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Primeiras Datas Temporada 24 Episódio 1
▶ First Dates Season 24 Episode 1
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▶ First Dates Season 24 Episode 1
Primeiras Datas Temporada 24 Episódio 1. episódios completos em português. #FilmeCompleto #DramaPortuguês #SérieCompleta
#FilmeCompleto #DramaPortugues #SerieCompleta #ShortDrama #ReelShort
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00:00Seguindo a uma espécie de tela, há um homem que ainda acredita em encontrar amor da forma antiga.
00:09Eu meti minha espécie, Fruitcake, na rua.
00:12Ela tinha um sorriso incrível, beijos e havia energia.
00:17E eu não conseguia me controlar, eu fui atrasado.
00:25Não parece real, é quase como um card game, é só collecting pessoas.
00:30Eu fui ghosted, catfished.
00:33Onde eu começo?
00:35Eu só fui swip, e nada, é só nada.
00:39Em o coração da América mais romântica cidade,
00:43Fred e sua equipe,
00:45A MACHING HOPEFUL SINGLETONS,
00:48A MACHING HOPEFUL SINGLETONS,
00:48A MACHING HOPEFUL SINGLETONS,
00:48IN A PLACE WHERE LOVE IS ALWAYS ON THE MENU.
00:52Spilling food everywhere.
00:53Mine will always get stuck on my boob shelf.
00:56These daters...
00:58How old are you?
00:59How old are for you?
01:00...are searching for the one...
01:02Oh my God!
01:04...in the real world.
01:07I'm going to my knee this morning.
01:09I'm holding for you.
01:10Oh my God!
01:14For some...
01:15All right, what's the killing all right?
01:17...stepping into the unknown.
01:19How are you with the technology?
01:20Rubbish.
01:21I'm a dinosaur.
01:22Oh, thank goodness.
01:23If I want to get in contact with you, I'll have to watch that video.
01:26Don't get too ahead of yourself.
01:28...can lead to surprising sparks.
01:31Look, you flushing!
01:32I don't know what's going on.
01:33But finding a connection...
01:35What's the dynamic here?
01:38Epic is yours.
01:39...isn't always easy.
01:42Help me!
01:44In the end...
01:45Hey, hey, hey!
01:46...it comes down to one...
01:48Hello.
01:49Hello?
01:50...big...
01:51...question.
01:52I like that.
01:53Do you guys want to see each other again?
01:57This is the First Dates Restaurant.
02:00This is the First Dates Restaurant.
02:14Good morning.
02:15Hey, bonjour.
02:15Good morning.
02:16How are you feeling?
02:17We are back.
02:18Ready?
02:19Yeah.
02:20So, we have two new members of staff.
02:22We have Gerald, who comes from New York, right?
02:24New York City.
02:25And we've got Kyle.
02:26Hello.
02:26I'm from Wales, South Wales.
02:28And, yeah, I've just come to see people fall in love.
02:32What we do here is unique.
02:34And we have delivered now for how long, Berlin?
02:36Twelve years.
02:38Twelve years!
02:39Twelve years!
02:39You didn't have any grey hair when we started?
02:42No, did you?
02:43No.
02:44And I wasn't married.
02:46No, no, no!
02:49Woo!
02:50My wife, she's coming down for a drink later on.
02:52Yay!
02:54So...
02:54Woo-hoo!
02:55Okay, let's go!
02:56Let's do this!
02:57Let's go!
02:58Woo!
03:01Cocktail, a new one.
03:06Tired of waiting in the bath, 26-year-old Connor just wants to be taken seriously.
03:13I would say that I'm a serial dater, to be completely honest.
03:16But I probably think the biggest misconception is that I'm, like, a massive cheater and this and that.
03:22Because I've got the turkey teeth, I've got the tattoos.
03:25I'm quite tall.
03:26I'm almost like a walking red flag.
03:28But, like, I'm actually a nice guy.
03:33Oh, oh, hello.
03:35That's a very selfish word, confident walk.
03:38Yeah!
03:39I think this is my last first date for a while.
03:41Come with me.
03:41Let's see what we can do.
03:43So smiling!
03:44That's so nice!
03:45And he's taller than Fred.
03:47Oh, congratulations as well.
03:48Thank you very much.
03:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:49And hopefully it'll be me one day.
03:51Well, for sure.
03:52Well, you are here.
03:53I'm sort of at the stage now where I'm a bit too old for stuff.
03:57This shit's casual.
03:58I'm a large-chance saloon.
04:00Let me get your drink.
04:01Can I get a Long Island Dice Tea?
04:03Long Island coming up.
04:05That's the strongest one.
04:06I feel that will ease my nerves.
04:08So what kind of girls do you like, man?
04:09Uh, I usually go for someone that's a bit like a Barbie,
04:12I mean, it's like that kind of vibe.
04:14My older woman, I'd say just someone that's quite fun-loving
04:17and, like, easy to get on with.
04:19But do you like a blonde?
04:21Not gonna lie.
04:23Hey, Barbie!
04:25I like your style!
04:27I've heard you've described yourself as sexy and goofy.
04:32Yeah, I think when I said that I probably had something to drink.
04:37But I probably had a glass of wine.
04:40Tech consultant Charlie is putting the numbers aside
04:45to discover the true formula for love.
04:48I love, like, analytical stuff.
04:50I mean...
04:52So, yes, I am quite geeky.
04:56You are like a ray of sunshine.
04:59Do you want mini dates?
05:01No.
05:01No, not really.
05:02I don't like to.
05:03I'm fed up with the dating scene.
