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The Valley Season 3 Episode 5
The Valley is back, and Season 3 Episode 5 is packed with more drama and unexpected turns! Get ready to dive deep into the latest business battles and personal showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
This episode unpacks the high-stakes negotiations and strategic moves that define the cutthroat world of tech startups. Witness the intense rivalries and the constant pressure to innovate as characters navigate the complex landscape of the Silicon Valley.
Discover the personal sacrifices and difficult choices that come with chasing success. The episode explores the blurring lines between ambition and personal life, revealing the true cost of ambition in this fast-paced industry.
Prepare for a whirlwind of suspense and revelation as new alliances form and old tensions resurface. You won't want to miss a single moment of the action as loyalties are tested and futures hang in the balance.
#TheValley #Season3 #TechDrama #Business
The Valley is back, and Season 3 Episode 5 is packed with more drama and unexpected turns! Get ready to dive deep into the latest business battles and personal showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
This episode unpacks the high-stakes negotiations and strategic moves that define the cutthroat world of tech startups. Witness the intense rivalries and the constant pressure to innovate as characters navigate the complex landscape of the Silicon Valley.
Discover the personal sacrifices and difficult choices that come with chasing success. The episode explores the blurring lines between ambition and personal life, revealing the true cost of ambition in this fast-paced industry.
Prepare for a whirlwind of suspense and revelation as new alliances form and old tensions resurface. You won't want to miss a single moment of the action as loyalties are tested and futures hang in the balance.
#TheValley #Season3 #TechDrama #Business
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00:03Previously on The Valley.
00:05I'm like a you, do you like a me?
00:08My girlfriend doesn't kiss anybody,
00:09and she's like, I'm so down if you doesn't.
00:12You kiss her tonight, I will kiss somebody else another night.
00:16Oh, my God.
00:16I can't do it. I'm such a pussy.
00:18How Kristen behaved at your house was gross.
00:22Like, to walk into a party and have somebody be like,
00:24why is she here? She doesn't deserve to be here.
00:26And then, like, two seconds later, you were going.
00:27I left in tears.
00:29And I'm not gonna continue just showing up places
00:32where I'm getting yelled at.
00:34I just don't feel like you actually give a how it feels.
00:37You don't respect me or care how I feel.
00:39You either shut down and say, I'm so tired,
00:41I'm gonna go to bed.
00:42You know what, because I don't you?
00:45I've tried to talk to you numerous times.
00:46I'm not allowed to have a hard time.
00:48It's only allowed to be hard for you.
00:58Everything is alright.
01:01Everything is alright.
01:03Everything is alright.
01:06I'm all right.
01:14Can you please add up the wins?
01:24Stop.
01:25Is this my hat now, or are you ever going to pick it up?
01:27Are you trolling me?
01:29I feel personally attacked.
01:33Upgrading everything over here, out of the wins.
01:37Have you looked into any schools for him,
01:40in addition to the one we've looked at already?
01:41I don't really think he needs private, like, elementary school.
01:44We've got to figure out if we're moving,
01:47if we're having another baby.
01:49Yeah.
01:55Okay, let's go, let's go.
01:57Hi. Hello.
01:59Are you excited, Asher?
02:00You're welcome.
02:02What do we have here?
02:02Hi.
02:03We have Isabella.
02:04Hi, Isabella.
02:05And Asher.
02:06And Asher.
02:07We're going to put our shoes over here.
02:08Come here, Asher.
02:11Come on, little choo-choo train.
02:13Have you ever done a cartwheel?
02:14Girl.
02:15A cartwheel?
02:15I was in cheerleading, and all I could do was, like, a cartwheel.
02:19That's a basic one for you.
02:20Let me see.
02:21A cartwheel?
02:21Yeah.
02:23Well, probably.
02:24Oh, what is that called?
02:25Round off.
02:26Oh, round off.
02:26That's what I could do in cheerleading.
02:28Okay, so bear walk on the bars.
02:30Very nice.
02:31Isabella just started gymnastics about three months ago.
02:34It's always been my idea because I was a gymnast.
02:37I didn't have a life growing up.
02:39My life was gymnastics.
02:40So when people make fun of me not knowing things like fast food and games and pop culture,
02:46it's because I cared and only cared about gymnastics.
02:54That was fun.
02:55You got it.
02:56Now do it on the floor.
03:02Oh, my gosh.
03:04Yeah, girl.
03:05Keep going straight.
03:06How long have you done gymnastics?
03:07I did it forever.
03:08I started when I was five.
03:10Okay.
03:10And I remember when I was four, my dad brought me into the gym, and he's like,
03:14is this something you want to do?
03:16I'm like, yes.
03:16He's like, okay, I'm going to put you in, and you're going to go to the Olympics.
03:20I didn't even know what that was.
03:21I'm like, okay.
03:22So from day one, I was like, I'm going to the Olympics.
03:25Yeah.
03:25And so I was just hardcore from like the very beginning.
03:29I knew that gymnastics I didn't know was like your life.
03:33Gymnastics forced me to have a very disciplined life, and I had a very strict schedule growing up,
03:39and I enjoyed it.
03:40This is why I'm very strong today.
03:42Life has thrown me so many curveballs, but I always just look forward.
03:47So when did you stop doing gymnastics?
03:50Yeah, I stopped at like 15 when my parents divorced.
03:55My dad had a mental illness.
03:58So he didn't leave my mom because like they fell out of love.
04:02He just left because in his mind he was trying to protect us.
04:08I'm sorry.
04:09It's okay.
04:10So I think I don't talk about it because I have a lot of memories with my dad about it.
04:15Yeah.
04:16My dad has never been diagnosed, but in his mind he thought that there was people after us,
04:24and so he thought people wanted him.
04:26So he thought it would be safe for us if he just left and we were home alone.
04:31He had asked if it's okay if he left my mom and I.
04:35He asked you?
04:36Yeah.
04:37And I said, yes, like I understand.
04:41Yeah.
