00:00I am standing in the queue, I don't know when my turn will come. Arya Bhai, it has been two days since last night.
00:08I am making rounds but I am unable to find this cylinder or the bowl of Amrit. If I come today
00:17If I did not take the cylinder home, my wife would send me to the grave.
00:28He will not give anything, I have just come after seeing the witch form of my goddess-like wife.
00:36Brother, in this terrible heat and the crowd like Maha Kumbh, we will become tandoors and that too without gas.
00:43The wonderful time has come now, Lord.
00:58What you say is right, but forget about eating comfortably, I am not even able to get water these days.
01:04And the line for gas cylinders is moving at the speed of a tortoise, if not at the speed of a bullet train.
01:10Let's go and talk something, brother, with open eyes.
01:15Stop dreaming, raise your head and look, then you will know how long the line is, you old man.
01:24Even if you do, you will not get the cylinder
01:28Just like there is a moth in wheat, similarly we too are being crushed by the power of China and Africa.
01:35There is a fight going on and that is why there is a shortage of cylinders.
01:40Hey friend, are you a complete fool? This fight is definitely not between China and Africa but between Pakistan and Sri Lanka.
01:47It is happening
01:49Sometimes watch the reel on your mobile.
01:52Brother, which world do you all come from?
01:56The fighting is happening in Iran and Israel, not in the countries you're all talking about.
02:04You won't read newspapers and watch TV.
02:07If you watch the reel, you will learn such stupid things.
02:12And you all are stupid
02:16Son, this is a gas agency, not Machli Mandi, that you all are creating so much ruckus.
02:21If you want to take the cylinder home, keep your mouth shut.
02:26I heard that oil will also become expensive.
02:28Is this news true or false?
02:30I think you're a minister
02:33or the President of some place
02:35All that I would know
02:38I am also a common man like you.
02:42Whatever happens, we will know in a few days.
02:46Have some patience
02:49I have heard this too
02:50That the prices of BMW and Lamborghini will also increase
02:54yes then take it brother
02:56Otherwise, if you buy it later, you will have to pay Rs 100-200 extra.
03:02Son, these long throws you are making
03:05If you all were capable of BMWs, you wouldn't be standing in line here like sheep.
03:09Get the BMW later, first buy the cylinder, otherwise you will have to pay for it too.
03:16But these days everyone must have learned one thing.
03:19If you don't book your train and cylinder on time, your life becomes hell.
03:26Is everyone standing in line properly?
03:28Because if someone's number is cut then I will not have a place in his gym.
03:33And how much time will it take, sir?
03:36I feel like peeing, if I go to do it then someone else will come in the line and urinate.
03:41Son, do you need to pee or go to the toilet?
03:44Whatever you have to do, do it in your pants.
03:46If you step out of line, will you get gas here or abuse at home?
03:50There is no guarantee of this
03:53Arya son, for how long will our Sahain keep standing like a tank?
03:58If you quickly fill a tank of gas and give it to me, it will be very good for you.
04:04Uncle, I will fill your gas tank too.
04:09Come on, quickly pass the pass and withdraw fifteen rupees.
04:14Pandrasho Arya Igas Diyata Ho Ki Hata Tek
04:18Don't spend that much money, our entire meal is full of peas and paneer curry for a week.
04:26Keep filling gas in us
04:29Arya uncle, why are you angry?
04:31Bring it and we will give you a full tank for twelve rupees.
04:36That too with fresh gas.
04:39Hey brother, where are you coming from?
04:43go get back in line
04:45How can you break the line?
04:47Brother, it's just a matter of five minutes.
04:50I will take a cylinder and rush out to my home.
04:53So have we come here to get our partner's luggage?
04:58Go get in the line at the back
05:01That's it brother
05:02We saw the mess in everything.
05:05But I am seeing this scam in the queue for the first time.
05:07My legs are aching from standing for twelve hours.
05:11And here are people getting in the way.
05:15The fault is ours
05:17We had to book the cylinder in advance.
05:19If it had been booked in advance, then there would have been no need to queue and go through the hassle.
05:25Yes brother, you are right
05:28From my next life, I will do both booking and cooking quickly.
05:32Because I will not get a cylinder in this life.
05:38This is all the government's fault.
05:41When there is such a problem of gas in our country
05:45So the government should deliver cylinders to every household.
05:48Now in such a situation, where will the common man get food?
05:52Why only cylinder brother?
05:54It would have been great if the government had also sent tea, snacks and two meals a day.
05:59you idiot
06:01If the population is 140 crores then there will definitely be problems.
06:05Arya Bhai Sahib, this is less.
06:09If they had their way, they would get everything done from the government like body, massage, hair cutting, beauty, parlor etc.
06:18Look, the line has moved a little further.
06:20He has gone out of the line
06:27Arya, what kind of sound is that?
06:29Like a pig is bellowing somewhere
06:32It's not a pig, that sound is coming from my stomach.
06:35I haven't eaten anything since Subha, that's why
06:39Bhai Saha Baba has life insurance, right?
06:43Because if I drop in at the height of my youth
06:46then there will be a lot of problems
06:49Arya Bhai, even if I die, I will die with the cylinder.
06:52not before
06:55Come on everyone, get out of here, the gas cylinder is finished.
06:58Those who did not get it, they should come tomorrow.
07:03Cylinder finished?
07:04What kind of fun is this?
07:06I've been standing in line since last night
07:08And you are saying that the cylinder is finished.
07:10I won't get any food to eat today.
07:14I don't want to see my wife's tantrums
07:17Something will have to be done
07:22Say it's a lie
07:23How did the cylinder run out so quickly?
07:26Hey, you are talking like this
07:28Like I produce at home
07:30I gave away everything I had received from the government.
07:33Now the cylinder is finished, so what is my fault in this?
07:38Hey, tell me you want a cylinder
07:40Oh, is that even something to ask?
07:43Tell me where you can get it
07:45Let's go and get it right now
07:47Now speak slowly
07:48Otherwise, someone will hear
07:50Come on, quickly take out three thousand rupees.
07:52and take the cylinder
07:53Hey brother, is it a cylinder or the Kohinoor diamond?
07:56Tama Hanga
07:57Tell me if you want to take it
07:59Otherwise, the last piece is left.
08:01think well about it
08:03Otherwise, be ready to get beaten by your wife when you go home.
08:07No brother, give it to me
08:08give me whatever it is
08:11Yellow
08:11Hey, is this a cylinder or a lunch box?
08:14so small
08:16Thank God at least I got this
08:19Otherwise, according to your face, it would have been difficult to get this also.
08:25Now go home and party quietly.
08:28Party in a cylinder from Ittu
