She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess

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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.

00:00:06Please save my time.

00:00:23Rod of a sepulius.

00:00:30Rod of a sepulius.

00:00:43Rejuvening.

00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!

00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.

00:00:58What?

00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.

00:01:05Here you go, miss.

00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most

00:01:13in need?

00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and

00:01:31run!

00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.

00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.

00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.

00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!

00:02:06Oh!

00:02:08Whoa!

00:02:09Whoa!

00:02:11Whoa!

00:02:13Hey, hey, hey.

00:02:15Hey, hey.

00:02:30global stock market he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can

00:02:37cure

00:02:37him money fame power it's all yours are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential

00:02:50contract to marissa oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie

00:03:00grandma grandma when are you getting married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you

00:03:08healthy forever grandma and butch is still on deployment so that's why i haven't been married

00:03:15yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang a younger stud like you you're talking about my

00:03:24brother's life i don't have time for jokes

00:03:36please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me repay you by

00:03:42granting you a wish grant me a wish and you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity

00:03:48it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving me a migraine are you telling

00:03:56me to

00:03:56pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some faith in me okay uh i

00:04:03wish

00:04:04for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can topple mountains and make a king out

00:04:09of

00:04:10a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo

00:04:18hold still

00:04:26my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you

00:04:31come on come on

00:04:47how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry

00:04:54i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best

00:04:59don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east

00:05:05i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle

00:05:25i have no clue what this is

00:05:30oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all

00:05:35that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander

00:05:52he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but

00:05:58i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these methods

00:06:05and

00:06:05they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can

00:06:19wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct her right rewrites the ronde and her

00:06:28left leaves the bereft that's her motto

00:06:31it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric

00:06:38and elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly

00:06:44save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out about

00:06:52to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need

00:07:14i'll save your son

00:07:17who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't

00:07:22be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting

00:07:29crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy

00:07:37dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal

00:07:45lysander armstrong from us don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see

00:07:57from

00:07:57all your faces that you've failed so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this

00:08:04oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know

00:08:12a

00:08:12gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners

00:08:18wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some

00:08:24a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious

00:08:31ew disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of

00:08:38here now let's go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life

00:08:47sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail

00:08:52maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be

00:08:57a fraud

00:08:58all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's

00:09:05head mounted on

00:09:06my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only here

00:09:13to repay your

00:09:13younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you have a

00:09:21different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if he's a

00:09:30hero to you

00:09:32then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved

00:09:37this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband

00:09:44who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of

00:09:50marrying

00:09:51a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look at her

00:09:56even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cuts

00:10:03from the lowest ranks are bigger for such trivial matters continue wasting your time but i'm saving

00:10:09this patient

00:10:20oh okay what's happening what are we doing

00:10:35oh oh what the hell are you doing

00:10:39i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that

00:10:45sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient are you insane security smash

00:10:50her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the

00:10:56condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from

00:11:03licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal

00:11:09medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what

00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here what what so so you think that this this

00:11:31crummy

00:11:32walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to the homeless

00:11:38asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she does

00:11:43solve

00:11:43this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all certified

00:11:50but lysander does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything

00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right

00:12:03and

00:12:03again there is no such thing as endocryo what what endogenic cryomorphy oh and of course none of

00:12:10you have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd

00:12:16and a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery

00:12:21but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you

00:12:29wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you

00:12:37don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real

00:12:44medical school oh so she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown

00:12:51show coming up with fake diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be

00:12:58a

00:12:58challenge oh yeah if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts

00:13:06of your brain back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean

00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees

00:13:19then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands

00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore

00:13:33these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of

00:13:39your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake

00:13:47don't worry i got this

00:13:52it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch

00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years

00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my

00:14:17son i'll give you everything

00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband

00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing

00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't

00:14:43listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off

00:14:50of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you

00:14:57couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at

00:15:07stake

00:15:07here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm

00:15:14now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh

00:15:20yeah

00:15:20hey you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure

00:15:41left leaves the wrong breath

00:15:48you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor

00:15:53she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save

00:16:02lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the

00:16:08queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with

00:16:15my antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me

00:16:36why is she getting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't

00:16:41get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live

00:16:50but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this

00:16:56way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to

00:17:00live on to

00:17:01give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts

00:17:08let's go for a dip shall we general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the

00:17:18nation are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there

00:17:26alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in

00:17:33all right all right but i warn you no funny business

00:17:41so

00:18:09so

00:18:37You really shouldn't leave

00:18:40your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.

00:18:44Exactly!

00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?

00:18:47She could blackmail you for millions.

00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.

00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.

00:18:56Held for ransom by a homeless woman.

00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.

00:19:02We have to have faith.

00:19:04Where did you actually find this little light?

00:19:08Uh, on the streets?

00:19:11Are you shitting me?

00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?

00:19:15Are you nuts?

00:19:16You don't know her.

00:19:17You don't know her background.

00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.

00:19:20That is it, General.

00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.

00:19:23You're right.

00:19:23That's it.

00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.

00:19:26James, let's go.

00:19:27Yes, sir.

00:19:38I told you all to stay out.

00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.

00:19:47We can't be interrupted.

00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.

00:19:55I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.

00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.

00:20:02No, thank you.

00:20:07You see that, General?

00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.

00:20:11This is witchcraft.

00:20:13I know what this is.

00:20:15This is the dark witch.

00:20:17I've heard of her.

00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.

00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.

00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.

00:20:30Yes, sir.

00:20:34You'll regain consciousness.

00:20:46Help me.

00:20:47I'm just one.

00:20:52Something's wrong.

00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.

00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.

00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.

00:21:13Sir?

00:21:14The SWAT team is here.

00:21:16Captain Morales.

00:21:19My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.

00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.

00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.

00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.

00:21:36Right.

00:21:37Rewrites the wrong.

00:21:42Human.

00:21:46Who the fuck are you?

00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?

00:21:51Good.

00:21:52You're awake.

00:21:53I'm saving you.

00:21:54Saving you?

00:21:56By bathing with me?

00:21:58Who are you?

00:21:59You're a fucking spy?

00:22:01Talk!

00:22:01I swear to God, I'm gonna have you arrested for this.

00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.

00:22:10I will never.

00:22:11Oh, really?

00:22:26Look who's guilty now.

00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, alright, but it is a biological fact.

00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.

00:22:39Science, okay?

00:22:40It just means that my body is physically...

00:22:45You're distracted me with your friend.

00:22:47And I'm a professional.

00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.

00:22:51Captain, do something now.

00:22:53Ready!

00:22:58We're almost there.

00:23:00Aim!

00:23:02Get him, boys.

00:23:04Get him!

00:23:06Fire!

00:23:10Fire!

00:23:26Those avicials.

00:23:27How is this possible?

00:23:29It's not even a scratch.

00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.

00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.

00:23:36No.

00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.

00:23:39She's not the dark witch.

00:23:41Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.

00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.

00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?

00:23:50That's right.

00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.

00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.

00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.

00:24:00Think about it.

00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.

00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.

00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.

00:24:05You're right.

00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...

00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...

00:24:15No!

00:24:17Absolutely not!

00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us!

00:24:21But how could you know for sure?

00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.

00:24:26You're wrong, sir!

00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.

00:24:32It's called borderline revival.

00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.

00:24:37But only temporarily.

00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.

00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.

00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.

00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.

00:24:54He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.

00:24:59That it looks like it's up to me.

00:25:01The witch doctor.

00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.

00:25:07My son's life is in your hands.

00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.

00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away

00:25:19from me.

00:25:21This is it.

00:25:23The finishing touch.

00:25:25I must now give you the kiss of life.

00:25:27So we can both survive.

00:25:47It's poison gas.

00:25:49That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.

00:25:55Poison gas?

00:25:56My son is in there.

00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.

00:26:00No, don't worry, General.

00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.

00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.

00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.

00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.

00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.

00:26:18I knew they promised you that I'd save you.

00:26:21It's now or never.

00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?

00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.

00:26:39Wait a second.

00:26:40You don't think that they're...

00:26:42You!

00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!

00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!

00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.

00:26:51Oh my god.

00:26:51Yeah?

00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.

00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.

00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.

00:27:02This is taking way too long.

00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out.

00:27:07The big guns.

00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.

00:27:13Bazooka.

00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.

00:27:16Crap.

00:27:17Oh my god.

00:27:17Get back, son.

00:27:20Ready.

00:27:21Aim!

00:27:22Oh, shit.

00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.

00:27:42The parasite's been extracted.

00:27:44Shoot her dead now.

00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?

00:27:47I said stand down.

00:27:50Don't listen to her.

00:27:51She's a fraud.

00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.

00:27:55I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.

00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.

00:28:03Wait a second.

00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?

00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.

00:28:08You can see for yourself.

00:28:10Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.

00:28:12That is it.

00:28:13No more stalling, General.

00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.

00:28:21Don't hurt her.

00:28:27He's secure.

00:28:34His pulse is regular.

00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.

00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.

00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.

00:28:53Lysander's warm again.

00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.

00:28:57And his heart is strong.

00:28:58Come, feel it.

00:29:01I saved my son.

00:29:03Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.

00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.

00:29:12I've learned my lesson.

00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.

00:29:18Wait, wait.

00:29:19No, no, there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine

00:29:24than the queen, angel, and I.

00:29:28The goddess healer.

00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?

00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old,

00:29:40and you don't look a day after 20.

00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.

00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.

00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.

00:29:52Take care.

00:29:53No, wait.

00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.

00:29:57He's right.

00:29:59We are men of our words, and as I promised you,

00:30:01my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him,

00:30:04and you did just that.

00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.

00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.

00:30:13I...

00:30:15I'm already engaged.

00:30:19Already engaged?

00:30:20I am.

00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years,

00:30:25and he's coming back today.

00:30:27But don't be disappointed.

00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.

00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.

00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.

00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.

00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.

00:30:41Take the gold.

00:30:42No, really.

00:30:44I don't need anything.

00:30:46I just believe in doing good in the world.

