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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my time.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:12Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong.
00:02:28His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes.
00:02:36He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money, fame, power.
00:02:40It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:49Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying!
00:02:58Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married?
00:03:05I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment,
00:03:11So, that's why I haven't been married yet?
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable
00:03:18when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23They're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:25I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:38Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish?
00:03:45That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity.
00:03:48It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What?
00:03:52Oh, Jesus.
00:03:54This is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God
00:03:57because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay.
00:04:02Okay.
00:04:03I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains
00:04:09and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:12Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother,
00:04:31he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on.
00:04:33Come on.
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him
00:04:52unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry.
00:04:54I don't know what this is.
00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist
00:05:02and I have mastered
00:05:03all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has
00:05:08with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist
00:05:33doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging.
00:05:53There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients
00:05:56all over the world,
00:05:57but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:04They've tried all these methods
00:06:05and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him,
00:06:09there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second.
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct.
00:06:25Her right rewrites the rond
00:06:27and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:33We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer
00:06:43is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:46I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her.
00:06:49James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world,
00:06:54whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:57will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's going to save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo
00:07:26cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting
00:07:29crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way
00:07:33into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested, dirty thing
00:07:42is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover,
00:07:56but I can see from all your faces
00:07:58that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not going to touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:10and a former general.
00:08:12I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because
00:08:16giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:18wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled,
00:08:22poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar
00:08:26trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:08:28when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew.
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out,
00:08:41you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end
00:08:49trying to find a cure for Master Lysander
00:08:51and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later
00:08:56if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right.
00:08:59I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you,
00:09:02if you fail,
00:09:03I'll have your and your dog's head
00:09:05mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay
00:09:13your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here,
00:09:18I'll leave.
00:09:20Devin, come find me
00:09:21when you have a different wish.
00:09:23No.
00:09:23Miss Trixie,
00:09:24my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well,
00:09:29if he's a hero to you,
00:09:32then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero
00:09:36who single-handedly saved this country
00:09:37from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also,
00:09:39he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if
00:09:47the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:09:49would even dream
00:09:50of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough
00:09:54to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:09:58you couldn't find an ounce
00:10:00of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks
00:10:03are bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:19Are you okay?
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that
00:10:45Sweat can tell you everything
00:10:46that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:49Security,
00:10:49smash her face in
00:10:50for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:10:55has a peanut allergy,
00:10:56and the condition he has is called
00:10:59endogenic cryomorphie.
00:11:00Yeah, right.
00:11:01I mean,
00:11:01no way you got all that
00:11:02just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine
00:11:10right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of
00:11:13endo-cryo-
00:11:15what?
00:11:16What?
00:11:25Is worth nothing
00:11:26when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that
00:11:31this crummy walking stick of yours
00:11:33is what?
00:11:34The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back
00:11:37to the homeless asylum
00:11:38where you came from
00:11:39if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean,
00:11:42even if she does solve
00:11:43this medical mystery,
00:11:45what is the point
00:11:46as of doctors
00:11:47who have studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have
00:11:52congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah,
00:11:59but if she just throws out
00:12:00a bunch of fake diagnoses,
00:12:02one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again,
00:12:04there is no such thing
00:12:05as endo-cryo-
00:12:06what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course,
00:12:09none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects
00:12:15those with both CHD
00:12:16and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are
00:12:18a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer
00:12:21than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all,
00:12:23you've hit the jackpot
00:12:24by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean,
00:12:29you wouldn't be homeless
00:12:30if you were
00:12:31actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just
00:12:35a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare
00:12:37to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied
00:12:40real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor
00:12:44to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh,
00:12:46so she went to the
00:12:47super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here
00:12:50putting on this clown show
00:12:51coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing
00:12:54if you can't wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed
00:12:57to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three
00:13:02incompetent doormats
00:13:03want to show me up,
00:13:05I think you all
00:13:05should grow parts
00:13:06of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way,
00:13:09that condition is called
00:13:10an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're
00:13:14being schooled by me
00:13:15and I'm about to walk
00:13:16all over your
00:13:16medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him,
00:13:24we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't
00:13:28pretend to have
00:13:29healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved
00:13:34more lives than
00:13:35all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate
00:13:38to get rid of
00:13:39your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie,
00:13:41don't risk your hands
00:13:42for them.
