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Pushers S01E01 Skyfire Episode 1 Engsub
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00:00Who are you? Don't fucking me!
00:11Oi! Stop!
00:13Fuck!
00:14Make me disable me!
00:32Fuck!
00:37The man came in, told one look at me and caught my benefits in half.
00:48You've had a toxic cerebral palsy since birth?
00:50Yeah.
00:51Due to a complication loop on the exit side, I didn't breathe for 17 minutes.
01:05I really wouldn't recommend it.
01:10How did your cerebral palsy affect you on a daily basis?
01:15My speech, obviously.
01:18And when I walk, I drank one foot behind.
01:24You ticked.
01:25Walking long distances brings you considerable pain.
01:30Got here.
01:31You don't seem to be in considerable pain.
01:36Good words.
01:37Not in pain.
01:45Moving on.
01:46Do you regularly soil yourself?
01:52Oh, God!
01:58Come on!
02:01Oh, God!
02:03Just with the fucking way of...
02:05Oh, God!
02:06Ray!
02:08Ray!
02:12You're, um...
02:14Don't I, um...
02:19I wish I hadn't been a co-op story.
02:21I don't shop in co-op.
02:25I thought the drows are not big enough.
02:31Could've been a nasty.
02:34I think we went to school together.
02:39You and Sheridan.
02:42Right?
02:44Fuck!
02:46Fuck are you, man!
02:48Hey!
02:49Fuck is Emily Dawkins!
02:51Wait, I thought you died.
02:52Oh, no.
02:55That was that other disabled kid.
02:59You have a one.
03:01Wendy.
03:02Potato, potato.
03:05I haven't seen you since the fires.
03:09Nobody believed that sweet little Emily were involved.
03:13I could get away with anything.
03:17What are you here for?
03:20An appeal.
03:21But I fucked it.
03:24I told him I don't soil myself.
03:28Yeah, you've got to plan a system.
03:30Mam!
03:32Do you soil yourself?
03:34Yeah.
03:34Can you wipe your own arse?
03:36No.
03:37Are you in pain?
03:39Oh!
03:44Just your regular doula d'etch over here.
03:48She's got that multiple scoliosis thing right, but it's not that bad.
03:52Slerosis, you dull fuck.
03:54Sleros.
03:55And what told my view?
03:58One foot.
04:00Half a size bigger than the other.
04:03Look at him.
04:07Bizarre.
04:08And I do genuinely fucking shit myself.
04:12But...
04:13I'm completely fucking bad.
04:18So, what do you do for a job like?
04:21I work for a charity.
04:24We check if workplaces have accessible rooms, and then we give them a sticker if they do.
04:40Oh, I love stickies, man.
04:45Um...
04:46So, the toilet's pay well?
04:48It's voluntary, but Jo, our boss, she's amazing.
04:58She'll start paying us soon.
05:03We have an office in the back.
05:08Is that where they keep the donkeys?
05:14Yeah.
05:15It is.
05:16Don't it stink?
05:20Yeah.
05:21It does.
05:23Luke, it's a bit random, but...
05:25You need 50 squid.
05:26You can deliver this tomorrow at 10.
05:28Flat 42 going to the house.
05:30I'm too busy to do it myself.
05:34What's in it?
05:35Kinky shit.
05:36I sell whips, plugs, clamps, flashlights.
05:40I've flashlights.
05:43Kinky.
05:44Well, you are when you stick your cock in one.
05:45Well, can you all say a bit dodgy?
05:49Aye.
05:50See yourself.
05:53I'm saying I've done the fit boy from assessment centre.
05:56Text me when you change your mind.
05:58I won't.
06:00You fucking will.
06:02I won't.
06:04Will.
06:06Will.
06:09I won't.
06:12Fucking will.
06:13Will.
06:13I won't.
06:16Will.
06:27Mr Andrew Haddon.
06:28My name is Hope.
06:29And I work for a Bracklington-based disability charity called Weet CU.
06:34It's now a convenient time to speak.
06:38When might be a convenient time to speak, Mr Andrew Haddon?
06:45Half past fuck off.
06:49That's disappointing.
06:50Just hang up.
06:53Hello, Emily Dawkins.
06:55No, I was speaking to Emily Dawkins, not you Andrew Haddon.
06:58May I ask you one final question?
07:01Would you prefer disabled people simply shat in their wheelchairs?
07:05No, genuinely, I'm interested.
07:18The phone's broken.
07:20So I'm off to lunch.
07:21Meal deal? Harry Potter?
07:23No!
07:25Hurry up.
07:26Oh, I signed for a parcel for Jo.
07:30Oh, thanks.
07:32Make any phone calls?
07:35Phone calls?
07:37Who to?
07:39Don't worry.
07:41Enjoy your meal deal.
07:44Yeah.
07:46Oh, yes.
07:57I got a notification about a parcel.
08:01Hi Jo.
08:03A parcel?
08:06No, nothing's here.
08:09If it comes, I could come to yours.
08:14Drop it off.
08:16Cheeky glass of wine.
08:20It's only lingerie.
08:21No rush.
08:22Hot and cool and groovy.
