sweet. Excuse me, I'm gonna go to the restroom.
00:28:37Sorry.
00:28:38But just came back.
00:28:44Elle! Are you in here?
00:28:51Elle, you've been gone a while. I came here to check on you.
00:28:56Yeah, um, yeah, I'm in here. Just, um, stomach problems. Really bad stomach problems.
00:29:07Are you sure you're okay?
00:29:10Yeah, I'm fine. Just go back to the table. I'll be there in a second.
00:29:15Okay, well don't take too long. Georgie Poo is waiting for you.
00:29:23Oh my god. Close call, Mrs. Steele.
00:29:37Jax, I must thank you for signing those papers.
00:29:40Of course, my friend. It's just a formality. Mistake.
00:29:45Baby, you didn't tell me you signed the papers. Does that mean you're divorced now?
00:29:51All we need is Elle's signature.
00:29:55Yeah, um, I'm just gonna wait for my lawyer to look over the details and make sure it's all clear.
00:30:03What do you mean? I thought that's what you wanted all along.
00:30:07Yeah, I mean, it is a legal document. You can never be too safe, you know?
00:30:13Mm-hmm. Such a lovely evening. To our friendship, and to my love, Elle.
00:30:20To Elle?
00:30:22To Elle.
00:30:25To me.
00:30:33I came to give you this.
00:30:35It's just...
00:30:37It's just...
00:30:42Oh no.
00:30:45It's over, Jax.
00:30:47Goodbye.
00:30:49Elle, wait!
00:31:15I'll feel it.
00:31:24I mean, she's were...
00:31:29Oh no.
00:31:31Look...
00:31:31I can't do it.
00:31:33I can't do it.
00:31:34I can't do it.
00:31:35You're a girl.
00:31:35Elle, hi.
00:31:36Hey, Jax, where are you?
00:31:39Uh, I'm home.
00:31:42Can I stop by?
00:31:44Yeah, of course.
00:31:46Okay, I'll see you.
00:31:51She's finally made her choice.
00:32:07Elle?
00:32:09What's up?
00:32:11I came to give you this.
00:32:13Uh, not tonight.
00:32:15I have a really early start tomorrow.
00:32:17Okay.
00:32:19Next time.
00:32:20Next time, for sure.
00:32:32Good night.
00:32:33Good night.
00:32:48Tomorrow, we'll look at invitations.
00:32:49You'll want embossed, trust me.
00:32:52Isn't this exciting, Elle?
00:32:54We're so close now, we're so close!
00:33:12Oh, this one has the perfect flowers.
00:33:15And here, oh, the venue by the lake!
00:33:18Prestige, dear, prestige!
00:33:21Mother knows best.
00:33:22Don't you agree, Elle?
00:33:31Nice day, huh?
00:33:32Yeah, look how beautiful it is.
00:33:35So beautiful.
00:33:42Wish I brought my camera.
00:33:44Oh, it's okay.
00:33:46You could just remember this.
00:33:48It's come here, Elle.
00:33:50That's okay.
00:33:52That's okay.
00:33:54Ha, ha, ha.
00:33:58Ha, ha.
00:34:00Ha, ha.
00:34:14Well, more salad, El. We cannot have you bloating before your gown fitting.
00:34:18You'll thank her later, dear. Mother always thinks ahead.
00:34:33I'm stuffed.
00:34:34Me too, that was a good pick.
00:34:36I'm glad you liked it.
00:34:37Well, we should eat real pasta in Positano, in Italy.
00:34:41Oh.
00:34:47Want to come inside?
00:34:50So what I'd like to do, Ahmed, is actually shoot the island, then we can discuss the price,
00:34:54because then what we'll be able to do is a piece for International Geographic,
00:34:57because I actually own the magazine and...
00:34:59Hang on a minute, one sec.
00:35:01Hello?
00:35:03Jane, hi.
00:35:04Hey, I'm on call. I need to call you back later.
00:35:06Right, right. Miss you too.
00:35:09Sorry about that, Ahmed. Where were we?
00:35:10So anyway, I think having an article will actually attract tourism and industry to the island and...