05:06I don't want to be on dating apps.
05:08I would rather just talk to one person and get to know them.
05:11I'm not a serial dater.
05:13Do you know what you're looking for?
05:14Someone that's kind, confident, but not a show off.
05:19Teeth is quite a big one for me because I do stare at people's mouths quite a lot.
05:23Not in, like, a horrible way, but it's just nice that someone has, like, a nice warm smile.
05:29Hi.
05:30Are you all right?
05:30Nice to meet you.
05:31I'm Charlie.
05:32I'm Connor.
05:33Nice to meet you, Connor.
05:33What was the community like from heaven?
05:37That was very good.
05:38Can I get a margarita, please?
05:40Yes.
05:40Thank you so much.
05:42Where did you actually come from?
05:43London.
05:44Okay.
05:44Where do you come from?
05:45I live in Guildford, sorry.
05:47Oh, I know Guildford, yeah.
05:47We're fairly close.
05:49Yes, we are.
05:49What do you actually do for work there?
05:50I work for a tech consultancy.
05:53Oh, okay, okay.
05:55Thank you so much.
05:56Thank you so much.
05:57You have lots of tattoos as well.
05:58Yeah, I've got my leg.
06:00I've got one on my chest.
06:02I've got one on my back as well.
06:03Nice.
06:04We'll save that for a second date.
06:05Yeah, fine.
06:07What do you do for work?
06:08You're a really nice eyes as well, boy.
06:10My eyes?
06:11Yeah, you're a really nice eyes.
06:12Thanks, yours are nice as well.
06:14I have a carpenter.
06:15Are you?
06:16Nice.
06:16Nice.
06:18Yeah, I like someone who's got hands on.
06:20Really?
06:21Yeah.
06:24You couldn't have picked anyone better.
06:26Yes, this is off to a good start, isn't it?
06:28Come with me.
06:29Thank you.
06:29Let's go.
06:3129-year-old business owner Sophie is hoping to add romance to her agenda.
06:36I definitely did not used to look like this.
06:41Yeah, with bright coloured hair.
06:43I used to work in the law so tattoos weren't really kind of encouraged.
06:50I changed my career and started getting covered in tattoos.
06:56Nice to meet you Sophie.
06:57I do, it's nice to meet you Fred.
06:59What an incredible look you have here with all your tattoos.
07:02Thank you.
07:03My children are my entire world but I think I've got more love to give and it would be nice
07:08to be able to find another person to be able to share that with.
07:12Can I get you a drink?
07:13Yes, please. Can I have a porn star?
07:15Yes, you can, sir.
07:16Thank you.
07:17How are you feeling about things?
07:18Yeah, I'm good.
07:20Good?
07:20I'm nervous.
07:22Natural.
07:22Totally natural, yeah.
07:23Can you talk to me about the sort of person you want to meet today?
07:26So, I'm actually looking for somebody that is an alternative woman.
07:31I'm a bisexual woman so I'm looking for a romantic relationship with a woman.
07:38I have female friends but, you know, I think I'm looking for something that's a bit of a stronger connection
07:43than that.
07:44I quite like tattoos.
07:46I like coloured hair.
07:47I like it's people that embrace some individuality.
07:50Yeah.
07:50It's a bit different outside the norm.
07:52My ideal woman is like Megan Fox.
07:58Sophie's date is Emily, a massage therapist who's a pro at releasing stress.
08:04And pop it in your brain.
08:06Growing up, I was always like a weird kid.
08:09And to be honest, my mum was quite like punk, so she raised me on like the sex pistols.
08:16I was always taught to express myself and just be whoever I wanted to be.
08:26You're dressed to kill.
08:28I am.
08:28I'm given fox, leopard.
08:31Yeah, I was thinking Betty Boo, you know?
08:33Oh, yeah?
08:33Yeah, what do you think?
08:35Yeah.
08:35Yeah, I love that.
08:37I identify as bisexual, which to me means I'm attracted to all women and a very specific type of man.
08:48Your date is at the bar.
08:49Who is it?
08:50Look behind me.
08:51Have a look.
08:51Can you see behind the bar there?
08:53I like alternative women, obviously, tattoos, just because we'd look cute together to be honest.
08:59I love that for us.
09:00Enjoy.
09:01Have fun.
09:01Oh, thank you.
09:03Hello.
09:03Hi.
09:04Wow.
09:05Good to meet you.
09:06I'm freezing.
09:06I'm so sorry.
09:07Hi.
09:08Nice to meet you.
09:10I'm Emily.
09:11Nice to meet you, Emily.
09:12You look stunning.
09:13So do you.
09:14Thank you.
09:15I wasn't sure if this was a bit of OTT, but you know.
09:18No, I love it.
09:19I've honestly been so nervous.
09:21Have you?
09:22Now.
09:22I'm kind of chilled.
09:23You're feeling chilled.
09:24Yeah.
09:24That's good.
09:25That's good.
09:25No need to be nervous.
09:27No.
09:27No.
09:28No.
09:30No.
09:32No.
09:33Don't have anger.
09:33Is it just me?
09:35Or do you think that since he's been married he is happier?
09:38In a better mood?
09:40He just seems really happy.
09:41He certainly seems more settled, more grounded.
09:43Yeah.
09:43Não, talvez não seja o que é.
09:49Do you have any funny, like, stories?
09:53Like, have you embarrassed yourself recently?
09:55Last year I was seeing a girl
09:57and she's put me on, like, a Facebook group
09:59saying, like, don't date this guy.
