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The Real Housewives of Cheshire
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00:04not a nice sensation this at all like your vibrators got lost inside you to the left
00:11previously on the real housewives of cheshire we've christened this part
00:16mark and i have christened that part it's all happy memories when i come in here
00:19happy memories have you told them you're going yet not told anybody who's going to be the most
00:27shocked rachel will take it and the hardest sema you're very nice to people's faces but behind
00:33that veneer of a smile are you really sincere there's something that i've been meaning to tell
00:42you all oh no i'm leaving jesha oh this is another person that's leaving my life oh rachel
00:55i'm a queen bee and i've got a sting in my tail
01:02cheshire's in my blood but don't make it boil
01:07i'll pray for peace but i'm ready for war
01:14i might be younger but i wasn't born yesterday
01:19i don't have time for gossip i'm too busy building an empire
01:24cheshire is my playground and i'll give you the ride of your life
01:32cheshire's in my life i'm still in the show
01:38i'm still in the show
01:38watch me walkin in the slow mode
01:44oh i'm still in the show
01:46are you alright could i order a black coffee please
01:50you're sure thank you
02:04you're sure coffee oh thank you vanjie thank you so much oh my god watch the head
02:10come here come on come on come on oh my god that dog
02:16dumb dumb dumb main character energy
02:20my neck of your enemies it's not my fault if you don't like it
02:27jeez yeah look my wig's alive i'm like over stimulated just like watching you
02:34oh and your bras too so no i'm madonna nice yeah oh turn around mama
02:51sit good boy oh look at him oh green there you go you like the puppy yeah look at his
03:00little tail
03:06there we go there we go is that right good job
03:15negotiation always works
03:18you are good with her yeah i feel like i'm learning as i go though
03:22i've never been here before either i've never done the nana stage sophia's getting married soon
03:27they've already had the religious part of the ceremony and then both sophia and saskia will be
03:32leaving home and sasky won't be crawling into my bed in the morning for nano cuddles
03:37which is going to be horrible i don't know how you did it five times i don't know how i
03:41did it five
03:41times looking back i don't want to be the poor me but sophia's leaving sima's leaving i just i just
03:50want some normality i mean it's still it's still a busy house obviously now now i've got a puppy
03:55as well i can't believe daddy dropped a puppy around on christmas day for us
04:01how do you feel about that not really what i needed i mean he's very cute don't get me wrong
04:07and i did say do you all want to keep him it was a unanimous yes from you all yeah
04:10you know
04:11it's caused a few issues in my relationship nick and i are not currently together we've obviously
04:18had our ups and downs but this time it feels very different i think he thinks that it was bought
04:22for
04:22me it's a bit ridiculous though you and daddy broke up years and years and years ago now
04:30it is very difficult trying to blend families not in the sense of the children more circumstances of
04:37each household and nick gets very frustrated with that but there's not much i can do with where i'm at
04:45the moment i'm not going to upset you lot because i've spoken to all of you and you all want
04:50the
04:50puppy to stay and he's part of the family now but i don't know where that leaves nick and i
04:55i just don't
04:57the dog's staying to the detriment of my relationship sadly look at him look at him
05:05are you talking about me everyone knows what i'm like with puppies but spaniel eyes
05:11i mean spaniel eyes win me over
05:16i woke up and walked out into the heart of the sea and i was feeling something thought i was
05:23looking
05:23so pretty in the way oh hi how are we doing i've lost my voice again how are you don't
05:31worry i can do
05:32the talk with both the walls you look fantastic i love it is that an all-in-one no it's
05:37actually a
05:37two-piece oh it's beautiful but i just wanted i'm trying to make the effort because i feel horrendous
05:42so oh well you don't look horrendous anyway i mean it's always just all the makeup isn't it yeah
05:46how would you think about oh my god i am obsessed with your relationship i remember i went home with
05:53a man and i was like we could do with a mark right now in our relationship without all the
05:56stuff we've got
05:57going on yeah and on top of all the issues that we have yeah like we are actually wanting to
06:02expand
06:02our family so it's it's great but also it's like it's not happened yet it's very common nowadays that
06:08people are having kids later in life like the 30s is the new 20s however i am being the pressure
06:14i'm turning 35 i think i'm 35 yeah am i i don't know 91 july 2001 2011 11 1021
06:2722 23 24 25 what are we in 26 it's about 34 i don't know how old i am i'm
06:37around 35 years old
06:39and reality is i don't know how much longer i have left i think in a way it's almost like
06:43a pressure
06:44cooker and all of a sudden it just you just need to release that pressure yeah i do date night
06:48with
06:48david we've got the dice so your dice has obviously multiple faces yeah so it'll be a different sexual
06:56position david is a bit outdated doesn't know what the positions are so i have to show him
07:01i have to show what the position says right you're going to pick me up now he's like oh i
07:05don't think
07:05we could we can do it come on mental image i need to wrap that out of my head we
07:10all need a giggle and
07:11we all need some bloody passion so we need to get between the sheets we need to remember the reasons
07:16why we fell in love and start giving each other some loving and some playful sex it works wonders page
07:22oh i'm so sorry girlies oh how are you oh how are you you look fabulous you look younger and
07:30younger
07:32what have i missed um well i've just found out that ampika and taves have a sex life with
07:39the dice and they roll it for karma sutra which is really fun wait just give me a second to
07:43actually
07:43arrive and breathe
08:02hello oh i'm not getting too close close just stay there how are you sound terrible do you know what
08:10i
08:10i feel a little bit better today i'm not gonna lie and i brought your chicken soup
08:15i'm gonna make it you're actually gonna make it yeah i've never actually tasted a cooking before