00:35:15Oh, I'm sorry. One second.
00:35:19Jane, hi.
00:35:21I'm fine, thank you.
00:35:22Yes, sandwich. Sandwich was great.
00:35:24Look, I'm on a call. I need to call you back later.
00:35:25All right, bye.
00:35:27All right, Ahmed, I think with the right tax incentives, we can actually draw a lot of film in Hasbrick
00:35:30Island and...
00:35:33Oh, my God! Hang on one sec.
00:35:37Jane!
00:35:39I know you missed me. You told me that ten seconds ago when you called, okay?
00:35:41If you keep calling me, I'm gonna have to meet you.
00:35:44Ahmed, so sorry about that. I spent a zoo over here today, so...
00:35:47Anyway, with the island, I think...
00:35:49Hello?
00:35:51Hello?
00:35:55Hello?
00:36:08Elle?
00:36:11Jane.
00:36:13What a coincidence.
00:36:14Yeah, I was just grabbing a coffee before heading out.
00:36:17Sit with me.
00:36:22So, you and Jax? Seems like things are going well.
00:36:27Yeah, I really, really feel a connection.
00:36:30Nice.
00:36:32You know, if you really want to win him over, there's a few things that you should know.
00:36:38Ooh, like what?
00:36:40What is it?
00:36:40For starters, he... he loves... baby talk.
00:36:46Okay.
00:36:47Yes, baby talk. The sillier, the better. He'll melt.
00:36:50Baby talk.
00:36:51Got it.
00:36:52Yes.
00:36:54And... just... attention.
00:36:57So much of it. Text him, call him, show up unannounced.
00:37:00He'll love knowing that you're always there.
00:37:02Oh, and food.
00:37:03Food, okay.
00:37:04Yes. Bring his lunch at work.
00:37:07You know, like, spoil him. He loves that.
00:37:09And his favorite food is...
00:37:12Tuna casserole.
00:37:13Tuna.
00:37:38Oh, my God! Look who it is!
00:37:42Oh...
00:37:43Hi.
00:37:44What's going on?
00:37:46My poopy here just wanted a cup of coffee.
00:37:51Well, what are you up to?
00:37:52Oh, just George and I are tasting wedding cakes, so we thought we need some coffee to go with.
00:37:57Yum! I know what kind of cake I want for my wedding.
00:38:00Red velvet. Hint, hint.
00:38:03Oh!
00:38:04Oh!
00:38:04Which reminds me, I brought your favorite.
00:38:09Tuna casserole.
00:38:11Open wide, here comes a plain.
00:38:17Jane, you have something green in your teeth.
00:38:20Oh! Oh, no!
00:38:22Take this.
00:38:23Oh!
00:38:29Please shoot me.
00:38:32What?
00:38:33Trouble in paradise?
00:38:34How are things with George?
00:38:37Great.
00:38:41You look good.
00:38:43Nix.
00:38:44You do too.
00:38:51Honeyboo!
00:38:54Well, looks like Miss Booby is coming back, so I'm gonna head out.
00:38:58What about your coffee?
00:38:59Oh! I, um, changed my mind.
00:39:05Honeyboo!
00:39:10Jane, there's something I need to tell you.
00:39:11Yes?
00:39:13I think you're a wonderful girl.
00:39:16Mm-hmm.
00:39:16So many great qualities.
00:39:18Pretty.
00:39:19Funny.
00:39:20Mm-hmm.
00:39:21Smart.
00:39:22And?
00:39:24Kinda nervous to say this.
00:39:26Oh, just say it, lovey.
00:39:27Just say it.
00:39:30I wanna break up with you.
00:39:33Wait, what?
00:39:34What?
00:39:36He loves me.
00:39:38He's just confused.
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:45I mean, he's been waiting to have sex with me.
00:39:49So, that means he left me, right?
00:39:52Right?
00:39:54Mother, they've signed the papers.
00:39:57Then why is it still not done?
00:39:59She's stalling!
00:40:00Legal stuff takes time!
00:40:02You good-for-nothing wimp!
