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00:00:04Oh, come on Dora. This is a romance novel, okay? Why would he kiss her? What is his motivation?
00:00:19The grand lux? A surprise? Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today! Oh my god, okay.
00:00:30Oh my god, it's so hot. You can have this if you want. Okay, bye!
00:00:36And that's another record-breaking season for Chase O'Brady. 56 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards, and the man's not
00:00:44just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:48Chase, what an incredible way to end the season. Thanks, tell me something I don't know.
00:00:53Okay, hot shot. So it is Christmas, do you have any special plans, anyone special you're going to share the
00:00:58mistletoe with this year?
00:00:59All I want for Christmas is a break. That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, all
00:01:06right? Merry Christmas. I will see you in the new year.
00:01:08I'm a fun guy.
00:01:12I'm not joking, Chase O'. You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:19You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:21If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference.
00:01:27And I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:01:33Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:40Seriously, when's the next chapter? You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:46Yes, I would-
00:01:51Sorry, C, my number one fan. No update today. I'm going to get proposed to.
00:01:59The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to, and she ghosts me.
00:02:27Oh my god, I am so sorry. Are you okay?
00:02:30Don't touch me. It was an accident. I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:33Buy me a new one? This thing costs more than your rent, okay? Just stay on your side of the
00:02:36elevators.
00:02:38You know what? Like I said, it was an accident, but you're such an arrogant jerk. I don't care.
00:02:42Oh, accident. You know you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:45Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:46Moves? Sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are, and I'm glad I don't.
00:02:50Sure you don't. And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:54I'm not!
00:02:56He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met. I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:03:02Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:16Well, well, well. What a coincidence. Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:21Okay, I'm not following you. My soon-to-be fiancé is about to propose.
00:03:26Yeah, there's gonna be a ring on this finger as soon as I find room 704.
00:03:32This one? Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:36Yeah, it is. So, watch and learn, because Felix is ten times hotter than you will ever be.
00:03:41Yeah, right.
00:03:42Oh, Felix!
00:03:45Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:47You think I love her?
00:03:54Sounds busy.
00:03:55Shut up.
00:04:02Felix?
00:04:03What?
00:04:04What the fuck?
00:04:06What the fuck?
00:04:08Sophie? My roommate? My best friend?
00:04:12Felix, we've been together for five years. After my parents died, you two were everything to me. How could you
00:04:18do this?
00:04:18Do you think I actually care about your terrible writing? Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:24Maybe if you spent a little less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream, you'd know how to keep a
00:04:29man.
00:04:31I don't know how to keep a man?
00:04:33No, maybe not. But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:40Damn!
00:04:41I thought football was brutal.
00:04:43Fetch.
00:04:46Look at you! You're in H.S.Y.
00:04:47That's why I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you!
00:04:52My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:56Baby, are you okay?
00:04:57Enjoy my discount, fuck, Sophie. He's used goods.
00:05:02That's right, run away. That's right. No man will ever want a pathetic mess like you!
00:05:07He does. This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:12Sorry.
00:05:24See? I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:28And I hate you, you bald-headed skink.
00:05:33Have fun.
00:05:35You bitch!
00:05:39You're gonna regret this!
00:05:42Okay, show's over. You can let go now.
00:05:45Sorry. I just...
00:05:47Oh, you're sorry? You're sorry for what?
00:05:49Shredding my shirt?
00:05:50Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:53I mean, you are like a feral cat. You know that?
00:05:56You're all claws, zero consent.
00:05:59Just stay the hell away from me, okay?
00:06:00And I hope to never see you ever again. Bye-bye.
00:06:04Fine.
00:06:05I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed, narcissistic prick like you anyway.
00:06:11I hate men!
00:06:17You will not believe the day I'm having. Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:34Interesting. I met an arrogant prick. Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:40By the way, no update today.
00:06:44My stuff. My computer. My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:52Holy shit. Get out.
00:07:03Holy shit.
00:07:07Sophie!
00:07:09Sophie, come on!
00:07:11Alright, fine.
00:07:12I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:15I...
00:07:17dumped...
00:07:18you.
00:07:20Smiley face. How about that?
00:07:24Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:30Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:32But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:36No.
00:07:39That was...
00:07:41Mom's house.
00:07:43Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:46Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:49Sure, sweetie.
00:07:50Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:53Yes!
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:55I get the red one.
00:07:56Okay, fine.
00:07:57I'll take green again.
00:08:02Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover Mom's treatment.
00:08:06But...
00:08:07It still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:10And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:16Five years of saving.
00:08:18Hope Mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:20Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:23Is it still available?
00:08:25Great, I'll take it.
00:08:30Put up these decorations.
00:08:38Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:43What the hell are you doing at my house?
00:08:49You?
00:08:51Your house?
00:08:52I don't think so.
00:08:54I just rented it.
00:08:55Oh, you did what?
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:57Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:08:59Now what's your game this time?
00:09:01Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:09:04Wait.
00:09:05I have proof.
00:09:07Huh.
00:09:08Mm-hmm.
00:09:11Remember your dial is no longer in service.
00:09:15Shocker.
00:09:18Um, try the key.
00:09:23Let me guess, not fitting?
00:09:25Just wait.
00:09:27Okay.
00:09:28Something's wrong.
00:09:30So...
00:09:30Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:32Wait!
00:09:33Come on, please.
00:09:34I think I was scammed.
00:09:35I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:36That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:39Are you serious?
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40I don't have any money.
00:09:41I was scammed.
00:09:42Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:43I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:45My house is not some charity motel princess,
00:09:47and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:50Please move.
00:09:50Please, please.
00:09:51I'm sorry.
00:09:52See, this key works.
00:09:55Don't you have family?
00:09:56It's Christmas.
00:09:57Bye.
00:09:58Come on.
00:10:00You dress so cute.
00:10:09That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:11Leave.
00:10:40No, no, no.
00:10:47Lock it down, Shaysel.
00:10:48No sympathy.
00:10:51Hey, where are you?
00:10:53Tell me how to help.
00:10:54Cash?
00:11:02You're sweet.
00:11:03But no.
00:11:04I'm not a charity case.
00:11:05I'll figure it out.
00:11:24How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:26I don't need TMZ snapping a photo and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:29Hey.
00:11:31Hello Kitty.
00:11:32Didn't you hear me?
00:11:32Hey.
00:11:35Hey.
00:11:35Oh my gosh.
00:11:38You're burning up.
00:11:41I swear.
00:11:42This is the last time I'm going to help you.
00:11:44Okay?
00:11:45Come on.
00:11:46It's your feet.
00:11:47Come on.
00:11:50You just need to sit.
00:11:53Ouch.
00:11:54Stay.
00:11:55Please.
00:11:56I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:12:00Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:12:04I'm fine.
00:12:05No, you're not.
00:12:07Can you take this?
00:12:09What is it?
00:12:10This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:14No.
00:12:15No?
00:12:15Uh, yes.
00:12:16You're burning.
00:12:17Open up, please.
00:12:26You are something.
00:12:27Whatever.
00:12:28Alright.
00:12:29If you need me, I will...
00:12:32Don't need me.
00:12:34I like it.
00:12:35Oh.
00:13:05What?
00:13:06What are you doing to me?
00:13:07You pervert!
00:13:10What?
