#video #مسلسل Modern Family مترجم - Episode 2
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00:02what's the key to being a great dad that's a tough one giving them the
00:10freedom to be whatever they want to be right exactly whether that's a painter
00:13a poet a pilot a president and for us we're gonna company or of a country
00:25patience well be their buddy that's your answer and stay in school no and don't do drugs no just
00:33give me the answer oh god still thinking
00:58hi Claire hey hey oh okay hi um this is my husband Phil hi and uh that's my son Luke
01:07right there
01:08this is Desiree Desiree right sorry Desiree just moved in down the block fun where 314 oh the two
01:16bedroom cottage with the indoor outdoor family room very good but you're loving that steam
01:21shower Phil it's creepy oh sorry I'm a real estate mogul what no I'm I am a real estate agent
01:29um we
01:29caravan that house great uh deck thanks I'm just there till my divorce is final now who is coconuts
01:36enough to divorce you we gotta go but we'll see you around well we'll have to have you over sometime
01:42I'd love it all right bye bye she's awesome no we are never having her over heard she already slept
01:50with two dads from the school what that's horrible dad watch out watch it buddy grandma I'm sorry
02:00that still looks like a girl's bike well I have more black tape my son has been riding his sister's
02:06old bike until he's responsible enough to take care of his own bike look he spilled a soda on my
02:12computer he ruined our digital camera taking pictures of himself underwater it's a girl's bike
02:17I'm all for teaching him a lesson but I worry about the ridicule he might get from some loudmouth bully
02:24hey nice bike Sally dad come on he looks like little Bo Peep on that thing actually not for long
02:31he's getting a new bike this afternoon I am he is sometimes a man's got to put his foot down
02:38and do
02:38what a man's got to do and if the old lady don't like it honey that's too damn bad yes
02:49who's excited
02:50huh Cam come on hurry up we're gonna be late it's a toddler play class not a flight to Cabo
02:56we're gonna
02:56be judged enough as the only gay parents there I don't want to be the late ones too wow paisley
03:02and pink was there something wrong with the fishnet tank top obviously not I'm wearing it underneath
03:07kidding just chill please I'm sorry I just want to make a good first impression you mean you want
03:12to fit in and not terrify the villagers hey come on today is about Lily all right her future best
03:17friend might be in that class and I don't want to rub anyone the wrong way can you please just
03:21change
03:23your shirt fine you know what I'll just go put on a pair of khakis maybe a polo shirt and
03:27everybody
03:28will think we're a couple straight golfing buddies who just decided to have a kid together
03:34hey I called that place in Napa and got us upgraded to a villa with a hot tub so pack
03:39whatever you wear
03:39in a hot tub I usually wear nothing when I'm in a hot tub and my college roommate's wife just
03:47had to
03:47get a new hip sucker Manny's father is taking him for a couple of days to Disneyland so we're gonna
03:53go to the wine country we're gonna drink some wine eat some good food you know we would do something
03:59like this a lot more often if it wasn't for you know Manny is good he keep us ground yeah
04:05like fog at an
04:07airport limo gets here at four this morning I thought I'd go over the club hit a few balls no
04:12what about the
04:13fan in Manny's room oh yeah call a guy no you're supposed to do it with him it's important that
04:20we teach
04:21him how to do things for himself my culture men take great pride in doing physical labor I know that's
04:27why I hire people from your culture you're too funny I'm gonna share that one with my next husband when
04:35we're spending all your money dad this is the coolest bike ever awesome so listen buddy certain
04:45members of this family don't think you can take care of this bad boy you mean mom your words not
04:50mine look your mom and I are a team and she we feel like this is a chance for you
04:57to show some
04:58responsibility don't make us look like jerks here I won't okay one more rule what have like three
05:07buttloads of fun thanks dad
05:19so let's do this okay but I need to be done by three that's what my dad's picking me up
05:24hey if we're not done by
05:26three I'm gonna tie a noose on this thing in Colombia there's a saying if you have two stubborn
05:31burros that don't like each other you tie them to the same cart the ceiling fan is the cart my
05:39dad's
05:39taking me on Space Mountain it's supposed to be really fast but he's not scared of anything he
05:44doesn't even wear a seatbelt when he drives wow how about that killed a bear once really was the bear
05:49sitting in the passenger seat read me the instructions safety tips warning to reduce
05:58the risk of electrical we can skip that uh failure to heed these warnings can lead the serious injury
06:05you know you worry too much you know that nobody's gonna get shocked one time my dad was shocked by
06:10lightning that's why he can drink as much as he wants manny thinks his dad is like superman the truth
06:17he's a total flake in fact the only way he's like superman is that they both landed in this country
06:23illegally
06:27i can't believe i'm so nervous they're gonna love us let's just be ourselves or a slightly toned
06:32down version of ourselves i just don't want this to become an episode of the cam show oh my gosh
