00:00Mima, do the Dipsy dance.
00:42It's perfect. How's that?
00:50Hello. What are you doing here?
00:58Uh...
00:59Enjoying the hospitality of good folk.
01:03We are a group of wanderers, hungry and tired.
01:07Brought in with open arms and broad smiles and nourished...
01:11Brought in.
01:13You broke my flow.
01:16It just appeared. The gate was open.
01:18It was not.
01:18Brought in and nourished.
01:22In both stomach and heart.
01:31Are we not welcome?
01:33You know you're not.
01:34Well, I do now. No Dipsy dance.
01:50Oh, no.
01:52We've got off on the wrong foot.
01:54The wrong foot?
01:56It's because we haven't been properly introduced.
01:59Uh, fingers.
02:00Jimmy.
02:01Jimmy.
02:02Jimmy.
02:03Jimmy.
02:04Jimmy.
02:05Jemima.
02:05Jimmy.
02:06Jimmy.
02:08Roberto Calamari.
02:17Fucking tough crowd.
02:20It's a joke.
02:22I'm Jimmy too.
02:23We're all Jimmy.
02:28Are you going to leave?
02:32Yes.
02:35But obviously, we're going to kill you first.
02:40Ah!
02:43Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:46Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:49Ah!
02:49Ah!
02:51Ah!
02:52Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:54Ah!
02:54Ah!
02:55Ah!
02:55Ah!
02:56Ah!
02:57Ah!
02:57Ah!
03:11It-it would frustrate Oldneck to lose both her and the baby.
03:16Yes, certainly.
03:17Ah!
03:18Ah!
03:20Ah, ah!
03:20Ah!
03:22Ah!
03:23for Charity. Tomorrow, Pastor's new. Go find Pastor's new.
03:28I'm missing Charity. Fuck off.
03:45Tinky Winky and the fucking apples. You saw her come in. Of course I fucking saw her
03:51come in. I've heard the story a million fucking times.
04:28Moving on the floor now, babe. You're a bird of paradise. Cherry ice cream smile. I suppose
04:39it's very nice. With a step to the low and a flick to the right, you catch that mirror
04:46way out west. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like the river, twisting through
04:56dusting. When tears and she shines in your deep air.
05:06I'll hurry on Rio and the cross the river ends.
05:30You are fucking shitting me.
05:41And Old Neck Saw.
05:42And Old Neck Saw.
05:42That the world of man had failed. And knew only disharmony. And so Old Neck released
05:50his demons unto the world of man. And the world of man fell before the demons. And his world
05:58became like the guttering candle flame. And God did nothing. For he was invisible. And
06:06couldn't he punch his way out of the paper fucking bag anyway. And so, the world of man
06:14became Old Neck's dominion. And his dominion was hell. How's that? How's that?
06:26Then Old Neck did speak to his favoured son, whose name was Jimmy Crystal. And he said unto Jimmy,
06:34You are now Sir Lord, Jimmy Crystal. And you shall be my right hand, which shall be strong. And
06:42you shall have seven fingers. And each finger shall be a claw. And you shall offer charity
06:48to the world of man. And for this, you alone shall be my heir. And your seven fingers shall
06:56hold your crown. How's that? How's that?
07:07I am Sir Lord, Jimmy Crystal. Favourite son of Old Neck. These are my fingers. We travel
07:18the land. We search for souls to deliver to my father. And we offer you charity.
07:30Jimmy's. Yes, sir. Today's charitable act shall be the removal of the shirt.
07:43Bennett.
07:46Yes, sir.
07:49Oh.
08:03Yes, sir.
08:07Hey, where are you?
08:19Hello, Grandpa.
08:20Who's you?
08:22Fucking crying.
08:23Scream.
08:33Now fuck it up.
08:34Scream.
08:47Scream.
08:48Scream.
08:49Scream.
08:49Scream.
08:51Scream.
08:53Scream.
08:59Jimmy.
09:02I can't.
09:04So good out, Jimmy.
09:09We can't avoid this, kid. This is what we do.
09:14Oh, God.
09:18Please.
09:19Oh, God, please.
09:25Please.
09:29Okay, okay.
09:30All right, just stay out here.
09:35Oh, God.
10:02Samson.
10:05My friend.
10:09There's something we need to talk about.
10:13The medicine I've been giving you, it's a cocktail of various things.
10:19But the main and most powerful component is morphine.
10:25At your rate of consumption, I only have enough for two more weeks.
10:31Over the last 28 years, I've searched every medicine cabinet in a 70-mile radius.
10:38We won't find any more.
10:43Inevitably, one way or another, the opiate peace you have found with me will end.
10:54But there is something I can offer you.
11:04A different kind of peace.
11:06A place in the ossuary.
11:10A place in the ossuary.
11:11In a way, a home.
11:15With me.
11:24I want you to have lasting peace, Samson.
11:29And I think you want to have peace, too.
11:32And that's why you've become friends.
11:34Good friends.
11:39If there was just some way you could give consent...
11:47It's the barest of Samson.
12:21Sleep well, Samson.
12:28Mom.
12:33What did you...?
12:38Samson...
12:39You spoke.
12:45Say it again.
12:47Say...
12:49Mmm.
12:55Mmm.
13:01Mmm.
13:09Mmm.
13:10Mmm...
13:18Oh.
13:25Mmm.
13:30Oh.
13:38Mmm.
13:54I need strong fingers, strong fingers make a strong fist, whoa, listen, focus, hey.
