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Below Deck Down Under S04E13
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00:05Previously on Below Deck Down Under.
00:07Jump off the marina, butt naked, gets $1,000.
00:11He doesn't deserve it.
00:13Daisy, do you want to say something?
00:15I've been pretty upset this trip.
00:16Quite a lot of selfish behavior.
00:18I'm really feeling some tension in the crew.
00:20This is a great opportunity for the crew to have a day off.
00:24This afternoon, you're going to go to a villa.
00:29I want you to really bond and hopefully just reset
00:32and we can get through the rest of the season.
00:34Joe said to me he wasn't into Ellie.
00:36Really?
00:37Did you just say to me?
00:37Say exactly what you said.
00:39You said to me I'm not into Ellie?
00:40Like, I've cut things off of her?
00:41Oh, my God.
00:42We're co-workers.
00:44That's it.
00:44I don't want the friendship.
00:45Enjoy the cake.
00:46I put in a lot of effort.
00:47We can depend on each other.
00:48I don't want to have this conversation.
00:50Mike.
00:51I know what I'm doing.
00:52The two of you sort this shit together.
00:53I am done with this.
00:55I am done.
00:57Mike and Alicia, my f***ing went off.
01:00Don't engage.
01:01We're here to work.
01:02You're not able to do that?
01:03Buy another job.
01:04Nice stupid little pea brain sits there and goes,
01:06what would it be like if I married Jenna?
01:09I don't want to take it too fast.
01:10Eddie is the safe bet.
01:12He's the type of man you bring home to mom.
01:14I'd take you to the zoo as well.
01:15You like the zoo?
01:16Yeah.
01:16How are you and Eddie doing it?
01:18Well, whatever.
01:19It's definitely not a person I would normally be with.
01:22Any time you want to come to the master cabin, I know.
01:26No.
01:54So, the Eddie thing?
01:57Like, are you okay?
02:00I'm listening.
02:02Yes, I guess.
02:04I don't know what we need.
02:07Are you slightly overwhelmed with this?
02:09No, not at all.
02:11Yeah, okay.
02:55What is going on here?
03:03Yep.
03:05Look at that mess.
03:06I told them to be up at 7pm.
03:08We've got a tight turnaround and the boat looks like sh**.
03:11There should be no reason a crew member should be going to sleep with the boat looking like this.
03:15I've had a talk with them before and they know better.
03:18I know you're all exhausted.
03:20I know we just got over the halfway mark and you all have to start thinking of the bigger picture.
03:24Think of this as the uphill climb again.
03:25I want everyone to actually get together for the final few charters for us to get home on a really
03:29good even kill.
03:30The opportunity of the villa was to come together and bond.
03:33I thought unity and teamwork would come from that.
03:36They need to get their sh** together and do the job right.
03:38Come on.
03:40That's it.
03:40I'm pissed.
03:44Eddie, we're going to get up mate.
03:46We're going to get on deck.
03:49Daisy.
03:50Morning.
03:50We're going to get up.
03:52We're going to get up.
03:53Let's go girls.
03:55On deck.
03:56Weakie weakie.
03:57Give me some old goddammit.
03:58She catches me.
04:09Yeah since what do I start at my clock?
04:11We're all starting at 7pm apparently today.
04:14Hey Bob.
04:15Are you alright?
04:16Are you alright?
04:18Yeah.
04:19Swimware.
04:20So we have up here.
04:22Five past seven.
04:24I said seven o'clock start yesterday.
04:26That means seven o'clock here.
04:28That doesn't mean turning up late and then turning on the coffee machine at five past seven.
04:32Just all over the place.
04:33The boat's a mess.
04:34Okay.
04:35You sit here and you just know that we're seven o'clock start.
04:37Captain wants to talk to you.
04:39We come here together and we get started together as a team.
04:42But if you keep going around like that, it's just going to be fail, fail, fail.
04:46Five charters ago we didn't know each other.
04:48We didn't know what the program is.
04:49Now we do know.
04:51So there's no excuse from this charter not to excel to the top.
04:54Right?
04:54Uh, take a mend the calf please.
04:58Jenna has the list.
04:59I'm going to concentrate on the laundry down here.
05:01Go team go.
05:01Go team go.
05:02I'm going to try clean the spa and the pantry and if you guys can crack on with the nose.
05:07Make it good.
05:08Sparkly clean.
05:10How are you, Batool?
05:11I'm good.
05:12How are you?
05:13This can't be a long day.
05:14If you can organise a wash bucket with everything for the stern.
05:17Are you sure?
05:19Yay, there's so much more work to do.
05:23Hey, look what I've just found.
05:25Try some of this.
05:27Do you want a little bottle?
05:28Cheers.
05:33Okay.
05:35So how's my little galley walk here?
05:37You good?
05:38Yeah, I'm great.
05:39I'm great.
05:40I went to bed this morning at five o'clock this morning.
05:44What were you doing?
05:47Bonding.
05:49I don't want to know about your bonding.
05:51What are you going to do about Eddie?
05:56Eddie's keep on saying you're mine, you're mine to me and I'm like...
06:00I literally have to...
06:01You need to speak to him.
06:04Everything is just like heightened.
06:06I don't know where all of my is.
06:10I am drawn to Ben, but I have a connection with Eddie.
06:16However, if we weren't on Katina, I don't know if Eddie and I would even gel together or even make
06:23conversation with each other.
06:25So I don't know whether to commit to that or explore a little bit and see exactly what I do
06:33want.
06:34What can I help with then?
06:35Should I take any towels and stuff down to laundry?
06:37No, thank you.
06:38Has that middle bit been done?
06:41No, no.
06:45Ben, Daisy, Joelle, meet me in the crewmist. Copy for Ben.
06:51All good, all good.
06:54I don't even want to f***ing look at him.
06:56Don't worry about that stuff.
06:59Alright guys, preference sheet meeting.
07:01Back at it again.
07:02Four to go.
07:03Let's get into it.
07:04Eight close friends and family from Phoenix, Arizona are coming to Canawan on this luxury vacation.
07:10There are four couples and all should be considered co-primaries.
07:18Since we're having Italian pasta for lunch, I bought some Italian wine.
07:24It's in this fridge, yep.
07:25But wait, which one?
07:27It's the one that's from Italy.
07:32I've known Chanel's mom, Joanna, since I was 11.
07:36Chanel and I met playing softball.
07:38We were on a travel team, so we would travel like across North America at a young age.
07:42A lot of our relationship.
07:44Travel, eating, checking new spots out.
07:46This trip is eight of us together.
07:48Kyle, my husband.
07:50Chanel and her husband, Joe.
07:52Chanel's mom, Joanna, and her husband, Wes.
07:56Then JJ and Kelsey.
07:58JJ played with Joe on the Diamondbacks.
08:00They played baseball together and that's how they met and we're all friends.
08:04I need somebody to grate the cheese and I know nobody likes to do it, but that's part of it.
08:09Oh, grate the cheese.
08:10What are we having, by the way?
08:11Oh, lemon anchovy pasta.
08:13Amazing.
08:14My mom is celebrating her birthday this trip.