00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancée.

00:30:53He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.

00:30:58I must go.

00:31:06Hobo close.

00:31:07Halo glow.

00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.

00:31:12It was just dumb luck.

00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.

00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world,

00:31:19marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.

00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.

00:31:32Oh, my God.

00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,

00:31:36but this is godly.

00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.

00:31:42Lysander's not what's supposed to be mine.

00:31:46I'd so much rather share him with you

00:31:47than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.

00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.

00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here

00:31:55and revoke their licenses.

00:31:57No.

00:31:58We're not brides.

00:31:59No, she's just better than us.

00:32:02Oh, my God.

00:32:04Oh, my God.

00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?

00:32:09She's no average Jane.

00:32:10No, she isn't.

00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.

00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,

00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress

00:32:18and had an impeccable-looking doll?

00:32:19But think about the impenetrable walls.

00:32:21No normal person could have done that.

00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.

00:32:27I have never met a woman like that.

00:32:28I have to find her.

00:32:29I have to make her my wife.

00:32:31She won my heart over, too.

00:32:33But if my bestest big bro wants her,

00:32:35I'll help you find her.

00:32:36All right, listen.

00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.

00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.

00:32:46That's why I want you, your granddaughters,

00:32:49filthy things out of my house now.

00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.

00:32:55She waited for you for three years.

00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.

00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now,

00:33:02one with some serious fuck you money.

00:33:05So get lost.

00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?

00:33:16Grandma.

00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, I'm already.

00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.

00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.

00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.

00:33:30So sign over the house now.

00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.

00:33:40And I did.

00:33:42For three years while you were deployed.

00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.

00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?

00:33:50Do you have no shame?

00:33:52We were together for three years,

00:33:53and it was a complete waste of my life

00:33:55when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.

00:34:03That's how much you would owe me

00:34:05if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.

00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations

00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute.

00:34:18Oh, yeah?

00:34:19Well, Marissa

00:34:21is so much better than you.

00:34:23Now, she grew up even poorer than you.

00:34:26And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.

00:34:33And you?

00:34:35You're still nothing.

00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?

00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade.

00:34:42Look what she got me for my engagement.

00:34:45Oops.

00:34:47Yeah.

00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth

00:34:50the presidential contract I gave her.

00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?

00:35:00I certainly did.

00:35:01In fact, Marissa,

00:35:03you and your dimwit brother

00:35:05only have everything you have

00:35:07all thanks to me.

00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.

00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.

00:35:18You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.

00:35:22My granddaughter supported you

00:35:24and your entire family

00:35:26for three years while you were gone.

00:35:28How dare you insult her?

00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.

00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.

00:35:35Poor Edna.

00:35:36She still doesn't know

00:35:37what you're doing

00:35:37out there on the streets, huh?

00:35:39What is he talking about, Jersey?

00:35:41Show her, Bob.

00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless

00:35:49your granddaughter is.

00:35:51She didn't purchase this house on her own.

00:35:53She was begging on the street for money.

00:35:56I can't be caught

00:35:57with a piss-poor nobody like you.

00:36:00Even if you got no game,

00:36:01I got street cred

00:36:02I got out of keep.

00:36:03You dig?

00:36:04The word you're looking for is

00:36:05dignity.

00:36:06And you're one to speak, cheater.

00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?

00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.

00:36:17I want to see how regular,

00:36:19everyday people live

00:36:20so that I can help them.

00:36:23Of course,

00:36:23those without substance

00:36:25underneath would never

00:36:26understand that.

00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?

00:36:29It means

00:36:29the new girlfriend you think

00:36:30is an upgrade

00:36:32is actually a downgrade.

00:36:37Enough bullshitting already!

00:36:39Just sign the damn papers

00:36:40and we can each get on

00:36:40with our lives.

00:36:54At your wedding, I will.

00:36:56What?

00:36:57If you won't do good by me

00:36:59of breaking things off

00:37:00before two-timing me

00:37:01with my best friend,

00:37:03why should I do good by you?

00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock

00:37:06at your wedding

00:37:07as a charity

00:37:09to you.

00:37:10Fucking bitch!

00:37:12You better keep your word.

00:37:13Oh, that's rich.

00:37:15After tomorrow,

00:37:16you will never feel

00:37:16so rich ever again.

00:37:17Do you remember that?

00:37:26Trixie,

00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.

00:37:29They'll destroy you

00:37:30if you show

00:37:31even so much as a hair

00:37:32at their wedding.

00:37:33Grandma,

00:37:34I have to confess

00:37:36something to you.

00:37:37I've secretly amassed

00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.

00:37:40Trillions?

00:37:43That would make you

00:37:44the richest person

00:37:46on the planet.

00:37:47It's because of

00:37:48the healing hands

00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,

00:37:51the god of healing.

00:37:53I've saved several

00:37:54world leaders

00:37:55with these hands.

00:37:56That's how I was able

00:37:57to give Marissa

00:37:58the presidential contract

00:37:59and become

00:38:00the goddess healer.

00:38:01It makes me angrier

00:38:03hearing her name

00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.

00:38:05But please,

00:38:07Trixie dear,

00:38:08I know it was

00:38:09to broken your heart

00:38:10but embellishing

00:38:12your worth

00:38:13and who you are,

00:38:14it will only delay

00:38:16the healing process.

00:38:17You don't have to

00:38:18believe me just yet.

00:38:20After we lost

00:38:20mom and dad

00:38:21because we didn't have

00:38:22the money

00:38:22for their medical bills,

00:38:24I vowed

00:38:25that I would do

00:38:26everything I can

00:38:27to serve those in need.

00:38:29That's why I'm

00:38:30taking everything

00:38:30back from Butch

00:38:31and I'm giving it

00:38:32back to charity.

00:38:33You've always had

00:38:34an angel's heart.

00:38:35I'm certain

00:38:36you will meet someone

00:38:37who will treat you right,

00:38:39who actually

00:38:40deserves you.

00:38:41You will see

00:38:42tomorrow, Grandma.

00:38:45Oh, yeah.

00:38:47Stop.

00:38:50You said

00:38:52Trixie's crushing

00:38:52your wedding?

00:38:53She was bullying us

00:38:54too, Sasa.

00:38:56She's probably

00:38:57trying to extort you

00:38:58now that she knows

00:38:58you're rich as fuck.

00:39:00When hope

00:39:01nobody steps on Snake,

00:39:03Snake bites back hard.

00:39:05So let her come

00:39:06and embarrass herself.

00:39:07Yeah.

00:39:08You mean

00:39:10we broadcast

00:39:12that video

00:39:13of you?

00:39:16Yes.

00:39:17Her cavewoman

00:39:17stick,

00:39:18the 19th century

00:39:19tin can.

00:39:20She'll prop me

00:39:21up higher

00:39:21on my pedestal

00:39:22and the whole world

00:39:22sees her in her

00:39:23homeless mess

00:39:24against my

00:39:25presidential glow-up.

00:39:26Let's turn this party

00:39:27into her funeral.

00:39:36There he is.

00:39:38Welcome home,

00:39:39brother.

00:39:40Welcome home,

00:39:41General!

00:39:44Sir,

00:39:45the homeless woman

00:39:46who saved you,

00:39:46Miss Trixie,

00:39:47this is the file

00:39:48of her ex,

00:39:49Butch Tanner.

00:39:49He served with

00:39:50your regiment

00:39:51in the Marines.

00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner

00:39:52that can barely

00:39:53carry supplies?

00:39:54Well, she's been

00:39:55providing for him

00:39:55and his entire family

00:39:56while he's been

00:39:57deployed overseas,

00:39:58sir.

00:39:58So she waited

00:39:59for him for years

00:40:00and then he

00:40:00betrayed her.

00:40:01Fucking coward.

00:40:02According to intel,

00:40:03she's planning to

00:40:04bring it down

00:40:04on them at their

00:40:05wedding.

00:40:06Then we should

00:40:06join her.

00:40:07Men,

00:40:08I'm only alive

00:40:09today because

00:40:10of that virtuous

00:40:10woman and her

00:40:11incredible power

00:40:12that saved my

00:40:13life.

00:40:13So she needs

00:40:14our support.

00:40:15Will you join

00:40:15me in protecting

00:40:16her?

00:40:16Yes, sir!

00:40:17We will learn

00:40:18life to protect

00:40:19her, sir!

00:40:20Then let's

00:40:21roll.

00:40:36Welcome, everyone,

00:40:38to my wedding.

00:40:39Today is a very

00:40:40special day for me

00:40:41and Butch.

00:40:41Not only are we

00:40:42getting married,

00:40:42but in just one

00:40:43hour, my company

00:40:44will be receiving

00:40:45the presidential

00:40:45contract, allowing

00:40:47my biomedical

00:40:47company to go

00:40:48public.

00:40:53Congratulations

00:40:53on the contract

00:40:54once again,

00:40:55Mrs.

00:40:56Like who?

00:40:56Stowe, butch is

00:40:57taking my last

00:40:58name.

00:40:59Oh, and please

00:40:59don't be so

00:41:00uptight,

00:41:01Secretary Cho.

00:41:02You are the

00:41:02secretary of the

00:41:03entire U.S.

00:41:04health department,

00:41:05but this is a

00:41:05partay, after all.

00:41:07I see some of

00:41:08the most important

00:41:09people in the

00:41:10nation have also

00:41:11arrived to

00:41:11celebrate you.

00:41:14The U.S.

00:41:15president will

00:41:15also be arriving

00:41:17soon to give you

00:41:18contract herself.

00:41:19It's an honor.

00:41:20That's why Sasa

00:41:22is the best wife

00:41:22a man could ever

00:41:23dream of.

00:41:25We will make

00:41:26sure the crowd

00:41:27is entertained

00:41:28tonight.

00:41:28We'll let the

00:41:29wedding begin.

00:41:32Not so fast.

00:41:34The party doesn't

00:41:35start until I

00:41:36say it does.

00:41:58you two really

00:41:59are a match made

00:42:00in hell.