00:13:10What are you doing to me?
00:13:11You pervert!
00:13:14Oh.
00:13:15I drag your half-dead, soaking wet body into my house.
00:13:18I save you from pneumonia and take care of you all night and you slap me?
00:13:21What?
00:13:22Do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:24No.
00:13:24No, no, wait.
00:13:25I'm sorry.
00:13:25I just thought that...
00:13:27Look, it doesn't matter.
00:13:28Just slap me back and we'll be even, okay?
00:13:31Sweetheart, I don't hit women, okay?
00:13:33Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:35Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy, okay?
00:13:38So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:41No!
00:13:41Wait, please.
00:13:42I have nowhere else to go, okay?
00:13:44I can pay rent.
00:13:45Yeah?
00:13:46Okay, here.
00:13:47This should be enough for a motel and a bus ticket to anywhere that is not here!
00:13:51Now get out!
00:13:51No!
00:13:52No, no, no, no, no!
00:13:53Look, I can work for you, okay?
00:13:55I can cook and I can clean and I'm a writer and my novel will sell, okay?
00:13:58And I will pay you back.
00:14:01Look, this is gonna sound weird, but this was my mother's house.
00:14:05Okay?
00:14:06And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:09If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:14:17Fine.
00:14:19You can stay.
00:14:20But I have conditions.
00:14:23Oh, yeah.
00:14:26You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:30My grandmother is insistent.
00:14:32You'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:14:33That is the deal.
00:14:35In exchange, you can stay here until New Year's.
00:14:38You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:44Okay, rule number one, do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it. Easy.
00:14:50Rule two, no intimate actions can take place.
00:14:53And rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:14:58Excuse me, are you mocking me? Is something funny?
00:15:02No.
00:15:03I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:09And I just got dumped, so trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:12That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:14A woman on the rebound and meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:17I mean, you're just a classic high risk case.
00:15:19You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:22You should consider writing.
00:15:35Oh, sorry, I should have asked this. What's your name?
00:15:39Chasel.
00:15:42Chasel Brady?
00:15:44Got that.
00:15:46I'll get myself.
00:15:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:49You just got that after hearing my name?
00:15:52What do you mean by got that?
00:15:54Should I know your name?
00:15:56Oh, you're an actor.
00:15:59I don't do stage plays.
00:16:01Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:16:04Do you know how many women would kill to be in your position?
00:16:07Yeah, okay, fine, fine, superstar.
00:16:09Sorry.
00:16:10I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:17Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:21That's my rule.
00:16:24Jesus.
00:16:26I mean, she just left like that?
00:16:31Sophie!
00:16:38My book.
00:16:40No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:46Sophie!
00:16:51Oh, thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:16:55Garbage?
00:16:57Sophie, this is my life's work.
00:17:00My career.
00:17:02Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:17:07Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:11Funny.
00:17:12Because at least my job pays the bills.
00:17:14Whereas you have to leech off of your stolen boyfriends for survival.
00:17:23Sophie.
00:17:24This is where your work belongs.
00:17:26This is where your work belongs.
00:17:31No!
00:17:37What's going on, babe?
00:17:43Look who's here.
00:17:46My charity case ex.
00:17:48Back to collect the rest of your trash.
00:17:50Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:52Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:17:55My boyfriend isn't a random guy.
00:17:58And he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:18:01He isn't here for you though, is he?
00:18:03See, that's your fate, Dora.
00:18:04No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you.
00:18:08Unlike Sophie.
00:18:10She's carrying my baby.
00:18:11We're getting married.
00:18:13But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:16Take care of the baby.
00:18:18I'm kidding.
00:18:34A driver?
00:18:35I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards too.
00:18:41She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:18:43Pathetic!
00:18:55Sorry, Emily, babe.
00:18:56Hey.
00:18:57Hi.
00:19:00I know you.
00:19:02Holy shit!
00:19:03You're the most valuable quarterback in the world!
00:19:06You and Dora?
00:19:08No way!
00:19:09Hey, Daniel.
00:19:09Grab her things.
00:19:11Just the suitcase.
00:19:12Thanks.
00:19:15Autograph?
00:19:15Maybe later.
00:19:16Come on, let's go.
00:19:17I am.
00:19:18I almost forgot.
00:19:21How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:28Okay, how did you...
00:19:29No!
00:19:30Why did you come?
00:19:31Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:33Everyone?
00:19:34Who?
00:19:35Wait, where are we going, Chasel?
00:19:37You'll see.
00:19:38Just put this on.
00:19:39You're going to need it.
00:19:41Okay, don't look.
00:19:42Yeah, I won't look.
00:19:43Seriously.
00:19:44I'm looking out the window.
00:19:45Rule 2.
00:19:48I...
00:19:49I didn't see anything.
00:19:59Stay close.
00:20:01Don't say anything.
00:20:01I didn't see anything.
00:20:07Who's the blonde girl, Chasel?
00:20:09Chasel, who's the blonde?
00:20:10Can you give an answer to your fans?
00:20:12Holy shit!
00:20:16I know, it's Chasel Brady.
00:20:18I know.
00:20:19That's the word for your fans.
00:20:21Please, be seated.
00:20:25Chasel, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:27Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:29I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:32I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:39And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:20:42So, I have invited you all here today.
00:20:45It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:20:48I introduce you to Doris Swift.
00:20:52My fiancee.
00:20:53How long have you been here?
00:20:55Can you say something?
00:20:57Can I work for your fans?
00:20:59Come on.
00:21:00Oh, jeez.
00:21:04Chasel, this was not in the contract.
00:21:06You can stay with me for an entire year.
00:21:08And no one will ever bully you again.
00:21:11Or you could back out.
00:21:13Up to you.
00:21:27Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day?
00:21:30Or were you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:32Thank you?
00:21:34For what?
00:21:35For making me famous overnight?
00:21:37In front of the entire country?
00:21:39You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:41I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:21:46I told you that I'm Chasel Brady.
00:21:48It's not my fault.
00:21:49You live under a rock?
00:21:50You know what?
00:21:50Besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic acts.
00:21:54Oh.
00:21:55Well, thank you, Captain America.
00:21:57You're welcome.
00:22:08This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:19You wrote this?
00:22:22You wrote this?
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:25I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:27The market really likes this genre, so.
00:22:30Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:32I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:34How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:36You call it romance?
00:22:38The love story in this is drier than week old toast.
00:22:41Okay.
00:22:42So, how do I fix it?
00:22:45I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:22:49Uh, yeah.
00:22:50Well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:22:53One leaves.
00:22:54The next one comes.
00:22:56You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:23:00Uh, get your estrogen just like firing in all cylinders.
00:23:05This is gold.
00:23:06Seriously.
00:23:07Okay, so wait.
00:23:08How does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:13It's primitive.
00:23:15He can't help it.
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:17Looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:21Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:23Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:28Okay.
00:23:29Yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:36Oh, I'm sorry.
00:23:36Sorry, Emily, babe.
00:23:40So, when you were helping me earlier, just...
00:23:46Don't even dream it?
00:23:50Uh, lesson's over.
00:23:51My house is a disaster.
00:23:52You probably should clean it.
00:23:54Thanks, Jim.
00:23:54Yeah.
00:24:03Oh, cool.