08:28Yeah, yeah.
08:29Listen, erm...
08:32Emily, do you know why I started this charity?
08:36She want every workplace to be welcoming and accessible to all disabled people.
08:49Yeah.
08:51But specifically, Soho Farmhouse.
08:53Did you know they only have two disabled parking spaces and, like, one accessible toilet?
08:59No, we, er...
09:01We banged up and actually, they have a life.
09:07Did it...
09:08It's abhorrent, Emily.
09:10Let's talk donations.
09:12Yeah, you first and then I'll open my two pence.
09:18Have we had any donations?
09:20Two pence.
09:22And technically, that was a bank interest.
09:28Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about wages.
09:35Well, listen, lovely.
09:36I can't afford to endlessly pour money into this little thing.
09:40Bring in those juicy donations, yeah?
09:43Book assessments.
09:44And then, perhaps we can go to Soho Farmhouse together.
09:49Check out the toilets.
09:52But if nothing improves by the end of the year, we'll have to shut down.
09:57Please, don't make me be that person.
10:11What am I looking for?
10:12What am I looking for?
10:13What am I?
10:16What am I?
10:19Oh, God.
10:23What was that?
10:24Bitty lady.
10:28Oh, God.
10:39What was that?
10:47Green bin.
10:48What?
10:49Don't keep saying what.
10:50Have you heard of bins?
10:51The bin.
10:52Go to the bin.
10:53Oh, okay.
10:55There we go.
10:58Come on.
11:00Yeah, there's a white envelope.
11:02Got it.
11:05All right, all right.
11:07Bye.
11:07Don't say bye.
11:08Fuck me.
11:10Rude.
11:13Shit.
11:19Fucking hell.
11:37I've been bye.
11:45I always wondered.
11:47You know this.
11:48You work for donkers.
11:50What kind of a bandit?
11:51This animal is an oot.
11:59Don't worry. They're acting now.
12:05Fine.
12:08They're dead.
12:10Never happen to serious looking ones, just chuck it.
12:14Dear Miss Dawkins, why did I act a little bit in that I'm single?
12:22I'm there, Jean. You're fast, you're prime.
12:25I'm writing to inform you that your appeal was untouchable.
12:35I told you, mate, you should have dribbled. Even I dribbled it.
12:38Our money to be seasoned immediately.
12:44Fuck off and die.
12:48Love from the DWP.
12:52Did they actually write that?
12:55So I lose a few quid again, my father.
13:00Because I can walk to work and touch the end of my nose with my index finger.
13:14That's not lingerie.
13:19What do they want me to do?
13:23Just stay stuck here in this house.
13:30Shitting in the night on that face.
13:35I'd be fucking crazy.
13:37What the fuck are you doing?
13:48Shit.
13:49It was drugs.
13:53Of course it were drugs, man.
13:55You seriously thought I was running an underground sex toy business?
13:59No.
14:01My dad took me home soon.
14:04No.
14:05No.
14:06I'll start it.
14:09I'm a drug user.
14:13Not a drug dealer.
14:17Paracetamol.
14:18I've been helping.
14:21Sometimes.
14:23Both.
14:24Listen.
14:26Right.
14:26Seeing you again, right, it's got me thinking.
14:30The ideal drug mule is a good old girl with an obvious disability.
14:35So.
14:38Viola.
14:43Viola.
14:45You can pass off any powder as your meds or say.
14:50A nice man fucking gave him me, right?
14:52And then start fucking screaming.
14:55Play up your cerebral what's it, right?
14:57We can make shit loads of fucking money.
15:01Here.
15:02Smell it.
15:04Smell it.
15:05Smell it.
15:08Yeah.
15:10If we got a smell.
15:13You all right?
15:14Onions.
15:16Emily, all of them.
15:20What's this then?
15:27What's this then?
15:29I dropped a bag of...
15:31Show me.
15:32Flour.
15:33Flour.
15:34Flour?
15:34Yeah, I was making flapjacks.
15:38Big cakes.
15:39Flapjacks don't use flour.
15:41A lovely big flapjacky cake.
15:47All right.
15:49When's it ready?
15:51We're at it.
15:54Yeah.
15:55Before you clean up?
15:57Oh, we were well hungry.
15:59Yeah.
16:00Yeah.
16:00Yeah.
16:01What?
16:03All right.
16:04All right.
16:04Bye-bye, Mr Hawkins.
16:06Yeah.
16:06See you later.
16:07All right, sir.
16:08Bye helpful, boy.
16:11No problem.
16:13You should go, okay?
16:16Listen.
16:17I'll coin for a bit, yeah?
16:20Yeah.
16:21Think about it.
16:22All right.
16:23Okay.
16:25Bye-bye.
16:27Bye-bye.
16:28I bet you'll keep that money.
16:30I won't.
16:31You will.
16:32I won't.
16:33Good day, Dad.
16:35The best.
16:36I've got my front page for October.
16:38A guy on the estate is stealing lead.
16:43It's a lead about lead.
16:48That joke will work written down.
16:52Fuck.
17:05Oh, hi.
17:07Hiya.