04:42I didn't understand, but I kind of did.
04:44And my dad's still in L.A.?
04:45He's still in L.A., yeah.
04:46So when they separated, was it just they like didn't talk again for a while?
04:52Or like what was that whole situation?
04:53He just kind of disappeared for years.
04:55Yeah.
04:55But they always had love for each other.
04:58At my mom's funeral, like my dad went, and it was really sweet because we like went out and got
05:04coffee,
05:04and he was like, oh, my wife just passed away.
05:07Like even after all those years that they were divorced, like I could just still feel the love.
05:12They still had so much love, yeah.
05:14Hands down and roll like a ball.
05:18Beautiful.
05:19By the way, last night I started inviting people and I want to invite you.
05:23Uh-huh.
05:24We're going to do a little San Diego trip.
05:26I feel like we could use like a little, like a little getaway, like a little like energy reset or
05:32something.
05:32You know, I'd love to go to San Diego.
05:34It's the best.
05:35Yeah.
05:35Tom and I, we connected and we realized he's like, I love San Diego so much.
05:39And I'm like, I basically grew up there.
05:41Yeah.
05:41So he's like, let's do a trip.
05:43So we found a house.
05:45Amazing.
05:45Hey, baby.
05:45Want me to carry you?
05:46Um, I invited Lala, Brittany, Zach, everybody.
05:51Kristen.
05:51Okay.
05:52Janet.
05:54What's the sleeping arrangements like in this place that where everybody's invited?
05:58I'm going to go into town.
05:59Because obviously I want Janet to be my roommate.
06:00That's why I'm asking.
06:01No, it's one huge house.
06:05There is like a different structure if somebody needs to stay somewhere else.
06:10When it comes to like the group dynamic, I feel like I'm good with just coexisting in the same space
06:16as Janet and Jason.
06:17I don't need to have a plan or strategy to avoid Janet.
06:20It just comes naturally to me.
06:24Go.
06:25Over.
06:26Oh, where's that foot go?
06:27Where's that foot go?
06:39Hi.
06:40You checking in?
06:41Yes.
06:42Kristen Doty.
06:43Kristen.
06:43Perfect.
06:44You're here for sugaring and a spray tan, right?
06:46Yes.
06:46Amazing.
06:48Morning.
06:49How are you?
06:49Morning.
06:50If you just want to hang out, your channel will be right up with you.
06:52Perfect.
06:53Of course.
06:54What's up, girl?
06:55Hi, y'all.
06:56Hi.
06:57Of course, it never rains and it's raining on our spray tan, right?
06:59No.
07:00For real.
07:00I hope they have umbrellas here because I forgot one.
07:03Of course, you know, the pool party, there's a chance of rain.
07:05I'm like, are you kidding?
07:07I am so excited about my pool party, but my last pool party was an absolute disaster.
07:12Oh my gosh, I'm first.
07:14I'm terrified.
07:15I'd let Kristen know that Janet was going to be at the pool party, but as soon as Janet walked
07:20in, Kristen started yelling.
07:22She doesn't deserve to be here.
07:23So after about two minutes, Janet walked out and left.
07:26So fingers crossed, we won't have any yelling this time, but oh my gosh, this group freaks
07:32me out.
07:33Have you done a Brazilian before?
07:34I have, but I was very pregnant.
07:36Are we ready?
07:37Yes, we are ready.
07:38Oh my God.
07:39I just need Kristen in here for emotional support.
07:41She was with me the only time I've ever had it done.
07:44Do you want to take everything?
07:45Do you want to leave a landing strip?
07:46No?
07:47No.
07:47Take it all.
07:48Take it all.
07:48Maybe bald as a biscuit.
07:50Awesome.
07:51I don't think my butthole's hairy.
07:54You're going to love this.
07:56Can you kind of come through it if you look like I have muscles?
07:59Yes.
07:59Of course.
08:01Ready?
08:01One, two, three.
08:03Yeah!
08:07I feel like a warrior goddess.
08:09Not literally.
08:10Ready?
08:10One, two, three.
08:16Like ahhh.
08:19Breathe up.
08:21Beauty's pain, huh?
08:22Beauty, I swear to God.
08:25Pain in here and then you look beauty.
08:28One, two, three.
08:32Sorry that y'all had to hear that.
08:35Is it Kristen's time?
08:36Yes.
08:37Hello?
08:39Oh my God.
08:40Why?
08:42Why?
08:43Is that the first one you've ever seen?
08:45No, I've seen yours a thousand times too.
08:47Yeah, he's seen both of ours just not this ankle.
08:50Full flaps, flapjacks, all in my face.
08:54I think I saw your uterus.
08:55Jesus Christ.
08:56I laughed so hard.
08:59Ugh.
08:59Oh my God.
09:00So, how was your all's date night?
09:02It was just like pssh.
09:04From what Luke was telling me, it was like good that you guys are talking about anything
09:09that's going on.
09:10Yeah, because we just don't talk about things in front of Kaya.
09:13Like even though she can't understand us and she won't really remember, it's the energy.
09:17But it's like the point of I feel like he's not listening to me and he doesn't respect me.
09:23Like my, doesn't respect like what I want.
09:25Right.
09:25But it's like he wants to like have sex and wants our relationship to be better.
09:28And I'm like, I don't feel close to you when it's like I wake up with the baby at four
09:32or five o'clock in the morning.
09:34Yeah.
09:34Baby's crying to this and the dogs, whatever.
09:36And he's just kind of like, do you want, do you want me to take her?
09:39I guess what I told him is I don't know how to be heard on those things that bother me.
09:44Yeah.
09:44And he's got to stop bringing up how much he hates L.A. all the time.
09:48Hearing about it too often, just too often, it's so frustrating because I'm like,
09:53how can I make you happier then?
09:55Long before Kaya was ever in the picture, we had an agreement that once she was like before school age,
10:03we would move and we would be closer to family.
10:06We would have more land.
10:08But for right now, this is where we live.