00:13:43There's too many
00:13:44lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry.
00:13:48I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save
00:13:54Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying
00:13:57on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong
00:14:05has been in a
00:14:05vegetative state
00:14:06for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me
00:14:13because you're scared
00:14:13I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not,
00:14:16if you save my son,
00:14:17I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander,
00:14:29my heir,
00:14:30marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this
00:14:31for the money
00:14:32or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe
00:14:34in helping good people
00:14:35and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set
00:14:39at exactly
00:14:40113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:42What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks
00:14:46so bad
00:14:47that she just wants
00:14:47a bath
00:14:48to wash the homeless
00:14:49stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly,
00:14:51this is called greatness.
00:14:54Secondly,
00:14:55even if you drown yourself
00:14:56in plastic surgery,
00:14:57you couldn't get rid
00:14:58of your own
00:14:58ugly moral character.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life
00:15:07at stake here
00:15:08and you're standing
00:15:09in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle
00:15:11of doctor
00:15:12when you're only
00:15:12capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting
00:15:15in my way
00:15:16or I promise you,
00:15:18you will be bubbling
00:15:18at the mouth
00:15:19very soon.
00:15:20Oh yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see
00:15:21real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong
00:15:43bereft.
00:15:48You don't deserve
00:15:49to call yourself
00:15:50a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison
00:15:59on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right
00:16:01hands can save lives,
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:04it becomes nothing
00:16:05but poison.
00:16:06This bitch
00:16:07isn't good enough
00:16:07to take down
00:16:08the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one
00:16:10of your antidotes
00:16:11on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:13I've saved
00:16:13entire civilizations
00:16:15with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save someone,
00:16:17even the grim reaper
00:16:19can't stop me.
00:16:26No!
00:16:27No!
00:16:28No!
00:16:29No!
00:16:30No!
00:16:30No!
00:16:30No!
00:16:31No!
00:16:31No!
00:16:32No!
00:16:32No!
00:16:32No!
00:16:36Why is she
00:16:36skinning blood?
00:16:37This wasn't
00:16:38supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said
00:16:40even the grim reaper
00:16:41can't get in your way,
00:16:42angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call
00:16:46malpractice.
00:16:48This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves
00:16:51a little punishment.
00:16:52Well,
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi
00:16:53I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:57Wait, wait, wait, wait,
00:16:58wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell
00:16:59is going on?
00:16:59You say you want
00:17:00your son to live on
00:17:01to give you tons
00:17:02of grandchildren,
00:17:03don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting
00:17:05in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for a dip,
00:17:09shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong,
00:17:15your family is the richest
00:17:17and most powerful
00:17:18in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna
00:17:20let this hobo slut
00:17:22touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going
00:17:25in there alone?
00:17:26If you don't want
00:17:28these drooling vultures
00:17:29to see your son naked,
00:17:30then sure,
00:17:32invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right.
00:17:34But I warn you,
00:17:36no funny business.
00:17:38Hmm.
00:17:39Hmm.
00:17:41Hmm.
00:17:43Hmm.
00:17:43Hmm.
00:17:44Hmm.
00:17:45Hmm.
00:17:47Hmm.
00:17:49Hmm.
00:17:49Hmm.
00:17:50Hmm.
00:17:51Hmm.
00:17:53Hmm.
00:18:06Hmm.
00:18:09Hmm.
00:18:12Hmm.
00:18:14Hmm.
00:18:19Hmm.
00:18:39you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:02that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little light uh on the streets are you
00:19:11shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:17background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:31oh my
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:26she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i'm just one
00:20:53something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:25can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:31bitch alive
00:21:36right
00:21:38rewrite the wrong
00:21:42human
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake
00:21:53i'm saving you
00:21:54saving me
00:21:56by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy
00:22:01talk
00:22:01i swear to god i'm gonna have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11i will really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:35attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:39science okay just means that my body
00:22:41oh shut up
00:22:41it's physically
00:22:42oh shut up
00:22:44it's physically
00:22:45you just talked to me with your friend
00:22:47and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice
00:22:50captain do something now
00:22:53ready
00:22:58we're almost there
00:23:00aim
00:23:03get him boys
00:23:04get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:24how is this possible
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:36No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:41Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:15No, no.
