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00:00:07Open up the door, murderer! We know you're in there!
00:00:12Oh, shit!
00:00:15Have you ever had one of those really bad days?
00:00:23Yeah, so that's how mine started.
00:00:27Open it, man!
00:00:30But let's rewind to the moment the shit hit the phone.
00:00:40Nothing's more important than family. Nothing. Not money, not power, not career.
00:00:47Makes me so happy to spend this day with you. With my loving sister Sylvia, my nephew Jan, and his
00:00:52stunning wife Monique.
00:00:54My nephew Ryan, and his beautiful fiance Stephanie. Welcome to the family.
00:00:59Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so much joy.
00:01:05A piece of advice. Don't grow old alone. Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:01:13Oh my god, you fucking idiot! How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:01:17I'm, I'm so sorry. Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth? More than you make in
00:01:22a decade.
00:01:23Not so much, you completely ruined my fiance's suit!
00:01:26It's really not. No, it's annoying. We're sitting at dinner.
00:01:28Where are those just putting your outfits? It's fine.
00:01:37Oh my god!
00:01:38Oh my god!
00:01:39Come on, buddy. I got you.
00:01:40It's in the squid!
00:01:44He's dead. Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:51I know who killed him. Her! The maid did it. The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:02:02What? There must be some sort of mistake.
00:02:05The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:02:09Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:02:12I mean, look at him. Clearly he got poisoned.
00:02:14Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
00:02:17Hey!
00:02:17And who was it who was serving us food all night when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:22I'm calling the police.
00:02:24Why did you do it? Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:27I didn't do it. I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:31Prove it.
00:02:33Prove it? How...
00:02:35How am I supposed to...
00:02:37Tony's plate right here.
00:02:39Come on.
00:02:40You wanna eat with us?
00:02:41You wanna be one of the big ones?
00:02:43Sit down.
00:02:44Now, eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:47And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:49Hey, uh, Steph, honey, Monique called the police already, alright?
00:02:53We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:55If she's claiming she's not the killer, she has to prove it.
00:02:59I don't think that's how the law works.
00:03:02In this house, we are the law.
00:03:05So do it. Prove your innocence.
00:03:09I didn't poison him.
00:03:11But what if someone else did?
00:03:32I feel fine.
00:03:34I'm gonna go call an ambulance.
00:03:35Uh-uh-uh.
00:03:37You are not going anywhere.
00:03:39You need to admit it.
00:03:41Right here, right now, you're the one who murdered him.
00:03:44No, none of you understand.
00:03:45I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:48My mother worked here for my entire childhood, and then when she got sick,
00:03:51he gave me a position when nobody else would.
00:03:53Are you saying that I killed the only person who treated me like a human being?
00:03:58Why?
00:03:59I don't know.
00:04:00Maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:04:02No.
00:04:03Any one of you could be a suspect.
00:04:05And I know for a fact, each and every one of you has a dirty little secret that you would
00:04:11do anything to hide.
00:04:13Ow!
00:04:15Ow!
00:04:15Why did you?
00:04:16How dare you speak to us like this?
00:04:19You are nothing.
00:04:21You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:24Everybody here knows what guilty people do.
00:04:27They put the blame on others.
00:04:29The jig is up!
00:04:30Confess already.
00:04:32I will not confess.
00:04:33Because I didn't do it.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:38Well, maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:43Steph, honey.
00:04:44Come on.
00:04:45Let's just calm down.
00:04:46We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:50Why are you protecting her?
00:04:55Are you fucking my fiancee?
00:04:57What?
00:05:02I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:05:04But first, you murdered our beloved Uncle Tony.
00:05:08And now you're ruining my marriage?
00:05:10Steph, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:05:13First of all, I would never.
00:05:15She is the help.
00:05:17You.
00:05:18You're the only one for me.
00:05:29Blueberry.
00:05:30What?
00:05:31This is what killed Tony.
00:05:33Tony.
00:05:34As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic to blueberries, except
00:05:43for the other person living here with him.
00:05:48The maid.
00:05:49Yes.
00:05:50It is a clear proof that she is.
00:05:55Where is she?
00:05:58What do I do?
00:06:00What do I do?
00:06:01Think.
00:06:01Think.
00:06:02Uncle Tony is dead.
00:06:03And I...
00:06:04Open up the door, murderer.
00:06:05We know you're in there.
00:06:07Courtney!
00:06:08I mean, Brittany!
00:06:09Open up the door!
00:06:12Open the goddamn door, servant scum!
00:06:15These crazy rich assholes are gonna send me to die in prison for something that I didn't do.
00:06:21Unless they kill me first.
00:06:22I have to escape.
00:06:24Now.
00:06:26Oh god, I can't do this.
00:06:28Oh shit.
00:06:29Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:55Ow.
00:07:03Hey, hey, hey!
00:07:05Don't move.
00:07:06Hands up!
00:07:08Don't move.
00:07:10Stay right where you are.
00:07:11I didn't do anything.
00:07:12I swear.
00:07:14Brittany?
00:07:15Brittany Logan?
00:07:17From junior high?
00:07:19Alan Beckham?
00:07:26Oh god.
00:07:28Alan, it's been a really long time.
00:07:30Yeah.
00:07:30Tell me about it.
00:07:32It's actually, um, Detective Beckham now.
00:07:35You okay?
00:07:36I saw you, uh, running through the, uh, trees over there.
00:07:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:07:41I got a call that the maid poisoned the owner of this house.
00:07:44Is that you?
00:07:46Are you the killer?
00:07:47I didn't do anything.
00:07:48I didn't do anything.
00:07:48Stop right where you are.
00:07:49Do not move a muscle.
00:07:50Don't move.
00:07:54I didn't do anything.
00:07:55No?
00:07:56You didn't say, just try and flee a crime scene?
00:08:00Yes, but I had no other choice.
00:08:03Alan, please, you have to believe.
00:08:05Detective Beckham and Nicole said that the maid confessed to the murder.
00:08:09No.
00:08:10I-I did not confess.
00:08:12They're just framing me.
00:08:13Well, because I'm the poor maid and they're a bunch of rich, morally corrupt assholes
00:08:17and they think they can get away with it, but I am innocent.
00:08:21Please, Alan, you know me.
00:08:24I do.
00:08:26I loved you.
00:08:27And then one day you were gone without explaining why.
00:08:30And you left me heartbroken.
00:08:31Besides, I have nothing to gain from killing Tony.
00:08:34I just lost my home.
00:08:36What about your mother?
00:08:38She is sick in the hospital.
00:08:39I have no one else, nowhere else to go.
00:08:46I'm, uh, sorry to hear that.
00:08:50Look, let's just go inside and we'll figure this out, okay?
00:08:52No, I am not going back in there.
00:08:54Brittany Logan.
00:08:55She never lied.
00:08:57She wouldn't hurt a fly.
00:08:58That's part of why I was so in love with her back then.
00:09:01Please, just let me go.
00:09:04I can't do that.
00:09:07You could just say you never found me.
00:09:19Oh, my God!
00:09:21Mr. Officer, thank God you're here.
00:09:23My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here.
00:09:27That's right.
00:09:28Lock her up before she kills someone else.
00:09:30Ma'am, right now this woman is a person of interest, okay?
00:09:32A suspect.
00:09:33I'm gonna need to do a full investigation before anyone is arrested.
00:09:36No!
00:09:37I saw her do it!
00:09:38We all did!
00:09:39Yeah.
00:09:39Totally.
00:09:40Yeah, she probably did it.
00:09:42Right.
00:09:44I'm, uh, sorry about this.
00:09:47Brittany Logan, you are now under arrest for the murder of Tony Harbor.
00:09:50Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
00:09:54Lawyer phone call, blah, blah, blah.
00:09:56Just don't call us bitch and get the fuck off the property!
00:09:59Oh, no!
00:10:05Look, let's just get you back to the station, okay?
00:10:08Away from these assholes.
00:10:09And I promise you, I will give you a fair chance to tell your story.