00:42:01So I've come to

00:42:02save your guests

00:42:02from this oncoming

00:42:03train wreck.

00:42:04I don't recognize

00:42:05it from any of our

00:42:06elite circles.

00:42:07Who is she?

00:42:08Uh, this is our

00:42:09entertainment for

00:42:10tonight, sir.

00:42:11Just watch.

00:42:15Trixie, what are you

00:42:16doing here?

00:42:16This isn't the

00:42:17homeless shelter.

00:42:18Are you lost?

00:42:19I bet she's here

00:42:19to bum a meal off

00:42:20us.

00:42:21You know, being

00:42:22this poor.

00:42:24Me, bum a meal.

00:42:26Have you forgotten

00:42:27that it was I who

00:42:28bankrolled you two

00:42:29for the last three

00:42:29years?

00:42:30And what evidence

00:42:30do you have of that?

00:42:32Look at me, then go

00:42:33look at yourself in

00:42:34the mirror.

00:42:34I'm a millionaire

00:42:36CEO.

00:42:37Even the first

00:42:37woman president will

00:42:39be here any second

00:42:40now to congratulate

00:42:40me.

00:42:41And you're nothing

00:42:41but a washed up

00:42:42sewer rat.

00:42:44Sasa, she's like

00:42:45so obsessed with me.

00:42:46She's like

00:42:48see everyone?

00:42:50Butch already cut

00:42:51ties with his ex

00:42:52but she's so

00:42:52shameless and

00:42:54desperate that she'd

00:42:55still show up to my

00:42:56wedding to suck up

00:42:57to me.

00:42:58This is what poor

00:42:59sad girls do.

00:43:00They beg for

00:43:01scraps from us,

00:43:03the rich and

00:43:04glorious.

00:43:05Rejecting much,

00:43:06Marissa?

00:43:06You might feel all

00:43:07high and mighty now

00:43:08but don't bite the

00:43:09hand that feeds

00:43:10you.

00:43:11Especially when I'm

00:43:12the one who's

00:43:12giving you the

00:43:13contract.

00:43:19You giving me

00:43:20the contract?

00:43:21You have no

00:43:22skills, no

00:43:23education, no

00:43:25connection, so how

00:43:25could you possibly

00:43:26have a pool to

00:43:28get the US

00:43:28fucking president

00:43:29to give me a

00:43:30billion dollar

00:43:31contract?

00:43:32We both share

00:43:32humble beginnings,

00:43:33Marissa, and I

00:43:35saw potential in

00:43:35you.

00:43:36Even trusted you

00:43:37as my best

00:43:37friend.

00:43:38But I recognize

00:43:39now that greed

00:43:40has poisoned you.

00:43:42Don't be all

00:43:42sore now just

00:43:43because I stole

00:43:44your man.

00:43:45This is what us

00:43:46rich girls do.

00:43:47They steal

00:43:48from lame

00:43:49spinsters for

00:43:50fun.

00:43:50Damn right.

00:43:52You were too

00:43:53embarrassing for

00:43:54me.

00:43:55Sasa tramples

00:43:56you any day.

00:43:57I can say that

00:43:58now that I'm

00:43:58marrying the rich.

00:44:00Bravo.

00:44:01Self-admission

00:44:02of a gold digger.

00:44:03Quick, somebody

00:44:03put that on a

00:44:04memoir.

00:44:04Sasa, she's

00:44:05embarrassing me

00:44:06in front of

00:44:06everyone.

00:44:07She'll make

00:44:07her sup.

00:44:08Don't listen

00:44:08to her,

00:44:09everyone.

00:44:09She's a gold

00:44:10digging, blood

00:44:11sucking leech.

00:44:12I don't even

00:44:13have to lift a

00:44:13finger and you're

00:44:14already embarrassing

00:44:15yourself in front

00:44:16of everyone

00:44:16for me,

00:44:17butch.

00:44:19You may look

00:44:20and sound like

00:44:20a man, but

00:44:21you're nothing

00:44:22but a pathetic

00:44:22coward.

00:44:23Okay, enough!

00:44:24You know what I

00:44:25always couldn't

00:44:25stand about you?

00:44:26Your moral

00:44:27posturing.

00:44:28But guess

00:44:29what?

00:44:30Morals are just

00:44:31lies to make you

00:44:32and girls feel

00:44:32better about

00:44:33yourselves.

00:44:33That's why

00:44:34no man will

00:44:35choose you

00:44:35over Marissa

00:44:36Trixie.

00:44:37Because I've

00:44:37got the material

00:44:38goods and you're

00:44:40just all empty

00:44:40talk.

00:44:41I'm not here

00:44:41to request to

00:44:42be chosen because

00:44:44I'm the one

00:44:44who's doing

00:44:44the choosing.

00:44:47See this?

00:45:01is that the

00:45:01billion dollar

00:45:02contract for

00:45:02Sasa?

00:45:06The one that's

00:45:07supposed to make us

00:45:07all rich as fuck?

00:45:08No, absolutely not.

00:45:10I don't believe it.

00:45:12You all sound so

00:45:13scared already.

00:45:14Don't worry.

00:45:14This isn't that

00:45:16contract.

00:45:17It's the lease

00:45:18to the modest

00:45:19home you try

00:45:19to swindle

00:45:20from me.

00:45:23See everyone?

00:45:24She's just

00:45:25trying to bluff us.

00:45:26But you don't

00:45:26even have the guts

00:45:27to go all the way.

00:45:28Look at her

00:45:28following orders.

00:45:29I asked her to

00:45:30sign over the lease

00:45:31and here she is.

00:45:32Like a good

00:45:33little peasant

00:45:34slave.

00:45:35That house is

00:45:36where all her

00:45:37life savings.

00:45:41You want to

00:45:41I don't know

00:45:42beg for a little

00:45:43treat while you're

00:45:44at it?

00:45:54You must

00:45:55understand me.

00:45:56I'm here to

00:45:57take back

00:45:57everything I've

00:45:58ever given you.

00:45:59I'm giving it

00:46:00to charity.

00:46:07Bro!

00:46:09She's gone

00:46:09cuckoo in the head.

00:46:10She thinks that

00:46:11just because she

00:46:11rented a pretty

00:46:12little dress she

00:46:13can pretend to

00:46:13be a deep

00:46:14pocket

00:46:14invest in

00:46:14baddie.

00:46:15You wish you

00:46:16had that kind

00:46:16of money to

00:46:17just toss away

00:46:17Trixie.

00:46:18It's just a

00:46:19drop in the

00:46:19bucket for me.

00:46:21I know what

00:46:22this is.

00:46:23You've gone

00:46:23delusional and

00:46:24you think you're

00:46:25Cinderella so you

00:46:26can just show up

00:46:26to a fancy party

00:46:27and some Prince

00:46:28Charming will

00:46:29scoop you into

00:46:30money forever?

00:46:31Well that's not

00:46:31happening.

00:46:32Security!

00:46:33Lock the doors!

00:46:34This woman doesn't

00:46:35leave until we're

00:46:35through with her.

00:46:39This is where

00:46:40your dreams will

00:46:41die, bitch!

00:46:45We found

00:46:46Miss Trixie

00:46:46Lysander.

00:46:47She's being

00:46:47cornered by her

00:46:48ex and his

00:46:48mistress at the

00:46:49Wickham wedding

00:46:49right now.

00:46:50Butch Tanner.

00:46:51Well he's gonna

00:46:51wish he died in

00:46:52battle after I'm

00:46:53done with him.

00:46:54Let's go.

00:46:59You think a few

00:47:00toy guns scare

00:47:00me, Marissa?

00:47:01I've saved plenty

00:47:02of people from

00:47:03much worse.

00:47:05Including your

00:47:06head of command,

00:47:06Butch.

00:47:08General Lysander

00:47:09Armstrong.

00:47:10You mean the

00:47:11legendary war hero?

00:47:12He's been in a

00:47:13coma for years

00:47:14after he saved

00:47:14the nation from

00:47:15a terrorist attack.

00:47:16You're an

00:47:17unskilled,

00:47:18unemployed,

00:47:19ugly leech,

00:47:20so how could you

00:47:20possibly have this

00:47:21magical ability

00:47:23to heal someone

00:47:24like General

00:47:25Lysander

00:47:25Armstrong?

00:47:26No one here's

00:47:26gonna believe you.

00:47:27Have you really

00:47:28cured the

00:47:28incurable general?

00:47:30Then Sasa is

00:47:31the fucking

00:47:31Virgin Mary.

00:47:33And she's not.

00:47:34You're just asking

00:47:35to be humiliated,

00:47:36Trixie.

00:47:37Show them,

00:47:37Butch.

00:47:43See for

00:47:44yourselves,

00:47:45everyone.

00:47:46Trixie's just

00:47:46a freeloading

00:47:48beggar.

00:47:51She won't leave

00:47:52me and Marissa

00:47:53alone because

00:47:53we're rich as

00:47:54fuck now.

00:47:55I'm a major in

00:47:56the Marines.

00:47:57Sasa,

00:47:58she has a

00:47:59billion dollar

00:48:00biomedical contract

00:48:01with the military.

00:48:03Approved by the

00:48:04first female

00:48:05president of the

00:48:06United States

00:48:07herself,

00:48:07bitch.

00:48:08How despicable.

00:48:09She's just trying

00:48:10to leech off you

00:48:11like a parasitic

00:48:12gold digger.

00:48:13Get out of here.

00:48:14No one wants to

00:48:14marry you.

00:48:15No free meals

00:48:16for the poor.

00:48:17Do you see this,

00:48:18Trixie?

00:48:20This is high

00:48:20society.

00:48:21So you're either

00:48:22born on a silver

00:48:23spoon or you're

00:48:24as accomplished

00:48:24as me to be

00:48:25here.

00:48:26Maybe if you do

00:48:27some serious

00:48:27dick-sucking

00:48:28here, maybe

00:48:30someone will drop

00:48:31a couple bucks

00:48:31in your tin can.