00:40:05Get her in line!
00:40:07Get HIM in line!
00:40:08NA-La, LA-LA-LA-LA-E-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA…
00:40:11You will make that divorce happen!
00:40:13What!
00:40:13LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA- pelo!
00:40:15Gov your ears at me, George Winthrop!
00:40:16Do not you—
00:40:17Cover your ears at me.
00:40:18I know you can hear me.
00:40:21MAN UP!
00:40:22Fine!
00:40:23Fine!
00:40:24I...
00:40:24I will...
00:40:25Man up, I promise.
00:40:26Tonight!
00:40:31Ugh...
00:40:37Mario, tell me something good.
00:40:39Mrs. Winthrop, I did some digging, but I couldn't find nothing.
00:40:42He's a good guy. He's got a great life.
00:40:45Owns Wildman Media. Does good things with his money.
00:40:48He's trying to buy Azarica Island. He's married to...
00:40:50Stop!
00:40:51I know, man. He's a nice lover of mine.
00:40:54He owns Azarica.
00:40:57I have an idea.
00:41:02Yes. Yes.
00:41:04We're meant to be together.
00:41:07He loves me.
00:41:11What? What did you say?
00:41:12She wants him back!
00:41:14She's playing you.
00:41:16She's mocking you.
00:41:19You're right.
00:41:20She's mocking me!
00:41:21She wants him back! She's fucking with him!
00:41:25I have to save him from her.
00:41:27We're meant to be together.
00:41:30Yeah?
00:41:32I need to save him from her.
00:41:34So he can run me back.
00:41:35I need to show him what true love is.
00:41:38What did you say?
00:41:39There's only one way to end it.
00:41:42Kill the bitch!
00:41:44We need to kill the bitch.
00:41:46And we do it together.
00:41:48You and me.
00:41:50We all kill her together.
00:41:53And then I'll be mine.
00:42:07Jax, is everything okay?
00:42:09Oh my god.
00:42:10Oh my god.
00:42:11Okay.
00:42:13Better than okay.
00:42:14Amazing news.
00:42:15Can you stop everyone?
00:42:16This is it.
00:42:17This is it.
00:42:18Okay.
00:42:21You are looking at the new owner of Azarica Island.
00:42:25No way.
00:42:26Way.
00:42:27I'll leave next week.
00:42:28Deal is fairly complex, but...
00:42:31Plus, I'm going to get to do that piece for International Geographic.
00:42:34Wait, you're leaving?
00:42:36It's perfect.
00:42:38Azarica's where we hunt and wound.
00:42:39Our special place.
00:42:42Come with me.
00:42:43It'll be just like old times.
00:42:45Me taking the photos, you writing the story.
00:42:51I...
00:42:51George, the wedding.
00:42:54Fuck the wedding.
00:42:55This is it.
00:42:56This is our chance.
00:42:58We can start a new life together.
00:43:00Be happy.
00:43:01Please, Al, say yes.
00:43:04What about Jane?
00:43:06I broke up with her.
00:43:08What?
00:43:10I was never really into her.
00:43:12I was just with her to make you jealous.
00:43:14Duh.
00:43:16Wait.
00:43:17What?
00:43:18That's horrible.
00:43:23You're still so manipulative.
00:43:32Hello?
00:43:35Ahmed, hi.
00:43:38Seriously?
00:43:41Absolutely.
00:43:43So, is it a done deal?
00:43:47You too.
00:43:49Thank you so much.
00:43:50It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
00:43:54Hell yeah, baby.
00:43:56Come on.
00:43:59Al, meet me at Co-brew.
00:44:0030 minutes.
00:44:02Yeah.
00:44:10Good for nothing, selfish, immature piece.
00:44:17Jane?
00:44:18What are you doing?
00:44:20What does it look like I'm doing?
00:44:22I don't know.
00:44:23She told me to do this.
00:44:26Who told you?
00:44:27My pretty.
00:44:29Oh my God.
00:44:31You're fucking crazy.
00:44:32What is it?
00:44:33Kill the bitch.
00:44:34What?
00:44:34Kill the bitch.