08:18I believe everybody's birthday should be celebrated big time.
08:22I love my mother.
08:24Traveling with my mother is exhausting.
08:27There is yellow napkins in there to go with it.
08:30It's in the thing marked napkins.
08:32She entertained.
08:33She loves food.
08:34She travels the world.
08:35She is like, let's do a cooking class in Thailand.
08:38She's always in the kitchen and she'll tell the chefs what they could do better and maybe what she would
08:43do better.
08:44If somebody's a chef, they have more experience, they have an education behind them, they should be better than I
08:50am.
08:50So I'm not really tolerant with mediocre food.
08:56Yeah, I'm a bit nervous for the chef.
08:59What do you think?
09:00Yeah, this is delicious.
09:00The guests would like a leopard-inspired dinner for Joanna's birthday.
09:05Following dinner, they'd like a performance from the crew for Joanna.
09:10Britt would also love a leopard-inspired cake to continue celebrating Joanna.
09:15Cool.
09:16Yeah, cool.
09:16Look, they're coming on for a short charter.
09:18Lovely.
09:19I want them to have the time in their life.
09:20We need to amp it up.
09:22Sounds great.
09:23So let's look at dishes.
09:24Let's look at playing.
09:25Let's look at service.
09:26Let's visualise how it's going to go out.
09:28You guys are dealing with a lot going on.
09:30They seem better today.
09:31That's good.
09:32You know, I want people to be here.
09:33I want them to stay.
09:34I want them to grow.
09:35I want them to push through this.
09:36But if they're not, I'll make changes.
09:39So let's help them on their way, eh?
09:41Yeah.
09:41Thank you very much.
09:48Hello, you.
09:49I saw you.
09:50Really?
09:51Trying to hide as quick as possible.
09:53So you and Jenna share a kiss.
09:57Jenna clearly fancies the pants off of me.
10:02That's about it, really, isn't it?
10:04I'm not going to be serious about this.
10:08Alicia and Mike, can I speak to you, please?
10:09I'm here.
10:10You can help me.
10:11Yeah.
10:13Yeah.
10:14Where do I begin?
10:16Infantime.
10:17I'm not happy.
10:18And I need the two of you to understand how serious this is.
10:24The two of you have an ego.
10:26And it needs to go.
10:28I just want to know specifics, like, what have I done exactly wrong?
10:32What's Alicia done exactly wrong?
10:33I'm sick of you pot-stirring.
10:35I'm sick of you complaining.
10:37You're both adults.
10:38Start asking for help in a manner that is kind and respectful.
10:44Okay.
10:44I'm here to guide you.
10:45I'm here to help you.
10:46I feel like I've been very supportive to both of you.
10:49Yeah, I agree.
10:49But now it's time for you guys to start figuring this out on your own.
10:52Yeah.
10:53I want team player.
10:54Yeah.
10:54I want respectful tones towards each other.
10:57And I want to stop with the egos.
11:00Well, the fact that me and Mike are sat here together on the jumping block.
11:04Like, he's put me in this position.
11:06And now I'm going to suffer as a consequence.
11:08Like, I have tried to work with Mike.
11:11And he doesn't want it.
11:12He doesn't want direction.
11:13He doesn't want to do it.
11:14He doesn't even want to clean.
11:15Mike does not give a flying about anyone that's not Mike.
11:19Have a good day.
11:20Will do.
11:22Thank you, guys.
11:26It's just...
11:27Yeah.
11:27Let's just not worry about it.
11:28Let's just move on from it.
11:30Right.
11:36I'm getting a coffee.
11:37Do you want one?
11:38Yeah, I want one.
11:39Ice coffee?
11:40Yeah.
11:42Ready to take on this new charter.
11:45Right.
11:46Unfortunately, we are cake-less.
11:48A shame that we had to give it to the ingrate.
11:51Yes.
11:52Jow.
11:54He took the cake.
11:55And then he was like, yeah, cake's great.
11:57By the way, I want nothing to do with it.
11:59Yeah, what a bastard.
12:03Oh, my God.
12:05Oh, sex.
12:07Just some deck remaining and the windows.
12:14Ben, do you have a second to talk?
12:17Me?
12:18Yeah.
12:18For you?
12:19Yeah.
12:19It's just a brief chat.
12:21Oh, really?
12:23You're not going to like what I'm going to say.
12:25Oh, great.
12:26There's a few things that I need from you to make service go smoother.
12:30What?
12:31Do you think in the morning you could try and take, like, time just to, like,
12:37because I think it would help you to menu plan your day.
12:41Yeah?
12:42Because I know chefs think on the fly and I feel like you do that a lot,
12:45but I think it would help not have you so, like, last minute.
12:50That's not that easy for a chef because it's like when that happens,
12:54the menu changes and it screws me, trust me.
12:58Because there's enough time to be like, oh, no, can he not make this or whatever?
13:02You know, I'd rather just be isolated in the kitchen doing what I want
13:05or doing what I think I want.
13:07After last charter, honestly, I am so embarrassed.
13:11I cannot be the only person on this boat having nightmares about soapy eggs.
13:16Does your egg taste weird?
13:18My eggs taste like dish soap.
13:20What did you guys put in the eggs?
13:22They put soap in the guests' eggs.
13:26What the hell?
13:27They need to get some serious organization in there and quick.
13:30What about trying today, having your lunch and your dinner idea?
13:36Yeah.
13:37Going up to just the primary.
13:40That's the way I would do it.
13:41It's just so tough because they get on the boat and they want snacks immediately.
13:44I know, I know.
13:45I think we're doing well, but, like, keep the communication going.
13:50Yeah.
13:51Okay, cool.
13:52All right, okay.
13:52Thanks, Ben.
13:53Yeah, no worries. Thanks a lot.
13:55Good morning. Nice to see you.
13:57You too.
13:57How's it going?
13:59Whatever.
14:00Jenna, Jenna, Alicia, all the cabins have been done.
14:05Has this been done?
14:07I've bleached it.
14:08Well, you need to do more than bleach it.
14:10You need to clean it.
14:11What have I got to do?
14:12What?
14:13All crew, all crew, we are one hour away from guest arrival.
14:17And this, you need, like...
14:18What is that?
14:19You need, like...
14:19It's s***.
14:23Um...
14:23Do you have a minute?
14:24Yeah, yeah.
14:24What do you need a hand with?
14:25No, I don't even have anything.
14:27I just want to chat.
14:28Why am I nervous right now?
14:30Don't be nervous.
14:32Don't be nervous.
14:33No.
14:35Um...
14:36Obviously, I had time to think about a lot of things.
14:39And I really respect you, and I really enjoy accompanying you.
14:44And I don't want to, like, lead you on to say that it's going to be something afterwards,
14:50because I just don't see it happening.
15:02I don't want to lead you on to say that it's going to be something afterwards, because I just don't
15:09see it happening.
15:12Oh, so you don't think that we could try after this or anything like that?
15:16How would it work?
15:18In two different continents.
15:20Like, we both work on yards.
15:21So I don't want someone to get hurt really badly at the end of this.
15:27I personally don't think it's getting hurt badly.