10:03Oh, gosh, why is that?
10:05I think she was just bitter, to be completely honest.
10:07I was, like, pretty sure out of her.
10:09I think she was a bit older than me.
10:10She was, like, eight years older, mate.
10:12And then when I was, like, another date,
10:14maybe three weeks later,
10:16like, the day after she screenshotted this
10:18and sent it to me, so, like, can't I do better?
10:20I was, like, you don't even know, Nick.
10:22Like, what? Oh, my gosh.
10:24Yeah.
10:26So, my dating life, it was a little bit cowlick,
10:29I'm not going to lie.
10:31I would say that we have commitment issues
10:33just because, like, my first girlfriend,
10:36she didn't cheat on me,
10:37but it was a bit, like, you know, the Boston Rachel situation,
10:39like, we were on a break.
10:40It was the same sort of thing
10:42and, like, it's not really a nice thing
10:44to have happened to you.
10:46So, I just feel as if since then, I'm, like,
10:48I'm scared of getting hurt, to be honest.
10:55I've taken a better step back,
10:56like, I've deleted dating apps.
10:57I just feel as if now I've got the clear headspace
11:00to give someone my all.
11:04To be honest, when I saw you coming,
11:06I was, like, Jesus Christ.
11:07I was, like, I love you.
11:15How does a wage feel?
11:17Better nerves, right?
11:19But, yeah, it's, uh...
11:21It's different.
11:23It's definitely different.
11:25Isn't his day coming?
11:26Well, I hope so.
11:28As you think.
11:31What's your dating, like, history?
11:34So, I'm actually really not practiced in dating at all.
11:39Okay.
11:41This is my first date with a woman.
11:44Really?
11:45Yes.
11:47Well, you're doing great.
11:48I would not think this was your first date with a woman, ever.
11:51Like, I'm not getting that vibe at all, so...
11:54I've always kind of thought I was bisexual,
11:56but never explored it.
11:58I'm too afraid to kind of come out about it.
12:01Yeah, of course.
12:02But it's nerve-wracking.
12:03And I'm glad they chose you.
12:05Yeah, I'm glad they chose me,
12:07and it's, like, yeah, it's such an honour
12:09to, like, be your first date.
12:12Thank you.
12:13Well, you're stunning.
12:14So are you.
12:15Thank you.
12:16Yeah, you are very my type, for sure.
12:17Thank you.
12:18You very much are.
12:21So, um...
12:23I'm married.
12:26Really?
12:27So, um...
12:30I have a question for you.
12:32And it's a bar.
12:35Would you like to meet it?
12:51So this is a first?
12:52Yeah.
12:53It is.
12:57We found each other on Tinder.
12:59What was the first thing you said to me?
13:01You know, the muffin man.
13:03My response was,
13:05who lives on Drew Relay?
13:06So we bonded over Shrek, didn't we?
13:08Mm-hmm.
13:08Typical parents.
13:10That's exactly what they were about.
13:13Ricky, are you ready?
13:15Yeah.
13:16Ready as I'll have a bit.
13:17Come on, man.
13:18Take your drink.
13:18Let's go.
13:21They call it a throuple, don't they?
13:23We are looking for love.
13:24Yeah.
13:25We're looking for something that's long-term.
13:27We've got a lot of love to give, so...
13:29We definitely have.
13:30It'd be nice to sort of share it around.
13:47It'd be nice to share the moments with another person.
13:51To find somebody that likes to cuddle up on the couch,
13:54just to kind of fit in.
13:55It's like a missing piece to a jigsaw.
13:59How are you?
14:00I'm good.
14:01How are you?
14:01How are you feeling?
14:03A bit more nervous.
14:04Well, actually, no, not as nervous as I was.
14:08Yeah.
14:08It's pretty good.
14:09I think I was very nervous.
14:12I think I might get another drink in a minute.
14:14Yeah, nice.
14:16I don't think it would work if the other person
14:19didn't fancy both of us.
14:21Mm-hmm.
14:21Because obviously that would be upsetting for one of us, wouldn't it?
14:25I think you need to be patient there.
14:27It has to be there.
14:29It's very important.
14:29Paramount.
14:30Mm-hmm.
14:31Otherwise, there's just no point.
14:32There's no point.
14:34Good, but we've been having a nice time.
14:36We're, like, settled into the date now, and you're just, like, fresh.
14:40Hi, girl.
14:41Hey.
14:42We're like, yeah, yeah.
14:43We both sort of tend to sort of like the same women.
14:48Yeah.
14:48I think you'd be able to tell if we like them.
14:51Mm-hmm.
14:52Definitely look at each other and smile, wouldn't we?
14:54Mm-hmm.
14:55Mm-hmm.
14:57You both get along like ours on fire, it seems.
15:01Yeah.
15:01It's amazing.
15:02You were very nervous to tell me about your situation.
15:06Yeah.
15:06So I said, so I have a husband.
15:08Hello.
15:08And I was just, like, slay.
15:11You know what I mean?
15:12Like, so easy.
15:13Like, proper, like, couple goals, energy.
15:16You two.
15:18I have to say, since I got married, I'm on cloud nine.
15:22Oh, I love hearing that.
15:24You know, it was such an amazing day.
15:26We were in Jamaica, and it's the most ideal location in the world.
15:31It's so beautiful.
15:32Oh, my God, look at these.
15:34These are so amazing.
15:39Go to cheese salad.
15:40Yes, thank you.
15:42Nourish balls.
15:43Thank you.
15:44Mayonnaise.
15:45Thank you so much.
15:46You're very welcome.