00:44:35You want me to kill her?
00:44:37Yes.
00:44:38No, no.
00:44:38I agree.
00:44:39No, no, Jane.
00:44:40You don't have to do this, okay?
00:44:41I can get you help.
00:44:42You've done enough.
00:44:44You seduced him.
00:44:46You took him away from me!
00:44:50You're still so manipulative.
00:44:52What are you talking about?
00:44:53You used some innocent woman, my cousin, to manipulate me into getting back with you.
00:44:59You're incapable of changing.
00:45:01I thought you'd finally grow up.
00:45:02What the hell is that supposed to mean?
00:45:04I have grown up.
00:45:06I mean, Al, look at all that I've accomplished since you left.
00:45:08It's not about what you have or what you've done.
00:45:11It's about who you are, Jax, and you're still some selfish little boy.
00:45:17That's unfair.
00:45:18You play with my emotions to get what you want.
00:45:21Well, now you can give up your childish, happily ever after fantasy.
00:45:29Oh, uh, hi, guys.
00:45:32What a coincidence I've read into you here.
00:45:34Are you following me?
00:45:36What?
00:45:36Me?
00:45:37No, no.
00:45:38No, nothing like that.
00:45:40Do you think I'm some idiot as well?
00:45:43I'm so confused.
00:45:44Shut up.
00:45:52Him?
00:45:53Jax?
00:45:54I don't, I don't want Jax.
00:45:56I want George, okay?
00:45:57You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:45:58What is it?
00:45:59You're gonna slit her throat?
00:46:02No, no, no, no, you've lost your fucking mind.
00:46:05No!
00:46:06I've lost Jax.
00:46:07And I'm gonna get him back!
00:46:09No!
00:46:09No!
00:46:10George!
00:46:11George!
00:46:11Help me!
00:46:12Help!
00:46:13Help!
00:46:13Help!
00:46:14Help!
00:46:14Help!
00:46:15Help!
00:46:15Help!
00:46:16Help!
00:46:16Help!
00:46:16Fucking do something, George!
00:46:18George, please do something.
00:46:19George!
00:46:20I don't know what to do!
00:46:21George, you boy!
00:46:23Watch your lovely lady die.
00:46:25No!
00:46:26No!
00:46:47Hello?
00:46:48I can't sleep.
00:46:50I can't either.
00:46:53Want to grab a drink?
00:46:55I thought you'd never ask.
00:46:58The usual?
00:47:0030 minutes.
00:47:02All right, see you in a bit.
00:47:18Kill Jack Steel.
00:47:21George!
00:47:22Elle!
00:47:23Help me!
00:47:23Help!
00:47:24James!
00:47:25Put the knife down, okay?
00:47:29If I can't have you, nobody else can!
00:47:33Move!
00:47:34Yeah!
00:47:35Jackson!
00:47:38Jackson!
00:47:44Jane!
00:47:45Jane!
00:47:46Help!
00:47:47This isn't you!
00:47:48This isn't you!
00:47:49Come here, right?
00:47:51No!
00:47:52Elle!
00:47:52Jax!
00:47:53I got you!
00:47:54I got you!
00:47:54You saved me!
00:47:55I got you!
00:47:55My love!
00:47:56My darling!
00:47:57You were gonna let me die!
00:47:59No, no, no, no, I was just about to throw myself upon the knife, but Jax got on the way!
00:48:04You're bleeding!
00:48:05It's okay.
00:48:06Just relief you're safe.
00:48:08Let me help you.
00:48:09Fine.
00:48:10Be that way.
00:48:19Jax!
00:48:20I love you!
00:48:21I love you!
00:48:22I love you!
00:48:22Don't forget me!
00:48:23Text me!
00:48:25Call me!
00:48:26Let's go for it.
00:48:27Love me!
00:48:28Yeah, me!
00:48:29I love you!
00:48:31I love you!
00:48:32I love you!
00:48:39Don't forget me!
00:48:40Text me!
00:48:41I love you!
00:48:42I love you!
00:48:42I love you!
00:48:43You bet I can still drink you.