10:11And so to hear that on an almost daily basis, how miserable he is and how much he hates it
10:18here,
10:18it is so frustrating.
10:21It's not easy on relationships.
10:22Like whoever thinks that having a baby fixes everything, like having a new baby is hard.
10:27Yeah.
10:27But I do feel like there are some elements of like that past trauma from having such
10:34exes that like sometimes when you when you guys get in a fight, you go for the jugular sometimes
10:39and he's not used to that.
10:41And I think that it makes it hard.
10:43That's why I'm like couples counseling or something just so that you guys can have neutral people,
10:48you know, giving it in Kristen language to you and Luke language to him and like kind of coming to
10:54a combined language together.
10:56My defense mechanism when it gets really bad is I'm like, just leave them.
11:01And he hates that.
11:02It's good that you're talking about it.
11:03You need to say what's bothering you.
11:05After I had Cruz, I was all about Cruz, 100%.
11:09And Jax made me feel like I just did not matter after I had a baby with him.
11:14I'm glad that Luke is trying, but I also want him to like understand a little bit more about how
11:21she's feeling.
11:21Because what Kristen's going through is only what Kristen is going through.
11:25Also like postpartum is a bitch.
11:28Like the hormones, the emotions, everything.
11:31And hopefully like Luke understands like you're also going through a lot as well.
11:35He really does.
11:36Right.
11:37But when you have these arguments.
11:43Coming up.
11:44I got rid of a lot of jeans.
11:46I hoard too.
11:47You do.
11:48And the end of the world go bag.
11:52You need to please not.
11:53It's a private thing.
11:53Is this like a bomb proof shelter?
11:56I don't think it's nuke proof.
11:57It's doomsday light.
11:59Oh, okay.
12:13Keep your heels elevated.
12:16Don't think that we're going to forget those pulses.
12:21And this last one, take it out and hold.
12:24This is the yummiest part of class.
12:27Thank you for showing up a drenched today.
12:31My ass is so sweaty.
12:34You guys, nice job.
12:38Okay.
12:39That was good.
12:42I feel like I haven't seen you forever.
12:44I know.
12:45I know.
12:45I felt like that too.
12:46It's only been like two or three days, but I feel like it's been, you guys have had a busy
12:50week.
12:51How do you feel, like how do you feel when you see pictures of all of us getting together?
12:56For a second, like a little bit like bummed out, but I wouldn't want to be invited because in like,
13:04especially like for something like with Danny and Nia, because it doesn't feel like things are good.
13:08I think, Zach, I think you guys need to go out and get a little drunk together.
13:13I'm a jello shop together.
13:14Zach and I have been through some, you know, dark and crazy stuff.
13:18I have truly forgiven him for it.
13:20Like, Zach and I got to a good place last summer.
13:23I genuinely want to move on.
13:26Perfect.
13:26Let's move forward.
13:28Umayah, my lord.
13:30Let's have a good night.
13:32Hugs.
13:32Hey.
13:35And he's, as far as I know, the reason that he blocked me and did all that is because of
13:41Danny and Nia.
13:42You're saying that he has touched other women's butts?
13:45He's been inappropriate and made women uncomfortable multiple times.
13:49You're making it sound like he is going out and grabbing women all over when he drinks and that's wrong.
13:56You know, if there's something I've said or done, I'm not above apologizing for it.
14:00I do agree he would be the first step.
14:03I'm going to do a game night.
14:05It feels like there's been a lot of heavy conversations and I feel like this is a way to just
14:10lighten the mood.
14:11Lighten it up.
14:11Have a fun time.
14:13Mm-hmm.
14:13I invited Jasmine and Melissa.
14:15Okay.
14:16Um, and I was thinking about inviting Zach and Benji.
14:20Obviously have not seen Nia or Danny.
14:23It feels like not the time to, like, invite them or hash it out because it doesn't feel like things
14:32are good.
14:32Is it bad if I say, why don't you just invite them knowing they're not going to come, but at
14:37least you invited them?
14:38All you're trying to get to is, like, being cordial.
14:42I think I should talk it over with Jason.
14:44Maybe that is the right time to extend an olive branch.
14:47I love that.
14:48Love a game plan.
14:59Hey, girl.
15:00Hi.
15:01There's five.
15:02Do you want to say hi?
15:05Hello.
15:06Oh, my goodness.
15:08How you doing today?
15:09Good.
15:10She'll do the berry bowl.
15:11Amazing.
15:12May I please get an iced matcha latte?
15:14I'd be glad to start that out for you.
15:15And then I am going to try a power bowl.
15:20Anytime.
15:21Isabella, come sit.
15:24Come sit.
15:25No.
15:25Hey, do the, do the phonics dance.
15:28No, do the phonics dance for Lacey.
15:30I actually don't want you to force her to do anything for me because she is not a clown at
15:35the circus and she doesn't have to perform.
15:38Everyone says you're the beta in this relationship, right?
15:41Yeah.
15:41Yeah, the beta.
15:42She is certainly an alpha.
15:44Hates my storytelling.
15:46She's straight to the point.
15:48Can I give you unsolicited, failed parent criticism?
15:52She should read Rich Dad, Poor Dad.
15:55You're just not supposed to teach your kids secrets.
15:57I mean, there's no bull .
15:59The exciting news is that we have another month or two left and you'll be divorced officially.
16:05That's good.
16:06Does it feel any different when it's official?
16:09No.
16:10At least we can have normal conversations now.
16:13Yeah.
16:13With regards to Isabella.
16:15So Lacey's going to organize your room and she said we have to figure out what stuffies can go where.
16:23In Malibu's toys.
16:24Oh, you picked out two for Baby Kaya.
16:25I did.
16:26I have so many of Malibu's toys in a bag in the garage.
16:29How long has the trash bag been in the garage?
16:34Just tell me, is it more than six months?
16:37Yeah.
16:38A quarter.
16:39I got rid of a lot of jeans.
16:42I hoard, too.