00:10:13All units, we have a category eight store beginning now.
00:10:16Keep off all roads except the emergencies.
00:10:19Stay indoors until morning.
00:10:20Unfortunately, I don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather.
00:10:23We're going to have to stay here.
00:10:26Come on, let's go.
00:10:41I'm sorry.
00:10:42I'm going to need to frisk you.
00:10:43That's okay.
00:10:53Uh, could you spread your feet for me?
00:11:02Uh, turn around please.
00:11:11There's nothing on you.
00:11:12You didn't find the shotgun and the ninja stars?
00:11:15I remember that sarcastic humor.
00:11:17It got you in trouble even then.
00:11:19Look, Alan, I wanted to reach out to you and explain.
00:11:23There's no need.
00:11:24We were just kids, right?
00:11:25I mean, first love.
00:11:27It meant nothing.
00:11:36Anyway, please sit down.
00:11:38I, um, I need to ask you a few questions.
00:11:40No, you don't.
00:11:42Because I can tell you who the real killer is.
00:11:53You know who the killer is?
00:11:57Who?
00:11:59Well, I'm not 100% certain who literally poisoned Uncle Tony, but I know that every single one of them
00:12:08wanted Uncle Tony's ring.
00:12:10It's worth $30 million.
00:12:12And each one of them has a dirty secret.
00:12:14Listen, I want to hear everything you're about to say, Brittany, but you're shivering to the bone.
00:12:19Why don't you go change in something more?
00:12:20I've got some clothes in there.
00:12:23You're all wet too.
00:12:25Tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits.
00:12:30Would you mind just helping with the zipper?
00:12:54I hope Brittany's telling the truth.
00:12:56That she's not the killer.
00:12:58Because somehow, after all this time, my feelings for her never really went away.
00:13:05How does this even make sense?
00:13:06Out of everyone in the world, Alan, my first love.
00:13:10And now he's the one investigating me.
00:13:13I just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation.
00:13:28I think you were just about to tell me who the killer is.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:35Here it goes.
00:13:39It all started this morning, when everyone began running.
00:13:43I thought this would be a typical birthday with Tony hosting his family.
00:13:48I always wondered why he kept me distant from them.
00:13:51But this year, I really realized why.
00:13:53His family are a pack of vultures.
00:13:56Hiding secrets from here to Nepal.
00:13:58Secrets you wouldn't believe.
00:14:00And secrets they'd kill to protect.
00:14:02Hey there.
00:14:04Courtney, right?
00:14:05Brittany.
00:14:06Brittany.
00:14:07How could I forget?
00:14:09You know, I'm really glad to see you.
00:14:11Why, is there something wrong with your bedroom?
00:14:13You're not in it.
00:14:14You know, I remember you from what I used to visit.
00:14:17You were this snot-nosed little kid.
00:14:18But now you have just grown into this just real woman.
00:14:25I mean, perfect body, great tits, that ass, my God.
00:14:30Right, um, I actually have work to do.
00:14:34Wasn't your mom a maid here?
00:14:36Yes, she was, but she's sick now in the hospital.
00:14:40You know, the maid thing's always really done it for me.
00:14:43You know, like you come in, try to clean, I'm laying there.
00:14:48And I offer you an extra hundred to, you know, just scrub a little extra.
00:14:52Yeah.
00:14:53Aren't you here to announce your engagement?
00:14:56Oh, come on, marriage isn't a death contract.
00:14:59There's always a few other adventures to be made.
00:15:04Oh God, kill me.
00:15:06This place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described, Ryan.
00:15:10Let's just say that Steph scared me from the very first moment we met.
00:15:15What the fuck is going on here?
00:15:21Uh, baby, this is not what you think.
00:15:23Courtney is-
00:15:24Brittany.
00:15:25She's the housemaid, okay?
00:15:26I've known her since she was a dirty little kid.
00:15:28Hmm, okay.
00:15:30Well, Brittany slash Courtney, why don't you do yourself a favor and go make your low wage salary and go
00:15:36get my fucking luggage?
00:15:41Kate, I will not give you a second chance.
00:15:45Wait, I don't understand. Why is she so mean to you?
00:15:49Because I'm just the maid.
00:15:51It makes them feel good to treat me like dirt.
00:15:55As long as Tony doesn't see.
00:15:58But that's not the important part.
00:16:00Then Steph said, there's a storm coming and I don't want to be in this shitbox any longer than necessary.
00:16:06So get the ring so we can get the fuck out of here.
00:16:09I got you, I got you.
00:16:14I'm like, is she okay?
00:16:16It, I mean it's just standing there.
00:16:18Are you deaf?
00:16:19Get the fucking luggage!
00:16:23Jesus Christ!
00:16:27When I'm the lady of this mansion, we're gonna burn it down.
00:16:31Get rid of all this armor.
00:16:33I'm on my way with party favors.
00:16:35Burn the rugs.
00:16:37Bleach the floors.
00:16:38Paint the walls.
00:16:40Get rid of all this disgusting antique shit.
00:16:45Ryan, what are you doing?
00:16:47Yes, Ryan was cheating on his bride with his brother's wife.
00:16:53During this time, Uncle Tony was sitting in his room.
00:16:57Oblivious to the fact that this would be the last day of his life.
00:17:02Yes!
00:17:05Yes!
00:17:06I told you I'm getting good at bingo blitz.
00:17:10Mr. Harper, your family is here.
00:17:12Here we go.
00:17:14Mom, just okay.
00:17:17My lovely brand new family.
00:17:19Hi!
00:17:21Hi, son.
00:17:23How's your uncle? Still alive?
00:17:24Hope so.
00:17:25You look so good.
00:17:28Good morning, dear family.
00:17:30It's wonderful to see all of you here in my humble home.
00:17:42Weird.
00:17:44Who brings grocery store blueberries to a fancy dinner?
00:17:48You too, baby.
00:17:50You there!
00:17:50Don't touch my suitcase!
00:17:51Oh, I'm sorry, I just...
00:17:55Blueberries.
00:17:57So you're suggesting that Sylvia Harbour, Tony's sister, is his murderer?
00:18:01Well, I know that she was the only one who knew about Tony's barriology.
00:18:09Something about this woman always seemed suspicious to me, but...
00:18:13I never imagined for a second she would go as far as to...
00:18:16I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt your story.
00:18:18Do you mind if I, um...
00:18:28Leave.
00:18:30Yeah, of course.
00:18:32Huh.
00:18:33I'm sorry.
00:18:34Um, please.
00:18:35Continue.
00:18:38Don't touch my suitcase!
00:18:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:40I just...
00:18:41I said I can manage it!
00:18:44I don't need help from the help!
00:18:47Yes, ma'am.
00:18:48It is my job, though.
00:18:50I understand that this is the countryside, but is there a less idiotic maid available?
00:18:56Now, now.
00:18:57Brittany is just about the kindest soul you'll ever meet.
00:19:00Her and her mother.
00:19:02Who I hope recovers very soon.
00:19:06Yeah, well, as soon as I'm Lady of the House, that kind soul is going to be shoveling
00:19:10horseshit.
00:19:12John!
00:19:13Help me with my suitcase.
00:19:16Mom, I thought you said that she were going to...
00:19:18Shut up and carry it, son!
00:19:23I knew I should have told Uncle Tony that Steph and Ryan didn't really like him.
00:19:27They were just here for the ring.
00:19:32I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:36I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:38Brittany, can we talk later?
00:19:40I'm just so tired, and I need to rest before the evening's festivities.
00:19:45Plus, I don't want anyone to know I'm not feeling my best.
00:19:48Well, then why don't we cancel the dinner?
00:19:50No.
00:19:50No, I can't.
00:19:51This birthday dinner is too important.
00:19:55Especially this year.
00:19:58I didn't want to worry him, so I didn't say anything.
00:20:02And that mistake probably cost him his life.