15:46Enjoy.
15:47Thank you.
15:52You are a bit of a pretty boy.
15:55Last year, I did a bit of Naked Bunker.
16:01What are you looking for?
16:02Are you looking for, like, a long-term relationship?
16:04100%.
16:05I hate being single.
16:06I just don't enjoy it.
16:08So about you?
16:08I had a seven-year relationship.
16:11So how long ago was that?
16:12Two and a half years ago.
16:14I feel like I'd outgrown the relationship and the town I was living in with him.
16:20Um, and I just needed to try something new.
16:23So I moved to London two years ago.
16:27I kind of wanted to put myself in an uncomfortable position.
16:31so I could grow as a person, which I feel like I have massively.
16:34Like, I wouldn't be doing this if I hadn't grown as a person.
16:37So you're sort of, like, ready...
16:40Mm.
16:41But yeah, I guess I hit, like, 28, and I was like,
16:43Mm, it would be nice to know me someone now.
16:45Yeah.
16:46I, I have had enough alone time, but it's, it would be nice to have a relationship
16:52that is the one that I stay in forever.
16:58This is lovely.
16:59Nice one.
17:00I mean, you're the drink.
17:01I mean, the drink is really good, but you're good.
17:03Thank you.
17:03You are as well.
17:05Oh, thanks.
17:06You're like the face guy I've ever come back with.
17:09Shut up.
17:09Are you actually up?
17:10No, I'm not.
17:11You're 100% up.
17:13Thank you, that's very sweet.
17:14And you're also very good, I think.
17:16Thank you.
17:20Are you excited for your first table pop of the day?
17:23Yeah, I'm confident I'm ready, yeah.
17:26And so it seems that we have talked before
17:31and life before, but who knows where or when.
17:43I think it might be appropriate, that song,
17:45because it's somebody's first time.
17:49Meet Derek, 89 years young and ready to serenade his way
17:54into one lucky lady's heart.
17:57I like to sing when I go on cruises.
17:59Oh, and I won the singing contest at the end of the cruise.
18:07I don't feel my age.
18:10That's that, 89.
18:11I feel 65.
18:14Or less.
18:20Nice to meet you.
18:22You're so young at heart.
18:24I'm 29 or 90.
18:25You're 90?
18:26In May.
18:26Wow, you look incredible.
18:31Should I take your jacket?
18:32Oh, please do.
18:34You dress very well.
18:36Do you travel a lot?
18:37I did a cruise in November.
18:40I go by myself now.
18:41You did not make any approaches to any other ladies?
18:44Yes, yeah, yeah.
18:45So, did it work?
18:46I had a nice lady from Honolulu, and she's only 70 years of age.
18:50You are the king with the ladies.
18:52Yeah, I don't know about that.
18:53Come with me.
18:54I'll take you to your table.
18:55You're the first to arrive.
18:57I'm old school.
18:58Open doors.
19:00Lift the chair away.
19:01Take the ladies' coat.
19:03This guy, he knows how to play the ladies.
19:05Yeah, I'm a romantic.
19:08And I'd love to sing romantic songs.
19:11So what are you looking for?
19:12Somebody that's bubbly.
19:13Yeah.
19:14Outgoing.
19:15Yeah.
19:15I'd like to sing.
19:16You like to sing?
19:17I think all, yeah.
19:19What I'm looking for, I think she's got to be friendly,
19:23as nicely dressed as I hope I will be for her,
19:26and can laugh, because I've got some silly jokes.
19:30And if she's interested in music, that's half the battle.
19:34What song could your dream day sing to re-win your heart?
19:39Lady.
19:41Lady.
19:43That's a nice song, isn't it?
19:45Could music be the food of love?
19:48For 77-year-old Jean.
19:52I can even tolerate Donnie Park.
19:59Looking so elegant.
20:01Oh, thank you very much.
20:02Perfect.
20:03Thank you.
20:04Shall I take your coat, maybe?
20:05Yes, that would be lovely.
20:06I prefer an older man.
20:08If somebody's got a nice build, and they've looked after themselves,
20:12and they've got groomed hair.
20:14But at the end of the day, isn't it the person themselves?
20:18Hello.
20:20I'm June.
20:21Okay, I'm Derek.
20:22Derek.
20:23Hello, Derek.
20:24Hello, Jean.
20:25Hello.
20:26This is a rather super restaurant, isn't it?
20:29Yeah.
20:29I've only been to Bath a couple of times, and it was only just...
20:33It's the most romantic city in Britain.
20:35Isn't it wonderful?
20:37When you meet in Bath, that's it.
20:39You look very nice, let me tell you.
20:42What?
20:42Beautiful top.
20:43You look rather lovely yourself.
20:45Okay.
20:51Cheers.
20:51Nice to meet you.
20:53It's bad luck, otherwise.
20:55Do you want to fall?
20:55Oh, that is strong.
20:58That's the connection.
21:04I'm really scared about my hair setting on fire.
21:06Although we already are on fire, because our date is so low.
21:09Yeah.
21:10Don't try to continue.
21:12Okay.
21:14We only met like two hours ago.
21:16Fair enough.
21:19I actually like fancied the pants off her.
21:21When she'd come in, I was like, I'm done.
21:24Absolute rocket to be honest.
21:26I am a little bit nervous to what the outcome is going to be.
21:29I've never met someone that I just sort of click with quite like,
21:33just quite easy to get on with.
21:37Hi.
21:38How are you all right?
21:42So, do you want to see each other?
21:46Well, I definitely would like to see you again.