08:23i hope she's bloody good i am a domestic goddess at heart i'm a really good cook and whatever rhymes
08:30with that i'm good at too i have a filthy mouth my kids go mad
08:38well listen bungee's in the kitchen so she could help me amazing
08:44bungee yeah this needs washing i love cooking it's my therapy and just rinse those it's my relaxing time
08:55they just need rinsing i am definitely a feeder like nigella
09:03oh wow look at you with your gloves oh i know lauren i'm really impressed oh it's so nice this
09:09soup the secret is that you've got to leave the chicken in the soup for between four and six hours
09:17what chicken soup are you making i can make mine in about 45 minutes i don't know how i'm gonna
09:24get
09:24everything in this pan yeah will it all fit in yeah i'll get it and don't worry feel like you
09:29need
09:29a bigger part i know but you haven't got one so i probably have well why shall i go and
09:35ask vanjie
09:35for a bigger pan has she got one i think we will yeah vanjie oh brilliant is that better yeah
09:43much
09:43better i think i'm gonna drop vanjie to wash all this for you yeah and she can wash the chicken
09:49if you just wipe her vanjie i do like your housekeeper she's grown i think with everything
09:56that's been going on having lauren here right now is exactly what i needed literally i think i'm feeling
10:02so run down because all i've been doing is going back and forth to the hospital because sandeep's dad's
10:09really not well sandeep's in china have you got any more eggs please tell me i've got i just need
10:17two yeah one sec i am listening oh might be wrong in this but i don't know oh this is
10:23so lauren she
10:25never listens she's always in her own world there's no point and i need a little bit of oil eggs
10:31and oil
10:36oh i love your ring oh thank you oh that's gorgeous it's boucheron um they do like a whole
10:51collection of animals yeah yeah limited edition so they've got a fox have sold out so it's like
10:57listen can you make me one bespoke they're like yeah it's quarter million quid i was like oh right
11:01okay no the fox one's 250k oh yeah this is about 90 grand but yeah it's beautiful hey it doesn't
11:10surprise me everything campika wears is probably a minimum spend of about 100k the night with sema
11:16i've let something festive for seven years but they've not had that opportunity where i'm in
11:20close proximity say actually you really offended me seven years ago i thought that you and i were friends
11:27so if you think that someone looks shit with saggy tits and greasy hair and then that's what you
11:35think but then just own it and don't bother coming up to me saying nice things to my face there's
11:41no
11:41revelations here you fake sema's always a person girl code empowering women i have a brand you pick
11:50people up you drop them off you do your high and buys it's all superficial nonsense because that's the
11:55type of friendship that you give to people you know it's all on a surface level i addressed it
12:02see manute was coming so she's very very apologetic backing down straight away and i thought you know
12:07what tonight's not the night i've said my bit you've apologized but it just made me wear it i don't
12:13like
12:13slyness and the only reason why you're apologizing because you got caught
12:16all right okay are them balls okay to eat oh shut up look at that look at it it looks
12:27like a yeah
12:30little willy i feel like a weight's been lifted i've told all the girls it's finally happening
12:37i'm going to dubai no and now i just want to have some fun make some great memories and enjoy
12:50whatever time i've got left in cheshire it's a big thing for me this move it's massive i just want
12:57everyone to be happy for me there i'm gonna miss everyone and that's why look when i spoke to you
13:03all that was the first thing i said was thanks you've all got a special place in my heart
13:10i didn't plan that speech i could tell it wasn't planned oh why i love you line everyone needs a
13:17lauren you're amazing and rache yeah you're just such a good friend and i love you and you you've got
13:22ocd like me and sheena yeah i don't know you very well no no i remember exactly i said to
13:29sheena
13:30i haven't known you as long as i've known the other girls sheena i know we've not known each
13:37other that long but we are the ocd queens um and if i've ever upset you i'm sorry i was
13:46not
13:46being judgmental and i'm not definitely not throwing shade at them it was it was from the heart it's the
13:53truth saying that we don't really know each other it was a bit bizarre okay i haven't known her since
14:00she was at school like yeah i've not known her 20 years but i've known her a good solid oh
14:05yeah five
14:06years i don't know what a favorite drink is i don't know where she likes to go and eat or
14:10where she goes
14:11out because we never hung out other than within this friendship group yeah i definitely like sat
14:17with you for ages and had conversations and had laughs and shared things i was always told that who
14:25seema presents herself to be is not who she is but that wasn't my experience my experience was gosh she's
14:32always been really really lovely from you guys experiences i don't know what she's saying behind
14:37me back i've no idea and perhaps that's why she said if i've yeah if i've ever upset you because
14:43i
14:43was thinking when have we ever had a falling out but now i'm kind of starting to see what people
14:48are
14:48talking about she isn't who she presents herself to be she'll say one thing and then turn around and
14:56say something completely different
15:01coming up on the real housewives of cheshire oh my god wow the queen has arrived all i want to
15:09do
15:10is just get back in this house and i want to be able to just yeah don't get upset come
15:14here no i'm
15:14sorry i can't deal with this strap any more
15:17i want to see you this is amazing this is beautiful
15:47oh nick i feel really emotional are you all right oh i'm so glad you got here
15:54gosh i know nick and royston for 15 16 years that's a long time and we were thick as thieves
16:02holidays crazy parties all-nighters must have spent a fortune because this is like sheer opulence
16:10we've spent every bit of our pension oh and then unfortunately like a lot of situations
16:17people get involved stir the pot and our friendship dissolved and it hits an all-time low what the
16:24fuck have you brought in the sewer outside you're a vile twisted individual i heard exactly what you said