00:20:05But then, as I was distributing the suitcases among the rooms,
00:20:08I realized just how right I had been about his family's evil intentions.
00:20:14I don't want to do this.
00:20:16Jan, you must.
00:20:18You must go into his room at the first opportunity and take the ring.
00:20:23You know the one with the purple diamonds.
00:20:25Yes, I know the ring, Mom.
00:20:26It's just that that's...
00:20:29That's the ring that Ryan wants to use for his wedding.
00:20:32That ring belongs to our family.
00:20:35It is not going to go to Steph or any other trollop who marries in.
00:20:40Hey, Jesus Christ, Mom, I get it.
00:20:43It's just...
00:20:44I know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally, but it's like...
00:20:46Sentimental value, my ass.
00:20:48That ring is worth 30 million dollars.
00:20:52Fuck me in the ass and call me Shirley.
00:20:55What?
00:20:5630 million dollars?
00:20:58Then I realized they were planning to kill him.
00:21:01And just for the ring.
00:21:0430 million dollars?
00:21:06Yes, idiot.
00:21:07And once I sell the ring, I am going to give you one tenth.
00:21:12That's...
00:21:1330...
00:21:1430...
00:21:1530 million dollars?
00:21:16Mm-hmm.
00:21:17Fuck.
00:21:18That's enough to buy a fucking Porsche.
00:21:20Or you could buy a new wardrobe for your wife,
00:21:22so she doesn't have to dress like a hooker on spring break at Daytona Beach.
00:21:27Pay attention, Jan.
00:21:28So here's what's gonna happen.
00:21:31You are gonna go into Tony's room.
00:21:37And you are going to take these blueberries and smear them underneath his pillow.
00:21:44What a fucking stupid idea.
00:21:47Before he takes his daily afternoon nap, he's going to have an extreme allergic reaction.
00:21:53And everyone's gonna come running to tend to him.
00:21:57Oh my God!
00:21:58Creating the perfect distraction for you to go in and steal that motherfucking ring.
00:22:05If I do this, Uncle Tony dies.
00:22:08Yes.
00:22:09He dies.
00:22:14He dies.
00:22:17If he eats them.
00:22:19Not if you just smear them under his pillow.
00:22:21Got it?
00:22:24Yeah...
00:22:24I don't know.
00:22:25Maybe we should just...
00:22:2750-50.
00:22:37Hey, honey.
00:22:39Yanni!
00:22:39I've been looking for you for the past hour.
00:22:41But here you are, hiding up here with your mommy.
00:22:44Yeah, we were just, uh...
00:22:47We were tired.
00:22:47Don't you get tired of being a mama's boy?
00:22:50Because I sure am tired of it.
00:22:52And I'm here, in case you forgot.
00:22:54And I am bored.
00:22:58What's that?
00:23:05What's that?
00:23:06Oh.
00:23:07Oh, this...
00:23:08Blueberries.
00:23:09Why do you have blueberries?
00:23:12It's...
00:23:12Every...
00:23:13Year we do...
00:23:14Annual...
00:23:16Bake...
00:23:16We do...
00:23:17It's the blueberry pie we do every year.
00:23:20You are literally the worst bullshitter I've ever met in my life.
00:23:23Monique!
00:23:23I simply asked my son to help me to my room with my suitcase.
00:23:27And we got to reminiscing.
00:23:28Can't you cut him some slack?
00:23:30I will when you will, Mom.
00:23:36I'm horny.
00:23:38Are you done?
00:23:39You know what? Sorry.
00:23:40I gotta go.
00:23:41Mm-hmm.
00:23:41Come on, babe.
00:23:42I'll be one sec.
00:23:43Okay.
00:23:47Look, I know you hate me.
00:23:49But you are ruining that poor boy's life.
00:23:52And until you cut that umbilical cord,
00:23:54he's never gonna be a real man.
00:23:56And what's gonna happen to his manhood
00:23:58when he finds out you've been cheating on him
00:24:00with his more successful, richer brother?
00:24:09I would never do that.
00:24:10Oh, but you do.
00:24:12Frequently.
00:24:13I see everything.
00:24:15What I don't see is what they see
00:24:17in a basic bimbo like you.
00:24:19You fucking cunt.
00:24:32I know you're in there.
00:24:34You can come out now.
00:24:37I know you're here.
00:24:44Well, well.
00:24:46It looks like our lovely little maid
00:24:48is a bit of a snoop.
00:24:50I'm so sorry, Mrs. Harbour.
00:24:52I was just...
00:24:53Don't mind.
00:24:56I have connections at your mother's hostel.
00:24:59Do you want her dead?
00:25:00No, of course not.
00:25:01Then you're going to poison Tony.
00:25:03You're gonna go into his room
00:25:05and you're gonna get that ring
00:25:06and you're gonna bring it to me.
00:25:08And if you tell Tony your mother dies,
00:25:13who's gonna believe a pathetic little maid?
00:25:19I don't believe you.
00:25:20You're stealing your own son's wedding gift.
00:25:23Don't you care about him?
00:25:24Spoken like a girl who's always been poor.
00:25:27Sweetie, when it comes to money,
00:25:29nobody gives a fuck about anyone.
00:25:31I care about Tony.
00:25:32I can't do this to him.
00:25:33Then choose Tony.
00:25:36Or your mother.
00:25:38I loved Tony.
00:25:40Like a father.
00:25:41But it was my own mother.
00:25:43Sick and dying in the hospital.
00:25:44What was I supposed to do?
00:25:50Never remember your mother.
00:25:53She was beautiful and very kind.
00:25:57I remember this one time.
00:25:58When I was a kid, I was riding my bike
00:26:00and I had fallen and skinned my knee pretty bad.
00:26:04And she happened to be walking by
00:26:06and she stopped everything that she was doing
00:26:08and she came over and helped me up
00:26:12and made sure I was okay.
00:26:16Actually, I think you might have been there.
00:26:19Do you remember that?
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:24You were the golden boy
00:26:27and I was just the maid's daughter.
00:26:30Not to me you weren't.
00:26:32What about that time
00:26:33that we carved our names in that tree?
00:26:37Do you remember that?
00:26:38Of course, Alan.
00:26:40Look, I really...
00:26:41I have to apologize.
00:26:42I'm so sorry, Jesus Christ.
00:26:44I'm, uh...
00:26:46I should not be talking about the past.
00:26:48Um, you are...
00:26:50a suspect
00:26:52in a homicide.
00:26:54And I am the lead investigator.
00:26:56Let's just, um...
00:26:58Let's stick to the matter at hand, okay?
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:02Brittany, I want you to tell it to me straight.
00:27:06Did you do it?
00:27:08Did you steal that ring?
00:27:10No, you didn't steal that ring?
00:27:14No, you must.
00:27:14Yes, I did!
00:27:17No, you didn't.
00:27:21No, I was here.
00:27:34He puts me.
00:27:34No, I was in a mirror.
00:27:39No, it wasn't a mirror.
00:27:40He was in a mirror room.
00:27:40It was a memory room.
00:27:40Oh, my God.
00:28:10What are you doing here?
00:28:14Brittany, I ask you a question.
00:28:16What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:21I ask you a question.
00:28:22What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:26I was...
00:28:28I was looking for something.
00:28:30What?
00:28:32Never mind, it's not here.
00:28:35Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:37I'm sorry not to scare you.
00:28:40I just haven't been feeling too well lately.
00:28:42My doctor says my blood pressure is out of control.
00:28:45I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription.
00:28:49What was I in the middle of?
00:28:52Playing my bingo blitz.
00:28:58I'm making a huge mistake.
00:29:01I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth.
00:29:03I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me
00:29:05because he's the only one who truly trusts me.
00:29:09And...
00:29:12It's just about time for dinner so I ought to go make sure that's ready.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:17Thank you, Brittany.
00:29:19You mean so much to me.
00:29:21You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:25Thanks.
00:29:37You got what you wanted.
00:29:38Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:42Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:47Or Tony.