21:49Would you?
21:51Yeah.
21:52Really?
21:52Yeah.
21:53Okay.
21:54Well, obviously, I hit it quite well, though.
21:55Yeah, you really hit it really well.
21:57Yeah.
21:58The attempt kisses was, you know.
22:02Yeah, I'd like to see you again.
22:03Yeah?
22:04Yeah.
22:04We can see each other again.
22:06I swore.
22:06If we can plan something even better than this.
22:09Yeah, yeah.
22:10Pay up the bill.
22:11Yeah, yeah.
22:11Are you splitting it?
22:12Well, I'll get it, I'll get it.
22:13You bring out, like, a side to me that I'd like and just have fun in, like.
22:19Good.
22:21Nice.
22:22I don't know.
22:24I don't feel as if I'm going to try and be anything different around you.
22:28I just feel as if I could be myself.
22:30I think it can be a kiss and cheek.
22:32Thank you.
22:34Thank you.
22:39I've never watched this change.
22:40I don't know.
22:41You don't want to hold my hand?
22:43Oh my God, I'm going to hold my hand.
22:44That's so sweet.
22:51I was watching television and they said they advertised.
22:55Oh, I don't know if you've ever seen this.
22:57naked attraction.
22:58Oh, yeah.
22:59I watched it.
23:00I was gobsmacked.
23:01I mean, I was like.
23:03Yeah.
23:05And I was tempted to say to my children, I'm going on a television program.
23:10And I was waiting for someone to say what problem?
23:12And I was going to say naked attraction.
23:14Oh, brilliant.
23:16Well, I am just going to pop to the toilet, so I'll be back in a moment, okay?
23:19Of course.
23:20Thank you.
23:26So, I have a date in who is in a polyamorous relationship.
23:31Right, okay.
23:32What's that mean?
23:33Sorry.
23:33So, it means that they are happy to date more than one person.
23:38Nice.
23:38Nice.
23:39You know what?
23:40I take my hat on for them.
23:41Barely.
23:43What's your experience with dating so far, like together?
23:48We've tried dating apps.
23:51They all seem to be wanting one thing.
23:54That's not really what we're after.
23:56So, you're looking for more like an emotional connection.
23:59I'd definitely say emotional connection rather than physical.
24:02Yeah.
24:03Being able to sort of cuddle on the sofa, watch a film.
24:08I think a lot of the time, like even for me, it's very much just like, hey, like dip in.
24:13Thanks for that.
24:14See you later.
24:15And now that couple is going to go and spoon on the couch and watch the true crime.
24:19And it's like, I don't want a spoon on my street.
24:22Do you know what I mean?
24:22And it's like, you do sort of miss that emotional bit, I guess.
24:28When I was in my late 20s, I discovered this thing, polyamory, non-monogamy.
24:33And I was like, oh, this is actually a thing.
24:36Like, so I started exploring it from there, really.
24:39And now, yeah, I think that's just how I identify and I probably wouldn't look back.
24:47You seem like a really strong couple.
25:18I'd like to think so.
25:20And then people will be like, are you not threatened that that couple will never love you the same way
25:25that they love each other?
25:26And it's like, like it's, it's connection is connection.
25:30And like, it's a process.
25:31Yeah, it's so true.
25:36I really need a weeb.
25:38I will vent to the loo.
25:45How are you getting on?
25:47Good, I think.
25:48Are you okay?
25:49Yeah, it's just vent to the loo.
25:50What do you think?
25:52Yeah.
25:53Do you think she's like, into you?
25:58Fair.
26:08What's this one here?
26:09This is, um, this is the infinity site.
26:11Um, I was, I was on holidays and I was really drunk and I thought that was a good idea.
26:16So, I don't agree.
26:18I've got some really random tattoos.
26:20They're wicked.
26:20These are all women from films that I'm obsessed with.
26:24You see, you've got Regina George, you know Regina George, right?
26:26Oh, yes, I do.
26:27And then this is like Penny Lane from Almost Famous.
26:30Yeah, just, just strong, independent women, babes.
26:33Do you know what I mean?
26:34I love that.
26:35I love that.
26:35Oh, oh, oh.
26:36I'm so much stronger.
26:37I'm well-strangled.
26:42What is this, this little badge I can see?
26:45I bought this jacket in Malay, who's my wife.
26:48And, um, it's got a little bit of character to her.
26:50It's double-breasted, you know.
26:51Um, so, um, I used to go on cruising with my wife.
26:55Yeah.
26:55And, um, of course, she passed away, so I didn't go cruising.
26:59How long ago did you meet me as your wife?
27:01Uh, uh, three years ago this month.
27:05Yeah.
27:07I sent my wife a Valentine's card every year we were married for 65 years.
27:14So I miss her terribly.
27:16I still think of her every day.
27:17I still say goodnight to her, say good morning to her, her picture's there.
27:23All in all, she made me a better person.
27:26Yeah.
27:29Yeah.
27:32What was that?
27:37But as my friends and family say, you've got to move on, do it.
27:41You've got to live your life.
27:44You know, after losing my wife, and my kids said, you know, you're an age now,
27:48well, you've got to, you know, the last five years, you've got to start to live your own life.
27:53I know my wife would love me to be with somebody.
27:57And, and my daughter says to me, there's a nice lady out there, Dad, looking for you.
28:02As well, you're looking for her.
28:04And I think, that was wonderful.
28:07Little present for you.
28:08Oh, really?
28:11I couldn't find any chocolate, so.
28:13Thank you very much.
28:14It's lucky that they got this far.