00:48:45Oh yeah?
00:48:46Mm-hmm.
00:48:46Excuse me.
00:48:47Another round, please.
00:48:49No, I know.
00:48:50And then Truman throws down a straight flush.
00:48:53And I mean, I'm doomed, right?
00:48:56I mean, where am I going to find a horse at that hour?
00:48:59I mean, come on.
00:49:05Thanks for meeting up with me tonight.
00:49:07I was way too wound up to sleep.
00:49:10Oh, me too.
00:49:13I almost died today.
00:49:16Oh, Jesus.
00:49:19And you saved me.
00:49:22Now, if anything happened to you, I don't know.
00:49:50Oh, Lord.
00:49:51Oh, Lord.
00:50:03So, I won't be talking about me tonight.
00:50:04Yeah.
00:50:18It's a hell really muitos who are king ofí•˜ì‹ bitches.
00:50:49I love you.
00:50:50Thank you so much.
00:51:10Jax?
00:51:14Jax?
00:51:17Where are you?
00:51:25I'm off to grab us breakfast.
00:51:27Morning sunshine.
00:51:30I'm off to go to bed.
00:51:32I'm off to bed.
00:51:32I'm off to bed.
00:51:35I'm off to bed.
00:51:54I'm off to bed.
00:52:11I'm off to bed.
00:52:20I'm off to bed.
00:52:33I'm off to bed.
00:52:34I'm off to bed.
00:52:37I'm off to bed.
00:53:07Oh my god, Jax is where?
00:53:24What's going on? How is he?
00:53:26He's in a coma.
00:53:28But he's going to wake up, right?
00:53:30I'm afraid the prognosis isn't good.
00:53:34He's sustained severe head injuries.
00:53:37Yes, come on. Wake up.
00:53:39There's little brain activity, and there's little sign of improvement.
00:53:44It's me, Elle. Come on.
00:53:47Who is next of kin?
00:53:49I am... I'm his wife.
00:53:51Does he have an advanced directive?
00:53:54I have no idea. I doubt it. He's a risk taker.
00:53:57Then it's up to you to decide when it's time to terminate life support.
00:54:03Don't say that. He's strong. He's been through worse.
00:54:09Come on, Jax. Come on. Wake up.
00:54:11I'll give you some time.
00:54:15Nothing.
00:54:18Come on, Jax.
00:54:20I told you guys I don't know who would want to harm Jax.
00:54:23Everyone loves Jax.
00:54:25Ma'am, where were you at the time of the event?
00:54:28At his house.
00:54:29And what were you doing there?
00:54:33Trying to decide if I was going to divorce him or not.
00:54:36So your relationship was acrimonious?
00:54:40No. Our relationship is perfect.
00:54:45George.
00:54:47We could lose him.
00:54:48Oh, dear. I'm so sorry this is happening.
00:54:51I'm sorry. Who are you?
00:54:53Oh, I'm her fiancé.
00:54:55Huh?
00:54:57So he is her husband and you're her fiancé?
00:55:02Mm-hmm. Correct.
00:55:03I'm so confused.
00:55:05I'm not.
00:55:06She was married to that guy.
00:55:08She's having an affair with this guy.
00:55:10And had someone off that guy.
00:55:14Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for questions.
00:55:18Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for further questions.
00:55:21No, but no, no, no.
00:55:22No, please. Not right now.
00:55:24Please. You can't do this.
00:55:25Please don't make this any harder.
00:55:26Stop.
00:55:27Quiet.
00:55:29That wouldn't be necessary.
00:55:31It was my mother.
00:55:33Agnes?
00:55:34The mother.
00:55:36She wanted the wedding so badly she was willing to kill for it.
00:55:39She really is a horrible woman.
00:55:42Wait, how do you know it was her?
00:55:43Oh, it was easy.
00:55:45I ever heard her berating her goons when she found out Jax was still alive.
00:55:49Here.
00:55:51Here's her address.
00:55:53She'll be there now, working the seating chart.
00:55:56I can't believe you're turning in your mother.
00:55:59Mommy was right.