16:31yeah my back if i was you i'd sit there a lot longer she's gonna do a lot of fucking
16:35makeup on
16:35your face to make you look a bit better and at least my face you are a i remember seeing
16:42nick
16:42not too long ago and he apologized and i said apology taken i'm not going to hold a grudge let's
16:50get back together and let's start making some happy memories because we were genuinely really good
16:56friends you've even christened a picture of me exactly exactly oh wow you look gorgeous wow the queen
17:14has arrived beautiful what the fuck
17:20look we are twinning we are twinning 25 inches yeah but i don't have the boots honey you match
17:28oh my god yeah like five and a half grand these boots wow so i just said to mark if
17:33he plays horsey
17:35i could get on his back and he could take me on the house no chance mark is she still
17:39doing that
17:40definitely not definitely not we're standing here let's go and sit down come on have you guys been busy in
17:46this house have you been doing it on the sofa the wild extrovert parties that nick and royce must have
17:57had over the years oof i won't like to think about how sticky things have been when i look at
18:02tuppence
18:02i see the sweetest most idyllic face and i think if that dog could talk
18:27this house is very important to myself and amir it's the house we're building for nora and our future
18:33family we wanted to renovate it and make it spectacular but sadly it's been hell the electrics
18:40the plumbing you name it we've been through it all what the hell's that oh my god it's crap i
18:45didn't
18:46even see that oh for god's sake that's another brother issue i'm going to start writing a list
18:50time because we've got to try and find another builder asap financially we're paying out of our
18:54pocket to fix all the mistakes and it's just caused so many delays i'm at my end with it all
19:01all i want
19:02to do is just get back in this house and i want to be able to just don't get back
19:06to church no i'm
19:07sorry i can't deal with this stuff anymore like you know like we like i don't listen nora needs you
19:14nora needs us we can't take the stress your health is already you're already stressed you're ill because
19:19you're arguing as well yeah but i'm stressed as much as you're stressed i haven't got the headspace
19:23for it i've got nora full time i know she's got we've got nursery but the reality is like i'm
19:28running
19:28a business i've got a team of people who need me at work and i've got nora in the evenings
19:32like from
19:32four o'clock every single night and the weekends like i haven't got anything in me to deal with
19:39another set of contractors i think we need to take a deep breath it's easy to say that it's easy
19:44to say
19:45that but then just like in the last 48 hours our builders just packed up and left that doesn't
19:50help like we've done everything right and they've still then messed up the entire house look yeah we
19:55just need to support each other and be there obviously i i love you and i want to be there
19:59and i just want to make sure that you know you're not stressed and just please i mean you're gonna
20:05have
20:05to probably work double time at like the chicken shops i'm sorry they're gonna have to get rid of all
20:10the chicken shops selling my cars chicken shops everything in shops or after work overtime because
20:15i don't know how we're gonna have to get through this this room selling everything selling your bags
20:19as well no my bags cannot be sold
20:29that last time i was here i was on my all fours ass up in the air tits out
20:34we're naked have you had any complaints no we have no complaints in fact they all want to rerun
20:39oh well i play on that course i played on the wrong day obviously well not today darling i mean
20:44my soft
20:45girl ever have you got anyone in your life at the moment have you met anybody just my vibrator
20:49darling that's my vibrator yeah a lot less a lot less trouble aren't there that's trouble
20:54i expect someone mark yes and how old is she mark then in her 40s oh nice
21:03mark has definitely changed since we were married i think he's kind of like taking
21:08on more of a girlfriend role he's like very much one of the girls i'd say whereas when i was
21:14married
21:14to him he was very much the alpha male but i think i would drown out the alpha male in
21:18any man to be
21:19honest kind of very open in my life i discuss everything with you probably a bit too much but
21:23when you meet someone i feel like you're frightened to death to introduce them to me and it gives me
21:27a bit
21:28the complex yeah well i mean i mean ampika does she know about ampika yeah yeah absolutely everything
21:34i'm very very honest and open about everything yeah ampika is a big personality to meet isn't she
21:42do you know me so we'd have to be sure that she was the one for him and also whether
21:47she'd cope with
21:48meeting ampika pass the test we've always said to each other about being honest haven't we yeah yeah
21:53i've thought to myself for quite some time now you're not looking as sharp and as fresh as you
21:58used to so i said to mark that i'm going to treat him to a neck and facelift
22:04will you do it would you would you yeah well i've got loads of lines because as i say i
22:08used to be 20
22:09stone so when i've lost all the weight i've got a lot of loose skin on my face you look
22:14at
22:14and peeking out okay you see the difference just by putting his face up putting his neck back yeah
22:20oh wow yeah literally look virginal mark you look like you've never been you look like you've never
22:27been touched yeah that turkey neck just doesn't suit you it's the turkey neck yeah the turkey neck it's
22:32just very honestly you will love it mark just get it done i've had lens replacement i've had two hair
22:39transplants yeah new teeth lower face lift neck lift i had buttock implants and that was a really
22:47really big mistake i've had them removed my bum looked so good for the first two thirds and all of
22:53a sudden it was like going off a ski slope it just went in yeah what do you remember us
22:58bending over
22:58mark what do i look like from that angle no coming up on the real housewives of cheshire i just
23:06can't
23:09you've just said to me our relationship is just surface level that's what you're talking to me
23:15oh oh oh are you oh are you okay oh my gosh you've been murdered oh oh my god oh
23:20oh my god
23:34oh oh
23:35hi oh check you out with those shoulder pads hello hello
23:39I know! We're in the 80s live, aren't we?