28:16I might have eaten them, but I hadn't have had a full English this morning.
28:18Yes.
28:24My train is at six or eight.
28:27What's the time now?
28:29A couple of six.
28:29Oh, my God.
28:30I ain't making that.
28:31No, you're not.
28:31And it's the last one.
28:33Yeah.
28:33I guess I'm in bad for another night, guys, so, let's look at comfy.
28:39Is she, like, your type?
28:41She's definitely...
28:42You did well.
28:43She is definitely our type.
28:44Yeah, she's definitely my type.
28:44Our type, yeah, yeah.
28:48So, what happens if she comes in now and says that she wants to see you and help me?
28:56Yeah, erm...
28:57Right, you ready?
28:58That's good.
28:59Let's go ahead, go.
29:02It's all coming out.
29:03What's that about, Pop?
29:09How are you feeling?
29:10I'm good.
29:11Good.
29:12You guys OK?
29:12Yeah, good.
29:13Yeah.
29:17So, would you like to see each other again?
29:20Absolutely.
29:22Love to see you again.
29:23I think you're lovely and I think, kind of, we had a really good connection, I thought, so, I'd love
29:28to.
29:28Yeah.
29:29I agree.
29:30I would love to see you guys again.
29:32Yeah, fair.
29:32The relief.
29:33No, yeah, I agree.
29:35Like, I think we had, like, such a good vibe, like, us, and then, obviously, when you joined us,
29:41it's obviously like, oh, God, is this going to derail the whole date?
29:44Yeah, yeah.
29:44But it didn't at all, like, we all had a great vibe together.
29:48Yeah.
29:48I'm glad you joined us.
29:49That was a nice little plot twist.
29:51Yeah, just a bit.
29:54So, our Fridays are probably going to look a little bit different from now on.
29:58Yeah.
29:58What do you reckon?
29:59Yeah, we've just got a new couch, haven't we?
30:01It's big enough.
30:01Is it big enough?
30:02Yeah.
30:11I'm so lucky.
30:17Let's go and have a drink.
30:18Yeah, let's do it, let's do it.
30:20I owe you guys a few drinks, so let's do that.
30:23What should we do?
30:24Shots?
30:25Shots?
30:28Shots?
30:29Hello.
30:30I have a little, uh, wedding gift.
30:32Oh, look at that.
30:33For Federico and fruitcake.
30:34That's wonderful.
30:35I don't want them to see yet.
30:36Look at that.
30:36I'd get first signature.
30:38I'd get first signature.
30:39First signature.
30:39Say, I out.
30:46Married, pet.
30:51You hot, lad.
30:53Me, don't.
30:53I see some few of my friends thinking I'm adult.
30:55Probably more guilt these days.
30:56I'm kicking out.
30:58Wanting to prove there's more to him than meets the eye is single dad of three, Mike.
31:03Everyone thinks I'm a real lad like.
31:05People just see tattoos and probably just thinking a bit of a rogue and a bit of a player.
31:09and stuff.
31:10I'm a massive softie, like.
31:13I'll find a joke in anything.
31:16Life's for living and laughing and that's what I'm here to do.
31:20How are you?
31:21My man crush that is right there.
31:23Nice to meet you, Mike.
31:24I'm here.
31:24Are you all right?
31:25Yeah, I am.
31:25So what's your type?
31:26What are you looking for?
31:27I ain't really got a type.
31:28You can't even explain what it is.
31:29It's like, I never liked small people.
31:31That was my biggest turn off, was small people.
31:33And I married a woman who was five foot tall, do you know what I mean?
31:35So.
31:36Well, in bed we're all the same size.
31:38I wouldn't know if that's been that long, Fred.
31:40I forgot, but it's apparently so.
31:42I just hope I'm not too much sometimes.
31:45Take us home if you want, Fred.
31:46I've always said you're a man crush.
31:49Come on, let's go.
31:50If I'm in a situation where people don't know,
31:51I'd be quite awkward because I won't shut up.
31:55I'll try to cocktail, Fred.
31:56Are you paying, Fred?
31:58I'll say stupid things because I don't have to cope in a particular situation.
32:02And then that can make us pull across as a twat.
32:05If I can get on and have a laugh, what more?
32:07Do you know what I mean?
32:08I'd never go out these days.
32:10So as long as I like, have a laugh in that, do you know what I mean?
32:12What if I can meet somebody who can make us smile, taking some of that loneliness away?
32:17That's the nice thing about it because you don't know who it is, do you know what I mean?
32:20It's like exciting in it, do you know what I mean?
32:21I'd love a fit best mate. That's what I'd love, do you know what I mean?
32:25But whatever that can happen on that, I don't know.
32:28Hopefully it's worth it. Hopefully it was worth the wait.
32:33Oh, is my hair okay?
32:35Hi!
32:37Hoping to cut out dating bad boys is hairdresser Carly.
32:43I started seeing a guy last year.
32:45It was going great.
32:45And then I found out he was actually going to prison.
32:49I know I need to stay away from them.
32:51So I'm looking for someone that's family orientated.
32:54And just somebody's heckled in life.
32:57I laugh a lot.
32:59So somebody has got to make me laugh.
33:02That's a big, big thing for me.
33:06How are you?
33:07I'm fine, thank you.
33:08You're looking amazing.
33:10Thank you.
33:10What kind of girl are you looking for?
33:12Tall dark handsome would be nice.
33:14Any other particularity that you like?
33:17A bit of facial hair is nice.
33:18Yes.
33:19Tattoos, because I've got quite a few tattoos myself.