00:48:35I already have

00:48:36everything one can

00:48:37dream of, but I

00:48:38valued our friendship,

00:48:39Marissa, which is

00:48:40why I came here to

00:48:41give you a second

00:48:41chance, to see if

00:48:43you'd apologize and

00:48:44admit to your

00:48:44backstabbing.

00:48:45But no, you

00:48:47stooped so low, it

00:48:49disgusts me.

00:48:50Nothing is more

00:48:51disgusting than you

00:48:52standing on street

00:48:52corners like a bum.

00:48:54And who knows if

00:48:56you've already started

00:48:57offering sexual

00:48:58services?

00:49:00Well then, why

00:49:02don't you get on

00:49:02your knees for me,

00:49:03Trixie?

00:49:03My brother will

00:49:05never take you

00:49:06back.

00:49:06No man will marry

00:49:07an embarrassment

00:49:08like you.

00:49:09But make me happy?

00:49:11And I might consider

00:49:12making you my

00:49:13personal prostitute.

00:49:25How dare you hit

00:49:27my brother?

00:49:27I'm never letting

00:49:28you leave here

00:49:29alive.

00:49:30That's awesome.

00:49:31I do something.

00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.

00:49:34After I'm done with

00:49:35you, Trixie, not even

00:49:36the goddess of healing

00:49:37will be able to save

00:49:38you.

00:49:40Oh, is that so?

00:49:42Security!

00:49:44Get down on your knees

00:49:46and give Bob one

00:49:47hell of a blowjob in

00:49:49front of everybody

00:49:49here, or I'll pop so

00:49:51many holes in you, the

00:49:52men here won't know

00:49:53which one to fuck.

00:49:54I don't need to be the

00:49:55goddess of anything to

00:49:56punish you.

00:49:57Any of the powerful

00:49:58leaders I've saved

00:49:59life before could crush

00:50:00you before you even

00:50:01touch me.

00:50:02Dream on!

00:50:04You wish General

00:50:05Licentor scooped you

00:50:06off your feet, but

00:50:07you weren't good

00:50:08enough for me.

00:50:08You're definitely not

00:50:10good enough for him.

00:50:10Enough!

00:50:12You're souring my

00:50:13party, so you either

00:50:14get the fuck out

00:50:16or I'm going to

00:50:17shoot you.

00:50:18On the count of

00:50:19three!

00:50:20I think I quite like

00:50:21it here.

00:50:21Two!

00:50:32Mmm.

00:50:34This wine is so

00:50:35delicious.

00:50:36One!

00:50:37Shoot!

00:50:40Nobody is laying a

00:50:42hand on my future

00:50:43wife.

00:51:01Who the hell is

00:51:02this?

00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm

00:51:07late.

00:51:07Did they hurt you?

00:51:09No, I'm fine.

00:51:11But, um, when did I

00:51:13become your future

00:51:13wife?

00:51:16You saved me,

00:51:17Trixie, remember?

00:51:19I'm a man of my

00:51:19word.

00:51:20They're never going to

00:51:21hurt you ever again.

00:51:22Really, it was

00:51:23nothing.

00:51:25I saved you because

00:51:26you're a good man,

00:51:27not because I want

00:51:28you to owe me any

00:51:29favors.

00:51:35I see what this

00:51:36is.

00:51:36You're the one who

00:51:37cheated on me,

00:51:38Trixie.

00:51:39Look at you guys

00:51:39as a lucky dove.

00:51:41Don't try to pin this

00:51:41on her.

00:51:42She waited for you

00:51:43for three years.

00:51:44This is the kind of

00:51:45woman of virtue that

00:51:45a man would die for.

00:51:49Virtue?

00:51:50Don't make me laugh.

00:51:52She's probably out

00:51:53there giving blowjobs

00:51:53for cash.

00:51:54No man who

00:51:56in a hundred foot

00:51:57pole would want

00:51:58to touch her.

00:51:58She should be happy

00:51:59Bob was willing

00:52:00to give her some.

00:52:05I see her in the

00:52:06Marines.

00:52:08I'm a major

00:52:09and a look man.

00:52:11I know Trixie is

00:52:12like a seven now

00:52:15that she's all

00:52:15cleaned up,

00:52:16but don't waste

00:52:17your manhood on a

00:52:17whiny, worthless

00:52:19woman like that.

00:52:20Ow!

00:52:21Ow!

00:52:22Ow!

00:52:24Ah!

00:52:25A real man

00:52:26never talks about

00:52:28a woman in LA.

00:52:29You're a coward.

00:52:40We don't need

00:52:41to fight fire

00:52:41with fire

00:52:42to deal with

00:52:42the likes of them.

00:52:44You're very gracious,

00:52:46Trixie,

00:52:46you know that?

00:52:49You're only getting

00:52:50off of it

00:52:50because she's so kind,

00:52:51so you're going to

00:52:52do me the favor

00:52:52of never coming near

00:52:53her again.

00:52:54You understand?

00:52:54You want to fuck

00:52:55with me,

00:52:56you little dipshit?

00:52:56I'm a fucking major!

00:52:58You're probably

00:52:59lowest rank

00:52:59of the military grunts.

00:53:01I'll destroy you.

00:53:03Do you really

00:53:03not know who this is,

00:53:04Butch?

00:53:05I thought you were

00:53:06in the Marines.

00:53:07What have you been

00:53:08doing this whole time

00:53:08if you don't know

00:53:09who this war hero is?

00:53:11He was just

00:53:12a supply boy.

00:53:15War hero?

00:53:17Is this all

00:53:18part of your plan,

00:53:19Trixie?

00:53:20Poor girl.

00:53:21Did you sell

00:53:22your house

00:53:22to hire this actor

00:53:23so you can feel

00:53:24better about yourself?

00:53:25A woman's worth

00:53:26is tied to the man

00:53:27she marries.

00:53:28Trixie is worthless

00:53:29because that guy

00:53:30looks like a cowboy.

00:53:34A bum girl

00:53:35and a pimp.

00:53:36What a pair.

00:53:38Seems like

00:53:39they don't know

00:53:39who you are

00:53:40since you've been

00:53:40out of action

00:53:41for so long.

00:53:42Maybe we should try

00:53:43to pay some

00:53:43off some more.

00:53:44Don't you think?

00:53:46Bring in

00:53:47the wedding gifts.

00:53:55What is all this?

00:53:57Trixie, listen.

00:53:57I know that you

00:53:58didn't ask for anything

00:53:59after you saved

00:54:00my life.

00:54:01But I know

00:54:02that we shared

00:54:02a moment.

00:54:06I'm not the kind

00:54:07of man

00:54:08to get close

00:54:08to a woman

00:54:09and then just

00:54:09disappear.

00:54:10It's not in my

00:54:11nature.

00:54:12I'm like somebody

00:54:13else here.

00:54:15Listen, Trixie,

00:54:16I have never

00:54:17met a woman

00:54:20like you.

00:54:22So incredible

00:54:23and kind

00:54:24and beautiful.

00:54:25So I know

00:54:26that you're

00:54:27the one for me.

00:54:29This guy's

00:54:30either nuts

00:54:31or a really,

00:54:32really good actor.

00:54:34Oscar worthy.

00:54:35Oscar worthy.

00:54:37No.

00:54:38First gift.

00:54:43Trixie,

00:54:44I know

00:54:45that you

00:54:45just lost

00:54:45your home.

00:54:46So I'm

00:54:47gifting you

00:54:47with your

00:54:48own new

00:54:49mansion.

00:54:50Worth

00:54:50$500 million

00:54:51previously

00:54:52owned by

00:54:53Jennifer Aniston.

00:54:55Second gift.

00:54:58This

00:54:59contains

00:55:00all the rights

00:55:01to

00:55:01my entire

00:55:02fortune

00:55:02which is

00:55:04now yours.

00:55:05Entire

00:55:05fortune

00:55:06from a

00:55:06cowboy

00:55:06actor?

00:55:07That

00:55:08news.

00:55:08They already

00:55:09spent their

00:55:09entire

00:55:10life savings

00:55:10on this

00:55:10clown show.

00:55:11They've

00:55:11got nothing

00:55:11left.

00:55:13Lysander,

00:55:14I really

00:55:14don't care

00:55:15for any

00:55:15of us.

00:55:16Look,

00:55:16I know,

00:55:17I know

00:55:18that you

00:55:18are the

00:55:18farthest

00:55:19thing

00:55:19from a

00:55:19material

00:55:20woman.

00:55:20Okay?

00:55:21Which is

00:55:21exactly

00:55:22why

00:55:22my

00:55:23third

00:55:23gift

00:55:24is

00:55:24um,

00:55:26well.

00:55:39of

00:55:39love.

00:55:40I

00:55:41love.

00:55:42Cleo!

00:55:43Hey!

00:55:44Oh my

00:55:45God.

00:55:47You

00:55:47found my

00:55:48dog.

00:55:51Trixie,

00:55:52I'm just

00:55:52a man.

00:55:53But with

00:55:54you,

00:55:54it's so

00:55:54much more.

00:55:56Trixie Amore.

00:56:00Will you

00:56:01marry me?

00:56:03Do you

00:56:04know I

00:56:04can't say

00:56:05no to

00:56:05this

00:56:05doggo?

00:56:09Yes,

00:56:10I will

00:56:10marry you.

00:56:27Go,

00:56:28go,

00:56:28power

00:56:29couple.

00:56:30Woo!

00:56:30Ha ha!

00:56:31Okay,

00:56:32stop.

00:56:33The only

00:56:33power

00:56:34couple

00:56:34here

00:56:34is

00:56:34Butch

00:56:34and

00:56:35I.

00:56:37Let's

00:56:37remind

00:56:37everyone

00:56:38how

00:56:38worth

00:56:38this

00:56:38Trixie

00:56:39is.

00:56:41No

00:56:41man

00:56:42in

00:56:42their

00:56:42right

00:56:43mind

00:56:43would

00:56:44marry

00:56:44that

00:56:44embarrassing

00:56:45sack

00:56:45of

00:56:46scraps.