15:30If you like someone, you make it work.
15:33You just, you make the effort.
15:35We have two completely different lifestyles.
15:38I just don't see our lives merging.
15:40It just feels it's gone from one, flipped from one coin to the other.
15:44You've just cuddled with me this morning.
15:46We've had our bodies against each other and kissing and everything, and that intimacy.
15:51And then you've just gone, ah, actually, full 180, I don't want to do this.
15:55Like, that's just baffling.
16:00Right, well, I need to just have a bit of time to think on what you've said, if that's right.
16:04Right, you just dump that on me now.
16:06I'm sorry, I'm not...
16:07Right for the charter.
16:12Boom!
16:14Beautiful.
16:17Okay, I'll give you a space.
16:19Yeah, please.
16:23Attention all crew, this is a 30 minute heads up until guests arrivals.
16:27Okay, let's go, let's get changed into our white.
16:30Come on.
16:33Ah!
16:35Hmm.
16:41She just cut it off for me.
16:43**** off.
16:44Why?
16:45She's like, I don't see what can happen after I've got a too luxurious lifestyle which she can't afford.
16:52Is that what Jo said?
16:53We have two completely different lifestyles.
16:56I just don't see our lives merging.
16:59I quite like her a lot, so it's a bit of s*** to hear that.
17:01And it's just like, right, well, cheers for doing that just before the charter.
17:04Yeah, no, I'm sorry about that as well.
17:06Nah, it's all good, mate. Thanks for that.
17:08Oh, yeah.
17:09I've got you back for me, you know that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:12I just broke it off with Eddie.
17:14He'll feel sad now, which it sucks.
17:17Like, I'm always the one who's broken up with him.
17:19But I think you're definitely doing the right thing.
17:22I had to break up with someone so early on.
17:25You know what I mean?
17:28All right, team, let's go. Let's get out in the dark.
17:31Yeah.
17:33Positive, positive mental attitude.
17:35You're welcome.
17:36What's up, buddy?
17:37It's not that I forgot it.
17:46There's your boat, bro.
17:47Do they sell sweatshirts for the Sandy Lane?
17:49We want Sandy Lane merch.
17:53Hello, how are you?
17:54Britt, nice to meet you.
17:55Hi, Britt, I'm Daisy. Nice to meet you.
17:57Hi, Jenna. Lovely to meet you.
17:59Welcome aboard.
18:00Is it your boat, Dave?
18:01It's live in the back.
18:03Yeah.
18:03Welcome, you're so sick.
18:04Here it is.
18:08Welcome, everyone.
18:08Welcome to Katina.
18:09Can anybody bring the sun?
18:13It's a blessing in disguise to keep the heat out a bit, but it's only going to be an hour
18:16to the anchorage.
18:17We'll get everything in the water and we'll get wet anyway.
18:19So, Daisy, we'll show you around.
18:20Four hours and this group will have to turn upside down.
18:24If you want to follow me, I'll give you a tour of the boat.
18:27In here, we have the main saloon.
18:28Get your flues on, get lucky, Jenna, and we'll get out of here, girl.
18:30So, these two cabins are the two primaries.
18:33Unbelievable.
18:34Oh, yeah, these are so nice.
18:35Where do we put Joanna?
18:36That's really the question.
18:37This is the rollers for the slide.
18:39Oh, I'm not doing anything at the label.
18:40Oh, 100%, I'm doing this.
18:41I'm not doing...
18:42I'm zero, zero.
18:42I am doing this all your day, every day.
18:44Zero.
18:45All right, let's get a mixing bowl.
18:49In a good mood today.
18:58You okay?
19:00Not really, no.
19:03What a dumb question.
19:04Are you okay?
19:06Okay.
19:06All luggage on board.
19:08We're changing into blues, getting to our stations now.
19:10Hey, I ordered a tequila on the rocks with a splash of lime for...
19:13Yeah, tequila on the rocks with a splash of lime.
19:15Okay, you can take all lines off.
19:17Copy, taking two off.
19:18Concentrate on putting this where it needs to go.
19:21What's this for?
19:22This is for the toe line, because that's the next move.
19:25Hey, toe line.
19:28He wants a tequila on the rocks with a dash of lime.
19:31Perfect.
19:32I'm just going to get into my blues.
19:33All lines are in.
19:36We're moving.
19:37We're moving.
19:38All quarter is opening.
19:41It's a swing.
19:43Release the tenders now.
19:45Yeah.
19:46Both tenders at toe now.
19:50We're going an hour.
19:51We're going to anchor, and then they're going to put out all the water stuff.
19:54So we're going down that slide.
19:56Ellie is going to turn into a buzzing machine.
19:59Yeah, I'm ready.
20:00And forget all of her woes.
20:02Okay.
20:02Right, love?
20:03Oh, sorry.
20:05I owe you one.
20:06Yes, yes, yes.
20:07Yes, yes, yes.
20:08Ellie.
20:09Elena.
20:10Yep.
20:10Elena, get your laughing gear around this.
20:13There seems to be a difference in Ben this morning.
20:15It's just his energy.
20:16He's being very goofy.
20:18It's weird.
20:18Like, where is this coming from?
20:20Is there a spoon in there?
20:21I'll take this one.
20:21There's the spoon, yeah?
20:23Don't swallow the spoon.
20:24Never mind me your name.
20:25I'm Jenna.
20:26What is the what?
20:26Her name is Jenna.
20:28She's really bad with J names, because Joanna sucks with names that serve J.
20:32It's very difficult for her.
20:33Are you family, or are you just friends?
20:35Well, sometimes, sometimes.
20:36Family's an insult, so I'll say family, but actually it's mostly friends.
20:39You guys seem like a fun group.
20:41I love it.
20:42Okay, drop, drop, drop.
20:46We're bringing the tenders to a short toe.
20:48All is clear in the art.
20:49Long stay now.
20:50Gotta lock that up.
20:53Copy.
20:55Deck team, let's get the slide out.
20:57Copy on my way.
20:58Oh, it's a beautiful day for Katina to sail away.
21:04Have you been down the slide?
21:05Oh, no, I haven't.
21:06Okay, that's not good.
21:08You're not making me feel better.
21:09Have you gone down the slide?
21:11I haven't done the slide.
21:12No, so no one here has gone down the slide that is working here.
21:16Kat, so have you gone down the slide?
21:18I'm going to go down the slide again, yeah.
21:19You're going to go now?
21:20Yeah.
21:20Oh, okay, good.
21:21You go down the slide.
21:22I'm going home on a plane.
21:24Okay, Ben.
21:24Yeah.
21:25Sorry, are you doing the birthday cake tonight?
21:28The vanilla essence with ice cream?
21:30I did a chocolate.
21:31Okay.
21:32Have you checked that with the primary?
21:34I've already made the cake, so yeah.
21:37You know?
21:38I had to get it out of the way in the morning.
21:39I know, but do you not think it would have been wise to say pull the primary?
21:42I think it would have been a shocking idea, and we've been through this before.
21:45Sorry, honey.
21:46You've just, that's the one thing I'm going to combat you on.
21:48Cakes are very specific, and I think they're going to absolutely love it.