23:41I know!
23:42We've even started the party.
23:44I'm good. How are you?
23:45Really good.
23:47Oh, God. Really good.
23:49What have I said about you?
23:50Come on, frickin' get your grandma on fucking Instagram,
23:52you fucking grandma.
23:56I've never been so drained by someone in my life.
23:59You're exhausting to listen to, to be around.
24:02It's all about you.
24:04Myself and Rachel have not had the best few years.
24:07Paige's and I's relationship, up to this point,
24:11has been very turbulent.
24:13Every time we've tried to get to know each other,
24:16we've always fallen out or had some drama happen.
24:18I don't want that.
24:20I'm looking for peace in all aspects of my life.
24:22And I'm really hoping we can have a friendship.
24:27I'm loving this look.
24:28Are you?
24:29Yeah!
24:29What's the inspiration behind it?
24:31The 80s night.
24:32I am organising the most spectacular event.
24:35It's an 80s diva murder mystery night.
24:39Think dynasty.
24:40Big hair, glamour, shoulder pads,
24:43and at the end of the night,
24:45someone's going to get murdered.
24:47I just can't go for the show.
24:51It's so funny.
24:52That would be a talking point.
24:53It is a talking point, it is.
24:55It's broken the ice, that's for sure.
24:57I don't think the ice needed a break in there.
24:58No, it doesn't. I'm really joking.
25:00Yeah.
25:00We're good.
25:01You know what, I'm actually really happy.
25:02It feels refreshing.
25:03It feels great.
25:04I don't like going out knowing that there's a problem with someone.
25:08Yeah.
25:08It's not a nice feeling.
25:10It's not nice for anyone.
25:10You don't know how the night's going to go.
25:11You don't know if you're going to have a good time.
25:13Yeah.
25:13People wish you luck on your way out the door,
25:15and that is not what you want.
25:16It's sad that myself and Rachel have never really had the opportunity
25:21to get to know each other.
25:25She's always just been defending her friends,
25:27and I've been trying to defend myself.
25:30We've never really had the time to really just sit and speak.
25:33So you told me that your daughter's getting married.
25:37She's already got religiously married.
25:39Oh, she has?
25:40Yeah.
25:40So it happened.
25:41Yeah, she did that last week.
25:42It was really important for him to do it as soon as possible.
25:45Okay.
25:47Sophia met her fiancé about two years ago.
25:50He's a footballer.
25:51He plays for a team in Cyprus at the moment,
25:54and he's Muslim, so it's really important for him
25:57that they have a religious ceremony
25:59before they even think about living together.
26:02From my experience, having the niqar, which is what they had...
26:05Right.
26:05..with the Islamic ceremony for the wedding, it's incredible.
26:08They are married in God's eyes.
26:10Especially if you are religious, it means a lot.
26:12Yes.
26:13It was very important for myself and Amir to have our niqar,
26:16which is our Islamic wedding.
26:18We did it in the Natural History Museum.
26:20We had an Iman come and read all the scriptures
26:23and all the verses that were needed to marry us under the eyes of God.
26:27But also, we had our English wedding.
26:30So I walked down the aisle in a white dress,
26:32and we combined both cultures together, and it was beautiful.
26:36They live in abroad now on the UK.
26:38He is abroad.
26:39Are you worried that she might make the move?
26:41I know she's going to make the move.
26:43You know?
26:43I've woken up with Saski's face every morning.
26:47Morning, Nana!
26:48And then down a phone on the FaceTime, it would be a bit like...
26:51As they say, my parents, they live in Gloucestershire.
26:54They live through the iPhone.
26:56Like, we're constantly on FaceTime.
26:57It's not exactly the same when you can jump in a car
27:00and just drive and see them,
27:02as opposed to it being a whole plane ride away.
27:25I have got the most amazing house.
27:28It is the perfect location for a murder mystery night.
27:31Everything's looking fantastic.
27:35It's going to be so much fun.
27:41As long as nobody does actually murder someone.
27:54Hi, John.
27:55Hey, Rachel. You look absolutely wonderful.
27:57Oh, thank you.
27:58John has helped me plan the murder mystery event.