00:56:46Hey,

00:56:47I don't

00:56:47care if

00:56:48she's

00:56:48homeless

00:56:48or

00:56:48not,

00:56:49but I'm

00:56:49making

00:56:50this

00:56:50woman

00:56:50my

00:56:50wife,

00:56:51which

00:56:51means

00:56:52that

00:56:52she

00:56:52will

00:56:52be

00:56:52treated

00:56:52as

00:56:53and

00:56:53cherished

00:56:54as

00:56:54the

00:56:54most

00:56:54precious

00:56:55woman

00:56:55on

00:56:55earth.

00:56:56Understand?

00:57:01You still

00:57:02don't

00:57:02realize

00:57:02that my

00:57:03brother

00:57:03is the

00:57:04most

00:57:04powerful

00:57:04man

00:57:05on

00:57:05earth.

00:57:05This

00:57:06is

00:57:06General

00:57:06Lysander

00:57:07Armstrong.

00:57:15As

00:57:16if

00:57:17like

00:57:17the

00:57:17almighty

00:57:18General

00:57:18Lysander

00:57:19Armstrong

00:57:19would

00:57:20propose

00:57:20to

00:57:20a

00:57:20homeless

00:57:21prostitute

00:57:22like

00:57:22Trixie.

00:57:22Yes,

00:57:23the

00:57:23Armstrong

00:57:23family

00:57:24basically

00:57:24controlled

00:57:24the

00:57:25global

00:57:25stock

00:57:25market.

00:57:26Lysander

00:57:27Armstrong

00:57:27would

00:57:27sooner

00:57:28marry

00:57:28the

00:57:28princess

00:57:28of

00:57:28England

00:57:29than

00:57:29someone

00:57:29from

00:57:30the

00:57:30lowest

00:57:30rank

00:57:31of

00:57:31society.

00:57:32I bet

00:57:32my

00:57:32life

00:57:33you're

00:57:33all

00:57:33just

00:57:34actors.

00:57:35Then

00:57:35you

00:57:35better

00:57:35enjoy

00:57:36your

00:57:36last

00:57:36breath.

00:57:37Come

00:57:37on

00:57:37Lysander

00:57:38what

00:57:38are

00:57:38we

00:57:38waiting

00:57:38for?

00:57:39Let's

00:57:39show

00:57:39them

00:57:39what

00:57:39we

00:57:39can

00:57:39do

00:57:39and

00:57:39get

00:57:40revenge

00:57:40for

00:57:40Trixie.

00:57:41What

00:57:41can

00:57:41a

00:57:41bunch

00:57:41of

00:57:41piss

00:57:42poor

00:57:42people

00:57:42do

00:57:42to

00:57:42us?

00:57:43The

00:57:43elites?

00:57:44Infect

00:57:44us

00:57:45with

00:57:45your

00:57:45poor

00:57:45people

00:57:45bad

00:57:46luck?

00:57:46She

00:57:47wishes

00:57:47she

00:57:48could

00:57:48blame

00:57:48her

00:57:48low

00:57:48status

00:57:49on

00:57:49bad

00:57:49luck.

00:57:50Truth

00:57:50is

00:57:50she's

00:57:51just

00:57:51a

00:57:51useless

00:57:52lazy

00:57:53bitch

00:57:53and

00:57:53bum.

00:58:07I'll

00:58:07let

00:58:07you

00:58:07do

00:58:07all

00:58:08the

00:58:08heavy

00:58:08lifting.

00:58:09Go

00:58:09ahead

00:58:10Lysander.

00:58:17Yes

00:58:17hello

00:58:18this

00:58:18is

00:58:18Lysander

00:58:18please

00:58:19bankrupt

00:58:20Marissa

00:58:20Wickham

00:58:21for

00:58:21me.

00:58:22Oh

00:58:23my

00:58:23gosh

00:58:23I'm

00:58:24so

00:58:24scared.

00:58:25Anyone

00:58:25these

00:58:26days

00:58:26could

00:58:26call

00:58:26anyone

00:58:27and

00:58:27pretend

00:58:27to

00:58:28be

00:58:28on

00:58:28the

00:58:28phone.