00:24:17Absolutely not.
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir.
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:38But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:01The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:07My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:49That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:39Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, son.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim.
00:27:22Oh shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:42The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:55I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:08You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's a cure.
00:28:34His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:57And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:19There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:25Angel, and I.
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:42day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I...
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:25And he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:53He's back.
00:30:54And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:19Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh my god.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander, Lysander, Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:46I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57Wait, no.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh my god.
00:32:04Oh my god.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:27I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over too.
00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:36Alright, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:46That's why I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:58He was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:02One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over to the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:42For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could
00:33:56have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh, yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:58You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:59I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to
00:35:08me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:18You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:51She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:53She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:36:00Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:36:23Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:29It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:58If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:37:02why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:26Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:37I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:53I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please, Trixie dear, I know it was too broken your heart.
00:38:10But embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:19After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:39Who actually deserves you.
00:38:41You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:51You said Trixie's crashing at my wedding.
00:38:53She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When hope when nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:39:05So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean...
00:39:10We broadcast that video of you?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:36There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:40Welcome home, General!
00:39:44Sir?
00:39:45It's the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:47This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas,
00:39:58sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:40:06Then we should join her.
00:40:08Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my
00:40:13life.
00:40:13So she needs our support.
00:40:15Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:21And let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the
00:40:45presidential contract, allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:53Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:55Like him.
00:40:57Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay, after all.
00:41:07I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:14The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:58You two really are a match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:19I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:21You know, being this poor.
00:42:24Me, but my meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties with his ex.
00:42:52But she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:58This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:43:05Rejecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all high and mighty now.
00:43:08But don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:19You giving me the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:25So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion
00:43:31dollar contract?
00:43:32We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:34And I saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal her from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:52You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:57I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:03Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:44:05Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:07You should make her sup.
00:44:08Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:09She's a gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:19You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:39And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:43Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is where all her life savings.
00:45:41You want to, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:54You must understand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:08Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing
00:46:14baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:20I know what this is.
00:46:23You've gone delusional.
00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money forever?
00:46:31Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security, lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:39This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's going to wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people from much worse.
00:47:05Including your head of command, Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is going to believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's not.
00:47:34You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone, because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:56I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has a billion-dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:20This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have everything one can dream of, but I valued our friendship, Marissa, which is why I came here
00:48:41to give you a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows if you've already started offering sexual services.
00:48:59Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:04My brother will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you hit my brother!
00:49:27I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:49:30That's awesome.
00:49:31I do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:39Oh, is that so.
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
00:49:50or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Licentor scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:11Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:22Two!
00:50:34This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:16You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:19I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never going to hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:25I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:39Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:41Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you for three years.
00:51:44This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:49Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:10You know, look, man.
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, a seven now that she's all cleaned up.
00:52:16But don't waste your man on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23Ow!
00:52:24Ow!
00:52:25A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:30You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:52:46You know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:51So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:54You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should try to pay some off some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:22So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:50Worth $500 million.
00:54:51Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:59This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.
00:55:03Which is now yours.
00:55:05Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:08That's amazing.
00:55:08They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander, I really don't care for any of you.
00:55:16Look, I know.
00:55:17I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, well...
00:55:42Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh my god.
00:55:47You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:55Trixie Amore.
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:30Ha ha!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:37Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:41No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not.
00:56:49But I'm making this woman my wife.
00:56:51Which means that she will be treated as, and cherished as, the most precious woman on earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:32I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:39Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:41What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:53Um, she's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:59I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:19Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:35Uh, hello?
00:58:37Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:45I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:54Hey, hey.
00:58:56Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It evaporated.
00:59:04It's in thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:24Then that means...
00:59:26You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:30The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's married.
00:59:35The famed war hero.
00:59:37The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:43Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
00:59:54It's awesome.
01:00:00I know why you're all over, Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long.
01:00:04You don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:12Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:20I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4418 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you, Devin.