16:43You do?
16:44And the end of the world goat bag.
16:47You need to please not.
16:48It's a private thing.
16:49Wait, that's a private thing?
16:50I don't want anyone to, like, come to my Doomsday Conker if I have to use this.
16:54I don't want anyone to know.
16:55During, like, COVID, my TikTok algorithm was, like, doomsday bunkery.
17:00And one night, I, like, went down the rabbit hole of doomsday things you would need.
17:06Like, the acid tabs if the water is bad and generators.
17:10And I was like, I just need to buy all this stuff because what if I've been giving it so
17:15much thought
17:16and then doomsday does come and I'm just, like, kicking myself that I didn't buy all this stuff?
17:20Is this, like, a bomb-proof shelter or, like, what is this?
17:23It's not at my house.
17:25So, like, you'd have to find it.
17:26It's off the grid.
17:27Okay.
17:28But it's not, like, underground.
17:29I don't think it's nuke-proof.
17:31It's doomsday light.
17:34Oh, okay.
17:34Because it's the world's ending.
17:36They'll come to you.
17:36They'll come to you.
17:38My fear is always, like, I have a bunch of, like, the zero-to-one-year-old toys in a
17:43container.
17:44I think you have a five-year-old.
17:46There could be another one coming soon and then you want all those zero-to-one books.
17:52Are you having a child with someone?
17:55Coming up.
17:56Every single conversation I have shouldn't be about Gina and Zach.
18:00Let me, like, enjoy my life.
18:12Hey, how you doing?
18:15This is an old, tired ride.
18:16I love this place.
18:17It's so good for game night.
18:18It's so masculine.
18:19It's kind of like Dave & Buster vibes a little bit.
18:21Hi.
18:21Are you Janet?
18:22Yes.
18:23Okay, we put this section here.
18:24Oh, perfect.
18:25Perfect.
18:26Thank you so much.
18:27I'm so excited for this game night.
18:28This is my Dave & Buster's fanny pack.
18:3125,000 tickets.
18:32That's the goal.
18:33Let's go.
18:36We wanted to channel more of, like, a Richard Dawson 70s family feud vibe for this.
18:40Originally, we were talking about how Jared should kiss everybody on the lips like Richard Dawson used to do as
18:45he went down the line.
18:46But we thought that might be a little bit appropriate, especially given how I've called people out for stuff, so.
18:52I mean, so I invited Nia, Danny, Kristen, and Luke.
18:56Kind of didn't expect them to come.
18:57They said no.
18:58Jasmine and Melissa said no, and I was kind of surprised because they're kind of bummed because they're, like, game
19:03night people.
19:03Game night people.
19:04So I think they would have had fun.
19:09I love game night.
19:10I feel like it brings everybody together.
19:16I think that's normal.
19:17When you give this group, like, a task or something to do to concentrate on,
19:26it's just, like, a moment to really escape life and just have a fun, fun night.
19:31Uh, do you guys know the question?
19:33No.
19:33I do not.
19:34Yeah, I think that Jared and I know the answers.
19:36What about it, do you invite you all here and trample you?
19:38Yes.
19:38Lala, yes.
19:39Yeah, because you want to win.
19:42I'll be awful at all the subjects, especially ones that involve numbers.
19:46What are the subjects you think you'll do well at?
19:48Designer labels and Bravo shows.
19:52I would crush.
19:53Ask me a question about the housewives.
19:55I'm going to know every single thing.
19:57You got the whole world looking like this.
19:59You're the kind of magic.
20:00All right, here we go.
20:01Yellow and blue makes what color?
20:03Green.
20:05Correct.
20:07I knew that.
20:08She can't beat me to it.
20:09I'm sorry, guys.
20:09You let your wife win.
20:11I would never.
20:12Winning.
20:12What piece of land is both a continent and a country?
20:16Mexico.
20:17That is incorrect.
20:18Here we go.
20:20Oh, I'm not even going to try that .
20:23Wait.
20:24Can Hunts do a 22 or 20?
20:2620.
20:27Oh.
20:28Okay.
20:28Got it.
20:29No, we all have different numbers.
20:3016.
20:31Correct.
20:32Lala, what year did man land on the moon?
20:401967.
20:41That is incorrect.
20:43And we've got a winning team.
20:46Congratulations.
20:48You guys, thank you for coming.
20:50This is so much fun.
20:51You know, this is like my ideal night.
20:54I forget how competitive you are.
20:56Only in games.
20:57Never in games.
20:58You should have given me props for even time.
21:01You know, I do give you props for a try.
21:03Okay, so everyone's coming to your house Friday.
21:05Everybody is coming.
21:06I wanted everybody because we're going to San Diego.
21:10I feel like we should at least be together.
21:13Yeah, that's a great idea.
21:14I mean, I would like to be, I feel like there's a lot of people I've tried having conversations with
21:18and stuff that has not gone well.
21:21I wanted to apologize again for speaking on stuff that I wasn't involved in.
21:25This friendship is dead.
21:27It's done.
21:27Like, I had a funeral for you in my brain.
21:31If there's anything you want to say or, like, get off your chest, I'm happy to listen.
21:40I mean, what are you sensing?
21:41You think this could go even further south than it already is?
21:44I mean, no, I hope not.
21:47But also with certain people, it's like, if you don't, if you can't tell me specifically what I've done wrong,
21:52how am I supposed to apologize?
21:53Well, so I texted Zach yesterday to see if he was coming tonight.
21:56Yeah.
21:57But he called me today and it was like giving me a timeline since before the pandemic of, like, things
22:03that he feels that you've done.
22:06I'm not nervous to have a conversation with Zach, and I know Zach and I need to have a serious
22:10conversation.
22:11All I want is peace.
22:12But I also know he's not going to drop any giant bombshells.
22:15I know it's all going to be little bullshit things that he's just nitpicking.
22:18Can he not move on past bullshit for 2018?
22:20I guess I don't want it to be a have mind.