21:51But do you not want me to go up and say, hey, Ben has made a chocolate mousse cake,
21:56instead of just giving it to them?
21:57Nope.
21:58Because they're going to come up with something else, then.
21:59Nope.
22:00No, I say Ben has made a chocolate mousse cake, just to let you know.
22:03And she goes, okay, thank you so much for letting me know so I don't get a weird surprise.
22:06I will go up with the cake, and I will explain it to them when it's in front of me.
22:10Okay, I think that's weird, but whatever.
22:12Thanks, Daisy.
22:13You're right?
22:14100%, yeah.
22:15No, it's not 100%.
22:16It's 100% the wrong decision, but whatever.
22:19Yeah, you're right.
22:21I think it's 110.
22:22Why are you asking a galley hand?
22:24Daisy, seriously, you're just opening up an avenue.
22:27You've said no, it's fine, but I do think it's the wrong decision, but I'll follow your decision.
22:32It's a power trip.
22:33He wants to think that he's in charge over the guests, over the crew, but this is not Ben's trip.
22:40This is the guest trip.
22:42And then little Miss Ellie, with her head stuck up Ben's ass, goes, oh, you're so right, Ben.
22:47I feel like I'm going crazy.
22:50Just give the people what they want.
22:52Nowhere on those pepperoni sheets does it say we don't like chocolate, we don't like cheesecake.
22:56Oh, really, really me off.
22:59All right, can you give me carte blanche?
23:01I have carte blanche.
23:02I'm on board with you, Dad.
23:11Oh, my God.
23:12Oh, my freaking God.
23:14So he threw some soap on.
23:16You can see it.
23:16Oh, my God.
23:17And they're going.
23:19What?
23:20They pushed him.
23:20Oh, my God.
23:23That's crazy.
23:25Oh, boy.
23:27Sorry, man.
23:28I couldn't help it.
23:30She wanted a vanilla essence cake, right?
23:33Yeah.
23:35Daisy's got me freaked out now.
23:37I think it's delicious, and they're going to be happy.
23:39It's going to be insane.
23:42Daisy's one of those people that thinks all chefs are superheroes.
23:45It's the how to piss off the galley department playbook.
23:49Mm-hmm.
23:50Mm-hmm.
23:51It.
23:52Let's just make another Kate.
23:53I have tremendous trust issues with Chief Stews.
23:56Kate wasn't a great communicator.
23:59I was completely in the dark.
24:01You saw me getting stressed earlier because I didn't know what was going on.
24:04Three hours later, I still didn't know what was going on.
24:07All I've got is time.
24:08All I've got on this boat is a bunch of time on this boat.
24:11Are they liking?
24:13I don't hover over them while they take their first bite, but I'll keep you posted.
24:16But with Daisy, it's very clear.
24:19It's obviously too clear.
24:21Start firing up the second course once this goes because they're going to eat this really
24:25quick.
24:26I'm here to put the pressure on.
24:27Yeah, well, stop doing that.
24:29But that's my job.
24:30A little bit.
24:31A little bit of pressure's nice, but a lot of pressure's not nice.
24:35I feel like sometimes she's working against me.
24:37Doing two cakes in one morning is pretty good, by the way.
24:45All right, we'll do that.
24:47Nice!
24:48It's finally time for duck.
24:50I've been waiting for this moment.
24:51Yeah, I love it.
24:57It's a new concoction.
24:58And would you like some crazy chocolate over the top?
25:00Oh my gosh, you're so bougie.
25:02Oh, look at this.
25:05If you wanted to go and speak to them, now is probably a good time.
25:09Um, I'm busy.
25:11I'm good.
25:12Whatever.
25:12Yeah, let's go on.
25:14No problem.
25:17Here's candles.
25:18You want candles?
25:19Hey, you.
25:20Hi.
25:20You want candles?
25:22I'll take anything.
25:24You'll take anything?
25:25Yeah.
25:25Whatever you get.
25:26Yeah.
25:29All right, come on in.
25:30You're just pissing around.
25:35So what's the theme?
25:36Lipid prats.
25:38Hey.
25:39I love this.
25:40I love the lip print.
25:41It looks so cool.
25:42Whose birthday is it?
25:43Joanna's.
25:45Maybe you and Mike do a dance.
25:47Brilliant.
25:51See you in a little bit.
25:53BRB.
25:57I want to just go over the knives and forks.
26:00Like, I want the chairs, like, perfect.
26:03Putlery needs to be super, super straight.
26:06Perfect.
26:07How are you guys doing?
26:08Look at us.
26:09Yeah.
26:09I have a question for you.
26:10Yeah, of course.
26:11For dinner.
26:12Is it Italian or it's not Italian?
26:13Let me check.
26:14Ben, Ben, can you come to the main salon?
26:16Guests want to talk to you about dinner.
26:18Copy.
26:20Shirt open or shirt closed?
26:21Shirt.
26:22Open.
26:23Open.
26:23You hungry?
26:24Hey, guys.
26:25How are we?
26:26What do we got tonight?
26:27Crispy dot spring roll.
26:28Ooh.
26:29Yep.
26:29I was going to do some wahoo.
26:31What is that?
26:32It's a fish.
26:34Wahoo.
26:35Which you're not that excited about, are you?
26:37No.
26:38That's cute.
26:39That's cute.
26:39Let's do it.
26:40You're cute.
26:40We all like pasta.
26:41Yeah, of course.
26:42I love it.
26:42And I married an Italian, so, you know.
26:44Yeah.
26:45I love an Italian.
26:46Yeah, yeah, of course.
26:47With lemon and anchovy and garlic.
26:49That's one of Chanel and I's favorite.
26:51Yeah, yeah, I got you.
26:52Very rarely does a guest come in with last minute pasta dish requests ten minutes before dinner.
26:59Ben should have checked in with them before dinner like I told him to.
27:02Told you so.
27:03No, I don't think Daisy's right in any shape or form.
27:08F***, man.
27:09These guys are kind of full on.
27:11I'm f***ing starving.
27:12I'm doing good on the stairs.
27:14Probably got 27 times up and down.
27:16Look at it.
27:17Oh, it looks so good.
27:18So cute.
27:19Golly, golly, the guests have moved up to this long back.
27:21All right.
27:22Brilliant.
27:23Alicia, Alicia, you can go and start on cobbins that are free.
27:27Housekeeping.
27:28I love leopard.
27:30I just...
27:30Oh, do you?
27:31Yeah.
27:32Do we have cans of anchovies?
27:34I'm freaking out now.
27:34Yes, we do have.
27:35Are you sure?
27:36Yes.
27:37Would you like some mosaic?
27:38Sure, sure, sure.
27:39Gally, gally.
27:41We have all gaffed at the table.
27:42It smells and hope.
27:43Don't push it too hard.
27:45Yeah, yeah, that's perfect.
27:46Well done.
27:48Perfect.
27:53Where's my dinner?
27:54Wahoo.
27:55What's wahoo?
27:56It's a fish.
27:58Crispy duck spring roll, sweet chili slaw.
28:01Oh, here's food.
28:02Good.
28:02Here we go.