00:29:49Or Tony.
00:29:51Idiot child.
00:29:53I don't know who your mother even is.
00:29:56And as for Tony?
00:29:57He's my brother.
00:29:59I would never actually hurt him.
00:30:01And now that I am a multi-millionaire,
00:30:04I no longer need to hurt people.
00:30:07Unless, of course, they get in my way.
00:30:10So make no mistake.
00:30:13You are the one who actually stole this.
00:30:16And if you ever say anything to anyone,
00:30:20no one will ever hear from you again.
00:30:28What have I done?
00:30:29I can't believe how naive I was.
00:30:32How stupid.
00:30:33No, hey, look at me.
00:30:34It's not your fault.
00:30:36They went after your mother.
00:30:38You did the best that you could.
00:30:41And you helped spare Tony's life.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:44For a few hours.
00:30:46He still got murdered.
00:30:48Yeah, about that.
00:30:48If Sylvia already had the ring,
00:30:50then what motive would she have to kill Tony later?
00:30:53The answer is she didn't kill him.
00:30:55Okay, well then who did?
00:30:57If it wasn't Sylvia and it wasn't Yawned,
00:30:59the only other person that knew about the allergy...
00:31:03was you.
00:31:06You knew.
00:31:08Brittany, I have to be honest with you.
00:31:10If blueberries turn out to be the cause of death,
00:31:12this isn't looking good for you.
00:31:14You're right.
00:31:16I am.
00:31:17But there's something else you don't know.
00:31:21The house of Uncle Tony is at least 200 years old.
00:31:25It once belonged to an aristocratic family that hid many secrets.
00:31:29The house is filled with hidden corners and passageways,
00:31:32allowing you to see and hear anything you want.
00:31:36Oh my God.
00:31:39I don't think the blueberries are what killed Tony after all.
00:31:43Oh my God.
00:31:44Oh my God.
00:31:44This feels so good.
00:31:46Oh my God.
00:31:51Oh my God.
00:31:51In the back of my mind, I kept thinking.
00:31:53There were no blueberries in Tony's food and only one on his plate.
00:31:56So good.
00:31:57Allergy or not, that's not enough to kill him.
00:31:59Oh, fuck.
00:32:01Oh my God, this feels so good.
00:32:02Oh my God.
00:32:03Say it loud.
00:32:04I say it like you fucking mean it.
00:32:05I love you so much.
00:32:07How much did you fucking love me?
00:32:08So much.
00:32:10I hope you're thinking about me while you're fucking hurt.
00:32:13I can finally feel your dick.
00:32:14You're so hard.
00:32:15Yeah, it's all because of you, baby.
00:32:16Oh yeah.
00:32:17This is so bad.
00:32:18God damn it.
00:32:20What the fuck are you doing here?
00:32:22I'm a little busy.
00:32:24What?
00:32:26We need to talk.
00:32:29Now.
00:32:30Give me some seconds.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:39Let's go.
00:32:45Until that moment, I thought that Sylvia was the only one who could hurt Uncle Tony.
00:32:50But I was wrong.
00:32:52Steph is so much worse.
00:32:59So, Jan told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself.
00:33:04I knew that old Medusa bitch would try.
00:33:08I'm not gonna let her get away with it.
00:33:09Huh.
00:33:10I admire your spunk.
00:33:12I'll help you take the ring before Sylvia can.
00:33:16Assuming we split the money 50-50.
00:33:20I say we take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves.
00:33:24Really?
00:33:25You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:33:27For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone.
00:33:30Even you.
00:33:32I know.
00:33:34I know what?
00:33:38Everything.
00:33:40I know about my future husband.
00:33:43And I know that you've been sleeping with him.
00:33:47What?
00:33:50No.
00:33:52Steph, come on.
00:33:53Are you kidding me?
00:33:55You're my best friend.
00:33:56I wouldn't do that.
00:33:59What are you doing?
00:34:00Now tell me.
00:34:02Are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:34:06Yes or no?
00:34:09No.
00:34:10No, no.
00:34:11You're my best friend.
00:34:13I wouldn't do that.
00:34:14Then show me your phone.
00:34:16Show me the last text message from Ryan.
00:34:20I'll tell you what.
00:34:22If I'm wrong, you get all the money.
00:34:27Every last cent.
00:34:30But if I'm right, then I get this little piggy.
00:34:39Deal?
00:34:44We're both adults here.
00:34:47Yes.
00:34:47Ryan and I fool around sometimes.
00:34:50But it means nothing.
00:34:51I swear, it means nothing.
00:34:53I'm with the lame brother who can't even hold a job.
00:34:56All I want is to just be with the hotter, richer brother.
00:34:58Just for a second.
00:34:59I mean, if you were me, I mean, you would totally do the same thing.
00:35:03Here's the thing.
00:35:04I would never beat you.
00:35:10Okay.
00:35:11How do you want to do?
00:35:12You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:35:14Fine.
00:35:14Well, I'd do this thing with my hips that Ryan really loves.
00:35:17And maybe if you tried it...
00:35:19That one hurt.
00:35:21Good.
00:35:21You are nothing but a cheap whore.
00:35:24And just because Ryan fucked your dirty ass,
00:35:26doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it.
00:35:28It seems like he put a lot of effort into all the photos he sent me.
00:35:35At least seven or eight inches of effort.
00:35:40Slut.
00:35:44Ryan, come to the garden.
00:35:47I know everything.
00:35:55What is going on?
00:35:57What happened to Monique?
00:35:59Oh.
00:36:00That dirty little whore over there.
00:36:01That means absolutely nothing to either one of us.
00:36:04Right, honey?
00:36:06Uh...
00:36:07Yeah.
00:36:08Right.
00:36:09And the only thing that matters right now
00:36:12is you going to get that fucking ring.
00:36:16Baby, Uncle Tony is resting.
00:36:18It's not a good time.
00:36:20It's not a good time.
00:36:21Right?
00:36:21Trust me, doll.
00:36:22After we go to this stupid dinner,
00:36:23everything's going to go back to normal.
00:36:25We're going to get to ring.
00:36:26Everything's going to be great.
00:36:27Trust you?
00:36:29That's funny because I know that you're fucking that disgusting rat bitch over there.
00:36:42You think I would stoop to her?
00:36:46Please.
00:36:47You don't drive a used Pontiac when you've got a pristine Rolls Royce just sitting in the driveway.
00:37:02Yeah, that's not my dick.
00:37:05It's on your body.
00:37:08No, it's not.
00:37:09That's a deep fake.
00:37:10That's AI.
00:37:12Do you see the coloration here?
00:37:15I have a pink hue.
00:37:16I don't know if you've seen this.
00:37:18That is obviously a little bit on the greener tint olive.
00:37:22Have you seen me when it's this temperature?
00:37:28I can do the helicopter in this weather.
00:37:31It's so obviously not me.
00:37:33Ryan, I know that it's you.
00:37:37And do you want to be forgiven?
00:37:40Yes.
00:37:41Then go get the fucking ring.
00:37:46Now.
00:37:53So she commanded him to get the ring.
00:37:58And...
00:37:59And...
00:38:01I've really had to use the bathroom.
00:38:03For a while now.
00:38:06Uh, okay, but I can't let you go alone.
00:38:08You're still a suspect.
00:38:09Okay, well, if I don't go right now then I'm gonna pee on the floor.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25Let's go.
00:38:27Let's go.
00:38:35Do you seriously think that I'm gonna run away?
00:38:37Well, I mean you already ran for me many years ago.
00:38:40That wasn't my choice.
00:38:42What does that mean?
00:38:49You know what?
00:38:50I don't even want to know.
00:38:51The truth is it took me many years to get over that, so let's just keep things between us.
00:38:55Colin.
00:39:23You don't want to.
00:39:25I dare you.
00:39:25I do.
00:39:27And, um...
00:39:28That's the problem.
00:39:31You're under investigation, Brittany.
00:39:33For murder.