22:22It is that, though.
22:23It's ten against one.
22:25You guys also have to understand these people, especially Danny and Nia, have posted, liked, commented on some bullshit about
22:36Jason and I.
22:37Danny likes stuff, saying that Jason likes to see me have sex with other men in front of him.
22:43Why is that okay?
22:45It's not okay.
22:46But I'm not allowed to talk about what he's done.
22:47Why are you like?
22:48No, no, this is not me.
22:50Like, I'm not.
22:51I'm not mad at you guys.
22:52I'm yelling.
22:53I'm yelling about them.
22:55Yeah, I'm not mad at you guys.
22:55I'm just like, come on.
22:56It's like, this person talks about it.
22:58This person.
22:58And I have to, like, be the one that's like, well, let's see.
23:01Let's see.
23:02Every single conversation I have shouldn't be about Jana and Zach or Jana and Chris.
23:07Like, it should not be about that.
23:08I know.
23:08Like, let me, like, enjoy my life.
23:12I'm in a very strange part of my life right now because I am still going through a divorce.
23:17I am trying to establish myself as a single mom.
23:20I can't always try to make everything right for Zach, Janet, Kristen.
23:24And my friends constantly are putting me in the middle.
23:28It seems like majority of the time I can just never make anybody happy.
23:32And that's really hard on me.
23:34Jana, Jana.
23:35Sometimes whenever you have talked to them, like, they'll get up and walk away.
23:38You need to just sit down and talk at my pool party.
23:41So I want you to talk.
23:42I'm sorry.
23:43I'm not.
23:44I don't want you guys to be in the middle of this anymore.
23:47I know.
23:48I'm sorry.
23:48I love it.
23:48No, I don't.
23:49I'm just like, it's a lot for me.
23:52Seeing Brittany so upset puts it into perspective.
23:55Like, I really do need to make an effort here and try to make things more peaceful in the group.
23:59But I'm just so frustrated by this whole thing.
24:02I don't want any of this.
24:03I want peace.
24:05I'm afraid I'm going to lose you guys over this .
24:20Let me order pizza, though.
24:21So, okay, let me see if you guys agree.
24:23A cheese, a vegetable, a jalapeno pepperoni, and Hawaiian.
24:28Um, half your party's on a GLP-1.
24:30So, yeah, I think it's...
24:31I think it's going to be enough pizzas, babe.
24:35Gibson, come.
24:36Come on, let's get you out of the car seat.
24:38What is this?
24:40What's what?
24:40Do you want a knee tan line?
24:42Is that what you're going for?
24:45Ooh, those socks.
24:46Maybe that's the reason you're not getting laid.
24:49Cheers.
24:49Cheers, cheers, cheers.
24:50To a great day.
24:57You guys can start having fun now because I'm here.
25:00Stop being so...
25:02Oh, gorgeous.
25:03I can't.
25:05Hey.
25:06Hi.
25:06How are you?
25:07Good, how are you?
25:08Oh, my God, I like this.
25:09The jeans are going to weigh you down in the pool.
25:11I know, pool party and jeans.
25:13That's what we're hoping.
25:16Oh, thank God there's shade over here today.
25:19Hi, everyone.
25:20Hi.
25:20Hi, boo.
25:22Hello.
25:25Oh.
25:26Oh.
25:27You look cute.
25:27Everybody looks cute.
25:28I'm just cute.
25:29Aw.
25:30I was just going to say I got some text messages this morning and wanted to make sure you're
25:33okay.
25:34Sure.
25:35Okay.
25:35I'm the same as I was then.
25:36Okay.
25:36I'm very, like, neutral.
25:38And to her, that means I'm miserable.
25:39Just let her.
25:40She's going to go through these emotions.
25:41She just had a baby.
25:42Just keep doing what you're doing.
25:44Where's Brittany?
25:44All right, let's go.
25:45She's still getting ready.
25:46They're playing beer pong outside.
25:47She's getting ready.
25:48Hey, guys.
25:49Hey, guys.
25:50Hello.
25:50Hey, from Belmont.
25:52We need to talk about it.
25:53I don't want to touch it.
25:53No.
25:54Yeah, we do.
25:55Hey, guys.
25:55What's up?
25:55You went out with two of your potential girlfriends.
25:58I want to hear all about it.
26:00Who's the two potential girlfriends?
26:01Can I have, like, a drink first?
26:02Hey, hey.
26:03What's up?
26:03How are you?
26:04They tried to make me date people.
26:05Wait, really?
26:06Yeah.
26:06What'd you do?
26:07I packed.
26:08I like your voice, by the way.
26:09Stop it.
26:10I'm serious.
26:11I should do voiceover work.
26:13Can I start it?
26:14Can I do voiceover work?
26:16Help me.
26:17Am I gay?
26:18Help me with my gay.
26:20But it's like, I kind of dig somebody.
26:21And it's like, when I dig somebody,
26:22everyone else just kind of disappears.
26:24You just know.
26:25Yeah.
26:25That's how it was when I first met her.
26:26Yeah.
26:27It doesn't matter how beautiful they are.
26:28Who was?
26:28You're like, what?
26:29And she was gorgeous.
26:31Hi, guys.
26:32Hey, how are you?
26:34So good to see you.
26:34Okay, let's get her upstairs so we can enjoy.
26:38Yes.
26:38Like, Natalie was, like, so cute and ready.
26:41Like, even just to make out.
26:43They somehow were, like, nerds together,
26:45and I don't know what you guys were talking about.
26:47No, we bonded.
26:48Yeah, it was sweet.
26:48It was the time.
26:49Wait, was it just for you, him?
26:52We all went out for school night.
26:53No, Schwartz and Michelle are dating.
26:55Shut up.
26:56Aren't you guys sharing?
26:58Aren't you planning a trip to San Diego?
26:59He said you guys are planning a trip to San Diego.
27:02We're not dating.
27:03And you did a salt scrub together.
27:04That doesn't mean we're dating.