17:08Hello.
17:09Remember me?
17:11It's Patel, lady.
17:14Yeah.
17:14Yeah.
17:14No pressure, but can we swap back and pass us?
17:22It'd be great for my conscience.
17:27If I could.
17:29All right.
17:30You want your packet back, yeah?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Yeah.
17:33You want me to sell it to you?
17:35Yeah.
17:35Yeah, would that be good?
17:36Yeah.
17:37Are you fucking filming me or something?
17:39Are you fucking filming me with your little camera?
17:41Excuse me.
17:41With your little fucking camera?
17:42What?
17:42What?
17:44When's the last train a gangsta?
17:45I'm not a fucking time-taker.
17:46When's the last train a fucking gangsta?
17:49I'll fucking bounce you up and down.
17:50Move.
17:51Give me that money.
17:51Give me this.
17:52Give me this.
17:52Oh.
17:53Oh.
17:54Crips out, crips.
17:56Hold me a bit.
17:57Oh, fuck.
17:58Oh.
17:59Yeah.
18:00There's your fucking time table.
18:02You lot.
18:03You stay right there.
18:05Well, it's not as if we're Usain Bolt and fucking Paula Radcliffe, is it?
18:09Don't touch that dog.
18:11Is that what you teach dogs to do now, is it?
18:12More disabled people?
18:13What are you, underside police or the fucking SF?
18:16Just stay there, sir.
18:18I need to talk to-
18:19Well, a couple of poor people get mugged in broad daylight.
18:22And now you're setting vicious dogs on us.
18:24I want to speak to the young lady now, sir.
18:27So, shut up!
18:29Are you all right?
18:32Can you tell me what's wrong?
18:37I can't help it.
18:43Am I in trouble?
18:47Of course not.
18:49Erm.
18:50Ooh.
18:50Er.
18:52Got a go.
18:53Erm.
18:54Did you want to file a report?
18:55No.
18:56Thank you, Mrs. Policeman.
19:11Did you really piss yourself?
19:17Nice to go pay, that.
19:21Thank you for beating the living shit.
19:26Get out of that man.
19:28How can I ever be paying you?
19:37Glowy?
19:40Yeah, I probably won't give you a glowy.
19:46Worth a try.
19:50How about a pay?
19:53And that's why I have to have iodine injected into my urethra.
19:56I wouldn't recommend Belgium.
20:00What's your backstory?
20:01Oh, I used to tell people at school that I was like this, cos my dad was Stephen Hawking.
20:17Fancy a cocktail?
20:19Did you say do women here?
20:21Nah, I'm fucking joking.
20:24We're having the lager.
20:25Two more please, Kate.
20:30Well, look who it is, Emily Dawkins.
20:33About your money.
20:36Did you bring a habit?
20:39Shush.
20:40He's on Perleo.
20:41He's trying.
20:44Ewan, I lost the money you left me, but I got some of the drugged back.
21:00No worries.
21:02You're not angry?
21:05Nah, I'm happy.
21:06Happy Ewan.
21:07That's what Nan calls me.
21:08So he's not here to break my legs.
21:13That would be the point.
21:15Nah, this is minibus my CA.
21:16Alright, I'm my CA.
21:18He has a minibus.
21:19Nice one.
21:20When's the last train of Ganston?
21:22Oh, here.
21:24We're old friends.
21:26No, no.
21:26No, no.
21:26No, no.
21:27Right.
21:28Okay.
21:29Well, if you need me, I'll be...
21:34...shooting poo.
21:38Oh, for fuck's sake.
21:43You.
21:44You were the broken of her.
21:46I did.
21:47One word, and they would tear your face right off.
21:57So, we do have a good laugh, don't we?
21:59Yeah.
22:00Yeah.
22:00Yeah.
22:00We have a good laugh, don't we?
22:01Yeah.
22:02Yeah, right.
22:02So, did you think about what I said, yeah?
22:04Yes.
22:05He said no.
22:07Oh, come on then, right.
22:08You're perfect.
22:10You're a lonely, boring, single woman rapidly hurtling towards middle age.
22:15Am I right, my CA?
22:17100%.
22:17You're invisible.
22:19You're nothing.
22:21She might have a lovely way with words.
22:25You're gonna come work with me, aren't you?
22:29Let me think about this properly.
22:34The charity don't pay me.
22:37She pray prospects, tick.
22:39And I'm stuck living with my dad.
22:44No life, tick.
22:46Oh, sad dad, tick.
22:47Well, you look quite well, by the way, old Steve Hawkins.
22:50You're talking normal again.
22:53What would happen if I get caught?
22:57If you was caught, they'd just like, we'll look at you and they'd be like...
23:06Okay, fine.
23:08But don't show until I clean my dad.
23:12It's your milk or cocaine.
23:13See the deal.
23:16You're dealing cocaine on a Wednesday lunchtime, Emily Dawkins.
23:19Now, why would you think that?
23:24Not again!
23:27Yay!
23:27Yaaayyyy!
23:28Yaaayyyy!
23:30Yaaayyyy!
23:56Yaaayyyyyyy!
23:56You
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