00:39:34And the first thing that they drill into us at the academy is that the killer always tries to get
00:39:39close.
00:39:40To be liked.
00:39:43Trusted.
00:39:43Trusted.
00:39:47But this ends now.
00:39:49Whatever happened between us, it doesn't matter, okay?
00:39:53I do not lose control on cases.
00:40:04I can tell you this.
00:40:07Steph would have done anything to get that ring.
00:40:17Yes.
00:40:19Uncle Tony.
00:40:19I...
00:40:20I am going to formally ask for Steph's hand.
00:40:25And being the only male heir in the family, I need to ask for the heir in the ring.
00:40:32Formally.
00:40:34Now.
00:40:35Now?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37What's the rush?
00:40:39There's no rush.
00:40:41I just want to make sure that it fits on, uh, Moenick's finger.
00:40:44You mean Steph's finger, right?
00:40:46Steph.
00:40:47Steph's...
00:40:47Steph's...
00:40:47Steph's finger.
00:40:49Yeah, obviously Steph's finger.
00:40:50Obviously.
00:40:51I don't know why I would say anyone else's.
00:40:53It's a...
00:40:55Freudian...
00:40:56It's a slip of some kind.
00:40:57I don't...
00:40:58Wilbur...
00:41:05Ah!
00:41:08Uncle Tony?
00:41:09What's wrong?
00:41:17I was afraid Tony would have a heart attack right then and there.
00:41:20That ring means so much to him.
00:41:23And not only because it's worth millions.
00:41:30Where's the ring?
00:41:31No, no, no.
00:41:33He's going to tell him that half the inheritance is gone.
00:41:36The ring is fine.
00:41:38I'm just not convinced that you and Steph are truly in love.
00:41:42He isn't telling you.
00:41:43But why?
00:41:44Your fiancé there.
00:41:48Well, maybe you should just think a little bit longer and make sure she's really the one before I give
00:41:54you the ring.
00:41:57You psycho worm!
00:42:00Listen to me, okay?
00:42:01I'm not going to let some old man who smells like artichokes and old socks tell me what type of
00:42:10wedding ring I will be wearing to my wedding.
00:42:14How dare you question my character?
00:42:17And you want to talk about class?
00:42:18You live in a mansion of a shitbox.
00:42:21It's decrepit.
00:42:23It's disintegrating.
00:42:24It looks like it came out of Shrek's ass.
00:42:26And you want to, what, judge others?
00:42:28Ryan and I?
00:42:30We're in love.
00:42:31This is the real deal, baby.
00:42:33We are so in love to the depths of our fucking souls.
00:42:36Watch this.
00:42:38Come here, baby.
00:42:42Sweet like a strawberry.
00:42:48Wait, what exactly did Steph steal?
00:42:52Blood pressure medication.
00:42:54Donnie's had a heart condition for years.
00:42:56What the fuck?
00:43:01Officer, whatever.
00:43:02How long does it take to get a statement from a murderer?
00:43:06You can let everyone know that we'll be done soon.
00:43:08Hmm, great.
00:43:09And also just want to let you know, even though she has this little innocent virgin thing going on, that
00:43:15bitch is a liar.
00:43:17Just one question before you go.
00:43:20Um, did you know that Tony had a heart condition?
00:43:23No.
00:43:25No.
00:43:26Of course not.
00:43:27Definitely not.
00:43:28I don't know anything about these people's health conditions.
00:43:32I'm Little Miss Keep to myself.
00:43:35Toodles.
00:43:37Well, that girl's a liar.
00:43:40Tell me about it.
00:43:42The amount of times I've heard her say,
00:43:43When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:45When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:48When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:53Okay, so...
00:43:55Steph is our killer.
00:44:01That's why I kept following her.
00:44:04Did you?
00:44:05I didn't trust her one inch.
00:44:07Did you hit me?
00:44:09Of course not.
00:44:10I'm your bestie.
00:44:12Anyway.
00:44:13Are you seriously willing to do anything to get that ring?
00:44:17Including getting rid of the old man?
00:44:18Getting rid of who?
00:44:20Uncle Tony.
00:44:21For the ring.
00:44:22Oh, um...
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:26Willing.
00:44:27Good.
00:44:28Now listen very carefully.
00:44:29Uncle Tony...
00:44:31has a heart condition.
00:44:33So I'm gonna need your molly.
00:44:35I don't know what you're talking about.
00:44:38I saw the text messages to Ryan.
00:44:40The nerve.
00:44:42You went through my phone?
00:44:43Idiot.
00:44:44You showed it to me yourself.
00:44:46As if I would never do that.
00:44:49Monique, do you want the money or not?
00:45:05Perfect.
00:45:06Easy enough.
00:45:07Now the old fuck will die and we'll get the ring.
00:45:26Are you kidding me?
00:45:28Oh, gosh.
00:45:29I'm so sorry.
00:45:30You fucking idiot.
00:45:31Old basement dweller rat bitch.
00:45:33You literally smell and look like a skunk.
00:45:35I...
00:45:36I crushed...
00:45:40Tony's blood pressure medication?
00:45:44What were you ladies doing with this?
00:45:47We were just, um...
00:45:49We were...
00:45:52Going to the bathroom.
00:45:53Disgusting bitch.
00:45:59You know, I have to just say that is...
00:46:03That was some impressive police work.
00:46:06Very brave.
00:46:07I didn't feel brave.
00:46:08No, you caught Steph and Monique on their way to kill Tony.
00:46:12You stopped their plan.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:15Their plan would have failed anyway.
00:46:22I looked at the pills afterward and they were expired.
00:46:25Tony never would have taken them.
00:46:27What was the point of the story then?
00:46:29If Tony would have never taken the pills, then he never would have died.
00:46:33They didn't kill him.
00:46:36Look, Brittany.
00:46:39We've been sitting here for over an hour and a half now.
00:46:42Going in circles.
00:46:45Is that on purpose?
00:46:47What do you mean?
00:46:48I mean, maybe you're taking advantage that I'm a patient man.
00:46:52No.
00:46:54No, not at all.
00:46:55Yeah, no.
00:46:56Maybe you've just been playing me this whole time.
00:46:59No, it...
00:47:00That...
00:47:01I swear.
00:47:02Everything that I have told you has been true.
00:47:04Yeah.
00:47:05Everything...
00:47:07Except for who the actual killer is.
00:47:13Alan.
00:47:15I know that you may have some feelings and anger towards me for what happened between us years ago.
00:47:24But...
00:47:26I swear to you, I'm not lying.
00:47:30There's someone else we haven't talked about.
00:47:33Ryan.
00:47:35Where the hell is that will?
00:47:38Probably I'll go into mom anyway, since...
00:47:40She was the closest to Uncle T's.
00:47:43No, listen.
00:47:44Uncle Tony knows full well mom's gonna blow everything that he built.
00:47:47Now, I...
00:47:48I'm not willing to risk that.
00:47:51So I'm gonna get my name in that will.
00:47:53One way or another.
00:47:57Well, I...
00:47:58I'm not willing to risk that.
00:48:00I'm getting my name in the will.
00:48:01Any way that I can.
00:48:02So what am I doing here?
00:48:04To change it.
00:48:05If need be.
00:48:06Come on.
00:48:08Didn't you study law or something?
00:48:09I did.
00:48:10Well, I...
00:48:11Did the Zoom...
00:48:12Thing.
00:48:13The Zoom process.
00:48:14Yeah, good.
00:48:14Good enough.
00:48:19So, uh...
00:48:21What's in it for me?
00:48:23What do you mean?
00:48:25You're my little brother.
00:48:26Okay?
00:48:26Why don't you just grow up here and stand up for this family for once?
00:48:30Okay, look.
00:48:31If you help me with the well, I'll cut you in.
00:48:34I want half.
00:48:36No.
00:48:3770-30.
00:48:38All right.
00:48:39I'm gonna go take a shit.
00:48:40No, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:48:42Half.
