00:00Hi, my name's Dazza
00:02And today I've got some caveats
00:05And what I want to know
00:06Is does it fry?
00:09Are you cutting me up that
00:10Oh my god
00:11There's like nothing in there
00:12We spend all that money
00:15That's like half of the can
00:17What I can't see
00:20It's genius
00:21Then just
00:26I think this will work
00:30Defoe smells fishy
00:31I'm not gonna lie
00:39Mmm
00:40Rebecca French Fancy, I ain't brew one
00:43Good luck to your friars
00:44I wish they're not the best
00:49Oh my god
00:50Cheers
00:55Oh that's a lot isn't it
00:57Oh yeah
00:59I may need to sit down
01:00But what we want to know
01:02Is does it fry?
01:04There he is
01:05A birthday party staple
01:09There you go, there you go
01:10Oh no
01:13Cleaning fear right out of the window
01:14And then
01:16Like that
01:19He's bubbling right there
01:22Oh no
01:26That burnt my finger a little bit
01:27But let's pretend it never happened
01:28And I'm a big strong boy
01:30And it didn't make me sore
01:31Aw look Colin's back
01:33Back his holidays
01:34Oh my god that looks awful
01:35Eating a Colin the Caterpillar
01:37Where is it?
01:39This has got to be turned into a mean minute
01:40That's fine, don't worry about it
01:45I'll take that bit
01:46See how far we can go
01:49There we go
01:50Oh my god look at that man
01:53Today we've got a beef dinner here
01:54We're gonna deconstruct it and deep fry it
01:56Right go, right
01:59Sugar, I'm dead sugar
02:01That's it
02:03I'll use an oil spoon and I'll spoon it after a teaspoon
02:08Oh god
02:09That was
02:11Fair play
02:13It's not fucking good
02:14What the **** is it doing?
02:18Oh it's oily
02:18I'll finish drinking it first
02:20That bit
02:21Oh I'll have the bit with all the peas in it
02:23There's one pea in here
02:24Well
02:25Cheers
02:25Drink
02:29I had one in that tasting man
02:32It's taken too long to cut
02:33It's made me worried
02:34Oh mate that's
02:36Soggy
02:36Oh
02:37Oh
02:37With like deep fried a hair attached to it
02:39Have you seen it?
02:40Ready?
02:42Are you eating the whole thing?
02:43Aight
02:43Oh my god
02:51That looks mignon
02:52Nooo
02:53That's undercooked
02:54Tozzy
02:54It's got a soggy bottom
02:56Look at the layers
02:56It's not like Paul Hollows
02:58It looks like a cake
02:59But not a cake
03:00And it's annoying me
03:02Now dare you not make a cake
03:03Ready?
03:04Yeah
03:04Here we go
03:07Oh
03:10That's a lot of oil
03:11I put it like that
03:12Once you get a bite of the oil
03:14The next taste
03:14See a wee bit of gravy for that
03:16It would de-elevate it
03:17Retro Sweeties
03:18But what I'm about to know
03:18Woo it does it fine
03:21Oh
03:21Floor
03:21Floor
03:22Floor help
03:24Do they?
03:25I can see them
03:25I did see them before they put floor on it
03:27But they're definitely there
03:28But they're definitely there
03:29But they're definitely there
03:30What are you?
03:31A wee cheeky bit of chewing nougat
03:32Let's get right about it
03:33Come on follow me
03:35A wee cheeky wamba here mate
03:37Gently
03:41Gently
03:43Pffft
03:43Man
03:45Okay
03:45Here you go
03:47What?
03:48I don't have an issue with anything
03:52Apart foe the bottle
03:53Which I think means it didnae work
03:55I did dab lollipop
03:56Does it friend?
03:59No
04:02Oh
04:02Oh
04:03Oh.
04:06We've got a pan of chocolate.
04:08A pan of chocolate.
04:09And then we've got...
04:10I've got down the road.
04:12Oh, that's big.
04:15It's not because it doesn't taste nice, right,
04:17what I'm about today, but it's just,
04:19it's the only way that I think I can describe
04:21what it's like inside my mouth.
04:23A croissant.
04:25It's kind of a wee bit old, and you press it down,
04:27and it's like...
04:29That's minging.
04:30That's what it feels like.
04:31Look at it.
04:32Look at it.
04:33I don't get it.
04:34What has this got to do with the leather couch?
04:36Can you press down?
04:36Well, if you'd have a leather couch,
04:37you would know what I'm talking about.
04:39Oh, God, dude.
04:40That is...
04:40Oh, man.
04:41It looks raw.
04:46Oh.
04:47That is really sweet.
04:48That first wince of pain was a nervous pain.
04:51I don't know if it's going to be good or no.
04:53We did.
04:54Deep-fried apple turnover from McDonald's.
04:56Is that not an apple pie?
04:57Apple pie.
04:58Basically, it's the same thing.
04:59But with that,
04:59I think it's kind of encrusted with sugar.
05:01Yeah.
05:02Like this wasn't it.
05:02You can get apple turnover and bare sugar on it.
05:04And if this did,
05:06it would not have worked.
05:08But the fact that this is just a plain pastry,
05:11apple turnover,
05:13turned.
05:13turned.
05:16Over.
05:18That's the only way this has worked.
05:19The bar on it,
05:21it's performed pretty well.
05:22I'm here with my Aunt Bessie,
05:24but what I want to know,
05:25it doesn't fry,
05:26does it?
05:26Never hit this point in the hole.
05:28So,
05:28it's like,
05:30it's like pastry.
05:31That is just melted away.
05:33Just a little bit.
05:34That's a bit.
05:35Ooh,
05:36you'd have all seen that,
05:36but I've seen it.
05:39Ooh.
05:40No way.
05:44Dude.
05:47Wait,
05:47I think that's weird.
05:49Did you not get into that?
05:50What?
05:51Bagus.
05:51Dude.
05:53Mac.
05:54I.
05:55I.
05:56I.
05:59I.
06:00I.
06:01it's done.
06:04I.
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