00:00I'm going to go!
00:01Let's go!
00:04What's this?
00:05The Tokyo地下 secret路線
00:08What's up, OI警部?
00:10I'm going to get the DATSU!
00:16You want to get the DATSU!
00:19Why do you want to get the DATSU?
00:21I'm going to get the DATSU!
00:24The first mission is to get the DATSU!
00:28It's my brother!
00:29My brother, we're going to get out of the outside!
00:34It's not easy to do that!
00:37But I managed to get out of it!
00:39That's when I got out of it!
00:39I got out of it!
00:40I got out of it!
00:41I got out of it!
00:44I got out of it!
00:46I got out of it!
00:55I got out!
00:57I got out of it!
00:59I got out of it!
01:02Well, I'm happy I'm not happy.
01:04How do I run the ball?
01:06I'm the secret?
01:07I have to use the secret tools to get out of it!
01:14Well...
01:15...to get out of it...
01:17...and then I want to go around, everybody!
01:23Did you know what the hell is going to form?
01:30みんなここから苦手みたいな感じです。
01:35まず確認していいか? お前らちゃんと寝た?
01:38・ 安心してくださいオールですけどギンギンです。
01:46分かった分かった多分お前ら人生初の達成感だったろ?
01:50だからそういう快感に免疫がねーんだよ。
01:54今異常に興奮してるから変だから。
01:55もういいんじゃないですか?
01:57電話。
01:59よくないだろ。
02:03ダイハードルにしても全然こっちの役割決めてないし。
02:05協力を求めてる電話だと思われてる?
02:13葵警部、この電話はダイハードは我々がやります。
02:18余計なことはしないでくださいと伝えるためのものです。
02:22では、これにて、デーン!
02:24ギンギーン!
02:27ハハハハハハ!
02:36出すことなカレー出すことなカレー出すことなカレー
02:46嫌になっちゃうな面倒だって、開拓とか挑戦なんて。
02:55ただ生きるとか、自由でいたいとか
02:57ただ生きるとか、自由でいたいとか
02:57ただ生きるとか、自由でいたいとか
03:00上手い話はないとわかってたけど
03:01You can't believe this town
03:04Cause it's like a lovely
03:07Feel your sound
03:10Now I'm afraid for you, girl
03:12I gotta hold it down
03:15Boku no heirloin' no time
03:17One more time
03:20I'll tell you, say you all
03:22Durun durun
03:24Durun durun
03:26Durun durun
03:28Durun durun
03:32Durun durun
03:36Durun durun
03:37Just wait, wait, just wait, just wait, just wait, look, just wait a minute
03:38Oh, oh, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ah, ah, ah, ah,
03:44ah, ahahah
03:47Then architects
03:48Let me go
03:49I said
03:49And the first choice
03:50When you were left
03:50Good
03:53Dios
03:53I said
03:54It is
03:54Do
03:54You
04:03I'm hard.
04:05Can I help you?
04:08Can I help you?
04:09You're looking for someone from the same person.
04:12It's important to me.
04:14I don't care about it.
04:15I'm not sure how to help you.
04:16I don't care about it.
04:16I don't care about it.
04:18I don't care about it.
04:25途中に愛えんじゃないです?
04:26え?いい?
04:33正直俺も最初は愛子かな、って。最初は愛やんかなって。奥さんだから。
04:34愛や官房長官が第一候補。 これには僕も賛同するのですが。
04:40一応他の案を提案してもいいですか?
04:43えっ、他に重要な人間なんていますと?
04:45轟井総理大臣です。 えおー!
04:54僕らが総理を助ければめちゃくちゃ感謝されます 達成感すごいですよ
05:00達成感ブロですよー 達成感ブロ
05:03いやでもなぁ 後たぶんですけど成功したら
05:12国民栄誉賞ですよ 国民栄誉賞
05:15どうしますか
05:18Go ahead.
05:19Let's go to the president, let's go!
05:28That's the president.
05:30Yes, the president, let's go to the president.
05:35Yes, he's a president.
05:37I don't know.
05:38He's a president, right?
05:41But I'm going to get married to the next year.
05:41Let's go.
05:43Let's go.
05:45The candidacy is hard to get the leader.
05:52Do you want me to make a decision?
05:55Do you want me to make a decision?
05:59I want to make a decision.
06:02The people who want to vote for the country's national anthem is put on the middle.
06:06The middle?
06:15I'll do it for you!
06:17Wait! Wait! I can't do it! I can't do it!
06:21Don't correct your mind! I'm having a job.
06:23Oh, yeah.
06:24Oh, yeah.
06:24Oh, yeah, I'll do it for you.