27:05And you went out on singles night.
27:07I thought.
27:07Yeah.
27:09So this looks like a love match to me.
27:11She is just looking right at me.
27:13And smiling.
27:14Thank you, Brittany.
27:15Oh, wait, wait, wait.
27:16You guys need anything to let me know.
27:18What?
27:19Wow.
27:21What's up, buddy?
27:22I have a serious question to ask you.
27:23Please.
27:24Do you have undies on today?
27:25I don't.
27:29Who does something like that?
27:31I would be pissed too.
27:32Let's just have a no pants party then.
27:34No pants party.
27:35We can do that.
27:37Brittany, thank you for doing this for all of us.
27:39Yeah, thank you.
27:40What is that?
27:41That's a buffalo chicken dip.
27:42Oh, that's the famous Brittany buffalo chicken dip.
27:44Well, all the girls are here and there's no boys inside.
27:47Michelle and I were talking about San Diego.
27:49Yes.
27:50And we wanted to do something really fun.
27:51Yeah.
27:51So we're all going to dress up a boy.
27:54And we're going to do kind of like a pageant thing.
27:56And so we're going to dress him up like wigs and heels.
27:59And have a contest to see who wins.
28:01And we think it would be really funny if they wore heels and like warm the runway.
28:05I'm going to do Jesse because I told him that he dresses douchey and he's really holding on to it.
28:10You should definitely do Jesse.
28:12We already know what Tom looks like.
28:14Like Tom's so good looking but he was the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life.
28:22I'm down 1000%.
28:28Is Sharma here?
28:29Not yet.
28:30Is she coming?
28:31Last time she left after five minutes.
28:34Yeah.
28:34Because I said she shouldn't be here.
28:35So that's why she left.
28:36But why don't she just own her space?
28:37Hey.
28:38Be nice Christine.
28:39How you doing?
28:40She asked.
28:41Be your sweet lovable self.
28:42For your love of Brittany.
28:44Because it stresses Brittany out.
28:45It really does.
28:47She should tell that to her.
28:48I'm telling it to you though.
28:51Brandon has a very tiny lane in Brittany's life and he needs to stay in it.
28:55Like mind your business bro.
28:57In that moment had Janet walked to the back and gotten in the pool with her son or done her
29:02thing.
29:02I just would have stayed away from her and ignored her like I always do.
29:06Is Janet not coming?
29:07I don't know.
29:08Actually I haven't talked to her since your party.
29:10You want to text her?
29:11Since Sosa's party?
29:12Yeah.
29:13Oh wait I was getting that.
29:13I didn't go.
29:14Why didn't you go?
29:15I just feel like for me I didn't feel comfortable going to her event after the last thing we just
29:21talked about.
29:21Okay can I ask you a question?
29:23What I'm gathering is we have a group of people who all are making the same decision.
29:30There seems to be, as Brittany called it, a hive mentality.
29:34Really?
29:34It doesn't seem like you guys are, and this is not an insult, but thinking for yourselves.
29:40Lala you have not been around.
29:41All she has is Janet in her ear.
29:43So of course she's going to think we're taking a stance and we're all going to come together.
29:48No, no, no, no baby.
29:49I beat at my own drum.
29:50I text Janet.
29:52I text her wide.
29:53I'm going to go.
29:53Oh you did?
29:54It was very nice.
29:54I said hey, like thank you so much for reaching out.
29:57But right now I think we're just going to sit this one out.
29:59Can't wait to see you at Brittany's party.
30:00At this point I feel like I'm one of the only people who like doesn't have beef with Janet.
30:06And if I did I certainly wouldn't be passive aggressive.
30:09I'd just be aggressive.
30:10Like ovary up and say what the you want to say and have a productive conversation.
30:16I mean should we see if she's coming?
30:17Text her.
30:18I don't have my phone.
30:19Cause I am worried.
30:21She did like a fertility appointment today and she wasn't feeling well.
30:23Oh.
30:24Text her.
30:25End this game.
30:27You guys were two girls ten cups.
30:29And now you're two girls one cup.
30:33These don't have alcohol in them, right?
30:35Right?
30:36I don't think so.
30:37I don't think so that one does.
30:37Lalo was asking me about how me and Janet are.
30:40From her perspective she felt that you and Mia were like...
30:44Conspiring?
30:45Not conspiring.
30:45She didn't say conspiring.
30:46See the sound.
30:47I don't want people to say the right word.
30:49But like...
30:49But that's...
30:50Do you make decisions for yourself?
30:52Do you make decisions for yourself?
30:55Yeah.
30:55Do you make decisions for yourself Melissa?
30:57Yeah.
30:58And I...
31:01I'm tired of talking with Janet.
31:04She's not even here.
31:06Why are we talking?
31:07Exactly.
31:08We're giving her what she wants y'all.
31:09Everybody take a breath.
31:11I think what's happening is some people are wondering if you guys are like talking like
31:15we should all hate Janet.
31:16No.
31:17Absolutely not.
31:19Hey bud.
31:20This is another situation where Janet can twist everything in.
31:24Janet is not here.
31:24I'm a victim.
31:25Janet is not here.
31:26It doesn't matter.
31:27I'm saying it's still...
31:28Chill.
31:29Calm.
31:29Hello.
31:30Oh.
31:31Calm.
31:33I think we've all talked about this for about a year.
31:36Calm the down.
31:37How's it going man?
31:38Chase it.
31:41Hi buddy.
31:43They asked my dietary restrictions and I said it's a really a toxic thing for me to have a
31:49Caperna around me and I just saw two Caperna's come in.
31:54Hello.
31:54How are you?
31:55How's it going man?
31:56Jason.
31:57Great to meet you.
31:58Great to meet you.
31:59Yeah seriously.
32:00Oh god.
32:00I don't even know how I wanted...
32:01I was like now I wanted to go get a drink and now I can't because...
32:04Why?
32:05Guess who just walked in?
32:07Caperna's.
32:08I like the way you said it.