28:01I cannot wait for tonight.
28:03You're going to be wonderful.
28:05I've got no idea where his accent is from.
28:08And what is going on with that wig?
28:11Oh, darling.
28:12Is that Crystal Carrington?
28:14Oh, hello, darling.
28:15Oh, hey.
28:16You look amazing.
28:17You look wonderful.
28:18Oh, of course I do, darling.
28:19Wow.
28:20What are you wearing?
28:21What's one got on?
28:22Straight from the runway.
28:23Oh, yeah.
28:24Same last season.
28:26I am actually going to be the biggest bitch ever in history.
28:32There we go.
28:32Yes, just move out of the way.
28:34Yeah.
28:34And I'm really excited because I'm not a bitch in real life.
28:38If you think that someone looks shit with saggy tits and greasy hair and...
28:43Oh, she said that.
28:44Oh, wow.
28:44That's great.
28:45I'm just nice, Seema.
28:49Do you know what, Lauren?
28:50I thought you would have made an effort and got dressed up today.
28:54What do you mean?
28:55Do you look like a better version of yourself?
28:57A better version?
28:58Oh, my goodness.
28:59Do you know who I am?
29:01Madonna.
29:01Oh, do you want to see who I am?
29:02You see, I've cracked it, then.
29:05When has Madonna ever looked like that?
29:07You look like a smack head who's been hanging around the streets of New York in the 1970s.
29:12It's a dreadful look and it's ever so unattractive, Lauren.
29:15Why have you come as, baby?
29:16I've come as myself.
29:17I'm a 1981 baby.
29:19Would you wear that in real life, though?
29:21Yeah, I would.
29:23Really?
29:23Yeah.
29:23It's Versace-y.
29:24Maybe it's lips.
29:26Do you think it's a pajama-ish?
29:27A bit.
29:31Cheers.
29:32So, I had a FaceTime with Paige.
29:34Okay.
29:34And Paige has told me that Sheena felt like I was throwing a bit of shade.
29:39Sheena was obviously not too impressed about the comment.
29:42We've not really known each other that long.
29:44That was a bit of a shady-ish kind of comment.
29:48Do you know what?
29:48It wasn't meant like that.
29:50It was not meant like that.
29:51I just meant, like, I didn't know her as well as I know the other girls.
29:55They just want to knock me down.
29:57I don't understand why you said, I'm going to be leaving soon.
30:00Why people are kind of then trying to take issue.
30:02Listen, might not be a big thing to some of the girls.
30:05It's a big thing to me.
30:06And to me.
30:07Yeah.
30:08And I do not want any drama, but I feel like they just, all the time.
30:12Yeah.
30:13Seema said this.
30:13Seema did that.
30:14I think what's going on between Seema and Sheena has got blown out of proportion.
30:20I'm really protective of Seema.
30:21I know she didn't mean anything malicious.
30:24She's leaving in a couple of weeks.
30:26I want to make the most and give her the best memories of the time that she's here.
30:30Oh, gosh, darling.
30:34Stop it.
30:35Hey.
30:36Oh, my God.
30:37Look at you.
30:38Oh, my God.
30:39You look like a hooker.
30:41Oh, my God.
30:44Hello.
30:44You look fabulous.
30:46Hello, darling.
30:47You OK?
30:48You look like you're going to look when you're older.
30:51I look like my auntie.
30:53Oh, darling.
30:55Darling.
30:56Darling.
30:57Darling.
30:58Darling.
30:59You look brilliant.
31:00Are you OK?
31:02Hello, darling.
31:03My nemesis.
31:05You're OK.
31:05How are you?
31:06I'm good.
31:07I'm not stressed about seeing Sheena tonight because all I want to do is nip this in the bud,
31:12let's have a conversation, let's correct everything, let's move forward and let's have some fun.
31:19Oh, it's so fucking itchy, this.
31:23Oh, my God.
31:24You OK?
31:25I hate gravel.
31:26Careful.
31:27Come on, Sheena.
31:28Oh, my God, my secrets are stuck together.
31:32Oh, my God!
31:34Oh, my God, Sheena.
31:36Oh, wow.
31:38That is brilliant.
31:40Namina actually has got a body to die for.
31:43She could look good in a paper bag.
31:45That outfit looks great, but I might get her where she's got it from.
31:48I don't want to look like that.
31:50Cheers, girls!
31:52Here's to some dodgy wigs.
31:54There's some dodgy wigs in charge.
31:55Why have you not got dressed up?
31:57Oh, you can fuck off.
32:01This is like a real horror movie kind of thing.
32:05Yeah, isn't the location great?
32:06Especially when you're looking in that direction.
32:09Do you know, I have to say, you can give it me all tonight and I will take it, but
32:13expect it back then.
32:14How old are you, Sheena?
32:1647.
32:16Oh, you're still young.
32:17I'm getting on me.
32:19You look amazing.
32:19I'm just going to go to...
32:20I'm an old lady now.
32:21Why are you not?
32:22But you know what I mean?
32:23You look a lot younger than in your 40s.
32:25That's very kind.
32:25Thank you very much.
32:27Oh, Sheena, now I've got you.
32:28Yeah.
32:29Are you upset with me?
32:30Oh, Sheena, now I've got you.
