00:02he had red skin and he was aged and he had this great building of human bones behind him
00:10his palace I dare say and he was cavorting with one of his very own demons
00:17an alpha no less an alpha sat at his master's feet like a fucking lamb
00:30so she will let old Nick himself decide
01:13everything
01:19everything
01:23everything
01:27Everything
01:31And it's right
01:33And it's right
01:39And it's right
01:44And it's right
01:53And it's right
01:54And it's right
02:27Samson
02:36Shit
02:36Shit
02:50So is it him?
02:53Is that actually old Nick?
02:57Is that actually old Nick?
03:01Is that actually old Nick?
03:14Is it?
03:25Aye, it is
03:26It is?
03:27Yep
03:30That is old Nick
03:31Holy fucking shit
03:33Anne
03:33Holy fucking shit
03:35Hey, someone tell me
03:37But did you know your dad was going to be here sir?
03:39You were leaving us here all alone
03:41Yes Jimmy I was
03:43I mean I didn't know he was here
03:44In this castle
03:47It's a surprise
03:49But
03:50He's got a few
03:53Daughtered around his kingdom
03:54A couple in the highlands
03:56Very nice
03:56This one must be new
03:58Which is why I didn't know about it already
04:00It looks like he's been here a while
04:01Aye
04:03It does look pretty old
04:04New as in the last five or ten years
04:06Which is not long in architectural terms
04:09So we're going to go down there
04:12Go and meet him
04:13No
04:17Not until I have spoken to him first
04:20He may not want visitors
04:23One thing I can tell you about old Nick
04:25Is you do not want to catch him on a bad day
04:30You guys stay put
04:33I'll square it with him
04:35Be back soon
05:01Be back soon
05:20Be back soon
05:26Oh, my God.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:26Oh, my God.
06:56Oh, my God.
07:06Oh, my God.
07:26Oh, my God.
07:44I'm called Ian.
07:46Ian?
07:49You sure?
07:51Yeah, I'm totally sure.
07:52Because old Nick is known for being a little tricksy, playing games, so to speak.
07:57Oh, wait, when you say old Nick, you mean Satan?
08:03Of course I fucking do.
08:04And so why would you think that I was...
08:07Oh, you, my skin color, the bones.
08:12Well, you can relax.
08:14Well, you can relax.
08:14I'm not Satan.
08:16I am Dr. Ian Kelson.
08:19Docter, you're all these poor fuckers, then.
08:24You're patients.
08:25This is an ossuary.
08:26It's a memorial to the dead.
08:28It's like a graveyard.
08:33Ah, and your skin is orange because...
08:35It's iodine.
08:36It kills the virus.
08:39It kills the virus.
08:40That causes infection.
08:44Doctor.
08:46Atheist doctor.
08:49Okay.
08:52So, you believe all this zombie shite was caused by science and bugs and whatnot?
08:59Rather than...
09:00Uh, old Nick unleashing his wrath upon the world of man.
09:05I see.
09:05So, I'm an atheist, and you're a Satanist.
09:13Well, there it is.
09:15Mystery solved.
09:20I'll be honest, I didn't know what the fuck was going on just now.
09:23I'm sweating.
09:24I thought I was about to meet my father.
09:28So, is this all you're doing, Ian?
09:31It is.
09:32I've got to tell you, I'm a fan of your work.
09:34It's fucking knockout.
09:36But what was that you said just now?
09:38You believed you were about to meet your father?
09:40Aye.
09:40How it was pounding out my fucking chest.
09:43Because your father is Satan?
09:45Yep.
09:47Old Nick's my old man.
09:51But, uh...
09:52Never mind.
09:55I don't mind talking.
10:00Ah, fuck it.
10:06Just, I don't actually know my father too well.
10:12I mean, he speaks to me often enough, but I never get to sit with him or see him.
10:17You speak to him, but you don't see him?
10:21Or you hear him in your head?
10:22The whole fucking time, Ian.