00:48:42Half of a bazillion is still a bazillion.
00:48:44Okay, but listen, there's one thing that's still worrying me.
00:48:49The maid.
00:48:50The maid?
00:48:51She's been snooping around.
00:48:53Yeah, no dick, idiot.
00:48:54She's a fucking maid, bro.
00:48:56We are gonna have to deal with her.
00:48:59Suddenly I understood everything.
00:49:01Well, she's been snooping around.
00:49:03Ryan had the motive.
00:49:04He didn't just want the ring.
00:49:05He wanted the whole fortune.
00:49:07The entire inheritance.
00:49:09Tony was in immediate danger.
00:49:11And only I could stop it.
00:49:14What are you doing in here?
00:49:17I was just lost.
00:49:20Lost?
00:49:21Yeah, I was, I was, uh, I was looking for the bathroom.
00:49:25I don't even know what this, what is this?
00:49:28A kitchen?
00:49:29I know, a kitchen.
00:49:31When I see one, I thought this was one of those fancy kitchen bathrooms.
00:49:34Like with the bathroom and the kitchen, it's like a fusion, it's like a fusion thing.
00:49:42Dude, what the fuck?
00:49:44Did you kill her?
00:49:45No, shut up, idiot.
00:49:47All right?
00:49:48She'll just be out for a minute.
00:49:49Hey, Yanni, Yanni, I need you to listen to me, all right?
00:49:53About what you need to do, okay?
00:50:01Please, don't let them hurt Tony.
00:50:04Don't let them hurt Tony.
00:50:07Oh, Brittany, hey, hey, are you okay?
00:50:11I gotta save Uncle Tony.
00:50:15Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, don't go in there.
00:50:18Uncle Tony said he did not want to be disturbed.
00:50:21He's, he's resting.
00:50:23Uncle Tony.
00:50:25Stop, stop, hey, hey, why do you always have to make so much trouble?
00:50:29Just, you know what, fine, fine, you asked for this.
00:50:33Come here.
00:50:34You asked for this.
00:50:35Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:36He, he did what?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:39That son of a bitch assaulted you?
00:50:41No, but he did something worse.
00:50:44They all did.
00:50:49That's when they decided to destroy my life.
00:50:53That's when the real nightmare began.
00:50:57What are you doing?
00:50:59What's happening?
00:51:02Yanni!
00:51:04Whoa, hey, what are you doing?
00:51:06Blowing down my pants, giving me a blowjob like I'm a piece of meat.
00:51:09Nice job.
00:51:11Maybe you should buy me a date first, huh?
00:51:16You know what?
00:51:20Honestly, I would screw you.
00:51:22Because you have just this really perfect ass.
00:51:25But, right now, I have much more important law for you.
00:51:31Yanni.
00:51:33Yanni.
00:51:34Yanni.
00:51:34What happened?
00:51:43Uncle Tony.
00:51:44You're here alive.
00:51:46Yes, as far as I know.
00:51:48Were you expecting something different?
00:51:50They didn't kill him.
00:51:52So what was their secret plan?
00:51:56Uncle Tony, I have to tell you something.
00:51:59It's important.
00:52:01I'm getting so good at this, I just keep winning this bingo bliss.
00:52:05It's about your ring.
00:52:07My ring.
00:52:08Yes, yes.
00:52:09You know, nephew Ryan came by and demanded I give him the ring.
00:52:15You know, the precious amethyst one.
00:52:19Then when I went to the safe to retrieve it, it was gone.
00:52:23Brittany, did you hear what I said?
00:52:25The ring was missing.
00:52:28Someone stole it.
00:52:29Now, I know before everyone arrived, it was in the safe.
00:52:34I'm embarrassed to even consider that someone in my family would steal from me.
00:52:40Now, I know you wouldn't do it.
00:52:42But I'll do when I find out who did this.
00:52:46I can't do this.
00:52:48I can't keep the truth from him any longer.
00:52:50Uncle Tony, I have to tell you that everyone in this house is hiding something.
00:52:58Good heavens, what is going on?
00:53:00Oh my God.
00:53:01Do you think you could fuck my fiancé?
00:53:03Come on, get off.
00:53:04Okay, I'm fine.
00:53:06What is going on here?
00:53:07This lying slut knows exactly what's going on.
00:53:17Brittany, what is this?
00:53:20I'm so sorry, Uncle Tony.
00:53:22We all thought she was good and loyal.
00:53:24But turns out, she's just a gold-digging whore.
00:53:29She seduced my fiancé.
00:53:31She's wanted him ever since he was a young boy who had come to visit you.
00:53:34Who knows what else she'll destroy.
00:53:36Brittany, is it true?
00:53:38Are you having an affair with Ryan?
00:53:40No.
00:53:41Oh God, I'm so sorry you had to see that, Uncle Tony.
00:53:44Yes, it's all sorted and true.
00:53:45And I'm deeply ashamed.
00:53:49But Brittany here, she's so obsessed.
00:53:52One moment of weakness.
00:53:54And I gave in.
00:53:55Look, baby, I'm so sorry.
00:53:57What can I do to make it up to you?
00:53:59You son of a bitch.
00:54:02How can I ever trust you again?
00:54:03Look, baby, I was just fooled by this wicked woman.
00:54:07It's like this witchcraft.
00:54:08This pheromones just, they hit my nostrils.
00:54:10That there's nothing I could do.
00:54:12Maybe it's primal.
00:54:14How many times have I put you in a made outfit?
00:54:16And told you that it does it for me.
00:54:18And you just expect me to come home.
00:54:20And then suddenly this shows up.
00:54:22It used to be an old woman.
00:54:24That's what it is.
00:54:24She's just so not you.
00:54:26That it just, it hits this other part of me.
00:54:29And I don't understand it.
00:54:31Baby, please, okay?
00:54:32You just gotta forgive me, all right?
00:54:34It won't happen again.
00:54:36Only way for me to know is if we get rid of her.
00:54:41What?
00:54:43Uncle Tony, you have to believe me.
00:54:46He drugged me.
00:54:47Oh, please.
00:54:49Why would I?
00:54:50Because you all want something from Uncle Tony.
00:54:53His ring and his inheritance.
00:54:55You're all liars and crooks.
00:54:59Well, I hate to say it, but she's right.
00:55:01Huh.
00:55:03Not you.
00:55:03Steph is right.
00:55:05This maid is a dirty liar and a whore.
00:55:08She stole your ring, brought it to me,
00:55:11and asked to split 50-50.
00:55:14Impossible.
00:55:15And now you're really beginning to piss me off, Sylvia.
00:55:18Hey, brother, I would never...
00:55:19I trust Brittany with my whole house.
00:55:21She would never do that.
00:55:24Strange.
00:55:25Isn't she the only one with the password to your safe?
00:55:29Yes, and I still don't believe it.
00:55:31Well, why don't you ask your little maid
00:55:33who stole the ring and brought it to me?
00:55:42I took it, Tony, but...
00:55:45Oh, God.
00:55:46I'm...
00:55:47I'm...
00:55:47I can explain.
00:55:49I...
00:55:49No need to, Brittany.
00:55:52You've...
00:55:53deeply disappointed me.
00:55:56I took care of you and your sick mother
00:55:57every day for years.
00:56:04That all ends now.
00:56:06You can stay on and work the birthday dinner.
00:56:11But after that, we have to leave the house.
00:56:14Never to return.
00:56:19We have to leave the house.
00:56:21Never to return.
00:56:25Time to take out the trash.
00:56:36What they did to you,
00:56:38that's not okay.
00:56:39It's on my fault.
00:56:41What?
00:56:41No, no.
00:56:42Come on.
00:56:42It's not your fault.
00:56:43If I had just told Tony
00:56:45what was happening,
00:56:47then...
00:56:48none of it would have happened, but...
00:56:52I just paved the way for them to...
00:56:56murder him.
00:56:59Tony died.
00:57:00And I'm to blame.
00:57:02No.
00:57:03Listen to me.