32:10You look so cute.
32:12I just have to read and work out twice a day.
32:14That's the problem.
32:15I could cut beer out of my diet.
32:17I wouldn't.
32:17I know.
32:17But instead of a beer I'll have a White Claw.
32:20Yes.
32:20Because...
32:21My least favorite thing in the world.
32:22I know.
32:22They hurt my stomach.
32:23They used to hurt my stomach too for some reason.
32:25You evolved.
32:26But I evolved.
32:27I did.
32:28I just want to check in with you.
32:30If you'll go over here with me.
32:31Let's just have a little heart to heart.
32:33We brought some wine obviously.
32:35Wait where's Brandon?
32:36Okay smile.
32:38Sorry I'm interrupting conversation for itself babe.
32:39We'll have to capture memory.
32:41Is there anything that you're not looking forward to at the party today like seeing Janet and Jason?
32:46Who?
32:50Come on.
32:51Come on.
32:52I just want to see how you are because Kristen texted me this morning and was saying that all of
32:57a sudden you were in a bad mood and that you were like I want to fish and do all
33:02this stuff and I'm sacrificing or whatever and she's like wait what like you can go fish and then you
33:07said it was too far.
33:08I don't know.
33:09That was none of the conversation.
33:11That's what I'm saying as far as what the words I say and what she hears is the problem with
33:15our communication.
33:16I know.
33:16That's why I said you need a third party there.
33:19I know.
33:20Take a deep breath.
33:21But it's also like one of those things.
33:23I kind of want to hash out all the little things.
33:24It's like it's a bigger thing than anything that happened today.
33:27It's a communication issue that we need to work out.
33:30Having Kristen hear it from a trained medical professional, even if it's what we've said a thousand times, I feel
33:38like it does sink in better.
33:40Kristen would say we shouldn't need counseling.
33:43We shouldn't need a therapist.
33:44We should just be able to talk to each other.
33:45But from my perspective, I try a lot and it turns south pretty quick.
33:52There are some issues that we need to work out and we aren't able to talk to each other on
33:56a level where we can solve them on our own.
33:58There are times I feel like I'm fighting for us and she's fighting to show me that I'm wrong.
34:02I feel like anything I do is heavily scrutinized on a regular basis and the only time I bring up
34:07any criticism to Kristen is about how she talks to me or responds to things.
34:12I'm not criticizing anything she's doing and it turns into this pissing match that I don't want.
34:17Honestly, how many times have I heard both of you say something where I'm like, you need to like talk
34:23to the other person or like, and I've even told you if you want me to sit there and mediate
34:27to try to, you know, translate between you two, I will.
34:32But like, again, it's not really healthy for you all to have me do that, nor is it healthy for
34:37me.
34:37And I think it's better with the third party.
34:39But I think actually I know you guys are great together.
34:43It's just you guys need a little help.
34:45And that's never a bad thing.
34:47Look, I've never had a kid before.
34:49I don't know.
34:50I've never been with a woman through her pregnancy, birth, postpartum.
34:55This is all new to me.
34:56And I know that this is a version of Kristen that hopefully won't last.
35:01It doesn't make it make it any easier for me.
35:03But overall, like, I'm not a quitter.
35:05What do they say?
35:07Smooth seas never made a skillful sailor.
35:10So these aren't smooth seas.
35:12The fact that you guys are willing to work through it, that's all that matters.
35:16And I think that it will get better.
35:21Hi.
35:22Hi.
35:22How are you?
35:23Good to see you.
35:24Good to see you.
35:24Okay, let's join the fun.
35:27Okay.
35:27We'll go one, two, one for a last re-rack.
35:29I have to use the restroom.
35:31I'll be right back.
35:32I'm a great ping-ponger.
35:34What is this called?
35:36Beer pong.
35:37It's called beer pong.
35:37Let me show you how great I am.
35:39Nope.
35:40Just walk away.
35:41No, I got this.
35:42Walk away.
35:42I got this, baby.
35:43It's almost tied.
35:46So how are you doing?
35:48Fine.
35:48With, like, kind of letting go a little bit?
35:50Oh, it's really hard.
35:51The nanny goes upstairs with Kaya.
35:54I told Brittany, when she told me about her, I was like, I feel like Kristen's going to
35:58have the hardest time just, like, letting go.
36:01I mean, when I know I have to do things, like work things, I'm like, thank God we lost
36:07someone.
36:08But then I literally asked Luke.
36:10Luke, what did I ask you?
36:12What?
36:13I said, do you think Kaya, because now that she's with Elantra, I said, do you think
36:18she remembers me?
36:20You did say that.
36:20She doesn't.
36:21She forgot your home.
36:22Don't say that.
36:24Oh, my God.
36:25I can't say that.
36:28Coming up.
36:29When you take things to a certain level, you want destruction.
36:32That's what I don't like.
36:33You know what?
36:34Sorry, we're going to other people.
36:35How do you feel about me and Danny right now?
36:37Do you think that you, no, you are.
36:38I'm not going to sit here and talk to you about other people.
36:39Well, yes, you are.
36:45She's looking tired, but we really should be leaving in, like, 20 to 25 minutes.
36:50And I want to keep her awake so she sleeps in the car.
36:53But look at this.
36:53Her eyes are so tired.
36:55I feel like this is just one of those moments where I'm going to ask you, or should I just
36:59do it?
36:59I'm just going to go talk to her.
37:00Fine.
37:01I'm fine.
37:01Why do you have mosquitoes and I don't?
37:03I don't know, because I'm sprayed.
37:05Who?
37:05Hi, how are you?
37:06Hey, how are you?
37:07You look great.
37:08So do you.
37:10I feel like let's just...
37:12Yeah, you want to talk?
37:13I think I would love if Janet and I weren't beefing with each other.
37:16And it probably would make things a lot easier.
37:18But in every situation, Janet is just always trying to make herself the victim.
37:23But hey, once again, I'm going to give her one more opportunity.