00:24:03I know these directors.
00:24:07Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:10He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:13He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:16Chasel!
00:24:17Chasel!
00:24:18Chasel!
00:24:20You will not believe what you threw away!
00:24:24What?
00:24:25My house!
00:24:28My house!
00:24:29What are you doing?
00:24:30Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:31Okay, I can see that.
00:24:34Why are you naked?
00:24:35I don't know.
00:24:36Gee, I live here.
00:24:37Okay, okay, let's get one thing straight.
00:24:40This is my household, okay?
00:24:42I'm the boss, and frankly, millions of women would pay to see this.
00:24:46Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:24:47I don't want to see your Ramboos.
00:24:52Hey!
00:24:52No!
00:24:53You don't see them.
00:24:54What do you want?
00:24:56Party!
00:24:57This party!
00:24:58Take me!
00:24:59No, I'm not interested in that.
00:25:02But Edison Gray is going to be there!
00:25:04THE Edison Gray!
00:25:05He's an investor, and it could change my life!
00:25:09I'm dressed.
00:25:11Think about it.
00:25:12If Edison Gray buys my novel, I'll have money.
00:25:16So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:18Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:20Think about it.
00:25:28You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:38You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:44Too bad I'm a man of principles.
00:25:49Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:51Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:55Is this how you beg?
00:25:58Please, Mr. Brady.
00:26:01You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:26:08You'll take me.
00:26:09Won't you?
00:26:12Fine.
00:26:14I'll get you in.
00:26:15But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you.
00:26:20Okay?
00:26:22That's on you.
00:26:24But the people at this party, they're vultures.
00:26:27Okay?
00:26:27You gotta at least...
00:26:30Look the part.
00:26:32Can't you smell that?
00:26:34Smell what?
00:26:35It's the smell of poverty and failure.
00:26:37And one.
00:26:39Apologize.
00:26:42Okay, Mischa.
00:26:44Look like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget.
00:26:47Yeah, this should be easy.
00:27:02Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:04Oh no.
00:27:06This ring...
00:27:07If it's perfectly.
00:27:08It's...
00:27:08It's meant to be.
00:27:09I have to have it.
00:27:10I can't let them see me here.
00:27:13I can't let them see me here.
00:27:16Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:19This ring...
00:27:19It's everything.
00:27:20I...
00:27:21I need it.
00:27:21If it's perfectly.
00:27:22It has to be mine.
00:27:23Get it for me now.
00:27:24Please, please, please, please.
00:27:26Are you writing?
00:27:28We can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:32Staring at my nightmare.
00:27:34I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:27:36I wanna run.
00:27:39Don't let them win.
00:27:41Spit on them.
00:27:44I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:27:48Dora!
00:27:51I see you're here all alone.
00:27:53I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend if he's not gonna buy you anything?
00:27:58Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:28:02For you, everything.
00:28:17What are you doing?
00:28:22Disgusting.
00:28:24Now we'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:28:29I just texted D to spit on them.
00:28:31And she did it.
00:28:33Could she be...
00:28:34No, no.
00:28:36Impossible.
00:28:36D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:39Dora is a walking disaster.
00:28:42If she were D, I would rather die.
00:28:45Everything in the store in her size.
00:28:48Bag it up.
00:28:50Oh, and I want something limited edition.
00:28:53You got that?
00:28:55Oh!
00:28:56Sir, this is our one and only piece in the whole world.
00:28:59Going for $300,000?
00:29:02Ooh, $300,000?
00:29:04We will take it.
00:29:09Look at that.
00:29:11Pretty nice, huh?
00:29:12See that?
00:29:13There you go, Dora.
00:29:14Um...
00:29:16Don't you think this is a little much?
00:29:18I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee.
00:29:22Oh, and by the way, all of this going on your rent tab.
00:29:27This?
00:29:28Mm-hmm.
00:29:29God, you know what?
00:29:30It must be exhausting acting like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery.
00:29:35You two are just so adorable.
00:29:37Dora, we have places to be.
00:29:43That bitch!
00:29:47Are you done yet?
00:29:48We're gonna be late.
00:29:50All right, I'm gonna count to three.
00:29:51If you're not out here, we're not going.
00:29:55One...
00:29:56Two...
00:30:05Um...
00:30:05She...
00:30:06She is amazing.
00:30:08She is amazing.
00:30:09So...
00:30:10How do I look?
00:30:11Money definitely makes things...
00:30:13Better.
00:30:15Um...
00:30:16I'll wait outside.
00:30:17Hey.
00:30:22Could you...
00:30:24Come in...
00:30:25For a second?
00:30:30Uh...
00:30:31I need help with my zipper.
00:30:32Come on.
00:30:33Okay.
00:31:01Thanks.
00:31:02I'll be inside.
00:31:06Get it together.
00:31:08She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:10Not Lovely Dee.
00:31:53Wow.
00:31:54Oh my god, um, I am so sorry.
00:31:57That was a complete accident.
00:31:58Um, yeah, for sure.
00:32:01Did you plan that?
00:32:02Kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments.
00:32:05That, falling down the stairs and almost killing myself.
00:32:07Did I plan that?
00:32:08A little bit, yeah.
00:32:10No, my heel got caught and then I fell.
00:32:13What about that thought?
00:32:18Voila.
00:32:26Did you buy me these shoes?
00:32:28Don't get me wrong, okay?
00:32:30I just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:36Other foot.
00:32:38Seems like something they do in the movies.
00:32:41Okay, so Edison Gray's gonna be here.
00:32:43I'm gonna be fine.
00:32:44Okay.
00:32:44Please, please do not look like a starving animal
00:32:46who just found a piece of steak.
00:32:47These people can smell desperation.
00:32:50Starving animal?
00:32:51That's so rude.
00:32:52I'm not gonna be like him.
00:32:53Oh my god, that's Edison Gray.
00:32:55Don't stare, don't stare, don't stare.
00:32:57Just look anywhere else.
00:32:58Don't look him in the eyes.
00:32:59Okay, so if he buys my novel, I mean, my future will be brighter than the headlights on your G
00:33:03-Wagon.
00:33:04That's impossible.
00:33:05I just got new chrome.
00:33:08Well, do you feel the same as Dora?
00:33:10The need for just one person to believe in her?
00:33:13Chazel!
00:33:14Glad you could make it.
00:33:16Hmm, Edison.
00:33:17There's someone I want you to meet.
00:33:19This is Dora.
00:33:20She is a writer.
00:33:21Oh.
00:33:23Oh.
00:33:23Oh, your hand.
00:33:24Hi.
00:33:24Hi.
00:33:25And she is brilliant.
00:33:27I mean, she's the whole reason I came tonight.
00:33:29Really?
00:33:30You need to read her manuscript, I'm telling you.
00:33:34I cannot believe that Chazel announced an engagement.
00:33:38Oh.
00:33:39Look at her.
00:33:40She's so plain.
00:33:42Please, Aura.
00:33:43It's obviously a publicity stunt.
00:33:45And you know him.
00:33:46He's probably just trying to make you jealous.
00:33:49Yeah.
00:33:49Well, it's working.
00:33:50Look at him together.
00:33:51He looks so comfortable.
00:33:54I mean, he even introduced her to Edison.