00:57:04You are not to blame.
00:57:06The only thing that you're to blame for
00:57:08is being a good person.
00:57:10You love.
00:57:11You trust.
00:57:12Those bastards took advantage of that, yes.
00:57:15But that does not make you a bad person.
00:57:18No, I am.
00:57:22I left you.
00:57:36Why?
00:57:40Why?
00:57:42Your mother...
00:57:44She told me
00:57:45that I couldn't see you anymore.
00:57:48She threatened to have my mom fired
00:57:50and to get me expelled.
00:57:52To destroy our lives.
00:57:54All because you were from a prominent family
00:57:56and I was...
00:57:58the daughter of a maid.
00:58:00Oh, my God.
00:58:01I couldn't understand
00:58:02why you would just leave me.
00:58:06It broke my heart, too.
00:58:10I loved you so much.
00:58:15I'm sorry.
00:58:17Um...
00:58:17I-I-I can't do this.
00:58:18It's just too confusing for me right now.
00:58:20I'm sorry.
00:58:21I don't think it's confusing at all.
00:58:26I...
00:58:28I think that...
00:58:29you came here tonight for a reason.
00:58:35I think that...
00:58:36you're meant to be here because...
00:58:40I believe in second chances.
00:58:43I think...
00:58:45you're meant to be here.
00:58:46I...
00:58:46I...
00:58:49I...
00:58:56I...
00:58:59I...
00:59:11I...
00:59:11I poured the wine and now they're tracing every line
00:59:18If I didn't use my crying tonight
00:59:25Then read my tears in black and white
00:59:31Between my secrets candlelight
00:59:38I'm just a girl who lost the fight
00:59:41And every doubt you try to prove
00:59:45Still trembles when I make a move
00:59:51I'm not the ghost inside these walls
00:59:54Not every tear is guilty's call
00:59:57But if you choose to walk away
01:00:01Then that's the price I'll have to pay
01:00:09I love you
01:00:11Love and use my crying tonight
01:00:17Then let the truth come
01:00:27What is going on here?
01:00:29Uh, nothing
01:00:31What do you need?
01:00:32Doesn't matter
01:00:32Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram
01:00:35With explicit instructions on where to find and read Uncle Tony's will immediately
01:00:41So everyone in the house needs to hear it
01:00:43We need murderers
01:00:44Okay, we'll be right down
01:00:46Just give us a minute
01:00:52I'm gonna have to go face that horrible family again
01:00:56I'll protect you
01:01:00You will?
01:01:02I've never in a million years thought that I would ever get you back
01:01:07But here you are
01:01:11And whatever happens
01:01:13I am not losing you again
01:01:15Not this time
01:01:17So if those bastards wanna mess with you
01:01:21They'll have to go through me
01:01:28Can we turn the AC on? It's ruining my photo
01:01:31Would you guys just shut the fuck up?
01:01:33Oh my god
01:01:34Seriously?
01:01:35Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:01:38Alright, alright everybody
01:01:39Let's just, let's keep the peace, okay?
01:01:42Obviously, Uncle T's lawyer can't be here
01:01:44But he showed me where the will is
01:01:46I studied law, so I should be the one to read it
01:01:49Um, honey, you took a crash Zoom course and didn't even finish it
01:01:54That's enough
01:01:54It can't be that hard
01:01:55There's gonna be one line
01:01:57And it's gonna name me as the sole heir
01:01:59There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like our mom
01:02:03Excuse me?
01:02:04Or to my loser brother
01:02:06Well, you seemed to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to
01:02:12I am set and you can all go to hell
01:02:15Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan
01:02:17What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:02:21Possession is nine-tenths of the law
01:02:24You old wedge
01:02:27I'm gonna rip that ring off of the window
01:02:29I would like to see you try
01:02:30Ladies, stop, stop, please
01:02:32Okay
01:02:33Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:02:36Okay
01:02:36Yeah
01:02:44Okay
01:02:45I, Tony, being of sound mind and body
01:02:49Do hereby
01:02:51Be-be-greeth-be-grieve?
01:02:55Be-grieve?
01:02:57Be-grieve?
01:02:58Be-queath?
01:02:58Be-queath all of my earthly possessions
01:03:01I'm including the mansion, the Tuscan Villa, the vineyards and the cars
01:03:08To my sole heiress
01:03:11Heiress?
01:03:12Heiress?
01:03:13Yes!
01:03:14It's a woman!
01:03:15I was right
01:03:17Hahaha
01:03:17Fuck you
01:03:19Fuck you
01:03:21Fuck you
01:03:22Fuck you
01:03:22And especially
01:03:24Fuck
01:03:25You
01:03:26To my sole heiress
01:03:28My maid
01:03:30What?
01:03:31What?
01:03:32Brittany Logan
01:03:33What?
01:03:33Have you been fucking Tony?
01:03:36Oh yeah, God
01:03:37You're a slut
01:03:40My maid
01:03:42Brittany Logan
01:03:43What?
01:03:44Fucking whore
01:03:45You're a slut
01:03:45You bitch
01:03:46You fucking
01:03:47You fucking
01:03:50You fucking
01:03:53You fucking
01:03:53You fucking
01:03:54You fucking
01:03:54No seriously, give me the fucking
01:03:56All right, all right, all right, all right
01:03:59I'm sorry to interrupt this little family squabble or whatever this is
01:04:03But there is one thing that I know for certain
01:04:05And that is that the killer is here in this room currently
01:04:09And unless that person comes forward right now and confesses
01:04:13You're all under arrest
01:04:16Okay, well I think it's pretty obvious who the killer is at this point
01:04:20The murderer is Brittany
01:04:24Like I said three hours ago, okay?
01:04:27Does everybody remember that?
01:04:28Can we all go to a flashback moment when I said that?
01:04:33I know who did it
01:04:34It was her!
01:04:36Thank God you're here!
01:04:37My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here!
01:04:42Brittany is apparently, and against all logic and reason, Tony's sole heiress
01:04:48I mean fuck, that's her motive!
01:04:54She had a cover up too
01:04:56She knew that we were all coming here tonight
01:04:59And she also knew that we all wanted something from Uncle Tony
01:05:03So, what did she do?
01:05:05This little rat bitch decided to change the will right before his birthday
01:05:13And she was spying on us
01:05:15Learned all of our secrets
01:05:18She was the only one with access to Uncle Tony's food
01:05:29Clearly, we are a greedy type, yes
01:05:33And none of us actually gave a single fuck about Uncle Tony, let's be honest
01:05:37But we could not actually commit cold heart murder
01:05:42Even if we all thought about it
01:05:46But this one here
01:05:51Cover
01:05:53Motive
01:05:55Opportunity
01:05:57I mean Jesus
01:05:58Mr. Police Officer, arrest this whore immediately
01:06:03Wow
01:06:05That was so clever and sexy, baby
01:06:08Honey?
01:06:10What?
01:06:12You're
01:06:16I'm sorry
01:06:18The will
01:06:18It's
01:06:19A hell of a motive
01:06:22And a hell of a twist
01:06:25I don't know if I can protect you from any of this
01:06:28Did you tell me the truth about any of it?
01:06:35Brittany
01:06:36Please tell me that what we had was real
01:06:38Do you really think that I killed Tony?
01:06:41For his money?
01:06:42I don't know what to think
01:06:47I'm sorry
01:06:48I'm sorry
01:06:49Well, no, I'll
01:06:54Um
01:07:01911, what's your emergency?
01:07:03Yeah, it's Detective Beckham
01:07:04I need all units to the Harbor residence as soon as possible
01:07:07Whatever you're doing can wait
01:07:09Whatever you're doing can wait
01:07:13Hey!
01:07:16Don't move a muscle
01:07:18I'll be right back
01:07:20No, wait Alan
01:07:29Listen up
01:07:30I don't care what you did or did not do
01:07:32My lawyers are excellent
01:07:34They will get you out
01:07:35If you agree to marry me
01:07:37And share the inheritance
01:07:38You disgusting prick
01:07:40I don't want the money
01:07:41I don't want the inheritance
01:07:42And I most definitely do not want you
01:07:46Are you sure about that?