06:26Why don't you have to do it for you?
06:28President!
06:29Go on!
06:32My name is up!
06:34My name is up to us!
06:37Let's go!
06:37Left I.
06:39The Erde...
06:39Right.ıp
06:41The
06:41Erde... The
06:41Erde... lacestapers
06:43don't worry. There... Like
06:56we're
06:56here. Don't disappoint.
06:59Probably not. I've
07:06left our house
07:06Look at this! It's so scary!
07:10But it's a success, isn't it?
07:13We're going to go to the president!
07:15Kieke!
07:19What?
07:20Where did the president go?
07:22Oh, it's a pain.
07:29It's a pain.
07:29It's a pain.
07:38Oh, it's a pain.
07:41The road is there.
07:43Can we take your leg?
07:45Your leg?
07:52Kieke!
07:55Thank you very much.
08:00The president!
08:03Yes?
08:03Oh, what is it?
08:08Oh, what is it?
08:10What?
08:11It's called the name of the government.
08:13It's all that I love.
08:15What is it?
08:17The mayor?
08:19The mayor?
08:20Who is this mayor?
08:21Why is this mayor?
08:24What does...
08:24What...
08:24You can't help make his role again.
08:27You can't take a sale anyway.
08:30The mayor, you don't have to...
08:34Yeah, that's not true.
08:36Eh?
08:37Yeah.
08:39It's not a bad guy.
08:40Just wait, just wait.
08:43It's not a bad guy.
08:45It's not a bad guy.
08:46It's not a bad guy.
08:49That's not a bad guy.
08:52Yeah, that's not a bad guy.
08:54So, what do you want to do?
08:57Eh?
08:59Ah.
09:00Here...
09:02Now, the election will be right, right?
09:05Let's make our mayor, right?
09:09So you will be reading a letter probably,
09:10Probablyんな, because the governor's office will be deciding.
09:13Because...
09:14I don't know.
09:20I don't want to go...
09:24I'm a big one.
09:25I don't want to go back to my team.
09:25I don't want to go back.
09:27I don't want to go back and go back to my team.
09:29You wanna go back?
09:29I want to try it.
09:30Wow that's great.
09:32Why what?
09:34So I want to be a fun guy...
09:38I want to make sure it was a good country.
09:43That's why, I want to be a big part of my children.
09:46Wow, pretty cool.
09:48Maybe I can change the country.
09:51That's why I felt an angry person.
09:52But I want my children to make sense of all of this.
09:57Oh, so that's how you're going to change.
10:00Oh, that's all.
10:06That's all.
10:07Well, that's one of the ways you can do it.
10:11Okay.
10:12Let's do it.
10:14Let's do it.
10:14Let's do it.
10:15Let's do it.
10:15Let's do it.
10:16Let's do it.
10:21I don't know.
10:24I'm sorry.
10:25Hmm...
10:26I'll kill you.
10:30I'm sorry.
10:31I'm sorry that you have a bit of pain.
10:32in a way...
10:38国会議員...国会議員...
10:40I'm sorry. I'm
10:44sorry.
10:44I'm super concerned, but I'm so sorry.
10:48Hope...
10:52So, I'll get you to see
11:05You said...
11:06I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
11:08I hope so, that's why you're not coming to see your hair.
11:11I'll go, maybe...
11:12Do you want to see my hair...
11:13You can see my hair, don't you, Y.
11:14That's what you're doing now.
11:16Why is that...?
11:20That's bad, too.
11:22That is what you've been doing, but...
11:24He's a president of the country.
11:27I'm not going to do that.
11:29I don't know that's what I'm doing.
11:30I know.
11:32He's a provender of the country.
11:36But, he's the president of the country,
11:38and he is the role of this situation.
11:42This is my opinion.
11:45I thought it was very important to me.
11:50There are so many...
11:53I've seen it in the election.
11:54It's a big deal.
11:56Once you read it...
11:56What?
11:58I've been a secretary for the to-do'r.
12:00You are a candidate for the question?
12:01It's not a question.
12:03It's a big deal.
12:07How about...
12:13How was it?
12:14I was like,
12:16I have a little bit of trouble.
12:18I know.
12:20I know that it was a lot of people who were asked to ask me.
12:25And...
12:26I think it's a bad thing.
12:31I was so confused.
12:32I don't know.
12:34I can't wait.
12:35Alright.
12:39The mayor of the governor from the state,
12:41is that the first time of the legislature was
12:42for the first time of the legislature.
12:43What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
12:51What?
12:51But the mayor also has been in the malls and the public
12:54and has been able to go to the hotel in the room.
12:55What the hell is it?