33:21So are you ready to meet you?
33:22I'm ready.
33:23Go with me.
33:24I'm ready.
33:25Thank you.
33:28Hi, how are you?
33:29Yeah, I'm very well, you?
33:30Yeah, Jim.
33:31Good to meet you.
33:32Thank you for the ball.
33:33Oh, you're cold.
33:34It is freezing.
33:37Thank you.
33:38Thank you very much, Fred.
33:39You've done very well there.
33:40First time I've been punching a long time.
33:42This is great.
33:44Oh, my goodness.
33:47What's your poison?
33:49Cocktail-wise, I love a born style martini.
33:52How much is it?
33:53I'm just checking the price before I order it.
33:55Fuck that.
33:56I'm a single dad.
33:57I'm sure.
33:57I'm sure I'm going to force her.
33:58Get her out beside her.
34:00He'll get you some of the sun.
34:02I don't care for you.
34:03You know, I like someone that can make laugh.
34:05Well, you're in for a trip tonight, then.
34:08I want to look up when I'm funny as fuck.
34:13How are you with your technology?
34:15Rubbish.
34:16I'm a dinosaur.
34:17Oh, thank goodness.
34:18And this is what I'm finding.
34:20How do you meet somebody?
34:22Very difficult.
34:24And my children thought if I go on to one of these websites, that was not a nightmare.
34:32I mean, I feel like a dinosaur to me.
34:34Yeah, totally, are you?
34:37When I go around and I'm going to the ballet or I'm going somewhere, I seem to be the only
34:42one on my own.
34:44And everybody's there with their partners and their family, whatever.
34:50And I prefer to be with somebody.
34:54That's what I'm missing, somebody to do these things with.
35:01I would enjoy a nice cuddle and just holding hands with somebody and somebody to be there genuinely for me.
35:12Yeah.
35:14I mean, I've been known to take videos of my own feet, for God's sake.
35:18That's all right.
35:20I'm glad.
35:21Yeah, many times.
35:23Film out the back.
35:24How on earth did I do that?
35:26Both as bad as each other.
35:27Cheers, it's nice to be somebody that helps us.
35:30Oh, I'm so happy about that.
35:33Let's go, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
35:34Try whatever you want.
35:41Beautiful.
35:45You do that very sun-kissed.
35:47First compliment I've had you look sun-kissed, thank you.
35:50Yeah, you're not one for the compliments I've noticed.
35:53You know, fishing and fishing, you know, good compliment.
35:57Yeah, the saddest of times.
35:59I've managed to go through them all through the power of laughter and it's been massive,
36:02like, and especially through recent situations in my life.
36:05So, you've got kids then?
36:06That's all right, yeah.
36:07I've got three kids, all the same, ma'am.
36:09Really?
36:10Yeah, yeah.
36:11Oh my goodness.
36:11I was like, mate, I don't know.
36:12I don't know, I don't know if I'm telling you whatever.
36:14My wife's dead late.
36:16Oh, okay.
36:17Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
36:19Yeah, but I've been with her nearly 22 years.
36:21Yeah, oh my gosh.
36:22I was, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:23Julie had cancer of the esophagus.
36:27Give her a prognosis of three to six months to her, look.
36:32She was the purest, nicest person.
36:35The best, the best mom in the world, look.
36:40She didn't deserve it, really didn't deserve it.
36:45As soon as my wife died, like, I was so lonely.
36:48I just didn't know what to do with myself.
36:49Like, I'd just be sitting there in the dark every day.
36:51The kids would come down and say,
36:52Dad, what are you doing?
36:52I'd say, oh, just chilling.
36:54Yeah.
36:55And life had to go on and I couldn't crumble.
36:58Like, my children need her.
36:59There's more than ever.
37:00She passed it then.
37:02Yeah.
37:03So now I'm a single dad with three kids like that.
37:05I bet that's really hard.
37:06Being a parent anyway is hard.
37:08Me, it's hard.
37:08But living it on your own.
37:09Yeah, it is on your own.
37:11I've raised them 24-7 later.
37:13I'm gonna have three new months for my children.
37:15I'm never, ever gonna meet another Julie.
37:16You never get 1% of what I had with her again in the future.
37:20I'll be a happy man.
37:24You got very nice arties.
37:26Oh, thank you.
37:26You have got very nice arties.
37:28Very blue.
37:28How do you know what it's like?
37:30I don't know.
37:30See, there's a compliment.
37:32It is.
37:32Very nice coffee.
37:33I've got very nice tattoos.
37:35Thank you.
37:36And very nice teeth.
37:38Thank you.
37:39Everything I'm listing on yours.
37:44I am a Belen.
37:45I am a Belen.
37:47I don't know, but I like that.
37:48But if I'm laughing and blurring, it means I like it.
37:51So I'm winning at the moment.
37:53Oh, 100% blur.
37:54100%.
37:54I'm sorry.
37:58Thank you.
37:59I've not been going to the gym recently because of my injury.
38:03But yeah, I do the row machine.
38:06Yeah.
38:06And how much can you press?
38:07Ski.
38:09240 pounds.
38:10You won't weigh it.
38:12I do what they call the sumo squats because it's supposed to be good for you.
38:15Where you have your legs wide and your feet open.
38:19Oh.
38:19And you come down.
38:20Oh.
38:20The sumo squats.
38:21How am I?
38:21You don't have to be fat and...
38:22You're supposed to...
38:23...23 pounds to do that.
38:26You're supposed to give you a note.
38:32I'm not wearing something with a note sleeve.