37:27I feel like you're, like, very glowing and very, like...
37:30I'm pretty happy.
37:32Oh, .
37:33I feel like every year is a lesson.
37:35And my lesson, I feel like, from last year was, like, shut the up and listen a little
37:38bit more.
37:38And this is the thing I'm working on on my own, like, separately from whatever issues it creates.
37:43I feel like this is a hard conversation for me to even start, because I don't want to
37:47do this again.
37:49Maybe it's a thing where, like, you and I coexist in a way that, like, I would like to have
37:53fun, whatever that feels like for you.
37:56I want us to get over this bullshit, I guess.
37:58Let me...
37:58Okay, you know what?
37:59I'm going to go back to...
38:01Let me just start with the thing about pool day.
38:04You were like, oh, no, Kristen kicked me out of the house.
38:07And you made it seem like it was this huge thing.
38:10The language you use and what you say to other people...
38:12I should be more careful and I should only use specific facts of exactly what happened
38:17and never paraphrase how I felt in that situation.
38:19Okay.
38:19You know what?
38:20Sorry, we're going to other people.
38:21How do you feel about me and Danny right now?
38:23Do you think that you...
38:24I don't.
38:24I'm not going to sit here and talk to you about other people.
38:26Well, yes, you are.
38:27He's very detail-oriented.
38:28I can't stand up.
38:29I couldn't keep up.
38:31Zach's receipts on Janet are longer than the receipts you get at CVS.
38:36They're longer than this.
38:38You're wearing a blue shirt at 5 p.m. on this day.
38:42And this is what you said.
38:43Do you remember?
38:44I'm like, no.
38:45When you take things to a certain level, you want destruction.
38:48You want to destroy the other person and then you'll accept them back.
38:52You are so right, but you're on a pedestal and you are like...
38:56I don't want to be on a pedestal.
38:57I don't.
38:58At all.
38:58I mean, here I am showing through my actions that I'm moving differently.
39:04I'm speaking differently.
39:06Isn't that what they're asking of me?
39:07I am ready to apologize as long as we can end this conversation.
39:11Well, I wish I would have never used the words I used.
39:13Okay, perfect.
39:13I actually wish that I would have...
39:15Because you are friends with Danny, Nia, and Jasmine, and Melissa.
39:18The way you handled everything last year, I actually admire.
39:22You acknowledged what happened without involving yourself
39:26while being supportive to both friends.
39:28That was something I did not do right.
39:30Have you said this to either?
39:32No, I have not.
39:33But Janet...
39:34I said this to Jasmine.
39:35I said this to Nia.
39:36Wait, hold on.
39:36Why are you not doing...
39:37I haven't had the opportunity to.
39:39I haven't had the opportunity to.
39:40No, but you...
39:40You did.
39:42You don't have to actually say...
39:44A lot of times has happened, but I've moved on.
39:45But right now, coming at me, like, you're smiling.
39:47And it really hurts.
39:48It's like...
39:49I want to smile at you because I want happiness and to move forward.
39:53I'm sorry that what I said hurt you.
39:56That came from me being like, you know what?
39:58I always have to be right,
39:59which is something I'm personally grappling with.
40:02This is what I wanted to hear from you.
40:04And I love this.
40:06I just want Zach to be a fun person that's around,
40:08that when we're together, we can laugh and have a good time.
40:11Like, hopefully he's going to follow me on Instagram.
40:14You guys have been talking for 45 minutes.
40:16Let's go in the pool.
40:17It's a pool party.
40:18Come on.
40:18Come on.
40:19In the pool, please.
40:21Yes.
40:23I hate straight people so much.
40:25I know.
40:25Do you get embarrassed easily?
40:27About sexual stuff, yeah.
40:29But other than that...
40:30So, like, if you cleaved or something, you'd get embarrassed?
40:32Get tired.
40:38Am I allowed to laugh?
40:39I'm leaving.
40:40No way.
40:40Don't leave.
40:42Do one of you guys have a weed pen?
40:44I didn't bring one here.
40:45I'm going to order one.
40:46She has weed in the cupboard.
40:49Janet wanted to smoke, and I was like,
40:51that's a really great idea right now.
40:53This girl, that's your wife.
40:58Woo!
40:59Okay.
41:00This is not an olive branch.
41:02This is not a piece of pipe.
41:03This feels like a little reminiscent of our friendship
41:06in old times, and I'll take it.
41:08It's not that deep.
41:10I want to go pee in the pool, and then I'm ready to go.
41:13Chester, you leave it.
41:14Bye.
41:15Bye, I love you.
41:17I'm exhausted.
41:18I'm going to go drink my feelings in a pool.
41:21Who's going to kiss?
41:22Melissa, who's going to kiss?
41:23They said, no.
41:25Schwartz and Michelle.
41:26Schwartz and Michelle.
41:27Schwartz and Michelle.
41:28You're not kissing me.
41:29Jessie said you could do it.
41:31Do it.
41:31Do it.
41:32Do it.
41:32As if I need his permission.
41:34Jessie's not in the gear.
41:35This is called peer pressure, people.
41:37Kiss it.
41:38You got your kiss.
41:39Let's kiss.
41:44This pool party was a tremendous success.
41:49The thing is, is every time we have a splendid day,
41:53it's always the calm before the storm.
41:57This is Zach's nightmare.
41:59Don't gaslight me.
42:00It's not all good.
42:01This is what I'm talking about.
42:03Well, I guess you guys just don't mean much to me.
42:06But if I was married to you, I'd cheat on you too.
42:09You.
42:10The way you're talking to her is making me feel very uncomfortable.
42:14She's triggered.
42:15There's only so much I can empathize with people.
42:18If they do this a big deal, it's making me so uncomfortable.
42:21F***ing knock it off, dog.
42:22I'm not f***ing with you right now.
42:25I'm actually f***ing pissed right now.
42:26I pushed him through a window.
42:29Jessie.
42:29Yeah, she did.
42:30Stop.
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