00:33:56Don't be silly.
00:33:57Everybody knows that Chazel Brady has only ever had eyes for you.
00:34:00He's just trying to get your attention.
00:34:01He's America's quarterback.
00:34:03You're America's sweetheart.
00:34:05This whole Beyonce thing is just a cry for you to take him back.
00:34:10Well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys.
00:34:14It's a story just about a small-town girl.
00:34:17She actually runs into the...
00:34:20Sorry.
00:34:21I'm getting a little nervous.
00:34:23Well, Dora, I'll tell you what.
00:34:24It's got potential.
00:34:25Really?
00:34:26Yeah.
00:34:27Oh, I think that's...
00:34:28Yeah.
00:34:28I'm so sorry, guys.
00:34:29I gotta take this.
00:34:30Yeah, totally.
00:34:31Bye.
00:34:32Chazel?
00:34:35Long time to see.
00:34:36Aura, I told you I don't like public theatrics.
00:34:40And this must be your new friend.
00:34:44Aura Vance.
00:34:45It's a pleasure.
00:34:46Oh.
00:34:46Don't take it now.
00:34:47No.
00:34:50Who is this?
00:34:52Please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation.
00:34:54Because I put a no home-wrecking clause in the contract.
00:34:58Can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots, please?
00:35:03She's just a clean ex.
00:35:04We broke up centuries ago.
00:35:06We just play along so we can get rid of her.
00:35:09She'll be gone.
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:10I'll help you.
00:35:11But I'm not paying rent this month.
00:35:13Fine.
00:35:14I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway.
00:35:15You're a chief student.
00:35:16Well, Chazel, aren't you gonna introduce your new friend?
00:35:19I can do it.
00:35:20I'm Dora.
00:35:21It's nice to meet you.
00:35:22Actually, if you haven't heard the news, I'd be happy to clarify.
00:35:24This is Dora, my fiancee.
00:35:36Oh my god, Chazel's serious this time.
00:35:40Who is that girl?
00:35:41I don't know, but she just bagged the most unobtainable man in the adult.
00:35:51Chazel, always a comedian.
00:35:55Well, regardless, right?
00:35:58Congratulations, fiancee or not.
00:36:00Um, but Dora, I really meant what I said earlier.
00:36:04Your manuscripts, it has heart.
00:36:07It's got a lot of potential.
00:36:08I would love to sit up and meeting with you.
00:36:11Thank you so much, Mr. Graham.
00:36:12Okay, let me see the story that has him so touched.
00:36:15Hold this.
00:36:17Oh, Eddie.
00:36:18Always the sentimental fool.
00:36:21But this?
00:36:23This is pathetic.
00:36:24You know, all weepy heart, zero brains.
00:36:29It'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this.
00:36:32Trash.
00:36:34Trash?
00:36:39No!
00:36:40No!
00:36:43No!
00:36:44No!
00:36:46No!
00:36:47No!
00:36:48No!
00:36:48No!
00:36:52No!
00:36:55No!
00:36:59No!
00:36:59No!
00:37:01No!
00:37:01No!
00:37:01No!
00:37:01Are you insane?
00:37:02Protect the paper!
00:37:03Come on!
00:37:05Come on!
00:37:07God!
00:37:09Jesus, seriously, what were you thinking?
00:37:11You're gonna risk drowning from a manuscript.
00:37:13Oh my God!
00:37:14I wasn't drowning!
00:37:15It's cold!
00:37:16And this is my life, okay?
00:37:18This is my work!
00:37:20Wait, were you worried about me?
00:37:23Look, don't flatter yourself.
00:37:24I just don't want to play doctor when you get sick.
00:37:26It'd be a total pain in my ass.
00:37:28It's typical.
00:37:30Can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth.
00:37:35Look, your opinion of her story means nothing.
00:37:38And you don't get to shame someone for actually creating something.
00:37:42Are you really gonna lower yourself for this nobody?
00:37:45Is she really worth your reputation, Jason?
00:37:49Let's get one thing clear, Aura.
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52The only thing low here is your act.
00:37:55Yeah, daddy's money bought your seat.
00:37:57It didn't buy you the right to judge people.
00:38:01How could you?
00:38:03Apologize to her now.
00:38:06Let's just, let's just calm down.
00:38:08Jaisal, alright?
00:38:09Aura, you did go a little too far.
00:38:12And that's fine, we'll just save it.
00:38:13This is not a boardroom negotiation.
00:38:15Either she apologizes to my fiancee,
00:38:17or I walk from your little club permanently.
00:38:20What's it gonna be?
00:38:23Can you just apologize, Jason?
00:38:29I...
00:38:32Apologize.
00:38:36Ready to go?
00:38:41I gotta be honest though, Dora, she is fine.
00:38:44No, she is not.
00:38:45I caught like I see it.
00:38:47No, Jaisal's just riding that new toy high.
00:38:51Pretty soon he'll come running back to me where he belongs.
00:39:03Seriously?
00:39:05You've been crying since 8pm.
00:39:07Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:10She called my life's work trash.
00:39:15Okay?
00:39:16That's like someone being like,
00:39:17your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro.
00:39:22Okay.
00:39:23One, they're vaulted.
00:39:25Okay.
00:39:25Okay.
00:39:26Two...
00:39:29It's almost midnight.
00:39:30Decapitate her in your next draft,
00:39:32but please, please, please, just let me sleep.
00:39:37How are you so cold?
00:39:40Okay?
00:39:41Why don't men know
00:39:42how to consult
00:39:45a hysterical woman?
00:39:47Just do it like they do in the movies, okay?
00:39:50Be thoughtful, and comforting, and caring.
00:39:53Okay?
00:39:54Just be like the frickin' leading man!
00:40:03Come here.
00:40:09Like this?
00:40:21Are you feeling better now?
00:40:25Are you feeling better now?
00:40:27Today he jumped in the pool to save me,
00:40:29and now he's comforting me?
00:40:32What?
00:40:45Christ, you know, you raccoon eyes.
00:40:48You're tragic.
00:40:50Buy a waterproof next time.
00:40:52Let's go to bed!
00:41:02What the hell was that?
00:41:04I almost kissed her.
00:41:06The walking disaster?
00:41:18My heart never raced like this for Felix.
00:41:20Not even once.
00:41:21So why is it going crazy now?
00:41:24Oh no.
00:41:25Don't tell me I'm actually...
00:41:28...palling for him?
00:41:30Dee is my soulmate.
00:41:32I'm sure of that.
00:41:33Dora?
00:41:34She's just some random woman
00:41:36who happened to be in my house.
00:41:37That's it.
00:41:43Hey.
00:41:44What are you up to?
00:41:52Confession.
00:41:53I might be into someone.
00:41:54And it's terrifying.
00:42:06Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:42:09Your pancakes are gonna get cold.
00:42:17Fine.
00:42:18I guess I'll eat your bacon myself.
00:42:27Jesus Chasel!
00:42:31Oh my God!
00:42:32What did you do?
00:42:35An alcoholic Christmas tree?
00:42:38You are so drunk and...
00:42:41talented.
00:43:01Wait.
00:43:03Jesus Chasel!
00:43:04Stop!
00:43:05You're burning up!