10:26Mm-hmm.
10:30I'm Jimmy.
10:32Jimmy.
10:34Actually, Sir Lord, Jimmy Crystal.
10:36But no, you're good.
10:38Uh, Jimmy's fine.
10:42That's it.
10:43Ian.
10:45I've got my peeps waiting for me not too far away, but they can sit tight.
10:49No rush.
10:51What's this talk a wee while?
10:54Ah!
10:56This is worse.
10:57Ah, stomach.
10:58Neck.
11:03What's wrong again?
11:03One more thing.
11:04One more thing.
11:05Come on.
11:05Yeah.
11:07Yeah.
11:07Stab.
11:09Oh, stop.
11:09That's all you've got.
11:12That's all you've got.
11:12Come on.
11:13Jimmy.
11:14What if it's not really old Nick down there?
11:17Not old Nick?
11:18Yeah.
11:21Orange skin.
11:23Palace of bones.
11:26Communion with demons.
11:29Who the fuck else is it gonna be?
11:30Just...
11:31Mum.
11:33Mum, we should probably stay away from.
11:36I think we should just leave him alone.
11:39Leave him alone?
11:43No.
11:46That's not how we roll, kid.
11:49And that's not some old man.
11:54That's old Nick.
12:01And how...
12:04strange...
12:05and glorious it'll be to meet him.
12:13Shit.
12:13Didn't even touch her.
12:14Yeah, it's alright.
12:15It's alright.
12:16Too fucking easy.
12:29No.
12:33The real question is...
12:37Is Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal his son?
12:41Is he even a real Sir Lord?
12:45What do you mean?
12:48Do you ever get the sense that Sir Jimmy is full of shite?
12:51Born castles in the Highlands.
12:53That's bollocks.
12:54Why's he never mentioned him before?
12:56And I seen him when he put the binoculars up to his eyes.
13:00He'd never seen that sight before in his fucking life.
13:11I was only eight when it all went out of whack.
13:14But a man of your age must have a few memories from before.
13:18Oh, less than you'd think.
13:20I remember details.
13:23Events and people.
13:25But what it was actually like to live with...
13:30shops and...
13:33fridges...
13:33and telephones and personal computers.
13:38I have no real memory of that at all.
13:42That said, I do remember there was a sense of certainty.
13:48The world had an order.
13:51A way about it.
13:55There were dramas and upheavals inevitably, but...
13:59the foundations...
14:04they seemed unshakable.
14:10I remember church most of all.
14:12But that's because we lived next to it.
14:14And when the demons came, that's where I hid.
14:17You lived in the house next to the church?
14:19Right next to it.
14:20Was it the rectory?
14:22Yeah.
14:24And your father was the vicar?
14:30If my mother and sisters had hidden the church, they'd have been all right, but...
14:37they stayed at home.
14:40They got their heads caved in.
14:44And what about your father?
14:47Ah, he was leading the infected, Ian.
14:49He was leading the demons on the charge.
14:52A great army with him at the fore.
14:57Always said charity starts at home.
15:01And that was the last time you saw him?
15:04Yeah.
15:06Then I saw you and...
15:16I'm in a bit of a bind, Ian.
15:20Why is that?
15:22The others.
15:23My peeps.
15:24I told them that you were old neck, but you aren't.
15:27And now they're expecting to meet you.
15:29I see.
15:30And you're in a bit of a bind too.
15:34How so?
15:35Because if you can't help me with my problem,
15:38I'm going to force-feed you your own intestines until you can no longer breathe.
15:47Yes, that is a bind.
15:49I like you. You're easy to talk to.
15:51Not sure I've ever liked anyone before.
15:55So, do you think there's an arrangement to be made here, Ian?
16:03They say the devil's always up for making a deal.
16:19How's that?
16:19At nightfall tomorrow,
16:21Old Nick will grant us an audience.
16:25But there are rules
16:26that you must obey when in the company of the Dark Lord,
16:30as you must expect.