00:58:35Hello

00:58:37yes

00:58:39what

00:58:44I'm

00:58:45going

00:58:45bankrupt

00:58:48hey

00:58:55are you

00:58:56sure

00:58:56that was

00:58:57the call

00:58:57Sasha

00:58:57that was

00:58:58a real

00:58:59call

00:58:59people

00:58:59don't

00:59:00just

00:59:00suddenly

00:59:00go

00:59:00bankrupt

00:59:00like

00:59:01that

00:59:01my

00:59:01company

00:59:01is

00:59:02dead

00:59:03evaporated

00:59:03puff

00:59:04it's

00:59:04thin air

00:59:08that's

00:59:08impossible

00:59:10who are

00:59:11you

00:59:11what

00:59:12did you

00:59:12do

00:59:12secretary

00:59:13Cho

00:59:14you said

00:59:15you're

00:59:15the secretary

00:59:15of health

00:59:16right

00:59:16and you

00:59:17yourself

00:59:17said

00:59:17that the

00:59:18Armstrong

00:59:18family

00:59:18owns

00:59:19the

00:59:19entire

00:59:19global

00:59:19stock

00:59:19market

00:59:20could

00:59:20that

00:59:21be

00:59:21how

00:59:21they

00:59:22bankrupted

00:59:22Miss

00:59:22Wickham

00:59:23then

00:59:24that

00:59:24means

00:59:26you're

00:59:27really

00:59:28Lysander

00:59:29Armstrong

00:59:29the richest

00:59:30and most

00:59:31powerful

00:59:32man

00:59:32in the

00:59:33country

00:59:33Drake

00:59:34Seesbury

00:59:34the

00:59:35famed

00:59:35war

00:59:36hero

00:59:36the

00:59:37man

00:59:37every

00:59:37girl

00:59:38wants

00:59:38what

00:59:38every

00:59:38man

00:59:38wants

00:59:39to

00:59:39be

00:59:41now

00:59:41you

00:59:42believe

00:59:42me

00:59:42those

00:59:43who

00:59:43do

00:59:43bad

00:59:44will

00:59:44always

00:59:44end

00:59:44up

00:59:44losing

00:59:45everything

00:59:46there's

00:59:47gotta be

00:59:47some

00:59:47trick

00:59:48to

00:59:48this

00:59:48you

00:59:48guys

00:59:48are

00:59:48just

00:59:49bums

00:59:49trying

00:59:49to extort

00:59:50money

00:59:50from

00:59:50us

00:59:54I

01:00:00know

01:00:01why

01:00:01you're

01:00:01all over

01:00:02tricksy

01:00:02because

01:00:02you've

01:00:03been

01:00:03military

01:00:03for so

01:00:04long

01:00:04you don't

01:00:05what a

01:00:05real

01:00:05woman

01:00:05can

01:00:05do

01:00:06for

01:00:06you

01:00:07let

01:00:07me

01:00:07take

01:00:08you

01:00:08to

01:00:08my

01:00:08wedding

01:00:08chamber

01:00:09and

01:00:09I'll

01:00:09show you

01:00:09a good

01:00:10time

01:00:12do you

01:00:13have your hands

01:00:13for me

01:00:14or I'll

01:00:15have them

01:00:15removed

01:00:15for you

01:00:16I

01:00:20would

01:00:21never

01:00:21be

01:00:21interested

01:00:22in a

01:00:22woman

01:00:22who's

01:00:23as

01:00:23vile

01:00:24and cruel

01:00:24and wicked

01:00:25as you

01:00:26are

01:00:26guess

01:00:27the

01:00:27cheater

01:00:27gets

01:00:27cheated

01:00:28on

01:00:28eventually

01:00:31Sasa

01:00:32was just

01:00:32trying to

01:00:32save

01:00:33the company

01:00:34I don't

01:00:34blame

01:00:35her

01:00:35at all

01:00:35your

01:00:36double

01:00:36standards

01:00:36are

01:00:37incredible

01:00:37okay

01:00:38you

01:00:38don't

01:00:38want

01:00:39me

01:00:39fine

01:00:40but

01:00:40there's

01:00:40plenty

01:00:41of

01:00:41other

01:00:41efficiency

01:00:41I can

01:00:42give you

01:00:42a room

01:00:43full

01:00:43of

01:00:43pageant

01:00:44winners

01:00:4418

01:00:45years

01:00:45old

01:00:45fresh

01:00:46for the

01:00:47taking

01:00:53I did

01:00:54that so

01:00:55you wouldn't

01:00:55have to

01:00:55Miss

01:00:56Trixine

01:00:57thank you

01:00:57Devin

01:00:59Marissa

01:01:00not only

01:01:01have you

01:01:01backstabbed

01:01:02me

01:01:02your best

01:01:03friend

01:01:04by stealing

01:01:05my fiance

01:01:05but now

01:01:06you'd sell

01:01:07out other

01:01:07innocent

01:01:08girls

01:01:08just to

01:01:08get your

01:01:09company

01:01:09back

01:01:09you're

01:01:10an

01:01:10insult

01:01:11to

01:01:11all

01:01:11good

01:01:11women

01:01:11out

01:01:12there

01:01:12no

01:01:12to

01:01:13all

01:01:13of

01:01:13humanity

01:01:13so

01:01:14now

01:01:14everything

01:01:15that

01:01:15I've

01:01:15ever

01:01:15given

01:01:16you

01:01:16to

01:01:17I'm

01:01:17taking

01:01:17it

01:01:18all

01:01:18back

01:01:21wait

01:01:21everyone

01:01:22stop

01:01:25they're

01:01:25imposters

01:01:30I just

01:01:31got off

01:01:31the phone

01:01:32with the

01:01:32president

01:01:32and she

01:01:32said

01:01:33your

01:01:33contract

01:01:33is

01:01:33not

01:01:34getting

01:01:34cancelled

01:01:34because

01:01:35it

01:01:35was

01:01:35assigned

01:01:36by

01:01:36the

01:01:36goddess

01:01:36healer

01:01:37herself

01:01:37so

01:01:38we

01:01:38won't

01:01:39go

01:01:39bankrupt

01:01:40the

01:01:40goddess

01:01:40healer

01:01:41you

01:01:41mean

01:01:42the

01:01:42eccentric

01:01:42and highly

01:01:43elusive

01:01:43sage in the

01:01:44field of

01:01:44medicine

01:01:44approved of

01:01:45my

01:01:45biomedical

01:01:46products

01:01:47yes

01:01:48that's the

01:01:48highest honor

01:01:49anyone can have

01:01:50in the field of

01:01:50health and

01:01:51medicine

01:01:51the goddess

01:01:52healer's motto

01:01:53is

01:01:53the right

01:01:54rewrites the

01:01:55wrong

01:01:55the left

01:01:56leave the

01:01:57wrong

01:01:57bereft

01:01:58that means

01:01:59she's rewarding

01:02:00me

01:02:00the president

01:02:01would never

01:02:02let your company

01:02:03go bankrupt

01:02:03in fact

01:02:04she's on

01:02:05her way

01:02:05now

01:02:07so you're

01:02:08telling me

01:02:09this

01:02:10dashingly

01:02:10handsome

01:02:11motherfucker

01:02:11over here

01:02:12isn't

01:02:13Lysander

01:02:13Armstrong

01:02:14who the

01:02:14cares

01:02:15who he

01:02:15is

01:02:15if the

01:02:16president

01:02:16and the

01:02:17goddess

01:02:17healer

01:02:18approves

01:02:18of my

01:02:18product

01:02:19who cares

01:02:20about this

01:02:20washed up

01:02:20war hero

01:02:21we can

01:02:21break his

01:02:22legs

01:02:22break his

01:02:23arms

01:02:23no one

01:02:23would even

01:02:23bat an

01:02:24eye

01:02:24she even

01:02:25gave us

01:02:25explicit

01:02:26permission

01:02:26to call

01:02:27upon

01:02:27secret

01:02:27services

01:02:28FBI

01:02:30FBI

01:02:31you're

01:02:32under arrest

01:02:32for fraudulent

01:02:33claims

01:02:34and identity

01:02:35theft

01:02:36gotcha

01:02:41guess I still

01:02:42get the last

01:02:43laugh

01:02:43Trixie

01:02:44no don't

01:02:44arrest her

01:02:46Trixie is a

01:02:47good person

01:02:48please officer

01:02:49don't arrest her

01:02:50grandma

01:02:50Mr. Rogers

01:02:52Mrs. Williams

01:02:53what are you

01:02:53all doing here

01:02:54the neighbors

01:02:55heard about the

01:02:55breakup between

01:02:56you and Butch

01:02:57we were worried

01:02:58so we came here

01:02:59to back you up

01:03:00listen officer

01:03:01I can attest

01:03:02that Trixie Amoria

01:03:03is a good neighbor

01:03:05she's very kind

01:03:06hearted

01:03:06and would never

01:03:07break the law

01:03:08yes and one time

01:03:09when my daughter

01:03:10needed university

01:03:11tuition

01:03:11Trixie gave her

01:03:12everything she had

01:03:14just to help her

01:03:14out

01:03:15she also paid for

01:03:16my recent heart

01:03:17surgery as well

01:03:18my fiance really

01:03:20is an incredible

01:03:20woman

01:03:21she's an angel

01:03:22descended from heaven

01:03:28you must be the

01:03:29criminal pretending to

01:03:30be general

01:03:31Lysander Armstrong

01:03:32my brother is not

01:03:34a criminal

01:03:34he's a war hero

01:03:35who single-handedly

01:03:36saved this country

01:03:37from a terrorist

01:03:38attack

01:03:38without him

01:03:39this whole country

01:03:40would have been

01:03:40bombed to ash

01:03:41and that's why

01:03:42his choice to crime

01:03:43is stealing his

01:03:44identity

01:03:45general Lysander

01:03:46Armstrong only fell

01:03:47into a coma

01:03:48because of the

01:03:48fight with the

01:03:49terrorist

01:03:49and we've received

01:03:50no word that

01:03:50he's woken up yet

01:03:51so this must be

01:03:52an imposter

01:03:54I can tell that

01:03:55this whole dilemma

01:03:56with my identity

01:03:56is causing you

01:03:57a lot of trouble

01:03:58but I promise

01:03:59that I'll get it

01:03:59resolved and we

01:04:00can focus on

01:04:01taking down

01:04:01your scumbag ex

01:04:04if you want to

01:04:05arrest me

01:04:05fine

01:04:07but don't fuck

01:04:08with my fiance

01:04:08you don't get to

01:04:09decide punk

01:04:10let's go

01:04:34get him

01:04:35if you can

01:05:02let's go

01:05:27is that enough

01:05:27pain

01:05:28or do you want

01:05:29more

01:05:37legend

01:05:38is written

01:05:39all over you

01:05:40Lysander

01:05:42grandma

01:05:44meet my new

01:05:45fiance

01:05:48wow

01:05:48your new

01:05:49fiance

01:05:50he's so

01:05:51manly

01:05:52much better

01:05:53than your

01:05:53last one

01:05:54I always knew

01:05:55you'd find

01:05:56someone better

01:05:57it's Butch's

01:05:58loss

01:05:58Trixie has

01:05:59always been

01:06:00so much

01:06:00better than

01:06:01Marissa

01:06:01she's like

01:06:02a shining star

01:06:03in the sky

01:06:04and Marissa's

01:06:05like a roach

01:06:06in the sewers

01:06:07bitch

01:06:07bitch we name

01:06:08calling now

01:06:09I'll drown you

01:06:10out with insults

01:06:10from my side

01:06:11right fam

01:06:11drown out the

01:06:13poor

01:06:13drown out the

01:06:14poor

01:06:16drown out the

01:06:17poor

01:06:17drown out the

01:06:19poor

01:06:19drown out the

01:06:20drown out the

01:06:20poor

01:06:20see Trixie

01:06:21you've got no

01:06:22connections

01:06:23no power

01:06:24you can't compete

01:06:25against me

01:06:26even if you have

01:06:26one guy on your

01:06:27side who can

01:06:27fight

01:06:28we're too

01:06:28honorable to

01:06:29fight dirty

01:06:30like you

01:06:30so you're

01:06:31using defenseless

01:06:32lives as your

01:06:33shield

01:06:33because you know

01:06:34we won't hurt

01:06:34them

01:06:35let them eat

01:06:36cake

01:06:46you can't

01:06:47shoot all of

01:06:47them

01:06:48grab what you

01:06:48can't fam

01:06:49attack

01:07:07you will not

01:07:08hurt a single

01:07:08soul in my

01:07:09presence

01:07:15what the fuck

01:07:16was that

01:07:17I don't care

01:07:17what the fuck

01:07:18it was

01:07:18I'm not letting

01:07:19her make a fool

01:07:20of me at my

01:07:20own wedding

01:07:29damn it

01:07:32you forgot I

01:07:33had a gun

01:07:34too

01:07:35that'll teach

01:07:35you from

01:07:36messing with

01:07:36the wig

01:07:36hams

01:07:37take Miss

01:07:37Trixie and

01:07:38the family

01:07:38and get

01:07:38out of

01:07:39here

01:07:39we're

01:07:39quartered

01:07:40I'll

01:07:40sacrifice

01:07:41myself

01:07:41to fend

01:07:42them

01:07:42off

01:07:42Devin

01:07:43you and

01:07:43your brother

01:07:44are both

01:07:44good men

01:07:45I will not

01:07:46let your

01:07:47injury be