28:03Crispy duck spring roll with a sweet chili slaw.
28:06It's really good.
28:07The water's boiling for the pasta.
28:09Should it go in?
28:09All right, cool.
28:10Yeah.
28:11That was delicious.
28:12It was so good.
28:13Gally, we are hearing.
28:15Roger.
28:16Delicious.
28:17I've got to cook the fish.
28:19And then we're going to cook the pasta.
28:22Three.
28:24F***ing hell, ma'am.
28:27How are you doing, guys?
28:28Hi.
28:29You look like we're in riding.
28:30How did they love pasta?
28:32It's a bit odd.
28:34All right, here we go.
28:35Ladies, service, please.
28:37Potato leonais.
28:39Sauteed wahoo, please.
28:41Ben's alive.
28:42He's awake.
28:43Jenna's gone to get the pasta for you now.
28:44Beautiful.
28:45Oh, s***.
28:47Where's the colander?
28:49F***.
28:50They're over there on the shelf.
28:52The potatoes are delicious.
28:54I'm going to f*** it up.
28:56I am starving.
28:57Who's getting hangry?
28:58Well, all of us.
29:00Yeah.
29:01We didn't set a timer for the pasta.
29:04Is it kind of good?
29:04It's like nearly okay.
29:07Should we boil more?
29:09It's just going to f*** us.
29:11It has the fish and it's overcooked.
29:13Oh, wow.
29:15Brick came out fading.
29:16So many f***ing directions.
29:17So many f***ing people around.
29:19Mine's not overcooked.
29:20Really?
29:21F***, man.
29:22F***, f***.
29:24No, Britt, it is tough and it's right.
29:27It's like a protein source.
29:2811 minutes, so he's not set it for 8 minutes or 9 minutes.
29:32No, it's like prison fish.
29:34Losing it.
29:35It's terrible.
29:45All right, set a timer, please.
29:478 minutes.
29:48Okay, I'm done.
29:48Very important.
29:49It has the fish and it's overcooked.
29:52I love how you guys all talk s*** back.
29:54Oh, no.
29:54If he asked, I would tell him.
29:56He never asks.
29:57We're just starving.
30:00F*** you.
30:00We ready to clear?
30:02Coffee for Gally.
30:03I got underfed.
30:05Well, thank God we added the pasta, right?
30:06Thank God, or I would have wasted away.
30:08The problem is with Ben is he's f***ing slow as the molasses.
30:13Like some kind of f***ing vendetta against your chefs or something.
30:17I'm going to get one of the boys to weigh this when they're doing the...
30:20They would love that.
30:22Two minutes.
30:23Yep.
30:23Ready?
30:24Same routine as last time, but at the start, we're going to go...
30:27Duh, duh.
30:29Duh, duh.
30:30Duh.
30:32We're going to go...
30:33One, two, three.
30:37Here we go.
30:39Is Ben awake?
30:42They'll be happy with this pasta, though.
30:44They'll be very happy with it.
30:46I love it.
30:48I think it fits so.
30:52I didn't want to end things at all with Jenna.
30:54She did, but definitely there's still something there.
30:57So do I still feel like I've got a chance?
31:00Yeah.
31:02Yeah.
31:04Okay, I'm ready.
31:06Let's go.
31:07Here's our family style.
31:09Pasta.
31:09Yes.
31:10Prende la pasta.
31:11That's just good.
31:12Mmm.
31:13You didn't overcook it.
31:14Thank the Lord.
31:15This has got really good flavor.
31:16Mmm.
31:17Mmm.
31:17I don't feel like I need to do much more to this.
31:21Right, you ready?
31:22A little high-esprit and top-womb.
31:26Yeah, thank you very much.
31:28Gally, gally.
31:29That's the table cleared.
31:32What is this?
31:33Thanks?
31:34Yeah.
31:35You like it?
31:38Wow.
31:40What?
31:41So good.
31:42You think so?
31:47I think we're ready for all the crew on the main saloon.
31:50When you guys are ready, we can have dessert downstairs.
31:53Yes.
31:53Oh.
31:54We can?
31:55The guests are on their way down.
32:01Oh, look at these guys are in robes.
32:03Welcome, welcome.
32:04Where are you guys on my birthday?
32:06Oh.
32:07That's so good.
32:08Fantastic.
32:09I don't know.
32:10I have a feeling you're a little bit more aggressive than he is.
32:13Are you ready for it?
32:14Oh, I'm ready.
32:15I was born ready, honey.
32:18Oh, I'm ready.
32:19I'm the one that watches you.
32:22Woo!
32:22Here we go.
32:24I can't f***ing look.
32:25Chanel, this is your mom.
32:26Do you like to sit like that, Joanne?
32:28Well, I don't have any underwear on.
32:29But...
32:30I'm like a rugged buddy, cheeky like a princess.
32:32But they know I'm the queen, bow down witness.
32:35Stepping out, stepping out, my pretty ocean.
32:38I have had a very long day.
32:41I mean, I've been up since the crack of dawn, scrubbing toilets.
32:46That's my wife.
32:47Not tonight.
32:50And to me, this is what I do best.
32:53Round of applause for Joanne.
32:55No, my least.
32:57I'm back in my natural habitat.
33:00Cheers.
33:01Yeah, Joanne.
33:02Well done.
33:02Happy birthday, Joanne.
33:03Happy birthday, Joanne.
33:04Happy birthday, Joanne.
33:05Joanne's birthday.
33:06No, is it a leopard?
33:07Yeah, from Egypt.
33:09That is something.
33:10Magic Mike and friends, thank you.
33:13Oh, God.
33:14Can you spit less?
33:16Yay!
33:18Well done, bud.
33:19Yeah.
33:20That will get us the tip.
33:22It's icing on the cake.
33:25Oh, that looks good.
33:27White cake, right on.
33:29You want to try it on cake?
33:31I might try it a little bit.
33:32Yeah, try it.
33:33Is it good?
33:33I don't love cake, and this is really good.
33:35This is awesome.
33:37Good night.
33:38Appreciate you guys.
33:39Of course.
33:40Good night.
33:41You made a new cake.
33:43You're welcome, Ben.
33:49Good morning.
33:50Oh.
33:52Ben woke up this morning.
33:54F***ing drop.
33:56What the time?
33:57Good.
33:58Sharing a room with him is absolute.
34:01I was just saying it's good that she has Ben to, like, vent, too,
34:04but that's probably a bit awkward for Ben.
34:07You share a room with her.
34:08It's going to be really awkward when you're cuddling.
34:09Whatever.
34:12I've been waiting to pursue things with Daisy
34:14because I didn't want to hurt Ellie more than I had already.
34:18Now that it's over,
34:19I can't help myself from being drawn towards her.
34:22I thought at this point,
34:23Joao would have come to me and said,
34:25I like you, or whatever.
34:27But he is not making a move,
34:30so very confusing.
34:31It's disgusting.
34:33It's slow life behavior.
34:35Okay.
34:35I know, I know.
34:36It's all right.
34:37Aesthetic manipulative trash can.
34:41Are you up here to help me?
34:43I haven't been asked to.
34:44I just thought I would.