00:43:06We need a doctor.
00:43:08Now.
00:43:08Come on.
00:43:08No doctors.
00:43:11No press.
00:43:13Are...
00:43:13Are you serious right now?
00:43:16You're burning up.
00:43:18Imagine the tabloids.
00:43:20I'm doing two degree fever.
00:43:22It takes out Iron Man Chasel.
00:43:24No, I'd rather die.
00:43:27No, I'd rather die.
00:43:28Your damn ego needs an ICU of its own.
00:43:32Also, what the hell?
00:43:34Did you get dumped by someone or something?
00:43:37Fuck.
00:43:38You are scarily perceptive and you're not crying.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:43Die here.
00:43:44I'm not planning your funeral.
00:43:52She's kinda cute.
00:44:15Every rom-com has this scene.
00:44:17Girl finds the guy she's crushing on, totally defenseless, passed out in front of her.
00:44:22Now comes the million dollar question.
00:44:25What's her next move?
00:44:49She's...
00:44:49Since when did you take your temperature in my face?
00:44:53It's a European method.
00:44:55And it's very accurate.
00:44:58Right.
00:44:59And I'm the Pope.
00:45:06Bathroom.
00:45:07Now, Alyssa, you want me to puke on you?
00:45:09Oh.
00:45:09Come on.
00:45:10Oh, me.
00:45:10Okay.
00:45:11Here.
00:45:16Chasel.
00:45:17I brought you a new Christmas sweater that I knitted.
00:45:22Chasel?
00:45:24Are you home?
00:45:27Oh.
00:45:28Thank God, you're so heavy.
00:45:31Muscle density, sweetheart.
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You wanna see me naked again?
00:45:36No.
00:45:37I just...
00:45:38I'm worried.
00:45:39What if you fall or something?
00:45:40I'm not so weak that I need help from a woman to take my pants off.
00:45:44Unless that's, uh...
00:45:46Unless that's what you're hoping for.
00:45:50You're shameless.
00:45:53Whoa!
00:45:57Damn.
00:45:58You really went for that.
00:45:59It was an accident, I swear.
00:46:01Sure it was.
00:46:01But it was.
00:46:02Oh, my God!
00:46:06Oh, my God!
00:46:09Oh, my God!
00:46:10Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:46:11What am I doing here?
00:46:13After your superhero stunt, even the Pope knows you're engaged.
00:46:19Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:46:22You know, I thought he hired an actress.
00:46:26Like one of those ridiculous vertical short dramas.
00:46:30But, uh, after seeing all this, I'm reassured.
00:46:36Oh, uh, well, actually, we, um, aren't...
00:46:40You know, case closed.
00:46:42Now you see we are a real happy couple.
00:46:46So, please leave.
00:46:47Your mother and father saw the pictures of you rescuing her from the pool.
00:46:52They want to see you.
00:46:53So, you will bring your fiancée.
00:46:57Seven o'clock sharp!
00:47:00I can't, okay?
00:47:02I'm...
00:47:03sick.
00:47:04I have a, uh, a really bad fever.
00:47:06Oh, yeah.
00:47:07Men don't get sick.
00:47:08They get dramatic.
00:47:10Take a pill and stop the theatrics.
00:47:14Be there.
00:47:17Oh.
00:47:18Yes, dear.
00:47:19Be careful.
00:47:21Don't let these men fool you, okay?
00:47:24I mean, what is a man?
00:47:27Uh, legs?
00:47:29A cock?
00:47:30And words that just float out of their mouth and disappear once they're said.
00:47:35Right.
00:47:36You let me know if Chase will bullies you, okay?
00:47:40Yeah.
00:47:41Come on, Grandma.
00:47:42Hey.
00:47:46Oh.
00:47:47Wow.
00:47:49Your girl is so cool.
00:47:55Nope.
00:47:56Whoa!
00:47:58I can't do this.
00:48:00Your parents probably used solid gold toothpicks and I'm gonna say something stupid and then they'll have me arrested for
00:48:05poor taste.
00:48:07Think of it like, like research.
00:48:09My family makes your villains look like amateurs.
00:48:15Okay, but where's your grandma?
00:48:18I thought she'd be here for this.
00:48:20She spends Christmas Eve at home.
00:48:22With my grandpa.
00:48:24Passed away ten years ago and it's kind of her thing.
00:48:28Oh.
00:48:28You ready?
00:48:31Okay.
00:48:32Go?
00:48:32Okay.
00:48:32Okay.
00:48:33You knock.
00:48:35Oh.
00:48:36Sorry.
00:48:42Uh.
00:48:45Mom?
00:48:46Dad?
00:48:47This is Dora.
00:48:51It's so nice to meet you both.
00:48:53Yeah.
00:48:57It's so nice to meet you both.
00:48:57Dinner's getting cold.
00:49:07Mmm.
00:49:10Mmm.
00:49:11Mashed potatoes are very good.
00:49:14Didn't make them grow up, but.
00:49:18we saw aura at the club she looked radiant such a waste you let that one get away you were
00:49:27a perfect
00:49:28match mom dora is right here please show some respect it's okay respect for what a girl with
00:49:40no job who thinks you can latch on to our son and marry into this family let me be clear
00:49:46that will
00:49:48never happen you know what i am not surprised this is what you two always do isn't it watch your
00:50:01tone
00:50:01we're stating facts this family has standards your standard your standard is a bank statement
00:50:09you only care about money about status i mean have you ever even once asked what i want
00:50:16i can't think of one time grow up son you're not a person you're a franchise and you're risking
00:50:24everything for this fucking nobody her name is dora and i'm not gonna marry aura or whoever you want
00:50:32okay it's my life i'm gonna do with it what i want got it not why you parry my name
00:50:42maybe i don't want it
00:50:48i'm sorry let's go
00:50:50okay
00:50:51okay chisel slow down it's not worth getting this angry over
00:51:05no you're right i should not have brought you here to witness this scene
00:51:08look i just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that
00:51:11they're just worried about you that's all
00:51:15worried is that what you call calculating my net worth since i was 16
00:51:19i don't don't you dare defend them
00:51:23don't you dare defend them
00:51:24i'm not defending them i'm defending you
00:51:26okay you shouldn't be enemies with your own parents
00:51:30look you don't get it okay you never will
00:51:32you just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything
00:51:36you can't script real life
00:51:40okay fine fine sorry that i was trying to look out for you
00:51:43i won't do it again you can trust me i'll not
00:51:47just let me out let me out please stop the car i am i am
00:51:51now
00:51:56fine enjoy your walk oh i will
00:52:04wait what aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry
00:52:09this isn't how it's supposed to work
00:52:11asshole
00:52:15dora
00:52:18damn it chasel it wasn't her fault
00:52:22she was just trying to help you shouldn't have taken it out on her
00:52:36dora
00:52:40she's in a damn cocktail dress in the middle of nowhere
00:52:43how are you thinking
00:52:45oh
00:52:50ow
00:52:55dora i am so glad you agreed to me
00:52:58and i'm being totally honest when i said everything i said at the party was true
00:53:02your writing has soul
00:53:04it's rare
00:53:07thanks