01:07:47in vain

01:07:48they will

01:07:49be punished

01:07:52now hold

01:07:53still for

01:07:54me

01:07:56right

01:07:57rewrites

01:07:58the world

01:08:08holy fuck

01:08:10did she just

01:08:10reverse the

01:08:11bullet

01:08:11by chanting

01:08:12the goddess

01:08:12healer's

01:08:13chant

01:08:13she the

01:08:14goddess

01:08:15healer

01:08:19I'm all

01:08:19better now

01:08:20than you

01:08:21Miss Trixie

01:08:22see I knew

01:08:24that you were

01:08:24no ordinary

01:08:25woman

01:08:25no please

01:08:26I am just

01:08:28an ordinary

01:08:28girl

01:08:28don't put me

01:08:29on some sort

01:08:30of fetus

01:08:30sure

01:08:32you hear that

01:08:33she's just

01:08:34some average

01:08:34homeless girl

01:08:35in the streets

01:08:36she was probably

01:08:37holding out a

01:08:37super magnet

01:08:38that drew out

01:08:38the bullet

01:08:39well I do not

01:08:39care for glory

01:08:40I do believe

01:08:42in justice

01:08:43Marissa and

01:08:44Butch

01:08:44not only have you

01:08:45betrayed me

01:08:46but now you've

01:08:47hurt the innocent

01:08:48too

01:08:48I will make you

01:08:49both pay for

01:08:50your crimes

01:08:51and who are you

01:08:51to judge me

01:08:52for what I do

01:08:54God

01:08:55wrong

01:08:57but you're

01:08:57close

01:08:58I'm bullshit

01:08:59I'm gonna show

01:09:00you how the elite

01:09:01can travel

01:09:01in your low lives

01:09:04you want to

01:09:05cross the line

01:09:05so bad

01:09:06then let's see

01:09:07you try

01:09:07charge

01:09:17the hell is this

01:09:18this is the line

01:09:20between life

01:09:22and death

01:09:23yo was that

01:09:24extra neon spray paint

01:09:26I'll admit

01:09:27it looks pretty good

01:09:27but uh

01:09:28I'll die before

01:09:29I believe that's magic

01:09:31you're not the

01:09:32grim reaper

01:09:32what if it's a trap

01:09:34that woman has

01:09:35many tricks up her

01:09:36sleeves

01:09:36we ain't afraid

01:09:37of her

01:09:37she's nothing

01:09:38but a circus

01:09:39prostitute

01:09:40why don't you

01:09:41cross the line

01:09:41and see for yourself

01:09:43I will

01:09:47left

01:09:47leaves the wrong

01:09:49left

01:09:56I'm fine

01:09:57nothing happened

01:09:58you'll see soon

01:09:59enough

01:10:00oh please

01:10:01I really want to die

01:10:02and you call this

01:10:04the line between

01:10:04life and death

01:10:05I knew you were

01:10:06just making that

01:10:07shit up

01:10:07whoops

01:10:08just crossed it

01:10:09again

01:10:10whoops

01:10:10and again

01:10:12nothing's

01:10:13happening

01:10:21no

01:10:25no

01:10:27what did you do

01:10:29to my brother

01:10:29I didn't do

01:10:30anything

01:10:31your brother

01:10:32just didn't want

01:10:32to heed my

01:10:33warning

01:10:34I suggest

01:10:34you take him

01:10:35to the UR

01:10:36if you don't

01:10:37want your wedding

01:10:37to become

01:10:37his funeral

01:10:39come on

01:10:41major

01:10:42are you not

01:10:42going to help

01:10:43your own brother

01:10:43how was he

01:10:44able to cross

01:10:45the line

01:10:45see this

01:10:46must be

01:10:46an illusion

01:10:50only the pure

01:10:51of heart

01:10:51can cross

01:10:52the line

01:10:52will somebody

01:10:53take my brother

01:10:54to the hospital

01:10:54please

01:11:02you're so sore

01:11:03I wouldn't marry you

01:11:04you'd go and hurt

01:11:04my brother

01:11:05oh please

01:11:06you hurt us

01:11:07first

01:11:08at first

01:11:09I was really hurt

01:11:10by your betrayal

01:11:11but I've come

01:11:12to realize

01:11:13your true colors

01:11:14are that of a snake

01:11:15and a coward

01:11:15Marissa

01:11:16thanks for taking

01:11:17this little life

01:11:18from me

01:11:20you blame yourself

01:11:21for being worthless

01:11:23you think anyone

01:11:24will want to marry you

01:11:25when you've got

01:11:25nothing to offer

01:11:28when you wear

01:11:30odd and

01:11:30crazy clothes

01:11:32all day

01:11:34don't touch my wife

01:11:38and instead

01:11:39Trixie gets a

01:11:40handsome

01:11:40and protective

01:11:42husband

01:11:43you can daydream

01:11:44all you want

01:11:45now Trixie

01:11:45but when the

01:11:46presidential contract

01:11:47arrives

01:11:47it'll hit you

01:11:48like a fucking truck

01:11:49that you're nothing

01:11:50but an ugly phony

01:11:51and I'm the queen

01:11:52of everything

01:11:52oh really

01:11:54then let me show you

01:11:55how it is I

01:11:56who has everything

01:11:56you want

01:11:57you've got nothing

01:11:58on me

01:12:03yes

01:12:04tell the president

01:12:05to get here

01:12:05immediately

01:12:10goddess

01:12:11madam president

01:12:12I require

01:12:13your assistance

01:12:14yes

01:12:15we'll be there

01:12:15immediately

01:12:19get the VP

01:12:20we're leaving

01:12:20now

01:12:24did she just

01:12:25pretend to call

01:12:26the first woman

01:12:27president of the

01:12:27united states

01:12:28god I knew you

01:12:29were cheap

01:12:29but I didn't know

01:12:30you were crazy

01:12:31too

01:12:31I'm so glad

01:12:32I dumped you

01:12:33for Marissa

01:12:34you're pathetic

01:12:35Trixie

01:12:36a secretary to remind

01:12:37everyone how I have

01:12:38the presidential

01:12:39contract coming

01:12:39miss Wickham is

01:12:40correct

01:12:41I was on the phone

01:12:42with the president

01:12:42earlier

01:12:43only the most

01:12:44important people

01:12:44have madam president's

01:12:46direct line

01:12:47you hear that

01:12:48everyone

01:12:48there is no way

01:12:50lowlife Trixie

01:12:51could have called

01:12:52the president

01:12:53by herself

01:12:54she's just a

01:12:55desperate phony

01:12:56who doesn't get

01:12:57enough male attention

01:12:58so she's come here

01:12:59to play up her

01:12:59importance

01:13:00no

01:13:00my granddaughter

01:13:02would never do

01:13:02that

01:13:03reversing time

01:13:04just to heal

01:13:05someone's wound

01:13:06only the goddess

01:13:07healer can do

01:13:08that

01:13:08is Trixie really

01:13:09the goddess

01:13:10healer

01:13:13oh

01:13:18first your boy toy

01:13:20actor pretends

01:13:21to be the war hero

01:13:21general Lysander

01:13:22Armstrong

01:13:23and now you

01:13:24Trixie

01:13:24are pretending

01:13:25to be the goddess

01:13:26healer who gave

01:13:26me my presidential

01:13:27contract

01:13:27is this how the

01:13:29working class

01:13:30think all the time

01:13:32I never realized

01:13:33how delusional

01:13:34they were

01:13:34you can only dream

01:13:36of what you can

01:13:36never have

01:13:37while we rub our

01:13:38riches and privilege

01:13:39in their faces

01:13:40look I don't know

01:13:41what circus school

01:13:42you went to

01:13:43but you trying to

01:13:44make me jealous

01:13:44Trixie

01:13:45it ain't working

01:13:46you can't just

01:13:47fake the

01:13:50yeah but goddess

01:13:51healing power

01:13:52is legendary

01:13:53it's like real magic

01:13:55Trixie

01:13:56you're an angel

01:13:57but the goddess

01:13:58healing is

01:13:59beyond your imagination

01:14:00and if we steal

01:14:02her identity

01:14:02just to punish

01:14:03her ex

01:14:03won't her followers

01:14:04be furious

01:14:05and riot against

01:14:06you

01:14:08no

01:14:09Trixie look

01:14:11I believe you

01:14:12you saved me

01:14:14whether you're

01:14:15a goddess

01:14:15or not

01:14:16you did that

01:14:18no matter what

01:14:18happens

01:14:19you are

01:14:19a goddess

01:14:20to me

01:14:21we'll riot

01:14:22against you

01:14:23now

01:14:23tear her apart

01:14:24tear her apart

01:14:26tear her apart

01:14:28tear her apart

01:14:29tear her apart

01:14:31the vice president

01:14:32arrives

01:14:48who dare cause

01:14:49ruckus in here

01:14:53you're general

01:14:55Lysander

01:14:55Armstrong

01:14:56wait

01:14:57what

01:14:59he's actually

01:15:00general

01:15:00Lysander

01:15:01Armstrong

01:15:01no

01:15:02no

01:15:02we've been

01:15:03through this

01:15:03already

01:15:04once

01:15:04okay

01:15:04right

01:15:05secretary

01:15:05chill

01:15:06this

01:15:06actor

01:15:07Trixie hired

01:15:08pulled this

01:15:09weird

01:15:09stunt

01:15:10to try to

01:15:11bankrupt me

01:15:11but you already

01:15:12confirmed with

01:15:13Madame President

01:15:13that I got the

01:15:14contract coming

01:15:15still

01:15:15right

01:15:16yes

01:15:16we all thought

01:15:17he was a

01:15:17fraud

01:15:18what I mean

01:15:19is

01:15:21you're the

01:15:21war hero

01:15:22general

01:15:23Lysander

01:15:23Armstrong

01:15:24and how dare

01:15:25you crash

01:15:26Miss Wickham's

01:15:26wedding

01:15:27the moment

01:15:28you wake up

01:15:29you fall

01:15:29under this

01:15:30vixen spell

01:15:31and now

01:15:32you're attacking

01:15:32one of the

01:15:33most important

01:15:33allies to

01:15:34the president

01:15:35he is

01:15:36the general

01:15:37oh but he's

01:15:38in trouble

01:15:39now

01:15:39did you hear

01:15:40that

01:15:40even the vice

01:15:42president knows

01:15:42me as an

01:15:43important ally

01:15:44to the nation's

01:15:45leader

01:15:45so what if

01:15:46Trixie picked

01:15:46up some

01:15:47washed up

01:15:48war hero

01:15:48we got the

01:15:49VP

01:15:49and the

01:15:50president

01:15:50on our

01:15:51side

01:15:52you'll always

01:15:53be nothing

01:15:54Trixie

01:15:55I told you

01:15:56now punish them

01:15:58vice president

01:15:58Langley

01:15:59this is treason

01:16:00Lysander

01:16:00Armstrong

01:16:01you are

01:16:01stripped

01:16:02from your

01:16:02military

01:16:03honors

01:16:04and titles

01:16:08hurry

01:16:09the goddess

01:16:10healer

01:16:10needs us

01:16:13you can't

01:16:14do that

01:16:14mr.

01:16:15vice president

01:16:15my brother

01:16:16is a war

01:16:17hero

01:16:17he single

01:16:18handedly

01:16:18saved this

01:16:19country

01:16:19from terrorist

01:16:19attack

01:16:20he was in

01:16:20a coma

01:16:21for two

01:16:21years

01:16:22if it

01:16:22wasn't

01:16:22for

01:16:22miss

01:16:22Trixie

01:16:23he would

01:16:23enough

01:16:23you speak

01:16:25another word

01:16:25and I will

01:16:26bring down

01:16:26your entire

01:16:27family

01:16:27not

01:16:28just your

01:16:29brother

01:16:30yeah

01:16:31it's okay

01:16:33mr.

01:16:33vice president

01:16:34I've already

01:16:34given my life

01:16:35once for my

01:16:35country

01:16:36I have no

01:16:37problem doing

01:16:38that again

01:16:38if it means

01:16:38protecting my

01:16:39fiance's

01:16:40life

01:16:41and let's

01:16:41be honest

01:16:42about one

01:16:42other thing

01:16:42mr.

01:16:43vice president

01:16:43I never

01:16:44gave a

01:16:44fuck

01:16:45about

01:16:46any

01:16:46damn

01:16:47titles

01:16:49I truly

01:16:50saved a

01:16:50good

01:16:50man

01:16:56I will

01:16:57not let

01:16:57you bring

01:16:57ruin to

01:16:58my

01:16:58fiance

01:16:59and what

01:17:00can you

01:17:00do about

01:17:01it

01:17:01oh

01:17:01mr.