01:07:49I'll unlock you right now, babes
01:07:50All you gotta do is split the inheritance with me
01:07:53Okay?
01:07:55It's better than prison
01:07:56What do you think?
01:08:02What do you think?
01:08:03The most important thing now is Alan
01:08:05I have to find him and convince him that what we had was real
01:08:10And...
01:08:10That I didn't kill Tony
01:08:12Okay
01:08:14I agree
01:08:14I agree
01:08:15Unlock me
01:08:20Don't screw me, mate
01:08:22I can't promise
01:08:25Unlock it up
01:08:28That's binding
01:08:39Alex?
01:08:42Alex?
01:08:59Hello, Britney
01:09:00Oh my god
01:09:02Hello, Britney
01:09:04Are you a ghost?
01:09:07Or am I dead?
01:09:09Relax
01:09:10Neither
01:09:11Then what? How are you?
01:09:14I faked my death.
01:09:15Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize my entire family wanted me dead to get their grubby hands on
01:09:21my fortune.
01:09:22So I beat him to the punch. I staged the whole thing.
01:09:25I do regret having to do so at your expense.
01:09:30But I knew I could trust you. And only you.
01:09:35Crazy old fool! Do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:09:38I almost died at least five times with your stupid game!
01:09:44It wasn't all fake.
01:09:47The truth is, I am sick.
01:09:50I won't live to celebrate my next birthday.
01:09:54And the inheritance is yours.
01:10:00Why?
01:10:01It's simple.
01:10:03You're the sweetest, kindest person I know.
01:10:06And I believe that good people deserve good things.
01:10:11There's not enough of that in the world.
01:10:13And so, my entire estate, the four billion dollars, and the property,
01:10:22it's yours.
01:10:27My entire estate, the four billion dollars, and the property, it's yours.
01:10:36But what about Alan?
01:10:38Alan.
01:10:39Alan, my friend, I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen to me.
01:10:43And if it does, I need you to come back and investigate.
01:10:47You're the best investigator in the world, and the only one who can figure out what happened.
01:10:53We are old friends.
01:10:57Okay, okay, guys.
01:10:59Chat Shibiti says that if she did kill him, then she cannot inherit.
01:11:03So, we just split the assets evenly.
01:11:08So, it's fair.
01:11:10Ahem.
01:11:11I have something that I would like to say.
01:11:14How did you get out?
01:11:15Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all.
01:11:17I would like to tell you the truth.
01:11:19About what happened to Uncle Tony.
01:11:22Go ahead.
01:11:22Say it.
01:11:31Tony, you know, I only see you at my birthday.
01:11:34Each year I watch you grow more greedy, more cruel, more immoral.
01:11:40When I realized that you were only here for my money, I decided to test you and fake my death.
01:11:55Oh, my God!
01:11:57Uncle Tony, you were, like, hilarious.
01:12:00I mean, we all fell for that.
01:12:02We even fell for the fact that you were giving the maid all your shit.
01:12:05Oh, don't worry.
01:12:06That was all true.
01:12:08I've changed my will.
01:12:10Brittany inherits everything.
01:12:11You inherit nothing.
01:12:13What?
01:12:13All the financial support I've given you these many years, all the homes in my name, you're cut off.
01:12:21What?
01:12:21What?
01:12:22The Wakanda!
01:12:23Starting now, you have nothing.
01:12:25I hope you live streamed that.
01:12:34Listen up, old man.
01:12:36I don't give up like your loser family, okay?
01:12:40Yes, I can see that.
01:12:41You're of a different breed.
01:12:43Damn straight I am.
01:12:44And the only way you're gonna get rid of me is if you give me what I came for.
01:12:49The ring!
01:12:51Oh, you'll regret the day that I met Ryan in the Starbucks urinal.
01:12:56I already do.
01:12:59I'll make your life a living hell, old man.
01:13:01Or whatever's left of it.
01:13:02So, if I give you the ring, you'll take my greedy nephew and leave forever.
01:13:10Yeah.
01:13:11Okay.
01:13:12Sylvia, the ring.
01:13:15Oh, Jesus.
01:13:25Oh, God.
01:13:31Oh, God.
01:13:39Oh.
01:13:40Oh.
01:13:41Oh.
01:13:42Oh.
01:13:42Oh.
01:13:42son of a bitch you scheming son of a bitch don't slander our mother sylvia you were always her
01:13:53favorite for no reason you were better you weren't smarter and you weren't harder working
01:14:02just because you were born a boy dad mom invested in you sylvia
01:14:10that's how you turned out to be rich and i became poor because of a genetic roll of the dice
01:14:18but this is my ring i deserve it sylvia even if you had been more a man
01:14:24mom and dad wouldn't have supported you you're an ungrateful untalented lazy compulsive liar you
01:14:31deserve nothing
01:14:32oh my god
01:14:41what
01:14:42what
01:14:46it's not a real gun of course what kind of cop would carry a fake gun
01:14:52not a cop
01:14:53a detective and one who's good enough to know that a family of vipers depraved enough to try to kill
01:15:01their own patriarch will eventually become desperate enough to use a gun
01:15:08well there's more of us than you so we outnumber you
01:15:14you want to say that again oh
01:15:16you have a choice you can either stay and wait for the rest of the
01:15:20police force to get here and arrest you for attempted murder
01:15:25which should be any minute now or you can leave forever and find another sugar daddy
01:15:31it's amazing that you idiots never realize in a house like this everything is recorded
01:15:40oh
01:15:45well what'll it be
01:15:49well what'll it be
01:16:07i never felt freer in my life
01:16:11but sylvia ran away with your ring oh let her have it that's a two dollar decoy this is the
01:16:18real
01:16:24you
01:16:25and do you like it
01:16:27it's it's beautiful but i like you being alive much better
01:16:33well i knew you would that's why i'm giving it to you
01:16:38i always said i i would only give my family ring to someone who is marrying for true love
01:16:47this is a 30 million dollar ring
01:16:49and no 70 million
01:16:59go run to him
01:17:08wait alan
01:17:12are you leaving so soon
01:17:15well i didn't want to interrupt the family reunion
01:17:19um speaking of family i
01:17:23i was wondering if you wanted to complete the cycle
01:17:29britney what are you doing
01:17:31you can have any man in the world now
01:17:34i know
01:17:35you're a billionaire
01:17:37and i'm just a smart funny talented good-looking detective
01:17:43why would you want to be with me
01:17:46i don't want to give up on us this time
01:17:50i don't want to let you go
01:17:54i can't wait to see how your mom would react
01:18:04well
01:18:12britney logan
01:18:14will you marry me
01:18:18yes
01:18:20yes
01:18:20yes
01:18:21yes
01:18:23yes
01:18:24yes
01:18:27yes
01:18:45Who's this?
01:18:48Brittany, your mom's here.
01:18:50Mom?
01:18:58How are you walking?
01:19:00Turns out there is a very new and very expensive experimental treatment, and it works.
01:19:07My test came back clearer.
01:19:09I feel wonderful.
01:19:11You look wonderful, but...
01:19:13How did I afford it?
01:19:15I have an angel.
01:19:18Thank you, Uncle Tony.
01:19:22Mom, I want you to meet someone.
01:19:26This is Alan, my future husband.
01:19:30Alan from school?
01:19:32Yes.
01:19:32It's good to see you again.
01:19:34Wow, he's hot.
01:19:36Excuse me?
01:19:37Oh, sorry.
01:19:39You're hot, too?
01:19:41Wait, Mom, Uncle Tony, are the two of you?
01:19:45Yes.
01:19:47Oh.
01:19:48I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:19:52Well.
01:20:00I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:20:01I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:20:01I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:20:01I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:20:01I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:20:01I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:20:02I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:20:02You
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