14:13Choose a finger to fight, if you win, you take their place and I call you Jimmy.
14:25If you lose, you get charity, if you refuse, you get charity.
14:34Nod or shake your head.
14:46Good.
14:52Which finger do you choose to fight?
15:09Good.
15:11Good.
15:26Good.
15:28Good.
15:52Oh, Jesus.
15:56Master.
15:57Daddy.
15:59King.
16:00King of kings.
16:02Join us.
16:08Yes.
16:12We are grateful.
16:14Old Nick is here, Jimmy is.
16:18He watches through my eyes.
16:20He smells the blood and fear.
16:24He's whispering now.
16:25I can feel his lips on my ear whispering.
16:28He's saying, fight.
16:37So fucking fight.
16:56Oh, God.
17:00Oh, God.
17:05Oh, God.
17:07Oh, God.
17:08Oh, God.
17:11Oh, God.
17:23Oh!
17:31Oh!
17:33Oh!
17:34Aah!
17:37Aah!
17:39Oh!
17:42Ooh!
17:44It's time for a tubby night-night.
17:47A dipsy la-la!
17:49You're such belle-earth.
17:50We're trying to get her.
18:00Again, again!
18:07Beautifully done, Jemima.
18:09The boy's pain is Old Neck's delight.
18:15Old Neck says...
18:18Charity.
18:20Choose your act.
18:29I want to take his trousers off.
18:33Old Neck says perfect.
18:39Get your shits off.
18:56Do you see these other cunts?
18:59Listen to me!
19:01They would have just stabbed you in the neck.
19:05Not me.
19:11And you chose me because you thought I was weaker.
19:19What are you going to be thinking?
19:21Because I ripped the skin.
19:24Fifty up.
19:37My cat is lost.
19:40My cat.
19:45Get me fresh.
19:51Carl, please.
19:53Carl, please.
19:57Carl, please.
19:59Carl!
20:04The fuck?
20:06There!
20:08Up there!
20:10Fucking bitch!
20:12Fucking shit!
20:13Get out!
20:14Get out!
20:14You're stupid!
20:16You're fucking kidding me!
20:18You're stupid!
20:19Get her!
20:20Go!
20:20Go!
20:21Go!
20:21Go!
20:28I want men alive!
20:32Alive!
20:33Like wherever you are!
20:38Fucking show yourself!
20:40Get up there!
20:40Get out!
21:07It's all awful.
21:08Fucking screaming.
21:12I suppose there's always screaming with charity.
21:19That just doesn't sound like normal screaming.
21:22That sound like normal screaming to you, Jimmy.
21:29You mean what's screaming supposed to sound like?
21:32It's people shitting themselves, innit?
21:36Hey, don't mind me. I'm overthinking it.
21:37No!
21:46What's the move?
21:49What's the move?
21:52I'm fucking tired!
21:56No! No!
22:00No!
22:01No!
22:02No!
22:07No!
22:16No!
22:17No!
22:22No!
22:23No!
22:24No!
22:25Bring her to me!
23:07Take me with you.
23:12Please.
23:14Please take me with you.
23:29Please take me with you.
24:05Please take me with you.
24:06He's dead.
24:21Sir.
24:28You're alone?
24:34Yes Sir Jimmy.
24:35I'm confused. I thought I told you to bring the woman to me.
24:39You did.
24:40The woman who crushed Jamima's skull with a big fuck off hook.
24:45Where would you let somebody like that go?
24:48I didn't let her go.
24:50Then where is she?
24:54She tried to escape.
24:56She fought back and it had to kill her.
24:59She fought back Jimmy's.
25:01She fought back.
25:04Jimmy here had no choice.
25:08He was in danger of being overpowered by a pregnant woman.
25:18How did you kill her?
25:20With an arrow.
25:22Where's her body?
25:26I'm stuck.
25:31Somewhere in the woods.
25:33Somewhere hard to find I expect.
25:36Yeah.
25:37Did you not think to cut off her face?
25:40Bring that to me.
25:42Or her unborn child.
25:45Anything really that showed a bit of fucking initiative.
25:51What are you crying about?
25:52I don't know.
25:55I'm sorry.
25:56Not me you should be apologising to.
25:59It's old Nick you've let down.
26:02I wonder should I call on him?
26:06Ask whether he accepts your apology or requires something more.
26:11Like your gammy fucking face cut off for example.
26:14Oh please.
26:16You should call on him sir.
26:19And ask if I can be the one to offer charity.
26:21You a star for charity Jimmy.
26:23He's as good as kill to memer himself.
26:26If he hadn't run away we all know he would have been chosen to fight.
26:29He don't deserve to be a finger sir.
26:32Look at him now the bastard's fucking quivering.
26:36Yeah I agree.
26:39We should ask old Nick about young Jimmy.
26:43Yes.
26:44You should.
26:45I'll call on him right now.
26:47No.
26:49No we should ask him in person.
26:50What do you mean?
26:53We should ask old Nick about young Jimmy in person.
26:56Jimmy old Nick does not just appear in person when requested.
26:59No of course not but I...
27:07What?
27:09I saw him.
27:12You saw him?
27:15Earlier today.
27:17You saw old Nick?
27:20You were supposed to be in person.
27:20I saw him until he was good.
27:20When he was on a Sunday.
27:206.
27:216.
27:218.
27:2110.
27:2210.
27:2211.
27:2615.
27:2616.
27:2617.
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