32:38Yeah.
32:39Are you upset with me?
32:40I had a FaceTime with Paige.
32:42Oh, yeah.
32:43And she said, oh, you were throwing shade.
32:46I was not being judgmental one bit.
32:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:49Right?
32:49If I just said...
32:51Can I just finish?
32:53You don't call me.
32:54I don't call you.
32:55I'm just as bad.
32:56But we don't have that.
32:57But that's not meaning it's negative.
33:00You're great.
33:01But I don't know a lot about you because we've never had one-to-one.
33:04I mean, you're saying we haven't spent a lot of time.
33:06But to me, we've been away on trips.
33:08We have.
33:09We have.
33:10We've spent time together.
33:12I'm trying my best to stay polite and be nice.
33:15But it's really frustrating when somebody is constantly speaking over you.
33:21Sheena, we've never...
33:23We've had conversations with you.
33:24But we've never had that one-to-one.
33:26We don't.
33:27Can I talk now?
33:29Can I just jump in here?
33:30Can I just...
33:31No, no, no.
33:31Please jump in because I let you speak but I've not been allowed to...
33:34Yeah, go on, go on.
33:34I've not been allowed to finish.
33:36I've not been allowed to finish.
33:37I thought our relationship was a little bit more than surface.
33:41And it felt like what you were saying was that we really only had a surface-level relationship.
33:45Well, it wasn't.
33:46And...
33:46OK, great.
33:47Now we're having this conversation great.
33:49It is not.
33:49In my head, I was like, gosh, we have...
33:51I think we have quite a lot in common.
33:53We're surface-level and that's all we've got in common.
33:56It's a tricky one.
33:57You know what it's tricky?
33:59Like...
33:59Namina.
34:01I mean, what the hell?
34:04We just felt that way.
34:06Guys, can I just say something?
34:08She is there constantly talking, constantly speaking over me.
34:14It's not like she had a written speech.
34:16You didn't have a written speech, didn't you?
34:18It came from the heart.
34:19It wasn't written.
34:20It was coming from the heart.
34:21It was at the moment you were upset.
34:23Why is she even in our conversation?
34:25And I think all of that...
34:27Right now, I feel like I'm not being listened to right now.
34:28I feel like you're speaking over me and for me and that's not what I want.
34:31I'm not speaking for anyone.
34:32I am not speaking for anyone.
34:33I'm just trying to...
34:34I would never only stick up for Seema, even if she's wrong.
34:37I genuinely don't think she was wrong in this situation.
34:39And I just think Sheena is picking on her a little bit.
34:42I'm going to leave this conversation because I just feel like I can't say anything anyways.
34:45Yeah, I think you should.
34:46Yeah.
34:46Sorry.
34:49I think you should leave.
34:51I'll decide for myself.
34:52Yeah, because I'm talking to Seema.
34:53Are you constantly getting involved?
34:55I'm here.
34:55No, I'm allowed to say that.
34:56It's my opinion.
34:57No, it's my fucking opinion.
34:58Nobody asked, so...
35:00Well, I don't care if you asked or not.
35:02I just feel like you're being very fucking sensitive.
35:04This girl is fucking leaving the country.
35:06No, she's leaving the fucking country.
35:08Why are you shouting?
35:08She's trying to give everyone...
35:10Why are you shouting?
35:10Because you told me just to leave.
35:11Because you said you're going to leave.
35:13So I said, yeah, definitely leave.
35:14My girls, leave it.
35:15Leave it, leave it, leave it.
35:16You know what?
35:16Leave it, leave it, leave it.
35:18Leave it.
35:19I am fucking not leaving.
35:20Do your thing.
35:23Namina's more like Alexis Carrington.
35:25She ain't taking no shit off anybody.
35:28Ladies.
35:29Come on.
35:29Ladies, are we okay?
35:31I'm not fucking leaving Seema.
35:32I'm going to stay here.
35:33If she's going to be so fucking stubborn to me,
35:35I haven't said anything wrong,
35:37and be like, you fucking leave,
35:38because I'm not wanted here.
35:38I didn't say you fucking leave.
35:40I didn't say that.
35:40Well, you did say to leave.
35:41There's a whole night planned,
35:42and it's going to be really, really fun.
35:44The point I was making is you said you were going to go,
35:46because you didn't feel like nobody was listening to you.
35:48I think you should.
35:49I think you should.
35:49I think you should,
35:49because it's a conversation between me and Seema.
35:51It's atoned the way you say it.
35:53Namina was sat here as well,
35:55getting involved in the conversation.
35:56Hey, how are you doing?
35:57First off, you all look amazing.
36:00Can you have some attention, please?
36:02Well, thank God.
36:03Now, hopefully, we can get this night back on track.
36:06Okay, ladies.
36:07So, this, of course, is New York, okay?
36:10And we are at a private members' club.
36:14We're here this evening to be at the wake for poor Phil Colons.
36:21Phil Colons.
36:22God rest his soul.
36:23The famous record producer, part-time drummer,
36:25and daddy to Kylie.
36:27Where's Kylie?
36:27I was Phil's only child.
36:29I'd come back from walls when I'd heard that daddy had died.
36:32Firstly, I knew nothing about his death when I received the facts,
36:35and these rumours of a feud are rubbish.