34:45Oh, thank you.
34:47Here we go.
34:48All right, concentrate on those eggs, please.
34:49I'm concentrating.
34:51Ready to go?
34:52Yeah, ma'am.
34:53Do you want to hear some peanut butter for you?
34:56Now could you take those and turn them into cookies?
34:59Oh.
35:00Let me go and see what we can do.
35:02Can we get this up there, please?
35:04While they're warm, please.
35:05Is that it for breakfast, sir?
35:07I hope so.
35:08I want to go out in the water again.
35:10It's, like, looking pretty nice.
35:11I'll be going swimming.
35:13Okay, I'll see you all down there by the water.
35:16Mike and Alicia, you can get started in cabins.
35:19Do I have five minutes for some cereal?
35:21Of course, yeah.
35:22Take a chill.
35:23Yeah, no, now's your time.
35:24Now's our time to just relax for, like, 15 minutes.
35:27Good.
35:29Oh, no way.
35:30Should have front flip as well.
35:31Ben, sorry to mention this.
35:33I think they really want homemade cookies.
35:36I don't know if that's something that gets doable.
35:38Oh.
35:39This thing is pretty cool.
35:42It's remarkable.
35:43You mentioned, let's take a 30-minute break,
35:45and then one minute later, Daisy comes.
35:47And by the way, they want homemade cookies.
35:49Like, okay.
35:50No, I...
35:51Nearly there, mate.
35:52Nearly there.
35:53Did the guests ask for the cookies, or is this your idea?
35:56I don't even think they can.
35:58Chartered guests, although I love them,
36:01they're sort of the enemy,
36:02because we're trying to please them,
36:03and they're quite often trying to make our lives difficult.
36:05But it seems like Daisy's kind of joining in their fun.
36:10Yep.
36:11I didn't actually use a recipe for this,
36:13so wish me luck.
36:15Thank you for your help this charter.
36:18Nice.
36:19It's been my pleasure.
36:20We just have to last chartered scrobble.
36:22It's just nice to know that we have each other's back.
36:25I don't know how I got that far, like.
36:26I knew you were going to have some sort of a puzzle.
36:29Right, go on, Mendova.
36:31When do they want the cookies?
36:32After lunch, or what?
36:33I haven't told you you're making them.
36:35I've just heard comments,
36:36so I thought it was a good idea to make them.
36:37Yeah, I bet you did.
36:38Yeah, that's what I thought.
36:39Nice job.
36:43Okay.
36:47When do they want the cookies?
36:48I don't know.
36:48They haven't asked.
36:51I didn't say you have to make these cookies.
36:53I said, if it was possible, it's a good suggestion.
36:56I made them.
36:56Great, and I'm telling you,
36:57the guests are going to fucking love it.
36:59I do things to help you,
37:01so please don't shoo me like I'm a fucking dog.
37:03You had a little smirk on your face.
37:05A smirk on my face?
37:06Yeah, you did.
37:07Desi, I think we're done here.
37:09I made the cookies.
37:10I don't give a fuck about the fucking cookies.
37:12I made a suggestion.
37:13Take it or leave it.
37:14Zero fuck given.
37:15Don't ever shoo me again.
37:34That suggestion manifested itself into eight beautiful cookies.
37:38You should be proud of yourself there.
37:40You want to finish the season with no more suggestions?
37:43Absolutely fucking fine.
37:44Figure it out on yourself.
37:45Let's see how that goes.
37:48We just had a big fight.
37:49You can use me like a punching bag like he does everybody else,
37:52for fucking shooing me like a fucking dog.
37:55I'm annoyed as well because I feel like
37:57it's sending Ellie the wrong message.
37:59Being like, it's okay, you don't respect me.
38:01Yeah, it's not cool.
38:02She did have a smirk on her face.
38:04You saw it, right?
38:05That's what annoyed me.
38:06Do not get fucked.
38:09Dick, dick.
38:09Let's get ready to lift anchor.
38:11Copy.
38:12All right, let's do this.
38:14And Mike, we'll do a Paloma for Chanel.
38:16Two more Palomas.
38:18Let's go, you can pick it up.
38:20The anchor chain is up and down right now.
38:25Anchor in the pocket.
38:28Oh, that's so great.
38:31All right, so filet mignon and the Dijon.
38:33Filet mignon and then Dijon.
38:36Okay.
38:37Dickery, dickery.
38:38Ready to enter the marina.
38:39Hi, Ben.
38:40Hello.
38:41Should we put the Dijon on the, uh...
38:43I actually made that for the steak.
38:45Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
38:46Oh, my God, this is so good.
38:47This is perfect.
38:49Unbelievable.
38:50Oh.
38:51Thank you, Ben.
38:52Appreciate you.
38:53I made some fresh cookies for you guys.
38:54Did you make cookies?
38:55Yeah.
38:56No.
38:57You did?
38:58Yeah, I did.
38:59I'm very happy he made us cookies.
39:01I think they came out pretty well, actually.
39:03He made us cookies.
39:04Homemade.
39:05The steak is outstanding.
39:07That's a redeeming steak.
39:09Okay, off take.
39:09Are we ready to go in?
39:10Off take is clear.
39:12You can proceed.
39:13I mean, you guys need to stand up and look at this.
39:15Like, this is absolutely incredible.
39:16High five!
39:18Well done.
39:19Here we have homemade chocolate chip cookies, and this is, like, an icing dip.
39:23Ben, like, he's killing it in the last part, though.
39:26Like, you know, he's bringing it in the end.
39:30Told as hell.
39:33Did you just get me wrong?
39:34Oh, I'm sorry for getting your f***ing brainy points to help you on your f***ing redemption.
39:39I didn't give no one credit.
39:41Oh, these are good.
39:42Mm, a chewy.
39:43I'm going to go and get into my white suit.
39:45These cookies are amazing.
39:46Here to switch.
39:47We have 15 meters from the starboard dock.
39:50Could you imagine trying to back this thing up?
39:52Like, I don't like to back into parking spots in my car.
39:54Sitting in my forward-leading spring now.
39:58Tighten all lines, guys.
40:00Both bow lines are on.
40:03Okay, I've got four lines on.
40:04Thank you very much, guys.
40:05Well done.
40:06That was great.
40:06Shutting down.
40:09Okay, I'm going to go pack it up.
40:12I'm not ready to leave.
40:13I know.
40:14I don't want to leave either.
40:15You gave them all five.
40:16I gave them all five.
40:17It was actually an unbelievable experience.
40:21And Daisy aren't doing too well, did I?
40:24Apparently, she's offended.
40:28You offending someone?
40:29I don't believe you.
40:30It wasn't that.
40:30I mean, f***ing hell.
40:32Why don't you go for an adult dinner tonight?
40:34You, me, and Daisy, baby.
40:36You can settle it over at dinner.
40:37Why not?
40:38We'd have a little H.O.D. dinner.
40:41All right, well, I'd rather like that.
40:43Where's that big box?
40:45We've got to go, we've got to go, we've got to go.
40:48Ew.
40:49It's jamming in there.
40:51Okay, in line, guys.
40:54Thank you, my darling.