00:56:01It is time I manned up.
00:56:04Because I want to get married.
00:56:06Oh, George, I'm sorry. I can't.
00:56:08Not to you.
00:56:09What?
00:56:17Betsy?
00:56:18Hello, ma'am.
00:56:20But, how long?
00:56:23A while.
00:56:25I, I, I know.
00:56:27I, not only am I a coward, I'm also a cat.
00:56:30But I love him.
00:56:32Just the way he is.
00:56:36I don't even know what to say right now.
00:56:40Say you'll forgive me?
00:56:41Okay.
00:56:42Uh, if you say so.
00:56:45I am so confused.
00:56:48I'm not.
00:56:49They were together.
00:56:50Now she's with him.
00:56:51His mom's crazy.
00:56:53Forget it.
00:56:54Forget it.
00:56:54Alright.
00:56:54Let's just go to his house and arrest his mom.
00:56:57Well, good luck.
00:56:59You're gonna need it.
00:57:08Wait, what is that?
00:57:09What's happening?
00:57:10Can you get the doctor, please?
00:57:12Doctor!
00:57:12Nurse!
00:57:13Help!
00:57:13Jax.
00:57:14Jax?
00:57:18That was a close call.
00:57:21I don't know how much longer he'll last.
00:57:25You should probably say your goodbyes now.
00:57:36Jax.
00:57:38It's me.
00:57:41Your wife.
00:57:44I need you to wake up now.
00:57:46So we can be married again.
00:57:50You wouldn't go to Azurica Island.
00:57:53And run around in our bathing suits, drinking pina coladas.
00:57:57Eating coconut out of the shell.
00:58:06You need a miracle?
00:58:28There you go.
00:58:30Jax, I had your miracle necklace.
00:58:33You can wake up now.
00:58:40Jax, you're gonna wake up now.
00:58:47Please.
00:58:49Please wake up.
00:58:58I love you so much.
00:59:02I love you so much.
00:59:04Please.
00:59:09Please.
00:59:11Please.
00:59:21Please.
00:59:46Jax?
00:59:48Nein, it's a steal.
00:59:50Nein.
00:59:51You came back to me.
00:59:57I'd never leave you.
00:59:59Not now.
01:00:00Not ever.
01:00:11I mean, seriously.
01:00:12Have you ever seen a more romantic ending?
01:00:16Agnes finally got to host her big wedding.
01:00:18Ladies, please.
01:00:19Let's put some backbone into this.
01:00:20This room will not decorate itself.
01:00:22And if this wedding is going to mean anything at all, this room has to be beautiful.
01:00:26Now, Julia, if you call that a floral arrangement, I must be the fool.
01:00:30Please.
01:00:30A little volume.
01:00:31Also that vase.
01:00:32It was between two inmates at Strathmore Penitentiary, but it was a success.
01:00:37George and Betsy got married.
01:00:40It was a small wedding with just the two of them, a minister and his dog.
01:00:45Betsy basically stole my wedding, but whatever.
01:00:48It was better for her anyway.
01:00:51And me, I got my cottage in the country, and I got Jack's.
01:00:56To Azarica Island.
01:00:58To Azarica Island.
01:00:59And we both got a very happily ever after.
01:01:14Damn it.
01:01:15Cut.
01:01:16Great.
01:01:18Let me just see one of those.
01:01:18Let me see the second one of that.
01:01:20Jax.
01:01:25Jax.
01:01:26Jax.
01:01:30That was awesome.
01:01:32Yeah, not bad.
01:01:35I like your shark test.
01:01:38Oh, thanks.
01:01:40It's a milagra.
01:01:42Miracle in Spanish.
01:01:45It was given to me by a Navajo elder.
01:01:49Sharks represent courage, protection, and healing.
01:01:55Want to fuck again?
01:01:58Sure, I know.
01:02:10Who the fuck?
01:02:15All right, all right.
01:02:17Keep your pants on.
01:02:20And this is what totally did.
01:02:20That's all.
01:02:21So we just nailed down.
01:02:22Thank you so much.
01:02:23And this is our immigration system.
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