01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee, but
01:01:06now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:14So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:21Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:25They're imposters.
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:37So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical
01:01:46products?
01:01:47Yes.
01:01:48That's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is, the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:08So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed
01:02:20up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:23No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie's a good person.
01:02:48Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:03:00Listen, officer.
01:03:02I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just
01:03:14to help her out.
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiancée really is an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:42And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:58I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiancée.
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:04:38If you can.
01:04:39If you can.
01:04:40If you can.
01:04:51Oh my god.
01:05:04Oh, my God.
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Icenander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé.
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:04and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:11Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me,
01:06:26even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:33because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:16What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:34Haha, that'll teach you from messing with the Wighhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:53Now hold still for me.
01:07:57Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now than you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No, please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of fetus.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:46but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:49I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit!
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel any low lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will!
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:59You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops!
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening-
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No!
01:10:26No, Pop!
01:10:26Hey!
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R. if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See?
01:10:46This must be an illusion!
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:52Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please!
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:47it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:15Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong?
01:13:23And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:33Tear her apart!
01:14:34Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:51Tear her apart!
01:14:53Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:58Tear her apart!
01:15:01Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no.
01:15:02We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:05Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes.
01:15:16We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35He is the general.
01:15:37Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the president.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:57Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:59This is treason.
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:15My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:23You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:14There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable.
01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:29Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:18:06Oh, my gosh.
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:09That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This isn't war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:27With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:43I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She...
01:19:08She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:56my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:17is a virus don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that
01:20:23you're the real virus here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:29and that's something i cannot tolerate so prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you
01:20:35what are you gonna do the president is here and i just invented the best biomedical products
01:20:42in the world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:47madam president you've recovered now so what's your final decision
01:20:54i'll she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:21:02i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:09why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:14you wish you idiot
01:21:18i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:21:23i i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess
01:21:28of healing
01:21:31and do you know the goddess you saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:36you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:21:40the one and only
01:21:43and it's
01:21:47her
01:22:02welcome goddess
01:22:09uh we uh
01:22:16you really are the goddess of healing aren't you
01:22:17how else did you think i saved you
01:22:21then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:25i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:28help those in need
01:22:30and make sure the man i chose loved me for me
01:22:34no so that means
01:22:35the billion dollar contract
01:22:37it was you who gave it to me
01:22:39and she took it away just like that
01:22:42that was her golden ticket
01:22:44you were once my fiance and best friend
01:22:46but after everything you've done
01:22:48we're officially cutting ties with you both
01:22:51no please i swear
01:22:52i didn't know you were an ex
01:22:54it doesn't matter who she is
01:22:59trixie has a heart of gold
01:23:00she's an amazing person
01:23:02and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:06she's going to be my wife
01:23:07because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:10on this planet
01:23:16i love you
01:23:30all her goals
01:23:31all her goals
01:23:33all that could have been mine
01:23:35this is all your fault
01:23:37you seduced me
01:23:39don't help me
01:23:41you were the one that came onto me
01:23:42you himbo
01:23:43please
01:23:44trixie
01:23:45give me another chance
01:23:48i want to be rich again
01:23:49i'll be your slave
01:23:51kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:53you've had your chance to apologize
01:23:55but it's too late now
01:23:57all i see is your greed
01:23:59and how much you'd hurt others
01:24:00just to benefit yourself
01:24:01you two should be locked up
01:24:03and she shall
01:24:05for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:08arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:24:11it's all your fault marissa
01:24:13i never loved you
01:24:14it's your fault
01:24:15i was only with you for your money
01:24:17i don't care
01:24:18you were rich
01:24:20i'll see myself now
01:24:21rest assured goddess
01:24:24we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:27my platform is spreading kindness
01:24:29just like you
01:24:30i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:33that is why i saved you
01:24:35with these healing hands
01:24:37i will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:40one good deed at a time
01:24:41well
01:24:43let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:46let's party
01:24:48wait
01:24:49what if we just got married
01:24:51right now
01:24:52yes
01:24:52well
01:24:56do you take each other
01:24:59to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:25:01i do
01:25:02i do
01:25:03you may kiss the bride
01:25:05you
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