36:38Colin's death was probably just go... just modern nature.
36:43So, Seth, I came here to try and contact the ghoul of...
36:48It would be awful to think, Kylie,
36:50that your father was going to change his will to cut you.
36:52Look how strange you are.
36:54And all that I did, and I saw something spooky down there that lane.
36:59I don't know, madam.
37:03I feel like this is a bad case of watching your silly kids do bad acting classes.
37:07It feels like watching your kids do bad acting classes.
37:07It feels like watching your kids do bad acting classes.
37:07What? How long is this game?
37:09I don't believe anyone's still really enjoying themselves.
37:13I am Vivian Antwoord.
37:18And I was so shocked about what happened to Phil.
37:21I would say my acting skills are okay.
37:25I tried cheering him up.
37:26The only thing that cheered him up was seeing a pretty woman walking down the street.
37:31There was this one time...
37:34We did Romeo and Juliet.
37:36And I played Juliet.
37:38To Phil Colon!
37:40To Phil Colon!
37:41Yeah.
37:43Oh!
37:44Oh, are you...
37:44Are you okay?
37:46Oh, my God, you were murdered.
37:47Oh!
37:48Oh, my God!
37:49Oh, my God!
37:50Oh, my God!
37:51Oh, my God!
37:52Oh, my God!
37:53Listen, guys.
37:54I should have died.
37:55Then I didn't need to play this stupid game, and I could have laid there.
37:59This is most bizarre, but the death may have had something to do with Vivian's drink, do you think?
38:04It's behind you.
38:06Maybe try it.
38:08So, how do you think that Vivian actually died?
38:12I think she's been using a vibrator too much.
38:16And Peek is zoned out.
38:19She's disassociated.
38:21Okay, can you have a little drum roll, please?
38:23We're going to tell you who the killer was.
38:24It was...
38:26Bonnie!
38:27Oh, for fuck's sake.
38:28I want to try that!
38:29No.
38:30I want to retry her.
38:31She can't wait.
38:32No.
38:32You bitch.
38:35Did you enjoy that?
38:36And Peek, did you enjoy that?
38:37It was an experience.
38:39One that I don't want to relive again.
38:40I don't know why I thought it would be, like, more going room to room.
38:43Oh, I was clueless.
38:44Yeah.
38:45What are we doing?
38:45Are we going to go to a room?
38:47Is someone getting killed?
38:47Are we going to get a clue?
38:49Thank God that is dumb, because that...
38:53Rachel, that was one of your worst.
38:56Sheena, what happened?
38:57I, like, warts in.
38:58It's like fireworks.
38:59Oh, my God.
39:00I was trying to just have a convo with Seema.
39:04She had heard that I was upset with her.
39:06You're not supposed to look after me.
39:07I will, honey.
39:08Go on, man.
39:09And Amina was constantly talking, butting in, saying Seema didn't mean it like that and saying from her perspective.
39:15Do I just go over and say, what's the problem?
39:18Go on.
39:19Don't trick on your dress.
39:20You look stunning.
39:20You look stunning.
39:21I just wanted to get across my feelings.
39:23Yeah.
39:23And I just felt like I wasn't being heard.
39:25So, yes, I snapped.
39:27100% I snapped.
39:28Hello.
39:28Hello, Alexis.
39:31I have to be honest.
39:32I'm over there and I can hear it.
39:33Yeah, yeah.
39:34Oh, absolutely.
39:35And I feel like you know me enough to know that I was not being negative.
39:40One minute you're telling Sheena that you don't really know her.
39:43Next minute you're saying you do really know her.
39:45What is it, Seema?
39:46I'm lost.
39:46Are you friends or you're not friends?
39:48I don't think necessarily that you would be negative either.
39:51Paige, I thought I was through shade.
39:53Sheena feels she's through shade.
39:54But those weren't my words.
39:56Instead of getting it from other people.
39:58But that's what we need to do from the beginning.
39:59Yeah, so...
40:00That's what I'm saying to you.
40:01Yes, so...
40:01From the beginning, you could have rang me the next day and said,
40:04Sim, I felt this way.
40:05And of course you can.
40:07Yeah.
40:07Am I not approachable?
40:10For the love of God, let me speak.
40:13I'm just trying to talk and I'm not being allowed to.
40:15I just thought our friendship was more than surface level.
40:19So what you said...
40:20I never meant it as surface level though, Seema.
40:23...made me think, made me feel like what you were saying
40:26was that out of the five years we've known each other,
40:28which I think is a long time to know somebody.
40:31It's not 20 years.
40:33It is, but we've not spent any time.
40:34Real time.
40:35We have spent time together.
40:37Five years of girly holidays, weekend aways, birthdays,
40:41weddings, anniversaries, and you're just minimising it
40:44to how they know each other.
40:46That is really, really low, Seema.
40:49Is it bad to tell somebody you're not as close?
40:52It's a little bit awkward, but Seema's gone and done it.
40:56So it is what it is.
40:58I just think we had an understanding that that was our friendship.
41:01So it was a surface level friendship?
41:03No, but...
41:03Is that what you mean?
41:04I feel that's what it's been.
41:05You've never called me.
41:07Are you joking?
41:08What's that?
41:09What's that?