01:17:02vice

01:17:02president

01:17:02I have

01:17:03swell

01:17:03idea

01:17:04my

01:17:04biomedical

01:17:04company

01:17:05invented

01:17:05the latest

01:17:06line

01:17:06of poison

01:17:07darts

01:17:07for the

01:17:08military

01:17:09let's try

01:17:09it out

01:17:10on them

01:17:12hold on

01:17:13mr.

01:17:13vice

01:17:13president

01:17:13there's

01:17:14no way

01:17:14that you're

01:17:14taking

01:17:15this

01:17:15seriously

01:17:15put

01:17:15innocent

01:17:16civilian

01:17:16lives

01:17:17in

01:17:17danger

01:17:18despicable

01:17:18what's

01:17:19more

01:17:19despicable

01:17:20is that

01:17:20you

01:17:20and

01:17:20your

01:17:21filthy

01:17:21companions

01:17:22are

01:17:22disrespecting

01:17:23power

01:17:24miss

01:17:25wickham

01:17:25you can

01:17:26use

01:17:26full force

01:17:27on them

01:17:28did you

01:17:29hear that

01:17:29boys

01:17:42shoot

01:17:43wait

01:17:44that's

01:17:44the president

01:17:57no

01:17:57idiots

01:18:09that was

01:18:10they were

01:18:11totally

01:18:11aiming for

01:18:12tricksy

01:18:12the fraud

01:18:13in the

01:18:13middle

01:18:13what

01:18:14is

01:18:15this

01:18:15oh

01:18:16that's

01:18:16my new

01:18:17biomedical

01:18:17weapon

01:18:18madame

01:18:18for your

01:18:19military

01:18:19this is

01:18:20a war

01:18:20crime

01:18:21these are

01:18:21innocent

01:18:21civilian

01:18:22lives

01:18:22you're

01:18:23messing

01:18:23with

01:18:23you're

01:18:24the

01:18:24uncivilized

01:18:24buffoon

01:18:25I can

01:18:25shoot

01:18:26whoever

01:18:26I want

01:18:26I have

01:18:26the

01:18:27presidential

01:18:27contract

01:18:27with

01:18:28great

01:18:28power

01:18:29comes

01:18:29great

01:18:29responsibility

01:18:30and this

01:18:31is the

01:18:31kind

01:18:31of

01:18:32dastardly

01:18:32creation

01:18:33you've

01:18:33made

01:18:33with

01:18:33the

01:18:34contract

01:18:34I

01:18:34gave

01:18:34you

01:18:35what

01:18:35are

01:18:35you

01:18:35doing

01:18:36reverse

01:18:36the

01:18:36poison

01:18:36and take

01:18:37it out

01:18:37of the

01:18:37present

01:18:38before

01:18:38it's

01:18:38too

01:18:38late

01:18:39that is

01:18:39easy

01:18:41there's

01:18:41no need

01:18:43I'll save

01:18:43everyone

01:18:57it's

01:18:58raining

01:18:58it's raining

01:18:59gold

01:19:01what's

01:19:01happening

01:19:02Trixie doesn't

01:19:03have that

01:19:03kind of

01:19:03money

01:19:03it's got

01:19:04to be

01:19:05cheap

01:19:05glitter

01:19:07she

01:19:08she

01:19:09is

01:19:10she is

01:19:11a criminal

01:19:12don't worry

01:19:13madame

01:19:13president

01:19:13we will

01:19:14arrest her

01:19:14and we'll

01:19:14throw her

01:19:15in prison

01:19:15I'd be

01:19:16quiet

01:19:16if I

01:19:16were

01:19:16you

01:19:17because

01:19:17you're

01:19:17the

01:19:18one

01:19:18that

01:19:18would

01:19:18be

01:19:18going

01:19:18to

01:19:18prison

01:19:19once

01:19:19everyone

01:19:19is

01:19:19healed

01:19:20up

01:19:20what

01:19:20are

01:19:20you

01:19:21talking

01:19:21about

01:19:21the

01:19:22president

01:19:22literally

01:19:23came

01:19:23here

01:19:23to give

01:19:23me

01:19:24my

01:19:24billion

01:19:24dollar

01:19:24contract

01:19:34this

01:19:35contract

01:19:36yes

01:19:38thank you

01:19:39first

01:19:39gentleman

01:19:57my contract

01:19:58you

01:19:58bitch

01:19:59and that's

01:20:00not all

01:20:12this foul

01:20:13weapon

01:20:13will not

01:20:14see the

01:20:14light of

01:20:14day

01:20:15there is

01:20:15only a

01:20:16need

01:20:16for

01:20:16vaccine

01:20:17if there

01:20:17is

01:20:17a

01:20:17virus

01:20:18don't

01:20:18you

01:20:19realize

01:20:19or are

01:20:20you

01:20:20too

01:20:20much

01:20:21of a

01:20:21goody

01:20:21two

01:20:21shoes

01:20:22to

01:20:22understand

01:20:22that

01:20:23you're

01:20:24the

01:20:24real

01:20:24virus

01:20:25here

01:20:25marissa

01:20:25money

01:20:26is worth

01:20:26more

01:20:27to you

01:20:27than

01:20:27human

01:20:27lives

01:20:28and that's

01:20:29something

01:20:29i cannot

01:20:30tolerate

01:20:30so prepare

01:20:31yourself

01:20:32because i'm

01:20:33about to

01:20:33smite you

01:20:35what are you

01:20:36gonna do

01:20:37the president

01:20:38is here

01:20:39and i just

01:20:40invented the

01:20:41best

01:20:41biomedical

01:20:42products

01:20:42in the

01:20:43world

01:20:43pardon me

01:20:45for that

01:20:45little

01:20:45mishap

01:20:46right

01:20:47madam

01:20:48president

01:20:48you've

01:20:49recovered

01:20:49now

01:20:50so what's

01:20:51your final

01:20:51decision

01:20:54i'll

01:20:54she's gonna

01:20:55give me

01:20:55my billion

01:20:56dollar

01:21:02i'll smack

01:21:03her until

01:21:03she sees

01:21:0450 stars

01:21:09why are you

01:21:10attacking me

01:21:11madam president

01:21:11you're supposed

01:21:12to be giving

01:21:13me the

01:21:13billion dollar

01:21:14you wish

01:21:15you idiot

01:21:18i've never

01:21:19seen a woman

01:21:19so vile

01:21:21so ugly

01:21:22on the

01:21:22inside

01:21:22it makes

01:21:23me want

01:21:23to vomit

01:21:23i don't

01:21:25understand

01:21:25i was

01:21:25just trying

01:21:26to punish

01:21:26these

01:21:27imposters

01:21:27for posing

01:21:27as the

01:21:28goddess

01:21:28of healing

01:21:31and do

01:21:32you know

01:21:32the goddess

01:21:33you saved

01:21:33me and

01:21:34my son

01:21:35during

01:21:35childbirth

01:21:36you've

01:21:37really seen

01:21:38the goddess

01:21:38healer

01:21:39herself

01:21:40in the

01:21:40flesh

01:21:40the one

01:21:41and only

01:21:43and it's

01:21:46her

01:22:02welcome

01:22:04goddess

01:22:10yes

01:22:15you really

01:22:16are the

01:22:16goddess

01:22:17of healing

01:22:17aren't you

01:22:17how else

01:22:18did you

01:22:19think

01:22:19i saved

01:22:19you

01:22:21then why

01:22:21did you

01:22:22keep it

01:22:22a secret

01:22:22for so long

01:22:25i wanted

01:22:26to walk

01:22:26the earth

01:22:27as a

01:22:27normal

01:22:27person

01:22:28help

01:22:29those

01:22:29in

01:22:29need

01:22:30and make

01:22:31sure

01:22:31the man

01:22:31i chose

01:22:32loved me

01:22:32for me

01:22:33no so

01:22:34that means

01:22:35the billion

01:22:36dollar contract

01:22:37it was you

01:22:38who gave it

01:22:39to me

01:22:39she took

01:22:40it away

01:22:40just like

01:22:40that

01:22:42that was

01:22:43her golden

01:22:43ticket

01:22:44you were

01:22:45once my

01:22:45fiance and

01:22:46best friend

01:22:46but after

01:22:47everything you've

01:22:48done

01:22:48we're officially

01:22:50getting ties

01:22:50with you both

01:22:51no please

01:22:52i swear

01:22:52i didn't know

01:22:53you were an

01:22:54ex

01:22:54it doesn't

01:22:58matter who

01:22:58she is

01:22:59trixie has

01:23:00a heart of

01:23:00gold

01:23:00she's an

01:23:01amazing

01:23:02person

01:23:02and you

01:23:03ruin that

01:23:03the moment

01:23:04that you

01:23:04betrayed her

01:23:06she's gonna

01:23:06be my

01:23:07wife

01:23:07because she

01:23:08is the

01:23:08most beautiful

01:23:09and amazing

01:23:10woman on

01:23:11this planet

01:23:11i love

01:23:17you

01:23:30all her

01:23:31goals

01:23:31all her

01:23:32clothes

01:23:33all that

01:23:34could have

01:23:34been mine

01:23:35this is all

01:23:36you've

01:23:36fault

01:23:37you seduce

01:23:38me

01:23:39don't

01:23:39help me

01:23:41you were the

01:23:41one that came

01:23:42on to me

01:23:42you himbo

01:23:43please

01:23:44i don't

01:24:03you're

01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.

01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you.

01:24:15It's your fault.

01:24:15I was only with you for your money.

01:24:17You were rich.

01:24:19I'll see myself now.

01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.

01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.

01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness just like you.

01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.

01:24:33That is why I saved you.

01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.

01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.

01:24:47Let's party!

01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married? Right now?

01:24:52Yes.

01:24:53Well.

01:24:57Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?

01:25:01I do.

01:25:02I do.

01:25:03You may kiss the bride.

01:25:10I do.

01:25:11You may kiss the bride.

01:25:11I do.

01:25:12I do.

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