00:53:09i really needed to hear that tonight
00:53:12and that is why i want to invest in you
00:53:15but not just a book
00:53:17a whole bigger scale a biography
00:53:20a biography
00:53:22about chasel brady
00:53:24now hear me out
00:53:25okay look i know he's already said no to every single producer in town i get that
00:53:30but you dora
00:53:32you have the keys
00:53:37this is it
00:53:38the career break i've prayed for
00:53:41but i can't betray chasel's trust
00:53:44mr gray thank you
00:53:46but if he already said no then that's the answer
00:53:49i won't go behind his back
00:53:54you know i thought you'd say that
00:53:56and hey i get it
00:53:58i mean most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this
00:54:02but you
00:54:03you're not a gold digger
00:54:05are you dora you're the real thing
00:54:09honestly this might be the worst decision i've ever made
00:54:14look i know you're concerned
00:54:16and you have every right to be
00:54:18but
00:54:20the offer stands
00:54:21okay
00:54:22and if you guys ever want to tell this story
00:54:24the right way
00:54:28call me
00:54:33i will
00:54:34thanks
00:54:37you're that goddamn dora
00:54:40yes
00:54:47what the hell is wrong with you
00:54:49don't you know this woman
00:54:51no idea
00:54:52you cheating skank
00:54:54what was one superstar not enough for you
00:54:57you don't deserve chasel
00:54:59get out of his life
00:55:04enough
00:55:09dora call me back okay
00:55:11i was an idiot just
00:55:13please
00:55:14let me know you're safe
00:55:15okay
00:55:24look
00:55:25i was angry
00:55:27i
00:55:28i shouldn't have left you there
00:55:30no
00:55:31that's weak
00:55:32um
00:55:33ah
00:55:38it was a bad play
00:55:40i overreacted
00:55:42and
00:55:42won't happen again
00:55:44yeah that's better
00:55:46i like that
00:55:53okay
00:55:54okay
00:55:55okay
00:55:56you got this chasel
00:55:58thank you
00:55:59again
00:55:59for everything
00:56:01yeah
00:56:01of course
00:56:02and
00:56:02i meant it
00:56:03when i said it
00:56:04you have more spine than anybody
00:56:05in this town
00:56:07seriously though
00:56:08if you need anything
00:56:09anything at all
00:56:10i would love to help
00:56:14i appreciate it
00:56:15of course
00:56:16and
00:56:18i will get this dry cleaned
00:56:19return it to you
00:56:20that you will not do
00:56:21because it looks way better on you
00:56:23and you're gonna keep it
00:56:24you're gonna keep it
00:56:25it's great
00:56:25it's a little
00:56:26i think so
00:56:29okay so
00:56:33hi
00:56:35i was
00:56:36calling you
00:56:36didn't you get my messages
00:56:37my phone died
00:56:39and edison
00:56:40actually picked me up
00:56:42and gave me a ride home
00:56:44after
00:56:45a little
00:56:47great
00:56:49always playing the hero
00:56:50yeah
00:56:52appreciate the assist
00:56:53of course
00:56:54love to
00:56:55oh by the way
00:56:56you should keep some of your fans in check
00:56:58they're
00:56:58getting a little pansy
00:57:00i appreciate the concern
00:57:02but i've got it
00:57:03oh you do
00:57:07excuse me
00:57:08okay
00:57:09is that yours
00:57:10oh
00:57:11that's nice
00:57:12wow
00:57:12all right
00:57:14well
00:57:14on that note
00:57:16my offer still stands
00:57:18thanks
00:57:22and or just remember
00:57:25keep that backbone
00:57:33hey soul
00:57:35what is wrong with you
00:57:39keep your distance
00:57:40from edison gray
00:57:41excuse me
00:57:43he was just helping me
00:57:44excuse me
00:57:45he was just helping me
00:57:47newsflash
00:57:47you're my fiance now
00:57:49that means no cozying up to guys like edison gray
00:57:51especially not where cameras can see
00:57:53cozying up
00:57:54it's called basic human decency
00:57:56or was there a no friends clause in your contract
00:57:58he's not some innocent fan boy
00:58:00okay he's a vulture
00:58:01with a trust fund
00:58:02okay
00:58:02so this is not about the media
00:58:04you're just jealous
00:58:05oh don't flatter yourself sweetheart
00:58:07i won't
00:58:08because a real man
00:58:10would never
00:58:11leave his fiancee
00:58:12stranded in the middle of the street
00:58:23alone
00:58:24smooth
00:58:25apologize
00:58:27with step one
00:58:28you went straight to being a possessive fucking asshole
00:58:40shit
00:58:45oh by the way
00:58:46you should keep some of your fans in check
00:58:48they're getting a little pansy
00:58:51he wasn't wrong
00:58:52i made her a target
00:58:53then left her out there
00:58:55and instead of apologizing
00:58:57i acted like she betrayed me
00:59:03a hypothetical question
00:59:04if a guy messes up badly with a girl
00:59:07what's the best way to make it right?
00:59:19how do you pursue someone you've hurt?
00:59:26he's into someone?
00:59:27since when?
00:59:29start with a real apology
00:59:31no excuses
00:59:32then show you listen
00:59:34a thoughtful gift
00:59:35a real date
00:59:36actions
00:59:36not just words
00:59:41thanks
00:59:41good advice
00:59:47dora are you awake?
00:59:51dora are you awake?
00:59:56no
00:59:58and go away
01:00:00i'm officially boycotting you
01:00:02look
01:00:03i get it
01:00:04you have every right to be pissed
01:00:05i'm sorry
01:00:08okay i was a jackass
01:00:09leaving you out there was
01:00:14it was unforgivable
01:00:16and i just saw the news
01:00:18the wine thing
01:00:20i didn't know
01:00:25look
01:00:25you were right
01:00:26i don't own you
01:00:27and this fake
01:00:29engagement thing
01:00:30doesn't give me the right
01:00:30to act like i do
01:00:35chasel is
01:00:37apologizing
01:00:38goodnight
01:00:40oh and um
01:00:43i got you an early christmas present
01:00:45so
01:00:46i'll just leave it at the door
01:01:09chasel bought me
01:01:10a gift
01:01:15please
01:01:49Christmas gifts for the writer who's going to change the world.
01:01:53She deserves a sweater too.
01:01:56P.S. Would you like to watch a movie with me tomorrow?
01:01:59Not as fake fiancées, just us.
01:02:04An apology, some gifts, and asking me on a date.
01:02:10That's exactly what I told C to do.
01:02:20Fine. You're forgiven.
01:02:23And I guess my schedule's clear for tomorrow.
01:02:28Your graciousness humbles me, your highness.
01:02:31I'll try to be worthy.
01:02:46To anyone coming for my fiancée, the next photo you see will be a lawsuit.
01:02:52We're happy. Back off.
01:02:55Merry Christmas.
01:03:05Is this real?
01:03:07Or is it just part of the act?
01:03:10Is he actually falling for me?
01:03:16Chasel?
01:03:17Coming!
01:03:19Did you forget your keys again?
01:03:23Good morning.
01:03:24We need to talk.
01:03:28What are you, not happy to see me?
01:03:34Oh, gosh.
01:03:36Chasel must be suffering in this shoebox.
01:03:39I can smell the regret.
01:03:43Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:03:46Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me.