40:55It was fantastic.
40:56Thank you so much.
40:57Thank you so much.
40:58I'm going to miss you.
41:00Better late than never been.
41:02Thank you very much.
41:03Thank you very much.
41:05Thank you so much for all your hard work.
41:07I'll give this over to you.
41:09That's what I say.
41:10Thank you, guys.
41:10It was just the best.
41:12Good for you, guys.
41:13Cheers.
41:14See you soon.
41:15Bye.
41:18All right, everyone.
41:19Let's clean this place up.
41:21Blues.
41:22I mean, it's pretty good shape.
41:23Our stuff is done.
41:25No, it was a really good trial.
41:26That one of them was cool as s***.
41:28A speech to Ben about potentially us three going out for a dinner.
41:31Oh, yeah.
41:32He said that he had had his first argument with you.
41:35He was really rude.
41:36Really rude.
41:36Like, looks me up and down and, like, shoes me out of the galley.
41:40I was like, no.
41:40At the end of the day, it's just...
41:42Hello, Mikey.
41:43We do it.
41:44You're having an HOD meeting without me.
41:46He's trying to persuade me to come to dinner as a HOD.
41:49We're older and we're HOD, so s***, I'm into it.
41:53Whatever you kids decide, I'll do it.
41:54What's happening?
41:55We might be going out for dinner first as a HOD.
41:59Okay.
41:59But we're going to meet you after for a drink.
42:00Perfect.
42:03It's f***ing hot.
42:05It's head of department, Melia.
42:07You're a Dex Jew, right?
42:09Yeah.
42:09What are you thinking about it?
42:10You're the head of the Dex Jew department.
42:12I'm the only Dex Jew.
42:13That means I'm the head of the Dex Jew department.
42:16You're right.
42:16So you're allowed to come for dinner, mate.
42:19Daisy's going to love it.
42:20You're an HOD, mate.
42:21This could go down in history.
42:23Hmm.
42:25It's lit.
42:31Alicia.
42:33Attention all crew.
42:34Please be ready in the main salon immediately for a tip meeting.
42:39Copy for Dex.
42:40We're finished working now.
42:41Yeah, I'm just sitting at work.
42:43Are we...
42:46All right, what do we got?
42:48Where's Ben?
42:49Has anyone seen him?
42:50No.
42:51What could have been better?
42:52The food.
42:53Oof.
42:54Area of improvement.
42:55Food.
42:55Oof.
42:57Ben.
42:58Tip meeting, buddy.
42:59Come on.
43:00No, Bobby.
43:00Come on, bud.
43:01God, it must be nice to be a guest on this boat.
43:05Ben being late to the tip meeting is a classic example of what is going on down in the galley.
43:11He doesn't respect anybody else's time.
43:13Honestly, I'm so f***ing done with it.
43:16Jason's right there.
43:18All right, here we are.
43:19Tip meeting.
43:20Let's go.
43:22That was a good one.
43:23Just sit.
43:24Dad's not here.
43:24I don't care.
43:25I don't give a f***.
43:26Oh, okay.
43:27We're here to have a tip meeting.
43:28If you haven't got the respect to be up here, it's so bad.
43:42All right, here we are.
43:43Tip meeting.
43:44Let's go.
43:47All right, guys.
44:10Ben, I need you to set a standard for everyone else as well.
44:14Across the board.
44:16The reviews say it all.
44:18There's still a lot to do with food.
44:21Going through these, then like the fish dish.
44:24It has a fish and it's overcooked.
44:26Food needed some seasoning.
44:27I love how you guys all talk s*** to hang it back.
44:29If he asked, I would tell him he never asked.
44:32What could be improved?
44:33Food.
44:34That's nice.
44:36Same thing that's coming over and over again.
44:38There's only one way to get it fixed and that's to talk about it.
44:44Communication.
44:44Meal planning.
44:45Get in front of the guests.
44:46See what they want.
44:48Everyone loved the crew.
44:49MVP is definitely Magic Mike.
44:53Come on, Mikey.
44:55The tips today were $28,000.
45:00Whoa.
45:02That's $2,100.
45:07Personally, this big tip that we got was because of me.
45:11I'm going to have to use all of my charter tips to restock on hairspray.
45:15Okay, so everyone got their money.
45:16Yes, yes, yes.
45:18Um, look, the helmet's got to go somewhere.
45:20The helmet has to go to...
45:25Ben?
45:27I had to start the tip meeting without you.
45:29I am slightly embarrassed.
45:31Yep, Jason, you're right.
45:32I'm tardy and I suck at cooking.
45:34My food I take very personally, so I probably won't be wearing this tonight,
45:39but I will take it as a beautiful gift from my illustrious captain.
45:46There you go.
45:47Cheers.
45:48Reflection starts now.
45:50All right, thanks, guys.
45:52Okay, can my team come?
45:55Um, Daisy, I do need to have a chat with you about something.
45:57Head of department, Mike, HOD.
46:00No, no.
46:01I'm the only one in my department.
46:03It doesn't matter.
46:05Let's secure the last lines.
46:06Bring the ones in from the dock.
46:08Yeah, last a little bit.
46:09I think people are worried about the power that I could potentially add.
46:11I can't hear this anymore.
46:12It's a little s***.
46:14Ben, it's furious.
46:17Oh, thank you, baby.
46:19Just bring the loop from there so I can put it on to here.
46:21Okay.
46:23Do you think Jason would be upset if I threw this in the ocean?
46:26Why the f*** did I get the helmet?
46:28You don't give department heads a f***ing helmet.
46:38Are you dressing chill tonight?
46:40Let's ask Daisy.
46:41What, are you wearing casual?
46:42I'm wearing this and I'm wearing heels.
46:43Okay.
46:44Absolutely tremendous.
46:46She's wearing like half an American flag.
46:48It's like Memorial Day.
46:51Will Daisy be happy that I have memorialised her outfit?
46:55I've got a red shirt.
46:56Yeah.
46:57Oh, I think.
46:58I love it.
47:01What's wrong, babe?
47:02I don't know how I feel.
47:04I'm not sure.
47:04I felt kind of dizzy.
47:07I don't feel like too good.
47:09Yeah, it's okay.
47:10Come on, man.
47:11Don't be shy.
47:11Let's go.
47:12Everyone ready for it?
47:13Are you going out on the HODs?
47:14Yeah.
47:14What the f*** do you have?
47:15Don't really want to distance myself from the crew.
47:18All right, so I've decided to stay with you guys.
47:20I think that's what a good HOD should do, really.
47:23Yeah, 100%.
47:23Whatever.
47:24Oh, wow.
47:26Oh, wow.
47:28Oh, my gosh.
47:30I can't.
47:32Wowee.
47:33Right, shall we?
47:35Guys, we'll see you later.
47:37Bye.
47:37Don't have on.
47:39Appreciate that, man.
47:40Thank you very much.
47:41I didn't realise this place is so nice.
47:43Guys, I think this is like such a nice time for us to bond.
47:47Going to the sun.
47:48Come back, baby, come on.
47:50To Daisy.
47:51He's just us getting this far.
47:53And to Daisy.