12:59What do you think?
13:28でも総理は自分から逃げ出したんじゃなくて僕らが割と強引に連れ出してまた奥さん脱走者が発覚したことで人質の警備が強化されたもうミラジョボビッチはできないかもだって強引いやもう無理なんじゃない人質救出大ハードっていうか助けた総理は叩かれまくって
13:55人質は警備強化で逃げられなくなってなんか私たち余計なことしただけなんじゃないですかね慣れないことするもんじゃないんだよですねこれまでずっと事なかれてきた人間が突然脱事なかれとか言ってもやっぱりこうなるっていうかただただ迷惑かけただけというかおとなしくしとけばよかったんだよ最初から
14:16とにかく終了ですね人質救出大ハードは僕はやりますん何をですか人質救出大ハードです
14:34なんでなんでそうなんのワイコも言ってたでしょアイアンも言ってたでしょファイザー軍団の警備強化されたって無理だよ無理私たちが動くことで人質が危険な目に遭うかもそれでもやります
14:58だって僕はもう戻りたくない空っぽだった事なかれな自分に戻りたくない今までの人生を取り戻したいんです二人だって同じじゃないんですか本人はそうなんじゃないんですか
15:15だったら一緒にいや俺そこまでじゃないかな私もそろそろお家帰ろうかなみたいなああ
15:45なんかごめんねテンション違う感じで一緒に行こうみたいな熱い展開になれたらよかったんですけどなんかごめんなさいいえ僕の方こそ空気読めなくてすいませんいやいやいやいやもう戻られるんですかお家そうね見送ったらそのまま
16:04じゃあこれでお別れですねなんかいつも異なかれてきたからこういう状況あまり慣れてなくて何を話せばいいのかわかりませんなんか意味なく愛想笑いしちゃったり
16:17あさめざめるたびに
16:26君の抜け殻が横にいる
16:40感じたいつもの背中が冷たい
16:49あの日見せた泣き顔
16:52涙照らす夕日
17:05皆さん本当にありがとうございました消し去ろうと願うたびに
17:14心が体が君を覚えている
17:15You're love forever瞳を閉じて君を描くよそれだけでいい
17:42たとえ季節が僕の心を置き去りにしても
17:57置き去りにしてもどうで
18:17乾杯帰りますか
18:44ちょっと片付けますだなでもすごいよね脱ことなかれってだって黒島くん一人でやるんだよ人質救出大ハードこれはあくまで灰腹的にはな話なんですけどん?
18:50結局それもことなかれと一緒というかえ
19:11?正反対だろことなかれと私の話であれなんですけどうち家の居間にソファーがあるんですこう一回座ったら脱出できない的なずむずむ沈んでいく系のやつおーあれだ人をダメにするソファーだでそれに座ってる時気づいたんです
19:18あー今宅配来たらめんどいなーってソファーから立って玄関に向かった
19:31?ではなく親機から置き配にしといてくださいって言えばいいやって思ったんですでもソファーの場所から親機まで手が届かない
19:38近くにあった孫の手拾ってぐーって伸ばしてもあと少し届かない
20:04あれ何の話で私そばにあった肩拾って縦に切っていったんです孫の手をで切れた2つを縦につないで長い棒にしてえいってそしたら届いたんですよ大焼きまで作業時間80分でした
20:05その方がめんどくさくない?でもそうは感じなかったっていうかめんどいことを解消するためだと思ったらめんどくなかったというか黒島さんも同じな気がするんですほら負の感情が苦手って言ってましたよね
20:31うんでも負の感情なんてそこら中にあるじゃないですか
20:51学校でも家でもネットでもそれに黒島さんは絶望してトラブルになりそうなことは全部自分が引き受けることにしてことなかれてそうやって負の感情を回避してきたと思うんです
21:17そして今国会議員になって総理になって世界を柔らかくしようとしてるでもそれって同じですよねそうすれば負の感情が回避できるってとこは目的は同じなんですことなかれなんですただそのやり方が脱ことなかれなだけで
21:44寝てます?寝てるわけないでしょ俺でしょ人をダメにするソファーでしょ違くてささっき歌ってたあの瞳を閉じてってやつあれが頭から離れなくてさ瞳閉じちゃったのよそしたらねねじゃないです全然共感できないです聞いてみ
21:47?聞いてみ?
22:10行くよそんなんで寝るわけないよいしょうまい寝てる
22:22なんで?うしまくん終わった
22:25?救出逃げてください
22:35逃げてくださいちょっと待ってちょっと寝てる待って待って寝てる
22:40?あたたたたたたちょっと死のまみやさあいめなさい
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