16:32Nobody may touch him,
16:34lest they be struck down by flame
16:36and their souls be delivered to the seventh circle.
16:39How's that?
16:40How's that?
16:42And nobody may address him directly.
16:45Only I may speak to him,
16:47his favoured son and heir.
16:52The weak crystal.
16:57How's that?
16:58How's that?
17:11Memento mori, I told the boy.
17:17I haven't feared my life ending for many years.
17:21I live alone.
17:25My work is complete.
17:28But today,
17:30I did feel fear.
17:32And I thought,
17:34what will happen to Samson if I'm gone?
17:37They're coming back tomorrow,
17:39so I...
17:40I want to try something tonight.
17:44I'd planned for it to be gradual,
17:46but...
17:48events have conspired,
17:50so...
17:51a leap into the unknown.
17:54I've been developing an idea about the nature of the infection.
17:59We know...
18:00there is a physical component.
18:02Hemorrhage and...
18:04uncontrolled cell growth.
18:06And we know there is a...
18:09sensory component.
18:11Pain and...
18:13terrible disquiet,
18:14which...
18:15the morphine silences.
18:17But what if...
18:19there is a...
18:21psychiatric component too?
18:24When the infected attack,
18:26what do they see?
18:28What do they think they're attacking?
18:30I've seen them kill children.
18:32And babies.
18:35A baby gives no reason to hurt it.
18:37So they, you,
18:39must be seeing something that isn't there.
18:42Seeing something that isn't there.
18:45A doctor would call that psychosis.
18:48And a doctor would say that psychosis can be treated.
18:53I'm a doctor, Samson.
18:56I'd like to try treating the psychosis.
19:02I'm going to ask you...
19:04to swallow these tablets.
19:24mom's,
19:25I,
19:26I, I need to say,
19:26I can't twice...
19:30To a few days...
19:43to be able to use a child.
19:44People are so rapture.
19:44I can't take the...
19:44I put them down,
19:45I don't need to take care of it.
19:45Take care of it.
19:49I think that's why...
19:52What do you think?
20:02I don't know.
20:44Where did you think you were going?
20:46No, Jimmy, I was just...
20:47No, you were trying to nip away.
20:49No, Jimmy, Jimmy, no.
20:52You know, that lad who stabbed in the leg was my best fucking mate
20:56and you took him away with you cowardice and dumb luck.
21:00So now, in honour of his passing, I think it's only fitting
21:02if I slide this blade slowly into your...
21:25Where the fuck did you think you were going to go?
21:29Anywhere. Anywhere's better than your...
21:31I've been to anywhere.
21:34It's not.
21:40You need to stick with me, kid.
21:45We'll go far.
21:52He was trying to escape.
21:55He said he was too scared to meet old Nick in person.
21:58He couldn't face it.
22:03I tried to talk him out of it, but he wouldn't have it.
22:07He tried to fight me.
22:11I had to kill him.
22:14That's not what happened.
22:18That is what happened.
22:23Sir.
22:33Well, let's see what old Nick says tonight.
22:43Samson!
22:44Samson!
22:57Did it work, my friend?
23:01Were you lost?
23:04And now are found.
23:23I knew I'm done.
23:25I went.
23:35I've had enough waiting for you.
23:35Bye!
23:37I love to hear the Stillman!
23:38He's broken.
23:39I'm ready to sing.
23:39Hey!
23:52I don't know.
24:31I don't know.
24:45I don't know.
25:28I don't know.
25:38I don't know.
25:44I don't know.
25:44I don't know.
25:52I don't know.
26:15I don't know.
26:15I don't know.
26:15I don't know.
26:16I have a ticket.
26:23I don't know.
26:25I don't know.
26:46I don't know.
26:48I don't know.
26:58I don't know.
27:04I don't know.
27:06I don't know.
27:15I don't know.
27:16I don't know.
27:23I don't know.
27:26I don't know.
27:26I don't know.
27:26I don't know.
27:26I don't know.
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