47:54Yes.
47:55And to getting this far.
47:57And to finishing the battle.
47:59Yes.
47:59We are going to finish the battle.
48:01Is there pride?
48:04Am I getting my apology?
48:09I don't know what that is.
48:10You're going to have to go over that one.
48:11Oh, f***.
48:18Coming up.
48:19What was the most enjoyable thing about the charter?
48:21Mine was becoming head of department.
48:24Oh, my God.
48:25You think you can't move around f***ing fenders?
48:28Mike is winding me up.
48:30And this is a big F you to Daisy.
48:32As Daisy has deliberately told him to stop doing just that.
48:36Okay.
48:36Slap that smoke off your face.
48:38And it really f***ing pisses me off.
48:46Am I getting my apology?
48:50About what?
48:51F*** off.
48:52Don't f***ing do this.
48:53Listen, I...
48:54Just rip the band-aid and just say,
48:56I'm sorry, it was a dick.
48:58It's so difficult.
49:00Why?
49:00Because you're pride.
49:01Because I can't remember what happened.
49:03No, I was swatting a fly.
49:05You'll win people over.
49:06Did I do that?
49:07Yeah, and it was rude.
49:08I was swatting a fly.
49:09No, you weren't.
49:10I've just heard comments,
49:11so I thought it was a good idea to make them.
49:13Yeah, I bet you did, yeah.
49:14Okay.
49:16You use people as a punching bag,
49:19and then when you get called out for it,
49:21you use your charm to swim out of it.
49:24You did it with Ellie.
49:25You did it with Alicia.
49:26You smile.
49:27You say, I don't remember.
49:29You make every other excuse.
49:31You've got to understand.
49:32You said, oh, well,
49:32they didn't actually ask for the cookies,
49:34and you were kind of smirking,
49:35and so was Jenna.
49:37Ask Elena.
49:37She saw you smiling.
49:38Oh, I bet she f***ing did.
49:41She did.
49:41Yeah, why don't we f***ing dive into that?
49:44This whole getting Ellie to back you up,
49:47I felt like you were empowering her
49:49to almost undermine me.
49:51When you shoo me out of your galley in front of her,
49:54she also smirks.
49:55Ellie will adapt to you more than anyone else.
49:58She looks up to you.
50:00So do you say, f*** Daisy?
50:01She'll be like, yeah, f*** Daisy.
50:02I always have your back.
50:04All right.
50:05Okay, now would be a great time
50:07for me to just apologize to you.
50:10All right, I think this is a hug apology.
50:13Hug apology.
50:14I love you.
50:15I didn't mean that, all right?
50:17That means a lot.
50:19Despite everything,
50:20I actually get Daisy
50:22and I think Daisy gets me
50:24and it would be a shame to lose that.
50:26And between you and I,
50:27if Daisy feels like I owe her an apology,
50:30then I probably owe her an apology.
50:32Thank you, I'm sorry.
50:33You're the besties.
50:34That's all I took, yes.
50:36I think everybody just needs to step up a bit
50:39and follow along Mikey's standards.
50:41And there needs to be more Dexu
50:42head of department meetings.
50:45You're the HOD.
50:46You're the HOD of the only department you're in.
50:48The Dexu department.
50:49I'm so glad you're doing it.
50:52Definitely good sarcasm than bad sarcasm.
50:54Yeah, well, that's for British humour.
50:57Thank you so much.
50:58Let's get to the fun stuff.
51:00So who do you fancy?
51:02Jenna, full stop.
51:03Wow.
51:04100%.
51:05The two of you giggle like a bunch of schoolgirls
51:08around each other.
51:09Giggling Gerties, yeah, yeah.
51:09No, obviously I fancy Jenna.
51:11I think she's smart.
51:12I think she's cool.
51:13I think you guys suit more than anyone else on the boat.
51:16I'm jealous you have a vibe with someone.
51:18What about you kids, eh?
51:19It's such a bright future.
51:21Don't f*** it up.
51:23Shall we play a game?
51:24What was the most enjoyable thing about the charter?
51:26No beach sit-up.
51:30What was your hire now?
51:31Well, mine was becoming head of department.
51:33I don't know.
51:39So, yeah, this has been like my highest point of the trip.
51:41It means a lot because obviously I'm the only person in this department.
51:45If you think about the stew side of things,
51:47like if I asked Jenna to come outside and do a job on the deckhand,
51:50she couldn't do it.
51:52You think you can't move around f***ing fenders?
51:56Mike is winding me up and this is a big F you to Daisy
52:00as Daisy has deliberately told him to stop doing just that.
52:04Take that f***ing smirk off your eyes for him.
52:07I'll explode.
52:08Like, slap that smirk off your face and it really f***ing pisses me off.
52:13Who wants to go out for a cigarette with me?
52:15I don't smoke, but I can.
52:17Hey guys, we'll all go and get ready and then head over to the lagoon, yeah?
52:19Let's go!
52:22You've got such strong, good energy, honestly.
52:26It's a sad terrorist thing.
52:27It is.
52:28Yes.
52:29This one's strange, man.
52:32Tell me about it.
52:34The way he came into that TIP meeting late,
52:37it felt like we were all a bit like, what the f***, Ben?
52:40The first time that I've seen Jason go, I don't give a f***,
52:43and I know the thing with Jason is this.
52:45If he wants to lose it, he can.
52:48Who are you talking about?
52:50First time in my life I've seen Jessica.
52:52Don't give a f*** if he's not here.
52:54That, for you, should mean something.
52:57What is your problem, man?
52:59Who's the problem?
53:00Don't get defensive now, mate.
53:02Let's go, bitches.
53:03F***ers!
53:04We're not demons here.
53:05We're getting f***ed up already.
53:06You need to keep your radio on you.
53:08The point...
53:09I was trying to have a nap.
53:11The only person you disrespect me is Jason in that sense,
53:13because that's the end of the day.
53:14No, you're just disrespecting the whole team.
53:15For f***ing sakes, just everyone have a go at Ben, would you?
53:19Is there anything interesting to say?
53:21No, not at all.
53:21Or are we just going to bitch at each other for no f***ing reason?
53:24You can pick up the tab, send me the bill.
53:27Brilliant.
53:28Love this f***ing conversation.
53:30Mental.
53:32If he cannot differentiate between friendship and work,
53:35then that's his problem.
53:36That was insane.
53:37He just would not take any accountability.
53:39That's what I'm so...
53:44Next, on Below Deck Down Under.
53:46Awesome!
53:47Wow!
53:48I love this!
53:49What's going on?
53:50I care about you, and I want to see something there with her.
53:53Yeah, yeah.
53:54This is...
53:55You know what I'm in the house?
53:56She needs to learn to f***ing grow up.
53:58If you want to keep winding Eddie up and playing with his feelings,
54:01I'm going to wind you up even more.
54:03Hey, totally.
54:04You know what?
54:05F*** off.
54:06You shouldn't be here.
54:07You don't deserve to be here.
54:08You're not winding General.
54:09No, like, I'm the Dexter.
54:10I've got the head of the department.
54:11Get off the boat.
54:12Get off the boat.
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