01:03:50Now, did you need something or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:03:54Don't act like Chasel cooks for you.
01:03:56I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen.
01:03:59And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that.
01:04:02Like a little country mouse on an ounce of womanliness.
01:04:07Oh.
01:04:09What exactly is womanliness?
01:04:11Yes.
01:04:12This.
01:04:13Head to toe couture.
01:04:16Chanel on my body.
01:04:18Hermes on my arm.
01:04:19Hmm.
01:04:20Well, he's not here.
01:04:21So, if the atmosphere is too common, the door is right there.
01:04:25I know that he's not here.
01:04:28I came for you.
01:04:32How much?
01:04:34To walk away from him.
01:04:36God, the villainous offer scene.
01:04:38I've written this a million times.
01:04:41Time to improvise.
01:04:44Ten million cash.
01:04:46And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:04:49Ten million.
01:04:52Oh.
01:04:53That's not written in the story.
01:04:57Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:04:59You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:05:02Ten million?
01:05:03That's my going rate.
01:05:06Twenty?
01:05:08Yeah, twenty.
01:05:09Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:05:11Twenty million?
01:05:12What are you two, robbers?
01:05:13Can't pay?
01:05:15Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot then.
01:05:18I mean, you won't pay twenty for me?
01:05:19I mean, some love story.
01:05:21Oh, oh, oh.
01:05:22But, but she can afford it.
01:05:24This little country mouse.
01:05:26She's not buying me.
01:05:27She actually owns me.
01:05:29Now, if you don't mind, we have a date.
01:05:31So, you need to go.
01:05:33No.
01:05:34Bye-bye.
01:05:35I hope never to see you again.
01:05:39Sick sweater.
01:05:40Am I right?
01:05:41They're pretty sick.
01:05:42I think you look pretty good.
01:05:43I know.
01:05:45Chasel, we need to talk.
01:05:48I love you.
01:05:51All right, come on.
01:05:53Now that you have keys to the hour.
01:05:54What movie are we seeing?
01:05:56Uh, it's a new one.
01:05:57You can tell me in the car.
01:05:58Pebbles, wait, wait.
01:05:59Tell me.
01:06:00You think you're going on a date?
01:06:03Not while I'm here.
01:06:06You think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:06:09Maybe, but let them.
01:06:10Yeah, I don't care.
01:06:15I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:06:17Follow that car and I will triple your rate.
01:06:19My boyfriend's in there.
01:06:20Since when am I your driver and since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:06:24Since forever.
01:06:25Just drive.
01:06:28Extra butter.
01:06:28The only way to watch a movie.
01:06:32Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stalkers, right?
01:06:36Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:06:38First of all, mind your own business.
01:06:40And second of all, what's up with you?
01:06:42Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country mouse.
01:06:44No, to be honest, Roy has more talent than you.
01:06:46I'm just, I'm just saying this.
01:06:48Oh, they're gone.
01:06:51So, when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:06:56I heard girls like this movie.
01:06:58And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:07:01Excuse me.
01:07:02Here you go.
01:07:04What the fuck are you doing?
01:07:06Oh my god.
01:07:07What are the odds?
01:07:08I love this director.
01:07:10So I ran into work outside.
01:07:11She insisted that we see this film.
01:07:14Yeah.
01:07:17Oh my god.
01:07:18I just saw a rat.
01:07:19At Chasel, you would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:07:22Get off.
01:07:23You weren't invited.
01:07:25Dora was.
01:07:27Don't look at me, troublemaker.
01:07:29Shh.
01:07:30You know, Dora, if this is too loud,
01:07:32we can always go back to my building.
01:07:33There's a private screening room.
01:07:35Or my place.
01:07:36It could be really good for your writing, you know?
01:07:38Can you not touch another man's fiancée?
01:07:41I'm sorry.
01:07:41I'm trying to help her with her career,
01:07:42something she actually needs.
01:07:44Hey, you guys need a fifth reelittle play?
01:07:46This is a movie theater on our swingers' party.
01:07:49I'm sorry.
01:07:51Oh my god.
01:07:52You're Chasel Brady.
01:07:54And you're the fiancée.
01:07:58No.
01:07:59No way.
01:08:00Oh my god.
01:08:00That's so funny.
01:08:02Huge fan.
01:08:03Okay.
01:08:03You guys have fun.
01:08:04Let me go get some of you.
01:08:12You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:08:15You should really consider taking him up on his offer,
01:08:18because you don't belong anywhere near Chasel's world.
01:08:24And you do?
01:08:25Of course I do.
01:08:27His parents love me.
01:08:28They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:08:32But, you wouldn't understand that.
01:08:35Because you're just a gold digger
01:08:36whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died.
01:08:43Say whatever you want about me.
01:08:46But don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:08:48Oh, is someone missing mommy and daddy?
01:08:57What the hell are you doing?
01:08:59Hey, what the hell are you doing?
01:08:59Chasel, she attacked me.
01:09:01I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy.
01:09:04Oh, you liar.
01:09:05I mean, I remind everybody,
01:09:06there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak,
01:09:08so we need to go now.
01:09:11Addison, take Dora out back.
01:09:13I'll handle this.
01:09:22Knock it off, Aura.
01:09:25Don't pee like that, Chasel.
01:09:28Think clearly.
01:09:29Our business.
01:09:31A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:09:36I'm the best option for you.
01:09:39I mean, don't you remember how good we were together?
01:09:48Are you okay?
01:09:49Okay, look, for what it's worth, I believe you.
01:09:51I do.
01:09:52I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:09:54Why do you believe me over her?
01:09:56Aren't you two friends?
01:09:57Because I've known Aura for years
01:09:58and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:10:00Okay, well, clearly Chasel doesn't see it.
01:10:02Okay, hold on, hold on.
01:10:02You never know what that was, okay?
01:10:04You could have been getting you out of the line of fire, okay?
01:10:06Just don't assume.
01:10:08When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:10:11You're right.
01:10:12Yeah.
01:10:14I'm gonna go see you now.
01:10:16Oh, no.
01:10:18Hey, boy.
01:10:25Dora.
01:10:33Thanks.
01:10:34We're done, Aura.
01:10:35Stay away from both of us.
01:10:40Don't touch me.
01:10:42Aura, this isn't what you think.
01:10:43Oh, isn't it?
01:10:44Since you're still clearly hung up on her,
01:10:47let's just throw this whole contract thing away.
01:10:49I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:10:52When I get the money,
01:10:53please let me buy that house.
01:10:55That's all I'm asking.
01:10:57Look, the contract.
01:10:59After everything.
01:11:00You think any of this defending you,
01:11:02jumping in a pool,
01:11:03is because of some sort of paper.
01:11:05Is that really what you believe?
01:11:06I don't know what to believe anymore, Chasel.
01:11:09But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:11:12A relationship for three?
01:11:13No thanks.
01:11:15It's time I walk away.
01:11:25I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:11:28Huh.
01:11:29Fake fiance?
01:11:31Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:11:38Dora?
01:11:39Wait, it wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:11:42Please just let me explain.
01:11:44Explain what?
01:11:46It's Christmas Eve.
01:11:47I thought I'd drop by.
01:11:50It is a family time, you know?
01:11:52I'll be staying over.