41:10Chicken.
41:11Yes, thank you.
41:12I called you to meet up.
41:14Where?
41:14I called you to go out.
41:15But you cancelled every time.
41:16Oh, Seema.
41:18You don't remember that.
41:19Are you actually going to go there?
41:19You don't remember...
41:21I've been on my phone and I've checked every conversation
41:26from 2021.
41:28And literally every year we say about two things.
41:34Sorry while I scroll through all our messages together.
41:38Where have you invited me?
41:40I'm literally going through my phone.
41:42I've invited you to events.
41:457th of January.
41:47Happy New Year, doll.
41:49This is me.
41:50Hope you and the family are all well.
41:53Let me know if you're free to meet up for lunch.
41:56She said,
41:57I'm back now.
41:58Let me know when's good to catch up.
42:00I've invited her to all the events I've ever done.
42:03Where is your invite?
42:05I said,
42:06All good here.
42:08I'm around next week if you're about.
42:1028th of January.
42:12Heard nothing back.
42:13On the 31st of January, I text her,
42:16Hi hun.
42:17We still having lunch tomorrow.
42:19I don't get what's going on.
42:21I don't know what I've done to Sheena
42:23for her to feel so much hate towards me.
42:27I've lived in Cheshire so many years.
42:29Everyone knows Seema.
42:30I've got a big heart.
42:31I'm not saying you don't have a big heart.
42:33Right.
42:33And if you feel that, I feel really bad that you feel that.
42:37Yeah.
42:37I'm going to leave it there.
42:38That upsets me.
42:40Well, I don't know what to say.
42:41That's the reality of the situation.
42:43How is that the reality?
42:45Because, Sheena, you are saying...
42:47You've never called me anywhere.
42:48You've never called me anywhere.
42:48You are saying...
42:49You've just said to me,
42:50our relationship is just surface level.
42:51That's what you've just said to me.
42:52Yeah, because that's how it feels.
42:53OK.
42:53All right, fine.
42:54Now I know that.
42:55Now I know that.
42:56I'll put you in the surface level box.
42:58We'll just leave it there.
42:58You have never rung me to say,
42:59Oh, do you and Sandy want to come for dinner with...
43:01Where are you going?
43:03So, I've never rang you.
43:04OK.
43:04You haven't.
43:05OK.
43:07Hi, Sheena.
43:08Do you know what?
43:09It's probably going to work out better.
43:11Sorry for messing you around.
43:13I feel awful.
43:14If we skip today,
43:16and then we can just put in a day next week
43:18where I'm not rushing around.
43:21I am just flapping a bit.
43:23I've been in here long enough in a friendship group.
43:26I'm not surface level.
43:28Sim, Sim, Sim.
43:28No, I'm going home.
43:29I know, I get it, but...
43:30How can she say?
43:31Calm down, calm down, calm down.
43:32I'm looking at the whites of Sheena's eyes,
43:34and I can see she's telling the truth.
43:36She has reached out to Seema.
43:38But what does Seema do?
43:40Quite conveniently.
43:42Wells up, water works, we go home.
43:45Like Seema said, they're not that close.
43:46So, she's actually just proving the point
43:48that they're not that close,
43:49because you wouldn't speak to a friend like that.
43:52I'm done.
43:53I'm going home.
43:54I'm going home.
43:55It's just stupid.
43:57I'm the one here that's getting accused,
43:59so I don't know what you're raising your voice for.
44:02Honestly, I feel like I've just been killed off.
44:04I think she was trying to say
44:05that she doesn't know you that well.
44:07Well, my point is...
44:09No, it doesn't matter.
44:10No, it does matter.
44:12That won't upset me.
44:13It's very belittling.
44:15They are diminishing the memories I have.
44:19They don't matter.
44:20Those things that we've done together and laughed about
44:23mean nothing.
44:24They don't matter,
44:25and I think that's the thing that's frustrating.
44:27I'm not being listened to,
44:29so if nobody's going to listen,
44:31then just let her be upset then, innit?
44:33Because she doesn't want to hear what I've got to say.
44:41Next time on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
44:44I don't travel light, do I?
44:45I travel expensive.
44:47Lauren's been saying that Noreen is a gag.
44:49I don't know what a gag is.
44:51Is that a gag?
44:51Please can you tell me what a gag is?
44:54Oh!
44:56Really good!
44:57That's so cool!
44:58And I think she took that probably with a bit of offence,
45:00and I said to her,
45:01no, no, it was meant in offence,
45:02so she took it in the right context.
45:05Oh!
45:07Oh!
45:07Oh, fuck as shit!
45:10I carry everything, you know,
45:13and it's a lot of stress.
45:14Oliver turned 21 last week,
45:16and the...
45:17Oh, my God!
45:18Go on, let it out.
45:20That felt a little bit judgmental, you know?
45:23I would never fucking judge anyone!
45:25The word, beg, is not nice.
45:26I shouldn't have said it.
45:27Trying to get back out there,
45:29build my business,
45:30and I said,
45:31and me being here.
45:33To Seema.
45:40To Seema.
45:56Oh!
46:07To Seema.
46:07And you,
46:07The Card stuff is so acha,
46:07See you next time!
46:08And it's alright!
46:08Etsy is the jok regions template.
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