38:36You should have done.
38:37No, I'm not.
38:39Merci beaucoup.
38:40Nothing I'm having myself.
38:46How long do you need?
38:4743.
38:4843?
38:48You went and go...
38:49What?
38:5043?
38:51You're waiting a meal.
38:52Because I'm like 36 this year, so obviously I'm going to be closer.
38:54Yeah, I've been like 18.
38:56See, I was better.
38:57I'm more enthusiastic.
39:00How long were you with your ex for, like?
39:0212 years.
39:03What happened?
39:04He was seeing someone from that, so...
39:06Shit.
39:06It's one of them and it happens.
39:08Yeah, it is, but...
39:09Um...
39:10Because 12 years is a long time.
39:11It fucking is, yeah.
39:14I didn't realise what a heartbreak was, um, until we broke up.
39:18When somebody has broken your trust, it is really hard to put your trust into somebody else again,
39:24but I'm really happy with how my life is right now.
39:27I'm just missing that certain someone to share it with.
39:32Are you a good girlfriend?
39:34No.
39:35At least you're honest.
39:36I never had to do this.
39:37Like, my wife was old school.
39:39Like, I'm not saying you should do that.
39:41No, no, no.
39:42I mean, but my wife was, like, literally like a 1920s housewife.
39:45She used to do it all.
39:46I think that's the way it should be.
39:47Just because...
39:48Like, old school?
39:49Yeah, 100%.
39:50Like, when me and my ex were together,
39:52every night she would be, like, waiting.
39:54Do you know what I mean?
39:54But that's why...
39:55Would you cut the lawns?
39:56Oh, I love getting the lawns.
39:58Friend, we're going to marriage.
40:00Come on.
40:01Would you take the bins out on a Monday morning?
40:03Oh, yeah.
40:04Two seconds.
40:04I'm just going to ruin the kids.
40:07She cuts the lawns and takes the bins out.
40:09Yeah, sound I'll bring up home.
40:11You are.
40:12Oh my goodness, you do make me laugh.
40:19You go away.
40:21You're too tall, go away.
40:22You're too handsome and too tall.
40:25I wanted to speak to you, Mr. and Mrs. Flirt.
40:27I was wondering, do you fancy a little dance?
40:32I don't dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
40:35But she sings.
40:38You make me feel so young.
40:43You make me feel that spring is fun.
40:47And every time I see you, you're such a happy individual.
40:56I want to go and bounce the moon, just like a toy balloon.
41:03You and I are just like a couple of tots.
41:12Running across the meadow, picking up lots of forget-me-nots.
41:20You make me feel so young.
41:23She's certainly Gerald.
41:25I think she's a winner as far as I'm concerned.
41:29I certainly fancied a lady.
41:31Yeah.
41:34You make me feel so young.
41:39Is that good enough?
41:40Wow.
41:44Oh, that's super cute.
41:46Wow, wow, wow.
41:52Thank you.
41:53Thank you.
41:53Thank you.
41:53Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
41:57Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
41:59Would you like to see each other again?
42:01On the count of three, one.
42:03I call count.
42:05One, two, three.
42:08One, two, three.
42:08Yes.
42:13Everything about this lady is amazing.
42:16Very lucky.
42:17You make me feel so young.
42:23But we laughed as we're laughing now and talking.
42:27Right, let's go have a nice coffee, a nice routine.
42:32Yeah, that's just lovely.
42:37And how about you teaching me to do a little boogie?
42:40Why not?
42:45Well, that drink's a little blimmer.
42:49Oh, that is good.
42:50Really?
42:50I prefer that main to yours.
42:52Yeah, I prefer yours to mine as well.
42:55I make...
42:56Oh, you bastard.
42:59Whoopsie.
43:02Just to turn you on to a run inside me thighs.
43:04It was a strategic move, honestly.
43:06It was the plan.
43:06It wasn't me being it, sweat.
43:08It's all part of the plan.
43:10First, it was beautiful, eh?
43:11Lovely girl.
43:12That would definitely give her a sweat and credit, yeah?
43:15What can I give too much away, like, in case you walk to me off next?
43:19No, no, honestly, no, like, splits.
43:22Don't stop being noble, I'll get it.
43:24I've got me family allowance today, it's all right.
43:36What do you like to see each other again?
43:39Yeah, definitely.
43:40Oh, well, definitely, okay.
43:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:45Let's just make herself nice.
43:46Really friendly, really nice, and she ain't too bad on the iris.
43:52I'll be gentle, but I'll get the door going.
43:54Definitely a bit of me.
43:55Oh, bloody hell.
43:57Definitely, yeah.
43:58I've always said, if someone can make me laugh, then...
44:00That's an ugly fuck out of me.
44:03You can't have that, an ugly man.
44:05What if he makes us laugh?
44:07Nice.
44:08Nice.
44:12Maybe your one-liners are good.
44:15Thank you.
44:15Jokes are good.
44:17That's it, don't you keep laughing.
44:33How are you, oh, no, how are you, Mrs. Syriac?
44:36I'm good, thank you.
44:38Lovely to see you.
44:39Lovely to see you too.
44:43I bet that's a successful first day.
44:45I would say yes.
44:47Yeah, agreed.
44:54I'm so glad that you provide my mind.
45:02Guys, we got you a little wedding here.
45:09We got you a little wedding here.
45:10Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
45:12This is brilliant.
45:14Wow.
45:15And we have a sign to the back as well, so you've got your little wedding here.
45:19Oh, brilliant.
45:24Jero, you have a wonderful, wonderful voice.
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