06:37people love the cam show yes i know you watch you watch it it's appointment viewing okay hi are you
06:43here for toddler time yes i'm mitchell this is cameron and this here is lily oh well welcome we're all
06:51over here taking turns blowing bubbles oh well how nice for the babies
07:01it's gonna be really difficult
07:14stay tuned to the cartoon where you can get your favorite shit out of the village
07:15ten minutes after making a promise to me he leaves his bike unlocked all i can hear is claire's voice
07:20in my head he's not responsible you never should have given him a bike i know i do a pretty
07:28good
07:28claire so i decided to teach him a lesson and let him think his bike was stolen and i know
07:35that sounds
07:36kind of rough but sometimes it's a dad's job to be the tough guy excuse me thank you on your
07:42left
07:42my left your right everyone we have a new family joining us today i'm uh i'm mitchell and i am
07:53a
07:53lawyer i i'm cameron and i'm currently not working which gives me more time to grill and shoot
08:01baskets and this is lily okay we're going to start with the hello dance and then we're going to move
08:07on to blocks and finger painting and then we're going to do our family dance all right who wants
08:12to start us off dance us in pj she's adorable oh thank you seven months uh eight is she grabbing
08:27or scooting yet yes absolutely i mean when she's not grabbing she is she is scooting
08:34dances and tyler are you ready okay here we go
08:43cam lily is not grabbing or scooting yet well she's not doing it yet but she will eventually
08:48no but a lot of these other kids they're they're grabbing i just here come lily look at the look
08:54of the block huh grab the block lily grab the h okay i got this yes i know tamp down
09:01my natural
09:02gifts and dance like a straight guy no sopping your own butt but that's how i make my horsey go
09:14wow thank you that was very good i feel dirty oh hey hey hi hi hi hi um this is
09:35really embarrassing
09:35but i locked myself out of my house oh i do that all the time don't be embarrassed i was
09:42i was hoping
09:43you could help me there's a window open but i can't reach it would you mind
09:51yeah yeah sure of course you know what they say every time god closes a door he opens a window
09:59all right i guess in this case every time he walks out okay what do we got here i mean
10:04am i attracted
10:05to her yes would i ever act on it no no way not while my wife is still alive are
10:13you sure i can't
10:13get you something to drink yeah no i'm i'm fine really if i knew a man was going to climb
10:18into my
10:18bedroom window i would have cleaned up a bit are you kidding me it smelled great in there like lotions
10:23and oils for dry skin and you know callus yeah candle oh what's wrong the bike's gone oh no can
10:36i
10:36help you find it thank you okay thank you
10:42so to teach him a lesson i took his bike and then crazy thing i put it down for one
10:46minute and someone
10:47swiped it from me maybe that was your dad teaching you a lesson zinger so any chance i could uh
10:58get a
10:58break on this one i can throw in a bell deal for five dollars no sir so you want to
11:05go for the
11:05insurance this time or is it still for suckers got me again well played my lord i will take some
11:14insurance thank you what's going on in there that's not step four don't worry about it well
11:21it says right here that you should worry about it i thought you guys might need a drink you have
11:27no
11:27idea money mi amor i have to go get some stuff for our trip oh yeah but have some fun
11:32with your father
11:33okay and i'll see you monday makes me so happy to see my two boys working together jay shocked himself
11:41twice okay manny well i warned him yep he's been a big help look at you two with your private
11:47jokes
11:47already you're a regular salazar and el oso it's a very big comedy team in colombia el oso is always
11:55hitting salazar in the head with the ladder and things and sometimes they wear dresses they make you
12:01laugh but they also make you think blew it you made me look bad no you made your mother and
12:10i look
12:10bad we are a team luke you in there hey dad hey hey buddy that was uh that was pretty
12:18fun today huh
12:19getting a new bike yeah it was awesome so uh what happened after i took off anything you want to
12:25share
12:25with me no really so if i uh went out to the garage uh take a picture for a scrapbook
12:31there'd be no
12:31surprises i'm so sorry i didn't mean it i just made a mistake yeah a big mistake you're making me
12:40look
12:40really bad here i told mom you were ready for this it's just a scratch dad that's not the point
12:44luke what
12:45i scratched it on my way into the driveway i'm sorry so it's not stolen no why
12:54that's good because there are bad people out there who would steal a bike those are thieves you
13:02sit there and think about the scratch part that's not good either i'm gonna fix that step so don't
13:06scratch anything while i'm gone unless it itches that's different the good news is luke has this bike
13:14more good news i taught some random kid a valuable lesson by stealing his bike best news claire knows
13:21nothing so i figure i'll just dump the new bike where i stole the first bike that way random kid
13:28gets his back and this new bike doesn't raise a lot of embarrassing questions like why i had it or
13:33who
13:33boosted who through a bedroom window so everybody's happy
13:40uh oh ah son of a you gave me the wrong screwdriver maybe you're just using it wrong my dad's