01:11:54What's wrong?
01:11:56You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:11:59Unless, unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:12:04No!
01:12:07We're so...
01:12:08We're very much in love.
01:12:10Chasel?
01:12:11Dora?
01:12:12You better be telling the truth.
01:12:15Really.
01:12:18What?
01:12:18I hope so.
01:12:20You're so cute, Grandma.
01:12:21We love you.
01:12:22You know I love you.
01:12:31Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:12:35Oh, it looks like you were holding her.
01:12:38And like you still have feelings for her.
01:12:39I don't want to see you.
01:12:41I was getting her off me and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:12:45You expect me to believe that.
01:12:47Yeah, okay.
01:12:48Please, I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:12:51I don't know.
01:12:52Hey!
01:12:53I don't want to hear it.
01:12:54That was the last time.
01:12:56I don't want to hear it.
01:12:58Okay?
01:12:58That was the last time.
01:13:01Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:13:05Are you serious?
01:13:08After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:13:11I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:13:13It's not about that.
01:13:14Understand what?
01:13:16What is it about?
01:13:20Understand.
01:13:21Stop.
01:13:23Understand that the only one I love is you.
01:13:36You what?
01:13:38I said, I love you.
01:13:41And I mean it.
01:13:44I think...
01:13:45I think I started falling for you a long time ago.
01:13:50And...
01:13:51Way before I ever knew it was you.
01:14:21You've been staring at me?
01:14:24Desviring the view.
01:14:32Merry Christmas, Dora.
01:14:34Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:14:37Hmm.
01:14:39All right.
01:14:40Get up.
01:14:40We're going out.
01:14:42Where are we going?
01:14:44Christmas shopping.
01:14:45I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:14:49Last minute.
01:14:51I know.
01:14:52All right.
01:14:52Five more minutes.
01:14:53We'll go.
01:14:54Okay.
01:14:55So comfy.
01:14:57I know.
01:15:00Okay.
01:15:01How about this one?
01:15:03It's perfect.
01:15:05Yeah.
01:15:06Really?
01:15:06Yeah.
01:15:08We'll take it.
01:15:10Okay.
01:15:11I'll go take.
01:15:15Oh my god.
01:15:16You're Chazel Brady?
01:15:18And that's Dora.
01:15:19I saw your post on Instagram and it was so romantic.
01:15:22You two are perfect together.
01:15:25Thanks.
01:15:26Yeah.
01:15:45I'm done being your fake fiancée.
01:15:55Is everything okay?
01:15:58Grandma, just calm down, okay?
01:16:00We can explain.
01:16:02We'll be there in ten minutes.
01:16:05Is everything okay?
01:16:06We have to go.
01:16:07Like, now.
01:16:08Okay.
01:16:09Come on.
01:16:15okay chasel what's wrong you're making me nervous
01:16:18our fight at the cinema someone recorded it the entire thing what
01:16:25it's everywhere dora online everyone thinks we're a fake couple
01:16:32dad what the hell was that chasel are you lying about this engagement my phone is blowing up the
01:16:37sponsors are saying you're a liar they're correcting to pull out i will handle the sponsors you better
01:16:42but dora is my fiance and that won't change
01:16:48chasel this is all my fault if i hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and aura if i hadn't just
01:16:54started this fight to begin with there would be nothing to record stop that okay this is not your
01:16:59fault and believe me i'll handle everything i just need to go to the stadium they would depress
01:17:05the team hey can you just talk to grandma explain what's happening of course
01:17:12we're gonna get through this i promise no matter what i'm with you
01:17:24i'm telling you chasel it's the only way you release a statement saying you've broken up with
01:17:30dora and she was too emotional to say things she didn't mean it's clean are you telling me
01:17:37to be a coward lie to the entire world and blame everything on the woman i love
01:17:43all right then what's your play the sponsors are ready to walk
01:17:47the best play would be to marry me what you i knew it you leaked the video didn't you
01:17:59i'm just trying to help the truth find the light
01:18:04seriously so this is what all the fuss is about
01:18:08i'm sorry grandma brady this is all my fault nonsense this is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend
01:18:17and a man that doesn't know how to use his words listen i've known my grandson his entire
01:18:26life and he has never not even once let another woman stay overnight in his home the fact that
01:18:36you're here now shows that he is madly in love with you but his parents oh don't worry about chris
01:18:46and nancy i'll take care of them chasel is head over heels in love with you
01:18:59face it chasel i'm your only option
01:19:03you think you can corner me into marrying you there's one thing you should learn about me
01:19:08i don't respond to threats because i told you we're done the only woman i love
01:19:16and that i will marry is dora and as for what you did my lawyer will be in touch
01:19:28un-fucking-believable
01:19:33dora i'm home we need to talk she's gone chasel what do you mean she's gone where did she go
01:19:42gone gone gone gone
01:19:49i don't understand why leave when you clearly love each other don't you trust chasel oh yes
01:19:58i trust him
01:20:02and that's exactly why i can't stay and become his weakness
01:20:08but don't worry in my story i'm the protagonist and i need to write my next chapter
01:20:14you know my fans are waiting
01:20:17come here
01:20:21you made the right choice in investing in chasel brady
01:20:24all right
01:20:29i can't believe you actually pulled it off
01:20:32and by yourself
01:20:33you seem to forget i'm the best player in football history
01:20:36they still count on me to win after christmas break okay
01:20:40all right
01:20:41crisis averted
01:20:43what's your next move
01:20:46go see about a girl
01:20:53dora
01:20:54this
01:20:56this i i cannot believe in a million years that you actually wrote your story
01:21:02it's amazing
01:21:02thanks
01:21:04first time for everything i guess
01:21:07i think this all just taught me to finally be honest with myself
01:21:13you know what i changed my mind
01:21:15i did i changed my mind i want to invest in this story
01:21:19screw chasel's autobiography
01:21:21dork do you realize that once people read this
01:21:24no one's gonna care about that video anyway
01:21:28okay
01:21:29well let me just publish a few chapters first
01:21:32um my fans have been waiting forever
01:21:35oh i'm sure
01:21:37okay
01:21:39yes there it is
01:21:40wow
01:21:43good job
01:21:43thanks
01:21:44i hope they like it
01:21:46they're gonna love it
01:21:53i messed up
01:21:55i know the whole world saw us fighting
01:21:57but i swear
01:21:58our relationship is real
01:22:01dora is my fiance
01:22:02the only woman i love
01:22:04dora if you see this
01:22:05i'm sorry
01:22:11this story
01:22:14this story is me and dora if that means
01:22:18dora is d
01:22:34oh i did
01:22:37okay so how did you
01:22:40you just told me you just told me yourself
01:22:47you know i love the new story by the way
01:22:52our story
01:22:55so you're c
01:23:02thank you for your advice before
01:23:03it definitely helped
01:23:05but uh this time
01:23:08i think i'm gonna do things my way
01:23:18dora swift
01:23:19dora swift
01:23:20i have fallen for you
01:23:22irrevocably
01:23:23completely
01:23:27will you marry me
01:23:28will you marry me
01:23:32you better get it
01:23:33oh my god
01:23:35oh my god
01:23:38thank you
01:23:40come here
01:23:42You are the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:47I mean that.
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