00:01Hey peon, listen here.
00:04Who do you call a peon?
00:06Tillu Takatak
00:08My name is Tillu Takatak
00:10I clean it up real clean
00:13Oh yes brother Tillu Takatak
00:16Tell me that this UP Police interview is taking place here.
00:20No, there is no interview.
00:23See, I already said that
00:25That the interview is not happening here, but at the next intersection.
00:28But you all didn't listen to me.
00:32Now we knew a little that the interview would not take place here.
00:37I entered the building that looked good with the file.
00:44Now how do I know where the interview is taking place?
00:49Do you all have brains or not?
00:53Or did she just come to give the interview without any reason?
00:57Just read what is written here
01:00UP Police Interview Area Please maintain peace
01:05Otherwise, if you create any ruckus, you will be shot dead.
01:11Now I know that you are an illiterate person
01:16But friend peon you are
01:21I told you not to call me peon.
01:24If the word peon comes out of your mouth again
01:28Then this will hit you
01:34oh my god oh my god
01:36This is a sanitation worker, this is a goon
01:39When it is like this
01:41So what will the interviewer be like?
01:46I'm telling you all for the last time
01:48listen with open ears
01:50My name is Tillu Takata
01:52I clean it up real clean
01:55But Tillu Bhaya
01:57It is written here for the interview.
01:59And you are saying that the interview is not happening here.
02:04Hey, I remember that all of you have cow dung in your skulls.
02:08The interview is not happening right now
02:10Wait for five to ten minutes, the interview will start.
02:19Hey oh thil
02:21Sir is saying that now start sending all the people for interview one by one.
02:29ok sir, I will send it to everyone
02:35O Maharaj, who calls us peons
02:38What happened, you are sitting there like a statue and saying
02:41I don't want to go for the interview now.
02:48What happened to him, he is no longer able to speak
02:52We think this poor guy has gone straight to the trauma.
02:56Leave them, let me go and give the interview first.
03:02Hello sir, can I come in?
03:06I can't go from here
03:08Hey friend, then why have you called me and you?
03:13Which assholes have you selected for the interview?
03:16Now Sir, only those who have taken the paper have been called.
03:21We don't know whether it is a donkey or a bull.
03:26Dude, you two have a different drama going on.
03:29Will anyone tell me to come in or not?
03:32I've been standing for half an hour and my feet are blistered.
03:36Tell me quickly or we will leave.
03:38And then go, who is stopping you from going?
03:42How can we go like this without getting a police job? We will move on from here.
03:48Hold this, here is our file, now ask whatever you want.
03:54Let's start with the question and answer session.
03:59So first of all tell me your name.
04:03My name is Kalu Kumar.
04:05Kalu means that your name has been given just by looking at your looks.
04:12Okay, Kalu ji, tell me what is the difference between Kalu and Ulu.
04:20Hey friend, ask some stupid questions.
04:23Do you want to become Antar Yami after knowing the difference?
04:27Now we will ask questions to Kalu.
04:29Yes Sir, please ask
04:31Yes, so tell me this
04:33What should be added to seventy to make it seventeen?
04:37No, we don't understand this.
04:40Is there a police interview going on here or a committee meeting?
04:43Someone is asking the difference between a owl and a blackbird.
04:46So someone is adding seventeen to seventy.
04:49Now you are also saved, sir.
04:50You can also ask something
04:54Son, what is that question to you?
04:56I can't even ask how you are doing
04:58Why is there a problem in speaking them?
05:03No problem speaking
05:04But speaking up is their problem.
05:07The poor guy is dumb since birth
05:10So what about our interview now?
05:12Your interview is done
05:15you are rejected
05:16hut
05:18I don't want to do police work.
05:22And brother
05:24The interview is done
05:26There was no such question
05:28that we haven't answered
05:30Understand that the inspector
05:32So we became
05:33Hey Daddao
05:35I don't want to get up
05:37Hey friend, it's
05:39You are picking up its fruit
05:41Let it lie like this
05:44go up to us
05:45Comes for an interview
05:48let it lie
05:49No, why not let it lie
05:51Father, have you considered it an office?
05:53what exactly
05:54Come when you feel like it
05:55You will go when you feel like it
05:57If it stays like this
05:59So who will see this?
06:01Hey brother Tillu Takatak ji
06:04Now let's see if anything can be done.
06:07Look, it's a question of our jobs.
06:10So you can gamble
06:12So that's great
06:15Hey man, you get tensed very quickly.
06:19We were just having a little fun
06:22You can go ahead and give the interview comfortably.
06:25Your job as a police inspector is confirmed.
06:28Hey, we say that you should come out directly as a commissioner.
06:36Sir, please let me come in
06:38I come in
06:40He is speaking very dangerous English.
06:43It seems he has come back from abroad
06:46yes you come in
06:48Hello sir I am here for interview
06:52Sir I Berry need police job
06:55Oh wow
06:57You speak English very well
07:01Where did you learn to speak English?
07:05Sir, what should I say now?
07:07We learned to speak English in China.
07:11This is a very small English
07:13Till date I have not spoken English in front of anyone.
07:19This English that you are saying
07:22put it in J
07:23Because here all the questions will be asked from you in Hindi and not in English.
07:28So tell me, what is your name?
07:30Sir, my name is Suraj, Suraj Samosa Wale
07:33Inglis again?
07:36Son, when we are telling you that your English will not work here
07:40Then why are you using English?
07:43Yes, when you asked the question in English
07:46So should we answer in Urdu?
07:51Arya, sir, please speak.
07:53He speaks English so well
07:56What is your problem, Lord?
07:58what you're saying in the middle
08:01Yes, Suraj Pakwada wala
08:03Sir, not the Pakwada ones, but the Samosa ones.
08:07My Naimi Suraj Samosa Wale
08:10Aarya, Pakwada Hoya Samosa
08:12The thing is the same
08:14So tell me Surat ji, for how much do you sell one samosa?
08:20No sir, you are misunderstanding.
08:23We don't sell samosas.
08:25Our name is just Samosa Wale
08:29These days people are calling you Befal.
08:33Now the last question remains
08:35Look, you have become a police inspector.
08:38And you got this gun.
08:39And there's a thief standing in front of you.
08:42what will you do then
08:44Sir, I will shoot that thief straight away.
08:48how will you fly
08:49Just show us how to fly
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