13:47great with
13:48tools he can get the wheels off the car in less than a minute just get me to wine country
13:52just get me
13:53to wine sorry i think my arm is broken relax it's not broken how do you know you don't know
14:00anything
14:00you have no concern for safety because it didn't hit you that hard why don't you just say it you
14:05don't
14:05want me around you know what right now i don't i don't want to be with you either i'm gonna
14:10go wait for
14:10my dad oh but but if you leave how will i ever finish you know what i wish you never
14:16married my
14:17mom i hate living here you think i like this arrangement i got a two-seater parked in the driveway
14:29i mean i don't understand why are you trying to sneak around and hide things from me i actually think
14:34it's pretty funny you do i do yes i mean you steal a bike from some pork and then the
14:41bike gets stolen
14:41from you it's hilarious classic me right yeah so where were you when it got stolen oh i was getting
14:49some gas uh-huh yeah you don't stand near the car when you get gas yep but uh i went
14:55inside to get a
14:56soda because i was thirsty and if i had a soda i wouldn't be thirsty anymore so i bought one
15:00and then i
15:00drank it all right there which is why i don't have the cam well honey please let's try to remember
15:04that i'm your wife not your mom so in the future you don't need to hide things from me okay
15:10okay okay
15:12okay oh oh yeah you get back here you what are you doing i just love you it's a darn
15:19one i know i love
15:20you too but that hurts let's get you inside hi i know that's hurting this is a hot one hello
15:26hi there
15:26hi again i found your bike uh oh good you the at the gas station no at my house one
15:35of my neighbors
15:36saw it and put it in my garage when you were in my bedroom so classic me come on honey
15:46grab the block
15:48see like he did you got to do that you got to grab it like him seen any movies lately
15:54uh yeah you know my husband and i just rented uh mama mia which i liked but i don't know
16:02that
16:02meryl streep was the right choice what did you think excuse me meryl streep could play batman and be
16:09the right choice she's perfection whether she's divorcing kramer whether she's wearing prada
16:15don't even get me started on sophie's choice get emotional thinking about it
16:22she couldn't forgive herself
16:28i guess she was okay really
16:35got the block sweetheart you're not even interested in is henry stacking good job henry good job
16:43i would like to be in the middle of this q r s t u p w x y and
16:54c
16:57whoa lily oh not so high oh that is a big moment for her would you like a video tape
17:07You know, I don't know if I can actually get her to do it again, so...
17:10Well, we tape all of our classes.
17:13We don't like parents bringing cameras in. It takes them out of the moment.
17:16I'll get you a copy after class.
17:18That's super, yeah. Thank you.
17:22Cam, Cam, let's go.
17:24I don't know what's happened to me, but I just stole a baby's intellectual property.
17:27What?
17:27You'll see it tonight on the news.
17:29Come on, let's just go.
17:30Oh, look who's here. Anton and Scott.
17:34Sorry we're late.
17:35Don't look at me. The eye candy here can't leave the house without spending 20 minutes in front of the
17:39mirror.
17:41Are you kidding me?
17:43I am so sorry.
17:45Look at those queens. I would have killed you with this crowd.
17:47But you had to clip my wings, which you used to be the wind beneath.
17:51I know. I'm sorry. This class has turned me into a complete monster.
17:54I'll make it up to you. Let's just go.
17:56Okay, it's time for parents dance. Everybody dance for your baby.
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18:06You want to do it, don't you?
18:08I do. I want to dance for my baby.
18:12All right, go on. Get in there.
18:13Sure.
18:14Make that horsey move. Go ahead.
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19:02Yay!
19:04Why not?
19:06Hold that thought.
19:09His son's sitting on a curb waiting to go to Disneyland,
19:13and Superman can't drag himself away from a craps table.
19:17And I'm the jerk.
19:21Say, listen.
19:24I, uh, sorry, but I got some bad news.
19:28What?
19:29Your dad couldn't make it.
19:32Why not?
19:34The plane was full, and this old lady needed to get home,
19:38so he gave up his seat.
19:39You're making that up, aren't you?
19:41No.
19:42He just didn't want to come.
19:43Are you kidding me?
19:44He was very upset.
19:45He was dying to see you.
19:49In fact, look what he sent.
19:52A limo?
19:53Yeah.
19:54He wanted me and your mom to take you to Disneyland.
19:57I told you he was an awesome dad.
19:59Yeah, he's a prince.
20:01What is this guy?
20:02OK, the key to being a good dad,
20:07look, sometimes things work out just the way you want.
20:09Place you to the end.
20:10That is not a good idea for you.
20:15Sometimes they don't.
20:17You've got to hang in there.
20:20Because when all is said and done,
20:2490% of being a dad is just showing up.
20:42Hey, this is my bike.
20:44Oh, I don't, uh, well, I was giving her back.
20:56She couldn't forgive herself, and she had to choose.
21:03And I think because now I have, we have, we have Lily.
21:09It's so hard to imagine being put in that position.
21:13If I had to choose Lily or Mitchell, I mean, I would choose.
21:17I don't know.
21:19I don't know.
21:23I don't know.
21:25I don't know.
21:26I don't know.
21:27No!
21:27No!
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